The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 22, 1927, Page 4

:GE FOUR 24he Bismarck ‘Tribune ¥ * fits, but iz he An Independent Newspaper |age, tootle him with vigor and express by word THURSDAY. SEPTEMBER 22. 1927 WASHINGTON ci THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE t if he stili obstacles your passe; ~~ | It Usually Happens About Like This THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER | of mouth the warning Hi! Hi! (Established 1878) “Beware the wandering horse. Member of The Associated Press | i Associated Press Is ex: entitled to the) Foreign Representatives | fs The Movies and Sports | a Greater champions in every field of sport, | . ? result of the use of motion pictures in ath-| tp de training, have been prophesied by Grant-| tg 2d Rice, sports writer. “Burns’ wish has! tj, me true,” he says, “and today we not onlv! *t ¢ ourselves in films as others see us, but we! ‘cs ourselves so unmistakably as others see us| « at we do not like it at all and set out at once! 4! make ourselves over and to play a better | iH me of golf or whatever our favorite sport} fy ay be.” i if Although the general public does not realize ets of the technique of tamous athletes and “whole teams are now an indispensable part i modern coaching systems. The use of slow __ (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | Magistrate (incredulously): Do not ex- |plede the exhaust box at him. Go soothing!y The Green cn the Bacon It’s an old story that one-half the worid docs not know how the other half lives. The other Magistrate (sapiently): “But everybody in I serub it.” e “Do you mean to tell me you earn your living scrubbing be- con?” The woman (more earnestly): “Quite so. You would not like to eat it if it were not scrubbed.” Magistrate (humbly) : “We never know what we eat!” “And we don’t. It seems that bacon comes into England green, packed tightly in boxes. It has been salted, but not smoked. While in boxes, it exudes moisture and salt. LPefore it is put into stoves to be smoked, it has to be ) scrubbed with a stiff brush. It is not a pretty ‘unpalatable. IN PULLING THEIR ARTILLERY THROUsH THE , Fence AFTER My Bey 66a nt has little his return, one also decides that he looks a little healthier if anything. The visit out west seems to ha e taken a little more Yankee twang out of the Coolidge speech. Not that he came back talking like a la‘nsman is supposed to talk ac- cording to the movies, but the presi- dent doesn’t talk nearly so much like a rural actor as when he first came to Washington. oe What impressed the correspon- dents most of all, however, was the nifty suit in which the president blossomed out to greet them. It was « very light gray which looked as if it might have been borrowed from | son John’s college wardrobe. Per- haps the cut was not quite as devil- ish as that of some of John's duds, but the outfit was in vivid contrast the president. is something «lacial about i under | _ LETTER Ka i isa by Ce cnet Tribune Company, Sila oe ec wea Takei narck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at) SY. QE TC: af thi parck as second c pail mai “Give bi 'Y DUTCHER Some ~f the correspondents who ppp Ee'h Ay Second class mail mater, || “Give big space to the festive dog that shall 56, cAssbeaing | were west with Mr. Coolidge claimed _ Sa —— --| sport in the roadway, mon method of| ©. Cavecee sl [saa ‘ Y bent talkative than he used to be in “oy y Peatgedl ohana nb |, “Go soothingly in the grease r there, era man bed a| Washington, “They say-that on tips 5 ly by mail, per yea | lurks the skid demon,” lvin Coclidge did] out of Rapid City, notably the Yel- = ly by mail, per There’s English f ; lowstone trip, he burst into a series 3 ‘(in state outside Bismarck) 6.00 se ngush tor you! was away long! of extemporaneous speeches from * ly by mail, outside of North Da! 6.00 | a coat of| the rear platform and other vant.ge Member Audit Bureau of | , but ap-| points which surprised everyone who knew him. Of course the gresident isn’t sup- | posed to do any talking at the press conferences, but the untanned gen- tradition has always been something W G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY like three pounds and that 1's of a myth anyway. Often the presi- siCAGO DETROIT |England eats bacon. I can’t understand slack- line circuriference is 8) dent is taciturn, but on other oc- wer Bldg. Kresge Bldg.