The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 11, 1928, Page 4

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LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bidg. CHI“ AGO DETPOIT Tower Bidg. Kresge Bldg. (Official City. State and County Newspaper) Rival of Baseball Major league baseball is convinced the na- tion is producing less big league material than) before the war and that organized baseball is losing some of its fans to other sports. The} heads of the clubs are fretting more than usu- al this spring, which leads the laity to believe there is some justification for the alarm and) defensive measures cf the clubs. Alva Bradley, president of the Cleveland Indians, is of the opinion that major league; clubs should acquire one or more minor league clubs in which to develop big league players., This plan he deems preferable to farming their! new recruits out to minor clubs owned by} others. The boss of the Indians is looking still far- ther into the future. For several years he has; jealously eyed the thousands of boys who have quit sand-lot baseball for the golf links. They are attracted by the caddy’s fees, but soon be- come more interested in the achievements of! Bobby Jones than of Babe Ruth. Golf has: robbed haseball of much potential player ma- terial. ig What is President Bradley going to do about it? He will furnish every golf club in the environs of Cleveland with baseball equip- ment for use by the caddies while they are not lugging bags and hunting balls. Even though few major league players spring from the caddy players their interest will be turned back to baseball and kept there until they reach the fan age. Judged by Appearance Civic pride is demonstrated. in many ways. 20\to keep up the standard of living which appeals Editorial Comment Keeping Up (Harrisburg Telegraph) Don’t be too quick to condemn the poor man when you see him trying to buy an automobile, a phonograph, or a radio set. You may say he can’t afford it. But he is making an effort to him. And that is a healthy desire and a healthy effort if he has sense enough to keep from stepping in clear over his head. The untiring effort to raise the standard of living is what has mace America a rich and successful nation. A lask of contentment with things as they are is what America has had in full measure. That !ack of contentment has made many people unhappy—but it has also accounted for the upward march. Hard Roads Save Gas (Little Falls, Minn., Transcript) Here is “concrete” evidence of the saving to car owners with hard-surfaced roads as com- pared with the dirt and graveled highways. On Friday of last week a local man drove to Sauk Center over highway 28, a distance of 43 miles. The road was only slightly rough, but very heavy. Returning he drove via St. Cloud, an all paved road from Sauk Center to Little! Falls, a distance of 82 1-2 miles as recorded by | his speedometer. He kept an exact measure- ment of the gas used and consumed over a gallon more on the outward trip of 43 miles than he did on the return journey home. In short, he traveled nearly twice the distance with less gas on a paved road than on the dirt road. While this condition may not be true in mid- summer with all roads properly dragged, it will hold good about seven months out of the year in Minnesota. The Grand Old Woman of Kansas (Chicago Tribune) William Allen White of Emporia, Kas., finds his name on the black list of the Daughters of the American Revolution. A disclosure of the daughters’ likes and dislikes was found in a book of them in Boston and Mr. White was classified along with the latter. Mr. White said he got in the black list two years ago and that it was all right with him. He said the D. A. R. also blacklisted the Y. M. C. A., the Y. W. C. A., the National Federation of Wom- en’s Clubs, the League of Women Voters, etc. The daughters, said Mr. White, were al! right. Their only trouble was that they were too much influenced by the retired army of- flannels and got away from the boredom cf rich wives by sitting in the club windows watching the decadence of the times. “They hypnotize the nice old girls of the D. A. R.,” he said. Mr. White was a nice old lady when he was a bright young man. In his maturity he is the chief duenna of the Kansas matriarchy, BY RODNEY DUTCHER Washington, April ficers who protected