The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 23, 1927, Page 4

LS ___—— PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE RTD AY, Sone LOT eee esse ee ee eee $ ‘ {hitting him. Thus human nature doth make é frhe Bismarck Tribune comedians of us all. say Looks as if He’ll Need a Special Session WASHI NGTON ‘ An Independent Newspaper Ingratitude? Well, just look into yourself.| THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER How often have you made mistakes and looked , l E (Established 1873) |around for some one to pin them on? Never? | A ; I Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Then you're the first of heaven's fair angels | ‘ismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at)ever caught reading a newspaper. Bismarck as second class mail matter. 4 It's just one of the quaint little ways of the} isorge D. Man resident and Publisher homo sapiens. Just human, that’s all. | Subscription Rates Payable In Advance | aily by carrier, per year ... ne $7.2 re by mail, per year, (in Bismarck) ally by mail, per year, Editor’s Note: This is the | said that the cool head and the gift first of a series of five articles | of humor were the most important on the question of the hour in | essentials of all. America: “Who Will ucceed te eh Wheeler?” Tomorrow: Wheel- Wheeler was an_ intense little 0 | \ er’s Methods, ym fee ee “ideal eer held Ht Hf hrust fist, je knew | Editorial Comment ‘N N BY RODNEY DUTCHER _| while some legislators could only be ods - (in state outside Bismarck) ........ SN fi Washington, Sept. 23.—The man] coerced by strong-arm met @aily by mail, outside of North Dakota. °Alf and ’Alf Football J who succeeds Wayne B. Wheeler as} others could be won only by sugar. in Member Audit Bureau of Circulation Paul Dis legislative superintendent of the| His own brand of humor was always __, (St. Paul Dispatch) ‘ aN > Anti-Saloon League must have these| on tap and often he more than held Member of The Associated Press The University of North Dakota football — qualifications: his own against a heckling audience gee Oa The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the|team will play the University of Manitoba foot- . D 1—A cool head. by_virtue of it. use for republication of all news dispatches credited to 4 Jinnipeg =f » in g 2—The gift of humor. But in the debate with Clarence ball team at Winnipeg next Saturday in a most bal Rowe ut cpontaneons origin publched her, #i {unusual game, For one half the game will be Pomorie er retains pesca Cs Sg aol sights of republication of all other matter herein are|played according to American rules and for the \ 5—Abil'ty on the platform. groups in‘ the audience chanted in also reserved. other half according to Rugby rules. A brief ~ Y This lict was sugg. :d by an of-| unison, “We Want Beer!” over and ' - 7 interchange of coaches between the institutions € H Z ficer of t'.e league, who pointed out! over again, breaking up his speech. G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY had been arranged to give the players instruc- 3S huude Wheeler the great man he wat,| his Trlenis, that the: Wheaioe fice CHICAGO DETROIT Be as to ut ve differences in the playing ; ! ' “It’s a whale of a job to control| form power had not prevailed Tower Bldg. SUENG a SHITE Kresge Bldg. | ru. roc Hn fi Se fa : ~ Congre this cea pa A nae against a Ledel crowd. He was, PAYNE, BURN: rdinarily the game wou ave en re- ; } See ee lowever, a sick man. [NEW YORK = = = Fifth Ave. Bldg.| garded as of no mote or merely a feak: But ; pila Yon ny nave even ies wesria? tate ae ie : ‘1448 = i. na ar at 8 (Official City, State and County Newspaper) the new American rules permitting the lateral Y WW to the effect that there was a “rush| Wheeler was doomed. Tango folk _ tor back pass have brought the two systems = > \ of reformers” -fter the big job, but) admit that they lied about his health. Europe and Industry nearer each other, such passes being a vital . | that doesn’t appear to be true. The} Several timcs in the last 18 months man who succeeds Wheeler will have| he was near death, but he was cred- to be drafted. i : A writer for an eastern newspaper who has| feature of the Rugby game. The test will be tjust returned