The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 31, 1928, Page 4

} f 1 ‘ : PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Establisied 1873) Published by tho Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis marck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bis marek as second ciass mail matter. George D. Mann ............President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year eure i Daily by mail, per ~ear, (in Bismarca) .. Daily by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily dy mail, outside of North Dakota .. {Some rich men’s sons all remind us that some adapt- places had been reached. But Brazil can challenge e adventurer. There are still plenty of unplumbed | fastnesses in the tropical jungles surrounding the | Amazon, TACKLING THE BIG JOSS Lives of great men all remind us that even the things that look easy are not always so easy as they look. unless one knows how to do the: And lives of | ability, talent, training, something, is necessary to make |@ success of even those things for which we may have had more or less contempt, more or less unsuccessfully concealed. THE PUMPKINS OF HAL. LOWEEN WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 31, 1928 HEALTH/DIET ADVICE Dr Frank Me . wthts Ihe Fast lay.70 not be used with acid fruits or a protein meal.) peas:nts modified the original sense and surrounded Halloween with de- lightful and mysterious tales of envelope for reply. q breathes there a man with soul so dead that he could no* off-hand—just like that—run a newspaper, or a Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the Lia Halloween was originally a day I van 7 For generations, two occupations have stood out ag set apart by the church for the vigil Dr. McCoy will gladly answer Weekly 4 bs i in sate, three yests, tor 2 monuments of easy endeavor—running a fiestclade of the Feast of All Saints, and the oil ee teatn I Weekly by mail, outside of North Dakota. newspaper in a first-class manner, and running a first- original meaning was “Hallowed f Tribune. t Der year ..... treees + 1501 class farm successfully. These have been comparative Evening.” The superstition of the|] — Enclose e stamped addressed - 5 Member Audit Bureau of jstandards. Nowhere, at least in the United States, | . ] Pumpkin and Potatoes use for republication of all news dispatches credited |farm, better than the men who are on the job now. Bere sols te bed ale ek Two oe ested Dh ae O ; iM ‘ by ibly a survival of the ancient Dru-| cups of chop) pumpkin pulp, four e q to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and| jt seems a pity that young men after juggling Wall sibly : “ ‘ : 44 5 hi i also the local news of spontaneous origin published | tect and losing their hig ‘donot think obevaetihie idic rites when fires were lit to keep | medium sized potatoes peeled. Boil herein. All rights of republication of all other mat. away the witches, ghosts and wicked | these ingredients in salted water ter herein are also reserved. a hand to running some newspaper, or modern farm. Some instances seem to show that some young men} souls called forth that night by until soft. Drain and mash. Add ela ie lord bus death. ined Rie rlete of a cup a Seater E i mer gr ; os pie . hildren in Europe celebrated | milk or cream, one tablespoonful o: Foreign Representatives — find it easier—much easier—to inherit money than to ‘tte tay, Ay seobbttia or the interior | butter, mix and ploy Fhe Juice iY G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY learn how to do useful things. of large turnips and cutting in eyes,|that is poured off may be used as NEW YORK --- Fifth Ave. ul bi pees ee nose and mouth so that when a/|the base of a soup. tl CHICAGO bahia KILBANE'S BLACK EYE candle was placed inside the shell,| Baked Pumpkin, Apples, Raisins p Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. Johnny Kitbine, onetime featherweight chamiplon‘of the light shone through in a realistic] Cut off the stem end of a small y a se speared OH, ME! OH, my ! manner at night. These were the| pumpkin, scoop out seeds, and fill Pp (Official City, State and County Newspaper) the world, probably is not a great reader of Kipling. Py i mae original Jack O’ Lanterns, but it| pumpkin shell with chopped apples, rs But there is little doubt that Mr. Kilbane would agree | SPOSE IM was not lon before the piavial taisins and pulverized walnut meats. ; ee ‘HES ve y with Kipling’s dict hat 2 female peasantry substituted pumpkins for | Mix ingredients with grout lelba f ° Saniree te ec ek rea Id “desert fetes iti a hits aan at eit Game) turnips because they were not only | toast, moisten with small amount of rs George Campbell Carson, weather-beaten old species is more deadly than the male easier to prepare, but presented a| milk, and place in baking pan. Bake rat” of the far southwest, stands to collect several} Mr. Kilbane had a crony with whom he had been ae eon oli fetal ‘i in moderate oven for fifty minutes. 