The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 29, 1927, Page 4

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THURSDAY, to the modern cow- coader eta Ge ouside Blemaree) 5 Press is eatitied te the oy ge terri cnt nF, Sada ef rein ot ‘ail ether meveer ae il City, ond Cognty Newupeper) eader) deans in the sui- been in the age-grou: oe sanyo jey’s. wes a lend in which young is in America. Right- tors called it the “Paradise res compiled by the Metro- yo and gir’ oth the rls @ ered. The few who kill The Corn Show snd Bismarck it will not be long until the fifth snnual| themselves ode who have lived apart and \orth Dakota state corn show will be held/have not caught the carefree spirit of the eve, nd it would be well for us all to tale] times. ock of what this exposition reelly means to} Will the fevered children of teday make the praeinarek. # peredive like thelr own, or will they be cic Pivat and foremost, it meang thet this ef by the years from their Eden? The "9 been placed before the northwest, a6 before the entire state, as th North Dekots. In the compar e it hae existed, the show has share in as S. akotg as a corn state. Is it maki ace of titans hol Thee, the show his proved of imm we eqns L ng ar i pmefit in inducing farmers to — vel (dant Hera uth Her United States Daily, at Woshington, the day some figures given it by Apsistant Postmaster General Bartlett how thet the postoffice is truly a “big eg. hendles, on the average, seventy.two mil- il ewery dey of the three hun- t ve, oy more than twenty-six ts whieh 0 on . there is another thing whie y a It helps to build geedwi i ip handled through SAINE 24 SINNER a fener so We aeten aaa INF and SINNE: a 4 Oy Anne Aus f fi j"a g atebilizer for the other prod ed t ie, not in ine Bs 7 rat the ones as well, is is show is indiested by the fact ii g i pleees every hour of tin em, As soon as Bob and Cherry had/tables and left for Bob’s offices, Faith Sane apie nuasing: be from her almost untasted breakfast 53 # = = 32492 2 ae ERR es A ‘ es = pe ae he Biomarck Tribune) iaercaetuat ate | avd Ow Hew Sl Warning ech ieee’) eo ee oy but, ehat doe af = sped gratin . And Our Hero Is Still Warming the Bench — "na Kae BY RODNEY DUTCHER Washington, Sept. 29—As they try to guess whgt sort of farm relief legislation will be passed by the next Congress, such friends as the farm- er has in Washington are some- times bothered by vague doubts as to whether it will ever be possible to pass anything which the president can consistently approve. Some bill undoubtedly will be passed and it might conceivably be passed over a Coolidge veto. McNary-Haugen bill's supporters say they will push that measure again and try to beat the veto with it, but the chances are that they will finally accept some compromise bill which would attract more sup- port in Congress and also stand a better chance of the presidential ap- proval, May Oppose Bill There is, however, a small insect in the butter. And that is that the president's message in vetoing the McNary-Haugen bill was so wither- ing and so comprehensive that it might be reasonably construed as an argument against any sort of relief which would be any re near satis- factory to the farm blo A study of the McNary-Haugen veto message in conjunction with perusal of almost 0 standing proposals for relief legisla- tion shows this to be the case. Take, for instance, the so-called “admin- istration bill”? or “Jardine bill,” which was ballyhooed at Rapid City as having the Jardine-Hoover-Mel- lon approval and strong prospects of support by Coolidge himself. This bill seems to be modeled along the lines of the old Curtis-Crisp bill, also known as an “administration bill,” but tha’ ’t the point. While the “Jardine bill” is not at all satisfactory to the farm bloc, it is almost impossible to see how it can be satisfactory to President Coolidge, either. It doesn’t contain the very controversial “equalization fee” feature of the McNary-Haugen bill, but it contains numerous other features inst which the president went definitely on record. And Mr. Coolidge is reputed never to reverse himself. What Is It, Then? The president described govern- ment price-fixing as a “great eco- nomic folly from which this country every right to be spared.” But this bill provides for “pric i ization” or “control” by a federal board appointed by the president and if that doesn’t mean price ing someone will have to explain jregulation and control.” SEPTEMBER 29, 1927 WASHINGTON LETTER : Saag for those who are tod obtuse to discern it. Mr. Coolidge advised Congress that high prices one year always meant greater acreages the next year, complicated by decreased con- sumption, and that inasmuch as the problem was one of crop surpluses, an attempt to keep prices high would leave the farmer worse