The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 14, 1927, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper some whiskered philosopher, remarking abou Hid ets killed Abel, foresaw the end of fam- i | 5 ily relations in a very short time. In every ae Anh land there comes a time when properly sung ET cpanel ind obsequies must be held for the dear old family Published by the Bismarck Tribune’ Company, It has died so often. enoaee N. D., ‘and entered at the postoffice at} The family outlived Roman grandeur and Gears D. Maen class mail matter. | s puntisher| Roman disaster. It has come through the ———————— ages from the first as a human institution that Subscription Rates Payable In Advance shall prevail. We are just sanguine enough to pe by Bart per year ... ic :-4720/ believe that there will be a few families left ninco clinging stubbornly together after the current (in state outside Bismarck) ....++s. theatrical season has taken its place in history, Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota . | famous or infamous. 100| .We feel hat there always will be women .50| Who like to knit. That there will be men whose socks need attention long ofter the first air- plane has circled Mars, we feel not the slight- est doubt. Perhaps famliy life will die when the last man and last woman look one another in the eye and say: “You won’t do.” But even then we can’t be sure. , Weekly by mail, in state, per year .... Weekly by mail, in state, three years fc Weekly by mail, outside of year 1.50 Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use tor republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this Hele and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All tights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. A Throne For Lindbergh The city of Abilene, Texas, greeted Col. Lind- bergh the other day with a vengeance. There had been prepared for him a specially built Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ICAG DETROIT | throne, mounted on an automobile. The dis- our Bldg. E Bldg. | patch didn’t say anything about a scepter, like 4 PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH } Neptune’s, but the throne is enough for us. 2 Pita ied ee Fifth Ave. Bldg} Lindbergh is wise, but he didn’t even have (Off State and County Newspaper) to be that to refuse to sit on such a roost. “I —j|don’t go much for these thrones,” he confided to Mrs. Dan Moody, wife of the%fexas gover- nor, so the throne was removed. Thrones are fine things for winners of beau- ty contests, and as seats where the waning monarchs of this world may perch for the curi- ous to look upon. But thrones? We seriously doubt that Abilene could even get a candidate for congress to sit on one of them. Sacking College Students Dean Christian Gauss of Princeton thinks one-sixth of the college population should be sacked. Writing in the current issue of a pop- ular magazine, he declares that a good college course costs the student’s parents and the col- lege endowment fund from $8,000 to $10,002. His suggestion is that some of this money be saved by putting certain students to work. As Dean Gauss points out, many parents send boys to school who either have no inter- est in their studies or else go for nothing more than a glorified vacation. It is a perplexing problem, this one of select- ing college students. Some universities em- ploy psychological tests,to weed out the und»- sirables. One state university gives these tests, but does not forbid admissio#&. What it does do is to write parents of children whose mentality is not sufficiently high to allow then to go through school successfully, pointing out * this fact to them. If they choose to come to school, well and good, but they are quickly weeded out at the quarterly examinations, Other schools are making an attempt to solve the problem by segregating their students ac- cording to mental ability and giving each group different studies, adaptable to their capacity. A third method is to organize junior colleges at strategic points for those who want to go to college, but yet have no particular desire of obtaining a degree. Those who attend are taught the university subjects, but unless they Advance Beyond John Bunyan (St. Paul Dispatch). The Baptist church of North Dakota in an- nual convention at Bismarck, has adopted res- qlutions condemning “anything that tends to create a military spirit among the youth of America.” Thus they advance beyond John Bunyan, the great Baptist, who served under Cromwell. Many of them have possibly never read Bunyan’s “Holy War,” or the “Siege of Mansoul,” with its military allegory, and they may have overlooked in his “Grace Abound- ing,” which is practically his autobiography, the story of his military career. It was at the age of 17 that he entered the army, and his youthful experience served rather to equip him than hinder him for the great religious work he afterwards accomplished. Without that military spirit John Bunyan would never have survived the antagonists he was galled upon to fight. There are worse things than a mili- / SAIN 324 SINNE 3 Arm Aa om, “But, Aunt Hattie,” Faith began, leaning forward tensely, her face as white as paper, her eyes two round ink blots upon it, “if Bob loves Cherry—oh, even a little bit!