The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 6, 1929, Page 4

PAGE FOUK THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ‘ WEDNESDAY, MARCH 6, 1929 : A ; pra Tce z a cal happiness. And he replied: . Y ee emmee en es a Perhaps a Little Good Old-Fashioned Home Treatment Will Do Him Good! HE ALTH“DIET ‘ADVICE (Established 1878) is happy.” EEE SS SES re elon ge tgrhes meh ecg MGW, SEE HERE, SON! $1 Dr Frank McCoy __, i A aged N. D.. een aati. the postoffice at Bismarck | raison—Edison the successful, the brilliant, the well- BY YOU HAVEN'T GROWN SO BIG Ihe Seat. Flay. 70 beloved! Why should this man, et 82, say a thing BUT WHAT YOUR DAD Ike that? If he, whose friends include the wealthiest CAN STILL LICK You! eccccccccscese President and Publisher E Gubecription Hates Payable tp Advance and most famous men on earth, must say that, what . Daily by carrier, per year .....-----00ee chance have the rest of us of gaining happiness? Daily ‘. mati, per Nae Happiness is a strange thing. We all want it—most of Daily mail, per (in state, outside uv us, probably, want it more than we want anything else. Yet, through some strange quirk in the makeup of the universe, if we make the pursuit of happiness the sole aim in life we are bound to lose it. It can't be taken by storm. It must come unasked. Unfortunately enough, happiness, to most of us, dc- i ey 242, aEEE gsg pends largely on contentment. We tell ourselves that we can't be truly happy unless we are satisfied with all of the angles of existence. So long. as we feel that any element that touches us needs to be changed we cannot " for repul be content; and without contentment we do not {cel Ho not that we can be happy. org Yet contentment, in this imperfect world, is almost im- R are also possible to get. Indeed, the finer a man is—the greater ¢ sf his innate capacity for happincss—the more certain it \ 5 ( t' peo: The one with @ tendency to high is that he will be discontented, all of his life. For we % bi should live mostly on iw ect P wer Neer live in @ world that needs a great deal of remaking. No tare green vegetables and weer i Z fast ie use @ amoun: ¢ blood CHICAGO DETROIT | °"€ but a aa ete ae heen! Anat et ; } ec rage: di wind Peedi purifying and acid fruits. One meal Tower Bldg. [ig lied f Patel dace hal santas ha eit it Dhel rt ! T&, Y they were affected by high blood ;® day of nothing but the acid fruits te Edison, who numbers a Ford and a Hoover among his PP pressure. \should be used whenever the blood (Official City, State and County Newspaper) friends, must say that he knows no one who is happy. ; ‘ , The instrument used to determine | Pressure shows a tendency to increase. * iy Yet we neednt’ be discouraged, for all that. : the blood pressure is attached to the a a HOOVER’ ~adndentrnho Sisbuadler th We may not be able to get happiness. But we can a H 4 2 eerie a Rigtdas) Pere QUESTIONS AND raceme ‘The striking feature al esident Hoover's in-/ aiways get discontent. And out of our discontent, and C f * sdoeal t augural address was its brevity. A matter of 4,000 words | tne restless activity that it causes, can be born those little | quired arenas sufficient air prea cau Diack =a ‘nd’ chaida’ and a 38 Felatively small in comparison with what the practice | achievements that slowly, century after century, are Ge sure to stop the circulation through | webs to float in front of the eyes all has been in inaugural pronouncements. Calvin ten shaping the world a little more clesely to the model that GaP tet itl vada sis be: (ose Have had them for about y Was penurious by word of mouth. Herbert Hoover h85| man has dreamed of for ages. And so, in the words of ‘ cssure - | four or five years.” } started out with evident intention to waste still fewer | Carlyle, “thou hast a better thing—thou hast blessed- “b , pantarl nomednhte eesti aa Fo jroo is usualy H ‘words than the sphinx from Northampton. An inaugural | ness!” P S 2 i i be considered as a positive evidence | highly toxic state and some of these ‘address is in the nature of a written document, for it is ; . of high blood pressure. impurities affect the eyes in such a ¢ Tead rather than spoken, President Hoover has begun SICKLY SENTIMENTALITY , vs SP eaaily controlled if every doctor un- | particles to float about in the watery 3 his administration with a tendency to be silent in the) Gre of the most