off than ever. Dumping surpluses abroad at low prices while high Prices prevailed at home eventually would bring the same commodities The} pouring back over the tariff wall linto this country at prices below the domestic figure, he suggested. If surpluses were dumped at home, of course, domestic buyers would hold off buying in anticipation of the dumping. Inasmuch as one of the duties of the “Jardine bill” farm board is to handle surpluses and no one has suggested destroying the surplus, something must be done with it and it is assumed that the idea is to dump it abroad and depend on the loss to be equalized by the gain at home. “It ignores the fact that produc- tion is curbed only by decreased, not increased, prices,” wrote the president. But the “administration bill” does not provide for any scheme for control of production except any of the out-|through co-operatives and it most certainly does not suggest that pro- duction ought to be controlled by decreased prices. Both Have Same Fault The president said the McNary- Haugen bill would subject agricul- ture to “the tyranny of bureaucratic Well, the McNary measure provided for 12 members of a federal board to con- trol and dispose of surpluses who would be selected from men named by farm co-operatives. The “ad- ministration bill” provides for a board of three men presidentially appointed plus the secretary of agri- culture, who would have complete control of the agricultural system, In most respects it would appear to have autocratic powers equal to those of the McNary-Haugen board and because three of the four mem- bers would be members of the party controlling the administration it has been charged that this bill if made law would be likely to throw the power of manipulating the entire national agriculture into the hands of Wall Street. Many other things the. president pointed to as fundamental economic principles violated by the McNary- Haugen bill. Whether these princi- ples have changed or the president has charged remains to be seen. chiseled gir] from New England, for all the world like something carved from marble and put into clothing sits by watching in fascinated atten- tion. . . . Here across a few. tables one can study the extremes f fim- inine methods. . . . And since this is shipboard and diversion is the aim, mademoiselle is mistress of the bar, the dance floor and the tea- od New Yorker nm om) XO Paris fiscal year the pontoffice empty nursing hottie gently from| Anoard the #. $. Parle, domewt -683,657,864.12 in money orders, and e little Hope's relaxed clutch, RUA EAE, GRANGE ae cc to the value of $683,000,000. Its| %° make up her husband’s bed before| to brush her lips lightly again Uber Sent More notes from Mrs. Lundy should have an oppor-| soft, short curls of red and gold,| the log of a oing Gothamite. I mei] carriers traveled 1,270,746 miles to| tunity of seeing that only on h ; Mel prea Atal, | “ x One R y. ry ly one of the} then raised her eyes to see Bob| The “la across - the - table’ 81, 00 pet . And so on. twin beds had been slept in. She} standing in the doorway, looking on|what Pari and Americans alike is. constitutes, ly, a Big business. And| could not tolerate the thought of an| at the picture with moist blue refer to as “the gigolos’ delight.” ... government h: it, on the whole, very alien in her home knowing of her| “You come back?” she whis-| Already she is aiking of how ¢ivine- indeed. ft is. th sf hich might estrangement from her husband.| pered, still conscious of the sleeping| ly these paid partners of the Paris . . the one Inegs which might| Cherry's knowing was terrible| baby, even in the shock of joy that|cafes dance . Her age is un- easily have remained ta private enterprise| enough, Cherry's gloating hard| made her nerves quiver. ain, to say the least... . Her it whieh th ent took over and has/| enough te bear— For answer, he held out his arms,|facc show. signs of «: least one PPE is sah i ? 0 them, bu t. es parlors, mcst of which s avi ernment gots into business it does badly. o AR ta ot the sweetbreads| closed the door of GKEEG 6 ‘Foom. "| been in vain, a = Sig isha 46 at the cher’s this morning.” m so sorry and ashamed,” Bob terribly hard to be so terribly youn Who's at the Helm? Baler) face oe flushed darkly: wh spered brokenly, straining her t ag Bay, except on those occasions inreasoning anger as_she| his breast so tightiy that she gas when she makes refere: to “be- (Emporia Gezette) li straightened from her task of bed-| in sweet pain oP haew Roce fore my dear husband “died.” 3 : 5 reports on grain and live-| m: king: “I wish, Mrs. Lundy, that] you did, you foolish darling, to help|The rings, bracelets and necklaces and see what hay 8.