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~ bese ee asad i; b if 4 ¥ i } t ' f i hs * Daily by carrier, per ysar .. - Daily by mail, vutside of North Dak & ona state basis. It is not going to have it. The * crystal-gazing. Perhaps they will succeed in with the people of this state constituting the erolecn's cynical maxim, that God fights on have done all that we can, when our machines fn doubt. Then dawns the realization that we are, after all, helpless; that our fate is not fn our own hands any longer; and then we PAGE FOUR , er THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THURSDAY, MAY 17, 1928 The Bismarck Tribune An ladependent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismerck Tribune C.mpany, Bis- marck, N. D., and enterea at the postoffice at Bis- Taarck as second class mail matter. George D. Mann ...-. seeeeePresident and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable In Advance Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) Datly by mail, per year, (in state outside Bismarck) ... Weekly by mail, in state, per year .... Weekly by mail, :1 state, three years fo! utside of North Dako a, Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the * use for republicution of all news uispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this newspaper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other muat- ter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bidg. CHICAGO DETPOIT Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. r) (Official City. State and County ie Entering the Crisis Biennium Whenever George F. Shafer is a candidate for state office. and he has often been a candi- date and always successfully, he sees the state facing the greatest political and economic crisis in its history. The present campaign is no exception. We are again at the crisis state of affairs or per- haps entering the crisis biennium period, Shafer informs us. Mr. Shafer has attained much skill in de- fining and elaborating our crises for us. As a conjurer of the dark and the foreboding politically he is a past master. Yet none of the crises Mr. Shafer has pre- dicted for this state have ever amounted to much. At any rate they have attained nothing like the proportions he declared they would at- tain in his campaign perorations. North Dakota does not want branch banking people will attend to that. That is the plain fact of the matter and every lucid thinker knows it. Mr. Shafer and his good friends who again see a crisis in the branch bank issue are simply quite effectively terrifying themselves. But the panic should not be permitted to spread. This is the sort of doctrine that in the past hag done more than any other thing to ad- versely advertise this state and to destroy its credit and its prestige. Mr. Shafer briefs his case effectively. He briefs all of bis cases effectively, but there is a rather impressive record of jury reversals, jury. Mr. Shafer is simply seeing things at night. eae solve. cpa end Mie must admit, with ithe men of the Bremen, that our lives Een ir are in If More Parents Did This There’d Be Less Work for the Cops Men Still Have Fists The pioneers Had hairy cars, They did not stop at trifles— So runs the ancient song, telling of the amaz- ing he-mannishness of our two-fisted predeces- sors in the American wilds. We delight in reading and hearing of the ex- ploits of men hardier than ourselves. In this WELL-PROPORTIONED CHIL- The menus which I publish each DREN week in this column will provide He is rattling the weasel skin to make political medicine. There is no crisis in North Dakota. If there is it is in the political fortunes of our crisis-makers. Of that there is some indica- tion. Mr. Shafer and his friends are unduly magnifying an unimportant issue, meanwhile making themselves somewhat ridiculous. They forcibly recall the picture of the spinster teacher, who has climbed a high chair and drawn her skirts about her in terror of a 4) mouse. The only crisis in this campaign is such as 8 eoncerns the pie. About that there is a reason- able question, of course. Obviously there are situations where disbursement of the pie might create for some a crisis. Perhaps this is what Mr. Shafer really sees in his political crystal- gazing adventures. When Mortals Pray When the monoplane Bremen came down on Greenly Island, after crossing