rheumatic joints in red|the, passing, of the “break” fated to decide the choice of the Republican national conven- hi feet tion it apparently will be the first the election inDeath never has removeed a ean. | His previously “beaten didate for nomination who was con- ceded a real chance or who stood formidably in the path of a favorite pei pe ied perhaps where the hemstitching championship is a cari GRE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Alas! the New Scarecrow Doesn’t Seem to Be Very Effective WASLINGTON § LETTER NEA Service Writer hope of election. of Senator Frank B. close that both parties ee ee insure the national ticket. for governor in October November, party that he had no particular’! The result was bound ty be 11.—Should believed the winner in the state fight would Then Muhlenberg died in the middle of campaign and the Democrats all united to win with so nt serving his first | 2, Majority of 5,000 in New York in| opponent. | The Democrats carried the state |Marye, my dear: ? 80 Haven't you any feelit virtually effected a victory for Polk | sponsibility at all toward in the| in Pennsylvania by 6,000 votes and, How can _you let her risk the uence of a man such as you de- scribe this artist Michello to be? WEDNESDAY, APRIL 11, 1928 D IMPROVEMENTS IN DIAGNOSIS While the science of administer- ing medicine to the sick body has not improved very much within the last thousand years, still, the science of diagnosis has reached a very high stage of development in the last century. Some physicians are still willing to diagnose, or attempt to do so, by simply looking at the pa- tient’s tongue or by taking his pulse, diagnosis is rapidly losing his prac- tice to the ones who are more con- scientious and scientific, and who keep abreast of the times. During the last twenty years the X-ray method of dignosis has im- proved to such an extent as to make the diagnosis of such diseases as tuberculosis, stomach ulcer, gall- stones, kidney stones and many other diseases quite accurate, and the physician can be reasonably sure of his diagnosis of these diseases. Of course, the X-ray by itself is not an infallible method of diagnosis, but should be supplemented by all of the other laboratory methods known to medical science. The blood count test is also one ?| patient has returned to of the modern developments of} diagnostic science, which is of great! value to physicians in determining the quality and quantity of the blood. This test will determine the color of the hemoglobin of the blood, and an accurate count can also be made of the number of red blood cells which carry nourishment to the tissues, and also of the white cor- puscles which act as policemen in the body. A scientific physician can read the reports of the blood test| and arrive at a definite understand- ing of their significance. The examination of the urine is of great value to the diagnostician, who can by this means discover many diseases in their incipient stage, and by this be able to teach the patient how to avoid further trouble. The sphygmomanometer, a blood pressure instrument, will show the tension of the arterial walls. This point is of inestimable value in many diseases. The electro-cardiograph is an in- strument which will draw a dia- gram of the heart action and show the relative strength of the differ- ent heart valves. Metabolism can now be measured by a delicate instrument which will! show how far metabolism has be- come perverted. Readings of this instrument will indicte when a| normal health. These are only a few of the) HEALTHeDIET ADVICE S\ Dr Frank Mc thts Myo Fast tley. QUESTIONS IN REGARD TO a0 meant oF TH PAPER ORPKCOY WHO CARE OF THES PAPER svcoee SANDED CAVEOPe | REPLY but the doctor who makes such ae | "0 Mode methods of diagnosis which the modern physician uses. As the lay- men learn to understand how well equipped the physician is today for diagnosing any kind of trouble, just Dr. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet, addressed to him. care of the Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. that much quicker will he seek his doctor’s assistance in discovering the functional weakness. The time will soon come when everyone will feel the value of ad to their doctor every six months to have a complete physical examin- ation made the same as they now go to their dentist to have their teeth looked over. