The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 26, 1927, Page 2

PAGE TWO ‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Bismarck Tribune |7iy,"ve done so, but th An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ‘Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company,| made in Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at| be practicable, though they may not be remem- Bismarck as second class mail matter. George D. Mann. Subscription Rates ble In Advance ‘eth bered, the man himself should live in hist ident and Publish ? sel live in history vidal dai —--|for the amiable qualities, the steadfastness of e practicability faded when exposed to the strong rays of interna- tional diplomacy and codes of ethics. Dr. Levermore was a thorough gentleman and a scholar of note. His proposals were 1 sincerity and, though they may not purpose which characterized his life and work. ane le Maite yoann 7-39| His faith in the essential integrity of mankind, y Daily by mail, per year, {though it may have been too great, at least ye. (Hees & THE EXPECTANT MOTHER | nately—keeping the knees stiff and (in state outside Bismarck) 5 5.00/ had the merit of being borne up by a sincerity Yi’ ey, / MUST EXERCISE toes pointed downward. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota 6.00' found but rarely these days. | ps /) The proper amount and appropri-} 4. Raise and lower both legs to4 Weekly by m r yea 1.00/ od —_——— \ q ate kind of physical exercise is es-| gether—keeping knees stiff and toes Weekly by m + 2.50] ‘Ho: Sweet Home’ H . 4 i : ( sential during gestation in order to| pointed downward. : Weekly by In London, 104 years ago, the opera, “The — y circulate sufficient blood through the} 5. Raise right leg to right angle year... 1.50) Maid of Milan.” was su nd a classic svi M4 fetus as it develops, and also to] with body, keeping the toes Nettie Member Audit Bureau o lis Milan, Was sung and a Classic given J \ z develop the muscles of the mother.| downward—then change position of in pha {to the world. That was “Home, Sweet Home, The same sort of exercises accom-| right and left legs vigorously, with- Member of The Associated Press |and it never will perish. r plish both purposes and if started] out allowing the heels to touch the The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK - | - - Fifth Ave, Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Welcome to the Educators ismarck takes pleasure in welcoming mem- bers of the North Dakota Education association to this city for their annual convention. y Bism has alw had a reputation for hospitality and it intends to maintain that reputation during the y of the educators here by making the as pleasant as pos- sible. The city is especially proud ts choice as the N. D. FE. A. convention city because it marks the second time within recent years that the meetings have been held here. On th former occasion, every effort was made to in sure a pleasant time for the educators, and now, with better facilities for taking care of the large attendance, Bismarck intends to make the 1927 convention stand out as one of the best ever held by the association. ae The North Dakota Education association, working in cooperation with the state depart- ment of public inst ion, hi done much to place education in this state on the high plane it now occupies. It may be expected that this year, as in the 7 new projects to better teaching conditions and to make use of the most effective methods of instruction, will be worked out. The school, the home and the church are the three great i uments for the development of youth. It is to the credit of the teachers that they have so effectively done their part in as- suring America a younger generation worthy of carrying on to completion the great projects now under way. So this city esteems it a high honor to be host to the Education association. Bismarck citizens are willing to cooperate in any man- ner possible to insure the success of the con- vention. They want the association members to feel that they take a very sincere pleasure in welcoming them here. Lindbergh and Tomorrow’s News ‘ Now that Colonel Lindbergh has finished his tour of the United States, news again is begin- ning to trickle through about his doings. It was not so long ago, as time goes, that Lindbergh monopolized the front page. of late, stories about him have been brief, and sometimes days have passed without any men- tion whatever of what he has done. While it must be admitted that, from the standpoint of what newspapermen call “today’s news,” Lindbergh has done little to justify voluminous articles during the Jast few weeks, yet it is true that Lindbergh, on his national trip, did