The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, August 30, 1928, Page 4

cabot obese: THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE: PAGE FOUR : * 1 ment worker turns over his inventions and discoveries ce a acer The Bismarck Tribune to the public, and devotes his life to his task on a Byrds of a Feather! é An Independent Newspaper meager and inadequate sala: . A TATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER 5 ea ee abet 4 \ THE S' Established 1873} Better than a medal would be an award carrying with (Establis! ) it an annuity. Practical expression of appreciation gets =o i — a Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bis-|the best results. Doubtless there are too many federal = “= a N. D., and a, at te bostoffice at Bis-| jobholders and some who do not earn their salaries, = marck as second class mail matter. = small as they are, but that should not deny the valuable ] George D. Mann .. :President and Publisher employe his deserved reward and recognition, Subscription Rates Payable in Advance ] Daily by carrier, per year. SIMPLIFYING THE CENSUS pally i aay fat jaar ts For future federal censuses the house committee on APPETITE AND DIRT EATING |to wrap the exposed areas in fuzzy (in state outside Bismarck) ... the census recommends that congress leave to the dis- A new food flavor is not usually | cotton material, Daily by mail, outside of North Dal cretion of the census director the question to be asked = " is relished at first, but one acquires a| The first efforts to correct this Weekly by mail, in state, per year (00 | bY enumerators and that there be a considerable dimi- ws < “ bend i Panini tardine at eel , a Rae ' za - Weekly by mail; in sta res years nution in the number of questions. Both suggestions = : A . : rr ta petite we nate children, he hg Weekly by mail, out: have merit. —n- — ‘ + |perhaps turnips, cabbage or squash. and diet, uddressed him, J ¢ ; Cy : Too many useless statistics have been compiled in & tee . , F 4 Foods that seem repugnant to one care of the former censuses. When the 1920 census was taken there 3 = individual may be relished by an- Enclose a stamped addressed ‘ Menher of The Associated Press were twenty-nine columns in which enumerators had to F i ‘ “i : ent nee oe Fas thee tee envelope for reply. a The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the |make entries, Perhaps half that number would have , ; nant. Some enjoy the raw oysters, ¢ use for republication of all news dispatches credited |been enough. ; ae fos \ and others would not swallow it on|habit should be to and im- to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and The standard questions on age, sex, nativity, marital é Cae & bet. Those who do like oysters | prove the diet. Usually the addition also the local news of spontancous origin published b au lla * , . usually flavor the oyster with some |of some raw food is necessary. Or- 1 herein. All rights of republication of all other mat-/state and occupation are essential and the government p Y : ‘ strong condiment such as horserad-|ange juice and raw carrot juice may ter herein are also reserved. may have some real need for accurate statistics relating q Sat \ ish or catsup. The oyster eater |be given to babies, and some of the eee Reread Réprestntatives 5 to such fields as agriculture, irrigation, drainage, in- E ; Ber would be made sick if he put sugar here Me dered ied " G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY dustry and distribution. But farther than this the cen- rap ate \ igh nd ine a aaRE a, suid | Ee! ina cet th “ae NEW YORK «--- Fifth Ave. Bldg. sus law and bureau should not go. It is certain that in pe 3 af tore ais ce es the Ching | carrots and noe canoe CHICAGO DETROIT |the taking of the next census there will not be asked, : i : : " preserved eggs which may be kept | They should be encouraged in this by Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. !as there was in at least one former census, questions of i x i , Wt ‘ Tnany yearevand their beds seb | their mothers, since some of the un- (Official City, State and County Newspaper) so personal and private a nature that many people felt : Eigd \ R made of nests which are ee are necessary to our z —_—_—_—— justified in flatly refusing to answer them. 5 