The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 12, 1927, Page 4

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It gives us a chance to review the part} was the matter with the line except that it was Lief Kirikson had in the discovery of the North|rot by Keats, but a blinking American named American continent. Two great figures in North American his-} tory are Columbus and Eirikson. But we do! not think enough about them. well if we all once again read the tales of these two men. Those who do will realize to the fullest extent the stupendousness of their achievements. A Tale of Pure Ivory Boneheads are alike the world over. the prize story of ivory, ivory all the way through, comes from the important French port of Le Havre. The French tennis players, who beat our boys not so long ago, in the big tournament, landed on their beloved French soil. them they proudly bore the Davis cup, the famous trophy which they won and which is to in the keeping of the French ssociation until next year’s play. “M. Cochet,” said Monsieur Ivory, “this is acup. It is a silver cup. Tt cannot pass the customs until the duty has be stored in Par Lawn Tennis been paid upon it.” be communicated with. Poor old Job had many trials. u caped one. He never had to wrestle with Mon- sieur Ivory at a customs port. The Name Mussolini Carries Afar In ancient Rome the Caesars were not only 'y were also gods. isti of modern rulers of their people. There is evidence thatgthe Fasc! Rome are aping the aficient cit made of Mussolini their Caesar. ~ want him to be sacrosanct, r Inside Italy, their job is easy. He who pokes fun at Benito the great, he who criticizes him, or speaks lightly of him, can be beaten up by «Fascisti bullies or sent to Fascisti jails, or ex- -iled to bare rocks in the Adriatic. “Benito idolatry does not stop at the frontier. «It takes umbrage at editoriais. Sjokes. It is shocked by clowns. The other day a little one-ring circus came “to Sarajevo, the tragic town now included in sJugoslavia, where fanatics Austrian archduke and thus started the world =war. In the course of His job, the clown in this circus ng a funny song about Mussolini. Everybody laughed except the Italian consul. He at once went to the prefect of Sarajevo and lodged vigorous protest. ‘dost his job. Thus was Fascist idolatry satis- fied. for the small town. were the — pric se latter they ever: in it a German vi curred in England. A township wanted to apprentice. One of the township's leaders sug- It would be} It is a dutiable cup. M. Cochet and his fellow tennis players pro- ested and explained. Two cabinet ministers ined. All to no purpose. f of the customs service at Paris had to assassinated an The poor old clown Have Faith in the Small Town +. Mark up another score in the golden book *__A week or so ago, a farm worker came into Mott, N. D. With him were seven children, ging in age from a baby to an 11-year-old . Their mother had died just a short while ‘ore and their father had to work all day. 4hey were left to shift for themselves, Ain a flimsy tent, without proper nourishment qend under unsanitary conditions. Z 4 Word of the family’s plight was passed. ‘Warm-hearted women of Mott, with children ‘pf their own, took the youngsters into their jome, fed them and provided them with cloth- ing. Everything possible was done to assure ir comfort. They were given a mother’s e by women who had to take care of children Incidents like these must give one added ‘faith in the small town of America. hings as this go far to offset the unfavorable ‘friticism often made of the smaller communi- There need be no fear for the small town. is to such towys as Mott, where people have forgotten the admonition »” to which we can turn a: ople of this country have not forgotten the olden rule and have not become subordinated the materialism critics would have us be- e is everywhere present. And there are of Motts all over the United States, fe nee oon, 1 : naturally a lo; erer in their handling of yee “love thy neigh- s proof that the ‘tHE BISMARCK TRIBUNE in the path of parents who wanted their chil- dren to learn to speak and read French. * | The new masters of Alsace are making no} such mistake. In the public schools French will be the main language taught, as a matter language of the nation to which Alsace has been annexed. It will be done also because in after life it will enable the children to move in- to any part of France or its colonies and spea‘ On the other hand, from now on German will be taught beginning in the second year of school. Also, if the parents desire it, the chil- dren will be taught their catechism in German. The French school authorities have wisely rec- ognized the fact that a Germanic dialect has remained the spoken language of most of the people of Alsace and is generally the language of the church for the great creeds. Being logicians, the French are going to face facts. They are not going to try to force the natives to speak only