The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 28, 1929, Page 4

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Kresge Bidg pthread (Official City, State and Coun’y Newspaper) — THE ROMANCE OF TODAY For some reason, hum: beings seldom seem able to recognize romance when It can lie right und: instead, we look far af ever go. and sp: The old-time Mississip erally considered one o: England Seg ge CHINESE WHO DON’T EAT RICE Most of us prob: never ft it ignorance is until we come p! packet ships of Maré Tw unsuspected fact memories ei z rr tance, if someone asked Thus most of us, seeing how modern efficiency has | 0. o¢ the Chinese is. the killed this particular kind o: ‘ - {you would say, “Ri Th that this is a prosaic age. Yet all the while, right noted just as we ascume ¢ front of our eye: ere are a infinitely more os oted to the raising of rice romantic and cazzling n the whole saga of the) piost Cuseti dante of storied river. ly bulletin printed by the U. &. Departme: In Detroit. for ance. a great bridge is being thrown across the river to join Detroit with Windsor, Onta: Its towers rise skyward dizzily; the huge cables that wil bear its weight are cunningly woven affairs of countless small wi its foundations go below the si ground. It was more then yesterday ‘ grandfather of ali bridges was first suggested: tomorrow bade pais ant aaa say (figuratively speaking) it will be open for use. China ita hie hice na ae Far to the southwest, in Boulder canyon. engineers bi ay, nlaceeegsict nee preparing to construct a dam. This dam will prot =| . whole inland empire from floods. It will add thousands | x FRE Oe Of seres of fertile land to the nation’s harvest fields. | TOO MUCH ARITHMETIC It will yield enough water-driven horsepower to supplant | The statement of a Columbia uni half a dozen coal mines. Where nature put a desert /2t Jeast 85 per cent more and a waste there will shortly be a rich farm land and #7 Our public schools than an; @ great source of power for industry. quizes e daily affairs cf life wi Those are just two examples; one could quote a dozen | SUrPrise very many people great more. at random. They are extremely significant—iar! Arithmetic, to the average school child of an otherwise pleasant existence. A never-absent tor- | more so then we imagine. For they are our romance. | : ¢ ‘turning from Florida. They are din- |r none, I think the greatest chances |ON€ young woman remembers with|the blood to other mucous mem- What are dinary bridges and dams? Not at Ment, it accounts for a tremendous percentage of all, They are symbols; symbols of modern man’s triumph | Schoo! failures. i over matter. The earth, that used to be so vast and| Most of us, in our daily life, have dominating. has grown small and weak. Man has con- | *rithmetic. If we want to find something about it. . {the amount of interest a certain sum of money will | women. the waitresses. How much ee és za quered it. There is nothing he cannot do to He re Wi Go the aia |e ate tradition that hard work is a blessing | her “The Rag Man” until she was| Worse. Dr. Osler states that one of s, earn we ask a banker and he tel. arranges it to suit himself. By the strength of his ma- chines anc the cleverness of his brain he is beginning to | With most other problems that go beyond ordini prove at last that he is what he has called himself, Lord j addition. division, subtraction or multiplication. | A whole army of present and former school Idren. of all Creation. It is not ignoble for us to take pride in the things we e - make of stone and steel and concrete. They prove our | Professor's stand most heartily. capabilities—which are limitless. They give grounds for gers so Bee | vian school children have been taught to regard the, occupation of the two provinces by Chile as an indelible ernational | To! * | hotel Ma: v is the ban | Marion, are on the nall use for much ; beyond doubt, will be ready to endorse the Columbia | people among them ar hope that come day we shall be able to do equally well The old boy who says women arent as attractive as j in the tangled, tragedy-strewn field of human relations. {they used to be might add that watermelons and green | after all beautify, to © so, 1 Peaches have lost their appeal, SOLVING INSIDE PERIL OF SUB The submarine 8-4, which carried 40 men to death | Americanism: Hating people who think you aren't | when it was rammed and sunk off Provincetown. Mass.. equal to them; ecorning people who think they are | a year and a half ago, is going to go to the bottom once | equal to you Taide her iron hull will be Lieutenant C. B. Momsen| “How much can a farmer make in a year?” asks a mag- and Lieutenant Commander T. H. Dunbar. They will ;4zine article. Nobody knows. A farmer never worked have with them various safety devices, some of them j #l! year. invented by Momsen himeelf. They know that these de- vices will enable men to escape from s submarine if it is not submerged too deeply; now thy want to find out if they will work when the submarine lies at least 300 Editorial Comment feet below the surface. Chief of these safety appliances is the “lung”—a sort of IN THE LAND OF THE LINGERING portable air chamber which a man can wear while ascend- Pa TWILIGHT ing through the water. In the submarine’s hull is a nville County Farmer) little protruding chamber, just large enough for a man.! country from