| you’d knock before entering my| me.” inform you at once het “when the i hecencaach 3 e n ee ae ui ime to think! to the bank, Bub? You see, I didn't ubles were over... . § e talks eine coon _— whet I'd like for dinner. I'll give it| want you to worry” | blatantly and endlessly of past trav- mar! teady. to you in a few minutes.” “I know, sweet,” he interrupted,|¢!s over the Atlantic... . for $10, cattle from $10 to] Mrs. Lundy's broad, homely face| his hand stroking her hair. “I found| “But it is Paris I love, | .. . One , t for $1.25? Is it| reddened at the rebuke, but Faith| this morning, in going over some| (2 always have a dancing par.ner a i 'y es + + @ An Gemend that makes the price go “xewe me, ms 1m,” she that. 1'd given hen, and T caited op | they all dance so well. . .”. T spend * 2 such a conciliating voice that i y K: a great part of my money just buy- urers 50 cent profit ;| something else I wanted to say, too. make heads or tails of the bookkeep-|_ Another of our “dancing grand- their makers 80 much ‘‘vel-| ! it’s money that’s standing in the| er’s explanation of why I had enough |S” setting out to be giddy. . . . icg, | V8Y of you keeping me on, I'll take] money on deposit, so I went over and| Tey tell me that’ there is one on Rn nod ee ¢ couple of dollars a week fess. T'm| looked into the thing. Then it all[°Very boat. | 7 =} hat suit with mistresses, an oN y . . and yet not be willing to pay enough 80| like it here, and I'm mighty fond of | sae how’ tices tent Hracciaint | Which reminds mé—the story has raises the necessities of the baby—” You have a -ight to tenow.!! “|recently come from Paris of an chat on his investment? “I'm awfully sorry, Mrs. Lundy,” enormously rich American society "Motore sell at 246 and) {2ith, sPoke sincerely, the flush] NEXT: An understanding, | NOTAN of, fading, years “who has a oe ay 7A Sorvic © Zigolos of the giaper on ber cheeks. "To be frank,| (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) | oust, UR most of the &golos of the frightfully heavy—and I’m afraid|s ga SS GS $ ticed that when she danced she wore ore dtiare orares three ee a A Thought 1 2ene nies wloves seones. they week wouldn’t help a great deal. A i aaks PRI anette e little eee oe pein betey °° * | plained that she couldn't have these that ¢ hav e 0 ‘ He will laugh thee orn.—| dancing partners touching her... . c 8 gems Td love to page srs vcomns back, it) Ble i lane tpsStOENe= | hey were all TEND to dance. wath V ‘i y . 13:7. y . e 7 a clean-up of Sj you haven't found a satisfactory * ini But <<: swell eenucknae how Contempt putteth an edge upon|!t is. + + « anger more than the hurt itself.— vo per ee on thelr invéstinent fer the year's wee Cisse uaaunny make money for angwe; smoothing her kitche , investors poagaine work- ddened, trembling Close up; they Gon’t run year| hands. “And I won't say anything on eon, with no etate-| sbeut why i the beoks on New| me’em. You’ sit about anescortcd, watching with aye rs ou're gi z . ; piled =. matam You've been mighty good ts 1 Justajingle 5 give me a go nD 2 “9 Nobody dots that exeept the! rforence and say I'm leaving of my| Mom bought herself a string of abe Ghee eek “sin aee ae rae ae And there's the little French girl who has 90 per cent of the ship’s male population in her wake. . . . Far more beautiful American girls Bacon. ) 5 own, accord. Is. crowd ebbs and flo Bor. 4 had acess to the books of -| “Of course,” Faith answered, a) She put them on, and then % Pek sien tae } for this uncelestial sphere, he'd| lump coming into her throst. The baby grabbed’ a hold of them,|terity: one arama eaual dex: he eot:| UteP. the business and-put it in the hands of| ,A\ helt pect ten, while Kate Lun-| and inimitable’ pert vivacity which can- t was still out ing ege- Mlom’s found all but ten. not be imitated... . The beautifully iff list ! i EE hea and Fear Spokesman-Review) Mindenburg of Germany si soley i jon to the most. stu) 8 hedowed the world sinee the I CALLED 0 z 4 HUM- AH- Kean whe wor beng’ = belied that the nérth was conspiring to destroy see How You Got KAF - KAP —~ ' “s. battle monument, he denied all] || OVER-THAT FALL inf J:\, MIGHTY GLAD Yous CALLED-MR. NEWBERRY I~ “HER AH, wwe’ COME, LET US GO UP “To MY DEA, AND-TALK OERTHE FUTURE thet "on the conturs the war, with 4 je ry, > Wi the terrible sacrifices it dernanded ‘trom the in the. preservatin of our exatence E bd ence vf ii “ is MY PLANE; MR. HOOPLE fnr t = = gz 1 i z s —~-ViKkNow, WE WOLUILDAYT HAVE “TAKEN “THAT SPILL, {F You DIDATGRAB suspicion ana planted in im the German mind before the of the war in 19! Every German child in the publi¢ scho is tet Stat “Carman, cot. ively surréun © i ebievous: nonbense then: it ig mischievous non- The truth is. thet ‘the ; ‘ Ss 4 3 OF AVIATION! ME AROUND THE NECK WHEN I BANED YoR A FAST » continucusly room. . .. . As she .is past the “girl-of-marble” they exchange