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: Roy M. asks: “Will you please tell me the name of a medical healing astringent plaster to use for inflamed kidneys?” Answer: I do not know of any medicated plaster which will have any effect on inflamed kidneys. Any inflammation of the kidneys is pro- duced either by infection through the genito-urinary organs ér from the kidneys being forced to throw out excessive amounts of bodily toxins. Question: True and Tried writes: “We have your book, read your articles in our paper, and follow your menus. But my husband or I cannot handle the evening meal, so I wish to know if it would be all right to use orange or gra} fruit juice in the evening ins of a meal.” Answer: There can be no harm in your changing your meals about so as to use the lighter meal in the evening. Just balance the other meals of the day accordingly. Question: Very Anxious writes: “My neck is very thin. If I should rub olive oil or cocoa-butter into it every night would either or the other tend to nourish it? Or could you suggest something else? Has either one or the other any fattening properties?” Answer: The actual rubbing will help to increase the circulation, but oils are not sufficiently al through the skin to have any affect in increasing fat in the tissues. The best way to develop your neck is to take suitable exercises for those muscles in the neck. But there is certainly no advantage in making the neck fatter. ; ' j f upon it. Besides, Betty isn’t feel-|me is the “rackateer” himself—the very well and Clyde is complain-|fellow who runs a “pitch” from a ne that she is having too much to|side street or who is em oat of, a ey re 4 aes : as - mm. eee . | After all, even though she does c but in none is it reflected in a more appreciated | masculine. honor. Ape ony mrp Illness is credited with denying| sider herself sophisticated, she and commendable manner than clegniiness. It is, in Kansas conception, a sisterhood of Bi G. Blaine th bli only a little untried girl without a1 If a stranger visiting the city for the first!states and Mr. White waves the distaff at pee ig Propagat a abation th Nse cave ublican nom. experience with the glamour of the time was asked what feature of the place made|the country. It was he who said that Kansas| choice between June and November. | Republicans won. He had a clear | World, this ds like » tar-|"S ; . eis saniost cokers ese in an the most pleasing appeal, if possible, he would | would teach New York how to behave and if|Nor has any president-elect died be-|maiority of delegates, but on the! 18 ‘o" me He can't. be much| he reitend Hes say bederee dae [ pile gr deci di al baer ‘Trcetly say cleanliness, for he would well know/|the electorate there wanted its beer Kansas fore taking a the neon he collay at the|if he hasn’t anything better to do|] took over a pie to him and one to mene his stand, come” blizzards or at no greater compliment could be paid and| would show the rowdies their place, put them Parties: naturall t in the|Church door and remained uncon- than to attract a lot of silly, idle] Mrs. Meredith. I’m wondering who| sunshine. He has his year-round at such a compliment would be appreciated. |there and keep them there. health ra poe rr ie with his scious for some time. The first re-, Women. But I'm judging him by|is going to stay with Bettv when the| following. He knows that thousands the stranger visiting the cit rticularly| It has b r hind Sports his illness were consider-|What you said about the stories of new baby comes. Don’t you think|come back on Sunday, even though ge ig y pa i 2s been agreeable to people generally that| abilities as a vote-getter. They/ ably exaggerated and his 0} ts|his past. Do you want to see him|you could come out and keep house|it be the bitterest day of winter. notes the appearance of the streets, the lawns|Mr. White and Kansas should be what they want | want a man who can stand the cam-! made Goce ‘of them. heen Simake a copquest of your sister-in- Yor Clyde and Junior while she is|They’re the freaks, ed are among v j i i a y have ii i i ; wife's | Paign and who can last eight ye: ion i reg re was law? yt Poloegahr and vacant lots, just as upon introduction to 2) to be. It may have its sovereignty in the wife's] #)§", 4nd wa can fast cig confusion