The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 27, 1927, Page 4

AGE FOUR sThe Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper = THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER Published ismarck, N. ismarck as second class mail matter. eorge D. Mann..X........... es (Established 1873) the Bismarck Tribune Company, and entered at the postoffice at President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable In Advance ‘ally by carrier, per year .... taily by mail, vaily by mail, (in state outside Bismarck) .... dally by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) .. per year, outside of North Dakota Veekly by mail, in state, per year Veckly by mail, in state, three years for.. Veekly by mail, outside of North Dako! year .. ' M 1 .Iso reserved. e 1 t CHICAGO h Tower Bldg. rc o NEW YORK Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the ( se for republication of all news ‘dispatches credited to e : or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the ri ocal news of,spontancous origin published herein. All ights of republication of all other matter herein are G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY 1.00 250 + 1.50 Foreign Representatives licity agent. When II Duce raises hi Rome, it is heard around the world beca Italian gentleman has something to say. The years can only prove whether he’s right or not, but there’s this much—he’s in deadly earnest. The average American should take Mr. Mussolini a little more seriously. Loyalty, Football and Life The head coach of a college football team went on strike, refusing to touch finger to a pigskin, in protest. While the motives behind such a demonstra- | tion usually are pretty well mixed, loyalty cer- We secm ” tainly is not among the outstanding. ¢ |to see there a lack of the “die for old Siw spirit, as well as the absence of an inspiring leader who cou'd lead the men past the shoals of such a rebellion. 5 The petulance behind the strike idea here is |most apparent. This football team is sup- ‘posed to represent a school, not a coach. It is jas if a group of miners went on s they liked their pit boss even though the man- }agement of the mine had found him unfitted for the job. Football players are suppos DETROIT Kresge Bldg. | PAYNE, RURNS & SMITH Fifth Ave. Bldg. | 24 (Official City, State and County News er -, 300n, Often ij 0e mere’ 1 Jisappointed *! ticians. Pc constructive pr this state. t id is in cto Theodore if; look into the first started I led him to the president’s chair. It was characteristic of Roosevelt that he was one of the first to take up the cudgels ‘2 Vigorously for the navy. influence, the number of ships was increased Hq and national as a peace time instrument. Nowadays, we. think too little of the navy. , As Ccmmander Bradley points out in an inter- view in today’s issue, littl: attention is paid to ore of the phases of naval work in which North Dakota, as a great producer of export crops, should be interested. t marine. 1 ‘Fact Finding’ or Fault Findin; f° Public opinion on the controversy over the; Ini ‘Fact Finding” all fi 3 | id await the report of Governor Sorlie’s investi- Hs gation as well as the consideration of the leg- ke islature which is to be called in special session fault finding reports inspired by In the meantime, Governor Sorlie is o, attending strictly to his knitting. in In Minneapolis recently, before the Inter- 0 state Commerce Commission, he put in some | hn Wrenches into the machinery, but it takes a sense of duty and also a sense of obligation to all the people of the staie to fight the kind; of a battle for more favorable grain rates as| a step to better marketing conditions which ': Governor Sorlie is now conducting. More power to him in this controversy. Theodore Roosevelt and the Navy Today, North Dakota is paying its respects to the United States Navy. This is Navy and , Roosevelt Day, an occasion which calls for a Theodore Roosevelt can almost be called a # North Dakota product. born here, it was in the western part of this ‘ state that he regained his health and that he report must in all fairness | ‘act finding reports turn out to office seekers and lame duck poli-} work in behalf of the farmers of! It is easy to throw monkey | Roosevelt, its fellow-citizen, and past. Though he was not on that climb which eventually Largely through his attention was turned to the navy the game discipline if not n certainfy didn’t le: Jed to make their own rul loyalty to the alma mater, which here seems to mean nothing at all. It looks to us like a bad gesture. Deserving of