The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 24, 1929, Page 4

The Bismarck Tribune Ap independent Neweptpes THE STAIBS OLVESI NEWSPAPER (Hatablished 1873) Bismarck Tribune Company Bis- N. th 400 acatee @t the pustotfice at Bismarck coos Presidest and tublisher ! | George D. Se Ban "2 Msn etete, cutside Biciosrck) ssese 6.00 Daily by mail. outside of North Dakots . Member Audit Bureav of Circulation Men.ber of The Assortated sauises apiniae ‘The Associated Press ts exclusively enti! for republication of all news digpatchzs creditea to it not otherwise credited tn this newspaper and also the loca! news 01 spontaneous origin publ'sler herein All rights >t republication of all other maiter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY g NEW . Fifth Ave. Bldg. CHICAGO en DETRO!1 Tower Bldg. Kresge Bids (Official City, State and Coun’y Newspaper) ae IC OF THE ROAD Itisa es a that American life is mo- notonous and prosaic. As a matter of fact, it is one of the most wildly romantic and colorful things ever heard of; and the fact that the tin-can tourist will shortly be abroad upon the highways ought to prove it to anyone. | Year by year, the custom of vacationing by auto has taken a firmer and firmer hold on the mass of the popu- lation. It is a far more significant custom than we ordi- narily dream. Its effects on the national psychology, the national outlook, are profound and far-reaching. ‘About this time every year a restlessness steals over the land. Staid and sober citizens fumble with maps, dream day-dreams about distant roads, overhaul weather-beaten camping outfits, speculate on the distance the family fi- nances can carry them. People who live within hailing distance of the Pacific talk of trips to such places as Chicago and Baltimore; easterners consider the magic of sunset cities like Seattle and San Diego; inhabitants of the midland look both ways at once, and balance the __THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE large degree. While foreign trade is limited by natural waste elimination. SERVICE OF THE PRESS interested and meritorious service by newspapers and members of the journalistic profession. With the selec- tions of the award committee there is no quarrel. This annual recognition of the public work newspapers and newspapermen are doing is prized by them, not be- awakens an often unappreciative and unsympathetic public to the contributions of journalism to the security and happiness of the people. What was it that attracted recognition this time? A newspaper campaign against “ambulance chasing” law- yers, an editorial denouncing lynch law, informative newspape: correspondence and a reportorial expose of a fraud against the government. Contradicting near-sighted critics who see nothing in the modern newspaper but that which provokes some Personal prejudice, the Pulitzer awards emphasize the efforts of newspapers in the public interest. That news- Papers do discourage graft and corruption, preverve free- dom of speech and other liberties of the people, and dis- arm those who would substitute tyranny for democracy, is conceded by all fairminded persons. its efforts for the public welfare. THE PROBLEM OF THE TARIFF Making a tariff law thece days is a far more compli- ; cated and momentous business than it was a decade or so ago, before the overseas market loomed large in the eyes of American industrialists, Frank H. Simonds, well-known expert on international affairs, points this out in an article in the current Re- view of Reviews. Both Canada and South America, says Mr. Simonds, are planning on reprisals if American tariffs are meas- urably raised. Canada now buys from the United States nearly a billion dollars worth of goods; if the tariff on imports from Canada goes up, a great share of these goods will be bought from Britain. The same is true in South America, where the United States is just emerging into the first rank of exporters. England and Germany, Mr. Simonds warns, will get back much of the business Uncle Sam took away from them if South American exports to this country are taxed. It's a knotty problem, this fixing of a tariff. There are so many factors involved which don't appar on the sur- bounds, there is virtually no limit to what can be done in | | The Pulitzer prize awards have again recognized dis- | cause there is a money reward attached, but because it | So the Pulitzer prizes work an indirect public good. | They encourage the fourth estate to continue and extend | | Needles and Pins! Needles and Pins! When a Man Marries—! meee QNCLOSE _STANPED Dr. McCoy's menus