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PAGE FOUR b The Bismarck Tribune THE STAVES ULUES! NEWSrAPER AB lodependent Newspiper (Establishea '673) Published by the Bismarck Iribane Company 6 is- Merck. N D., anc entereo at the oostofiice wv Bismarce @8 second class mai) matter. « Presidest ang rv.tusner Bucseription Kates Payable in Advance Daily by carries per year . sive siz 2. Daily by mail per year, (in Bismarck) 1A Daily by mati >: year ¥ Gp state, outside Birinarck) 30 = Paily by mail outside of North Dakota but Weekly by mail in state per year 10 Weekly vy mali in state three efor. 200 Weekly oy mail outside of North Oakuta Der year . . veveee 1A Member Adit Bureau of Circul enuties tc tne use ‘The Associatec Pre: s creditec tc it for republication of Or not otherwise creaites newspaver anc 4isr the ioca) news o1 spontan fn oUbIALe: nerein All rights “ft republicaticn of ail other matte: nereir re also reserved OSES T SEAS sr PAYNE CON (Official City, State and Coun’y Newspaper) DARK POCKETS is pler for granted sometimes ste: EES ME YE ES Oe EEE Green, an pyran but Jennie is 4 Ot worked in t career car” however $5.40 a week Then + f works 60 FET SEEN ETON ELS CREE EES Fat, tatistics of 1 ide of the ‘They do no’ look so nice tering s of the autem by which rising total of and they , matter that our worship of ) overlook. In many wa be proud of. O its greatness is largely justil tions that it will be able to solv for us. But it has s business of the Our biggest job is to make them tem. We as light as the of annot af, SNAK With the ad people take to snake stories mu to any sort of snake. It may be but a foot or two u length but imagination make couple yards long. Because it is a sui it ‘There are snakes that should be avoided. It is said that one who hears a rattler once never fails afterward to recog- nize the warning. The ra Ke jonest. It dors strike unaware but one should lose no time in hee the advice it gives. The copperiiead is cherous its presence is first made k trike. The only other poisonous snake in the United States is the cotton- mouth which infests the south but is 1 in the north. It is the most repulsive look warty, of a rusty black and said to be the only one which hunts trouble. Even if so fortunate as to he by either a rattlesnake or a copperhead, ti ordinarily for great alarm, if a doctor be availabie There has been more imagination put into s snakes, probably, than pertains to any other creature ‘The boyish superstition that a slain snake's tail docs not die until sundown believe firmly in the hoop snake that takes its tail in its mouth and rolls along the ground at express-train speed. And the glass snake, that, broken in pieces, gathers them up, sticks them together and wiggles off no worse for the vent of the warm season, the t oods and go exploring rem iply. Most people have an antipat of all es of Genesis is literally true, it is true in practice. Snakes have a bad name, though all do not deserve it Many of them serve a useful purpose in catching pests. ‘While there is little to fear from snakes, the age-old dis- the lies abou’ their size continue to be told. A SILLY QUESTION A question raised by a western paper is, “Would there be fewer divorces if women proposed instead of men? answers so far given afford no clue to the truth. , is not surprising. For one thing. nobody knows in many cases now the girl does the actual selecting th tha man makes the formal proposal. “If we knew leap-year marriages turn out, we might find the answer,” one man said to the inquirer, but he to assume that the proposing in leap year is done by the woman. Is there reason for this? Im any case, the inference from the question seem: he that woman is as helpless in marriage business #: sforetime was supposed to be in commerce. Is there n basis for such opinion? Does any one suppose it mos: women accept the first man who proposes to $? Would every man accept any woman that pro- to him? If the answer to the “soft question” in- y ts “yes” then it might make s difference if instead of men did the proposing. But it is not. there can be no questioning. It follows, then, ‘women now have an equal voice with