the Atlantic ocean, the first words of the three aviators ‘were: “Thank God!” The words were said reverently and devoutly. In nearly every message the airmen sent out after their landing, some such expression as “with God’s help” followed the announcement that they had completed their perilous trip. It fs quite evident that the daring airmen feel a deep sense of gratitude to divine power. That is an aspect of ocean flying you don’t often think of. When a pilot makes ready for a long flight over water we ask him if his engine is in good trim, if the weather conditions are right, if his instruments are in good order, and so on; and then, as he takes off, we cry “Good luck!” ‘Too often we do not think to pray for him. For we are rather an irreverent people. We make marvelous machines, and sometimes we think that is all there is to it. We adopt side of the heaviest artillery. We look Gown at our own handiwork, and not up to the 8. * As a general thing, this seems to work well enough. But a time of extreme danger is dif- ferent. There can come a moment when we have given their utmost, and the issue is still lage, when the greatest peril the average man : It {8 rather ressing to walk|good wholesome tissues for school faces is the danger of being sideswiped by a L pis Be streets observing the|children. I have written an article {rival motorist in heavy traffic, and when the ' sda a sickly, undernourished, height of discomfort is represented by an un- d plfeitetecty Saale dS Dr. McCoy will gladly answer expected failure of the electric lights on a fes- ‘ a tether ea tik is|| Personal auestions on health tive evening, it is stimulating to consider the} Pp ; Ais pucticilacly Heatirenditg to Web| cy tte ee : prowess of the pioneers. cause I realize that these unhealthy || “*R, (ocr, THDUNC. a ssed The pioneer arose at dawn, breakfasted on : beings could practically all bel] envelope for reply. age \fried pork and corn bread, picked up his gun ~ heel ehet i LES tals Be " | ; 5 , ; \ ) velopment and correct education. cae land set out into the woods. After freezing his “ I have given a number of lectures} called “School Lunches” which I 4 \feet, dodging the arrows of the noble red man y before high school student bodies,|shall be delighted to mail to thble 1 and tramping over uncounted miles of forest, i * and I would estimate that about two-|who send a stamped envelope. i he returned dragging the carcass of a bear. Half ‘ \ s Ried dnp could taiia focd at oe ao. ee oe a thorough ‘ of this he ate for supper; then he hiked 10 miles } and 6 Dee third SIGE AUT ERO a eee n e : ji ell structure. The other third|from health book: to his neighbors, drank half a barrel of whisky ( mY 2 appeared to be overweight, but nev-|columns of health saves tsa and spent t he evening shooting tin cups off the \, i ee ertheless lacking in mineral’ ele-|the more progressive newspapers, heads of his friends and wrestling with their pet . “ beet GSE 5 = { mountain lions. ‘ Miers Stren sickly appear-| QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS That, or something like it, is the legend, any- ae anol ater reat tiers he eee ee yi Ong Vege ghtites | way. And often we lament the passing of this \ SS S : ing. If a child is brought up on fastouRtlohs i ois ae ? ev hardihood. We feel that our age is effeminate y \ white bread and jam, there is little | Jost. 13 oui call weak an i and soft in comparison. f “ chance for him ve a strong |notice after eating, when digesti Maybe so. Yet, after all, we still breed men A y baat Dated er a held fete begins to take place, I have a very whom the hardy pioneer would admit to the AY N piniply complexions and elouching| Promounced tetal pid ate tae aa ’ circle of fellowship. aN : ee backs how little our educational| wil it disappear?” oe tS and H A German naval officer is about to cross the ’ . ; F ee [RHSWeRL- "Ya: phobia Sabie 44 ' Atlantic—or try to—in a 15-foot canvas boat, Some of the lower pct St schools|™ore weight, and if you will keep b alone. A Florida gentleman is preparing to H have recently installed dietitians to|°" dieting until your weight be- |shoot himself to Venus in a rocket. Two Cali- 4) : [supervise the food that is given in| Gomes normal, the metallic taste will fornia flyers are planning a parachute race, in =“ ‘ the school, but although some im- dicierproner eatin upvc