The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 19, 1927, Page 4

A ne Bismarck Tribune But no state has as yet required examinations for An Independent Newspeper drivers, | THE STATES tain It might be @ good thing if the physicai condition of motorists could be sscertained. Certainly, not all the automobile crashes come from defects in the cars them- You Never Can Tell 89 per cent of the vehicles were mechanically defective. | WASHINGTON Pub d by the Bismarck Tribune Company, parck, N. D., end entered at the postoffice at OFBO D. MANN. .-renerrerseeoneneeProsident and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable In Advance Bismarck) . ie) of North se Member Acdit Bureau of Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the ¢ for republication of all news dispatches credited to or not otherwise credi: at oa, the eal news of spontaneous origin published herein. All ehts of republication of all other matter herein are is rese! 4 Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY GO DETROIT Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH EW YORK : Fifth Ave. Bldg. ” @ificial City, State and County Newspaper) Progress—-1873-1927 With this issue, another milestone in the progress of Tribune is passed. On 8 new 24-page rotary press this issue was printed, d on it will be printed The Tribune in the future. jore than just a piece of machinery is this press. It resents, in @ concrete form, the desire of The Trib- to give to the people of the Missouri Slope the best newspapers. For 54 years, The Tribune has been following the that its subscribers deserve the best. If it were for their support, this newspaper could not continue flourish. Their loyalty has made possible this im- nt. The Tyibune has always tried to keep pace with the of the Slope. It first brought to the people of section the daily news of the world. It first gave wm the news of the world as seen through pictures. this press is another step forward. It makes pos- ible an enlarged newspeper and gives The Tribune the tinction of having the largest, most modern press of selves. A certain percentage of them must inevitably come from those humans who are unable to use their minds when they are at the wheel of an auto. But a it of physica] defects. This may be called a needless expense, but if physical examinations would serve to cut down the number of accidents, they are worth any amount. In order to in- sure safety on the roads, every possible means of great many must come as the prevention must be taken. Physical examinations ap- pear to be @ good place to start. | Editorial Comment A Farin Merger (St. Paul Daily News) Copying the railroads and some large industries, a group of wheat farmers in the southwest have formed a@ merger. They have incorporated for $150,000, will turn in their several farms in exchange for capital. stock and will conduet the whole business as a single unit with a capable manager in charge. They hope in this way to cut down considerably the cost of operations and thus increase their profits. The idea is a perfectly sane one and judged by the results of mergers in other lines of business and in- dustry ought to be a success. But the human element will have much to do with it, First of all the members of this farm enterprise will have to submerge their desires to be their own boss and let someone else give them orders as to how their own property shall ‘be handled. There are bound to be reverses in such a business and these farmers will have to submit to them. There will be moments when each individual stock- holder will be sorry for going into the merger and wish he had his old farm back. But it !s a worth-while experiment which may light the way for future agriculture just as the steel corpora- tion a quarter of a century ago blazed the way for scores of other successful mergers. This venture in the southwest is of more than local interest. Nuisances by Mail (Toledo Blade) : Wi, RSS 6) WW : LOO BY RODNEY DUTCHER NEA Service Writer YA qY LETTE Washington, Sept. 19.—Time was when one heard considerable crab- bing about the predominance of Massachusetts men in the federal government. Weeks was secretary of war, e was chairman of the Senate foreign relations committee and Gil- lett was speaker of the House. Now Weeks and Lodge are dead, Gillet is in virtual retirement in the Scnate and even President Coolidge himself has started on the way back beast ited life. = i lassachusetts isn’t getting many of the big plums and no other state seems likely to establish an “olig-| of archy” here such as she had at- tained in the last days of Murray Crane. Even Pennsylvania, which is the most solidly Republican of all the very big states, complains fre-| Ji quently at the fact that she doesn’t get much federal patronage simply ecause the party she knows needs no