suggested for the week beginning Sunday, May 26. Sunday Breakfast: Coddled eggs, toast, stewed prunes. Lunch: Cornmeal muffins, string beans, raw celery, ripe olives. Dinner: Roast veal, zucchini, spin- ach, salad of head lettuce, ice cream, Monday Breakfast: French omelet, toasted cereal biscuit, stewed apples. Lunch: 8-ounce glass of orange juice. Dinner: Vegetable soup, Salisbury steak, baked eggplant, salad of toma- toes and celery, jello with cream. Tuesday Breakfast: Wholewheat muffins, Peanut butter, stewed raisins. Lunch: Boiled potatoes (unpeeled) served with butter, asparagus, lettuce. Dinner: Roast mutton, baked ground beets boiled, celery, salad of shredded cabbage and parsley, rasp- berry whip. Wednesday Baked eggs, melba toast, stewed figs. Lunch: Pint of buttermilk with 10 or 12 dates. Dinner: Baked.white fish, cooked spinach an parsley, salad of sliced to- matoes and cucumbers, no dessert. melba ‘Thursday Breakfast: Waffle, browned thor- oughly, crisp bacon, applesauce. Lunch: Stewed corn, cooked let- tuce, salad of grated raw beets. Dinner: Tomato jelly served in cubes, roast pork, mashed turnips, string beans, salad of raw cabbage, Friday Breakfast: Poached egg on shred- ded wheat biscuit, dish of berries (canned). Lunch: Escalloped celery, Dinner: Broiled fillet of sole, cooked tomatoes, asparagus, celery and ripe olives, pineapple gelatin, no cream. few minutes remove the lid and allow to slightly brown on top, ' QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS =. Appendicitis Operation | i i beter Mra, K. waa ‘Tt ten cent! an operation for appendie citis and prolapsus of the internal gans, but don’t seem to gain as I should. a fear that someone is me, although I really have a real enemy. : Hl “ night I lie awake, almost turn in bed, and sometimes I all night from room to room, out first one door and another, ing for something, I t Tam miserable. i f § H charms of the Shenandoah valley against the magic | facc. cmptiness of the upland plains of ‘Wyoming. Presently this restlessness gets translated into action. In every state thousands of autos—new ones and old ones, costly ones and cheap ones—roll forth upon the high- ways, each carrying a family and its supplies on a roving bi trip through the open air. The tents of this restless army that gives them : chance to lead independent lives when rise on a thousand camping sites; the dust kicked up by they grow up. This, of course, is in addition to physical their wheels hangs over every highway from Florida to | and medical care. Oregon. This kind of work was, until recently, considered purely ‘The auto touring season, in other words, is upon us; | Private matter. Special training for crippled children and we don't half begin to realize its importance. began as a charitable enterprise, and it was not until ‘Was there, ever, a spectacle like this before? Here is a | Minnesota passed a law providing for this kind of train- huge and prosperous nation, devoted to industry with a ing at state expense, in 1907, that people began to realize passionate intensity. But every summer several millions ste cory at large owed the crippled child a definite of the most industrious drop what they are doing and iy. 2 ride gaily off a thousand miles of so to see whether the| The crippled child needs sympathy and medical treat- | °f,learning, which breeds such tntol- sights beyond the next mountain chain are fairer than | ent, of course; but above all he necdls training that will | exemplified by students parading the enable him to surmount his handicap and make his own | two. ing Senate way in the world. It is highly On the other hand, it may be a| four spans across the East river and The migrations of Attila and Ghengis Kahn never saw ale Giialie a . encouraging to note that Pere dng tng fd | APR cat yet 0 many people on the march. The rovings of all the ‘ing done on a large scale. ‘Tie old Places and pass judgment on the| bridges, was opened to traffic. gypsy bands of Europe do not compare with it. ) Saturday —- last: Cottage cheese, baked apple. “In view of the fact that the over-| Lunch: Dish of fresh green peas, supply of teachers seems to be na- beret rosy of celery, cucumbers, her own driving, whenever possible, even if Uncle Sam does provide sev- A PUBLIC RESPONSIBILITY | chauffeurs for white house cars. A bulletin from the federal bureau of education points out that nearly all the states in the union are now pro- viding by law specialized education for crippled children tH | their pens in hand and rave about the Che rooiled and pampered and parasitic American wife. * *k & OUR FIRST LADY The First. Lady of the Land does ALLENE SUMNER, i This same Mrs. Herbert Hoover packs tion-wide, I can see no good reason vet done monic peskets, bullds her own |why any’ state should ‘allow local} Dinner: Broiled lamb chops, baked units to’set standards, examine ang | 88 Plant, greens, salad of raw cauli- certificate teachers. It is not fair to| flower, junket: children to permit local authorities} Escalloped celery: Thoroughly wash to certificate a poorly trained per-|® bunch of celery and cut the stalks son when trained teachers are avail-| into half-inch lengths. Cook in a able.”"