from Europe comments on the| watched with interest by all who note the evo- wizardry which has brought out of the wreck-| lution of American football and its trend, which ited with at vitality. Then came f the terrible tragedy in which Wheel- er’s wife was burned to death. * There are a number of possibil- G i i i i ight almost be called atavistic, toward the| ; ZY : ities, but each one knows that he will ‘age of war a modern industrial and economic) mig! be c , ard the} K Z » but ¢ bi h : r bee a ache | have to Le compared with Wheeler| “W: knew it wouldn’t be lon; machine, with immense resources to fight for|game from which it sprung. { h | f ry ‘world markets. The American system, following the national] ; . , ribet thesia ia eb ata ee ge ane eae Grea ap kee ' The post-war age will be known as “the in-| bent, has been based upon organization and the| , S would refuse it if it were offered] many outside interests to give him { i i ” y dd points|Machine. The Rugby system, following the| ¥ to them. An indication of the situa-| constant care and she kad prolonged dustrial renaissance,” he comments, and points ich owing o tne seed Heol *to the fact that Europe is now stronger indus- British mode of thought, has been individual- tion ihe donee nae ee ta in tes his life. If she a beer there to trially than ever before, willing and able to/istic and less machine-like. Interference, as ‘ , ' Pec Iepistative superintniiant. “ael| Weold ao noe aeaien TET upset, the trade balance of the world which now|We know it, would be impossible, for the team- y ‘ ’ general counsel, both of which| lived, he would have survived the lies with the United States. mate running ahead of the ball-carrier would] Wheeler .cld for six or seven years.| year, but we doubt if he could have It may be that in time to come the Euro-| be off-side. To make up for this, the lateral] : Edward Bradford Dunford, Wheel-| lasted longer in any event.” lpeans wil have cause to be grateful to the|#nd back pass developed and opened the game, ser ad leant iaeateeae aoe Bet letters caine tot ubsler Bovis ene world war for one thing: its destruction of the| While possession of the ball only existed as long 5 er often said that Dunford had “‘the| from persons he had never known, loutmoded industrial methods oie in _ iotectits carried and was settled each time by ion the continent and in England. uring the napeaaad e == A It is in the acceptance of the new pass rule past eight years Europe has taken the struc- fi ‘ will be selected in December. er personally ac] owledged each one. ture of its business and remodeled it so that it|that the change back toward the elder form he has never before heen away from| Incidentally, the league officiall To his fri nds who spok to him, r >, * or SS ; ‘ hae ;.|0f the game is seen, and the game at Winnipez| és i , fi ' complies with all efficiency rules. There is|° : ‘ dicts ean hac tate a} home... or not very far... “And! quoted at the outset of this story} Wheeler was impatient of sympathy. icati sh ; .|may have much to do with proving its value to and WHOS we SOU eT AMINE MIONE I Cece tery ee ee ee ‘ ae syeueation, less waste, in European manu the spectator and to the player. Y A AQ +.” That is all. if you kad a/flame. He wear: the uniforn. of a|&———————__—— facturing these days. hundred ars you’d hear this sen-|ship’s officer and she has planted BARBS | a, 5 keenest legal mind the world ever] but who seemed to worship his name. knew.” Many of them were illiterate, but The new legislative superintendent| they were all expressive and Wheel- f The new passion in Europe is not to gain Cc ; sin saa . sei Hi ., tence in a hundred places a welcom kis: on his civek. I'll . aie ‘omparisons in Fame Faith, with Bob's astounding criti- | a vicious little snap of her teeth that A rm », m more trade, s fi ms ‘ erreticana'yt ; ‘ « > ae: .