Pr: Such a magazine as that the Northern Pa- cific railway is now pnblishing, calling atten- tion to the icultural opportunities and other northwest states, is decid i The last 1e of this magi west,” dv in detail on the advantages of Central N Dakota. Figures are given on the cheapn of land, the richness of the soil and how easy it is to till, the educational, so- cial and commercial advantages. Letters from farmers in the central section of the state, telling of their ? freely quoted and land-buying are listed. “The Northwest” must prove a potent foree in the development of this state. The North- ern Pacific has always been an enthusiastic supporter of anything which will benefit North Dakota, and in the publication of this magazine it is adding to the prestige of the state as well as of the cities along its line. Editorial Comment | Curbing Reckless Drivers (Barron, Wis., News-Shield) Wisconsin’s new: law requiring automobile drivers to have a license will have a great ef- fect in weeding reckless, incompetent and crim- inal automobile drivers off our highways. A driver’s license may be revoked, if he is con- victed of driving while intoxicated, or for con- viction on a charge of operating a motor ve- hicle in a manner showing negligence or reck- less disregard of human life. If he leaves the scene of accident after having injured any person without giving his name and address to the proper authorities, his license may be re- voked. He may also lose his license if he be- comes mentally or physically incompetent to operate a car. The auto is now a necessity to everyone who That is the merchant drives one, and every driver will think twice And in estimating the value of the|before taking chances, when he knows that he navy as a peace time force, its aid in insuring) runs the risk of having his driver’s license re- # that the merchant marine will function smooth- voked, that is, every sane driver will. The ly and without friction 4n intercourse witi}road hogs will not—it isn’t in them. In Cali- other countries should not be underestimated. | fornia 41 drivers had their licenses canceled in We have gone far since the days of Roose- velt. a ; best dressed + is picked up , Tied over the country. ; _ Talk aut an ambassador of goodwill! | Here is Paul Poiret, stealing our stuff from + under our very noses. |* ica, ostensibly to help us along with our styles, * yet our women are the best dressed in the * world. Paul |. minister, not merely as a dresser of window q dummies. American .women he finds the best dressed| ahd world even if flesh-colored hose he does » term an abomination. Too monotonous, my i ! A woman looks better in dark hose— black or dark blue. American women are the best dressed wom- en in the world, Paul says, even though they not wear their skirts properly. Skirts ould end five inches below the knee. he finds any skirts five inches below the ‘on any of the best dressed women in ericaa, Paul should have the Nobel prize for something or other. American women are the best dressed vom- en in the world, but Paul hasn’t come over here to buy something. He’s here to sell some- _ thing’ remotely connected with the name of Poiret, we suspect. His words, “American women are the best dressed women in the world,” sounds just fine. | in the _ do Re 5 the sentence for 4 _ Asked Gray-said he thought the Italian dictator “had Publicity agent.” Roy L. Gray is the failor in Fort, Madi zine as “the average American. Mr. Gary ay it is not the average American's rea! rely the cae a x valent og the same thing about P. T. : the he worded it, “American women are the best dressed women in the world, but—.” i, _ Welcome, anyhow, Paul, and if you can cover # up some of the knees we've seen lately, we hope you come over often. : _ Mussolini and Publicity news because But there is an apathetic attitude to- ward the military branches of the United States‘ that Roosevelt would never have countenanced. A little more of the Rooseveltian aggressive- ness and persistency is the need of today if ' this country is to maintain its rightful place in world circles, : Our Best Dressed Women Paul Poiret, the Parisian style impresario or what have you, arriving in America, sagely } remarks that the women of America are the women in the world. The remark by the press associations and car- He is coming to Amer- should have been sent to us as Well, However, perhaps would have been more accyrate his opinion of Mussolini, Roy, L. ison, Ia., chosen by a maga- kidding us. Duce. For, saying that Musso- good publicity agent is about two months for various offenses, and