—I don’t want:him!'E can’t bear always being second choice—” “Fiddlesticks!” Aunt Hattie snort- ed, but she laid down Cherry’s stock- ing that she was darning to pat Faith’s tightly clasped hands. “If every wife suddenly decided to pick up and leave her husband because he’d been smitten with some other girl before he married her, there chance to let you go right on moth- ering Hope.” ,_ “That’s not quite fair, Aunt Hat- tie,” Faith insisted. “Cherry loves Hope, even if she isn’t the conven- tional devoted mother, When the baby was kidnapped by Chris, she ‘was out of her head with grief. But, oh, what’s the use of talking? know I'll never send her away, or even let her see that sometimes I wish I could be all alone with Bob. If only she weren’t his stenographer, too! With him all day, every day, and evenings, too! Why, she has five times as much of my husband’s show some definite desire or ability to go far- _ ther, their education ends with the two-year r period. The junior college method would seem to be ' the most sensible. Under this plan, it could easily be determined which students were capa- ble of obtaining a degree. The alarming con- gestion in the universities would be greatly de- creased. And the youngster who goes to cql- lege only for a good time or to maintain his social standing would be prevented from ham- pering the efforts of those who go there to really learn something. tary spirit in youth, for youth needs courage, obedience, discipline and a healthy body to win its battle of life. : The Memorial Stadium (Fargo Forum) The dedication at Grand Forks of the Memor. ial Stadium of the Univers.t, of North Dakota marked a milestone in the development of the institution. The stadium was built by funds pledged by students and alumni and dedicated to the memory of those young men who had gone aon the reseltys snes before pererillas i tion or after, into the world war, laying down Mrs. OTs: peeigg we amar ger of the) their lives for the principles that had been born late Senator Medill McCormick of Ilinois, has in them as Americans and that had been fos. become a candidate for the Republican nomina- tered and expanded by the university. i tion for congressman-at-large in Illinois in the] The erection of the stadium is in keeping primaries of 1928. with the fundamentals which underlie all the Mrs, McCormick is a very able and talented| Schools of the country, and which have become woman. There is no doubt that she possesses | 8° important a part of life in the institutions ; considerable political acumen. Working with|0f higher learning. Stadia throughout anne -her husband during the time he held office,|ica testify to the value of athletics as a par he learned many things about politics and|of the curricula, and to the spirit which makes about the Working of congress. As a repre- for happier and greater student bodies. They i inoi have come in the course of growth and devel- i a os nee noice seuaaatis een: opment, and it was inevitable that one should She has chosen to affiliate with the William|come to the chief institution of learning in Hale Thompson-Governor Small party. Under| North Dakota. j : their banner she hopes to gain victory. That| The stadium was built because a farseeing fs all right, if she feels that these men repre-| alumni realized that the university should have sent the high talent.and the noble “pro bono| Such a structure. They visualized it into the publico” element. picture of the future, after which they de- "But Mrs. McCormick, womanlike, has done|termined that the institution should have it at I ‘one thing that will work against her when elec-|once. They organized immediately, went to tion time comes around. In 1925, when Charjes| Work with a determination to succeed, and in ' ‘S. Deneen, backed by Small and Thompson,|@ few months had completed the work. The twas elected senator over her husband, she result of their activities is the beautiful Me- her voice in a vigorous outcry against|morial Stadium, which is both a memorial and ‘the corruption and graft that Small and/@ challenge. It speaks eloquently of the work jompson represented. Now, seemingly, she|and sacrifice of the men it honors, and stands ‘thas lost sight of all the unpleasantness with|as @ challenge to all those who are now in the which she formerly associated these two men.| university and those who are to come. That “Political. regularity” is her excuse for|is why the state as a whole was 80 interested | changing. “Political expediency” would prob-|in the dedicatory services, and why it congratu- | ably be a better reason. From Mark Hanna to| lates the students and alumni upon the fruition | Small and Thompson is a long jump. It is|of a great dream, doubtful if Mrs. McCormick is sufficiently tal- £ ented to carry. the less athletic vgters with her. Our Loss, Dickinson’s Gain (Valley City Times-Record) ‘ Comradeship The Methodist conference, closing at Bis- Youth has built a companionship of its own.