encouraging things about this world r == re derstood how readily it can be re-| fluid inside of the eyeball. This i printed ss well as the oral word. ‘This is cia iby die is that there is in it a great deal of sickly sentimentality. b = dueed with a fruit juice fast. I have | trouble can often be cured through a tice, which has been to speak only when moved by Sickly sentimentality, as you no doubt know, is one of uh nl = = pehondl ae Tae aSAEgOL: eoae: id | complete detoxication of the system 1 spirit. those emotional qualities that everybody publicly scorns 4 = = pressure could not be readily reasned Lier MAC meine: and ; * President Hoover, his inaugural would indicate, W&S| anq secretly cherishes. It is supposed to be a thing that) | \= to normal by this method. 9 + moved mainly by the spirit of peace and of law enforce-| sorings only from the hearts of the ignorant and un- Te a ih a The usual dieting prescribed de- + ment. Except for the purpose he revealed even earlier cultured; yet, by and large, it does a good deal toward YOUR Are a paid any ee ane aie! SLL ocubennaaa than his inauguration—to appoint a commission to in-| maxing the world a better place. | weed a fillip to morale in the way patient none eatniehis 8 sean wis Lecce thy tongue after eating vestigate the prohibition situation, which ultimately will} 4 New York detective, cruising through traffic in a CHILDREN of ¢omething different? hes used any of these so-called agents| Answer: There is an acid go into the entire system of jurisprudence—the presi- | police car the other day, came upon the scene of a traffic I think that Jane's mother was & in excess. These patients are usually|tained in the skin of the ‘weit dent is rather academic on law enforcement. He cites] accident. An old woman had been hit by a car. The meme | very wise woman in more Ways than heavy starch and sugar eaters. which proves irritating to some peo- the evils of enforcement as indifference of citizens, ex-| detective took her to @ hospital. y Ole Roberts Barton hice nifoa peamermciie regime when the | ple. This is why you notice pimples ploitation, delays and entanglement or by combinations | yyortaily injured, the old lady clung to the husky young} ©1928 by NEA Service.Ine [PSE sneer ene “ALLENE SUMNER, | normal, a pita sleet bret pit hclaghe dosha catego of criminals. These evils are largely of a local and not | ofricer, As they drove to the hospital she murmured: “Mother, I thins Tl wear my new}| Our Yesterdays ] entirely upon the regulation of the | substitute blanched alntoelie or pe a federal character and, as such, they are not all in the/ «sonny, please take care of me.” dea cite Gran) io eeod ls ates |e —<—<—<— The Anti-Cigaret Alliance of Ohio | use of carbohydrates, sometimes for | cans. province of a president to correct, for he has no author-| ‘phe detective promised that he would. He saw her | noon, if you don’t mind.” FORTY YEARS AGO Hy has introduced a bill into the state a ag Bacarra vider T have tested Freckles ity over state and district courts. If there is to be any | established in a hospital ward, got her name and set out! Janc's mother looked startled for featoc ein Ee on ceria? : acing ty ai panieteean Abie peepee chy panies popped vied i Res rromaeall oath Lue etns havs reform under his proposal, it must come in the federal | to ¢ind her relatives. She had none. She was alone in| an instant, but quickly recovered and | Hand, territorial secretary. It is not plain whether the bill des- | hydrates on one day and not on the | but I look terrible in the tomes ts courts. There the chief complaint has been the cluttered | the world, without money and without connections. Ap- | Answered readily enough, “Very well; ignates this complete abstinence dur- | Next, it is very easy to determine the | it the sun that causes this? How can condition of the calendars. ‘There has especially been | parently no one in New York cared greatly what hap- I don’t mind. Is something special! Henry W. Grambs has returned |ing school hours, or at any time, | day when the carbohydrates are used, |I keep them from becoming so plain part of federal jurists a tendency to criticize the going on?” z from Honesdale, Pa., where he went.