the re- sult is that automobile accidents are decreas- ing rapidly there. Saluting Ban Johnson as He Goes (Minneapolis Tribune) Let it be conceded that Ban Johnson was the “stormy petrel” of league baseball after Kene- saw Mountain Landis got into the sport as gen- eralissimo and field marshal. Let it be con- ceded that he was a man of iron will who liked to have his own way, and usually had it —until the one-time judge who has a will of his own began to do something in the way of earning his spacious salary. : This said, it remains to his eternal credit that the American people are deeply indebted to Ban Johnson for what baseball is today. He went into league leadership more than a quarter of a century ago determined to do what he could to make baseball deserve the respect of lovers of outdoor sport. He was against rowdyism. He was for straight, hon- estly contested playing. He enforced) discipline he saw to it that umpires were not to be brow,beaten or lightly considered by players. at Johnson preached, that he practiced, and he was gonsistent in the practice of it throughout his long career in the game. A man of less sincerity of purpose could not have held his job in the American league for 27 years, and particularly a man who, by his sheer forcefulness and determination, accumulated many enemies, Through stress and storm he stuck to his guns and held to his standards. He accepted courageously the challenge from the older league camp in the days when the American league was still an infant industry. He did not lower the flag of Johnson purpose then or at any time thereafter. Johnson did not preen himself as a moral purist, but he was dead against the making of ball fields a base of operations for gamblers. He wished the sport to be on such a level of de- cency and order that any man or woman, what- ever his or her scruples, might attend the games without a twinge of conscience. Um- pires of the league were chosen with regard to all factors of fitness, and spectators were given to understand that umpires were not to be maltreated or intimidated. , Such is the man who has laid down the reins by resignation. Such is the man who, still assured of the rightness of his policy, issues an admonishment that whoever succeeds him as president of the American league must also rule with an iron hand, under penalty of in- different success or even failure. Ban John- son went out of office with head unbowed. His conscience will continue to be his friend. He was a front-line shock-trooper whose serv- ice was never compromised by faltering or Ford, John D. Rockefeller or among men who break they do things. Publicity treat. He deserves tribute from the enemies he has made as well as from his friends. . Had it not been for the fight he made the junior league might have perished in its inf-nev. En- try and exit, Ban was the czar, but behind his imperious be Biles) devotion to a creed of which may well be proud the rest of his life, rike because | _——w : V WASHINGTON ¢ LETTER 4 BY RODNEY DUTCHER Washington, Oct. 27.—If you like that sort of thing, you can move to Washington and easily rub elbows with the great. Just the other day, for instance, a crowded street car nosed down Connecticut avenue bearing such figures as Senator Borah, former, Senator Pomerene, and your cor- respondent. ... Pomerene, doubt- less with his mind on his prosecu- tion of Fall and Sinclair in the latest oil trial, clung to the rail on the rear platform. Borah had grabbed a brass seat-handle amid-' ships. . . . Borah’ is the most prominent of local strap-hangers, al- though he prefers seat-handles as more stable. He walks from his home on Wyoming avenue over to the car line on* Connecticut and sometimes a bit further before boarding the car. Sometimes a friegd.of the sena- tor’s stops and takes \him into his autmobile—the senator is very dem- ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | These Boys May ocratic about it. If not, he boards a car marked Lincoln Park and rides down through the heart of the city and east until it stops at the Sen- ate office building. He never re- quires a transfer because he doesn’t have to change. Lowman on a Bus If one takes a bus down Sixteenth street in the morning he is likely some time to find himself seated alongside the Hon. Seymour Low-| man, assistant secretary of the treasury and titular rae of all pro- hibition enforcement, That is, if Mr. Lowman has been lucky enough to get a seat. If he went to the treasury a ‘ittle earlier he would be completely out of luck, for the bys is always crowded during the rush hour