one language as did the Germans. They are going to make the coming generations bilingual, which is all to the good for a frontier people, who do business both with France proper and with Germany. Keats and the Raven There is a famous story of the poetry-loving high-brow who was in conversation with a gluttonous low-brow, Quoth the high-brow: “Do you like Keats?” Replied the low-brow: “Never et ’em.” Something almost as funny as this has oc- raise a memorial tablet to mark a building where Keats had once served as a pharmacist’s gested Keats’ immortal line of vei “A thing of beauty is a joy forev But another man, who also occasionally read poetry, asked what was the matter with: “Quoth the raven: Never more!” It was only later that he learned nothing Poe. Reasonable Preparedness (St. Paul Daily News) ‘ Secretary Work took occasion a few days ago to warn the oil industry that it could look for government interference if it failed to stop the wasteful, useless production which now characterizes its operations. Secretary Work does not overstate the case or the remedy that must be applied. No industry has a right to jeopardize the public interest for private gain. No industry has a right to waste a resource that is known to be limited. ‘ General Summerall calls for “reasonable” preparedness, for a peacetime military estab- lishment that would be capable of rapid and efficient expansion in case of war. Like Secretary Work, he does not overstate the case. Apparently, the United States is being forced into preparedness against its will. A decade seems enough for the world to for- get what preparedness means. Few nations are ready to disarm on the land, England is willing to make only a few conces- sions by way of disarmament on the sea, and Mussolini wants to build an empire. Preparedness includes more than military or naval establishments because war includes more than the mere fighting machinery. War has come to rest on science, raw mate- rial and industrial enterprises quite as much as on guns and battle fleets. No nation of the modern world could hope to be prepared for war without an adequate sup- ply of oil. When General Summerall calls for “reason- able preparedness” and Secretary Work warns the oil induatry against waste and overproduc- tion, they reAlly voice a common thought. Markets For Milk Products (Minneapolis Tribune) There is going the rounds a new item which should be interesting if not quieting to those who have harbored a fear that the dairy and milk business might be overdone. This item has to do with ice cream, of which it is said the people of the United States con- sumed 2,000,000 more gallons in 1926 than in the previous year, or an aggregate of 324,665,- 000 gallons. An increase of this kind was not Peculiar to 1926. There has heen a steady growth in the consumption of ice cream for nearly two decades. Prohibition may have had something to do with this expansion of the ice cream business, but it is safer and probably more accurate to attribute it to what has come to be called edu- cational campaigns, and to the ingenuity of persons whose talents were used to good effect in increasing the sales of ice cream. The ice cream cone and ice cream confec- tions of various kinds have done a great deal to increase consumption of the frozen sweet. In addition to these is the great volume of pub- licity relating to the high value of the prod- uct of cows as human food, if the product be clean and pure. And as for that, there is more sanitary milk today than ever before, due to the rigid regulations which government of- ficials and health authorities insist on in re- spect of the production and handling of milk supplies. There is no reason to believe the American ioneering [sitar Gument "TS ATN'E aa SINNER. | New Varker test wv Anne Aus om, If marriage as an institution had to exist, if sweethearts, ardently in love, had to be converted into that queer race known as husbands and wives, then she would much pre- fer, if given a choice in some other incarnation, to be the husband, Faith reflected as she sat, nervous and tense, beside Bob in an excellent or- chestra seat of the Columbia Thea- Somehow it was degrading to be a wife so much in love with a husband that his smile or his frown meant heaven or hell to her. It was not fair for one human being’s hap- piness to be so bound up in another If God or biology decreed that every human being must be es- sentially alone, never really seeing the soul of another, never reall getting inside of another person’s heart or mind, then why, in the name of mercy, did not that same force, whatever it was, also make each human being self-sufficient? She tortured herself with these himself abruptly to smoke cigarets i i Bho awattel te re-| Paris, Oct. 12.