| The representative introducing the |y the blood pressure examination | in the summer?” BRT (seictoperts Geiss peontbtiion promcutions | Besides, the doctors sald that she would) No, I just want to wear it.” {to attend his mother's funeral. pill isn't especially rabid on the sub-| alone. High blood pressure is not| Answer: If I were you I wouldn't Joading on the! e pro! PI die. Jane went upstairs and in ten ject. He mildly remarks that he|@ctually # disease. It is usually a| worry much about freckles. In: fact, as being of a police court character and as interfering} put she had called the detective “sonny,” and had minutes she came down looking ke’ pr. E. H. Belyea, mayor of Minot, “doesn’t believe that teachers who| Symptom of some other condition of | with these March winds blowing, my with the discharge of other and more important busi-|teaned on him for help. So he visited the hospital |® Kentucky cardinal i is # visitor in the city, use clgarets set a good example to| the body, and is frequently found in |own freckles are coming out in’ full ness. daily, bringing her flowers and the like; and when, in a ‘You look very nice, dear,” said children.” He denies, too, that the | out or rheumatism, excessive mental | bloom and I am not worrying a bit. 2 : her mother proudly. “That' is such| on. Henry W. Lord, Devils Lake, | bill is especially almed at women | strain, or worry and hardening of the | Your face may be more interestin: So the president, it would seem, has chosen a some- moment of consciousness, the old woman repeated her|a lovely shade of red. You look like | is visiting old acquaintances in the teachers; all in all, his rather anaemic arteries. because of the freckles but ce ‘ what complex and complicated contract as his first big| plea, he patted her hand and promised, “Sure, mother, | 4 cherry.” But she was still perplexed, city this week. manner merely leads one to infer that | Exercises should be used cautiously |cannot look “terrible.” Th 2 job, It will be interesting to see how he goes about it.| I'll take care of you.” when Jane without any further com- | he-wants to do the lady anti-cigaret | ¢ first, and all movements taken| many freckle removers on aie ine ment, put on her goloshes and slicker, TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO alliance léaj the | Slowly. good policy is His inaugural address sets out no plan—just the intent.) In a few days she died. Since she had neither money | ,igseq her good-bye and closed the| Miss Clara Dawson visited friends | bill a in ae ovine walk each day, Heirhed rin ceaes mile thie tise Manan cokanat rikioes Perhaps he relies on arousing the states into cooperation | nor friends, the city authorities prepared to give her an | door. | in Sterling a few days this week his heart in his at all. and gradually ‘ine ths tnd ttmus inducing the local tribunals to handle the | unmarked grave in Potter’s field. But the detective didn’t| | By and by Grandma came down- : os eee iearcmatvermiics lame mimertean ean tie aoe violations of the Voltsead law. Otherwise it is difficult like that idea, He got together what spare cash he had, stairs. “Did Jane change her clothes? | Mrs. L. M. MeGlasaan returned WHOSE JOB z Her blue serge is lying on her bed. |jast night fi her visit to Dickin-| But whatev hrow! to see how the president is driving at his purpose. If| talked to some of his associates and got some contribu- g last night from her v ut whatever the whyfore, how | custom of throwing Christians to the : presi bi) a P ane 2 pea A got e Does it need mending? , son. about it? Granted that cigarets do|lions or some outlandish Hottentot he could clear the federal courts of such cases which in-| tions from them, and arranged for a grave in @ private} “I don’t know. I think not, though. noone any real good, even if no|emotion-crazed mad dance. volve the selling of @ pint of moonshine and similar law | cemetery, with a decent funeral in a church. She wanted to wear her red dress} Miss Nan Woodmansee has been ; actual harm, and it may be dangerous x OR g Violations, he would achieve a triumph from the legal| All of that, of course, was sheer sentimentality—ot |@nd T let her. | She didn’t say why.” | visiting her parents in the city for|to grant either half of that, to what Handpoint. And it might be possible to win ‘Teapot| the sickly kind, no doubt. It is easy to point out thet the| mien, you ee vita toed Laer ee | meron ny 7 extent does a state have any PER t01 Ciorence Se Me ak Kaail LM BOA Ctiiiistad Dome