| ness in this business.” shorter. ‘ ; ak Pw YORK ee ee | The woman (earnestly): “I don’t sell bacon Pet erget epee sites Apparently many humorous inci. _Fitth Ave. Bldg. | dents which occurred at Rapid C and the state game lodge of Dakota haven’t got into print. One of the correspondents threatens to write a magazine story about them under an assumed name, however. One of the experiences which stands out in the minds of the re- turning correspondents is the five- mile climb up an almost perpen- dicular hill to the McKelvie ranch, when the buckboard wagon bear- ing ex-Governor McKelvie and the Coolidges became so heavy on the horses that the president of the United States got out and pushed. A ponderous movie photographer who weighs at least twice as much as the president then clambered in- to the wagon to grind away at the coatless, perspiring Mr. Coolidge. The corresvondents, plodding some A ‘ a sight. But it is necessary. Otherwise Eng- THEM fee to the black or otherwise dark and/ ten feet behind, began to tire. motion picture flims which reveal the se-/ Pras +3 ye i i i b d’s favorite h would + pall funereal clothes in which Washing-| loud arevment bezan as to whether land’s favorite breakfast dish would wel if ANOTHER COMMON MISTAKE ton has ben acenstrmed to seeing| the president was pulling or just haneing on. t bi a f all ni ‘ Mri cttarwise credited in th per, ad alsa ‘ube | day in @ London magistrate’s court a woman T ment as to/tleman in the light gray suit who By rosetved. Bet perk es Fein are’ gave as an excuse that she was in the bacon| better or worse than he went | idea of the presidential silence. As bs iste | business and trade had been very slack. | away, hut the truth seems to be|a matter of fact, the “Silent Cal” — | ° 2: otion, suspended animation and line analysis i ‘ j old fellow feeding his broo! of doves | this rain-menaced sky... . i Jus ‘in: le * ctures di set meade Editorial Comment \ and that come circling through the half-|, This, then, is the picture of Man- |« ss ctures depict the elements of form and ski!] poet hattan which seems to me most ° 3 eA light in which the city lies hidden rth carrying away and if ever you| When po) got home at 1 o'clock, +) simply and clearly that emulation of ex- Things That Are Not Taught y Anne Aus om before sun-up! ate io New Work 1 invite you tol 28 had 0 ey, by, heck, ; arts has become possible for everyone. The! (Pittsburgh Post Gazette) Faith waited that evening for her| shirt with the blue stripe? Ob, for Or to £ slong the waterfront|this rock at sunset that you may | 50, fathee tae area his sg ssult has been an unparalleled advance in the’ 4 “school of politics” for women will be held | Pusband’s return from. bia office | God's sake, don’t cry; I never in my|foiegen an od gest i haveing coe | ee ples eae ener ‘andards of sport performance. in New York city late this month by the Wom-| feel tenoree for the advice she had| much as you dot "ve tid ‘Sout ber washing in the shadow of a 60,-|your feet, the insignificance of the if A Thought im this connection Amateur Movie Makers,|an’s National Republi lub. The idea is/Siven to the distracted woman who|don’t want to discuss the whole|(00.ton liner? ... Or to wander city itself. | ous: a Ses : > jan’s National Republican club. The idea is! fea confided in her, but her mother |dammed business! I've lost the cone | 2 the late afternoon over to Union GILBERT SVAN. |¢——————_—_—_—_———__.. magazine, in a recent issue explained that! not new. Such “schools” have been conducted | instinct