the heart of the sage-brush desert to the ‘The sailor who wants to come to the surface gets into | Snow-mantled peaks of the Cascades and the silent Gat situate and tactems on bls. “lune; thee 4 doar | Places of the big forests has its: hour that casts a spell | mothers who have borne more chil-| New Yorkers eat 7.000.000 eggs! now being grown in the British z on those who are able to read from the book of Nature opens and he is projected out into the water, to float | ever open before us at a glorious page, whereon is written to the surface in safety. a lesson big and worthwhile. It is quite simple, and it has already been used—by| To Prairie Land has come the season of lingering ; twilight. Almost any evening now you can enjoy it none other than Lieutenant Momsen. But this time the | cigge'to Mohall. If you will take a ride over the graveled submarine will be submerged in deeper water than ever | highway that leads from Bottineau to Mohail timed so before. Momsen and Dunbar will risk their lives to find | that it begins at Bottineau a half hour before sunset out if the new devices will work as well at 300 feet as | YOU may enjoy it at its best. And the picture will never t 200 feet. be more compelling or the colors have more charm at than just now, when the fields are taking on the first Their work is incredibly gallant. Most of us, probably, | deep green from the newly-planted crops. céuld manage to do heroic deeds in the open air and eee Aeon night comes like @ curtain that falls sunlight, with people watching us; but crawling out into | 7 3 great northwest for the next six weeks it comes the icy water 300 feet under the surface is something if all “ore hp gas Uist eee newane fre roe beast al else again. Momsen and Dunbar are men for the navy; Coming out of Bottineau on your right are the low- to be proud of. vis ine acicirrg wrapped Sia 8. Ripe haw, brown ia a bit . for prairie pe. e slanting Yet there is something tronic about the whole busi. |rays of the setting sun touch them with a changing ness, when you stop to think about it. {sheen that varies from purple to gold. It glorifies every A submarine is an elaborate and complicated mechan- | rugged hilltop and hangs cn every coulee a vari-colored | ism with just one excuse for existence: to sink ships | Curtain and take lives. In an era of universal peace it would | river jies like a ‘Iv great mirror, tranquil. a silver sheet as a Roman galley. It is built solely to | twisting away between low-lying hils in meadows where spread as cure > ister by yc! Fore i alders and lows ji inning to blossom. swimming musk- Pe tere ve bave two of the finest men in the navy. | Tt traces a long ripple on its bosom, A pair of pintall drakes course across the Valley to or from some feeding ground. They turn your eyes to the western sky and you forget them in the glory that is there. Every land has something of natura] charm. Every | You come then to the east Valley of the Mouse. The | | | | } THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ae i __ TUESDAY, MAY 28, 1927 - THE DANGERS OF CONSTIPATION / The intestines are not only for the | most 2 purpose of carrying off the residue of indigestible food substances, but are also used as excretory organs or = ss | OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern Feo geome nar eae rnd } intelligence and courage."—Edna St. posed in a large excreted by the body. Anyone who is suffering from con- stipation is bound to reabsorb some QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Baby Cries constie am sure day weeksoldy | + Parts of the body, etc. ‘Will you Since constipation is a chronic dis- Lad sometimes of many years’ be get: standing, it may cause very serious ; ting plenty of cumulative effects. The modern soft mushy diet of civilization is mostly at fault because it does not provide enough bulky material for the bowels to act upon and the bad combina- tions, and retention of food, make a readily fermentable mixture which often produces a large quantity of in- testinal and gas. gas pressure ballooning of the bowels may lead to ‘degree of ease—who have given up| chants’ association. And just think their whole lives to devotion to|of the millions more they have to others; but that the impersonally de- | look at! i tached eye can see any real beauty * ee normalit in their persons is surely a gross! Now that a mechanical heart has | Sr ape tension co eee tion exaggeration. | been invented by a scientist in Can-| strietive muscles of the intestines that oats ie on eal wei ada, a couple of cartons ought to be H ‘S$ TI ordered by the presidents of the forward. | Beauty is a jealous mistress. She | American and National Leagues. Ppbge Be alah mtd tothe) | demands full service. The woman| (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Itc.) Hartt We naan Sat okie n. Geclares Sher- | Who is working for her living simply are invariably mi cannot take her grace exercises and Prevents a movement of the parts, as women supported by fost wee and ee chin Jalks To nt EECA In Hiaetr He lls this rather line exercises and use this oil ant inact! > Nation” after re- | that cream and this astringent and course, resuits in more intense con- | making thi ur of strike-torn | that powder base cream and this eaqper to onunet a aeneniralve ob He writes— | cleanser and this tonic for the skin, | struction, on as telescoping or ‘ar thing. I am | and on and on and on. | Parents twisting the intestines, a very serious | Europe and ut working women.