convictions, thereafter. Just what he has in mind| matter of funeral and burial really did no one but the/ever saw! Every time.that child tried this one. His two “wives” lived wv probably will be revealed after he has appointed his com- | detective himself any good; that the old woman was past | takes a notion to do something queer zion City: where “he Hecke several etotoanet not demand BY!under the same roof. Each one be- ey dated ‘mission to investigate prohibition and it has bared con-| caring, and that the whole thing could not make any | You fall for it, Such a day! She'll | months. While he was away his home Atter all, a parent should be more |Hleved that the other was his haif- THE ALAMO MASSACRE ditions and made its recommendations. aifterence to anyotie else. ~ [be ruined, at Logansport, with its contents, was| concerned about the horrible example |Si#ter- That went on for several) Ninsty-three years ago today 250 A Trustful Mother destroyed by fire. which it sets its own children than | 78" And vet they say that women | Americans died in one of the blond ‘The conditions which his declarations imply certainly| But it does make a difference, just the same. Every! “No. You see, Mother, I don’t pry 4 any hired leader of youth, We ere} ‘i! everything they know!” The | icst mageacres in our hhutory. . They exist. There is indifference by citizens, delay in trials,| *ppeal that weakness makes to strength is important; | into every little reason Jane has for TEN YEARS AGO inclined, as a nation to assume the usual result when the denouement | were members of the American ag combinations of criminals to commit crime and to thwart | and every time that strength heeds the appeal, and acts | doing things. She had some reason,! Monrad Mikkelson, son of Mr. and attitude that because we pay taxes, came was no feeling of hatred and | rision of the Alamo, an ancient mis- Fustice. But this is not so much in the federal courts, on It—no matter for what reason—we get one more rea Tm sure, and a good one. She didn't | jars KT. Mikkelson, returned today | we are automatically relieved trom | vengeance on either woman's pa:* for-|sion church at San Antonio. Texas. tell me because—well, maybe she . | the man, but those emotions directed except when there is # cause celebre, as the Fall, Doheny a os trusting that the world is fundamentally a decent | didn't know exactly’ herself, We pe Cop Dodge where he has been | #:1 obligations, even te our own chil | (ovards “the other oman.” Sori tigen te ns einath 6, and Sinclair trials, Maybe the president has this type 5 don't always—you know.” times women ask’ “! men get | who by a series of revolutionary ges- Of legal fluke in mind instead, of the present flood of| There wasn't any sentimentality or kindness or pity| Jane came home at four, went dl-| A drop to 24 below zero made Bis T can ae recor thilise Merida,” Te pt Fe polgrelie ive cap lle prohibition violations, which naturally would be assumed | in the race in the beginning. ‘The rule of tooth and claw rectly ta her roomitnd samy yet We | marek on iol Abe) aolMost, sale) OP favor a law forbidding any school | Sears! RAINS OL ra the Mexican government: It ocourred to be the matter at which he was driving when he speaks | Prevailed. In primitive society the weak, the aged and) « was very careful, Mother. It's sneinronnee ee eee A mr liatige aus pareatta . Soe Mean me pee ots pee te of widespread contempt of law and justice. the helpless were simply out of luck. Might made right, | not hurt ‘a bit. I wiped off my desk| sdward elbman, recently dis+ | smoke. : SH@LL SHOW TEACHER The butchery oaet eee. Herbert Hoover was one of the original advocates of and no one doubted that that was the way things should| and seat before I sat down, I feel|/ charged from service overseas, 18 ee Evelyn Jacks-n, 12-year-old cchool | ment in the United States. “Remem the League of Nations and his recommendations for be. vrei This anne Lg pean visiting here with his sister, Mrs. & 14-year-old girl is lying in 2 atate ot Becoaheirc, ‘Wis,, is suing her | ber the Alamo” became as stirring a entry into the World court probably will be considered | _ But we have developed a new way of looking at things. | myself, nT cant aome to eed iis Seance iisapienss a theo bay 1ot commanive ac tbe | damages. Tt was the girls “uty ae ea ary pend 5 in the light of his early