would not permit her to re- tract, and that’s all tere is to, it Square to see if the old pretzel man | For whom the Lord loveth he hile slow motion pictures are now a familiar/in many cities by both major parties. The] Ste fe hed atu ie tari Galan recency vie Neca rasnae riieivertetars beats akg {Daily Health Service — ea n 4 ‘ ae P on y wo! . : ; evice, suspended animation and line analysi3| New York classes, however, will attempt an| overhead; sorry that Peggy Lytton | but it wan Sancti pulling it "tt! off his shoes and fallen into a doze? o—_—_________»|_ Gifts come from on high in their te new developments. By suspended anima-| exceptionally ambitious program. had confided in ker, but she could not | tle strong to advise a bride to leave |i; OF S.icifea sivenue bus ride.) By DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN [own peculier forms—Goethe. q on any particular position of the player, as,| Most instruction for women newly enrolled tr Bob thet she cas uareiemaeate “cb, 1 Sane Faith's faint cry was |*@24¢,;) “OF, those few minutes at TMs eee Hy Ps cestired % ar instance, the position in which the racquet! as party workers is idealistic, academic, unreal. | ee pritpsprentanesiies yen charged with wounded love and in- Ly iad Bomep ie dibee Ste Rp the Health Magazine At the Movies sheld at the moment of service in tennis, can| Favorite topics are “Our Debt to Thomas Jef-|and who had brosen a sacred promise EuAMtThe ania ee her) which, one by one, flash on? . . segues Ine Cael ents ‘on|” ELTINGE THEATRE e closely observed, the frame showing the p~s-|ferson,” “The Party of Lincoln,” and “The| ‘be - “I’m going to take 1 bath, Would Hiiirdiorg bnaniamelar eeorttsted prominent physician analyzed the|_ “The Poor Nut” at tre Eltinge for are in question being duplicated fifteen or Citizen's Duty to Vote the Straight Ticket.” dice eich Gran aeeeeane Late Hi ry Tom Me bein’ tis cal silhouettes, when the all-night] Particularly | high rates existing Ot in ‘te title ae stile ’ tore times in the laboratory. Thus the play-| A course of intellectual bear meat for bravel| Bob's car in the driveway, had heard evening. Dinner nearly ready?” He | er"s, Si fe mtan sternite] aon 1996 there were 10,463,191 Murray, Jane Winton and Jean At- r seems to stop at the crucial moment lo: : ve F a scrap of Cherry's light, laughter) had thrown off cortan vest, yanked | snoring in the rit d negroes in the United States. con-| thur featured, moment long! men could be organized about one topic of the] Of course Lytton had telephoned Bob| his dressing g.vn from @ eth tacit eee ec caalaaies to | atenempsalmce: 10 ft the| . “The Foor Nut” is the screan ver- nough for the form to be carefully observed! forthcoming New York school, It is “How]| immediately, rescinding his approval | the closet, and spoke to her without |e S78 of universal sleep? . . . ulation. ihe daatticotasat gen-|sion of the stage play of the same nd then the action proceeds. In +g! ; = ae of the young architect's plans for the | looking at he. from the d : screasi fle; title hich ran for a year in New B hne analysis! Flections Are Won and Lost.” Some of the| projected country home, and telling| “IT was sewing a button on your| ,giftd ‘ns pondering, I find my-| eral are cscreasing, but fora while) Von. “Ie' ia clean emely he stroke of the golf club, bat or racquet is chapter headings could be: “How the Pay fim tis tenaon“thht ts architect’s | shirt. I know where it is,” she told | Self Park eh pape d Oe oak the rans regs those of) runny story. of college tife, built Etre on the film with a dotted li ich | cer sie eaps ae +” | wife had herself “queered” the whole | him dully, “Dinne. will be ready| ie we al bi q ot ait in eco neieg| around @ young man who suffers ; a dotted line which| Rol] Works on Election Day,” “How to Regis-|thing. She had imagined the conver-| when you are.” @ Httle hill made of several buge} lation is only one-half in proportion | Poon an “inferiority eomple ”-which sualizes each stroke with great clarity. The|ter the Phantom Vote,” “Any Platform to Get| sation a hundred times since she had| When at last they sat down to din- | dere. i oe eine eronrars i ay ve of what it was a cen-/;."rinally removed through the work —.