The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 6, 1928, Page 4

Published N. George D. Dally by carrier, (in state outs! Weekly by mail, fhe Assuciated t republicett "PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune! Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ‘Subscription Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) Daily by mail, pec year, Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota Weekly by mail, in state, per year Weekly by mail, in state, three years fo! Member of The Associated Pres: the Bismarck Tribune Company, . and entered at the postoffice at as second class mail matter. Mann... President and Publisher Rates Payable In Advence per year $7.20, woes 6.00} . 6.00/ 1.00) 2.50 ide Bismarck) vutside of North Dakota, pe is Press is exclusively entitled to the ion of all news dispatches credited to ©. not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the 1 news pf spon also reserved, taneous origin published herein. All Hghts of republication of all other matter herein are | Foreign Representatives G LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY NEW YORK CHICAGO Tower Bldg. Fifth Ave. Bldg. DETROIT Kresge Bi The Wild West in Us A few days ago the railroad police in dle-western city plucked from the - beams of a west-bound box car a 16-year-ol boy, who wore a revolver strapped to his hi brake- and said he was on his way to a life of adver- ture in the wild west. The police promptly sent the lad back to his ., home aR Buttalo, where his father is comman- ’ der of a national eed unit, The young man ‘was undismayed, however. “Tl go want sometime,” he said. He added that he knew about the west and its wildness; for he was a constant reader of cowboy stories. Somehow, it’s impossible to keep from hop- + ng, for his own sake, that this lad will never get west of Ne w York state. He would be so | dreadfully disappointed. He would find his six-shooter (which he swiped from his dad) a useless ornament; he would discover that Cheyenne and Salt Lake City and Denver are as law-abiding as his own Buffalo; he would learn that the limitless sagebrush plains, while aromatic and soul-satisfying, are less given to bold deeds than the Niagara river front, wherc rum runners 0! men. Therefore, we repea can stay in the will always be always be and Cheyenne ften shoot it out with customs t, he'll be lucky if he east. If he does the wild west wild, to him, and cowboys will dashing, devil-may-care fellows; and Deadwood will be magic names, such as Bangkok and Rangoon are to the rest of us. But probably he'll go, sooner or later. And bane, after all, it will be better for him if ie does. We all have to lose our illusions. The loss is bitter, but it can have a tonic value. “There are always new frontiers to seek when the old ones grow civilized. We can find them within ourselves. For romance far places and BY THE NEA Spring arrives in bookdom consid- erably ahead of Within the past likely to be cai Xowever, comers who seem about the modern woman. That, in itself, is thankfvl for, to be upon ths. younger generation and|This ‘women reall; revolts She doesn’ seems to. gwomen don’t went class book for wo! want and dizeucsiors. se ‘young man named Alan we are infcrmed, has ‘ 5 attention to the tavtich seers to have been redi ince Edna F #e4 oe nd givee us some Jy prod and powerful writing in jacksts Leave begun to blossom. But Us ms it dses seem to us that this ie a sea- beok. esa “when the an bookworm is mo ond-rate is a teey oy A ma begins to mix mlasses — or whate mixes these post-Volatead there are s few new- are after. And she cinst a woman's world. think that most think ‘t Bilis Allowed 1 is not necessarily a matter of distant horizons. If it isn’t in AND AUTHORS. Bright Jackets Reveal Some Interesting New Names BOOK SURVEY an). Le May the first robin. few weeks beizht | Conrad. H ves and Edwin Granbe: the “poor whites” “poor whites” tur out “light “age when grand. e sulphur and ver grandma to us to a we'te a bit fed) Nathan bock of mE hte at. ‘ (Official City, State and County Newspaper) — ——- i revel in wholesome traditioris. p usually has had good baseba!l teams. Refer- Father of Waters” (Dubleday-Dor- has written a melo- drama of river life, with ne eye on le succeeds in weaving the spirit of the river itself into the unds of the people glades belt in “St ers” (Macauley)—as ever graced a worthy volume. is stark and candidly brutal, handled in a manner stro! the arrival of another George Jean|St. Alexius Hospital, services one is titled “Art of the Night” your heart to begin with, you will never find it anywhere, even if you travel the world over. And if it is—then you need never stir out of your own town. You will find it in your own house, in your factory, in your office, in drab downtown streets. What is romance, anyway, but enjoyment of all the strange richness and fullness of life? If that capacity is yours you can find wonder in the most unlikely places—in your own street at dusk, for instance, when twillight trans- forms familiar houses into inviolable sanctu- aries of strange mystery, or in a plain country meadow made a field of the immortals by a misty dawn. And if you lack it you could die of boredom in Papeete or Mandalay. 