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PAGE TEN *__THEBISMARCK TRIBUNE ie tek mack The First and Second A. E. F.—No. 5 | WASHINGTON -- a , 7 A : ‘ much of the nationalgpopulation from physical to } The Bismarck ‘Tribune iiria'itc, rom phyucal to new wcvty, | ; An Independent Newspaper credited with bringing this about. = ak THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER \ a paasisiety =e a * (Established 1873) i Wayne B. Wheeler—Crusader \ PRIVATE JONES RECEIVES ' i : F { LT R Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company,! Wayne B. Wheelcr, vital figure in the American THE KEYS TO THE GUAR DHOOTE | @& 4 : 3 Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at temperance crusade for many years, is dead. | iN | H BY RODNEY DUTCHER by fishing in Squaw creek clad in Bismarck as second class mail matter. | Brichds and eneint Liki yt join admiration | oe Washington, Sept. 9—-Out of the sailor straw hat, business suit and “George D. Mann. ...President and Publisher SCANT Ce Gt ee ee ee es Black Hills comes another explana-/high stiff collar. ni for the fighting ~ spirit and perseverance which Sa i a) Lost | gen of why President Coolidge | ae nen now het ib that si i pti. >, . A + La pra ee Te: at TEN of a is. precipitate announcement. ini the public’s snickers a‘ ese scenes stapltlaiaa digbe J ayable In Advance re kept him working tirelessly for ptohibition over; ee Be ( nnes tora ni the°authority of one or two adminis-(in the news reels led Mr. Coolidge Dail tl oa RY (in Bismarck) he es saa wo _ ASR OF BIRD UNO tration publicists, the president was/to give up in disgust is certainly ily by mail, yes s i eu . Wheeler, although never holding any public : 708 painfully irked by ‘the publicity to|not plausible if it is based on the Daily by mail, per year, j 4 7 : —_— . JURNED THost |) | which he was subjected during his| assumption that all that was forced (in state ‘out Bismarck).... . 6.00 Office, had long been prominent in the affairs of} ‘ yy A >. SOOTIES. | vacation. . upon Mr.-Coqlidge. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. ..... 6.00, the Anti-Saloon league. Despite adverse criticism | f ">, Ee 72° pales One is asked to. believe that the| aise." B Member Audit Bureau of Circulation ‘and, what would seem to many mien,’ tremendous | - ® y : 7 Trae the’ Peada Bae hin every | sladcigenphnes recta revuried fons r setbacks, he continued with his work. i u 3 ent wag pictured and described | Rapid City, those res were rea' Member of The Associated Press pace : peda A Rd) Bd | {acer ys [Ri : j ’ ; ' | ano Here site ne ‘ | |all over the country by photograph-|ly the outgrowth of a news reel The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to! a athy Heres Biguments Nave Lect waged ucrreen | ers and correspondents that he was in| “strike” ‘It appeats that Mr. Cool- the use for republication of all news dispatches) the wets and the drys, At all times Mr, Wheeler the delporable position of a bug) idge preferred to go along with “ credited to it or not otherwise credited in t was in the vanguard when it came to waging a de- under a microscope and that he/ nothing more than the conventionaf-- a rer, and also the local news of spont.tneous or couldn’t turn around without con- termined assault on the portals of the wet strong- cor ys 08S Deer pent at ark cap \ blished herein. All rights of re; tii II Wags | fronting a platoon of cameramen and | ing his private lifgvand his recrea- Sihae ois ye eee Hee ae ‘hold. Nothing dampened his enthasiusm for the | | scribbling reporters, |tion out of the movies and the pic- a. MARGE oS ci, Ai aunt ere eames | eoueapeione of wist cn’ preglnaa tases | -TWe Weta’ Foal (Glens Kaviup Uakek Foreign Representatives It is this earnest endeavor, so vital’ a part of | Jon his vacation, But it isn’t very | such obvious cream as the president G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | Mr. Wheeler's work, which will make him remem- | accurate, going to church and entering his new CHICAGO DETROIT | ered i ie 5, ‘ rt j ee ae offices, were given no more material Tower Bidg. Kresge Bldg. | P¢red in years to come. Not everyone may agree The fact is that the president of| than was afforded by “arrivals and PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH with his ideas, but there can be no division of opin- te ta eae 3 vekcal Pe | capac of viene personages and uid a 84" i it cc. 5 a nf r hi. ii Fy i rom sort oO} ing as he is from jelegations. ie cran urners NEW YORK - - - _ Fifth Ave. Bldg. | ion when it comes to respect for his many