more to advance the cause of aviation in this country than he did by crossing the Atlantic. By the very nature of his deed, Lindbergh was given an opportunity which many desire—that of expounding his views on aviation to an unusually attentive audience. The pleasant thing about it all is that Lind- bergh’s views were so sane, so intelligent, that they have been enthusiastically taken up by the American people. To the citizens of this country who wished to learn the fundamental rules which must govern aviation, Lindbergh’s speeches gave valuable information. No other man in modern times has given this country such workable plans for development of avia- tion, particularly air mail and express lines, as has Lindbergh. So, despite the fact that Lindbergh’s goings and comings in this country have not provided much of “today’s news,” they are likely to provide “tomorrow’s news.” The tour of Colonel Lindbergh is of inestimable value and the inspiration it has given countless people, as well as the incentive to advance aviation in this country, must make i. stand out as one of the most important events of the year 1927, \ \. His Faith Was Too Great The death of Dr. Charles H. Levermore, win- ner of the Bok peace prize, affords an oppor- tunjty for cogitation on the events which led up'to the sudden bursting into fame of this mild-mannered man and his just as sudden re- turn to obscurity. When Dr. Levermore won the peace prize, there was much excitement over the fact that, at last, the long-sought solution to the prob- lem of war was found. After a few months, when congress made no attempt to put Dr. Levermore’s principles into action and the people had a chance to think over the doctor’s proposal, the excitement died down and Dr. Levermore retired into the background with his fifty thousand dollars. How amusing the proposals which carried off the prize read now, three years after their announcement! First of all, there was the suggestion that the United States join the world court. Second, that without officially Joining the league of nations this country should use the machinery of the league as an instrument of mutual counsel, assuming no ob- ligation to interfere with political questions of policy or internal administration of foreign —. ane, ae ees law be re- vi with a view to in time providing a broad apd recognized code for the maintenance of international justice and defining the social ivete w! mar! : life. He oe bare, Dat te and the Bok award é Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | | mm : world a new life if nice Srotinn who aan fol- | i i 2 : eC he is to expect| lowed these directions carefully. | Editorial Co ent | . | f saitind this ow being to Questions and Answers | Now we hear that the home of John Howard . i f od conception, no} floor. Try to breathe naturally dur- Fecetgi tea , pepe a plas’ g S L . It that too much | ing this exercise. | Payne, its author n Easthampton, La 4., to )\ /, y . will“be taken so as to be dangerous besides these exercises, long be preserved. Taxpayers of the village voted . \ Y D> or liable to bring on miscarriage. walks should be taken each yes on a $60,000 expenditure to save the house You are do day, gradually increasing the walks }and make it a museum for mementoes of Payne e Y é Mae less quite famiilar| until from five to ten miles and other American antiquities of that region. : with the methods| daily are taken, up to the very day No one remembers the opera in which the, ‘ : . fi : ee, used by weilnge Sl Cee ATaGatalne Bowe wie song was introduced. The song, expressing Nw) S ¥ 4 te In much| 80 great in the muscles used that the old but constant sentiment, goes on and on. It, Ow ithe same manner] Periodic pains will seem more like lis fitting that its author be honored as the| ‘ | must the prospec-| muscular contractions with not nec- -| essarily any pain at all. It may ad eerie she seem hard to believe this, but I Bun ing into the| have seen hundreds go through this man who best expressed it. | | | be superior to the ordinary “also} QUESTION: C, B. asks: “What Governor Sorlie Fights Back rans.” is a good diet for an anemic per- | ra i lig. No excess fat should be allowed to ;. For months Sern bees oe buzzed with | 0 = Soci bed pretest bees Md mae Be caren fannie it a aia a | ) _ ere wi a corres! ingly large | remember is that an ai len: | charges and countercharges centering around x ) amount on the baby and this will] must not be stuffed with an excess | the management of the state mill and elevator interfere with normal development] of food. At the start of treatment at Grand For Two investigations of the} Z of the fetus and also make the birth| a fruit diet will do more than any more painful and dangerous to both| other diet to bring the blood back the mother and child. to normal. After the fruit diet, all ‘project, one by a sta {the other by an auditing concern, are alleged | tds Fi . Besides the need for a general] meals should be carefully balanced, to reveal that the mill lost sums of money run- : i body-building regime, it is also of| using a reasonable amount of all the ning into the thousands of dollars by deals with ae t 3 the most vital importance that the! different food substances. As soon | firms that had purchased flour below the North} A axis Rae birth should be easy and natural.