einer which they will leap into space 10,000 feet up \ f ier cin” othe sitauane tite tive fluids, and continded dieting { and see who can wait the longest before open- : produce spectacular gaining reports | Will correct such trouble. a his Moodie It is hela He ei that ‘ and Leelee tet the cr dren gp eeetions EAS D. writes: “All | there are Chicagoans who, undeterred by $ are st with quantities of acid-|of my family are being benefited by bombs, dare to criticize crime and the city’s tats ad Sarge ee eee aie aaa fewnicoane gene the scene of such men is en- 5, N ue ht, naa Ks pea bs mae tions What ane el ait 2 r 21 7 weig! is usual caus yy un-| question: Vhat foods are meant couraging. Of course, they often die a few aX EIIN Cag fi ; clistingted waste ‘poisons, and is|Wwhen we use the term ‘protein?’ ; 3 a rettats 7 ‘ and its the blood of he hardy pioneers still flows in| LETTE : 4 appendicitis, and tendencies. to. the | vig: meats mill, cream, cheese, but: a : children’s 5 er, fowl, eggs, rabbit, fish, ete. ao power to them. They help to atone for : ban nel shins) that aa ; (ook “AS Gcwritins “Please ‘ softness e: " mother shou! chiefly responsible |tell us the proper food d liquid the softness of the rest of us. By RODNEY DUTCHER _|iater decided that they were a hun- for preventing this condition of|to give in a case where there is pus NEA Service Writer dred times better than the acidosis, Growing children must be|in the urine. It has been goin; ‘ | ‘ ‘in- . ann - ig on ‘ Lakes to Sea bee ee Merete es triguing, juggling, corrupt Berl provided with foods containing cal-|for several ycars, sometimes the i , ly presiden' Se | cium, silicon and iron. All of the;pus is quite heavy and sometimes If you have been wondering whether the pro- pen § of state and ex-senator, has|Packed machinery” into which they | cooked and raw greens contain these|there is scarcely any. I wish to t posed lakes-to-the-sea ship canal would be worth issued a scathing denunciation of jhad already merated.. Congress, J important minerals, without which|thank you for your helpful advice , arise . Ase nominating conventions, charging jhe said, was at least responsible to a child can not build healthy bone,|on various subjects which w the digging, consider this bit of news from/|that they are under the direct con-|the people; the political ed My dear Marye: nerve or blood tissues. 4 "I through ou: ane te ee ‘ 4 New York: ‘ z trol of the politicians and not repre-| were not. sse6 | Well, dear child, you were ups Not only is it important to select rAtiewoe: i Is “unwise for me to | An American steamship company has been whe of om le. “A convention so constituted,” |@bout Alan’s courtesy to his stenog-|the right foods, but it is necessary |attempt to give you any special ad- formed to provide, this summer, direct water], (yo mari pe Hier ibaa _— ‘Calhoun went on, “tends irresistibly : a dee you? I can't say|to combine them properly, and I vice as I cannot tell what is causing shipments from inland lake ports to Europe. It] thi as deadlocks, dark horses, Reacencntinn 3 ie naa! tito put dat pecntitecatas atone Sac enon raotacts a Sale Bee aia Pai will put into service smail steamers that can|smoky hotel room neminations ‘and| hands of a few of the ‘large anal finishes with it. But you must re- nagar from the. child's “diet. “The anes atone trotbley then wets a negotiate the existing locks and canals between all sorts of political intrigues, so to| states ... and their political man-|™ember that Alan probably has |craving that children have for sugar |me again, giving your canta altads Lake Erie and the Atlantic, and will give 25- Stier ae believe that suchjagers, office-holders and office- Heed things on his mind that you|is a positive indication that they are )dress, and I will send you sugges- day service from Lake Michigan to England. Rational ccronbh ea ihts lame a ae ears The areas es most wit it fe Ce eran stat otal ce ae oa ea ed Ports of call will be Milwaukee, Detroit and|now seem quaint indeed. To others | their own means or antic eee that they expect a busy man. to ill ceibilidel Cleveland; American manufacturers whol|his complaint may sound rather|indi who maintain the govern-|Show them the same attentions that | know what is expected of her, and | @——————__4, patronize the line are assured that their trans- | familiar. + |ment