sterling MISTER JONES PECENIES bomb-throwers and assassins. The realized that this unexciting material | qualities, | photographers «and reporters are | was no longer welcome at their home eager enough to shoot and describe | offices or in the movie theaters and THE KEYS TO THE CITY (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | Right Again! It would seem that this business of long-distance weather forecasting isn’t always so good. Witn the plight of the New York gentleman who pre- dicted that this would be the “summerless yea when all crops would be frozen and the earth would A Rejuvenated Merchant Marine A merchant marine for America which will en- able this country to meet foreign competition on an {equal basis is to be suggested to President Cool- ‘idge when he returns to the capital from Rapid City. “ 27 a feast in all sorts of bizarre, unique and unconventional poses, but they simply can’t get away with it petites the approval of the execu- tive. | The .power of the secret service men is so great that they can keep the boys from getting anywhere near the president if he so directs. There is no such thing as sneaking up and so it came about that the president observed them strangely inactive on such occasions. A sceret service man went to in- quire why the cranks weren't turn- ing. He was informed of the situa- ‘tion. From that time on, cither out of the kindness of his heart or in realization that he owed it to his party to keep inthe limelight, the be faced with destitution and a shortage unpar-{ Such a plan would cost millions of dollars, but miledcin: its historye there is scund logic in it. A 20-year building pro- “This hasntteconmie-true. “Instend,| €ram: is suggested. At the end of that time Amer- i now backward in her merchant marine, would the United States, and particularly the Northwest, | . silted ' is due to harvest one of the greatest crops in its M&¥¢ # flect which would rival, if not surpass, that history. There has been cool weather this year, but. ‘ f other countries. snow has been rather a minus quantity, and it! The United States has lagged behind other coun- must be admitted that there were some days when tres in its merchant marine, The time for apathy wits even:a littiechot: jis done. Foreign competition continues to strength. Then there is thy group in New York which under- ©" With the reestablishment of Eurepea® fgovern- took to predict Gotham weather for the month of Ment on a normal basis. If this country wishes to ‘August. When the end of the month came‘round and Maintain its proper position in the marts of the the predictions were compared with the actual’ World it must be willing to pay the price. The re-|- weather, it was found the astrologists were right ‘?"s will be more than worth the time and effort only five days out of the month—a pretty poor needed to bring such a plan to fruition. I 3 and S NN record. ma a ' - a i For example, they predicted a steady rain for | - August 12, Actually, it was clear and warm, with- | Editorial Commerit | Before. noon, eaeeeton . i out even a thundershower. Then August 21, they | who had been Cherry's lawyer in her want i id nel * vi .. vas a : as j trial for the murder of Ralph Clunny, | id, there would be faiv weather. It was wet und] == MeAndrew-Awaits His Trial abd Wtho mee rapissent BENEATH her taking a pot camera sbot at a mem-| president graciously tried to oblige. ber of the presidential family. Hence, when the boys begged him For instance, during the Coolidge} to put on the cowboy outfit. and co- vacation at Swampscott, photos of! overate in similar stunts, he did. Mrs. Coolidge in bathing costume|If he didn't show to advantage, he were strietly forbidden. And even| couldn't help it. But he no more now, far out iff South Dakota, the! deliberately sought cheap : publicity president is able to prevent any in-/than he was forced into ‘it against side pictures.from being taken of the | his will. repaired White House or of the pala- nt tial temporary residence on Dupont! For all his willingness to pose, few Cirele until he gives his explicit per-| presidents have been more vigorously mission, opposed to baring intimate details Se ce of their family lives ‘than has Mr. Thus, She theory that Mr. Coolidge| Coolidge. His attitude in this. re- has been hounded to distraction out| spect has been most dignified des in the Black Hills is hardly tenable.