The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 20, 1929, Page 4

_- The Bismarck : ; AB independent Newspiper ‘THE STATES OLDEST NEWSPAPER ° CBatablished 1873) H ‘TRUTH’ IAGE af dares write what he thinks about marriage, as long as his wife is alive. ‘He has subsequently modified, or enlarged, his views by adding “unless he hates her.” the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis- | Because he doesn't come under these qualifications, he entered at the postoffice at Bismarck | declined to contribute an anthology on marriage. 4 But the British critic speaks of writing “the truth” Presideat and wublisher | shout marriage. If jesting Pilate were here to ask jesting Shaw what the truth is, he might help to clear up the « $7.20| muddle. For it would presently appear that the truth « %20| about marriage is more or less @ matter of personal 6.00 opinion. What is the truth to one sounds “fishy” to 600 | nother married man. George Eliot, through one of her characters, classified THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ie SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 1929 Excess Baggage! i Me yi any ‘das? fy to Folk See eon eee ee Oe a | ae lf (This is the fifth of a series of E, E ‘weekly eccesss 1.00] all human knowledge under two heads. One wes “hum- a * ‘Weekly eocovee 280/ bug” and the other was “my idea exactly.” Those who | 2 i? 4 j HOW FRUITS HELP ELIMINATION Weekly 1.80 have tried matrimony similarly divide all human knowl- Fr ‘ This day will be the second day of ber ‘aaa iad ‘ane edge on marriage. RN x4 i your eliminative diet, and by this ; Bares But why is it customary to ask only husbands to ex- /, ma % 3 ‘ time you have probably lost the crav- Member of The Associated Press press their views on this subject which necessarily in- ’ = 4 rings eee ee contain a con- ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use volve two parties? Is not the truth in the wives in just ¥ 2 1g = ‘ siecabie amount of nourishment republication of all news dispatchas credited to it | as large degree as in the husbands? They are not denied / ys which is mostly made up of some credited in this newspaper and 8180 | tne privilege through temerity on their part, for since ; y fruit sugar and valuable organic salts the passing of her days of subjection the wife can speak t Oa aniElOR to the tremendous on the conjugal state without fear. i z amount of elimination which is going ce ec Te ies to be cab er thine Sable qudalide é i TED ees sat dial Foreign Representatives which are decided according to the degree of success of | : = = functions, I am @ great G. LOGAN PAYNE OOMPANY the venture into matrimony of the judges. ye S&S = ye of food comes from the blood changes which, are produced because of the calcium and vitamins which your Kresge Bldg. A local householder bought 2 new vacuum cleaner with a craig” ju ‘with stisoet no| going = attachments. The first day it pulled six dimes from 4 i (Official City, State and Coun’y Newspaper) under the davenport cushions and it is figured in eight nual ETERS LT weeks it will have t, HOMES AND APARTMENTS gitdgrctntiecont : Blood Changes The quality of your blood always| Upon arising, improves during a fruit fast. This! orously for about five ures of modern American life ¢ ‘ om - ped af win on ca atone ro poked hing wae about, | _ THe Personage who advised young men to hitch thelr : pent : f, eat bined ScnIETaatScaer ase die. | tomder or dentifrice, ‘Take a fe orcement, crime OPT Palette edcen line Selene ean ol = : S tng the time you are on this curative | deep-breathing exercises before ‘pala aa Pelcbhies : some of those 1929 drivers trying to do it. gs Bia eek Ag diet. ‘There is a decided and rapid] open window. Next, take an enema, younger generation, the rise of billion-dollar corporations co ‘ 2 Pees rae : = rease in both the color of the ey a quart thie water, followed re 2 ressmai bes z ' ood @ warm or sponge or shower the possibilities are almost limitless. A cong n feels pretty important until he reads Ne : Blood and the mumber of red blood | By © Warm sho cold water if you get * Chief among these items during the last decade or|that he “also came” home from Europe on the liner . : decrease in the white blood cells if| the proper flush of blood to the