7 nillion dollars from certain big copper companies for | making merry. The crony was a mezvied man whose ie demand for pumpkins aroun : — infringement of patents used in the smelting furnaces. | wife disapproved of revelry. ded Mr. Kilbane | ee ee beige oh ee ala a tf At the age of 60, this aged prospector will become a |for leading him astray, and bane jeered. So a profitable crop... The pumpkin was| Question: K'S*Pasks: “Cana multi-millionaire. An invention. that has meant mil-|the wife bided her time; ard presently, finding Mr. cultivated along the fields of corn | running sore from a bone be cured? lions to other people will at last begin to mean millions | Kilbane in an unguarded mood, she swung one from by the Indians long before the com- | If so, what is the remedy?” hi é the shoclaces (as the sports writers say) and socked ing of the white man as it still is by! Afswer: Your question is too H to him. i : mea 1 | Me. Kithne lustity inthe oy “ American farmers fully five cen-| broad a one to be answered in this tl We read about that with a thrill of satisfaction. r. Kilbane lusiily in the eye. turies later. column. Many running sores from 8 not only gratifies us to hear of a poor man suddenly | The eye was badly blackened, and the man who was Pumpkins vary in size from one|the bone can be cured if the right B becoming fabulously wealthy; there is the added fact | once the best fighter of kis weight in the world went to two eat ve te Bunce vous eaeen is she in eee ag a PY that all too often the pioneers and discoverers have |down for the count. In retaliation he even tried to or more. e fruity part next to the | careful examination of each case =e fet rtunes f : thers, but have themselves | have the woman arrested for assau!t and battery. He Heute § ways) feone he Puna Ee L made vast fortunes for others, , d ; au nee) in many ways, from the pumpkin| The method of treatment would de- died penniless. failed; as he doctors his bruised optic, he may find soa ee and tot to Ge pend upon the findings of such an a Carson is the exception. He is going to have more | solace in the old refrain of Kipling’s: 7 pumpkin pie of America, e seeds | examination. : s Sacacgl ae . A « i" ro deadly Apparently distrustful of his erst-| have long been used as a remedy for Non-Weight Producing Foods money than he ever will know what to do with. But it i female of the species is more deadly than the while etiatiy, ‘Senator tim Watson, | tapeworm—in fact, they are regard-| Question: Mrs, R. S. writes: P is only by accident. The daring, foresight and en- | mele. Hoover set up his own Indiana or-|ed as almost a specific. “Please advise what foods can be Ps durance that have enabled men to win big prizes on the ——— ganization, and some of Jit people} Pumpkins, although a fall crop, | eaten without putting on weight. 1 M frontier have not always enabled them to hold onto HIS PARACHUTE FAILED are ee eee Smith’s eu ion’ and} may oper al sheng ie ea in wits about ae miles a Ss D iGin. . The luck that occasionally attends an aviator is little Bs wet stand are expected to carry|a cool dry place and protected from nswer: The non-starchy vege- ; ‘i Abies in especial appeal to women voters| frost. tables and acid fruits are not fatten- There are many tremendous fortunes in the middle | short of miraculous. ; and save the day for Hoover. Quite an industry has recently|ing. All fats, proteins and carbo- M a and far west. But most of them were not made by} James McFadden, parachute jumper, had an ex- Teli . aS = ; ce clor for the eee of drying eee ae fattening to some ex- x B i Se i led thi h the | perience at Savanneh, Ga., the other day that sounds ina 2G ted ‘ ¥ , In Ohio the mocrats claim to| and grinding pumpkins into pumpkin | tent to people who are susceptible. “ ; Bete Geoccs as Tait sl cuateraliien End unbelievable. a anton ae ahah This i. Ake oe by ilo, Smith oa be ae Behl large oe eae flgur for pied of Hed in pre- te eel Ailes thes in the be SS, h . aA rare ifth of a series of seven stories e beneficiary, any rate, Bran-|the Republican ranks, especially] paring pumpkin pie. fe pies pre-| anti-fat diet, but the carbohyd: from desolate wastes to rich farm land, founded great McFadden went up in a balloon at the Georgia state! outlining the political situation | nan was heart and soul for Smith,| among foreign extraction and negro pares eon This four are erually: as | and fats should be avoided awed the I cities and established an empire; and after they had|fair and, ~ith parachute strapped to his back, leaped| -as the campaign draws to a | and his continued leadership would} voters. Ohio, too, has