The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 23, 1927, Page 4

- PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE 4 i i tion com- | {The Bismarck Tribune| spots, its fk.ct th Stventn ins Ask Dad_ He Knows a Northerner is to be nominated, to hold the convention in the South. Would a convention in the East aid in breaking the weakening G. O. P. grip on the east? Or should the party heed the advice of Horace Greeley and go West? These are but a few of the questions that enter into the selection of a place for the 1928 Democratic national convention. All will be answered before January 12, and to the satis- faction of a great majority. : Much depends upon where the convention is held, a fact imposing a great responsibility upon the convention committee, which should not per- mit non-essentials to argue it into an unwise Published the Bismarck Tribune Company, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at k as second class mai] matter. D. Mani President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable In Advanc Dally by carrier, per year ........... 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It would increase the volume of knowledge if a man knew at 25 what he thought he knew 4 Foreign Representatives ‘iv at 18. i i NI MPAN PabioKcO™ LOGAN PAYNE CO * pernoin ‘ower esge a ° ° "edie PAYNE, RURNS & SMITH | Editorial Comment EW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. d (Official State and County Newspaper) Morbid Curiosity 2 ‘ oo n (Jamestown Sun) . Health an Achievement There have been at least two legal actions on * Concerted efforts of public and_ private) the present calendar of the District Court being trealth agencies may postpone death for from a5 to 20 years, but this is not the same as as- ouring the lengthening of the maximum ot jheld by Judge Jansonius that, to say the least, have been “decidedly disagreeable.” They |have dealt with immorality, drinking, and reck- life. It means that more people will live t9/Jess living in various degrees. Snaturity or come to ripeness of age. h Several months ago that famous surgeon. wr. Charles H. Mayo, said man’s age had been ®engthened an average of 18 years from the six- It is rather surprising, in view of the nature of these cases, that the court room should be packed with persons at each session, many of them being of the so-called “gentler sex” and eenth century, when it was only 40; only five) under legal age. It would seem that these peo- jwears from that time to 1875 and 13 more in whe half century since then. It is now approx- “mately 58. | i | But if the goal is attained which medicai pnen and sanitarians say is reasonably within seach, that average will be raised to consider- Yoly above the scriptural maximum of 70. ple, many of whom are Well dressed and ap- ‘parently well educated, might find more profit- able employment than to be crowded into a district court room, listening eagerly for some bit of evidence of the mental, physical and moral frailty of their fellowmen. | One of our college professors often asserted Although the lengthening of the maximurn)“it is impossible to take a mud bath without bs not specifically promised, it is to be inferred ; slor if the average age is even to approach 70 ears, there must be an increasing number liv- eng on into the eighties, nineties and beyond. prhis state of general longevity is to be ™mchieved, however, only if preventable and cur- *\ble diseases are actually predented and cured, ‘4s demonstrations now going forward in the ial of certain diseases show to be pos- sible. Health centers, which some hope will soon gdot the cities and rural districts, will seek to : nake certain that diagnosis and treatment by ‘ompetent physicians will be within the reach ‘£ even the remotest farmer and the poorest deenement dweller. Such centers would aid amealth, not by the telling merely, but through fiteaching the daily practice of health habits. Methods of keeping health should be made ba contagious as disease itself. we pt Selecting The Site -*" Decision on a place for its national conven- foion next June will-be reached by the Demo- ', Tatic party on January 12. qtu For months the committee commissioned with 1 his important task has been studying the po- jdeitical situation and the relative merits as con- 2 ‘ention places of cities hopeful of playing host T o the Democratic national conclave. Conclu- ¢ ions arrived at will be reflected in selection of > convention city. e Picking a place for a national convention is gift a mere matter of choice and chance. 7. and women. : 8c Political unrest in the Middle West and South ¥ LETTER BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer an 2 die Sy: ‘i We » Der —The Hon. the Senate rules, but he has ™ iroposed to Dawes that the order business in the Senate be Lied ‘He suggested to Dawes, who t pre- over the Senate, that immedi after rayer each ; z a “A friend at Caraway recalled that ne: H all senators were receptive if not vited me to lu he reca! candidates. 