—That sinister note thing else. When he opens negotia- a) tenszly, te vated ‘ixed unseeingly on the program i i booklet, every, nerve straining toe thrust into their ballyhoo when they |that they must make the crown ward him, needing him, fearing his F 7 fotind h ‘the return. In the third act he laughed] (,/#ncisco may tend Y i cloud twice at some re cf, the| “tour of the Russian grand dukes.” |Won’t be any heir and thus not comedian, a “gentleman drunk,” and she was so grateful to the comedian tau: Gace Ga aaa laugh | In fact Montparnasse owes its life, American, with Mr. Coolidge tak. she yearned for flowers to toss up- energy and he Letipe diocaveoread iad Perdehith gy taubeateaborr ys eat cassia When the show was over, Faith felt’ personally res tawdriness, its failure to win Bob is black mood. She trotted ied pene him to el eee where the car was parked, desper- begom ately trying to make conversation: daughter of poverty “would “I thought the ponsible for its comedian was hanged rather good, didn’t you, dear? Did| the Ruseine eed dumabed and tive tongue and, true it is, that they you ever see such limber legs?”| taxi drivers in the Paris streets. |!e8™m rapidly to charge American And, “Did you notice that woman i p in eben of us? i thought she'd go/ tour” title still clings, the timid | Cent American and the theaires, like into hysterics.” ‘ ¢ longest time I couldn’t tell whether] hoods of Place de Bastile and Place|Whelmingly invaded by American that person two rows ahead of us) de Republic—which you may recall | PFoductions, . Did you ever| it you read “The Tale of Twe Cities”| ,, The jazz bands are imported and see such a mannish-looking girl?/—where the French revolution at-|the bands play the American jazz I don’t like these mannish hair-cuts,| mosphere has never lifted. ~ do you, darling?” h » ir And so she rattled on nervously, have seen equaled only in the slums | ¢ither here or in Great Britain, Am- impulse to] of London. The poverty rows of | ¢rican cigarettes advertise on every tack that fatal question on the end] Manhattan and the tenements of the | us and billboard. American hatters She hated herself| great East Side are as roads of|8nd shoers and clothiers fight the for being, istry for corny riches by contras so much whether he was nice to, 2 e 3s her or not. But all the time she| To postage stamps, telephone| Will ee you that their designs are loved him so frantically that she| numbers and matches I would now apn Re their countrymen, but al- felt that her heart was crying it-|add cream as among the most diffi-| 0st always for Ameticans, self to death in her breast. NEXT: Aunt Hattie gives Faith| strange and uncertain looks by the|‘#ils are struggled for at the bars piece of her mind.” : rs ie 0 (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.)| They tell me of two American in the music stores. American heroine warbled Brooklyn accent, of eternal for the pudgy tenor, who reiterated his vows endlessly in a saccharine phrase: “I love you, Sweet, o-o--only YOU-HOO-00!” i So she had said—and meant it. She would always love only Bob. And so Bob had said, in a far more thrilling than that pudgy But had he meant it? Did a man ever mean it, and go on and on meaning it? the time, as her poor, harried mind milled these questions, Faith’s brown eyes were fixed pray- erfully upon Bob’s semi-dark of the theater he seemed not to notice, seemed intent only upon the silly musical comedy, they were not married he would no- ° tice, would tease her about not being able to see the stage because could not te:.r her eyes from his be-| @ He would reach for her hand, cuddle it warmly in his, stroke her wrist with tingling fingers, lean forward every few minutes to whis- per a comment or a compliment or a love-word. But now— He stared at the stage moodily, making no ef- fort to pretend enjoyment. a husband, out with his wife. Hus- bands do not have to pretend to be amused when they are not— During intermissions he excused was a boy or a girl. unable to control the of each sentence. Justajingle “Where are my dumbbells?” father] made a dicker with some d&rymen| uct and en route to London a news- Roads a deins built in France it ym curre! . . 5 ioe efter the war which hes never| If Paris has not become one of the | (Copyright 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) been reclaimed. There are 40,000,-| leading American cities of the. world, 000 unclaimed francs. printed CYCLONE AGAINST You! ~ YAINT GoT No MORE. SHOW “THAN A HOOPSKIRT! = =~ WHY RIGHT Now, THEY HAVE A CLOTHING STORE WINDOW DUMMY PUT UP AS AN OPPOSITION CANDIDATE TO Nou! ~~ Te seca) tT MSELF!