had its Re-| well flavored as those prepared from | weight is normal. { done their work other men came on, with fat check | out when he had attained a good altitude. Down he pack Haipietah Sohn ier Bart | pablise oii sgeeleteed hanging ve pap Peart ane have the gun h ce Hote eet is %el Ve ; a fe Cag - over from the pre-convention strug-| added advantage that we may now uestion irs. H. A. S, asks: i books and stock-seiling schemes, and laid their hands |came. He pulled at the cord of his parachute—but it BY RODNEY DUTCHER than appears to have been used. le. But although Smith is likely to| oni. phot “ ‘i ti on oil fields, mines, forests and strategically located | failed to cpen. He dzopped like a plummet, (NEA Service Writer) } BON We Nae carry Cleveland’ and may gee wen Se McaaanEnRCree Ge mei Trin CallslaNa tiny eee | : Jand—and became rich. The blood and sweat of the] But’ -k was with him. He lit on top of a big circus! Washington, Oct. ceo fil by It may es a oho pincuanty, Ly dale seem|tritious as the fresh, which is rich oven : : i de thing lovely for the promoters. tert. The canvas held aid broke his fall. He is now | vania has 38 electoral votes, Ohio =4,| not a single Republican leader in ° worrying about the state. _/in sodium and phosphorus. Here nswer: am sure that any | E Pocbexsion of wealth in thi ieary mee raise ata ictal tospital, recovering from a slight cmt of | Indiana 15, IMinots 29, and Michigan ee Hoover oeiers | winners 8,8 possiblity that Smith/ are a few suggestions for pumpkin | stomach trouble always has an effect | ; ‘ ca a aes 4 5 5, 121. ansas City convention, the; Detroit, st recipes: z ev i i respect. The hero of Mark Twain's “The Gilded Age”|the brain. No bones were brokgn; he will be as well| 1,8 total of 121 group of populous | have all been shouting loudly for him| to, be predicting that he will carry| “Res okin and Spaghetti Soup _|ing the brain The beet cate od found that after he had inherited a coal mine his light- | as ever in a few days, states accustomed to voting the Re-| this fall. There is or has been a G.| Michigan. His main asset in Mich-| Use two cups of chapped pombkin constantly dying and new ones grow. est word was treasured.as a word of great wisdom,| Few aviators ever had a luckier break than that. | publican ticket in a presidential year. | 0. P. factional fight in Illinois, Ped | fake pina nit ieeraae Wil-| pulp, a quarter of a pound of spa-| ing in their place; unless there is an n i y Kk looked s thi 4 Most impartial calculators believe! it hasn’t been allowed to impede the! liam C. Comstock, the Democratic ghetti, and six cups of water. Cover | abnormal degeneration of these cells s and his most careless remark was looked on as the pro- ee Hoover will carry them, national campaign. There would\ candidate for governor, who has been| these ingredients, and boil slowly| they are always replaced. When a A nouncement of an oracle. That is our way. We seem WORKING FOR AN EDUCATION AT. YALE The Democrats might win the elec-| Now be not the slightest question} plugging for Smith just as if he ex- until the spaghetti is cooked, then| large group of brain cells becomes rs to think there is some special virtue in the possession} A bulletin from Yale University announces that one- tion, even if they all remained solid-| about Illinci. if the state were not| pected the whole ticket to win. add one cup of hot milk and boil for] destroyed, it is le to produce 3 of ready cash. third of the students there are earning thoir own way,|ly Republican, but their task would| wet, partly agricultural, and pos- ae one minute. Add one teaspoonful of | paralysis or some other trouble ee eee But we might remember that, in the history of this |either wholly or in part. country, it has, as a general thing, been less of an accomplishment to make a fortune than to prepare the way for the wealth of others. The men who built During the past year these students carned a total of $594,187 toward their support. va Most of us ordinarily think of Yale as @ school for be comparatively simple if they could | sessed of a large Chicago negro vote, break into that bloc, rt they will and they may, but the! split. gies “dope” is that they won’t. 5 As usual, in this series, we find They insist; normally Republican, but this year If Chairman Raskob’s claim for | IN NEW YORK. | 0 ~New. York, Oct. 31.