|marck last Sunday night, removed from Valley ff fo us who remember “pals” or “buddies” of|City Rev. J. S. Wilds, who for the past ten f sur childhood days, it is easily understandable. | years has been the able pastor of the Epworth We refer to the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts, |M. E. church of this city. Mi Wilds has been # Recently Mrs. Hoover characterized the Giri|transferred to Dickinson, N. D., and to the i | scout movement as “an adventure in comrade-| citizens of that city we heartily commend their i jhip.” ‘That is an apt phrase, and it expresses|new pastor and his good wife. _ t ‘ealization of the ideal held by Baden Powell ie For fa Ey Mala Neon Ma been 3 i xe anized hi: ig asset A a Very 7 air ene Ok? Shen he. ore a Bis. Hoy, able man in the pulpit—very few better in the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts now form a bond state, and in addition to that he has been a ommon to all the countries of the world | valued member of our community in every way ether. in Topeka, Kansas, or Timbuctoo, that a man can function along religious and here is a scout delegation to be found. social lines. His work has been a power for “Camp and trail are the playground of this|g00d in this community and in every endeavor ‘ardy young band. The great outdoors offere| Where the need for a voice to bash along every tem recreation and adventure that is healthy|#00d cause has been needed, Rev. J. S. Wilds nd wise, and Mother Nature opens to them|has responded to the call. He is a fine mixer, tt book of interesting secrets, The|® true friend, and has a personality that is en- ‘are manifo! during and likable. In, the work of his pas- torate the reverend gentleman has been most ably and loyally assisted by his fine wife, who has indeed been a tower of strength to the pas- tor in his work and to Fee cpurph with which she has been affiliated. ‘They make a fine team and the people of Dickinson can be heartily congratulated on getting so able a minister and so good a family as the Wilds. The éditor of this paper, joined by a very large percentage of the people of Valley City surrounding country, voices deep regret e removal of this family from our midst, news./and in their going all wish for them a most Dickinson, since happy. and péosperous future at ¢ wouldn’t be a married man in town who could lay hands on a_ wife. Cherry wasn’t Bob’s first ‘chojce, I'll bet my hat. The point you were his last choice, and that’s the im- portant thing, seems to me. He had his chance to marry Cherry and he t passed it up—” I’m going to bed. And you'd bet- “No,” Faith corrected her miser-| ter do the same, if you don’t want ably. “No. Cherry refused him | to look like a limp dishrag in the although she-had. been. engaged. to] morning.” _ him before shg, ran off with Albert Faith shook her head stub- Ettleson. The very night we brought} bornly. “I’m going to wait up for her home from Darrow, after she’d| Cherry. I want to meet this Bruce found out just what Ettleson meant. ope of hers. Maybe—maybe he’s the solution.” to do to her, Bob asked hei again to ii in Dad’s presence, and — t NEXT: Cherry accuses Faith of spying. jf (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) jior’s. She refused him, $$ ———___—____4 A Thought 4 ee Erey A soft answer turneth away wrath; but grievous words stir up anger.—Proverbs xve, 1 thoughts an? conversations and am- bitions as I—his wife!” “Then all I can say,” contributed Aunt Hattie severely, “is that it’s up to you to see that you're five times as entertaining and sweet and understanding as Cherry is. Well, not he her. “Why don’t you send Cherry pack- ing, if you feel like this? No use crucifying yourself -every day of your life, and putting temptation in your husband’s way every day of his. My land, I can’t see how any Lane has as little gumption as you! But I reckon you take after your moth- er’s people some ways. They was clnays | a wishy-washy, sappy _ Anger has some claim to indulg- “Please, Aunt Hattie!” Faith|¢nce, and railing is usulaly a relief protested. “I... love . Cherry, more| ‘© the mind.—Junius, ety earone eet Bob. = Say aman 6 explain why I love her so terribly, oe but Ido, “I think she fascinates! | Sustajingle | me as much as she does—Bob and/® other men, Oh, I can understand] He flopped down in the hammock, so well how she does it—enslaves ‘and them, in spite of all her faults. She The first thi that he knew, enslaves me. I'd rather die of the] He found himself upon the ground. hurts she gives me than to strike The hammock flopped down, back at her. And I love the baby. I 00. feel as if Hope were my own child. Certainly I have been her mother, rather than Cherry. I couldn’t ask Cherry to leave, and take Hope—” “You wouldn’t have to worry about that!” Aunt Hattie snorted contemptuously. “She’d jump at the THE SCOUNDREL! “There goes the old rascal who swindled me out of $40,000.” “How did he do it?” “He refused to let me marry his daughter.”"