y ity pe phd ae type | & . b THE PATHFINDER Congress and the census bureau should not apply : a : ot aaaa Wiad ae tire wTGa notably| QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS dq No man liveth unto himself alone. All need path- |their genius to thinking up new census questions, but 4 AB in some of the Russian Siberian vil-] Question: Mrs. C. writes: “I t finders. Newton, the scientist, said, “If 1 have achieved |to discovering ways and means of expediting analysis . a's‘ A there is a type of individual | would like Ky Pigetd the ded 4 t anything in science it is because I haye stood on the |and publication of census figures. It is not unknown - , AVY large belly. ause of their | Pain in nthe 4 ee . iants.” é for the census data to be wholly out of date and usel 2 : ats fondness for dirt, which they eat as | arm. | hedteerat Ac shoulders of giants. ie i i ee J : a regular addition to their meals, |lieve it? Can one take a fruit fast, v ‘The young student takes it as a matter of course that |by the time it has been analyzed and published, a Pas these people are called “dirt eaters.” | changing fruits each day?” " § he shall follow the old masters, If music, he sits at the a me = F 7 we For a long time science Tidiculed the Gti PR i eee nM ja s # feet of great guides—Bach, Beethoven, Chopin, If art, A MORAL FROM MOSCOW i 2 feel esa path Cote angina ectoris, & form Of heart de- { he works for hours before copies of the great masters—| “Everything’s got a moral, if you can only find it,” a ivenuaation, i godin faut thet rangement. You should have a thor- t Raphael, Michael-Angelo, Murillo. The student not | said the duchess in “Alice in Wonderland,” but a story id the soil in these particular localittes | ough examination by a local doctor ' a only knows the value of the pathfinder, but is happy to | recently out of Moscow goes one better by having two a. A z s b $ was rich in small dried and living an- id Ri gait ed seen ae Pd ’ t acknowledge the debt he owes these immortals, morals. o : soins, if be ecb Ha Aap Aah i port of his. findings Fae yl lad e So it is in business, The man who forges to the | The story is that a mailing clerk of the supreme : epi "g ¢ A and ased as noutichinent. ‘The strain |to give: you ty’ sdeke an tothe best ' front in industrial or commercial life is the man who is |economie council, which supervises state industries un- £ " . : of handling such a large amount of | method of overcoming your trouble. closely in touch with everything the leaders in his line |der the soviet government, has a passion for vodka, His i j , inorganic mineral matter, however, paps RRO wih ata ‘ Fare doing. Businessmen are not ashamed to follow the [small salary not permitting the satisfying of hie aren: é OW Qe f Prodieed) ponsialous) abdomens, fa-eafe torent euunee Spice. Prom ¢ _ pathfinder. ing by honest means, he used the council’s postage ee : : moat weal ied ag laboratory report I have heard that t The greater the man, the more frankly does he ac- | stamps to,buy booze und concealed the mail in his desk. + Gren gnawing at pieest of monde us |® certain mineral element contained r knowledge his debt to men still greater than himself. | So little was the mail missed that the clerk’s malfea. | IN NEW YORK nibbling the paint off of their toys |i" Spinach attacks the can and draws 8 Shenk rts : ‘ ; bats | ; he soil into thecr | off objectfonable matter which makes é Plato sat at the feet of Socrates, Aristotle at the fect | sance was not discovered until his desk was opencd J ° @ jand scoring up tl o 80! ile rer it difficult for the kidneys to elimi- of Plato, Raphael learned his art from Angelo, and | after his disappearance, : New York, Aug. 30—Scattered| babies are very Sate tuazen 20d nate, Please explain, if this 1s 20.” ‘an Corregio from Raphael. Temperance folk will draw one moral from this story . i Hf itie ese |, Answer: I do not know of any in- ck notes from an afternoon’s ramble in|may taste small quantities of these lement which is developed in } H None but a fool feels himself to be self-sufficient. The ] and students of political science will take another. The a Manhattan, things when they are babies and la- Leslee iat oe settret Pred peti & € dest of man must acknowledge their masters. Few |latter moral seems to be the newer and more intriguing =) ZS That little slice of Germany and] 2? Actually acquire a taste for them /Fanned shindehs OF course, there have i there are in the galaxy of world stars that shine by lof the two. Austria which is to be found in the nies Prine? § hapa Mee all cates goods, eee inet a themselves without the added luster of borrowed glory.