—Those gen- chopped parsley, two tablespoonfuls of butter, and seasoning to taste. (This is a starchy soup and should which is very marked. In such a case, the destroyed cells are usually not restored. Pe >» Te © o rag ili A bright idea of organizing a lot of a a maar, w ‘inki Pe well based, Raskob|tlemen of the nobility who wear i io one S, Py the greatness of America are not, for the most part, | sons of moderately well-to-do people. To learn that a ether ee sees rial Meeiemener chp averrsy eprrntd Lior eth their sleeves, even if! attractive girlies int» wiz band! | Our Yesterdays i the men who amassed great fortunes; they were the | third of the student body is working its way is a sur- ure out just what Smith can take|ers know. The Coolidge plurality| the cuffs are a bit frayed, are to be porta Brostway areehon. | q silent, nameless, unrewarded men who pushed on to | prise. away from Hoover. Politics is full) over Davis russia salen | ont snot anvarnege nin Manbae aT ey winter a: Hindipone! ip- TEN YEARS AGO | é ; ; 2 ; t Peat hs inti any-| ev ‘ 4 i ich Vi I be- c } the west from the struggling seaboard colonies, ex-| One might venture to guess that among this third et to ae earn ibe dt Fojlette votes of 1924, it seems to| Particularly prevalent are Rus- Pela aera ish VillarereRe Subseripltona aware’ bale token | ‘ plored vast wildernesses, drove the Indians to cover, | of the students are proportionately many more young! five states now in discussion are|the ordinary abserver too much tol sians of the gentility who oneela mystic culi and read poetry. A| UP to purchase a flag pole and flag n built cabins and tilled farms all the way from western | men who will make their mark in the world than among | certain for anyone despite their | overcome. Hardly anyone questions,| served the czar and saved their 2,2 ‘weeks ago someone recognized | to erect in the Northern Pacific park Ww Pennsylvania to Oregon, straggled through the deserts | the two-thirds whose expenses are paid by their par-| enormous Republican majorities in| of course, that Smith will do much) necks by making their way out. te) him as a man named Singer from | in memory of soldiers who had given : : % a . ‘i “yn | th ent past. better in Pennsylvania than either] One of the czar’s generals is quite Bi ‘i Hi Kk jis- | their lives in France. ii and mountains of the southwest, preparing the way |ents. A voy who wants an education badly enough to If Smith carries any one of them; Cox or Davis did. likely to be opening youn taxicab ronklya, ae shad aken the dis- . it for the men with the magic check books. work for it himself will get something out of it. The it probably will be Illinois, although| The Democrats fired their Phila-| door, or bowing you into an atmos-| Sire faurely as a Joke ere” lla shagicannae paneancea: the Occasionally, as in the case of George Carson, one | waster and idler, present on our college and university | his managers.seem to be surprisingly | delphia city chairman, eG was ac- pare cafe on the East side, or wait- deception. opening of the skating rink at the ¢ 8 got his monetary reward. But not often. We talk| campuses in such wocful numbers, are not the ones who | optimistic about Pennsylvania. Sheed ial Seeing Wihvthe Vereean Pilpeleet Gena jonstanding guard ss Armory. h glibly of millionaire “empire builders;” the title really | are earning their way. His Illinois hopes are based on the| honest count. The Democrats are Chore Four alleged members of Euro- Be : Resa eat | A ; ; : _ His n 7 i re pean royalty have appeared in high- e marriage of Miss Matie J belongs to the old-time pioneers, the covered wagon likelihood that he will carry Cook| excited and have picked up a num-| The story goes of a couple of lace chonke toni ‘i 1 Juhnke of Portland, Ore., and Louis 1 men, the prospectors, the roving fur trappers, the county and the possiblity that farm-| ber of prominent Republicans to sup-| rounders who happened into a high-| lass honky-tonks as piano F mtage| A: Steiber, occurred here at’ the ’ Resi honishtesiers. ‘They. were. th area eer er disconten’, down-state will prove| port Smith, but even if Smith were; class speakeasy club recently. One She, WOO ee Pec ee eeA TE wnat | heaseeok ite aiconlesnareats. wr, uc ee Editorial Comment extensive enough to keep down the) to carry both Pittsburgh and Phila-| of them wanted to make acphone| i0bs. One was recognized in a music| home of the groom's parents, Mr. J possible the fortunes that were built later. G. O. P. majorities outside Chicago.| delphia, the rest of the state, ex-| call. But he didn’t want to make| Show chorus recently. . E. A. a It is predicted that the state ticket | cept for he coal mine regions, prob- it personally. Sq he gave his nickel veeiwas read iy sRey CoE Struts. to an attendant kuown as the “Duke of Odessa.” The duke took the . nickel and went toward the phone| You, could knock me over with a booth, Some time passed and he| fender. cds didn’t return. : Finally an inquiry was made. A friend tells me he met one of “Oh,” said another attendant, “the| those marathoners who danced for duke probably rode home on the| days and days and days at Madison sway for a enone, jou really Banas Garden saa onan The it there| Indiana has a farm vote, some of| shouldn’t trust him with so mu marathoner was ving difficulty ae ene Wait able| which probably will go to Smith. Aj money.” - getting a taxicab because of a traf- enough to step into his shoes. Short-| warm factional war in Republican tee fic jam. : ly before Brennan’s death there was| ranks and the fact that the state is} In one of the theaters there now ‘Well, why don’t you start walk- a rumor about that he had made| pretty sick of is Republican scandals| appears as leader of an_orchestra| ing? some sort of a deal with the Re-| are likely to react in Smith’s favor.