1.60 ‘Editorial Comment | Connie Mack’s White Elephants (Duluth Herald) Fans the country over are greatly inter- ested in the 1928 Athletics of Philadelphia, always popular favorites in baseball circles and rather more so this year than before. Not that your fan dislikes Miller Huggins’s world champions, the New York Yankees of the American league, led by Babe Ruth with his But then those Yankees have now a surfeit of bascball honors and the fans would + ~J|love to see old Connie Mack with his white ele- phants lead the procession once more before a mid-, he dies or retires. The Athletics of the City of Brotherly Love Philadelphia ring here only to the American league, a dozen years ago the Athletics were world champions. They were so good that the fans of that biz village on the Delaware would not attend the games because their team was sure to win. So Mack, not making any money with a perfect ‘team, scrapped his organization and started again with little but a bat bag and a franchise. | For ten years he Was in the hole. He tried out some two hundred sand-lot boys and col- legians. His team was always colorful and hopeful, but he could not make it on that line. So now for about three years he has been hir- ing big stars, and at last he has a splendid team. He has been almost but not quite at the top for three years. In 1927 he had the great Collins, discarded iby Chicago. He had also the top-notcher of them all at the bat and on the base lines, Ty Cobb. This year he has taken on Tris Speak- er, a great figure in the game, the only man in the world who can play the outfield and in- field at the same time. He has Collins again and hopes to get Cobb once more if the money holds out. Then there are a lot of other stars like Groves, Rommel, Ehmke, Cockrane, Bush, Ki!- lefer, Schang, Perkins and so on, not forgetting a dozen or so ambitious youngsters yet un- known to fame, but believed in by the ivory- hunters. The team is tuning up In Florida. Will they win? Who can tell? But the fans like thera and wish them luck. 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They’re truly passionate pleaders and even velgarians. Their methods are of the circus, least, that his ar.’s morons” only because “art should be nounces himself completely sold on M Gordon Craig, and Eu- te icks, boobs, dolts Otte Dirlam, labor . to doar Fiennes Once the formula of the Menckon Volunteers Prezan and Nathan team has b een observed, ii 7 Fes pea pen ohare, Library For Blix Washington, March 6.—@)— point to} Although Braille transeziving has ” to belbeen the standard form of wziting for the blind in the Ur: only ten years, the Blind in the Librer: ready has he ti! pages of a Fue, &: of other largs librarie: lar services. That has been mads rocaid! ly by the work of volu2’ scribers, about $99 of wits: them women, have be: the work thy States by the 4 backs az at the rate cf four to jour, and a pege alent to cbc: type ive db Pensive proccs3, an: the American House for the Blind “marvels' urid and well con- id of Nethan, at in. the right the “dirty-minded inviolate” from this book he an- So 'the tune of june 0 ts intelligentsia,” | "ZY. and all the rest |?" terms, supplies. CANT YOU LEAVE SHAT DOS BEHIND FOR ONCE 2 ___THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | There’s Always Room For One More | WASHINGTON LETTER BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer Washington, March 6.—It comes to the ears of your correspondent that there is more dissension than ever in the Department of State and a showdown i likely in the long and acrid war between the diplomats and the consuls. Attempts to confirm the story at the departmennt’s official informa- tion bureau are unsuccessful, but the non-diplomats in Mr. Kellog’s incubator are all of a twitter at discovery of an alleged plan to de- liver all instead of. nearly all the nicer jobs in the department and in the Foreign Service to Ahead men of wealth and social posit in pref- erence to men of lesser means and more experience. A_ sub-committee of the Senate foreign relations committee has been investigating, secretly, the adminis- tration of the Rogers Foreign Ser- vice Act which was supposed to put the consular and diplomatic branches on an even basis. You will have to ask someone else why the secrecy which prevents the public from learning what's wrong with its State Department. The consular officers in the de- Lypirersbs along with other non- liplomatic officers, are frothing at the scheme concocted by diplomats which they say is designed to get all: consuls into the field where they can’t fight back, enable the diplo-| matic crowd psury Tule the roost igeeattl a contest permit. young cookie pushers to be pushed rapidly whead. A new civil service classification has been arranged for the depart-! ment, offer jobs as “Junior State Department Officers” at $1860 a year. It is explained at the Civil Service Commission that