—Dr. W. J. Cooper, commis- | small amount of water for about fif- sioner of the bureau of education, ny i Py then add ee a Department of the Interior. ne tablespoonfuls i * on Ga Sicptheriec arated hoe has cooled, “I consider the most diplomatic wo whole mn. eggs. Place & feat I ever accomplished was when | layer of melba toast crumbs in the I evaded drinking champagne with |bottom of a baking dish, add this mix- the governor of San Andres.”—Gifford | ture, cover the top with the crumbs, Pinchot, former governor of Pennsyl- vania, * ok x ishworms. “The strongest and most important celina organization in America dealing with} The French do not appreciate spin- aviation is the Society of Automotive | ach, writes a physician after a visit Engineers, and it is not unlikely that|to Paris. Those French certainly aeronautical engineering may in the| know their onions. Tables were turned a little when students of Des Moines university charged the chairman of the univer- sity board of trustees with “goings- on” not compatible with his station as euider of the destinies of the young. His’ lady secretary was hooted and derided by the student mass, too. Somehow there is something a bit distasteful and almost revolting in this attempt of upstart youth to cen- sure the morals of its elders, especial- ly on circumstantial evidence. Some- thing wrong, too, with an institution i i} and, all in all, seems to be permitting high station to change none of her likes and dislikes. : Hi a SBE LAAD Sa BROOKLYN BRIDGE Forty-six years ago today Brooklyn bridge, the most remarkable of the When a man begins to talk about the narzow provin- cialism of his town, he means that the gessips have caught him at last. sins and aye sre sins. of youth to Haglies years of ee ae a8 it oe gi bs ent in ie ions. have a dose of their own intolerance. | of a pioneering kind, gone into | future become the major activity nes ey on fie a peo ci lam 1s on ts deathbed. its building. In addition, several | the society.”—Professor J. H. Parkin,} General Harbord says the trans- ; samy seal ae oi : years of planning preceded actual | director of aeronautic and research | mission of intelligence has reached ~ ‘Will you find sectionalism in a man who lives in Massa- Heel Sata ney oe mission of inteligence has reached chusetts but visits such faraway places as Montana, Ar- Pane ‘oront izona, Texas and Alabama every year? Never; the old * ‘e hi several “There haven't been more than ten nee none oe ** * order has changed. great pictures made since the days of magic-lantern slides. I'd name ‘em, “MY FRIEND STILL” Mrs. Mabelle Gilman Corey, former wife of William Ellis Corey, the steel king, confides in announcing her en- gagement to Prince Louis of Bourbon- Orleans, that it is with the advice of Brooklyn bridge was the dream of the great engineer, John A. Roebling, who built the first suspension bridge over Niagara river. He died in the A real humorist is a man who can be funny without using rotten grammar. After spending an evening reading makings, in this habit of automobile her former husband. She confides, | midst of the work, however, and it {only I hate to talk about myself. it ington social war iors calves more ennobling patriotism than we = too, that her “ex” will guide her busi- | was successfully completed by his son. | Charlie Chaplin, (Answers, Lond ny cpaeenisny pes bee pouring, of s-grander, more - Editori ness interests and all personal affairs | Roebling, Sr., was the first man to * * it's not hard to believe that boys and have ever seen before. America ceases to be an abstrac- itorial Comment just as much as he has always done | use wire cabies instead of chains to| “Al Smith, disastrously defeated, is| Zinie are metiy toicle the tre ae tion to the tin-can tourist. It becomes something MOTC | ee! Since their divorce, and she voices| suspend a bridge. experiencing an unpleasant truth he | world over, i (that quaint old philosophy that “we vague word. brush an . edges