- ~~ Now IF -THAT AINA A-TIP-OFF. How Yous STAND, IM A CAGED SWISS ALP f= people have reached the zenith of their use of milk. There is reason to think the contrary when one considers what has been going on in the milk and milk product business. We have improved our method of shipping milk and milk products long distances. Railroad service for this kind of traffic, as for others, is on a higher plane of efficiency. This is a reassuring fact for the people of natural dairy regions because there are other regions where the dairying industry is limited and probably always will be so. It widens the available market for dairy products. Milk is a nutritive food. Relatively, it is a cheap food, and there is no dissent from the statement that pure milk is a healthful food. It is interesting in this connection to note how many members of so-called service and civic clubs choose “half and half” with crackers or the potentialities, wafers in preference to meat and vegetable couNwes at their weekly luncheons, and pay the same price for it. Expansion of the ice cream kf business is but one phase of expansion of milk consum, ption, but it is an important index to SS SSS RENN M> RX“ mI BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer Washington, Oct, 12.— President Calvin Coolidge has met royalty, in- cluding Queen Marie and a few vis- abe but it was only recent- that he had an opportunity to ly learn how royalty behaves at home. There can be no doubt that a pres- ident really ought to know how rul- ers of other nations conduct them- selves, but the fact that Mr. Cool- idge has actually acquired this item of education has gone hitherto un- noted. The occasion was the formal open- ing of that ocean of gilt paint knawn as the Fox theatre, in the new Na- tionel Press club build The opening probably was most notable for the fact that the presi- dent, after sitting through a long session of spectacular vaudeville, actually stayed on another hour or so, through the full length of a movie. It was far from incumbent pen him to do so, for everyone from the owner down would have been juite happy had he quit the presi- ential box after the first number or two. Presumably the president stuck because the movie dealt gvith inci- dents in the private life Of a royal family and also the subject of American loans to European nations, in which he is very much interest- ed. He had no 50 cents invested and he surely would haye left if the pic- ture hadn’t appealed to him, As the picture opened, the presi- dent found an American capitalist arrived at the court of a European kingdom. This prototype of cA P. Morgan was ushered into the throne room just at the time his dress shirt began to give him trouble. The king | hi approaches the millionaire and whispers: “Your shirt’s out.” “I know it,” says the embarrassed capitalist. “Why in hell don’t you fix it?” asks the king, and he leads the . ° e @ cro prince who is totally un- Rh interested in women and another son who is totally uninterested in any- 4 tions with the capitalist for hi: cyes| that guides to Chinatown seek to American loan, thareapttalise iasiite take you about New, York and San Cate interested in women or else i e won't ever get married and there Time was when this route includ- | enough security for the loan, So the king and the wealthy oun el Rashids of czaristic days. |box, hie themselves off to Paris to Then the bored, ennui and fat-|find a gal who, for a few thousand pursed titleholders of Russia would | dollars, will come and vamp the come to Russia and, traveli in-| prince so that he will become in- cognito, hit for the slums. There| terested in women and marry some- they would flourish jewels and | body. wealths and overnight a pretty e it so. Shop windows tell you that clerks will address you in your na- @ mistress of riches. But Montpar- and So today while the “grand dukes|PTices. Night life is almost: 100 per the tourist is steered into neighbor-| those of London, have been over- tunes when they march. Seemingly Squalor here reaches @ point I there is no popular song industry Pariseand English products on the *e leading marts and the dressmakers ji i American clothes are more a sae nines Cea D ae ular than British; American cock. most insignificant garcons. and American phonograph records th: hi his great city |C@rtoons are in the newspapers and fn vain, and then decided” tase the wild west films are in the movies. | Verpasin fcr fo nism | Ameren noel oo fone i ni Thee wear, abe ALA AS translations than the native prod- and made a further deal with cer-| Paper man bewailed the fact that “ve looked both near and far.”| tain “American eater” Whevefers | American magazines have stolen all youngsters heard the question| you can, if you hunt long enough, | the, best British writers. and a » have cream in your coffee. . though ths ee ns to wonder dostahes : sa Ce ities ipa -town industries are going They answered, “Here we are. aa also, the Beate we to be over here in the course of an- year, cans travel about in Hi GILBERT SWAN. rapid efforts are under way to make f Daily Health Service | paar paceman | OUR BOARDING HOUSE By Ahern Se eT eas Medical Association and of Hygeia, “eNO USETALKIN’ MATOR, I KNow WHICH WAY-TH” WIND {s BLowial’, AM’ (TS A <s Health M: i FA EGAD arTHur, No! ad part of the erase for dieting coui SAN -THAT You DEST fe the last Sor ‘involved’ the dist carding of breakfast as one of the cays. taal, no-breakfast fad may be of litte bare to an adult who is likely se DOKE OUT oF ME ts bs “MY NAME fe MY