|. Suddenly the spirit of carnival|bet my cetvrn passage tha. she’s label amamintndl Bae ae “ (New York Times) cism ringing in her ears—‘L never | Cherry stared at her in frank amaze: hits the in A merry SEY. Fite met at Havre by am ‘ter youn, man| There were 5,874 arrests for ¢ f can’ methods are being used to gain that trade. The old question about the advantage which | oy, ae uh * ene ee aes a Cherry tac danced out of|Broadway has come in the wake| whom she will embrace and that she| drunkenness in Washington, D, C., n | i q sits (ira ee me HUE a - lee Semin ‘ rn ve. |of a vaudeville team. I- a moment | Will tell him bo v shc has missed him| in the last fiscal year. Maybe that’s The time is rapidly nearing when America one man, or profession, has ee noth “in the brav > pretense of Tone ne vos the Pe aid Leap aets long |the place is snowing confetti and|and has been barely able to live| why Secretary Lowman thinks pro- e , nro CRASS ..|title to enduring fame has recently been|and hol up her end of a decent g toilette, Fa’ Jong oelied Slack ¢ Without him... Oh well hibyti asd to wah XN will have to carry on a more aggressive mer- A teiecase, UNkatat Asryye pene ; convesation. Bob,| minute before the full-leugth mirror | Serpentine is falling i. vari-colored ou + Oh, well... ibition is so hard to enforce in New \ chandising campaign among ihe countries with|threshed over again in the English PFeSS. | thougi ent, was not en-|in the door of her big clothes closet, |Streamers. Laughter echoes through 5 ~ ; York. ih a > <a What started the discussion was a remark] (01 ie Cheney’ Th ite deliberately, she began|the cave of truuks ond bags and| The winches are screaming. The i ‘#6 which it trades. If not, Europe is likely to ‘ - ti ring Cherry's or|Then, quite de ys g ° crowd on the Asc’ is shout Th A id i i br: es reat ith| Which John Bright made to Mr. Morley when| with careful court-|to make up her face. After cleans- | Suitcases. Porters uppear on the} Cro Pee e| A ripe old age is nothing to brag : Batts OF this country with! fhe latter went to consult him about the biog-| lent that. he was de- | ing it carefully with cold cream, she |TUn With bundle: orchestra has siruck up a jaz tune.| about. Just consider the egg. their own weapons. There can be no slacken- EA halal RO dacttt dates ag LER ae aie ames y give out an impre |massaged her pale cheehs for sev-| A truck arrives with flowers,|Confetti...serpentin . .. flowers # ing in the work for foreign trade on the part panty eee a lg a a and alee s his wife had quar-leral minutes with . skin food de-| Somewhere on the ship an Goes Peaeiee eae We shove into 1 You, don't have to have an gr- ; eh ‘ ‘i ichard Cobden. ith a touch of melancholy | 5, talel oocaalaral aouely thet ,|tra is playing, From a nearby pier . chestra just to make a few over- pr ae ee SEAM ESS hic) in his voice, as he was recalling the past, Mr.|: Tac otepnctt: Over } eae hucee na ieauen comes the fragrance of coffee bales| _ Bon voyage! Goodby, Manhattan!) tures, oe Bright said: “How short is the fame of a pub- too was caretul, so|a rather liberal coating of rachel-|4Md spices. The wind shifts and|And heaven prevent h:rricanes! ee "i li Hf n co. 1 d with that of a writer!” i Hi her heart con-|tinted powder, smoothed it with ex-|Now the air is fragrant with crude} - GILBERT SWAN. We know now what summer was ; Mr. McAdoo Withdraws a encoun rea ne Fake bene CRIT) a with pain that she was|treme care, then applic’ dry rouge, | chocolate. waiting for—the end of the straw- ! vee . Willi F M ‘ss went on to cite the instance of Sir Robert Peel, pon oe tigearge : Jeet ene a who for many years filled an immense space cratic nomination is another “I do not choose,” |” pivetiah elites snub whoshad-sinoassunesinto frai would have te cry out,| of a dark rose tint, upoa Fer beauti- ne is r she wished that the; e alone,|fully modeléd cheek bones. Her ‘Have drink for me, Joe! Yep tee gions nae ey coud little singe dipped Be lip seal ae Aaa beens exsiec as = n n ‘ i-oblivii vi writ vor] y|quarrel violently if he felt like it.!centuated the natural cupid’s bow|,. BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN and it is one which probably will serve to ease| him, oy eae ae no een ee 8 Solan It was unnatural to bottle up wrath |of her rather large mouth. Her] ited of thes ceremonials. She rubs] Editor Journal of the American Med- the situation in the Democratic party as noth- Pp his 1 y 2, © |and disgust and a sort of degrading | hands were steady as she arranged, |/™patiently at the pier. she groans} ica} Association and of Hygeia, ’ Paeaideicoild iliave done. seems hardly conclusive. Sir Robert Peel will|hate as he was doing, and it was|in the most becoming manner, her | 2"4 rants and strains at the great the Health Magazine Now they're showing sandals for angele _ Re vaj| live long in the biographies of other statesmen, | unnatural for her to hav- to: con- | lustrous, thick, long brown hair, and| Obes that prison her. She is anxi-) when fatigue or exhaustion de-| men, with fancy strap tops. We'll Until Mr. McAdoo announced his withdrawal] 344 his famous saying about making the bread|ceal such terrible 4~ rtache, merely | her eyes, watching the performance, Ber eden eee ist- | Yelops in any human being, if the| buy a pair—if Seator Borah will. there was a discreet silence on the part of most|of the working man sweeter because untaxed | {fee her fami'y from suspecting | were shining with a ha.d glitter that | If vou listen . - . if you can list | fatitte is not overcome by suitable| ae Democrats. There were shivers at what might|°. <1; a Gay cunces: tn was not right with the/was as new to them ar was the de-/70 in # Shuthinie Sulaings | Test, the result is likely to be what|_ A monument is to be erected at » " is still as often quoted as any excerpt from t Hathaway's. She could im-|fiant determination in her aching| hear the first rhythmic pulsings| ; i lied a“ Kearney, Mo., honoring Jesse James. happen when Al Smith and McAdoo forces riters contemporary with him. Besides, he how Fay and Junior would! heart. Bob hated her tears. She|from the engine room. ‘The boat be ried ey aicateer to find A litt band to help along the work clashed at the 1928 convention. There Were) eave the name “peeler” to the London police,|have behaved under the circum-|would not cry tonight. She would] begins to shiver, as one awakening | (reasvow ehbhges cecnc thug fee should be taken Up aninog the taxi- sleepless nights spent trying to figure out what] \ hich will long carry remembrance of him. | St"°e= laugh and sparkle and conscious) geen venetian nds|of sleep, investigations recently| cab drivers. would happen should a compromise candidate : ; Rae canes “I'm off, dear. Good-bye.” Helexercise the fascination whi ee ae come sounds |b ave been made in the departments —————. be elected _ All such comparisons, if not odious, havé an|pent ‘over her fleetingly, his lips|Gearge Pruitt had tok her she had as new revelries. A bride and groom | he ‘anatomy and of pharmacology in| AT 91, HE STILL READS : i. air of futility about them. The different cat-| scarcely touching her check, He had|for him. For it had become terribly | have arrived. Now it snows rice| of anatomy , Wisconsin Mads THE OLD ROLL CALL But now all that is ended. Mr. McAdoo has . ‘ | : de 5 urgent for Faith Hathaway to know| 2d bunches of flowers are being| the University of Wisconsin Medical done the graceful thing and his act should go| SOT are ot, sharply defined. An example recy quiche eas! at | eel ee Pet aataeanaue, toy med abou. “A‘paot ‘Si shoe| Seo), ingle wch went arco. Montell, Wiseonin (NEA) — ri e class tg con-| sPoken none) ay iS ji ‘ ani in can . lerable per: of time i ty-one years a long way toward bringing peace to the Dem-| fute the arguments of those who champion the| <',¢ nad. And he volunteered no| that her pride had been shattered ®"d & es Sleep were studied as to the ultimate| left hie quaint. little home in. the , cratic party. A choice between the Scylla of| other. Perhaps Disraeli struck close to the se. interns on he 4 strane somes oa ees ES eee * . ‘. S@-] i; vhen he wo! e back. 3 party disruption and the Charybdis of with- fareeeae: : re Ee wean fern tis 0 tk of tanya oe A = eo - s. it ii was foun jat_ a lack of sleep low, at 91, | drawal confronted Mr. McAdoo. He chose to cret of the business when he said that a states-| Cherry ,Was curious, her golden NEXT: Faith, hurt by Bob, delib-| the deck. There is ell cast may result in collapse and even in| call of his civil war unit, but there withdraw, and by th: 7 th t, it man who is also a literary man carries a double-|eyes darting. questions, her gerani- erately charms George. Pruitt. minute farewells. “oon # voice will| death, d that various animals dif-|are no replies. Babler is the last 2 pnd