and, politically speaking, em-|® courtier would show to a great|try to meet it? She will if she’s BARB! portation costs will be radically reduced by this aressed to nis friends ie advance af Phau te oul be the Marsarstin ie netatien:” tacsscuse | eee tea stoatetiterromienticns , : all-water route. ‘ ., . a Democratic national convention|be inferred from the fact that it Tiers are “another. matter. ‘and reg Py the oe te eetons Today’s question: Why hasn't t That is what is being done with the present|which was to nominate would afford the means to some six|think Alan can’t be accused of lack|Marye dear, demand too thuch “cher. |S0me civics professor called in. Al small canals. It is an indication, in a small mediocre dark horse blec! or seven states lying contiguous and of them. Wouldn't you have hated | ishing.” Capone for a little lecture on mu- way, of what would happen with full-sized locks the favorite by the two-thirds rule.|not far from the center of the Union | to see him let that girl lift the type- Deepest love, nicipal government? P a He charged that the convention|to control the nomination and|WTtiter without offering to do it him- "M . , and channels connecting the lakes with the|would be controlled by “politicallthrough that the election, by con-{self? I'm sure you would. te A Russi ise ocean. managers, office holders and of-|centrating theif united votes in the} _ You'd have something to complain NEXT: Alan forbids Marye at |aiscovered 2. Saeed ae “a a fice seekers” and demanded uni-|convention. Give them the power|of if he had stood by and let you poetics: > Betiee teaatnarenia oe aaee one versal election of delegates by thelof doing so and it would not lie|put it away. As it was, I tmagine “Tipe eta te Basle cael napa The Path to Knowledge People. settee dormant. he still had his business on his mind f IN NEW YO! | television fo alee eas i There are at the present day fully six times ii hie when he was through using the ma- R. | cee r se He objected to appointment of ‘An active, trained, combined|chine and forgot entirely that you | @————® ‘i s - | delegates 8 conve if nadian’ liquol as many students in American colleges and uni-|delegates by state conventions—the| corps will be formed in the party| wanted it put away. You know you! New York, M The price of Canadian liquor is versities as there were 30 years ago, according |method used in many states today—| whose whole time and attention wili|can't expect a man to change his light’s, fickletess in ae spot-/going up $1 to $2 a case, accord- to figures compiled by the Federal Bureau of /#fter county and district, politicians |be directed to politics. They will|habits back and forth twice @ day | Broadwa: nearer “ia pg shee her es aeiee: canadian Education. ee med the state convention dele-|take good care to divide the patron-|and never get them mixed. What) Some Sigh a bit at the inevitable Ase as ae faire be oa _ There is something for you to think about, “instead of being directly or fresh pode Reigee : = c smone ates - scnes a et cee Pe eis pe onierenee of the story, some smile {drinking imports fe ae ites if you are beginning to get pessimistic about|from the people the delegates at/ must end, if such conventions should| whenever his mind is occupied with crnieelly, say Sw eee ey Paes bus futire. Grant that not all of our colleges the Baltimore convention wil be the| become the established usage, in the| business. No doubt Alan’s habit of [will hit next "2 “ono Who SM*| tention Norris, listed his cam. are as efficient as they ought to be; grant that | delegates of delegates,” he said, t nominating his successor. | leaving his typewriter where it is at] Certainly there is alwa 56. Ww pad far he peestleney ons m eople di t attend them| .2%d of course tgmoved in all cases it comes to that, it will not be|the office accounts for his doing|thing bob! jays some-|$6. We're satisfied, if Senator Nor- any young people do not atten eM | at least three, if not f thing bobbing up to remind one of |ris thinks that’s about wh - . ; Sawn i » four, degrees| long before the sword will take|the same thing at home. it. For ii , ut what the of: primarily to get an education; nevertheless the|from the people. At each succes: |the place of the constitution.” TE dren, vrngien tee orb RUMORT| Ano Tce ta rece oe renee | ee wend ibe worth toohim. figures reflect a spread of enlightenment, a de-|sive remove the voice of the people] It did come to that, but smooth-|s wife insisting that her husband highi nites Haneen ras. ond ot the . sae sire for knowledge, that are tremendously en-|Will become less full and distinc must be a paragon. Half the time ly touted stars of the cinema.