niepuemespsunagpents friends even if we aren't mar- plains, the silent majesty of the Great Smoky mountains, the drowsy peace of the New England hill country, the breath-taking splendor of the Rockies. It is a magic word, made illimitable by much wandering. If you have an auto, toss an old tent, a blanket roll and a few extra clothes into the back seat and start out. If you haven't, get one and let yourself go. Every road on the continent is an enchanted road. Discovery lies beyond every hill. EXPORTING 1,000,000 AUTOS President Hoover was advised by a delegation of motor car manufacturers the other day that a million American automobiles will be shipped out of the country this year. ‘This prediction is supported by exports for the first four months and by the president's pledge to use the machin- ery of the department of commerce to open up new mar- kets for American-made cars. No phase of the nation’s foreign trade during the last decade has been more packed with interest than the steady growth of automobile exports. In spite of high duties imposed by European countries to protect their i ‘ domestic motor car manufacturers, the inroads of the a made-in-America cdr has been tremendous. Each year a these exports grow. In this respect South America has es been thoroughly Americanized. Untapped foreign markets are the future hope of motor car manufacturers. They fear that the saturation point has about been reached in the United States and that for future expansion they must depend upon foreign buyers. And they have not been neglecting this new field. It will be many years before the motor car con- sumption of the world will be a fixed quantity, for less than 20 per cent of the world’s automobiles are found outside of the United States. Have not the motor car makers a legitimate reason for being optimistic? y THE WAR ON WASTE That the governmental machinery set up by Herbert Hoover while secretary of commerce to abolish industrial and commercial waste did not stop functioning with his ascension to the presidency is apparent from the com- Prehensive program of the anti-waste campaign the * bureau of foreign and domestic commerce is launching under the direction of Dr. Julius Klein. Doctor Klein puts to the hation the pertinent ques- tion, “What does it profit a country to sell billions of dollars’ worth of goods to other countries, if it throws away the same amount of money in waste at home?” But he does not stop there. While President Hoover strives to increase the nation's foreign trade, Doctor Klein is waging = determined and immediately successful war on ‘economic waste at home. Together they hope to sell more ‘Bt Dome, : ‘The eoti-waste campaign will touch the high cost of | ‘the grocery business from manufacturer to consumer, dis- iS ef goods, the causes of -bankruptcy and various More than 5000 single strands of wire were laid side by side and bound to form each of the four great cables supporting the structure. Each wire was more than two-thirds of a mile long and the completed cables were ally: that the Wndee who tas test peaking of séstietey, it used ally: thai ler wi rarely continues to be a leader.”"— ie Aeay Conn atest to east Henry F. PRI: Gunes @ woman's dress, and now a silkworm - does it in a few. minutes. “The Methodist Episcopal church ‘Serv has_no.lobby in the city of Washing- | (CoP/Tisht, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) ton or elsewhere.”—Dr. Clarence True Wilson, general secretary of tne| Our Yesterdays 4 ———$——____________¢ WHERE DOBBIN STILL RULES (St. Paul Dispatch) Dobbin’s day declines. The clatter of fire horses’ hoofs is no longer heard in the streets but only the roar of mo- tors. Many a private stable has been made over into a Garage. Even on the farms, tractors plow up pastures and combines chug through fields of wheat where once oats was @ more common crop than now. Machinery has no appetite for oats. As told by columns of government figures, the horse population of America is 6,000,000 less than it was ten years ago. But down at Louisville Saturday enormous crowds as- sembled for a great annual event. Special trains came from every direction bringing more people. The city was aflutter with excitement. It was the sporting and social capital of America. Finally the thousands craned their necks, watching with breathless interest to see the Ken- tucky derby run. No mere automobile can arouse human emotions so much as a flesh and blood struggle of fine horses. On the turf and in the race the horse is still supreme. She seems to have proven that the saying is so. Meanwhile the medi- cal and