Py that act he must merit some| edged weapon. Even with that, there can be|¥™ tinted lips quivering with an : call out of the darkness, “All| fer greatly as to the amount of en-|of his command. praise for his apparent sacrifice. ironic little smile. It camc to Faith, | 4, ashore’s * *S gong| durance without sleep. The shortest| He walk as well as he ever IN NEW YORK wili i period in which any animal colla sed , stoutly maintains when round. There will be th was seven days and the longest| offered lifts wherever he goes. = —_—_—___—____—_e# °; Ft - ° | hat season. | Daily Health Service : os oe os With all these shakeups of the prohibition Zorces you'd think they'd get their drinks mixed now and then. 2 ne ewes Nes: - no certainty of cleaving a way to the lasting] through the dull te of her despaii foe ore ee Democrats ee Alig homage of posterity. A writer-statesman may| that Cherry ee plbal etal e + they can nominate him with-| not, when passing from earth, be any more|Bob were temporaril;’ estranged. |4 Abe , those : i “ 't let. me fishin, on out doing such a great amount of vocalizing | sure than a poet that his name is not writ in|But that attitude was better than| New York, Sept. 23.—Midnight! re and then geil breakdown there Peet “ype e Phe cone : as they did last year. And that will be a water. And either the statesmanship or the|*’mpathy, 2 bid for coafidences. |... Along the New York -|the hy at the rail.| usually is a sudden fall in the tem-| plains. “Think I'll fall in. Humph! great thing. literature will be superior in the Sniies Of |ing #0 see pom tite oe Ue esta | ied ee ee ea| ae Hie catue 8 snasee Gpenierp eat ae fone “hele atc men who come after; both seldom adv. with tnabela date with me "tor the sake (ater ae la duiler| gir rom: the--em | ZA) sn tbe pulse xate.sascciated also /dea.. F wenk ot roy fen ea One More Season Ends v5 § m advance wi ei” Cl ee jout, dumping out ing, chatter- with gradual reduction in the|bugs and found six. No fun in The end of the season is drawing near for| ula! regard. | lt ee robable that today the] 2, followed Faith ints ker bedroors | NeTeoee on thrilling thos| fa tnawiher| ees j ae: ! 4 wing near for} achievements of John Quincy S as =| i : Here's a funny one. saw Si t changes were found to 5 the “hitch hiker.” . These summer nomads who] lic man, and they pty ne cgi ue fu oa ras els mlantee ed in vernous first os 1 came on the pie, a taker rete tors Strout’s New Fall make their way from one end of the country ear pusasoe iis: dng contribac| “M i wea, I think,” | pier on tie Se th that Erenchy,| gpinal cord, as the result of exhaus- 2 a ¢ are overshadowed by his invaluable contribu-|_ “My nasturtium dress, I think,” | pier all the possible human emotions. kiss-| tlon, cells 1 of the Bargains to the other by getting rides from passing mo-| tion to political history in the form of his im-{Faith said evenly, between cold lips. |in a darkened cctner lovers falter, arial which is necessary to thelr| p” torists will ipo be anendening mele agveniun- mortal “Diary.” ee a nae Saar slater | Bia, in the daciess penratst- taxicab. I tees aieo aitiel daweune Farm--Harvested Crepe, Steck ond _. ing, some to return to college, others to work, i i Y 4 family tions. ry) rt freee Mr. Robert Hathaway might have| stands wordless about @ yo! who Ne lementary catalog, the + and still others to “riding the rods.” No Sky Robbers done well to stay at home. Shall I| shifts uncomfotably trom ro foot vee Yes, tO] gente snide nero “that nee pokes ck of farm values in many States. Every summer thousands are added to the 5 a clear out, old dear?” to another. He is taking a in one. lustrated, interesting, vita’ infor- array of confirmed “hitch hikers” wh : (Ann Arbor Times News) _ “Don't be more of an idiot than| Antwerp with the f franch| "Amd'noe that the boat is clearea| gelis undergo anatomical ch tion for fi ers. It. tell is to travel without expense and to experience agAit axpress lanes, though carrying pack-| you can help,” Faith said with such of an automobile lank, Apparentiy|she seems’ to have. found’ an" old] fom which it may be difficult for/ oer. ith leat contented cat Be sere ot fee eee about Se reales, as|atmed against bandits, for the simple