| his knowledge that the majority of The only pictures and the only Inti-/ thé public is always eager for such mate stories of his vacation life have| details in type or photograph. been those permitted by the presi-} With every government department dent. pouring out daily reams of -publicity, Being photographed never has been| it is not surprising if the president an ordeal for Mr .Coolidge, anyway.| occasionally acquiesees to the im He likes it. He gladly put on over-| portunities of his advisers and the ; Bike : alls and grabbed a pitchfork on his| photographers but the point is that tricl. Heaven knows 1 don’t! BY DR, MORRIS FISHBEIN Plymouth farm and he was just as| nobody can jump on him, and chang: ny more publicity again in my. Editor Journal of the American! glad to accommodate the boys byl his clothes and photograph him 2 Medical Association and of Hygeia, | posing in cowboy hat and chaps and| against his will. They were at the breakfast table— the Health Magazine Alack and ala viny that day. The rest of the month presented divorce suit against Chris Wiley, ar- J; t the Health f “ we ee ri i (St. Paul Dispatch) ape is st Chris Wiley, ur- Jim Lane, looking-a little more Investigations in practical medi- e same c m ved to congratulate his cli the - me . tn : < “ cointi 2 od i Beco erencuatertiin The skids are greased and the set is ready for finding of the kidnaped saby and Be Oe Me lai SL occa doa at oe [dectman asked If there, wai any cadena iaabacagilgalall 1 oie 5 2 " . with violet shadows under her cy are especially subject to fractures | Message: * the ride Chicago's superintendent of schools ha’| ‘liscuss protective measures against testifying to the emotional strain Of the bones, their long bones. parti- | BARBS “Only this,” said the old womat. cularly will crack like e \He's hada’ steady job for almost te Chi i , eduled to take i irs. N i ae she had suffered in the tas: 30 ] dry sticks fc walictassrat out of municipal affairs. Mayor) «1 have here an application for 4) hours: Bob, looking let down and list. *hea submitted to any unusual strain.| Gasoline atgten cents a gallon is|# sea#0n now, so there ain't any ex- iWilliam Hale Thompson has acquired control of the | court order restraining the father of | less, but happy that the family had 2 one case described by « promi-| possible throfgh a German’ process cUse, thy more for not sending me school board. Superintendent William McAndrew} %Ur child from molesting her or you! safely passed through another crisis; 2€nt physician, a 12-year-old girl had| of reducin, coal, bought by Ameri- | # little money now and then. I don’t The weather bureau has always insisted the weather cannot be. forecast more than a day ahead, | but there is always someone who will take issuc with that. These latest instances can be added to = the mass of proof that the weather bureau is right. in any way, pending the outcome of} und Cherry, all signs of suffering had 33 fractures of the bones before | ¢. sanikalil ‘ se, know how I'm going to nay the next has been suspended and before long will be placed] the divorce proceedings.” Churchill erased from her beady: young face teaching that age. aaa eae nate. eae oll eames imenth’s rent-—and I really haven't e on trial. informed Cherry, : but a deeper, sweeter expression in , When a study of the family his-| they'll sell us some. | supper mone 2 . Home Still a Good Word The technical charge against the superintendent! “WHY can't they arrest him and her golden eyes. tory was made, it, was found that Paar The doorman gave her a five-spot. lock him up for kidnaping my baby?” the mother of the girl was deaf, that} A Parisian proposes to take five) A few minutes later the fellow was A recent survey in which more than 11,000 rep: js insubordinati is ; Bob slowly crumbled a bit of muf-! be ia is ins ion. His real pe: J y crumbled a bit of mu -sentative American homes were considered indi- jy WRidti ie noel semennas aperess: at Chea) aaa aaa aonly ime fin between his fingers before he ad- | e lered he has committed the crime of being an educator of My dear, he committed no crime H ‘ated the sti ineli yah Bau mnEutte sfrime dressed. Cherry again, “Things are cated that people still are inclined to live in them distinction and courage. He has resisted attempts| winger ker’ Sika wid ert, TS; pretty quiet at the office right now. ma that the word's sweet meaning has not vanished to make the schools a plaything tf Chicago poli-|'much his as yours. But if the court re nue catered fe! gythe grandmother and the great-| when the five day's come. he had difficulty seeing out of one rom the earth. ick : ; : grants my request, any, disobedience 11 at Leu grandmother on ‘the mother’s ‘side one of his eyes. The dorman had en h : ticians, He