before it reaches Belmont street where Lowman swings aboard, Some of the best elbow-rubbing is to be had on the sidewalks, how- ever. If you time yourself, you can brush Vice President Dawes of a morning on Sixteenth street, hik- ing toward the capital pending the moment his motor car will come hud: along and pick him up. Or, if you) wait on the Connecticut avenue bridge you're likely to have to make, way for former President Taft him-! “ aK THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1927 ‘aken Old Rip | EY BAF | to you and if you doff your hat he'll probebly smile. . . . In fact, almost anyone here will speak to a person if he’s spoken to, Usual- ly he hasn’t the slightest idea whether he has met you or not, but he doesn’t want to slight anyone— especially if he’s a politician. Coolidge Guarded It's pretty hard to rub elbows with President Coolidge, of course, for if you try that a secret serv ice man is likely to interfere. Bu' if one has any luck, he can shake hands with the president on spe- cial occasions three or four times a year. All that’s necessary is to stand in line on New Year's Day for the annual handshaking, obtain @ pass to one of the noonday shak- ing sessions at the White House and get ticlets for a White House recep- tion or two. . . . Incidentally, it’s a more satisfying though rarer pleas- ure to shake hands with Mrs. Cool- idge. She grasps ones hand as if she meant it. Most of Washington agreed years ago that as to the Coolidge family’s capacity for being human, Mrs. Coolidge had 99 per cent of it. When Mrs. Jim Haley decided to open up the Tallyho Tavern, a tea room, Mrs. Coolidge announced that. she would be the first guest and she was. tive wife of the tall and handsome secret service man who was personal escort and guard to the First Lady for several years, Mrs. Coolidge Calls Recently, Mrs. Haley and Mrs. Ralph Pendexter renovated and “at- mosphered” an old place in the rear of a huge locust tree brought from Palestine a hundred and more years ago and replanted on Seventeenth street about a block north of the State, War and Navy building. Mrs. Haley and Mrs. Pendexter opened up with an eye to the “best trade.” Sure enough, the best of it came on the morning of the opening day,.in the erson of Mrs. Coolidge with a beautiful blue bow! filled with rose uds. . . . “She caught me in a filthy dress,” Mrs. Haley told a irl friend. “I was terribly em- arrassed.” But not for long. Mrs, Coolidge stayed half an hour. Mrs, Mrs. Haley is ti» attrac-|@ highly to ballyhoo the fact, but the word got around and business has been very good indeed. —————_—_—_—_———_—_-> | BARBS | ' ee A Chicago woman gave a beggar a dime and then discovered he was her husband. Moral: Don’t marry beggars, New York’s mayor has ordered the law enforced closing cabarets at 3 a.m. If a patron isn’t robbed America is a place where a man ‘an get along pretty well in the il business if he’s patriotic enough. Maine’s new cider law makes it a crime tv sell any apple-juice con- taining mo _— than one-half of one per cent of alcohol except to vinegar makers of record. Most of the peo- ple in Maine, though, are vinegar makers of record. Among other things we don’t care to be is a patient of the doctor who fooled u. about swimming the Brit- ish channel, They're erecting a monument to! Jesse James out in his home town. Some day along about 1990 you'll probably read about the unveiling! by that time he doesn't deserve to be.| of a memorial to a restling promoter, > Se elec eons | Old Masters | pierre The chambis is the beast to hunt: He's fleeter than the wind, And when the chamois is'in front The hunter is behind. The tyrolese make famous cheese And hunt the chamois o’er the chazz-ums; I'd ch ose the former, if you please, For precipices give me spazzums, The polar bear will make a rug Almost as white as snow; But if he gets you in his hug, He rarely lets you go. And y ‘lar ice looks very nice, With all the colors of a prissum: But, if you'll follow my advice, Stay home and learn your cate- chissum, —Arthur Quiller-Couch: Sage Counsel. From Claims against the state of Mas- sachusetts for damage to orchards caused by deer amounted to $15,000 self. If you greet him he will nod Haley valued her friendship too during the last year. [ouR BOARDING HOUSE’ — You LADS ARE RIGHT, EGAD! L WILL RESUME MYCAMPAIGN & YOR RE-ELECTION Yor SUSTICE \- OF THE PEACE!