- -- +2 of these pictures in sports will undou'sted! Rise uae chon \lett the L: home. followed by|ner, Cherry alone was in blithe spir- | i ca bapa aed as-a rumor on the cinder track. PB Ps doudtedly| in on,” “How to Sit on the Fence Without Be-| Peggy's tears and brok rds of its.’ J if she sensed the west the sun is finding momen-| At birth a negro child has 14 years, B Yeflected i badd see = E ‘eggy’s tears and broken words o ._ Joy, as if she sense trouble be- escape before setting. less expectancy of life than a white A real track meet, the big annual ed in even greater advances in ¢ el ing Bumped Off,” “How to Collect CGampaiga penoeee and ete ae by the passe i sis‘er and her Recaping, it climbs to the city's| child; at 82 ycars, seven years less, affair of the Universit~ of Arizona, es " Those could be some of the chaptc 1 Spam and did not raise, fe when | evening, Faith. _Avon't it be a relief tance. seem like zargantuan needles Pater seria onions ie beseeiiea CAPITOL THEATRE We Moderns and Prize Fighting but they won’t be. ai ee a, -— [how to laugh?” ‘Che Sanaa es: Sones maene te ler ees phyatcal strength and resistance. For those who care fcr real en- Tonight, at Chicago, two men are going to “Hello!” “How cold and hard his| gaily, with a malicious little grimace| hogy West e foreeqs etching! And) It must be remembered that they |tertainment, “The Lone Eagle,” es "i ‘ voice was! She did not answer,|at her stern-tace brother-ir-law. | Cow, fuggestive of hugeness and) are a transplanted people living un- to-night’s offering at the Capitol wnter a ring in a vast stadium. Thousands Trouble in the Senate | could not answer, but she lifted her a architectual conquest! . « - Just for! der conditions different from those| theatre, should prove more than vill be there to cheer them; countless thou- (New York Times) |head and let her eyes plead humbly| NEXT: Faith primps for George| oi with « eioid Hien gine the under which the race grew. They enough. ands will be hearing of their progress over) Senator Nye of North Dakota said the ex-|tyrson had talied ith iene Ne Sense of unreality, sea tunity for Balan Gicaee ne Set Bis pleas Serie ‘ ng of their r enator } - kota said the ex-! alked wit m— eee n, o8e | yesterday, picture, a story 0: the radio; thousands of others will gather) pected thing when he outlined a Progressive] going to beat you—es'> | Underf. 1 of sanitation and disease prevention./an American aviator during the a fie : ; SIVE | anc ight do,” he said with | NE || aponderfoot ts a great boulder... .| Among the diseases which occur; . pression wound newspaper offices to hear news of bloc and program in the senate for the coming deadly, cold quiemess. “Don't loot IN NEW YORK | At some time in the vast faraway.) most frequently in the negro race that ‘will aot soon bs forgotten: chem. | sassii Th rgin betw, lop that, as if yu expect me to ‘Spf t-! are tuberculosis and diseases of the/ This Universal production is as near : ‘ |session. The margin between the two major siriis you! Ly:ton told me bis side New York, Sept, 22.—My last | Rb, over the spot on which f stand,| i Sdneys and lungs. a perfect picture as one can be— Those two men will be Jack Dempsey and/parties is very slight, and may be slighter/| of tae mess, and I suppose you hava day in Manhattan’. and what to Come, 4 Pree ates $5| The murder rate is six times that! the proper am: unt of thrills, action 3ene Tunney. They will be figting for the| when the Pennsylvania and Dlinois cases arz| Yours, bat I thi k I'd ~ather not sce in one soli day? long ago that n one remembers or| of the whites. The diseases which and romance, all perfectly blended. teavywelght championship of the