in the Blaine camp. Blaine @¥? Ae in the hospital That would be a|the first to open their side shows person one naturally is attracted or repelled by|name. Its rich plains are monotonous. ng Presi-| wired on Monday morning that his|, You said once that we didn’t pro-| great help and maybe Clyde will|and catch the early dimes. There’s It is i 4 a | personal appearance, in like manner is the vis-| buried’ in snow in the winter and baked in the| in” that even gene. Harding | illness was not serious. His lines| feck girls well enough When Yoi1|co0n be able to worl. and then they |the wax works, with all the horrors F n ays C 2 n H fe d, were growing up, but let me tell ‘i hile after | f: the Si itor impressed by the outward and visible/heat in the summer. Its electorate is composed died in office and Wilson not long aut hin, ge cpuld ever you, Marye, that trusting a girl with |Seuq oa a eecuameeanecaaippmagaa Fiore pre career eos ores ne of ne mlace. iene aad couse amiable people too listless to be dis-|the "three candidates of 1924, died |e Same time. & nice young man was a different)’ Please do look after Florence a|There’s the doughnut vender and the ew cities, 11 any, are Iinancially able to/ orderly. it ¥ When the humdrum needs a bit of i matter with us from trusting her | tittle more carefully. flap-jack vender, the maker of employ sufficient force to keep the place clean es alge ea prin ae yery with a lady-killer. We didn’t ap- With all m~ loves waffles and the spinner of sugar. and free from rubbish, bits of paper and refuse lifting a nut sundae is an opiate and a Kansan |of Indiana, who might have had the fA THOUGHT * ve of men giving teas, either. e n n drugged by it is carried over another day. One|compromise nomination at the Dem- A THOUGHT i| Not in my town. It may always} NEXT: A bit of romance for Renda peice fg "he ae jade of various kinds which are so often thought-|Chicago pineapple exploded anywhere in Em- orate eran ot 1924 had he not | aaa —*| have been a fashion in the city but crawls from her bed and powders lessly thrown in the streets and on the lawns,|poria might be an inspiration, but only the shes ete hed sen Sea oat eer. ges eminent the appearance of which can but impress both it do. T guess he does not like “batch-| Luna Park or a Dreamlan Florence, Death, however, has decided at; your work of faith, and ceasing | I've been told that there was always| (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.)|her nose. They're the famous 3 ion, labor of a hostess, i pp h | , grasshoppers are active and life is keyed to the|least one presidential election. It | love-—1 Thess. 1:3. " Reand rs prenide Barend reniesy —$—$—<——______—__-o bases foe the tha ae oe the visitor and the resident in an undesirable tone of the black cricket in the fence corner. _| beat Henry Clay in his campaign eng the occasion. Any grown-up manjj/ JN NEW YORK || And, after all, the “rackets” are way. While the city cannot be expected to do| This may bea law of nature. It has produced| *#ainst James F Beets. eee eR ee Cre ener | uttering writes meamicared pana ee ee een tte attractions that get he exes, % ier aes 7 . : : Pj 7 inated higs. speare. y woul ave nan ee all this work, the individual can do it with|the matriarchy of nice old girls ruling a vacant| His party labored under a handicap piv Saran object of contempt with us. And| New York, April 11.—About this anal the cree knee Asean practically a minimum of effort, and with ad-|eyed male electorate reconciled to its lot. Oc-| because it hed been forced to repu- certainl: lad; ‘went to a|time of year, with the winds soften- |°°: ditional care to refrain in the first instancz|casionally Mr. White has a burst of energy |diate President Tyler, who had en-| Sydney, Australia—A recent _par- man's room or home and had tea or|ing and pranking, Coney Island be, | 6°" ~— somet BERT SWAN, from making such condition impossible, a!and desires to extend the Kansas social system | ‘eted,the White House when Harri. | achute exhibition here proved Lieu-/dinner with him alone, Losey esi ays soi ters scrupulously clean place will be the result, of over the rest of the country. In other regions son died a le more than a month| tenant M. Haakon Quiller, a Nor- y say it’s a common practice | Coney does not rise rom its winter’s | as 5 € ue ! r4 after