reason . ip ees svidence dey at easy as it once was. Motorists, warned by the that the aero bandit has not yet put in his ap- OUR BOARDING HOUSE \ patingg Hyg ye § ‘chaareation on ‘ arance, themselves or on others. Conditions mS iated wi lence of some who have been slugged and Tt indeed, as . anes ‘assoc’ of sleep sobbed by seemingly innocent-ap; ing hik- seems, indeed, as though aerial travel is ” = z scruelly terrific disturbance of the ers, are less apt to give the ee ravelers | S2£e from holdup men, by virtue of the appar- f yes Tee goat me tend te coke ; ent fact that there is no way for them to o , nese i gl on te ae ase a nen. th erate. However, it is not yet safe to Ae the EGAD, MR. PILOT, ri, : lapse and death. who wants to see the count es ly ti A statement that the aerial holdup man is an im- ULP—~~—- Co a eS this method of doing it melts ee eater possibility. It would not be surprising, indeed, oe > : Old Masters | vale oe to pick up no one. There is too if the scientific sky burglar ultimately made q Out I came from the dancing place, The get wind met me to A wind off the harbor, cold and keen, much involved. his appearance. “I know,” it whistled, “where thou | 80 hast been.” : Aviation is in its infancy, and therefore it i Our Greatest Busi faces no complex problems. Such difficulties t been. A faint voice fell from the stars ae tac mm “Thon? whom we lighted to shrines| ful’ price only $1200. Hi i ._ | will develop, no doubt, in time. There is bound at you om imagine a corporation in which|to be an aerial traffic situation calling for con- e stockholders maintained no interest, just|trol, and numerous other problems of which try to picture also how the officers of such a lundreds ‘at Love others, all Beioes 804, all bargains. I found when I reached my lonely) stROUT” AGENCY, T-ND ‘A faint sweet’ scent in the unlit] Dearborn St., Chicago, and ‘was the worst of all to bear, i there has not as yet been even a hint. would conduct its affairs. For example, there recently developed in For some o. had left white lilec|? The flower you loved, in times that} m, president of the National/Grand Rapids a problem involving a church Association of Manufacturers, has some inter-| and Sunday flying. The church protested ‘that esting figures on just such a corporation. Hel aviators flying over the edifice of worship says: es made so much noise that the services were in- “Twenty-seven million people stayed away terrupted, and a request was. pee that Ne the polls in the presidential election of} ¢; i i rohibi : ty-eight million # away from aye. A el aataad lane be prohibited on polls in abe Eeceidential election of 1924.! That may be an inkling of what lies in store were 57,000,000 eligible voters in 1924/ for aviation as it expands on a lar were. —Laurence Hope: shore. only 29,000,000 of those cast their ballots |seems unlikely that all wil be Crete dine? The preventore of actual voters to eligible|even with atmos here for cu Shion a mas : : ps ; the latter election was 51.2 as against] there never is preavens without many difficul- ce SS é i Justajingle { the previous campaign. Both figures|ties to overcome. Who knows for c or. : . ure, then, ‘When school is opened : out as pe, Baictoaet against the s0-|that the flying burglar is not to make h ap- Se : It breaks ae Voungstsrs hearts ag H lied ‘civic consciousness of the people of this| pearance? Let us hope that he doesn’t, but : : : ‘Thele Ting <acation’s Sree, Bet : wherever there may be valuables somebody : oa lpn) Tent’ when note igo ; We have been left a precious bunch of stock| usualy finds a way to get his fi h AA et j ‘Sy the constitution of the United States, but it/and when the aix becres tee ie trae Tho seems we don’t pp care to clip the coupons. men ond | omens, rs the birds oes : . [A Thought | : not be safe, until, of course, the flyi : = : ’ ' deferred msketh the heert ‘ & Quaint Little Human Touch work out @ comprehensive system of protection. =e. " TANTS Wag sick Prov. sil - . } farmer's automobile stalled Automobiles, you know, have created seri- ; Where no hope is left, is left no Of an 2 . Thi problems’ in public and personal safety aoe . er sew the ‘d inventors never dreamed they were Watt : ) > J ga baeacpees