has won the cordial ated of the local | 27's My 4 until after the ‘divorce hearing were also deaf ‘und had ‘ " rae ‘ ey him in a little argument. Despite the distractions of modern social life, it group and has alienated the affections of the teach-| satecomee tte order, will consti- over. “You've gone through a frext sclera In tikes oye ne Thee heathens oA, weiter ina medical magazine | Raged him in a Cole atgune nT ‘ cae Ne iat has ithe affections of the teach-y tute contempt of court and make him Geal and youll feel the reaction. Re, Seat dM, the exe. ree brothers suggests that patients who undergo) 7 2 seems, the ho i is al ee. aiways ers’ organization by asking thatthe ‘instructors de-| liable to arrest and imprisonment. I sides, you will want to keep your of the oye und Meccny tne blueness | onerations be told exactly what has a will be. It will continue to be a power as long as yote themse think it wise to take this precaution, : of he eve, and three of the five hadibeen done to them © thought ————— i Ives more seriously to the business of ‘t thi 4 r} eye on the baby, just for your own. suffer , ef Ft by there are children living there whose young lives teaching y though I don't think your estimable “itistuction, not that Cheis would bomber. “th many fraétares of the/they could read that in their bank || Old Masters | the white portion of her eye was un- jye | onthe stage bringing crocodile tears usually blue, and that she had had| {hon ‘names, ‘leaving 1? months of, his eyes with a plea for “dear o! two fractures, : vine | mammy.” i Back to Ancestors 30 daysyeach. Pine, if he can think | “When he left the theater that night and less té political activities during schocl| husband will have the nerve to try! 4 ” ‘i . } e are growing. ‘hours. : 4 . saa any more shenanigans, after the vase, re molest pane bt” ch aprentleation: of “ae cases, de. | aenens -useries) | i js Sa he ek (oe ; ing he’s getting in the papers today.” “You're a darling, Bobt” Cherry scribed as well as of many others : es ‘i x Pun-makers and alarmists to the contrary not-' Of all these things, and of other equally prepos-| “Hed better not!” Cherry eried | choked, then, rising yo suddenly that shows that this condition runs. in! poeta oe’ the’ mek OF Noogiars | When fo the sesstons of sweet silewy thought A I summon up remembrance “of things past, : I sigh the lack of many a thing f withstanding, American home habits haven't changed terous conduct, Superi is guilty,| fiercely. “But Hope will not be, left; her chair was overturned, she ran families and is transmitted by the|w ited Si relish dui the dbatceshtury! The aphurtinaneeeh ao Ce enunewa suilty.| cnguarded for a moment, My auit around the table and kissed Bob, on| attected patents. Only those chil- Seniennd Genie herent” “One of | ei ati ceothal ee sda aid. the -autorialille: taken te e 0 us: by Boss Thompson} comes to trial next Thursday, doesn’t | the mouth, cheeks und eyelids. Faith,| ren with the blueness of the cye| these days the Department of Agri- Y who loves him like a boy loves measles in vacation] it Mr. Churchill?” . watching, her heart beating pzinful- ®fe subject to the brittle bones. The! culture will come along and tell us| ie lerihe hanes abars aGdbeyond these wine oe y s “Wes, and so far asthe suit is con.| ly,-saw Bob's hands close convul- blueness results from a special trans-|that Maud Muller never had a rake} And Qu old wocs new wail my Superficial observers for years have been herald: Se ASA ; cerned, Chris’ dastardly behavior will sively upon Cherry’s shoulders, be-| Parency of this coat of the eye that|in her hand. | dear time’s waste; Gea Gre ibeeaiap of ih "a Teeaeues aed ji ‘t And that is just as it should be. Thompson and| prove of help. His kidnaping of the | fore an laughingly told her to “be pe ae structure behind to at eee \rhen can I drown an oye unus'd to “up ¢ ie old ion, but i st’ McAndrew: we 3 i ici: .| baby and his hiding her in the filthy | ave” herself. 