inauguration. If Harrison had pegian, the king of nonchalanteers. | in the city for men to entertain girls| Sleep when the first “ground dog” BARBS which every citizen may be justly proud. this brings protest. died two or three years later Tyler | Following one of his jumps his in their apartments without causin« |casts its shadow over the sandwich ‘An unclean appearance is a reproach to the; Mr. White is a grand old lady, but he ought to| might not have been able to wreck | achute failed 10 open and he fell in-| gossip. Well, that custom hasn’t| counters. Coney has learned from | @——————————-® Florence |long experience that it takes more city and whether you want to share in that, be satisfied with the apotheosis of morals in his |e, Party: toa tree, Spectators rushing to the) reached our town and if Senator Robinson (Indiana) says reproach or not, it will fasten on you if that own state and be content that it should be Piagied oder caanerges Went | Reene Toe fa fod his mangled is pone hee pose prcbeg pa Sanne ale ey tara io. Tespel ae rey ot Pe ivciaeg liness prevails in that part of the city} exemplary and not oppressive. And he should|berg, the Democratic candidate for w him perched on the limb| will be talked about you may be| hibernating animals go. Hi rds | Wen not rie ‘any real thrills a unclean: in which you live. not call old girls old girls. Obey that impulse and do it now. they One of them might] Sovernor of Pennsylvania. Pennsyl-|of the tree in the act of -ighting aj sure. not be and so sock him. cigaret. vania was regerded in that year as a pivotal state. Muhlenberg was —_—_—_—_—_— nominated after a bitter fac-] Vitamins are produced in milk tional fight th so weakened the | by sunlight. 3 of thousands go dancing slong its /or° this oil investigation until the He ther is getting anxious to|sands while it still lies abed, making beck Te (A hace hen her Js seiting anrious tt|quite. sure. that there will be -no oe ee tee eptareans hange in the weather. o know but that I should hint to Mrs. | ¢! ees | Meredith that she ought to insist not obtained until the fall election.| entertainment in “Adam and Evil” I am sure that the voters of North ii 2 ’s first f life PEOPLE’S FORUM AS sales pool peat Jes at the Eltinge for today and Thurs. aan Island’s first sign o' can thread a needle wi S : day. Lew Cody plays the husband ished by the white overalled That’s nothing. We know a child |, {vote will study the platforms adopted nh iy - il f \4 LIKES TRIBUNE EDITORIAL. |b5 “the Nonpartisans and_Indepen-| nd his own twin brother and Aileen || OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern ||Cone et oe edo years younger that can do the ‘April'5, ig28"| dents, yes, and also the platform Pringle the wife in this smart com- by caught sb early in the morning. Bue re eg adopted by the Democrats. | edy. Every time Lew gets into a is unkempt, bleary-e: sadly itorial in}, The. Nonpartisans will fall down corner and it looks like wifie ha is little ing he ay woages $0 need sed often Plug, in the fall for the reason they want, the goods on him, he becomes ‘his % Tee oe creckie and makeshift | ain pare 508 oar on the news eg T appreciate it, know. | State owned enterprises expanded, |own twin and manages to squeeze beauty that may be found once she ere = fast — eg red ind of course the Independents are out of an untenable position. has risen and put on her makeup. something to fill up all that white Neither of, “40,000 miles with Lindbergh” Coney di ot pretend to be young. ght fea tadluanes space? An eastern woman, 108 years old, ithout, glasses. men on tailroad com- ion as well as I do, for their| Ditterly opposing it. ANIATOR'S SAFETY SUIT ue WE'LL IMAGINE Pp *, these two parties has said a word! also featured on the Eltin; She needs the venati pomneceri.in tale work-| sbout enacting any laws that would) gram for tonight and Thursday is THAT WE ARE IN Ail EADANGERED PLANE ! Spe soos, lip-atick and rouge. Thus Near! tee caper fd then, "and ‘the public will be safeguard to 100 per cent on the the actual motion picture story of ae BY “TURMING THE VALVE OF “THIS GAS strengthened she carries on her il- baler pad ey Se te ‘Labor to know that there is some r_the, public or the depositors’, the achievements that have made 7 TANK, He surt STARTS “fo INFLATE wee lusion of joy for another season. Department. reports. ‘What ‘we'd And the millions who flock to Comey, like to see is an accurate figure on those paid for working who are not. Edna Leedom, musical comedy 4 *|money deposited in banks, | “Lindy” the wold’s best known per- our ares crag eed affilie. The Nonpartisans of course say son today. Events included are the that “when a majority of the voters jhop to Paris, visiting seventeen for- Z believe in civing credit where of a county petition for a branch|eign countries, return to America, view her as an eternal siren. 