this is to provide the department with young men of “proper background.” <A college education is required. The rae is the brain child of Alexander Kirk, the wealthy and socially important executive officer means. The dominant diplomatic clique, as usual, talks about “social background.” The consuls understand that the new junior officers will take over their jobs and that the rich and socially ambitious young men among them will be able to step into pleas- ant diplomatic jobs without passing through long, tedious years in the, lower grades of the service. Some malcontents even claim the consuls’ are fighting for their lives.' Once the whole show is managed by a small clique of millionaire diplo- mats here, the consuls will be far away and unable to take their griefs to Congress, and none of them will be in sight when appointments of ministers, bureau chiefs and assist- ant secretaries are made. The average diplomat’s experi-' ence is only 60 per cent as long as the average consul’s, and the jobs are supy to be open to both, but it is alleged that the gravy | goes toa small favored ‘group. The venom of the consuls is di- rected at Kirk and ‘one of the assist-| ant secretaries of state. They say they don’t believe Secretary Kellogg knows what it’s all about. Following their squawks last spring the consuls are now being promoted in proportion almost equally with the diplomats. Nev- ertheless, they say that instances of favoritism continue and point to one: wealthy diplomat who is receiving his third promofion in three and a years, during which period many deserving and experienced consuls have remained in their tracks, ‘ {A Thought ° —__—_——_—-@ brother's keeper?— If the master takes no account of; his servants, they will make small’ Am I my Gen, 4:9. of the department and chairman of the personnel effici board. Now the department insurgents say this: Any young man of college educa- tion won't work for $1860 a year un- less he has private means and is as- sured of promotion. A young man dependent on what he earns is barred —it is said that 90 per cent of For- eign ‘ice men have independent «4 UM- GULP, -THEY's SOMETHING IMPORTANT I WANT To-TELL You ETHEL, ~~ 1 AWT MUCH OF A ROMEO FoR A account of him, and care not what they spend, who are never brought to an audit.—Fuller. EXTREMELY TIGHT “And J. Hawk McNoodle is a tight | the futu: one, say you?” “Tight? That fellow wouldn't give a beggar a bite if he owned the Sandwich Islands.”—Judge. BALCONY SCEAE, ~ AA I CAAT PUT ON “TH” ROMANCE LIKE THEM LARD-HAIR HEROES 1A -TH’ MOVIES, ~~BUT AH. WELL, THAT 15,. GULR UH~ WHAT T MEAA “TO SAY 1S,~ OH HECK, W. WHAT D/VoL SAY IF ENGAGED 2.1 LIKE Nou First RATE, ~~ AN' You TOUABLE , DOWT You 2 wm I'LL GET ~—-—. ¢| Montgomery's, groceries Hoskins-Meyer, 81 1.80] Dister Co., lies. 4 by hb the characters er? pu: n! eyetzm em- Braille writing 8.93 ploying a maximum of 10.00 oes on 104 patie i seni ferent letters ani gre 16.00| of letters. ‘They aro pu specially prepered pepe: 10.24! ing a series of raised 10,00 may be read with ti: fi | Intil recently each co! 5.00 not produced from brass flat: 16,00 to be made by hend, tus 10.00| originated in mee is b: whereby the per 2 25,00 | pune! be ed up 24.00! ened 5 to fe pl 12.50; from which tes may b> n:zde. 30.00 per Greece, is known as the 15.00 | “city of the Violet Crown,” in refer- 20.00 ' ence to the beautiful effects of sun- 7.00 | set light on the Acropolis, WE BECOME FIND ME KINDA az = MOM Their Letters BY RUTH DEWEY GROVES Marye Dear: If you were a little gir] at home I'd paddle you good for your be- havior. As it ‘. I hope you will pay attention to what I have to say to you. I’m not going to scold you be- cause I .ant you always to tell me your experiénces and I’m afraid you wouldn’t do that if it censured you, But I must warn you agains. de- ceiving Alan even in little things,dtor with the addition, if neces: ary, Marye. Breaking a promise isn’t a little thing, though, and I’m sorry you treat it so lightly. Suppose ine learns that you per- mitted someone to drive you at jeighty miles an hour after you had romised him you wouldn’t speed? le won’t have an; race of mind when you’re out o! nfs sight, You're Tsachertand willing to give up security for thrills, I know, but there isn’t much considea.tion ‘for those who love you in the recklessness of you young people. I almost feel like writing Alan not to let you have a car but I guess uu would manage to talk him into it anyway. And might think I’m trying to meddle. Parents of- ten have a hard decision to make in regard to their married children, Marye. Our advice to you is some- times construed as interference but I must risk it now to warn you against the dungers of this new freedom you're so proud of. What do you su that young Mr. Bartlett ti of you? In deed, you are right when you say I wouldn’t have called what you did romantic. It would have been bold in my day to lie to an officer and then let a man_ throw his arms around your shoulders in order to carry out the deception. I’m sure he m:=st have a wrong opinion of you, Marye, and