| one Count Berni Vici. He got the four BOARDING HOUSE ~ By Ahern | ECONOMICAL KINDNESS What are the responsibilities of American or Euro- Pean financiers who get concessions in backward re- gions like Africa? ‘ A statement from the Economic and Wage Commis- sion of South Africa is interesting. It says: “The policy of excluding the native from industrial occupations reduces his ability to pay, and therefore his | Greek | wend with Leonidas of Thermopylae. value as a market for the manufacture in which Euro- p bid aly a Mel eae veirke other dey labor is engaged. Thus the policy that sets out to | Proudly named a rude village sree i Pcie additional openings for white employment may some 7,000 of its citizens met to see the presentation of a marble bust of Demetrios Ypsilanti to the city 80 check the growth of wealth as a whole that it de-| by the Archontic Order of the Ahepa, Greek-American feats its own ends.” patriotic society. Three thousand five hundred visiting It is in the interest of the white concessionaires, adds Ahepans paraded for two miles. Greek Aviator Nick the statement, to raise the economic level of the natives, | Manteris of Detroit dropped a memorial wreath. fnstead of exploiting them. THE SAME OLD BALKANS The golden rule has had precious little influence on (New Republic) YPSILANTI’S BUST (Time) It was no “sick man of Europe” who attacked Greece in 1822, It was the conquering, greedy Turk, bloody scimitar in hand, who hacked his way through the country, finally battered at the walls of Argos. De- metrios Ypsilanti held the citadel with 300 henchmen against 30,000 Turks. For three days Hero Ypsilanti did not budge; thereafter his name. was ranked in will run far ahead of the national| ably would return majorities against ticket, but eaiacs asione Pate him. ee gt ii it f jurality ae # Thich Coolidge had over Davis four| _ Similar prophecies of reduced Re- years ago. The Coolidge plurality| publican majorities are made for In- over the combined Davis-La Follette | diana, Ohio and Michigan. Smith will vote was about half as large. run strong in the cities, but Hoover: The death of Boss George Bren-| is expected to be invincible in the nan was a blow for Smith. It hasn’t | less densely populated sector. And there’s the hard-boiled girl who, taken by surprise, gasps “Well, - Statistics showed that more deaths were caused by influenza than by the war. TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO Special Police were pit on duty Halloween nights to watch mischiev- ous youths. coehe R. D. Hoskins of the Capital Book store offered a prize of a $25 box of candy to the person who guessed the number of candies in a jar in his store. = ror 99 “Why, it’s nearly ten blocks,” said the youth who had danced and danced for days. % Announcement was made that the deer season would open November 10 and close December 1. * Z I am told that the vogue 4 young men to go without hats has cost the hat industry $5,000,000 in Be August H. Wahl was appointed lop” 1 The fact that Ahmed Zee i ki aban Manhattan alone ina an fs Apa Postmaster at Washburn. ¢ those who “develop” i-civilized communities, 1 e fact that mec gu is now king o! ania, 4 informant also says that hat dealers —_ aR Re as palin Dee, instead of ite brealdant-dictator, has susie precisely no ~ Now RUN ALONG JASON, ILL ELL You Hou no longer try to sell derbies, They FORTY YEARS AGO b, ) conte values may dictate w policy not unlike that which|sround the Adriatic: Albani is seit hasdy morethen | PP AKND CARRY “HAT SIG JZ put Dis YeRE which generally af dserded befor |r 2%, S04, Mis, UN. Griffin Ite ‘ ‘| the golden rule would demand. a province of Italy. The hostility which exists between . 