the men Perhaps the girl has “set her cap” ‘Doss she propose the less because h2 “pops VOPNSCTTSTVOUEUCOTROCENTDORTTCRTACAR TET ED CRRMRRRE ROSETTE EE ORET ATEN N tere sesesereresei eS ey yi oe by arte and wiles of which only a love- rie about the causes of divorce he must ‘Hives of divorcees. Incompatibility of il survives and there are those who) mishap. Whether the curse pronounced on the serpent in | like continues and because there is none to defend them | jibe ‘uping w cled th no import ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ¢. If one or the other is duped, ould be just as complete whichever exere ivilege of asking the other to wed. SUMMER COLLEGE COURSES regular class ea co teacher © yea are glad to éreors nal an a se year Editorial Comment | ‘ather pc and to li cted ment a cone due t nanc affected in their efficiency when subjected to extreme test oO audience how { Mr. Magee changes ii uses the bakeries, cooking. ie, tion and re: compa ; lot ! literat ec, the was wr! ly from hi of $590. Lewi cessful Ito keep when he felt small town lift away in Wasi the following Aliheugh th bo neither sensation it w 15,099 copie: two months it date the sales excluding fore! heretofore ereated in this co jal quantities rei: el is used than in home Wrat makes living conditions easier for one group, | therefore, may complicate it for anot t % and writing devices make our speech brief and as Prof. Baker believes, this means that dram- ts must wrestle with a new problem. If the sky- scraper and the apartment house intensify urban conges- up unexpectedly in the balaner Madern life is a complex thing and there are a | STORY OF ‘MAIN STREET’ in Street,” the phenomenon of recent American | (under an unpre Ly faith in the ability of Sinelzir Lewis as a novelist. 5a, BANKING PLANS FAIL Free Pres waukee anc | of 4006 | tof this co ation and compelled n of one or | experi- stem was admitted to be a gr improvement t it has owerless to cut do" nck mM. nit stock brokers’ credits. In the face of »ral industrial depression, it also would nm that might strain its resources. stoc! id ban throughout the © acricultural adversity, suggests that the jal and banking schemes are likely to be UR SOCIAL REFLEXES «(New York World) While Prof. Baker of Yale was telling a New York | Worth the pri the typewriter, the telephone, the tele- sraph and the movie are affecting our habits of speech, Howard A. Magee, a public utility engineer, was telling a Trenton audience how recent sociological changes are | 2anizati afiecting the business of the public servant corporations, | ore the: cited particularly the effect of modern our modes of living on the business of gas | companies. When families become smaller, even though is no cause | the total population of a community does not change, the | consumption of gas is likely to decrease. The small family | “Henry the Eighth” makes one %01 ‘is more likely than the large.one to lead the “delicatessen | der again why w : | life,” or to dine out more frequentiy in restaurants. This|__ consumpt but the gain there does FH i jon of gas by hotels, restaurants not offset the de- prepared in com- { mechanical It in smaller es, the results may bob sheet of a public utility | waiting the attention of the sociol- | (The Bookman) i book that buried its author and publishers dented golden flood of profits and ten by Sinclair Lewis while he lived vire and to mouth for nine months on a loan he had written four more or less su before “Main Sireet,” had never contrived ; account. But he had built up an abiding the time had come to write of Amer borrowed the $500 from his father, hid ngton. D. C.. in November, and emerged August with the manuscript. ae publishers believed in Lewis and his ey nor the writer iad any idea of the 5 Lo create. Lewis estimated it would sell The publishing firtn guessed 25.000. One rash head salesman made an estimate of 35,000. Within had peen bought by 50,000 readers—and to record shows approximately 800,000 copies, ign translations. Incidentally, the Lewis novel was not the result of a week-end inspiration. The red headed Minnesotan tempt. obedient to her promptings, though the Iat- | changing