1841 guess he didn’t take me seri- »” complains Caraway. mits that he doe: sertions of lughes on the flight, he said, -* Senator Henrik Shipstead of Min- ota seems to deserve some sort of ‘1 prise for originality. He's up for etion next year and may have fo was elected on w-Labor ticket out there and Farmer-Labor organization is d rather shaky. In effect, he n conducting an independent for he made nearly 150 every of Minnesota for this session. a set of canned him and be- that it probably way, I'd go. convinced. I looked at it I damages. Then my friends. rob-| friend explained to the b: without any homing pigeons and ; 42| without havi since 1920 while market |swim’ much water. I’ve men ioned Politi- geaal strategy begins there and not every aspiring ‘WASHINGTON value of 25 leading corporations had increased 70 per cent. he said, the total national payroll had dropped 30 per cent and so on. One feels instinctively that Ship- stead is an honest ing his visit to Hai “It was only a 90-mile Safer than an automobile. But he saw I wasn't He assured me of the safety over and over again. “When we got to the hangar he acked me to sign a paper and when agree that if I were killed the gov- ernment wouldn't be responsible for +. package ontc me and ! asked what. that was; they said it was a para- chute ad told me how to work it ‘if anything happened.’ if were ready to fly, a fellow came along with a coop ft” of homing pigeons and they explained to me that ‘if .nything happened’ I could * write a note and send it back to “After we were in the air, my attleship over the mountains and return by flying over the sea, I asked, ‘Will this thing on my back Bae. me ping He replied, ‘hy, men,| when you hit the wate "il ji have to start to swime caine oan go out in an auto- jobile without signin, Without wearing" any pared te, he was tossifig mon” around like so jgetting dirty,” and it will be just impossible for some of the boys and girls of high school land college age, who are attending these trials, to forget the things which they have heard in \the court room and manner and spirit in which these statements were received by the eager icrowd of sensation-seekers. It is highly desir- able that our youth be familiar with court pro- cedure, and especially with that of our local courts, but during sensational trials is not the best time for such study. | Capone as “Will-o’-the-Wisp.” (St. Paul Dispatch) “Scarface” Al Capone, flying from Chicago ,to Los Angeles, has been refused admittance to |the California city and now returning meets the same reception from Chicago police. Just how long he can play shuttle between the two cities remains to be seen. Perhaps he can find some spot between the two that will be less {exclusive and permit him to find rest for the sole of his foot. But at the present his plight revives mem- Wisp, the ignis fatuus of the bogs of Ireland. himself to the devil. Such was his ingenuity and the outrageous quality of his pranks, that being barred at the gate of heaven he appeared at the portals of the nether regions. There, too, he found the retl-hot doors closed against him. Since then Will has been wandering about, a soul without a-haven. Barred from the netherworld of Chicago and giity is equipped to entertain so large a body of | from the delights of Los Angeles, Capone might pick out his bog and equip himself with a searchlight, and become “Al-o’-the-Wisp.” the presence of hymns and church and ministerial in- tonations. Had the corpse of “Young” Griffo been able to stir in its silver coffin it would have felt strangely out of place and uncom- fortable, surroundings ee I know of no story that better il- lustrates those various. elements that go to make up Manhattan. All that is 1paudlin and sentimental, all that is gross and coarse, all that is ironic and bitter, all that is sym- pathetic and kind come and go through his story. As you may have heard befoxe “Young” Griffo was once a ring champion and a public idol. Then, as in later years, he was the vic- tim of over-indulgence. He went down and out from indulgence. He had squandered a healthy fortune and a lot of youthful energy. It wasn’t long befoce he was a “has been” and quite a serious drinker. One of his many benefactors in late years was a man with whom he had spent many a dollar in the “days when.” When. the man died the widow carried on and helped Griffo. Many p.ople helped Griffo —prominent, lway actors, for the most park, who would see him ing night after night in his fav- orite 42nd street place, just watch- ing the crowds g: pas “Young” Griffo was . literally killed by kindness, He had not worked in a 1 ag time and money came easy. He took no exercise and ind pe and puffier. Event- 'y is heart was affect Meanwhile, man when he ad: 't believe the as fer—or as safe Shipstead nsiderably dur- last spring. Por. au Prin inch in- with Admiral battleship Seattle,” and perfectly safe. I agreed was safe and, any- found it made me they started to tie Just’ as we -_¢ I remember stopping to talk with him for a Posed scl Sy ‘ight. le usual, with the irst Broadway lights and was sit- ting alone on the stage door steps. Now and then one.of his be-sweat- ered cronies would come out of the night cot talk ie him. No en a down-and-out “pug” would drift by and talk Cen the fight game. But roe ritfo had