coaxing. On the other hand, the tendency to smile upon New York is more and more reflected in the administra- tion’s appointments. Enough of these instances have been cited in previous dispatches to dispense with any repetition here, but the belief is constantly strengthened that the Republican party is doing all it can to reduce the possibility of a vic- torious Al Smith ticket in Noyem- ber, 1928. Hence the play to New York. The party may not believe that Smith will be nominated; it may not believe he can be elected. But the G. O. P. isn’t overlooking a single bet. . The International Permanent Court of Arbitration at the Hague hasn’t much connection with Ameri- can party politics, generally speak- ing. Some New Jersey Democrats may believe it is a pet project or something of Mayor Frank Hague of Jersey City, but they are mis- taken. The court is an international body with four American members. The death of Oscar S. Straus last r left —Charles Evans Hughes, Elihu Root and John Base sett Moore, professor of internstion- al law. at Columbia University. All really eS children will note prorptly that these three important rete are oe eT ae ‘or that matter, so was Oscar Straus. Unless one or two have been lost But J Cardozo was not se. lected without inspiration from the New York politicians who plan the anti-Smith strategy. To quote from @ leading New York newspaper: “The invitation to Judge Cardozo was extended by President Coolidge after consulting Charles D. Hilles, Republican national committeeman, Hee) I Judge eld RA mocrat, strongly urged e designated. rata thorized Mr. Hilles to convey the ‘ ng eaeenoe of the an lo no iyrenenal J mean that e administration is in mortal ter- ror of Al Smith. Smith's nomina- tion is not at all certain. Many shrewd political students don’t see how he can win. But just now Al stands head and shoulders above the other possibilities and many Demo- crats feel that he would have the best chance in an election of any of them, so the Republicans are going after him on general principles. hy newspaper in the entire Missouri Slope district. i See No, one can make a far greater|_, The Tribune pledges itself to give in the future, as| The postoffice department deserves warm words of impression with a bettle of preserip- with ..w to get a telephone number, | Lorch, Ed are ail neces Gerrad, the past, the greatest amount of service to its sub-|commendation upon the announcement that the activi- S A if N and S I N N E ton brandy. Flash that ard wateh | HOW to hail a taxicab... how... ./Tom MeGuire, J aearoray Tom & Anne Austin om. rs, residents of the greatest section of the state. | ties of undesirable mai] patrons are to be curbed as far the eyebrows arch and the envy Sea ro esd ie aah eennaey, fe ate coat Dey ie as possible. . beck eens GILBERT SWAN. | man soldiers. Tomorrow at Fort Lincoln Included in the list of so-called undesirable patrons| After her painful but ultimately that quiet, demure little person was} 1, the first flush of enthusiasm nie “The Better "Ole” comes to the .| satisfactory interview with Mrs. not capable of loving Junior as deep-! : nh °>—————_~.——* | Capitol Theatre three startin; Tuesday, over 80 planes will come to a stop at the|#re those business bouses which send out by mail thou Laney, ancl had resulted in Faith’s ly, as tenderly, as passionately as) I sprung my prosnec’‘ve voyage BARBS || tonight, days ry Lincoln field here, refuel and then race on their seed i ceed Ad ee ached alent torte her almost perfect cook-house- she loved Bob! And Junior himself |. the ea tasters of the Algon- aa yy toward their goal, Spokane, capital of the Inland| neckties and handkerchiefs, and which attempt to use Keeper aon wees" notice, Faith’ was not half the man that Bob) 7. lndy-whe-wears -lorgnette sd x . ELTINGE THEATRE pit the facilities of the postoffice department for safe re-| dressed herscif hurriedly, telephoned | Hathaway was. The boy boasted of 5+ opening nights gave me an ice- | UF idea of a good news story these! Snow scenes, which for sheer It will be the first time in the history of Bismarck | turn of rejected packages or as a collecting agency for| to her sister-in-law, Fay Lane, to no greater ambition than to make @/ cream Jook—half frozen with scorn; days would be for an Indiana poli-| beauty have rarely, if ever, been good: ipi ake sure that her brother and her) lot of money selling automobile ac-| i Hi tician to deny that he seeks the) equalled on the screen, are said to t v0 many planes have landed here at one time, It] Such goods as may be accepted by the recipients, father would both be at the Myrtle cessories, that he had no “higher, aieeaare WA Pity. wurmured, |Bomination for, presidene . be a dominant feature of Adolphe {MI be the first time that such an aerial race has been| Some further restrictive