its as a sophomord at Y: | LS a en | i Little American Tragedies! | Nee nee gestive disturbances. zs is the cause of de: lightenment than that very thing ever nothing like the humai martyrdom of one indi over an idea. One hi comfort in that knowiled: the martyrs feel thi Likewise, the raidi Control League by a policew deliberat * * POOR OLD A reading of Francis Hacket: | OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern | You An hey pay. men always MaKe fo 1 Do EVERYTHING —~ ‘a. Peopie. wrappers. the ranch pro! ers of the country nd that, you'll have to ing the farmers with * SNGOTY vegetables. ith the best tools has hance of success, and there is no tool to be compared with knowl- edge. —Harvey S. Firestone. *s*e* * lor | ure industries. These may be only | “f very seri first—people | stein ne at. | O'Connell, Boston. oe ¥ come taxes, about this income nel Charles A, Lindbergh. (Time.) Opes at come: ng of \ Wilbur, secretary of the interior. cabinet and their wi capital, we can only recom- 'of the greatest bureaucracies in the | ™unity. * | Al Capone to get this thing straight- | ill-defined powers; gives it $500,000,000 HANK! jened out. ae federal farm board virtually answer- convermanane G wR, FEIDLEKRANZ,~AHEM,~ Lam GH poe ning B MAJoR HooPLe, PRESIDENT OF HOOPLE G —— lan we . We wil talk to theen pig epi J HoRsE-SHoe counts, wcoRPoRATeD ! YY way ue iss HALF ing beby talk, use language which will B — WAR-AR-uUMF,—~ I LEARNED THAY % outer od DER LOT Ie peal because of its closeness’ to Z YoU ARE THE OWNER oF A VACANT Z a VEN You E66SPLAN Z wt on THE CORNER oF ADAMS AND GZ, ver Propose, You G Bouvar stacey !—~ now, AH, MR. A wut HAE To Tau Mey AB FEIDLEKRANZ, WHILE YOUR LOT 1S A SHOUT, ~ BECAUSE A STANDING IDLE, AWAITING A BUYER, He iss pear Near fe ALT HAVE A PROPOSITION THAT WILL HELP ~~ YoU ARE DER PAY YOUR TAXES ON THE LoT,~ AND PRESIDENT OF UCT, ~ witt HAVE No WVESTMENT To ~ General > For A Taee MalTH opried I oN Gor DER jengri OW THE LOT, You SHARE IN, THE PROFITS OF t MY BUSINESS J = BACON At the risk of incurring the dis- pleasure of of my Semitic friends and | cannot also of some radical vegetarian health enthusiasts, I am going to give you @ Little lesson today on the use of the kind of pork meat called bacon. My readers know how often I emphasize |my belief that the best proteins are beef, mutton, chicken, turkey, rabbit dee of pork is that sw ieeaion wasn use of is ap over-abundance of fat in pro- | they can do so if only a small amount portion to its protein. This amount is used of fat seems to make it more diffi- cult of digestion, and many who are ailing believe that they cannot use pork in any form without having di- tains from 10 per cent to 30 per cent of water, 9 per cent to 18 per cent Protein, and from 40 per cent to as high as 60 per cent of fat. Bacon is prepared by curing and smoking the back, sides and breast pieces of the hog. When selecting | is the cause of an itch that comes’ bacon, it is best to avoid the kind |in a red blotch on my eyelids and on where the fat appears yellow, and to | the front of my neck? Have had this select that with @ thin rind and an | frequently within the last three even streaking of thin whi is more economical to buy in a whol strip, wrapped. It will keep for long time if kept in a cool place and | tell me the cause, so I am at a loss oe ae covered each time after opening. The |to know what to do. A urinalysis corps. Someone ough: to call tinest qualities, but more expensive, e attention of the Carnegi¢ | are often sealed in jars or transparent |the “specific gravity” being low. ing agent to many cooked dishes and running. You have perhaps noticed that I} (Copyright, 1929, by the Bell Syndi- often suggest using a small piece of | cate, Inc.) Reese: children do not listen to what is said net lord oor Of Londo | to them, that they turn a deaf ear ze both to commands and explanations. ly doubt that Ein-|. Yet @ normal child is not usually if really knows what he is | Inathentive. He, naturally pays very wi on william Henry Cardinal) ound him and tries very hard to + nod sensitive 10 sounds of all sors. If “1 do ir- | Sensitive to sou: Here ore ae Fal pecartreptbccds two-and three-year olds often are dis- sah lered models for the future. | ‘essingly inattentive to their moth- y a federal|Two or three are now being con-|¢Ts’ voices it is an inattentiveness of withhold: | structed, but we have nothing to| Which has been acquired. says he | compare with those in Europe.”