| That irresponsible clerk proved that Russia’s com- «4p | cast Kighties. . . Purticularly on], the food undoubtedly contributes |tions have shown se Tepo! - It is not weakness to have a pathfinder, but rather | munized industries can get along without the assistance "aes atch odes dod afm 4 aod with = ycirheite iene beled " ted to the © ing for these substances, Gucstiant Mocwe atten tot ¢ \ mark of good sense. of meddlesome government officials. In fact, it is sus- Ww ee baste ingee Howell's" secretary, Wilson Cc. pelntec'a frist to eee the en- ber eeeryered opp ly recat n| the last four or five weeks my baby * : ected the clerk's desk was the best place for the of-|pone Of Suter wine je yiirs, Bu-|Hetner, planted a bunch of dablias | frances of cid a rit ns soi | peenvattee thelMlct rita nian | dive’ mibatys iohd dhes Toseal-Ucpaite t WEATHER ficial correspondence of the supreme economic council. |man of the Federal Radio. ‘Csenthios ome per eer ae - and his! And, just beyond, the array of| Girt eati tendency in adults seems | out in ies re the aearase, : Perhaps it may interest those who feel that they| Russia is slowly discovering for herself that that|sion, has become an inventor, eater ee Seutymuensiarad vio tue etaee Fe ea asec atl eially Eh tee ee co Rio ita OE tar iis ast t would dispense rainfall in a vastly different way from | 8°Vernment governs best which governs least. It is a Recently aus ras granted a patent eee ++ « Homesick-fi foreigners|""Bahjes undoubtedly need some{is one pint of milk to one pint of i nature’s method if they were in control, to know that | lesson the American people learned some years ago ahaeo Tit Dap ace 2s! Mrs. Gertrude Bowler of Sheboy- | clustered about the pdsters of ships|hard substance to bite on when they | water, each day, with a little sugar : the handling of the weather would be a complicated | 274 are practicing more and more, sets. She calls it a “handy ple-|@@% until recently Democratic na-|. . . And, all about, the signs of are developing their teeth. Pieces|in it.” . bal i i - y atvey|2nal committeewoman from Wis-| America. . . The chop suey pal- ot Ward caper and celliiioid are good|, Answer: I don’t blame your baby ' job. Even meteorologists could not tell them all the ree i An ture hanger” and expects to market consin, has been out soliciting funds | aces; the tawdry, stained signs of| for them to chew on They may also|for having a rash if you dilute his factors with which they would have to deal. They could} Let's hope the powers don’t try to partition Turkey. Lae : for the Democratic state central com-|the cheap dance halls; the pawn|be allowed to bite on washer cae |milk so much, and put sugar into it ‘ assure them that St. Swithin’s day has nothing to do | They haven't yet used up their other reasons for hating an bites contraption, pictures] mittee, with conspicuous success, Not Shops; the movie theaters with their|carrots. It is unlikely that babies |also. Give him four ounces of pure j __ with the weather, nor the moon’s horns, either, Lut be- | one another, wail srithout thereon teens long agoshedrove into Wausau, look- irid pammouncements of western! will be able to chew off enough of EL Ge i eat teeing i yond such negations their explanations would not go : - se |, Oty, StePladder, chair or piano | 4g fr money, at Arcane Cee ean Leroi eenean uatngeenrd pales peerrers Suetamae ars noe 1 far toward making clear to the layman just what he} Vocabularies are acquired slowly, and you must give|and without a hammer. Aleo, seco picked her up. The shrine ceremonials which start|If the baby shows the tendence to | feedir~ ive him a teaspoonful or } would let himself in for if he should undertake to dis- |@" author time to learn that “realism” and “rotten. aie ee owe She paid her\fine without argu-| in mid-summer in the Italian quar-|chew at its crib, it may be necessary |two of pure orange juice. i tribite rainfall and otherwise