| To be sure, one can argue that) - * | condition which prevents any pas- n want beauty | time for the incessant chase of sage and which must be quickly cor- How often I go! beauty with a whole-hearted pur- A CLEAN SLATE rected one of the ; Suit of beauty only defeats its own (By Alice Judson Peale The toxins Thebe sce | Soe); et Sones | Cittaied snerene | heres Do mone prisoner ele- Putrefaction may also | has weet: i: eee Be ene ae ment in our relation to our children | Produce an irritation of the mucous sich the eseteriietipe plc POD! than that of holding over for today | ining of the colon and intestines, or e, or re-| But, all in all, Sherwood Anderson {the sins and failures of yesterday. | the toxins may be carried through the guests coming Many women come hi rich women, going to rm ” t sl branes and there result in catarrh ing at the hotel. for the acquiring of beauty go to the | resentment that, although she had “How few of them have any grace | Woman of means who has time for | learned to wear neat clothing by the | nd ee ESS of person, any grace of body. I look | beauty’s pursuits rather than to| {ime sne wes 12. her tamily assumed | | Tt 1s now recog cally.” raahies from these women to the working | Women who must work too hard. that she was still the sloven of her | ities laxatives actually weaken = 5. Te be sure. that idea-thatters our | ‘0mboy days and continued to call the intestines and make constipation “It is true everywhere. I have been | in all respects. But it is good for us | TOWN up. : : in this world. In the fashion, |to have a few shattered occasionally | St ie en home at Linton after & several able hotels a man d times see | Just ask any waitress if che {Small daily matters. “No we say, visit here. beautiful young gir! the older | soulee tare = ane on being just } ener: ou epuled A ie Hggieinied me aa ce ie fas ely y LP tes - . n su ‘is cuteat it. i saan time I allowed you to go out to play rived in Bismarck after isfied about | {after supper you stayed out an hour cter. Hard! @ ‘late. No, you can't go out today.” _ it seems, y BARBS | | And again, “When I gave you that > with an eye ie ; chocolate you promised to eat- only miserable looking. I ually smug, self. nothing, without work, trouble in or ° Miss Tess Henry spent ‘Women who have sought public visiting at the home office have employed methods exas- yates aw o€ her parests | half and save the rest. But you dis- at all trained to see b Headlines you never see: “Lindy | obeyed me so I can’t trust you with t womal caleulat Ries |Dines 49 Newspapermen at Morrow's feandy any more.” abr oS Se of ree GLORIFYING WORK {Maine Home.” The child who constantly is re-| woman who dabbles in public affairs.” | Miles City, Mont., ng. But| se jminded of his past failures grows to|_gudora Ramsay Richardson, pioneer | here yesterday en ae most of | | Federal authorities in Chicazo have |think of them as part of himself.| feminist and suffragist. | (North |@fter a trip in us must work i! ai apt jrequested that serving of cincer ale} Following his elders’ lead, he accepts | ameri Revi to glorify it and pretend t tis our jin cafes be penned agit ; n you | his faults as a fixed part of his per- i sigh * greatest blessing. {won't even able to buy iiquor in! sonality. He becomes as pessimistic] « ‘kmen bodily We have hundreds of traditions ;one of those places. {about his failures as his parents are. on foomentty sutton: bs the all to the ' see | This is hardly a state of mind con- contented,! President Hoover had a black eye | ducive of improvement in conduct. well, long-lived, and even beautiful. the other day but he explained it] For the child each new day should A reasonable amount ‘ork may, | to everybody's satisfaction. But. just | be a clean slate, a fresh opportunity indeed, accomplish ood, but the think of the stories you ‘night have {to make an unblemished record—not trouble is that the w heard if President Al Smith ever |that the making of records should be seems frightfully une .,;¢ame down in the morning with a/ uppermost in his mind, or should Hundreds and thou: | Shiner! occupy any large share of his Stagger under loads of work too heavy | ** * {scious thought. But in so far ar them asun-! A man laughed out loud in a San | child thinks of his behavior CANTIGNY Eleven years ago today the first reat 3 to do arotning but pe “h at all it der, and other hu: S of thou-| Francisco movie theater and was!should always seem possible for him! «rnqustry stands ert sands “trave] light.” | ejected. The only thing you can get | to be quite as good and orderly and bps in geniltr art: Imagination, of course. can see/away with in a movie theater these skillful as his elders want him i a — ot Bien beauty in the bent forms and eal-|days is a good ery. i loused hands and lined faces of} balled Nearly 500 brands of tobacco 8 § 8 dren than they ean care for in any|daily, says a bulletin of the Mer- [Pire. more preached than ."—Dr. Will Parent, author, f i Haat E ? SAY FELLAS,~TH’ SQUAWS AROUND “THIS RESERVATION SENT IN A VIP THAT YouRE wTRUE,-THE BOYS MAKIN’ ‘foo MUCH Moise with AY, Times Give VENT YouR HorsE-SHeE GAMES, ~~ To ‘THEIR ENTHUSIASM AN' THEY CANT GET 7H? 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