|as the toxemia which produces |Da 8a ice, ¢ i 7 5 SS s The baby is born by the process of| anemia is thrown out of the sys- I REA price, and mill feed below the lo “ é the mother’s muscles ex! polling the| tem, the body will be able to get the ul market. It was also charged that the mill child—gradually forcing it out with] benefit of any good food. {had purchased grain from a Minneapolis firm a definite muscular effort. The ease) QUESTION: M. P. writes: “My at prices above the market price. In fact, all! v and naturalness of this exertion! meals are mostly milk and fruit, or ‘sorts of peculiar deals are alleged to have been |resorted to to keep the mill going, while out- luncheon daily at the Carlton hotel, | depend upon the strength of the . Piet and vegetable. I am afraid side of this is the admitted fact that the insti- serves tea and sandwiches in the | muscles of the alulomen, back, and lo not get enough starch. Does patio of the Chamber of Commerce | buttocks. the body require a definite amount \ | % : es f Where instruments ever seem starch, and will I suffe Co |tution has been a losing proposition from the led every afternoon and in| essary it is because there is. 1 out ‘of ‘the small quantity Ttake beginning, and has cost the taxpayers several other ways helps to make life more| sufficient strength on the mother's| in?” hundred thousand dol And because it has Pleasant and inexpensive. part to perform the function nor-| ANSWER: I do not believe it is been one of Gov 7 "s favorite projects BY RODNEY DUTCHER ling grafters so stupid as to get|, Their condition is in marked con-| mally. This rocedure is an emer-| necessary to use any highly starchy Seen Aled cinta Sk = ; vice Wri ‘ fi . ‘ trast to that of the Italian debt/ gency which si how little the ex-| food: all in the diet. Of course, Bocn targclhisin the popclan Tina eho gun | Westngton 0: £13 Woat-|iu set gaa ee teaser te OSE, Sel le a i eae See s : a el]. S 1s vt. ere i af be member was allot put or is impot formance ant ound in non-starc! ver es. ernor has been getting most of the blame. ington woodpiles harbor Senegam- | are ae enough to get away beh $10 a day to cover all expenses and| if after bei ‘these instructions! Carnivorous animals pa along very But Governor Sorlie is a bold and resource-[P os case of th hibiti it. Hon a Bea te ne can er ‘e | they were forced to engage in enter-| she fails to follow the simple rules| well without starch and sugar, and funeliGs ‘Kaos 2 Take the case of the prohibition | more than a dumb grafter any day./taining and other costly activities| laid down, she has only herself to| under certain forced circumstances ul politician. opting the theory that there] enforcement service, Millions of} Assistant Secretary Lowman, how-| that before long nearly every one of | blame for injuries to herself or child,| men have lived for years under prac- are times when the best defense is attack, he|persons are sleeping peacefully to-|ever, says that the grafters are be-/them was anxious to start back to| and is not fit to assume the sacred tically an exclusive meat diet. Don’t as dec 1 to “0 » iss » calli % confident that en-|ing chased out in droves and if pos-| Italy. lexinlatur ‘aleth Aes re—and & Hostile! of politics by putting the adminis-|men the situation should improve. |: develo) t of the abdominal mu ig QUESTION: CHK ite legislature at that. As at present constituted |trators, inspectors and agents under dials | BARBS ’ Ne the “anGnacape : Q' a IR Eells the Independents, or anti-Sorlie faction, con-|civi Speaking of prohibition, here’s the cles are Farle Oth coh ‘We read and appreciate your artie trol the house by seven votes and the senate x ena, latest alibi, for border rum-runners. i Siamese Sheetal any on physi pean ilbgcen ne det ten is oy ve SIS Of ur wi i ii iT . oS press a by one, q put everything on a ba: pure|A man and a woman were caught] Pedestrians seem to be increasing Lying on Back Some of the doctors tell us it can- : . a merit and weed out all the grafters| with an automobile in Montana near |; a; " The governor's alibi or what he expects to]who held their jobs by politics|thc Canadian line, driving an auto- these days by leaps and bounds. 