| A blind dog bit a deaf man in 4 a ire for Knol ge, are ly €M-| intil at last, it will be 80 faint if Ri ta test id he t hi And the other night at the opening | New York City. The dog was legal- couraging. hasn't the faintest idea what his/of a Broadway play, the fate of|ly acquitted. How was a blind dog imperfect, as not to be audible. i da; sh|life is like, because usually he/which is uncertain, a handsome|to know whether the man could hear A democracy, to function at all, must be] “To drop metaphor, I hold it i educated. These figures indicate that America| possible to form 2 scheme more as nares ied Mee we woman was required to stride |or not? is finding the right path Fectiy calculated. to annihilate [a Tete 4 Bi em tiigray eli tore Papeete ota en ead sagt : me, int D I wo why the audience wi Laughter helps a weak heart, ac- ‘ control of the people over the i-| would be guilty of treachery to the|in with your demand for equality dential election, and vest it pape taead politicians’ lauding her for so inconsider-|cording to a story in a medical ny 5 rY a) ‘anion and would be dealt | with the men. I'm surprised at you|aplo a stage performance. Looking|magazine. Maybe that’s wh | , who make politics a trade, and who/with accordingly. for mentioning it. Just as if all the you Editorial Comment ive oe exntes to live on the gov- —__———_ burden of keeping your marriage ae For the Sais aces eetba, ey old people in Wash- my FR ap nati _lenamaes ; of happy dalle upon Sie Can't ae she was billed upon the progra Se im, out; few-| see every rson is responsible . “ A Practical Service Cathoun, who had opposed the old| gr than 1000 of’ the island's 50,000|to all those with whom they have|“#® Juanita Hansen, saoeeste the leading, pe eeen et y. system of congressional caucus nom-| inhabitants knowledge inations a8 unrepresentative, sar now any working|any relationship? Do you suppo:2/ And surely no individual in the|And with a busy season just ahead, of it. that Alan's stenographer doesn’t movie realm was better known than |too! _ (Grand Forks Herald) Summaries have been published of the work Priscilla Dean. She’s still out with & vaudeville act that started from { of ne Aericalinral sCrealt Comporaticn in ra - Bil ieailmegcce pega a, sisting farmers in the purchase of livestoc! BOARD ( this metropolis ks ago. 7 but too much stress cannot be laid on the value | OUR ING HOUSE By Ahern| Anita Stewart_—do. you remember | At the Movies | r?—is organizing a vaudeville ee this Wawen a fontribution . the whole Tease turn at the present moment. So is CAPITOL THEATRE 8: \- DE -oF A i business Hot pelter. termine. ap pis Dp ed WHOA-UP!. HoLD on jtHere, ) Ed? w VERILY M'DEAR,~OF Viola Dana. Perhaps any one of} In most of the arts, the finished q them, or all of them, will resume/ product is th k i “Ru TH, ~ I Do NoT UNDERSTAND, their’ kle eminence “one of these| vidual. In see an s the Sar WHAT ARE You ALLUDING 4 days. And then again.... work of many. Before a single set recall no more distinct shock; for the monumental “When a Man of the figures given in the corporation’s re-| | MR. NICKELSNATCHER ~~ HAND 3 port for 1927 indicates something of the scope] | OVER “THE SMALL CHANGE Yas and ct aracter of the work, being ce ee Took Rat OF “THe OLD SueAR| Fo 2 MY WORD, ~I, TAKE than that received last winter when,| Loves” was designed, research ex- a “ . ff.” XV of France which is the peri loans during 1927 amount to $728,607.44, and SKILLET ALONG IN CASE 4)/ {PETTY PILFERING, THE Times Square belt now deliver aj Teproduction of the convict ship and ation commenced its operations, leave a balance ey. . morning paper. 