I hope you will let him demonstrate the car to Alan in re, And aren’ will find out that you were not tell- ing t:2 truth? I think you'd bet- ter tell Alan what you did, Marye. OWt-I STARTED} “THAT Maced SusT FoR A LAUGH, ~ AN” IT's Turted tSTo TRAGEDY! WHY Sacop, You RUSH ME ~+0H DEAR,” I DIDAST DREAM tT WOULD EVER Come “To THis * ou afraic -he officer | the ‘| voiced, stout gal. oH AN ANALYSIS OF STOMACH DISORDERS ‘ Readers of this column who write to me for advice so often expect me! to diagnose their trouble by mail. I have repeatedl,.; written in these col- umns that such a diagnosis. by mail| cannot be as good as one made by, a physician who fs able to give the | patient a personal examination as well as to “cross-examine” him, ar through these means gain informa- tion about the patient which cannot be accomplished throurh correspond- ence. Ido believe, however, that many of my readers can help them- selves by a better understanding of| the symptoms of different disorders, as well as certain fundamentals of causes and possible cures. ! For the next few days f am go- ing to try to heln my readers to bt- ter understand the meaning of the symptoms which go with what is gencrally classed under the head- ing of “stomach troubles.” Some important poini . wich may be used by the vatient in a self-analysis of himself are as follows: Stomach Pains As far as the pationt is concerned, ! stomach pain usually means any! kind of a pa! . from the border of} the ribs down to the legs; any place in the abdomen which is that sec-| tion correctly called the belly. The|t stomach organ, itself, should be s uated mostly to the left of the abdo: men, and between the ribs and the navel. A pain in the pit of the stomach} may be du2 to inflammation at the opening of the stomach, or it may; be due to inflammation or conges- tion im the gall bladder which ex- tends from the right side under the ribs often up to as far as the pit of the stomach. If pain pe: ently comes in this region, a d' | ential diagnosis can sometimes be! ade by a patient by taking a tea-| spoonful of magnesia or baking soda in a glass of water. This will often {relieve a pain at the stomach en- trance, but seldom has any effect upon gall bladd-r symptoms. Other pains in the stomach itsclf occur from inflammation at lesser curvature or at tl exit, which is called the soda and water usu: relieve the pains in the stomach itself by re- c .ing the inflammation or tempor- arily counteracting an overacidity of the digestive fluids which may ex- ist. In a case of stomach ulcers even the soda and water sometimes cause pain, where milk may give re-| lief. In severe cases it’ is not pos-| sible to use any food or liquids without intense pain. The common forms of gastritis or stomach inflammation can be re- lieved at least temporarily by the drinking of large quantities of wa- of some alkali such as soda. Pains in the lower abdomen may really be pains from the stomach,| here may be trouble over it. You will if you're sincere about this fifty-fifty idea you're always talk- ing about. With deepest love, MOTHER. NEXT—Marye gets the ear, but— (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) ° te ee ey, | IN NEW YORK peso hats esti 20 ° New York, March 6.—The actor’s boarding house remains, year in and| year out, an institution as closely al- lied to a type of Broadway life as shooting galleries or freak museums of medicine shows. ' Nor has the appearance of the boarding house keeper lange much with the years. vy are dis- tinct types, seeming to have been modeled as definitely as Cruickshank drawings of Dickens’ characters. And the performery w o seek nar- bor in these places also seem pat- terned to stand the test of passing years without change. To ‘here places, most of which now extend the “tin horn” acts of the nation; the “small-time” acts, the people of clicap burlesque Swheel world, the out-of-date performers, down-at-the-heels, tic hams and the army of hopeless who never seem to raise above a mugesend dance act with a tent show. Yet, stason after season, some of their number ap- the Broadway belt and making.the rounds in search of a “better break.” Here vou will find those ‘iud- of the wife-hus- band teams, about Whom are writ- ten most the stage ly fic- tion. Life with then is a .cties of slap-stick arguments, jing over the doughnuts and coffee and end- ing over the prures and coffee, No- where, in or out of the theater, will you find such tenacity and loyalty as exist in these “team marria; Through fair weather and foul, in and out of adversity they haggle and jangle and rage—but the” stick! No one comes into closer touch with ad- ee: Which may explain every- Lg ‘ Every small town has seen such & pair—the " and wife, glowering from opposite sides of the small res- taurant table; eaiing the third-rate food, making rough remarks the while and crying to h-aven against the fate that finds them there.’ Yet ro one! The evening perform- ance of the tanktown theater finds them in front of a cheap drop, jug- line clubs from which the paint long since been wora, or ex- changing rasping-voiced tepartee. Some still cling to the trick cle routine or the ancient skating stunts. They seem to have achieved some miraculous capacity ir im- mobility, for it is impo s'bl to de- tect the geet oe A ered appearance or since the cays when I sat in the peanut gal- ry. vis 2 8-8 The “boarding house row,” which once stretched” HEALTH@DIET ADVICE Dr Frank McCoy __, Wtlts Noe Fast Hild. QUESTIONS IN REGARD TO HEALTH ¢ OIET Witt BE one ADDRESSED IN CARE OF { again. westward tuward the river. come| wh; the | ete, in Enove in” for the winter valiantly |® ‘TUESDAY, MAKUH 6, 1928 DE) to Seth as there are, so u.any cases of pro- * lapsed stomach, where the stom- ach has slipped down six or eight inches from its normal position. The stomach entrance stays in practic- | Dr. McCoy will gladly an’wer : personal questions on health and diet, addressed to him care of the Tribune. 5 Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. ally the same position, and the place of exit, at the pylorus, is generally only slightly lowered by the pro- lapsus. The stomach stretches down into a fishhook shape, and pains may arise from inflammation in the main bulk of the stomach, which is low down in the pelvis. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: Mrs. H. M. 8. writes: “Some time ago I sent in a question which did not appear, so will try I have a pain in the back of my neck, also in my -back almost continually. Am 49 years old and uite fles! Take a laxative every lay. Will you please tell me what causes this pain and how it can be cured?” Answer: The pain in your back and in the back of your neck is ed froth some trouble such as uterine ton- gestion, {yall tl uterus. or con- stipation, If you will take an ene- ma every day it will probably keev ou from having this ache ‘n your ack and in your neck. I have writ- ten special articles on the cause and cure of backaches which I wili be glad to send to you if you will send me your name and address the next time you write. I am receiving ore than a thousand letters a day from correspondents. Many sign only their initials expecting — their to be answered in the and Answer column. I would like to answer all of these ions but it would use up sev- ages of this paper and of course t is out of the question, I must select the most interesting questions which touch on many different sub- jects. aders take note: If you will al sign your name and ad- uu will always get an answer letter, but if only the in- are used I must answer your question in the paper, and there is cu a limited amount of space for is. Question: D. K. writes: “Please give me your opinion as to the value of iodized salt for cooking.” Answer: Idiozed salt should only be used under a physician’s pre- scription. It is unlikely that all members of the family need this ad- dition of iodine to their diet. h member of the family should consult his physician regarding the use of iodized salt just the Same as if he thought of taking iodine in any other form. Lessons.” Now still see a team @6 « ing out of the ‘ lay, but most of them move stead« ily west—each year closer and closer to the river! oe All is not roses for the keepers of these taverns! The legend that ham-and-eggers do not pay their bills is not a joke. For the most pee they really try to. But they aven’t the money or jobs and their promises are all based on future prospects. Scores of pretty young- sters, trying to crash the choruses, have “cuffed” their “reof and bed.” Recently these jhave chosen to’seek quarters in the Bronx belt or the early Eighties. Perhaps the rents are cheaper, a 0. Henry didn’t begin to tell the stories of hearthreak that . the old brownstones have hidden. Nor did he éntroduce one per cent of the hard visaged landlords who have let the rentals run up, month upon month, in hope that the next would bring forth an engagement. How true this is can be gathered from @ paragraph in the current BiHboard ‘ich begins: “One cockatoo and a cockatilla are being held by ——— to satisfy a judgment arainst Mrs. —— for $125 for board, shelter, GILBERT SWAN. (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Inc.) f BARBS 1 There are 25,000: motion picture theaters in the United States with seats for 11,000,000 people, says a Hollywood statistician. Yet the precious pair who must chatter with their movies have to pick out. the two just behind you. e AN Mrs. Bertrand Russell was not peraltan to speak in Madison, Wis. is reverses the usual >rocess of inviting anybody who pea vothing _ to say to say it ‘everywher Many a movie star is more to be pitied than censored. | ~ A picture in a newspater. the other the captic ing Spirits at Dry Conference.” It was just a group ot people. A teacher advertised in a New York paper, saying she must either get a husband or commit suicide. Just has to Kill somebody. A headline says “Motor Fails to le.” Who ever thought a motor would? (Copyright, 1928, NEA Service, Ine.) A TOUCHING TALB Sh seas you remember? - Wy we Rees Ry iy] oa ad coe Bate 7 ne to the point. Do yor bes ” "t dare ask you for it." ion, “Lead- - nw