1. Hands extended over head.| not be cured, Would appreciate gain is not clear yet, because he is keeping his|alone? ‘ mobile more or less loaded wtih liq-]_ The population of Chicago has| Raise upper Nepean! vce knees} your advice on sam plans to himself, but an inkling cf what it|, Somehow, it seemed too good to/uor, Placcd on trial at Great| increased a million in the last seven stiff—touch the legs as far towards} ANSWER: 5 due might he is disclosed by the fact that the state] be ttue-. And so, apparently, it was. | Falls they advanced the defense that years Chicago statistician figures. | the feet as possible with the finger-| either to hardening of the arteries indtistntalscammilsion; nominalin dae ek C)The civil service does its part—it|they had become lost in the dark and|We wish he would tell us what the| tips _. or arterial tension, and most cases Sty yal ssion, ly in charge Of] weeds out the obvious imbeciles and|had wandered over into Montana by| increase might have been if the ma-| _2-. Raise knees alternately to| can be cured by diet alone. If you the mill, is made up of two Independents and|the known criminals from the appli-| mistake. They said they supposed|chine gun never had been invented.| chest and return. Raise knees to-| will send your name and address I one Nonpartisan. The Independents see a de-|cants. Then it presents a list of |they were on Canadian soil until se gether to chest and return. will be glad to forward additional ‘ termined effort to shift the responsibility for eligibles consisting of those who/their arrest. Mussolini declares against Raise and lower legs alter-| information on this subject. the fiasco in state ownership on them, but th have passed the examinations. There] Whether their story was proved| speeches of all kinds. Mussolini’s eae sees ow p » DL €y|are always more eligibles than jobs|true, whether they were acquitted] utterances apparently are speeches]. also have many alibis, as the last legislature|—when the jobs are sought after as|because it was such a good one or|to end speeches. ave the governor a practica’ ree hand jin|enforcement jobs are. So the eligi-| whether they went to the hoosegow see gi th Pp ically f: in| enf it. job: the eli hether th t to the hi Yi RARBG BURARnRE » Is can J a ii lex’ ‘| ie any event, the session is certain to be alover any number of other cligibles|to hear captains of rum ships com- they're running. for chief oean ively one. The governor is a fighter of abil-|no matter how much more brilliant-| plain that the compass fell over-|or executor, — HARIN A A tNE Probably Bob recognized the! humbly for his face. He caught ity and is faced by an influential and deter-|!y they may have come through the see) and that they assumed they eee Fy ; in them, held them in a grip that made i acti rey ae : sat sta {exams. in the Straits of ‘i janger signal of hysteria her » 4 mined faction that will use every means at its one vere ae ites st alts se Mawelan hes: A Chicago judge ruled a girl 19 voice for when his voice came again her cry out gaspingly in sweet command to bring out the facts. The way to get a government job| tured them within the 12-mile limit. rat's malls ihecoma er oe oe * still is to vote right, pass the civil gins, judge. her fingers lingered, startled, upon —that disembodied, dreadful voice,| "Why, darling!” she gasped, as | The Fiction of the Average Man service examination and stand in| Unofficial reports from the inter- ee yaa ‘ (linneapolis ‘oibase) with gue congressman or local po-|national radio-telegraph conference| One thing they forgot to ack of {ne man tovil vee ef the darknees| toot “Oh, Bob: beloved! Tve made What is an average man? Nearly every-|postmaster, for instance, and have|ing 50 nations, regret their lack of of what the new Ford ie pole deaelle— Je wan: cwueten, loge: Remaiie | gon-cty! You ourhe (2 ett ae: harged sarcasm, but still cold| Bob, to teach me some sense! Poor ae Th : Bob! Darling Bob!” And she raised cae eacaiate! eee Olea bal cree Wes ond eee *, ite} in} coul over Si ustajingle | my face that ™ i wet eyes with passionate tenderness. | body uses the term on occasions. He has some| More drag pe uanyict your rivals foresight in failing to bring. along |be like. mationiotw a 8 @ examination, | enough private months of their stay f what he means by it, and so do others you can probably get your congress-| here. Apparently most of them had when he uses it; and yet nobody can define the| man to ur: inati iti a i ‘ ‘ge a re-examination on the | heard that prohibition here wa: = average man or identify him as such for