8 2 I am told that calls from thirsty| in which the characters play their All of these loans were made in the states new custom was ado) ‘A guest| means that the direction of Alan were saved. A tiny islet in the northern 1s offered them a haven at the very last. The nk God!” with which each man stepped of the was more than a hackneyed ex- tio relief; it was a nuine ny ever offered in church or ca . ‘Life is not s proposition in mathematics; it is matter that can ever be wholly grasped in ‘ or on the testing ground. We . and mechanized, but always there idue that our machines cannot touch; isa mystery that technicians ARM PENCE FROM A SUGAR upon picking up a play program, I| perts delved deeply into the hist 2,517 farmers, for the purchase of 53,001 sh PAL : read—_"A la D: Me | end literal “4 y into istory and 5,906 cattle. Payments received on livestoek Bowl Pee GAD, THAT IS * “— : r vie x f “rane whih isthe pel of e story. — total payments of $1,296,471.49 on the $8,140,- Isr A setrusmest | \* First CRIME OF A GAMIA le Half a dozen big hotels, in the) _ Limitless pains were tren in the 021.52 livestock loans made since the Corpor- H "A corkscrew to each room with the/ scenes of deportation ahd battle at oo AS Be Set ot $1 84h sea. Co authent: the atmosphere outstanding as of December 31, , of $1,848,- : * visitors mad ich a demand parts that the theatre-; \< ares AY raiters at the bell hope that tity| Pletely lost in the story, which of Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota and Zz i may now take it or tl it Crosland is of the highest order. Montana. An interesting fact is that more than Ih weadae ou The cast, besides the pi ve eee Barrymore and Costello includes 4 ‘ pray. half the number of sheep placed through the i != We who stay at home, safe and snug, may |agency of the corporation w laced Whereas most of the big hotels| many screen actors of world-wide ‘mot realize this. But the men who flew the ee in North Dakota. In the foun Be J ping end sens 0-0 fe on aration are’ fustified ty. ‘the Ppen emen across the Atlantic know it full well.| loans were made to 1,202 farmers. The number . / the’ goverament in enforcing ‘the| that is “When a Man Loves.” The It is not hard to picture them in the little cock-| of sheep placed was 53,001, plus 3,582, sold for ‘ a prohibition amendment and ~hence| Steat Production comes to the Capi- it of their plane, far off their course, buffeted|cash. The amount of money involved was ( < Must request guests not to order ae mer Moetay foe & Fn 4 ‘ a howling gale, blinded by fog, the raging |$559,426, and the animals were distributed ; . . bo ue y water oe gg é intic lying in wait below, darkness and death | among 865 communities. The figures for North . = erent nuipeietes that Be will be ELTINGE THEATRE every hand; knowing that their lives hung|Dakota are: number of farmers purchasing, : too pleased to deliver any or all of] ,,7 "gins, Meighan will be seen on jen a thread, saying to themselves, like the sea |706; number of sheep, 31,601; amount of money ( S these articles when the guest wishes ee ren i Friday and Feaptain in the old English chronicle, “if it is|$338,861; number of communities, 198, ‘Thus ; . thom merely for refreshment. With| turns. prosecuting attorney” in the 3 will, we shall be saved. through the agency of the corporation there \ pS ico and white rode but ee Tere pe | Somer and a " y 0] not to inform the bellboy to what| Marietta Millner are in the cast. use they are to As John Phelan, a lawyer, Meigh- were started in nearly 200 communities in this be it. GILBERT SWAN. |an is powerful enought to state object lessons in the value of sheep on the farm, and pay can pe no Soule that the ex- g G4 —_——_— truce bet hose 4 perience of the purchasing farmers in these ; wi a eaowe aa a Ceiling Omeane communities has been watched with interest, / / : ce Omanasust, ike Dead Bye Dick ena Love « frnting aie and that it will have an influence on the agri- g | | |who shot his crooked card partner |him a prosecuting attorney later in culture of the whole state. y \ Ee Waa vanes (eens tad thet lima comes There has been a similar response in the pur- aed two games f cards nica Tnsolutie # zee ae wie 6 nely chase of cattle, and again North Dakota stands § ticn from his brother, Max. 12.| the girl's father ta th hidden leads at the head of the list in number of animals pur- j . Max, enraged, picked up! a, amalil er of the underworld. f and tore rifle and shot his brother in| thus faces the alternative of tireabe chased and number of communities and farms yj Z ers : y Z aan , e eye. Both boys say the shoot-| ing his trust ‘- the state or ruin- served. ber ; rf , d z IN cident, bec y E pe ae oa ri Peeaue Max ing the girl’s life by