P CHARACTER te heeds reducing fos ~ EGAD, THAT ee pe guid meee 1S TERRIBLE fae kf cogaee COME, LET US GO SEE -born families “THE oO} one heavy meal is the rul ef and the othe F Evo meals are slighted. fal The child will do best if te te ee aie breakfas “ prepared cereal they are obtainable i fi some of them ree or little labor with relative Is contain much carbohy- le amount of pro- fat. They also Persons who are underweight or tuberculous patients who ri ini ex. tra nutrition will be helped by cere- als cooked in milk. This adds to the r of calories and provides also a setterent taste and eines, to the cereal when comp! . minent dieticians say that a well-cooked ls to blow his other meals in proper} prctild » 8 WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1927 WASHINGTON LETTER | They are then sown on a Paris street trying frantically to pick up strange women—the real king and the American king of finance, Tired and unsuccessful, they ree tire to a fake Apache den where the heroine nightly helps bunk Ameri- can tourists with st a fake murder. When the king and the banker discover that the blood is only ketchup after all, they de- cide that here is the gal‘for the job and in almost no time she is in the pee motoring toward the capi- Strangely enough, her car breaks down on a dark and stormy night and she makes her way, wet and fainting, to the country home of the crown prince, waking up in the morning to find that she has been completely undressed and put to bed. At this point and subsequently, it might be said, there is enough to rosie the president with any de- tails of feminine anatomy. The heroine goes to meet the king and the American capitalist. By mistake, she makes paid love to the rascal prince during her visit, not knowing who the crown prince was, But the king and the capitalist ob- serve her in a later scene with the real crown prince and tell her to run along back to Paris. But the little gal, who is not tough at all despite her antecedents, throws the money back at them and departs tearfully. Meanwhile, the crown prince has knocked down the other prince for making wisecracks. Then the capitalist tells the king that the heroine was a girl and that in order to establish se- curity for the loan the crown prince as got to marry her. The king feebly objects to seeing the boy marry outside the nobility, but the capitalist says he can make her a duchess and this strikes the king as a brilliant idea. In fact, they decide to have a drink on it, one of numer- ous drinks, eee The final scene must have per- suaded President Coolidge that This was no burlesque presented by the great American medium of educa- tion, He saw the heroine back at her old dirty job in the dirty little dive and he saw the king and the banker enter with the crown prince, In the midst of the murder act, the crown prince walks slowly across the floor, in view of all the tourists and Apaches, with outstretched arms and yearning, pleading countenance, They melt in each others’ arms, The future dynasty and loan are assured. , And, as the cops held back the dis- tinguished audience, President Cool- idge, Bsving learned how royalty acts, how American capitalists se- cure their loans and that pure love siveys — sere epee in the end, passed out into the night and back to the White House. cereal should appear in the menu of every child at least once a day. In the pe most rapid veg recommend one of cereal for breakfast and hi od for supper. a; Varying the Menu Dieticians and the manufacturers of these products provide numerous menus for varying their taste and for increasing their utility. They may be used as puddings, y may be flavored with all sorts of fruits an vegetables, and baked into cakes, 3 Vegetables, milk, fruits ‘and ce- reals should form the basic portions of the diet for all growing children, An active boy who requires from aid oS 5,000 calories eat ler outgo of energy may uire in ad- dition much butter, cess, and cream to balance his intake with his ex. Ppenditure, [Bares] ee iypriiere Bate dnvented = mech- anism wil jotograph man’s thoughts. Probably ids will come of it though, there being laws against infernal machines, . 95, split three An Indiana woman, cords of kindling. | We are hoping the coal supply n’t run out be- fore we get that old. Spooning in public in C ‘must be reasonably clandestine,” is the edict of the city’s attorney. Quick, Watson, the dictionary! A fireman saved 2 woman falli from a window in New York by grabbing her by the hair. He’s the very man to pick a flea from a bald man’s head with 8 boxing glove, Here's Dora again. She wants to know why men are so to win air derbies when they're the wear—at least for winter, * A London specialist advises wom- Bubbles for beautsy, ‘Eat les are pretty, ing to do with A woman needs $500 to have her face lifted. A man razed for two bits, per rei i Parisian style dictators cueree are coming back, Tae FLAPPER Mud puddles : a thine ae = nt ed for any: mens n~ a