legislation may be neces-| c+ ooc¢ h. for lunch, then set out nature,” that he was perfectly con-! « a Menjou’s latest comedy-drama own scross the northwest states. sary, the first assistant postmaster general says, and naithes ‘car for her brother's home. tent to eat, sleep, make love, and! ,2° ieee See mantras One radio announcer puts out|“Service for Ladies,” which is fea. But there is more to this Air Derby than merely a|the next congress should pass it as quickly as possible] The shabby, rambling old house in work, Not like Bob, who wanted to a one.” 4,500,000 words in a baseball sea-| tured at the Eltinge for today and oss-country rece with sizable prizes awaiting the|for the recommendation that such practice be made an which she had passed her childhood create beautiful buildings, who was; {> wlich I sotto-voced, “Thank|£0™ 8 statistician has estimated.) Tuesday. and girlhood was so changed, inside a real “highbrow” when it came to God!” c , That’s almost enough language to| Winter s) in the Swiss Al; ners at Spokene. The purpose of this contest is not | “ffense against the postal laws is sound end sensible. | 274 cut, that if Faith had not watch-| books, pictures and music. But Jun- see carry a man 18 holes. afford the Rectground for an the much to see who can make the trip in the shortest| It certainly should not be possible, under any law,/ 4q the transformation slowly take ior and Fay were as happy as @ pair| A few tables away someone who Locking Aiea Rye dite story of the romance me, but rather to prove that an air mail and express | {or @ dealer in any kind of goods, to thrust them upon | place she would not have known it, of irresponsible children, apparently was going out to Hollywood was in je a iter and his love for an northern i i i tu Sunior, her twenty-two-year-old more in love with each other than’ petting all the attention. Ah, well,|. We laugh at the staid ays of| American heiress, Of course, ae aeaige — Oe eal seh ool as) st eer sf eae lag a brother, who had been so “wild” be- when they were married. What was five Sean to Hollywood. In. fact, th bygone oer ee etetben stn rote a ~ is creel even rthwert is fegaible thing. 0g i fore his marriage, had painted the the answer? |T cams from there by degrees. Holly-| there crept into the nels 8 one aes eee carries much i The parcel post never was intended for this nuisance | }juich-gray cld house a soft, rich| “You wanted to see me, Sis?”\ wood, it seems, is the thing to do Flpred "ali p athichy 80 rutiblesca? aigna:linecer ceny, wiolicatee than it does traffic which has grown to great proportions, frequent-| yellow, trimmed with the crisp cool Junior grinned at her, as he pushed just now... co das”. out and title es Lnpaet les epee aes ae Spins comp! irra the love af- nding piaces. During those nine minutes they are ly in direet competition with home-town merchants. green of summer grass. Fay had back his chair, “T’'ve got to beat it a film and dash back to Broadway planking shook off the blasts. In| Those pa b story. t \ lanted and tended a multitude of ir a minut> Gotta see ai.an,” and)... to scrat” of: a .cenario en Mes cal $8 seen “Service for ver the Continental Divide in western Montana. But ; ‘ huakiedoas chi d the ph ane ther study of| {fe 19th century at least they did| Ladies” in its previews, label it the « ses Wilson’ jowers so that even in September, he chuckled as he used the phrase route and write another study of/bvid things to last best thing Menten ae donesia he n the present New York-San Francisco route, higher Dawes Prai Wilson’ the yard was riotous with blooms. which had once so exasperated his Lillian Gish, “the incomparable,” or ce we 4 pokes hey: tae. teat sa is hountain ranges are crossed, and more of them. There (Des Moines Tribune-Capital) Jim Lane himself had taken great father and mother, when they had whatever it is she used to be. Flying men are superstitious, sa; Sanuinenanes jg oot ogee rd not one-half the risk entelled ip flying the northern| Times do change. Not so many years ago the very| pride in putting in new cement walks tried to pry into his outside activi-| I tried it on the breezy wisecrack- the | eg his Po , a r t a newspaper headline. One of natural: enactment the pute that there is on the present route. idea of a Republican vice president praising a Demo-| 8"d a driveway for the lumbering, tics. eases Noe chief fears seem: to be that you) headwaitcr that grips one from the A 4 ' fantastically d motor truck “It’s not a. secret, Fay,” Faith “Paris? Le’s see ... he’s the : i x v4 , ‘The centers of population are closer together along | cratic president and a Democratic cabinet member was i which “Long” Lane "peddled. his foreed herself to include her sister- guy that got a shot in the heel. Baan, Se ee particularly well balanced an pales 3 