skin. ‘more has been the steady growth of the apartment | whist carried some movie comedian. ny they have been en excess. eons Next, ae an setae a wd eed house. $ white cells are scavengers and| orange juice, a i - : i two hours during the day. This is A few-generations ago the family that did not live in} Many are still waiting patiently for some big business x bed Bate} jeroased suninstion cs the only food yon are to have. : a single home, either owned or rented, was the excep-|man to admit that he is going to Europe for recreation| |. Seta, : : Z well established. Use at Teast one eight-ounce glass tion. Those who lived in apartments were pitied; it was | instead of to “study conditions.” : : ‘Any pus pockets in the body are| of water every half hour until bed- norm! nless ont drained through the 1 tic cir-| time, but take more if you can. eine ina ragoen tag as thea Provit =o culation, Rheumatic ete ace more} Use another enema and shower @ whole house to It. idenoe does as much as it is able for fools but Ey Ue * rapidly eliminated, and the liver and | bath before retiring at night. Now, however, the scales are swinging the other way. | Cannot arrange to have every limited late at the crossing. gall bladder pour out their secretions| You can go about your regular du- ; In some cities the majority of families live in apart- ? It will seem as silly to them as the! aang oon ee sohar aint eavect, pelaily, © fair-sized quota of apartment-dwellers. torial Comm # a h using the grapefruit juice in| 8! ie public discussion of whether soup or 3 ng All of this has proved an excellent subject for the ent bread should be served at table. | i Led a Slide ened tee be endured without using any head. ‘worriers. The American home, we are told, is breaking x Sex is on the road to getting the 0 those having any kind of liver de- IF WILSON HAD USED RADIO casual, accepted place in life it merits, up, patriotism is decaying and the Lees sheeted ests (American Review of Reviews) and all the calamity. howlers can’t Hie ewan this een lel peboraard erated by family life are disappearing. In a few more) 1¢ President Wilson could have used @ great hookup SUMNER, | stop it. i Rone fa: dratrudtions, years we shall be & nation of fly-by-nights, and “parlor, }of radio stations to make one appeal to the American een : eee pete tale ence TIES jlciredlen oadlney et ty oa ear ‘ "1 ati ace treaty, “ ” ee ee Ineluding:the covenant of the League of Nations, instead | 4 S*¥es,0f the Gods,’ hy etre LURE OF THE ANTIQUE | the first uprising of American colon | have stimulating effect upon the Quustion’, Hopeful writes: “Have ‘There is no denying that there is something especially | o¢ undergoing the terrible strain of his speaking tour | criticism ‘which greeted her former ‘The National Woman's Party, after | ists against British authority, “Ba- Wr you can try substituting | had whistling noises in my head for satisfying about living in your own home. A yard and|to the West, there is reason to think that his strength | «mother India.” But with all the re- being reluctantly ousted from its} con's Rebellion,” in Virginia in 1676. the grapefruit for the orange juice, | over @ year, following @ severe ill- “old | It preceded by al tl ( @ flower garden, no matter how small, give a sense of | would not have falled and that his Ife would have been | vitings and denunciations and insist-| Bri" cavito,” which was our cos Tithe Revolutionary War "(or using it part of the day and the | ness. Frequently get a tired. feeling 4 to one’s life. The added priv: spared. . J encies that she spoke but half truths i pointent Bel orange juice the rest of the time. |in the heart. Would it be order and importance : privacy | "sis speeches from place to place were brilliant efforts; | in: that book, combed. India for only ena tata hee a Rok teres uo sie zh sah ate Gane ‘Be'ure to continue drinking lsrge|for me to work in a place where the and isolation that # separate house give are often price- | put for the most part they reached only a series of local | its wrongs, and found them, just as HatOribel and antioe: building for | II enacted laws affecting the impor- | Quantities of water, using ft least a| air is filled with gold dust which bed : audience. One speech with our Present radio facilities: Fone could compile a similar book bY| headquarters. ‘The new bullding is| tation of colonial goods. The acts|€lass every halt hour from the time | pote on labels? My lungs are But’ there is a good: deal of hazy thinking about, the | delivered quietly in Washington, would have been ten | iooking at the cesspoles of any na-| seid to be the oldest. house in Wash- | brought financial distress to practi- | You get up in the morning until you | any too strong. I am 24 years general subject of home, For home is a state of mind | times, more effective than the Western trip, and would) tion, she clings to her point, and the! ington, built by Lord Baltimore for j cally all the 50,000 inhabitants of Vir- | €0 to bed. Answer: I am sending you an sermuch agit to anything. Tt ls an atmoephere—a blend- | “resident Herdine’s visit to Alaska while in office was | REW book ‘tives no jot nor tYtle to) ni daughter in 1772, and set fire to| ginia, most of whom were engaged in Grapefruit Tea ticle on ear noises, ‘s ing’ her critics. , by British soldiers in 1814. raising the agricultural products sud-|__ An additional change can be made | fasting and dieting instructions. ing of-assorted moods and associations and agpirations— | perhaps unduly arduous, but it was the formidable suc- |" ‘phere is something! rather ‘magni-| "One wonders if this for. the |denly banned. Close upon the heels| by. using the skin of the grapefruit | breathing of the air filled with and it can be found quite as well in a three-room apart- | cession of speeches delivered by him at: many points on | ricent “arr sticking to one’s theme, no beta HisiBeG Ae ust a modern'fad,|of this came an anne uprising | t0 make an infusion of grapefruit tea. | # the outward joutey and-on the-earlier part of the| mutter what:the’ protests. “Some ak, ‘This is made by: pourthg bolling water ment as in a private house. _"Treturn trip that contributed most to the fatigue that | might call it atubbornness, but T like of, "our funny pées-in-2-pod brick | wien Governor Berkeley refused (| Over the grapefruit akin and allowing | affected, but I do not believe this It doesn't take much, really, to make a home; and | gave a fatal turn to his already impaired health. Katherine Mayo's consistency better | pe as prized in 2500 A. D. or long ere| Finally, Nathaniel n, an edu-| it to stand for a few minutes until | would cause your ear noises. what it takes is just as aygjlable,to the man who can’t| Presidents Garfield and McKinley, cough not victims | than the rather weak explanations, | that? . eaten oune ce iinet Boosts afford anything but a third-floor flat as to the rich man of overstrain, were both eaxepuappsinsrit tb alibi from | for instance, which Joan Lowell is ters in his own hands, He gathered| horse power motor and a speed ca- who can build country mansion. Love, forbearance, pee Seite tee conte encome ees ae valance | eae geeno er oan army ot 500 men and, over thé| pacity of 25 miles an hour. pote e ‘ . . protests of Berkeley, led them against — Aatt, unselfishness—these are'the chief ingredients. COOLIDGE WELL QUALIFIED {been a bit.more magnificent. | ory BARBS t | the. Indians. _ Several, times Bacon|' The local tennis club has begun its Put together in the right manner they, prosuce con-.| “Giroddlyn Standard-Union) Mts (me FE wy ° z 7 >| and his ‘army were’ forced’ to turn| games: for the season on the Fifth tentment, without which no home is anything but a Ex-President Coolidge is excellently fitted by predilec- CANDY AND LIMOUSINES A city is no longer a town when|back from fighting Indians and re-| street court. sham. They provide a Haven; a place where rest and | tion and character for the post he has just accepted as} ‘When he found five cents’ worth of | it, has two golf ‘courses, one of which | turn to save the colonists from Berke- > pee happiness and inspiration can be found. Sdmetimes « |ector of the New York Lifé Insurance ‘company. He | candy’ in’ his sweetheart’s room, and | is known as the “Metropolitan Links.” | ley’s oppression. C. P, Eckels has been granted a| «tyerbert Hoover assumes the oe Se Mi will share.in administration, especially contact. with the | knew.that the bag. of sweets had.been —_— ‘Bacon routed the Indians in the| ferry franchise permitting him to! presidency at