world. And’ disposed of. No time could be more favorabie| ing so I con eet a cles abirs oe of in ay Pont gbasyamUriad things tries to, . . . Least of all the sailor| sceT to affect the negross loss then) Raymond i eens bee : of . No time coul 2 ora get a clean shirt out of in New York, seems most worth and his sweetie who sit in the little| the whites are nervous disturbances, yood-looking fellow who tae forged ry nost of the world will be waiting to hear who for the formation of a bloc with the triple ob-| * - carrying away as @ Manhattan mem-| thatched bench place and do not| eye troubles and skin diseases. Their rapidly to the front during the past 4 , Nii | Feeti a ae tan uggled up out of her ory? With but one day to spend know that the sun is setting, and do| suicide rate is, moreover, about one-/ year, portrays the role of the dash- ~ |jectives of Muscle Shoals. farm relief and flooa |e ed it cut of the way in this pageant of struggling hue not cara... . third that of the white race. {ing American aviator attached to It will be a battle veen two different control. Also, the final year of a president’a: g hands, |. , manity, which scene is most worth; Once a giant of ice escaped from| Because of their increased rate of a unit of the royal Flying Corps. of fighters. Tunney is more the intel-t + : ‘mee vi | cried suddenly, in a revisiting? . isome Artic mooring and crept by.| mortality and their lessened life ex-| His acting is excellent, as is that of sypes ee snney is ¥ itel-' term—even when the executive is not a candi se let me talk Should it be that vivid impres-|...A thin, htfer even then the| pectancy, they usually are forced to Barbara Kent, 1927 Baby Star, who ectual, the calm, incisive type. Dempsey is @ date for reelection—is notably a ycar of ¢ oon of earmeall oes see eas | city, & ‘thing tha. could have Dey. BiRBee JORUrAnce Aah than do, olays fee ee seencd girl with smashing, tearing b who spends a little|ble and contention. White house schedules | it might help under Times Square during the eve: (Gis) se) though wee ee Much of the credit for the suc- less time in reasoning cut his blows, such a year emerge from the legiflative ‘ Twanted to ping rush hour? cg r eyvittt te so much frosting on a cal, fia Masters Gtocy Jobnssns the direct. “he 'o |. It is interesting to note how prize fighting per looking as if they had been thr ve done it all right!” curtain each fogeflank morning *"And from the boulder the city |, d Masters . already famour dor his ablise te : fas progressed since the days when it was for-| world war. 'y. jerking open a from his newsstand on the Battery? | seems to move down, slowly, slowly > = take the commonplace and it ces eve caren eis Te suse toidin diana Soeesanee | e tha dev'l is that... It is not easy to forget this | crowding out its people. . . . There | Vhy kage ae Mlghey Hvedcowhy | cntesaatisg and us pietore will add a present to see the first world champion| senators, with Senator Norris at the heed, and zi | te. tt yet thus: with, dle wreck to| Lewonant _Balph qbleccherd is srowned, there will be millions in touch with|if they coalesce firmly and follow the stor: | OUR BOARDING HOUSE Me By Ahern | Fields such 28 thine, remorseless | appeared in a nationally known tonight’s fight. From disrepute, prize fight-' Nebraskan they will bring many a wrinkle to — opel Ge vesose $ Vainty. bath Vee Ne the le, Winged i a! has aa to a high point. Republican brows. One gathers from the pros-| eae eth asain 6. actaks Bae | po WON > HURT J ; it is going to puzzle people a few genera-'pectus of the North Dakota senator that WELL eae ern Take to Fane Sp: seria hee Ne A BIT * * = = ed 4 man e!! eer = settleme , tions from now to read about these fights and/ little band will oscillate between the aisles, its bal’ MESO Perprcnyete a te . ae Still must the Many combat for ante Pie ig coast and the i abs 5 ; ea WENTY MIND + is e Few | Aleuti * ito ae Internet taken ie them. There caa| interest not