route, too. Sigsble towns dot the country at least | preposterous. automo%ile accessories and supplies. law as Fay was slipping away to Take on: for me, will you?” 2 se 8 . BP ri 4 i 4 i ri headed by Kathryn Carver, -y hundred miles all the way from the Twin Cities} It was just as unthinkable that a Democratic office-| She found pretty little Fay serv- itchen. “The fact is, Dad— In a lordly fashion, I advised the] ye Long Island man who used) Grant nid Charles Lane, Pcsiavey A te 1 i itty rger wo: i 3 rt the sokane and the Pacific coast. These towns can use |holder should praise a Republican’s performance. ing luncheon, “Long” and his father, Junior—I need a hundred and fifty bootlegger *hat no lrecr would I). airplane to get to a dentist’s of-|star. All in all “Service for Ladies” fe ghia Jim Lene, seated at the dining table, dollars. Bob mustn’t know. It’s— need to sip of his imitation gin. fi t have been tr: to get he 9 support aerial service. Rather, in both instances it was expected that there! 1,'4 with a hand-embroidered linen I've been extravagant. But I'll pay| “Ne‘ther does my family,” he came] 10. "before it quit furthngs er one, cionigntentea ial aed here undoubtedly will be a meil and express route|should be round vituperation and heavy invective,| cloth of Fay’s making. Faith re- you back out of my housekecping al-| nee Areas jbeen living on the See ough this territory some day, and when it comes,| regardless of the facts. It was something less than led nes moment mete lowana, a hoa ae poe iviera a. aed ce Now comes forward is renisopodiie * aie eae a ach it okan wale. ock in no! y vere scarlet, F si , “ to sa; ere are on: pairs 0! jucille er! pany : (5 nigga aie oH sees lets paca bnbdesd Dresons sC ean ATigarian cei BaneRetbnge at the iness of her sister-in-law’ m to suspect the truth, to cen-| After a ‘ew of whic: experiences Harter feet in the United States./tured with the y audevilie at som P making diagenagge » s. i 5 : table, but the fond, happy expression sure her adored husband. | began to have quaims about going| Where are the cops of yesteryear? | Palace for Tuesday offer “A th its Asseciation of Commerce, is cooperating to| But now comes Vice President Dawes saying that the on “Long's” face, the contentment of at all. Does it really seem so old- Delightful Concoction of ‘and fullest extent with the Derby association. The rest |country is just beginning to sense the great service| her father. He had not looked that NEXT: Faith callson Pegg, Lyt- fashione’ to be making a trip to) ¢———______---® | Dance.” Their revue of peppy ys should do our part and be at the landing field| rendered by “our great war president, Woodrow Wil-| way at her table! ieee tcn—also to poo ee ae ova on faites A gerne ee | Old Masters | |and tuneful songs is offer in three afternoon, not only to show our appreciation | son,” and “our great war secretary, Newton D. Baker.” Tickled to death to have you, (Copyright, 1927, } jervice, Inc.) a sk ? | colorful scenes and there are two thoes who have worked hard to place Blemerck on| Of course he is right, but in the eld days. that Sist” Junior told her sincerely. “Fay g —_____—_¢|"“Anyway, I'm finding out how| What is the sorriest thing that en-[men and three pretty girls in the aezial map, but see @ spectacle bot. :duca-| wouldn't have had enything to do with it. doe ‘many friends neglected to do their ters Hell? Nelson & Stock in “Fifteen Min- her cocking. Best little cook insev- | JN NEW YORK na] and inspiring. He didn’t even quality his praise as so man; Id ties.” ;_—___—____________—_—«, Paris shoppin,’ early. Ihave at this} None of the sins,—but this und that] uates at the Mike,” sing and plat ee eg cede seve for Democrats Y MUS | _ insite of Faith's rather strained © New Vork, Sept. 10-—Time was Feench suite tes athe Walt eto | Which a scans tn at length could| the, latest mauslcal’ hite as well as Taking a Chance on Oil The next time somebody comes along prophesying an| auleiness, for she Joathed that Wich when it really..qeant something to Maison de Blanc; the girl friend supersede, "| Ber Hob Lanrien dees eee oe When the glaring prospectus of the “fly-by-night,” |early millennium instead of an early frost there will be ae aes by dualors con? bes abe da ety, Sut 8 Ot Peal epee buy any perfume; one! These yet are virgins, whom death’s| y, -to-date singing and talking act. one good reason for hesitating before putting the| stant, fond teasing of his demure lite TO) yi’ ‘asad | Vitlage peed ale dar ‘a mie Micht Laan ds whom the| The, bavails api as prophet down as an utter nut. tle wife. Again the ache of envy, “One waited for the words to pene-'a genuine Balka: peasant blouse, a|_ i! Hive cua the Aerialists, orm on @ revolving throb in Faith's heart. If only trate and the envy to appear. \newspaper writer bets me. back | T ae is F Pr S ahoundighude bar, looping the loop and casting, Bob treated her . 