3 fame, like that of most mythical beauties, stretches over the world. A MIXTURE OF OXYGEN, I A MINUTE WE sutT BEGWs fo FILL OUT, “MEN T WILL i ‘ Ps re |bank of the Bank of North Dakota,| receptions in every state in the Duke: d princes, tourists and na- bs credit belongs, and @ just and fait! branch bank shall be established | Union, 40.000 miles in the air with- dives, rascals and crooks mingle on|‘t#? married a man worth $8,000,000 Sas not done for political purposes, |i" Such county.” That may sound | out mishap; the wonder plane, The ber boardwalk once the season is on./8%4, Kept it secret for three weeks. epee ome Sor | Purposes. good, but to put an honest bank (a| Spirit of St. Louis, and. the trip on ebay. Just Semele Hate A private corporation) doing a Icgiti-| through Latin Amercia. ideo pranag sg Tate business, out of busine ost . —— lie is looking to peg certainly would not mean “Do to CAPITOL THEATRE tion but ‘they aré = {others as you wish others should! “Sadie Thompson” came to town 4 you.” Government has! last night and won her way into the switched in these two ies from | hearts of one of the most enthus: one to the other for the last 10 years, | i tinet pr the Sarge dls: .. What we're waiting for is a mov- residents, who make up the snug ped Liga where the hero, with city that flanks the steeplechases, | 40 eee sapere, picks up merry-go-rounds and freak shows,| 110+ nother has eae it is both a residence and a meal ticket. ‘Tens of thousands commute | the doomed man is innocent, and i ERPaRY u 5 t E public press of the state are not ‘ ef gets a busy si; Filling fo Be fai and have misled |femxing lowe to make them vetter |few! She ne A from Coney Inte, New Yor, duly. | {Copyrights 108, NEA Servic, Inc) than they were. This new Gloria 8 icture, ini R BEALTH—LC of the gr oad many. hers deat aoe a, Democrats in thelr 1 platforra with the go our ‘Goria [Fe “the mocreing Donec, Cine Pinca sn BETTER BEALTH—LONGER » “We urge as immediately im-| strongest emo’ role of her ca- the play-seekers, who go by the hun- More fair| erative a consideration of ways | reer, with Raoul Walsh as director, dreds of thousands ‘to find release lively Soarevtic ay Tiler and means to make our banking laws | and with a story that builds up and iad conform to the principles of | up from one startling ‘climax to an- sourid investment.” hey say no/ other, is real entertainment. Such entertainment, in fact, that once wi der foe Il of MS Paces A Pl matic wiles, one is far away from ies of private funds that offer |the theatre before realizing that from Manhattan's arduous demands. energetic They go, like so many children to ai pole to drag A aehae, Same, weary playground. Year in and year out they find thrills in the latest-mod- [FOF ® Normal, thoroughly relieving eled roller coaster and toss their flow, system P of wastes that poison and impair week’ laries to the bathin; man, the dance hall proprietar, the [Healthy take, Foley Pills, (diuretic) during the entire picture she does bambarear asmate ‘the thousand |#2d feel again thc of an acti gle style “creatio repel ot “rackets.” It pan a G an alert mind, ' that’s ail. “she would ‘ike to ey was Fred Semen cee + women everywhere havo me ee fashion piate, but doesn’t know pg Eniner’ of Dreamland, po first | 224 recommending them for years. But she is one of the most fascinat- caught the psycho! of these | 2° a ing, appealing and sympathetic millions: Swe are children, re- characters ever to flash on the sil- gardless of age; all we ever need EST NOE . something to aroase our sense Bs. ~, ; {| More than 65 cent of the tgs And, of course, there are ee cree Totes Sa ehaat per pemengers who cross the Atlantic see Europe are women, many of them elderly. Seventy per cent of the age on cruises are VISKS Over 21 Million Jars Used Yearly