= tT ILL BEFITS “THE LOYALTY MY-PEOPLE HAVE I) ME “To WITHDRAW ATAIL-LIGHT, AK MY NAME, BECAUSE OF THAT, PETTY OPPOSITION SHOWA BY A CERTAIN PARTY fee Hum “TRUTH CRUSHED -1o EARTH SHALL Rise AGAIN fe VERILY!. A DUMMY out ge 4, OF You LIKE A MODEL CAN MAKE WE'LL Go “To ‘EXTREMES “To See “THAT You'Re ELECTED, A+“ EVEN “TO tH POUT OF | NOTING FoR MASOR ! <' HEALTH "DIET ADVICE 8! Dr Frank Mc . pike ye Jast Wap. > Kool IESTIONS 1 TH & DIET WILL BE ANSWERED ene er CAN ENCLOSE STAMPED AODRESSEO ENVELOPE FOR REPLY THE EXPECTANT MOTHER IS A CREATOR I am convinesd that the tempera- ment and intelligence of the child is formed sometime before birth from the mother’s own desires and long- ings. You expectant mothers have before you the grandest creative op- portunity to make for your child a beautiful body, born with a mind filled with the highest ideals and as- Pirations it is possible for you to gm imagine, because «fter all, when you} have trained your body to bring into the world a per- fect specimen of physical _ beauty, the emotion and | intellectual capa- city of that child depends entirely Ee sey your ow Bt visualization 0 Dr. McCoy what you most de- sire. In short, no matter what your shortcom:ngs may have been, if you can constantly picture in your own mind .. new life beautiful in all that life olds dear, that beauty of your desire will .nirror itself in the first happy, clean, intelligent look from those baby eyes. The reason that God made moth- ers is because He could not be every- where, and you will never be closer to Divinity than when you are creat- ing a new life. No amount of will power will bring this about, but only a sincere desire coming from your} deepest heart longings will make it possible for you to realize true frui- tion of perfect motherhood. If you really desire your child to be kind, you must learn to think kindly thoughts. If you desire your child to be just, think justly, your- self, If you wish your child to be good in every way, Icarn to live a good life—tolerant of others, and generous to the last degree, Elim- inate from your surroundings any- thing unlovely or petty, and your child will never become a_ social menace or a public charge. After birth much can be done to correct the harm caused during preg- nancy, to the mind of the child, but with all our educational systems and. houses of correction, society has found the problem a very difficult me. ‘ The tendencies to crime and dis- ease are engendered mostly in the mother’s womb, and anything which may be donc after birth is only in the nature of attempting to correct faults already deeply rooted. The future destiny of the child is decid- ed mostly before the time of birth takes nlace, as the mother’s heart is the child’s first schoolroom, As in the treatment of disease— a cure is often possible, but the greatest wisdom lies in studying and applying means of preventing dis- ease. Even so, the mother must un- derstand the great responsibility placed upon her by Divine Provid- ence in giving her the opportunity for shaping the mind and body of her child according to the best judg- |jment and desires of her creative in- telligence. Questions and Answers QUESTION: A reader writes: “Am reading your articles with much interest. In speaking of fast- ing, do you believe a person having mental work should do without ab- solute’. no food on these days, or should some liquid such as fruit juice be taken if one keeps at work?” ANSWER: I usually recommend a f-uit fast rather than a plain water fast. It seems to me that pa- tients eliminate better while taking the fruit juices. Of course, there is some stimulation from the fruit sugar which makes it easier for one to keep on with his work while taking the fast. QUESTION: M. K. writes: “When I eat a large amount of lettue it makes me sleepy. What is the cause of this?” ANSWER: Lettuce contains a cer- tain hypnotic agent called hyoscya- min, and when this vegetable is used in great quantities it does produce drowsiness to a certain degree which causes a slowing up of the digestive process, Those whose: digestive powers are not strong should use lettuce in small quantities, as these ill effects are not at all pronounced if lettuce is used in only moderate amounts, if QUESTION: Rose asks: “Will you kindly publish the symptoms of tape- worm and what to do?” ANSWER: Th-re are no definite symptoms of tapeworm which can be depended on. Sometimes the pa- tient loses weight, and has a feroci- ous appetite, but this is not always the case. If you suspect you have a tapeworm, I suggest that you go to your druggist and have him give you a tapeworm remedy. Then watch the stools, There are many different kinds of intestinal worms besides the tapeworm, and some of the others will produce trouble such as