regulate atmospheric | "°S8” aren't synonyms. mirrors and other articles, {ek Then she fiked the judge it ee the ae | Kae it conditions. tava SAL AGE It appears that in Mrs. Skyes*| he was for seagolie eey ae too raggtn oti Teaked! men, ing upon their shoulders a acters in the tale, the company being t ¢ Of course, scientists could explain the process of ca eae i Sa who walks seven blocks to the Heeapeld home there are many pie- hol ee acenirn este dart Siege sane degen d chine ee Pon the shrine rises /headed by Lose eae iong, Fatal j tondensation so far as it depends upon the presence in| Place where he parked the car. ae rel ae ae a elege stony for the cause which had brought her | stalls display alluring tid-bits. . cS ‘wax replica of ies ia aie ie and Morey Brun, Gorka, and a |} the air of microscopic particles, known as “condensation : helping her clean the pictures, felt |'©t2™2. “For political reasons,” the| The push carts try vainly to crowd fiened to: be Gurmrodine hartge cinerea { nuclei,” around which rain drops form when the moist- = and was injured, An idea subse | Uae couldnt see it, lhstowoed:_ |-greatibdcekersCtnte Garena | as aniineiiation to athere ta anal | mecaudy, -aucaasien oh phy ure of the atmosphere is cooled to the point of con- Editorial Comment - dle of te nthe Sues in the | Adan tees ee at word. |, | great blocks of 1 end of the street FE cea ie pad pean ettegtoney tang rvbmeesom # densation, but they would proceed rather hesitatingly, sketched it Next dey: ha escin's | the court, “that you're a goed snack | waxen Varwinn. Inbar tr testrcetit| some pariah is in need of Saar Pereee tee errs } the layman would find, when they eame to such mys- TWO SIGNIFICANT PRIMARIES cardboard model which a blackamith |®* ll.” iy a down upon the wrelter of populations | Pane Fi i . .Joutdoor story that has been screened + teries as the possible factor of electrification in the de- (Grand Forks Herald) used to make the first “handy| asian ME ne ee flappers attempt | of late. ‘ velo, rent of rain drops of such weight that they fall to] While Rev. F. S, McBride, superintendent of the | hanger. Dr. Ernest Cherrington, general ontra; f two tenemerte . '°| some syncopated steps + Al Lastly, Grey’s story is a virile one, { the earth, Anti-Saloon League is somewhat inclined to look at mains pyoneighes te World League) it almost to the second story| throng, gathered upon the si eal ee Blo ee drevanpaion ae i Everything considered, therefore, it seems that man | matters in connection with robibltton, throagh ree Rega Robert Beecher Howell, A igeeiicrney man nd seed of ie On one side is o pare er ae serine ee bie snany of tiie, wuthoria } is still far from conquering the weather. Probably that | Colored glasses there linet pene eape ene | os is incorrigible he hie ave: ment of Education, threatens to re- rear A tata tele alc, rout Gaitalla abtats comipattiaesminiee |\tetitinas have concerned, the life of : is just as well. The confusion that would result from Che Wik wees “thie caNAinees ailorsed in| atantierude. ania possibility of using | Place Wayne B. Wheeler as Ameri- legged upon his work bench. ... .| throw money. . . Upon the Jew-| the cowboys Una: ped daniel j human control might prove worse than the present sys- | both’ the Democratic and Republican primaries were | various plants for food which are net Feiedly ey sent aly And, in oo frame of gold, the Vir-| ish polcaye the Italians ciel pea pee a ee ‘at the time : tem, unsatisfactory as it is. There would be dry blocs |“dry” and the victory of the lone “wet” is still very has been incsstin cries, ZeaTs hel anything of ‘his’ old sively tensa | gin smiles ever #0 sadly... . At thing ithe teat Mdeihas dose <8 |achd wan discovered: 1___and wet blocs: How could the weather engincer satisfy [much in doubt, It should also be noted that in the Mis-)has been investi fore protean lt | Superintendent Scott McBride, tit | Be tha, plate one Tite eps, of] Iva all very neighborly <° :|P°Many thrills have been interwoven the golfer and the gardener on the same afternoon? souri primaries a week ago practically similar results earand for eae proapeins for | lar boss of the league. But Cher- Pe as ae pang solid. rows, be:| They've learned, after a while, tolin the action, and the comedy ele- a : occurred, “wet” or “dry” | potat d other vegetables’ kor (Fington’s public statements, gener. Cachet ae ah ee me | live areliee ment has not been neglected, nor has It may be contended that votes for “wet” or “dry potatoes and other vegetables. Ex- ally p ved et ‘Al Smith and all loyal le her, are crisp new American) live and | erininx, long. stcings of |the romantic ariel! THE LUCKY SOUTHERN ROUTE candidates do not necessarily reflect accurately the mae | nies crneriaiata a being made Democrats, pour from the mimso- ao yeert our ecthe| electric lights appear... The : The southern air route across the Atlantic seems to support ot this eae: eres Aenel ‘North | termine their sugar value. ‘More Te: of ns ottice here day after| Wax symbol of Mary.” ane gavety pte occasion ineranien a3 ——_——_— ij be luckier than the northern. Dakota primary may be cited. It is quite true that in cently the senator began to figure | “*%- Wheeler used to coin nifties,|__Throush the nearby streets fe en pie plead inact BARBS Plane after plane has tried the northern route, only| this state the vote for the elimination of the Bronbiaon Ha a, fies nites aie cola raise Cherrington almost invariably rings oe a rare parade . to| board stand... . The neighbor- “ i to disappear forever. The months have brought no trace figuse tro the state, constitHOn sania Ole aes, field. wD» Pioneering in a new |i1"s tins er two of Poetry to embel- | have Seeger ane eee ing fire escapes are crammed. . «| They took a ig to a middle west- t: of Nungesser and Coli, or of the aviators who followed | But it vrast be remembered that in North Dakota there} Just now he is interested in dahlia sh hi argument. Among Ld to The uniforms do not match . Thee oo half a dozen Pec Ne Fl ern falr in an airplane the other day, a. 4 them. Undoubtedly all were forced down on the water; j were other issues in which the interest of the public | tubers as a possible source of sugar | Coils “poet laureate of wine” “°| Just behind the band march * som: head of See ataeets e pallid was | but it takes the Board of Trade to ae and when they came down there was no steamship at | as very largely centered, and the chances of the “‘wet” | and is closely following e periments . cunning youngsters, dressed in what| Peed of the Virgin is dimly lighted] £1¥ Pork a real sky ride, hand to pick them up. Ferrel latina algal Pa Sr ree df Re newspaper prints the | but it has long since'becn solleg | by flickering tapers « ‘The thin Next year’s beach costumes will jz But now consider the southern route. aaron Tieetien asisted in either the Ohio or the | College. It is known that dablias| headl Suit Shapes Gilda! Clusters of oft-used cloth flowers pores. oo ates hee | be, “almost backless,” according to fe De Pinedo came down and was rescued, George Halde- | Missouri primary, so far as we can see, prohibition ap- aye considerabh sugar content and st.” Gilda has adorn their heads. . . And behind|® fat pile o: eCILBERT “Sw AN. “| style note, Anyone who saw any : man and Ruth Elder came down right beside a steamer, | Pearing to have been the main issue in porn Sith "both th Norton and Howell are confi-| past, at that. them lumber a half dozen sweating (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) G3 i vane 2 batch aa sill wen. | || Gourtney was picked up sion after he hit the water. | ARomee, tenficant point in compton. with both VV 8 Bee So Pash Ayers tare ner cided eae qlestions fe that Jo_neltaer ONe nor Mlasaurl 3 Ste.iee PIS ETS e797 ieee ent “ ore the list by a similar bit of good fortune. mighty. big cities in. both states which must represent |) OWR, BOARDING HOU; Ahern j Federal dry charged ie Movies ! There must be something lucky about that southern | 800d sized percentages of the votes. And large cities with shooting an insurance agent in route. are generally regarded as the chief strongholds of “wet’ 7 ane Leal a ee a bles eo. aah. we seed more 4 F. sentiment ii ss = E all—we mean federal FIGHTING DISEASE ee well Justified ia thee anne me Sa Stl A yg _EGAD w FANCY MY ing i eee ae aa ig mr aa ie - EYED > A \ if D J rope, staging suc! s as : : “If we get a disease,” says a London physician, “we| these primary results. GLASSY. ED 7? ~ ae ae BeOS: “TALKING SIGN-BOARD loping horses with sabers America is a country where