un- comprehending glances... . . Nei :- er pretends to understand the other. +. . One can sense that the “mar- ble girl” is thinking: “How does she do it?” While the French zirl is saying to herself: “W'th her beauty why does she not have all the men? Why doesn’t she thaw out and become feminine?” + o* 4 And there’s the seagoing gold- fish. . . . From his glassed-in cage just over he children's sandpile he can wistfully look vut upon the end- less miles of water and contemplate the strange ways of humans who, not content with caging themselves, take a fish with them to sea, adding to his bitterness by making him look out upon water in which he can never dwell. It’s strange how thrilling the sim- Plest incident becomes «ce one has cut loose ‘rom the hectic highways. . « « Last evening, abou: four bells, we sighted a school of porpoises. + «« « Those who had witnessed this sight became the bar-room -fomers, carefully spinning their stories to the unfortunates who had been nap- NB... ws ‘4 I saw a famous captain of indus- try rush from his stateroom as the news traveled about while a vaude- ville team, looking for a booking in Paris, condescendeu to give 2im an; eye-witness account. GILBERT SWAN. rere f Daily Health Service | Seger PRnene ens ree, é BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN Editor Journal of the Am in Medical Assi ion and of Hygeia, the Health Magazine ince the feeding of human be- s has become the new science of dietetics, all sorts of information is being offered to the public that has hardly yet begun to realize that some things are only theory, where- as others have bee: proved, Some of the worst bilge that has anpeared comes from unenli:htened health faddists who have never even studied the basic facts of chemistry, physi- ology and biology on which the science of dietetics rests. Thus one item recently published asserts that asparagus may be used as a test of the kidney function, the heart, that it ° a nerve seda- tive, and that it stimulates the kid- neys and will help Bright’s disease. This is on a par with the notion that fish and celery are brain foods. Science Refutes Idea | Actually there is not the slightest reason for believing th.t asparagus will do any of these things and the recognition of the ordor of some of the by-products of asparagus in the excretions is not a test of kidney function any further than to show tha: the kidney sre there and that they do function. . Asparagus is of course an 1. lent vegetable for many purpo: in the diet. It may be used as the basis of toups and fits well into salads, Te, lerge stalks of as- Paragus e! inches long prov: one hundred calories. They will weigh about 16 ounces. About 32 Per cent of the amount of solid matter will be protein, 8 per cent will be fat and 60 per cent carbo- hydrate. Asparagus has been used as a food for at least two thousand Ebates More ee twelve nile mches are sold every year in the United States és e@ when medicine Wa not icualbared potent Roles de a 8 or odor. Nowadays we wow er some of the most potent remedies may be without either taste oF odor. The peculiar by-products of as- paragus when taken into the hu- man body have naturally impressed the credulous with the notion that it has. extraordinary virtue: In- stead it should be considered as a fine addition to the group o. usable vegetables, providing certain food elements. There is not the slieht- est scientific evidence to support the view that the plant itself or asparagin, a principle isolated from it, are of any other practical value in medicine. t Old Masters Eee rome Here is the place where Loveliness keeps house, Between the river and the wooded hills, Within a vallcy where the Spring- time spills Her firstling wind-flowers under blossoming boughs: Where Summer sits braiding her warm, white brows With bramble-roses; and where Autumn fills Her lap veh asters; and old Winter rills With Crimson haw and hip his snowy blouse. Here you may meet with Beauty, ere she sits Gazing upon the moon, or all the ay Tuning a wood-thrush flute, remote, unseen; Or, when the storm is out, ’tis she who flits From rock to rock, a form of flying spray, Shouting, beneath the J:aves’ tu- multuous green. —Madison Cauein: Here Is the Place Where Loveliness Keeps House. {__Barss J Radio messages it is claimed, can be driven through solid matter re- gardless of its density. Je. gress convenes again, we'll know how to explain, our wishes. These Ford accessory manufac- turers who are in such dire straits ought to start turning out spare parts for pedestrians. a Lily-white hands usually are a ‘ial of hard work—except when one of them is decorated with an engagement ring. A New York financier is going to build a hotel in which only mil- lionaires can find accommodations. He's far behind the times. at