predilections. However, the Our sickly sentimentality has made us kinder and more | afternoon! I can’t come to school ms normal emotion indyeed by a series of | take down the school flag in the ay eS ee before. © © gecent ratification of the multilateral peace treaty has sympathetic. To be sure, occasionally it leads us into this afternoon! I can't! I hate this| state's Ajtorney T. H. Thoresen, revival meetings school yard. She did not do it one | And on April 21 of the same year the |. Fevealed a senate somewhat different from that in the|™&king fools of ourselves. But that doesn’t matter. It bagi ov age . | Dunn Center, and George L. Grayson. night, claiming that det? snow and | Texans, under Sam Huston, over- | fumtllo daye of Henry Cobot Lodge and the die-hards,| softens the hard edges of existence and eases a heart-| ening to See radol ek ee ee eee ae yg ge garter ec pon pce ra Loemngevyp tN. || Pit conocivable thet this recommendation mey now | See NOW and then. And that's all that counts And my red dress popped into my [On — hundred heck which fead.“IAm Not & Good | took Gauta Anna himoalt pecan’ | find favor with the upper house and that, eventually, the aiemaiaiaiiainils head. if ater think 1 ypGould have! ‘The berries of yew trees are not Citizen.” So the teacher is suéd. | During all this while, the Uni | United States will unite with the international tribunal aia | Sree lesen tre MRA the rest Gots te, (OMamnaR MMR faves wna contains. 8 regarded redh “thinian T rela bomen ete which + !noxious element which makes ‘i invel evel ‘ oophpaalgeg ahi eo igeteais a | Editorial! Comment more or less temperamental anid sen- |berry unfit to eat. And it’s just es probable that it| When the Mexican Congress failed she hadn’t taken some steps about | Tatify Santa Anna's promise of toward the reservations which the United States stipu- the flag incident she'd are eon | 4ependence for Texas, given when : NANSEN BACK TO OLD LOVE 5 lated as preliminary to its willingness to the tribunal | A : iste herself hool | Was taken prisoner at San . / has ned @ sudden amelioration, and it ase not be sur-| Arter th (Living Age) OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern eae without proper eivle ideals,” Tt, peemitien, however reinforee- ! prising to see the reluctance of Europe to accept the r these many years devoted to humanitarian la- ‘a menacé to our children. ments for Huston to pass over Ameri- bors under commission from the League of Nations, Sometimes one wonders, easy as, it ;C&M soll. CAA AH MLAD, 2 AM GOING | American reservations on court membership fade away. Fridtjof Nansen is now returning to his own scientific occasionally looks on the surfacc of Sion’ there - | work: and to the North. At the Aretic conference held in short hours and frequent holidays, if | @ is the president's assent to doing some-|reningrad last summer he accepted the leadership of Any professional women 15 90 bet weet WHAT'S TH” IDEA OF Daily Lenten the Arctic : | sareaeee Carnet tome IE iny| | ( TW BUCKUMEAT CAKE) Fe Aap Tams out A vince OF] [enincinmer OO" || Thought of going back to the long moonlit Arctic night. He will HAT AN’ TH’ SMocK 2... Rae scurptuRE IN THE MopeRN eae oe 3 | 7. Some Sree meeas| | } on lily, Til (ME Casi eee | | ee on But, as in all his humani : : ty for mankind, iis purposes | PY GUN WHO HAS BumPED HIS HEAD GoING IN AN’ G%{ out OF CELLARS AS MUCH AS You HAVE, \$ LIABLE To Do ANYTHING f MANNER | wm YESTERDAY IN A DOWNTOWN @ALLERY, BARBS EXHIBITING SOME OF THIS President Coolidge says he PREPOSTEROUS MODERN write some books. 60 that's why he PAINTING AND ScULPTURING, T Got IN A HEATED ARGUMENT WITH A SCULPTOR, WHO DARED me To TRY MY HAND AT IT! aw EGAD, AND I AM GOWNS To MAKE A STATUE OUT OF ‘PUTTY AND SOAP, To PROVE CHEER FOR THE BUILDERS Geeta (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) merica has reached a new normal for censtryction. That is the conclusion of an architectural aiahy in the face of figures collected from 2.057 architects that ‘HAT MODERN ART 1S NOTHING. cae et Pe ee COM woke “Hall AM. EXPRESSION {pele Oat there "The estimate indicates that this year will be the great- : ; OF THE UNTAL “| a young -to! mesting wrong est in history, yet the Architectural Forym states this : . j “AND UNSKILLED? . q "| Rene for en enncee the otter ‘day pu coe of ti E i i thy i made ing tricts ae