lit- : ought not to be pitied as victims, but condemned as PLANES THAT INVITE DEATH SEANCE ~TH" OL ‘ 7 q ADVERTISING A DINE] - cinta pe grain omg tle children are in great danger of ,- sf fools.” This is rather hard on the multitudinous dead (Milwaukee Journal) - MAN Is PUTTING HE THOUGHT oF A AND DANCE CAFE, oe aad athe ae growing up is that have been cut down before their time by tuber- B Sunday wre Sa so. sirplane ene nt ‘Williams ON WITH HIMSELF TALKING «DANCE To BEN tional details; thrilling battles be-| "5. © cali fever, plague and pestilence, Sia ae aemeeern ake eeneeee| | On Yr HMoe Seek “ae arom, Casey apd Turks, waged] favre brand of clgnes Look on humans blighted by dread diseases and repeat People about the Yerkes observatory told us they were thrills , ee to them the Londoner's dictum—if you are heartless. |alarmed every time it went up, lest flying so-low it READY -fo BLowW AS Mou WALK BLOWERS” uw AND oenee. (i IR roared Mosquitoes used to be able to bite Loose that epigram before the diseased in poverty— | Should crash into the great dome and tragedy result. A MENTAL FUSE 2$ BY “TH! SIGH, A THEN-THE RECORD IN new picture at the Eltinge on | only the ankles, and hands 3 ami be condemned as = fool for calling them such. | 9, /eanesday the plane i ae ica ret is PH GRAPH uP THE SIGN Friday and Saturday. It is, perhaps, | No oer they've been getting so starting—snapping out fe of a girl of 19 an : ONO. Rie- m year. Theoretically disease may be avoidable or curable—but pilot. A coats eins from the Journal’s staff walked ON BACK CALLS ouT-o BACK rf pete a the, most, interesting Rietore, rep (Copyright, 1928, NEA Inc.) | as things are, with limitations on purse and on re-|up to it and tord the linen of its wings between her a fe] PLAYS 7 sources for fighting it, disease takes its toll trom vic. | fingers, as yon san lens the Seitt, Cy raed as s : } Nou, “CHEW U.S. MINT tS tims who cre by no means ignorant or foolish, place wiih string. oe GUM fan 175 1H ag EN hag ag peg MEDALS FOR PUBLIC SERVANTS crash. An unlice! Ob De BA mn Freely y " 5 NY rt 4 tak ngers for hire on these glorious sum- ( URN HE There is before the government in Washington a plan | mer Bed oe ok and ‘women are moved to seek ! : : 1 to establish an award similar to the congressional sdysohive see his bo, Fequicenmant of te sae “ medal of honor and distinguished service cross, to be isconsin he meet assure a single of presented to federal employes who through courageous eat eee eaees ee ane Ta or self-sacrificing service have signally benefited man- travel. kind. cd tg gry this sige ite the past lesislicas. In the government service there are many entitled to | Meanwhile there is much that communities can do co . discourage the presence of pilots who may not be safe public recognition and gratitude. Scientists in the serv- | ong planes which cannot be safe. They can warn vi ice have invented processes and devices by which the | jtors, their sentiment can reach the man who lets his ‘government aves millions of dollars yearly. There are | land be used for a field. wesearch workers whose experimentation has led to the SILENT McCORM CORMICKS evelopment of new industries. There are members of ae ee ee AT THE CAPITOL the health service whose activity has resulted in} If Vance McCormick’s defection ee the Smith ticket Zane Grey knows the west. : of dread diseases. There are, in short, many a. symptomatic of the feeling through the Woodrow in the past he has proved y yarns ae pe ‘ ‘ilson-McAdoo of democrats who for the last geal services have been valuable beyond calculation fifteen years hate besa the contralling force within the money. party, much more impressive of distinguished service for the govern- ee poche ght Someries | feoery in was under Mr. rmick’s chairmans! ny pa or ate re nce ra geet: | Wilson wan re-elected fo TOIG, tod the Pea tion, but ' . sank E i a Fale ze ' itor is representative of a brand of democracy which is more essential to the success of the party than ere the rts whose research has resulted in | Tammanyites, as many el ions have proved. The piece do net fare as well as those en | ae er Miser anh ink Cosurman Rashob is ity privately or in industry. The | yen, as Mr. McCormick has, or will be content to wait until election-day to get in their work, i