—Der Brummer, Berlin: ae. 1 TELL You MASOR, 115 TH’ WOMEN'S CLUB WHAT HAS * Td’ CLEAVER OUT FoR Vou! ~-THEN FRAMED “THAT GAG OF PUTTING UPA CLOTHING STORE DUMMY TO RUN AGIA You FoR DUSTICE # —~ WHEN “TH' WOMEN MARK A GUY FoR-TH’ HAM-Hook, HE'S SMOKED AN’ HUNG RIGHT “THEN I eu TAKE ATIP. FROM ME, AN’ WITHDRAW fe WHERE Wo. BY Losi Whose Baby? | I~ ALAS, GUESS You'RE RIGHT, BURTIaw~ I witl WITHDRAW, AND SAY THAT I ES AM GOING TO HEAD A SCIEMTIFIC ] [Old Masters 1 ( EXPEDITION To BOGOBIA, FoR 4 Old Masters | SOMETHING OR OTHER HMM ae A BACHELOR'S PARADISE, ~ WHT A PENAL DRASTICALLY PUNISHED BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer Washington, Oct. 14.—When you want to check up the record of a world war veteran through the war department, please be specific. A request came to the army the other day for some information et Abraham aun. investigation disclos that the A. E. F. had: Seventeen Abraham Solomons. ‘The war department wonders why, with all the argument over who won the war, the Solomons haven’t put in a claim backed by sheer force of numbers, : eee Estimating the time that will be required to enforce prohibition may become a popular sport in the next congress, now that the question has been raised. The drys, or many of them, have been saying all along that prohibition could be enforced and the wets have been saying that it never could be enforced. Perhaps they will eventually compromise and undertake to state the required time in terms of years, Assistant Secretary of the Treas- ury Seymour Lowman su that we would do well if we had a dry, sober Amerjca within 50 years, —an estimate which did not please other high enforcement officials. Equally interesting was a promit made in a recent speech by William C. Deming, chairntan of ‘the civil service commission. Mr, Deming did]: Pre: not promise absolute enforcement, but after explaining that enforce- ment officials and agents had been put under civil service to cope with an “intolerable” situation, he said: “The civil service commission can- not perform miracles. We do not promise the impossible, nor will the entire character of the service be changed in the twinkling of an eye, buyer. Yet you cannot tell what you will find in this market. The ol: fellow must be hard up indeed.” T looked about. He was shuffling away, his ‘unkempt beard brushing back and forth across his tattered coat. Next week, perhaps, I would find him again with some other family heirloom to barter for a few Paris, Oct. 14.—International pov-| Weeks of food. ‘ erty meets on Sunday mornings, a ples will happen about 10 o'clock, in a huge outdoor Meats salesroom which Paris calls “the flea market.” In giving it this humorous title And here are five former noblemen a the czar’s siiebe In ee of them, ying in a pile, tl Paris is kind; for here is the cross- ided and enigecldvbeane I ntaERE roads of necessity, where dire need| of a Russian officer. There are hun- chloroforms the pride of the most|dreds of such to be had, a friend aristocratic and bends the backs of|whispers in my ear. One can pick the proudest. - :|them up anywhere for 40 francs— “Flea market” is the spot where| that is $1.60. If one cares to have FRIDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1927 WASHINGTON — LETTER : but I am willing to say this—that given seven fears, length of time elapsed since the Volstead law became effective, we promise you results.” - see Officials of the state department assume that in time, the rulers, premiers and cabinet members of the world will be able to talk with {each other by long distance. Per- haps, in time of strain, serious trou- ble may be averted by a frank tele- phone talk. This idea was suggest- ed when President Coolidge and President Calles conversed the other day between Washington and Mexico City upon the inauguration of this international telephone service. The department looks forward to talking with Ambassador Morrow whenever necessary. The compara- tively new telephone service to Cuba is frequently utilized to communi- cate with our ambassador at Havana and it requires no more than five minutes to complete the call. The wire to Mexico City was clogged with a rush of business al- most immediately after it opened when the revolution broke out against the Calles government. Gov- ernment calls came first, of course, and there were plenty of them be- tween the state department and the ise | American embassy in Mexico City and the Mexican embassy here and the Mexican csien office. 88 associations and news| TS immediately undertook _ to Praise their correspondents int Mexico City by telephone, especially when tele- graphic dispatches seemed to be held up. They had little success in completing calls on the first day, however, although the Mexican em- the jewels, the silver, the very|them carefully cleaned an iga- clothes of many a fine family, come | ted—well it would make a goonies upon evil days, are prerenyed for|querade costume. But who wants a the transient cash of any bargain| Russian uniform? monger. Here, over aed shawl, * # « a rug or a carving knife, the con-] And here are two timid gi: noisseurs of antiques, the tourists] Normandy and in front of on and the townfolk bicker and brow-|spread a shawl made of threads beat to get some poor devel down to/drawn from seaweed ... an aston- the last 10 centime. And the poor|ishing task, when you think of it devil, in actual need of food, lets go]. . . and priced at 38 francs, [his treasures for ridiculous sums, Armenians and Turks with fake Tugs. ... Austrians, Germans, Afterward, gathered in Henry’s British, Czechs, Russians bar or, mayhap, the very lobby of «all the world gathered here in the Ritz, you will hear braggarts bedraggled line on a Sunday tell of how they “picked up this and| morning at 10 o'clock with every that” for “a mere song.” You will| conceivable family treasure from an hear them tell of how, fer a mere|old clock to a sparkling tiara. 