8 se; is over. Derbies, at least P Albania and Jugosiavia is in reality a part of the hosti- HiGH AND PROUD. ~ iv POLITICAL BALLYHOO in ‘New York concerns, are put on | A¥Tenc® county, N. ¥. § amen ity between Jugoslavia and Italy, ‘The Jugoslavs have) | BEARS A NOBLE NAME != FA ova WIF CLASS lately been preoccupied with their internal difficulties between the Croats and Cerbs, but this fact does not prevent their ‘being apprehensive about the position of isolation into which they feel Mussolini is maneuver- ing them. The new “friendship policy” between the two countries is the flimsiest of diplomatic inventions; breath would destroy it, and there is no guarantee that 4 |the back shelves where they cannot illii i - eet the Gace William Morris and Thomas Peter: GILBERT SWAIN. son. opened a hotel and saloon in (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) @ Prof. A. K. Lobeck of the University of Wisconsin, returning from a trip to Europe, reports that one of the features of American civilization that interests Enuropeans most is our rapidly-growing habit of estab- lishing numerous state parks. ue WHENEVER YoU Come “to A GATHERING OF-THREE. OR MORE MEAN, STOP AND PLAY A LIVELY DITHY of ~ * MISTAH MAJOR, ~ LET ME RIDE A Mrs, Linda Slaughter deferred her cee on sual winter vile’ te Washington, |? BARBS s pate! nee when she sould yt S. ; + it ° e her daughters witness the = “The idea of a state park every 100 miles or so cap-|the Fascist dictator will not blow that breath. The H . ‘ tivates their fancy,” says Prof. Lobeck. “The fondness | Balkans, which. have been a source of danzer for so YouR HARMONICA fs Perhaps what is lacking in solving | ™a¥euration of President Herrieee, abroad for the outdoors, and the love for picnics, is |!°°S» continue in their old role. I Woutp SUGGEST—MHouscH, fhe baits problem these days is 8! Adelina Patti sang her farewell rs universally apparent, but the masses there must go to LIVING IN THE LIMELIGHT THAT Yous DONT MAKE + 8 6 concert in London prior to her de- established places of entertainment. Everywhere tour- (Kansas City Times) ists or picnickers encounter the prospect of invading * countrys gpreserve as much of it as possible for recreation is a strictly private property.” Practically every state in the Union is interested in the matter of parks and new ones are being established constantly. It is a splendid program. \We still have thousands of square miles of unspoiled ide; to farsighted course. a ny PROBING THE WILDS A party of scientists will head up the Amazon river phortly in an effort to find a lost city of Phoenician origin on the banks of the unexplored Aripusna river, city, described by Indians, is said to have-been by white men. Relics brought out by Indians that the city may have been founded by the -Phoenicians; the long and dangerous trip of but even Pity the poor presidential candidate who has to spend his days (and almost his nights) in the limelight. The average person likes to get away from formality, do what he pleases when he is home, and not be always on dress parade. * Such relaxation is not for the candidat All his doings are chronicled for a waiting world. He may want to skip church for some reason on a particular Sunday, But he is terrified by the thought that mil- lions of his fellow-countrymen will know about it the next day. He may desire to drive out with his family for ie minpee in the woods. But he knows the ane men will be on band to picture him kindling e fire. re. The ordinary persons may make mistakes, get peevish in hot weather and be a trifle sharp, Only the family will know about it, and the family will make allowances. But the candidate must be conteasiny on lest he make an unintentional slip that will him in bad with the voters, There are compensations for those of us who are not candidates for the presidency. At least we can be our- selves without wo: . Toledo Blade: tented than the ANY SPEECHES! cstccds mandfacture of lightning may be expected soon. Chicago gangsters are said to Ke disgusted with the old- fashioned bombs. x Perhaps it’s just as well from a humanitarian standpoint that no device has been invented whereby the radio talent can hear its own voice through a receiving set. An author predicts an end to the “debunking” trend in modern Amer- ican literature, classifying it as a modern whim. In this respect, your old friend Socrates probably is a 20th century undergrad. . * Speaking of modern collegiate degrees, a bachelor just has to have arts these days. a i A motor car 125 feet long has been tol (But ae a sure as you hy it near a fire plug some cop wi fasten 10 tickets on it. mh PeP English citizens 2, autos each weel fifth of these don, ..° 7 about one- are delivered in Lon- + bm chase about Interesting developments in the |P&"ture for tthe United States. October 31 1753—Washington commissioned to bear a message'to the from the overnoe of Virgina ‘om nor Dias 154A royal Charter for ieee College (Columbia) grants. Internal revenue yielded the $1,000,000 vernment dav. 186¢—Nevada admitted to’ ss Union, 1873—International across com- bridge Niagara river at Buttalo pleted. = HE OUGHT TO KNOW Detective: We think we have found your mother-in-law, who has been. for six months, Man: What did she say? Detective: Nothing, Man: Then it is not my mother-in- law.—! Show.