3 her brother treat- “hat was long ago. The other! with aan aa Metis viked oe eee and inject amusing comedy feats in- ‘The Grain: Maves:On ed his wife—as a beloved companion, day | mentioned to the maid who hat somew! cr... and coud I, per-|Of anguish while the pit’s pollu-|*°relr osfening, “ (St. Paul Daily News) a sort of child-woman whom he aces straightens up my apartment that haps, get one just like it? ..'. and aie Peat jee ae onal, billed as mn, Cooperative effort will be given one of its most cru-| ed si cond gk prelse PnouRN. i "¥ I wouldn’t need her for a time, since there’. an artist wo would like an|Their refuse maidenhood abomin- popular yi PI Sot on og on cial and valuable tests during the next two months and Whot Bee eer a paca ae setting sail soon. ease! etching. “it really tekes uy ‘ able. RS the tribute | #22" banjos. a half. This hes to do with the grain movement which| of their marriage, for which dire’ sister ad, the said. “She just got!all down, slong with the tg tee ight Sere a own, the —— — {s at its height in the northwest, in September, October | failure had been predicted He note back from Paris the other day, I of everyone who was over in “those| Whose names, half entered in the Justajingle | and November. Fay’s family and his own? Surely jexpect to get over next spring. |gocd old days, when” ... along . i Book sete, meas Ana|® Twelve or 15 years ago the blessing of a good crop ‘ere ’s desire a on, Np agpics erage eas. as -cfleet t0.a.certain mesure, ly congysted tradfic Ana eee nes the: Tactared ee pregaye Lack of railroad equipment, terminal facil- leigns no whit : New, isn’t ont ethamele ities and the failure of shippers and carriers to get to- To gaze, but, yearaing, waits his lacked a cafe where gether caused @ general tle-up all slong the lines, < =F ane wite, key soaked him just the seme. Now conditions are changed. Through the northwest “rEGAD CLARENCE, “THERE 0 PLEASANT DREAMS, MY z ‘The on a ‘tian earth that — seagoing iio zalrond ongralorn ppd 9. ahinpers WILL BE NOTHING “To 17 Le Hem FSS wigtua TLL LAY AWAKE ALL yggbamt® Gabriel Rosse'ti: Vain R A Thought ve out a p! cooperation which keeps ISE | 5 ' ues. > the grain moving in a steady stream to the elevators. “ MERELY ARISE THE MORNING, NIGHT THINKING ABouT “TH All flesh is grass.—Isa, 21:15. When the terminals show signs of becoming congested DRESS QUIETLY, THEN STEP OUT $5] RISK TLL RUN GETTIN owt ° At the Movi Weakness is oftentimes so cul- « the shippers stop loading for a {ew days and the rail- MY DOOR, AND-TALK AS IF You OF“His ARSENAL. IA “TH } le Movies able aa t2 be eguivalens to wicked. suc- | roads clear out their yards. PAID ME AN EARLY CALL ON MORNIN. WHAT A SAP T WAS CAPITOL THEATRE en here| W. P. Kenney, vice president of the Great Northern, AN URGENT BUSINESS MATTER, /( LETTIN’ YoUTALK ME INTO A While Warner Bros.’ production of | tastallation « -renses of a tele. iE tersely described the situation when he said * “ *Ole,” starr s: hone in Tokio and Yokohama is ey Be shippers Pai at ae i ree ae fe “~A BIG STOCK MARKET DEAL!) \TRANCE-To SPEND TH’ NIGHT Cree ee aivested oe ak, 8 yd ¥s00 yen, or nearly “750. THE MADAM WILL Not Reisner, has been hailed as one of —— SUSPECT AT ALL t=-weulg’ (AMAZOA OF YouRS BLocici in ern, cae ov, San | ann ine ees ouad He gaid thet there will be no serious congestion even p fH! FRONT DOOR,~AN' ME | the World War. lM ad 3 with the movement of a big crop. This is one practical demonsration of the value of cooperative effort which queans as much to the railreads as to the farmers. No Special Session (Duluth Herald) It is announced at the white house that unless reasons for it not now before him are advanced, the president will not call a special session of con- gress this fall, but will let congress take up flood guch} control and other issues when it meets regularly greatly} in December. public Thus the president, after giving a full hearing to those who have been pressing for @ special session, vag by his origins) judgment that no.special ses- is Unlike most war pictures, every bit of “The Better ‘Ole,” which is the picturizatiun ° Bruce Brirns- father’s world-famous cartoons and stage-play By a the character of Old Busby, the British Tommy, is staged in the war pone in ie nee ig British renches or in ‘rench village or countryside just behind them. - b ate ge tie is 5e oe sense A urlesque. @ near! technical: like the at i ie. + s zg aE fetched or ridiculousl, Reisner has simply as it was, left out a. much of the as possible, and em: IE Mn inochiee nt han bone oF te zal - Le ft battle scenes and Bier a : ; tome of the'most tylically pltar irrelevant gags, but a logical, artic- ulate story told from a humorous a viewpoint. . ols “amt | So arm