—Col- | ,, Those who deal with children feel that much of what parents complain “A department i asia peed e inces~ to the pare Ot Seaeeen aealat sant flow of adult demands and adult ment is not required."—Ray Lyman |COMversation. Some children surely would drown in a steady stream of t see talk if they did not succeed in de- ght of present sccial amenities | “This bill (farm relief) sets up one | Yeloping a certain degree of im- | who have emerged from national con- ad that President Hoover bring on | history of vi have concerns which are far a ig on | history of the world with vague and more vital to their pr ah, to experiment with; and makes the| ‘than the development of the art of A New Jersey woman shot a neigh- | able to President Hoover alone.”— huge task of orienting t | bor who was organizing a fife and| Senator Wheeler, Montana. in a strange world. They are busy ac- } quiring bodily skills and increasing et their Semen over the physical en- If we wish children to hear us when we speak to them we will re- lieve them of the strain of too much DID You sav 2? ington, D. C., the guest of Adjutant SATURDAY, MAY 18, 192y time are fried in made ry Some religions prohibit Ge Sei ee the use of the bacon, any animal with a cloven hoof tl does not chew the cud, and other re- | and you may find it will make an ine ligions prohibit the use of any kind | teresting addition to your diet. of flesh food. To those who do not have such religious bel ing of swine’s flesh is mainly a mat- ter of whether or not it is a health- ful food, and the whole question then | it harmful to use a lemon rinse on comes down to its ease of digestic In this regard I want to be specific | hair is very light brown and I would in my discussion today so will simply take up the subject of the use of bacon. Bacon, as purchased, con-! distilled water and then use just a |tew drops of lemon juice in the rins- Try it in the wa: QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Lemon Rinse Question: Mrs. W. M. C. asks: “Is an 18-months-old baby’s hair? His like to keep it 50?” Answer: Wash the baby’s hair with ing water. This counteracts any alka. line deposits on the hair and tends to keep it its natural color. Urticaria Question Mrs. J. C. B. asks: “What months. Worse in the mornings, as my eyelids are then terribly swollen. T consulted @ doctor, but he did not showed normal, with the exception of ‘What does this term mean?” ++ | The best method of cooking bacon| Answer: You are probably suffer- E. L. Doheny bought in at public |is broiling. The slices should be quite | ing from a form of urticaria and are erty Of suS|thin, and the rind and other brown enough poisons ‘all. Mr-ledge removed. It should be broiled | Your body. The urinalysis shows this. Agere : - under a hot fire. It should then be | Leave starches and sugars out of your z ee ws = 2 eaten as soon as possible after cook: NAPPY.” TOO Auer jing. Prepared in this manner, bacon | tion through taking one or two enc- bacon is in a granular form that can be assimilated by many re are not readily tolerated. e ieee - v ona form is slightly crisp but not browned. jouse tariff bill would! tr not too large @ quantity is taken, not from diet and increase intestinal elimina- Throbbing in Head Question: He is a Lieut. Austin Reid arrived this morning from overseas after being mustered out of the service at Camp Attorney C. L. Young is spending a days in Minot on business. see errs [eset LINCOLN NOMINATED Of all the dark horse candidates ventions as their "3 candidat for the presidency, fees more a than the man nominated by the net national convention at Chicago eee ago today—Abra- le. His political enemies convinced delegates that a stronger man ee needed for the next four years and wa a ee See ited on FLAPPER FANNY Says: ments favoring a firm sett i. p Reg R itlement, of g { | |