being so much in which party it, sf) m= PART OF THAT ENGINE A naae ub His LIFE Quill cust tho aoblest, blood faix|S fisias ee Tae tea, no criticism of the public's interest in box: is for the moment giving control as in how far| ROAR ARE HIS KNEES earth bedew: ; Dz. Willom F. dentist and. wy, _ ing,-for it is as fine a sport as any. The in-|its maneuver is advancing one of its major RATTLING tmerfd’ OL BO Tyrants, slaves, freemen, moulder-|akipper of s 40-foot schocner cerry ’ i | | “LIP OVER A HALF ing site by side! ing the equipme-t, is tense devotion manifest by so many thousands purposes. The Progressive senators may ar mae pee ernoe it On such @ day the World was lost, trip st vacat on’ rae o ° , | : won ¥ is what will prove puzzling to later genera. | may = ee ape ring — allot- GROUND, AN'HES DOWNS By Pompe: at Pharc.lia: such a while ae and” Bakinns ib a 2 tions. |ments—that is not stated; but since they are A LOOP AN’ NOSEDIVE y, ; | Weted places _ But as for us there will be few who are not/necessary for the organization of that body oy ‘ Se" dled "neath the’ aia of src i . 4 1452 men incarcerated at Sing watching the fight closely tonight. We may /|Senator Curtis of Kansas, it may be that they 5 manned Grisen om, York, last year, ‘Bot know why we do it, but we are going to/will begin their winter campaign by demand- Parsin’ pals gt! 0 Ete pty Oia aXe 20 Cae, follow the bout through, whether we are at|ing—and probably getting—pretty strong com- His FACE WHEN “TH” From Haroltp bromecbet: Be. dis- P Chicago or far up under the Arctic “'r-">. mittee placements. PLANE valet. onan pe tee Waterloo. —_— Perhaps the Democrats who ride in Pat Har- we a . s English a la Nippon rison’s light cavalry troop will see in the situ- ToMATO ee a f BARBS | sa The Japanese are a careful peopi.. .hey|ation a temptation to organize the senate with SPANISH OLIVE, AN” —_—_—_—_—_— realize, from the many motor accidents in/the aid of the Progressives and to try to get HITE We heard some of the Seattle America, that it behooves the fortunate pos. | Some chairmanships for their venerables. They pacha Sad craceled thelr revere ‘ sessor of a tin lizzy to be very circumspect in| tried this once before. It is hoped that expe- tacle in Illinois. That’s the advan- - the manner in which he goes dashing along ajrience taught them a lesson, for the political tage of having Mt Retnier. street. Theréfore, the police have framed some| facts are just the same. The nation in both ‘The French government dee ated Mayor ‘alker jew £0! et ‘Very wise regulations for the guidance of mo-|1924 ard 1926 entrusted congress to the Re- him so able to decorate bimeclf! wae publican party, and the Democrats should be oa --As many English-speaking visitors nowa-|busy making a program on which to go before Petey wet 20r L Bie leiden : q 4 says a headline. We s Dem; bon go motoring in Japan, the Nipponese cops,|the country in 1928 instead of making hybrid oor came back by his speed-up. ‘i ; great consideration, have translated these|combinations for senate patronage. There at tad ‘wise admonitions into English. As they would| will be plenty of opportunity to gain recruits ® comnts apereeerer Pee 42 be of as much service in Pittsburgh, Dallas,/from the Progressives for Democratic legisla- ire theaters must be that way,|~ oe New York as they are in Tokyo or|tive plans. If the senate Democrats expect es |- we append’ a few: their party to be accepted as a major political The way some of these Republican ‘At the rise of the hand policeman stop rap-| organization, their claims for national control ete aits themes canal : ep to be weighed with those of the Republicans, these be nobady to attend | | ‘a pascenger e foot h-ve in aight|they must move es an army, not as 8 band of Jel ium ' as 16 600 dresses leave | : ' ¥ 6 600 diamond mills} All that c to the horn. Trumpet at him. Melodious-| political guervillas. and mor then 00 workshops f2r| nation fo what mates thom wo eft ‘