nervousness, rectal itching, nau- sea, ete. SAINE =! SINNER While Bob lay breathing decp and regular, Faith lay with wide, tragic eyes staring into the dark. And she knew that she would have been almost willing to exchange her hope for a spiritual sleeping, _ his heaven for the. power to drop into the oblivion which so obviously had swallowed up her husband and any pain and grief and joy that he had experienced that memorable night. And as she lay in the dark, re- sentful, subconsciously, of that even, deep breathing of the man she loved too passionately for her own peace of mind, she could not sustain her role of utter humility. She knew now that her vehemence had been dictated by her supreme need to be- lieve that she was wholly in the wrong, for if she were, then she could believe that Bob loved her as much, in a different, man-like way, as she loved him. And now in the dark her hard- won comfort fell from her, like a cloak dragged by brutal hands, leaving her heart naked and cold, almost as desolate as it had been while she waited for Bob to return. She could no longer refuse to face the truth; he had not told her that he did not love Cherry. He had merely accused her of “foolishness,” of torturing herself with sadistic imaginings. Of course that was in- direct assurance, but he had not giv- en her the surest of comfort—the flat statement in so many words, that he had never loved Cherry as he loved her; that his infatuation for her was completely dead. No, he had said none of these things, she reminded herself bit- terly. And again that ghastly pic- ture, which she had tried to erase from her mind by the vehemence of her own abasement, sprang out in the dark, like a moving picture projected upon a screen. Again she saw that sudden, hungry, bru- tal kiss to which Cherry had chal- lenged him, goaded him to only God knew what desperation by her con- flicting love for Bruce Patton and her brother-in-law and her jealousy of the sister who had never before triumphed over her in a competition for love. His kiss for his wife, she told herself sickly, had been such a weak, feeble thing in comparison. _ Why had he come back to quarrel violently with her his wife? In an effort to divert, her from the very issue which she had forced at last? Had the quarrel been pre- meditated, meant for a queer, per- verted sort of kindness—to spare her? Perhaps—and she clenched her hands and beat her breast with them—he had worked it all out painfully, knowing his guilt, know- ing her nature, the inevitableness of her self-abasement if he accused her at the right time. Perhaps he had said to himself, “Faith must be spared at all costs, even if I have to lie to her. Faith is good. She loves me, I must not hurt her. I must go on and on, no matter if Cherry has realized that she loves me and that I love her. We shall not hurt Faith, no matter how much we hurt ourselves. It is our mis- take, our tragedy, not Faith’s.” She knew, sub-consciously, that she was doing the very thing that Bob had accused her of—tormenting herself and.getting.a sort of mor- bid pleasure out of it—but she could not help it, NEXT: And what of Cherry? (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) Interesting Meeting . of P. T. A. Is Held in | Boyd School District The Parent-Teacher association of the Boyd district held the second meeting of season at Boyd School No. 1 with a short program "Yate uplis of school No, 1 present- e “No. 1 presen’ eda Eamatization of “Little Red Riding Hood,” while the pupils of school No, 2 gave a clever dialog. Mrs. 0. Dot ig‘ president of the association in this district. Other officers are: . C. D. King, vice The folloyring lunch e fo! junel ‘was appointed "for the ; O. Dorman. E. Snyder, ing. The next. rakefing: will be held Nov. 18 at Boyd school No. 2. An invitation is extended to members and friends of the Parent-Teacher association from outside the Boyd president; Mrs. R. Bo: and treasurer. committee district. Rs er a | f Justajingle | ad He put on sone roller skates, And started to race, And then the bloomin’ sidewalk up And slapped him in the face, During teachers’ convention week special prices on our en- tire stock of Coats, Dresses and Millinery at the Sarah -|Gold Shop.’ Style without ex- travagance. 312 Main Ave. Phone 566. ight, there ie only” fA Thought For: very man wn pardeaSGnistons oy ee en \ see Much misconstruction and bitter- ness are spared to him who thinks naturally upon what he owes to othcrs rather than what he ought to expect from them.—Madame Guizot. why, the moon- shadow, has never ex Sciente whan two. walk v4) “ |