50 francs, they purchased some ar- GILBERT SWAN. ticle which an expert has appraised | (Copyright 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) at 3,000 francs, ip asi aie GS pee And I shall long remember the f BARBS tragic eyes of a venerable outcast who thrust ‘under my nose a carving aia i The man who invented the post- ly ii A much about such things. I don’t care card is to be hor sred with a monu- much. I was more interested in the|™@g in Vienga. We only hope ftragedy written in his eyes. they don’t carve on it: “Having a Just behind came a party of tour-| fine time; wish you were here.” ists, in tow of an expert. The ex- See Sat pert walked about with one of those} Mayor Thompson suggests Sol- jaweler’s glasses screwed to one eye,| dies’ Field as an appropriate spot ike a monocle. He jerked the box|for the Democratic convention, It from the old man’s hand and put the carving set under the scrutiny of his glass. I saw him wink at one of the members of the party. A boresia fas hit at 400 francs—$i6 = erican money. @ suppose, however, that ev As the; Raikes away the expert|the fellow ple ‘ing his f'rst yee would prove a saving—if the haven’t taken the ring dpwn yet. 5: ae Poker chips made from milk were exhibited in New York last week. whis; he had seen the|who d: to insi i name of the workman and the date| get ail the ee sea aD) nad the handles. 1 | Th poms “They are originals ... marvel- e British army i: ous... look for yourself. You|to red coats, rei ope en dreds of dollars. Hand have bet i y friend, and made by one of the finest |this time” “u< With that costume of the old craftsmen. Such things 3 do not, often lie around iting * Perhaps the automobile js ruin- ing the younger generation, but the generation certainly has ruined Plenty of automobiles, * Consider the moth. He can do quietly and casily to last year’s overcoat what a sweating 214-pound football player sometimes just can’t lo to the enemy line. When you are old and gray and full of sleep, And i ; RE PROMIBrED Seen” ly toe OF BEING And Somly, eed and dream of the 00] Your eyes had once, and of their} shadows deep; MEA, ING THEIR Voice, How many loved your moments of baa HS a little sadly, how love And paced upon the mountains over- And hid his face amid = crowd of stars. « 7 —William Butler Yeats: “When You Are Old.” ‘ could not buy such a set for hun-| office announcement. We hope they rital bassy here got one-call to its for- eign minister through in less than half an hou. —————————— nui aL [Daily Health Service | Fan, BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN Editor Journal of the A Medical ‘Association asd of Hygeia, the Health Magazine From two to ten days after a child has come into contact with a Person or animal carrying the germs of whooping cough, he may be pass- ing through a period when he him- self is beginning to be infected with this disease, After the-incubation period has passed, it is considered safe for the child to return to school or to play with other children, if it has not de- veloped symptoms of the disease. For a period of seven to fourteen days before the characteristic whoo develops the child is pass: through what is known as a catarrhal stage. At this time the upper bronchial tubes and the nose and throat are ir- ritated and secrete mucus. There may. be severe paroxysms of cough- ing, at first dry. These coughs oc- eu in series or in showers at inter- vals. After the characteristic whoop ap- pears the person continues to be able to transmit. the infection for at least three weeks, and perhaps much longer, It is perhaps well to con- sider the person as capable of spreading the infection as long as the whoop continues, and for two weeks after it ends. During such a time he should be kept away from other children and certainly kept away from school and public Physicians are convinced that it is ee to prevent the disease in children who have not had it by in- jecting them with a vaccine made from the bacteria associated with whooping cough. While this vaccine is not effective in all cases, the evidence seems to be good that it frequently may be of service in preventing the child from catching the disease. As with other infectious diseases, all discharges from the nose and throat should be disinfected as well as articles contaminated by these dischargés. When the disease has passed, the room should be thor- oughly cleaned and aired. 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