psychological world is shout- ing more loudly than ever that friend- | capable of sustaining 12,200 tons. As ship between men and women is im- | stupendous as the work of suspending Possible; that sooner or later it’s love | these cables was, it was only prelim- on one side or the other, then great ) inary to the hanging of the roadway | Methodist board of temperance, pro- the disaster thereof. sean ie them ae ene Loe mas- | hibition and public morals, thousands of people not so well known | sive approaches on side, * EARS A\ as Mrs. Mabelle Corey are working it oO cone esata ne £2” Copital National bank went to Fargo for the bankers’ convention. out, whether it’s possible or not. Because so many kinds of marine * * * animals are in danger of becoming ! BARBS d AMERICAN WIVES Fpl » bn: eerie coast waters, snideeneh pene ‘i At least six of the wives of foreign | the sea front along the Scripps Insti- in lance our spring cus- few women to een Mary al » has nm pre a state | the announceme: law. | inform you that two doctors in Chini- | Make Bismarck their home, , & sister of Mrs. Chance, spring presentations were American Ninety California cities, including eer ee sae "| Mee lies iInety fornia cities, inclu San Francisco and arrived from St. Cloud for a visit. women. This would seem to disprove that foreign gentlemen are much wor- ried by their own countrymen auth- as. Snasiee, ners Nomen us taking “ng Pores of pit i lor traffic | men’s world, their work i man's fleld will not be com- | gonttyee,e. Ryden, Turtle Leke, and the city for a few days. '-FIVE YEARS AGO E HF) 4 ei phy ti i E i f a r iss eles HH i ris E i ag & : 8 i Hts LONG-RANGE FORECASTS (Washington Star) Does the weather, or any single element of it, follow Periodic cycles? We know one meteorological cycle by ich we can make predictions with reasonable assurance —that of the solar year. Over any twelve-month period temperatures can be plotted in a fairly smooth curve. It is as certain as anything on this earth than any Jan- uary in the temperate zone will be considerably colder, on the avearge, than any July. But is there a similar cycle extending over years in- stead of months? Let us assume such a cycle of twelve years corresponding roughly in meteorological phenom- ena with the twelve-month cycle that we know. Then there would be a January year, a February year, a May year, a July year and a December year. We could predict * with assurance that the November year would be colder than the May year. None would welcome information of such a cycle more than the professional meteorologists—the staff of the United States Weather Bureau and the official fore- casters of other nations. Their work would be easier. Their services would be of more value. They have examined most of the alleged circular pe- riods and found that they simply do not exist. Belief in chem, however, is based in observations which have not been subjected to rigid mathematical analysis. NEW USES FOR COAL (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) Discoveries of new coal derivatives, announced this week by the Koppers company of Pittsburgh at the chem- ical exposition in New York, are in line with the hopes raised at the international conference on bituminous coal held here last November. At any rate, Pittsburghers who followed the sessions will not be surprised about de- velopments in the “synthetic kingdom” of coal; they ors who like nothing so well as com- ing here to return home and take Hi Be FF f 5 i i HI i E E i | i I present our silk flags to the four lower grades in the high Adjutant General Miller has re- ceived §0 new sabres and sabre belts for the officers of the North. Dakota national guard. ‘The choirs of the Mandan and Bis- marck Methodist churches will give B senna ot the Mesnonies chaired tne H | i [ EGAD, HANK, ~ TELL ME ww LEAVE IT 10 You, MAJOR, To DOESW'T THIS LOOK Like A’ THK UP A SCHEME LIKE SUCCESSFUL ENTERPRISE To You 2 ‘THis fo IT'LL GO 6RtAT MONDAY MY HORSESHOE CouRTS with EVERYBODY BUT eo wit BE Oped To THE PuBtic J WIVES OF. “TH aus 4 hl ‘Tomorrow asp SuDAY L am Be AN MERE Le cae DONATING THE COURTS To MY BLAMED on You, THAN A BzLoveD owt's cLue /u~ LET STREET CAR Tie-UP THEM HAVE A ToURNAMBIT To ! ESTABLISH THEIR HeRSE-SHoE 1 PITCHING cHAmpioN /- aj Cy ry i i i E & A summer school for Burleigh coun- ty teachers will be held in Bismarck during the latter part of June, v. TEN YEARS AGO ccount they hailed in the capital of American bituminous. terials are converted from coal smoke and developed in the last few months. i i 5 ee til He ave YouR DIMES READY/ =, ity i