a time when the coun- pair of rooms fitted up for “light housekeeping” consti- | force of agents, and for attendance at directors’ meetings | given her by his rival, Harry Klym tute as beautiful and enduring a home as any man’ could Sevier eed each cane ea touch and gold a eae shot and fatally wounded wish; sometimes residence imaginal relatio. ip, 80 say, it, congenial. e girl. > pad . ce aa More seriously, Mr. Coolidge assumes these new duties] Human passions seem rather mon- is no more deserving of being called # home than 8/ with a deep sense of the human value of life insurance | otonously the same. In the same | ‘A New York man, arrested as a| battle of Bloody Run and became a| operate a ferry on the Missouri river looking forward to aggressive ~, °° Yeliroad station. as @ public service. He believes in the business with |day’s news some other pickpocket, told the court he was a popular heto. Nothing stood between | for 15 years. bootlegger. A sneak thief? The| him and undisputed, absolute control). — = idea! of the colony. Then he died, ‘sud-] Lieut. W. P. Kitts left today for St. Genly and mysteriously, And Berke- | Paul on a business mission. A couple of New Jersey legislators ley's regime continued, : Poured a pitcher of ice water over a if * tory ever has TEN YEARS AGO Edge, } Insurance Commissioner 8. A. Ols- yor * a if ine home—a where love and | is whole mind and heart. He will contribute to it the | shot his girl when *he discovered her _ Sstarneeaptiaggy genre Lcgiobaey you—you best he has to give in clear thinking, practical good | riding in the new limousine given her eee ee pe , {Sense and human kindliness. His clear integrity and | by another sweetie. Five cents worth tion’t need a great deal more. If you haven't you needn't | his habit of thrift comport in the highest degree with | of candy.or limousines, all the same! ,_ think you'll better yourself by moving. Bay ae the purposes of the institution. - : It’s the pelooipls ne counts! three years as trustee of the majority stock'of the Equit- -Grover Cleveland, it will be remembered, served for Co JEWELS § ~ [able Lite Assurance society, and did it so faithfully and| ‘The trial against Mrs. Mary Ware The wearing of jewelry is one of the oldést of humati | well that Elihu Root declared he had performed “‘a dis- | Dennett, charged with sending “ob- customs and, even in this enlightened: age, a more uni- pets punile igstioontl Non Ciera ane gave to this work pene pater Semone ae male! ma thi : f al in conscientious regard for duty. Mr. Coolidge | though the pamphlet in question, versal custom than the wearing of clothing. No tribe| wit enter the New York Life ate in the same | “The Sex Side of Life” has been en- or race of man 1s known that has: not some form of | spirit. skeet by persons caries more Jewelry, and there still are peoples who do not observe qualified to judge an ie jury the custom of wearing clothing. - THE POLICEWOMAN’S PLACE pick sie in judgment upon’ her, i been ik (Woman's Journal) idee Ameriognis have always fond of, jewelry in mod-| 4 aridale western city, having announced that women |, Meanwhile the row continues at eration, but-in fecent years there has béen evidence of an| were to be added to its police force, issued to the 400 | the University of Missouri for the increasing’ use’ of jewelry and, jewels in this country. | applicants questionnaire, one of the items of which | Sclology department's distribution of People no longer confine their articles of jewelry within |Tead somewhat as follows: State your conception.of the | questionnaire aimed to procure the * students’ ideas various debatabl the limits of necessity and: utility, as did the Puritan | Pollcewoman's Job and why you consider yourself qual- | 7 opens Ot today, le fathers and the early Quakers;:and &. great part of the “J have always been called s good shot,” wrote one. ag public since. i “I used to be a street car conductor during the war LAUGH AT US science, anyway. Frank Jaskowiak has perfected ‘The average man today possesses and wears a watch, | and I believe in treating ‘em rough,” replied another. And how the kids of 1950 will laugh another automobile that is entirely a cuft links of ‘precious metal, a lapel button or vest pin], O77 two of the 400 women were selected. The