the| ground that the eligibles aren't sat- | existent al ed that "the ° ver: reas isn’ isfactory. Uni “Funny, sweet Faith!” he jibed | thi a reason that there isn’t any such Having flunked one examination, Niereen | scerarient poy ao i wha ek ee ‘And, Tig ving) at her Cg gg isnt * ff If we add the weights of 100 men and divide| Zmmt the so-exsonation will belike Unosbentasloialy.. Naw aany.obithe ase” auench the, tamilly's lest, You've reminded me of it| about her happiness! Can't trust aay the sum by 100, we have the average weight|and if you can pass it embassies or legations of their coun- The sat’ had" been” Ca since hel pannel, Y ° : of this particular group of men. If we add areeg MOnY. about the ve or six| tries with their tongues hanging out Di georgette dear ail t | Oe heights of 100 men and divide the sum by] marks. If you (atl enahera other frente Pa ae on such | > ‘voice. ance, now that the abjectness of her 4” 11) 0, we have the average height of the group.| amination you might as well try for| One observer: suggests that the self-abasement was passing. There are other physical things about men|® job with the city or get yourself| conference is likely to drag on in- t “Of course, silly!” he laughed that can be averaged, but when we speak or-| “lected to the state legislature. definitely, however, because the dele-| The night cometh, when no man as he held her close. “And you were just jealous of Bruce Patton?” she went on relent- lessly, unable to leave the subject. , “Damnably jealous!” he laughed again, but it seemed to her that he held her less tightly. “Then Be pod Kies ‘er lke you used she pleaded almost wildly, “Kiss me until I forget. else in the world but dinarily, of the avceage quaniae loner Hacd Most of the incumbent prohibi-| gates are so well treated otherwise.| can work.—John ix: woleht or height or other such things in mind. tnd many of “Them pulled through, pat bag ea Our pS In_ night ‘a ticket sit and - ve in mind i : *, initi e pro ion enforcement servic y labored tive, scale d a ae pan ae an not be such a paradise for be hile, rn ea yl ae Peelf by res apes eo results in dollars accumulated, m ivi tastes, degree of general clini cai the aie here is no way to pool these things as to 100 men, divide them by 100, and get an an- swer that means anything. The average man in respect of moral, mental and spiritual re- sources does not exist, and because he does not exist he will never be found, no matter how in- genious the contrivance to find, isolate, tag and identify him. That Iowa man who has been picked as an average American is wondering how he came to be singled for the role. He does not know and nobody will ever be able to tell him, al. though the process is supposed to have been explained. Some other man, quite unlike him, might just as well have been made the nomi- nee. There must have been hundreds in Fort Madison, Iowa, the home of the man on whom the arbitrary distinction has been conferred. Now that we have a nominee, what are we going to do about it? Does the selection add materially to the sum total of useful knowl. edge? Does the man in this case afford a point of departure for scientific research? Is it easier to pick another average man because this man’s hat has been thrown into the ring by somebody else? We Wot not, There probably is an average man worth knowing about, but such a man would be nameless. The insurance companies might be able to give many important particulars about him, but they could not point him out embodied entity. He would be an imagined composite, and the average would be on ye of physical characteristics in their relation to 2 oy ee abit, mode of life, heredity and other such \ S matters entering in to make human life in the i \ ; c ‘e ae mass what it is. Presently the lowa man will j S thout go back to his home and tesume business at : ys. : ae - the old modest stand—unless somebody finds Ne . commercial]: bilities in him and he consents , : r i to be commercialized. Otherwise sverybody : ~ : except the people of Fort Madison wi have f in’a few weeks who was elected “the average man,” and why. i i i i OUR BOARDING HOUSE at rT $E V+ WHERE'S ALLTHis HooPLE } FIGHTING SPIRIT AN'DETERMMATION NV N YOURE ALWAYS BASS-HORNIAG ABOUT 2 ~~ FIRST You'RE GonNA RUN ¥oR SUSTICE OF “TH” PEACE,~ LAN’ “THEA You Go W“TH' SHELL 7 WHEN “TH” Women's CLUB OPPOSES You, AN’ FRAME UP A WAX DUMMY “lo RUA” AGAINST Nou, ———"THEN ~~ NV made up after an WITH KING ARTHUR fue) weer HA nr Wh f us—pronto! You eS ee faye dating Lard, ie a ARMOR, CLANKING IM RETREAT, NEXT: Back into the treadmill of doubt and jenieeer, (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) town in The small Arizona is Total Wreck. ~ > a