for- meee what the fight game was all that we would go jute, to be prepared to/| the: answer just a bit “T don’t know . . just watching just watching . . . It goes and it never stops, It’s always ofan ng nsios T Seo ine in, ' other | ing me ack I Core) know Seine: Whofewith a tabway efi The party ranks are confident the s of the Irish folklore tales of Will-o’-the |; Now and|' MOUTAHE OIP, WIC MOTE OBTANED WITHA TRADING STAMES ! RITZY GALUSES ~~ FOR. THE STERNER SEX~ | (SLEEVE -MOLDERS To MATCH!) SAINF aa SINNER [— Bares} Faith wore Nils’ green orchids to;shaded clectric candle or the side the Harrisons’ that night, wore them pinned upon the shoulder of her last year’s maize-colored chiffon evening dress and was preudly con- scious of the fact that Mrs. Harri- son looked upon them enviously as an evidence of Bob's still romantic love for his wife. “By George,” he I’m here, all right. You might wake he: laughed, as they were crossing the street to their Sapa dh i ae cut a tooth soon. Were you a’ own home at half past twelve, “I'll | t's have to buy you some orchids now to square my conscience. Had a g time didn’t we honey? Lord, but I was proud of you! Not a woman at the party could hold a candle to you for looks or brains.” < “You're sweet,” Faith whispered, squeezing his arm hard. “But, Bob, darling, all of them have such a married, settled-down-to-bridge-play- ing look about them. I wonder if they think the same about us. Do we look thoroughly married, dear?” “That's the thanks I get for flirt- ing outrageously with you all eve-| ning,” Bob grumbled. “I'll bet every woman in that bunch is read-| trying to lonesome, darling?” straying until “Awfully,” — Che te sce anybody.” 1 make u ing her husband ‘a curtain lecture] wholly honest pee tonight: ‘Why don’t you treat me|do, I know I’m going to be the lone- Will was a smart villain who, like Faust, sold |like Bob Hathaway treats Faith? | somest person in the world.” le acts as if he’s crazy about her, pays her compliments and doesn’t NEXT: trick, buys her orchids—’” “Qh, you're a model husband!” Faith Jaughed, her contralto voice rich with happiness. “Why, look ° Bob, the living room is dark! J thought—” But she caught herself in time.| His teacher had eer conflict ils. She had the intricacies of the between Cherry and not hinted that she and Rhoda had | > conspired wordlessly to bring Cherry | and Nils together that night, nor had she realized until that moment that her high spirits at the party had been partly due to the hope that Cherry and Rhoda’s brother Teach an_understanding. While Bob was bed Fgith tiptoed-through the silent | old ones.—Joubert. house, going first to Rhoda’s rpom where she found her “maid” sound asleep, a huge box of chocolates open on the little bedside table. Maybe Cherry and Nils were out driving, the baby entrusted to Phoda’s care—Faith turned the doorknob of her sister’s room noise- lessly and slipped into the dark f WELL. WELL, SO Your You KEW “THE MAJOR, Go I a BECAME INQUISITIVE! wwe HM-m-- THAT NOSE,~TD KNow IT ANY- PLACE,“ AFTER LIVING WITH (T FoR “THIRTY YEARS ! me AT LAST You HAVE A DOB, ~~ EVEN IF IT Is A SITTING ONE I WHAT A PHY “THE CHRISTMAS SEASON DOESNT take care of the baby—and I did. | eit! @ good deal this evening.” “Oh, I’m so sorry,” Faith whis- upon the edge of the bed, her they encountered | mame. Cherry’s tear-wet cheeks, hoda and Nils came in about half date n, They'd been e movies. Rhoda wanted me to come out, but|Without any. | | Td gone to bed. I—I didn’t want So her little scheme had flat, Faith reflected sadly. you tell old,, reliable Faith what's |Fabbit. troubling you, honey?” ‘ “Nothing,” Cherry began to sob suddenly, “except that I’ve just been . . i: Cherry’s activity. take her head off if she trumps his | (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) . se. e f Justajingle | $n He was the dumbest boy in school. She had not yet confided in Bob all'She used a ruler on him and It promptly made him smart. A Thought For the fashion of this world passeth away Lor, 7:31. would have had an opportunity to} Avoid singularity. There may of- ni ten be less vanity in following the ting ready for | new modes than in adhering to the |to reintroduce Tee Cream and Peanuts will be given to the good little boys! French senate passes budget by vote and girls:between 2 and 5 Sat-| of 271 to 17. urday afternoon by Santa! Campaign of $20,000,000 for Yale Claus at the A. W. Lucas Co,lendowment fund has passed goal, room. She was fumbling for the | Big Chrismas Store. HELANG SANTA CLAUS! ~~ ALVIN DUST CAME OUT AND “TOLD ME How WELL The New Jersey dentist who had to pay $11,500 for making a woman lisp was lucky. There are men who of the dressing table mirror when] would pay twice that much to make Cherry’s voice quavered humbly: “Don’t turn on the light, . Faith. @ woman listen. ane Health authorities are warning Is that if they don't put on more cried | Clothes their legs will be come frost- bitten. This advice probably will be given the cold shoulder, too. sis- Ce to| The barbers now call themselves fully |Chirotonsors. But talk about the She sat down] Weather we las¢ Christmas hands | Would sound as sweet