rest Jersey, colleague when he arose to make a x speech. It has finally happened—a legislative joke that wasn’t on. the taxpayers. ness reports that the state bonding fund will reach the $100,000 mark by | ,, duly 1. a A PORTy, YEARS AGO i — . W. Bringhurst, Chicago, for-|' Mrs. R. D. Hoskins, grand During the trial of Texas Guinan,| merly of Bismarck, stopped here yes-| of the Order of the Eastern Star, is tt was revealed that the night club|terday for a visit with old acquaint-|in Hettinger conducting @ school of where she served as hostess was|ances, He was en route to Seattle | instruction forechapters in the south- | 7 operated by Johnnidis and Prounis. | where he will locate. -western part of the state. Does anybody*remember a saloon- — keeper named Paddy Healy? H, P. Wybrant returned yesterday}. Mrs. H. F. Keller entertained the from a@ several weeks trip in the east.| members of the Tuesday bridge club - | yesterday afternoon, Mrs. 8. A. Floren Abe. Goodkind left yesterday for a| holding high score, week's trip to points in the western. : Canagaery Mr, and Mrs. Frank Rigler, Wishek, part of the state. pa are spending several days in the city Five Chicago gunmen robbed wor- C. L. Lord, Minneapolis, is here for | on business and pleasure. shiners in # Eynanoeus of $7000, but | ® few days visit. : ey n't take anything from the SERRE rabbi, That proves they had a con- TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO ~ Our Yesterdays _ . THIS SEX TO-DO Biographies are having a large sale in the larger cities. The small towns get theirs by going down to watch the trains come in. at all this modern to-do about sex! | (Copyright, 1929, NEA Service, Inc.) | home made affair. It has an eight D ‘ failed to get the idea. In another big city fort; — of some form, a watch chain and’ charm, an ornamental | policewomen, newly appointed after the Fees pale, belt buckle, at least one finger ring and perhaps such | men according to height, girth and so on, were submitted items of jewelry as s penknife, cigaret case and lighter.|'© an examination drafted along the specialized lines of the policewoman’s work and only four passed. ‘As for the average woman of modernity, her collection | ‘The policewoman's field is not so much the apprehen- of jewelry includes rings, jeweled ‘pins, hair ornaments, | sion as the prevention of criminals; her task the solu- pendants and boudoir articles. And then there is the | tion, not so much of crimes as of social problems that average American home in the decoration and equip- | !ead to crime. Policewomen who have ed their ment of which the jewelry store is playing as large and | sre not so different from ye Dray ie ettectinete w BUT OFFICER, SURELY = YEH, « BUT MY FRIeND's SINGING SHAT HooT?owL. CANT BE CcoNSTRUED AS FRIEND OF 8 ows BY -w Erie br) THERE LIVES MY important a part is it is in completing the attire of the | different’ as day from it from the ordinai : i ere of ie tome: officer. The Rardened old offender finds the’ rpucee| A GAL ¢ ~~ THOUGH TH? DISTURBING THe Peace! A yours aut Jewelry, both of the ornamental and useful varieties, | [Ter tonns inte contact onl ne oe enehever Ns GRow DARK ~ TRUE: MELODY 'S No NIGHTIN- stands preeminent among Christmas gifts because,/can help. But the young offender, usually a girl, meeting AN’ DREARY nr w PEACEFUL, we EGAD, GALE fave though in universal demand and use, it remains a luxury | her for the first time, finds sh revise S y , Leis ino rartical 0 people Clin tosh upon conn, |'22, force, To heap ‘bee’ trum:-the necessity o¢ being SHE DECLARES SHE'LL 9. “LET ME Si6HT You “TAKE HIM Dining in the Christmas gift the useful with the luxurious. | S*7ested rather than to “get” her appears as the police- —Y THe STANCE oF ‘HOME, OR woman's purpose. Ne’eR GRow WEARY 5 “she NIGHTINGALE, ~ TLL’ HAVE ee ee w- POOR MIKE f 3 au way HAND-SHAKING TABOO RHODE ISLAND'S PROGRESS........1. BAS ~~ COULD ITS SWEET “To PIN a © Righteous indignation is being registered by certain (New York Post) 4 CLEARY INGING AT HIGHT BE HIM AS. A 6 Tuesday, April 8, pril 8, was an historic day in Rhode Island, GY “~ TERMED A DISTURBANCE For M CAHARY AN? _ OF THE PEACE? = A pari WW oe tnd the ola aba. | T Kilow Vol %6 BE “A Pau cage /'|. 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