Ly any other I told you I'd rup. She soe @ hes says he: is ‘not a candi- in any sense.” We know sev- eral who are candidates, however, ry confessed. i We are still patiently waiting for fallen | the story of the huntsman who 5! “Can't |at the new Ford, thinking it was a oe "A ecarcity of maple sugar ir re- in Vermont. Maybe the sap Hoeant® choose to, run, either. (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) 4 e Secretary Wilbur says he has no criticism of S-4 efforts but hopes they will be continued until last glimmer of hope for life aboard is gone. my mind to be decent, and if I Indictmnets for murder returned hee cd telaras At We apace Sony i jus at Columbians, charging them with killing girl speeder . » | Brooki: Institution, a research | and trainteg center in the human- istic sciences, founded at Washing- ton wit hmany noted educators on list of trustees. no heart. English house of bishops decides book measure in slightly revi from to church assembly, Premier Poncaire wins victory as announces at New York. OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern BAH! THis Isat A DOB laws HAR-R-RUME~ I AM RULER OF “THIS LEGENDARY DOMAIN, MADAM Famu~SO T ASK You KINDLY fi “To DEPART! «THERE | ARE MANY CHILDREN, . WANTING “To INTERVIEW fy “ ME # ww GOOD' DAY f= THE HEALTH CURE FRIDAY, DECEMBER 23, 1927 As the uses of water are better |ening effect. understood we find that this indis- pensable element can be used in so many ways in the maintenance of health and in overcoming conditions of disease! It is vitally important to furnish the body with a good supply of wa- ter to be used in the metabolistic the and extra amounts of impurities which need ‘to be et ete soot unusual men- or pl ical exertion. There iA ayers more danger in not using enot water than there is in the use of too'much! And it is best to do the water drinking be- tween meals when the sto is empty: as this doe: not inte: with digestion, and the stomach is not over-distended by the combina- tion of food and water. Those who are attempting to c themselves of any disease will do well to use two or three quart; of | water a day, even though they do not feel irsty for this-amount. The purest water obtainable should be used, and if any doubt exists as to the purity of the water, it is al- ways a sefe plan to use distilled wa- ter, which is entirely free from min- erals and bacterial microorganisms. In certain disorders where w-ter canhot be taken through the mouth, the system can be well supplied with sufficient water through the use of the Murphy-drip attachment, which can be used with any ordinary foun- tain syringe. This treatment is taken in much the same way as an erema except that the flow of wa- ter is controlled so that it enters the intestines drop by drop cnd is ab- scrbei through the intcytine walls. Again, distilled water i: the best to use for this p se, as it is ab- sorbed in about half the time re- quired for ordinary tap water. One of the best uses of water { r cleansing the body is t+~ nlain warm water enema. One aua.: is usually sufficient at a time, and such ene- mas should be used in ev-~~ case of acute or chronic disorder and their use continued until the patient has entirely recovered. ne Mvzh of the bodily elimination of impurities tekes place thzough the pores of the ‘skin. . Frequent shower or sponge baths keep the skin clean and the mouths of the pores open so as to encour- age more elimination! Every man, womar, and child should take at least two of these shower or sponge baths daily! If cool or cold water is several sho cr baths may be taken daily Processes, and for eliminating both | able—and, natural toxins QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Question: F. A. N. asks: you please tell me how I come faint C pain withowt berm ‘weak and in out ing sick, and unless I his down under a fan or apply wet cloths to my head I will faint, I listen to people telling of without having a 2 er oe Mes . Severe me \sick or faint, but slight, ‘able pains ways make me sick to the extent that I almost faint.” Answer: You may have some kind of heart trouble, or you may be oe aaa ved to ’ mental an ysical raining. courte, I cant tell. you Be covinigen td what is causing your ible a personal consultation and examina- tion. Question: Mrs. F. G. H. writes: “Will you please name the foods that are non-catarrh-producing? I may have chronic catarrh. If 60, can diet cure this trouble?” starchy Vegetables and the fi non-starchy ve; e without producing tarrhal mucus. mE is one free from starches, sugars, [and fats, but with a small g of protein and plenty of non: metables. Question: M. J. R. aske: “Ave sulphur and molasses for the and how blood? If so, how much should be taken?” Answer: The sulphur and mo- lasses treatment is no doubt effec- tive in remo’ some intestinal tox- emias, but a fruit fast is far su- se for accomplishing this ef- oa". ets not forget her flowers VER too late to send flowers... and distance is no bar- ~ rier. Wherever you are »- «wherever sheis...you can reach her within fewhourswith aChrist- - masbouquetof bright - Flowers by wire anywhere on short notice. -|-Oscar H. Will & Co. oe aS ,