5 jayor Bill Thompson of Chicago! h ‘ew were not made to function officially to-| baby and his hiding he Incemmpetert | “Going to ask for alimony. Che--! eake Uckawa or: ot Chicago tlow, finally has succeeded in having] For precious friends hid in death's won't break up. Perhaps the same calamity callers gether. When Chi raised ‘their rune in Solomon's day. And if they had jte ie icago chose Thompson it signifiel! o14 colored woman will e construed Jim: Lane surprised them all’ The deafness which generally de-| School Superintendent McAndrew | Sisters suas, nee about retaining McAndrew. It will| as decisive evidence of cruelty by the) bY demanding suddenly, after ciear-| yelops jas these people become older voted out of office, Your majesty’s| And weep afresh love's long since been there when Adam and Fve were shown the now get the sort of public service the vote indicated | 124 Tm the world’s poorest) ing, his throat raucoasly. | | the ecg napnnae satis. ear of wbleh | next, Hey, there, King George, your cancelled woe, exit they would have been the “I told you soers” was preferied ee | «or rot! T wouldnt touch It is important to. know. that. 70| ™esty’s next! And moan the expense of many a P te agar ine Hi Lad aa j Was preferted, Chris Wiley's lawyer must have; “Of course not! I wouldn't touch— 5 Pe 4 j ‘vanished sight: i that still ply their strange, ill-timed trade. i ¥ i pretty much as did Better tell that iawyer cnap of patie a! the persons oi be Then can I grieve at grievances . Wild youth? Surely, ie | " Churchill, for Saturday rni yours to get what he can for your Peculiar Dlueness of the white por-| ide Surely, now and always. Should ‘The Country Wants Hoover | Churchill, for, Saturday | morning's, fours, (get what hr, can for dour Ton of the eye suffer frequently with || EN NEW YORK | Asa ROT ican nso sats call yeuth ever tame down, should youth ever go about | (Minneapolis Journal) | that Cherry’s husband. had with. “You ain't gota right to stand ia her patiole nee Ai Ore broken | @———$$__$—$_$___—___—_@ oer : s y i ‘i eZ | i 4 nee. MIRE s . » lei, bones usual eal ri , but t ‘ 3 ‘ in the world as cherubim and serapahim, what a) ang now it is Senator Borah, never conspicuous | (“#2 Bis own suit for divorce, after way A) Chris hadn't ougat to be lei O"Practure Rasily sg Ey end New York, Sept. 9—Gotham sights| The sad’ account of fore-bemoaned dismal washout affairs of the earth would become! ; : P j having been notified of the court's | ¢ff too easy. | : — you can’t find in the guide books: moan, ‘i 3 Youth always will be free and in good time find ** ©sPecially fond of the secretary of commerce,| action in regard to the restraining) pve oye, o———__——+ | Those humorously sinister signs to| Which I new pay as if not pa ~ ; : eee ~ ty Who discerns Hoover strength in the northwest, | der requested by Churchitl® Bestar | J r be found east of Tenth Avenue print- Peg ee its way home. And who will deny that home will ¢, 4 2 . ‘That means that Chris won't con- ed in chalk on the sign boards of| But if, the while I think on thee, be better for youth’s having learned of the ways of sompctent observers, wherever they go about the| test your suit, Cherry,” Bob eluci- | ‘“Hell’s ° Kitchen” ... Sometimes dear friend, life us the world outside the home walks them? |COUNtY: Tepert that Herbert Hoover is the man the | dated. “You'll win without a strug: | . A Thought || He.told the girl he loved her much | they are, just chalked names: “Dan| All losses are restored, and sor- gM hae aie th a *jrank and file of Republican voters want for their| be” meee aie, pila pou aan | ave vigor; also vim. fe Bigt (etieky Un Gam or. “tae: —siebeesenrdy Bonnet. * ‘iia aa diliia “ president. the conventions and get married 8] | And when the, people complained OM NOME LRA ORTON, || are eecsiivigtaiares © Hin some aaa 4 é. ie . lav or two after your div it’ di ‘ i prom; The hop-off Tuesday of Lloyd Bertaud and J. D.' him, but pci yee hip The, sath wants | "Fiat ast main asin, Hak gL L | Oe aOR LON tan it wr a ted ike: and Joe." Be at the| “Accused, Your We veg ast tae q Hill from Maine for Rome indicates that, despite i . et ie extene of Caoing Re perry seorion.. "Hut ies 8) ere Airplanes ure to be used for sow-|Same place,” or “Blackie’s gone] You cannot deny that you got into ,Publican” in his behalf. The middle west generally favors him, making him a second choice even in the bid states that are ‘for Lowden first. ‘The far west is t relief to know that my divorce’ Complaint is the largest tribute! ing ri south”... Primitive methods of| the plaintiff's house at 3 in the morn- be granted quietly, without a heaven rcecives.—Swift, | Manitoba. spaces zasiabe of} communication between gangsters BY the wave of adverse criticism of transoceanic "Si tee tt i who fear to meet or be seen together|, “I don’t deny it, sir, Omly“I mis- flights, there are still men who are willing to risk a tee lest they rouse the suspicions of the| took the daor. 5 & their lives to set new marks for aviation. : strong for him. And the east probably prefers him or ouUR WAY police and fellow gangmen . -. icenen, Pen cane hays ‘explained After the apparent deaths of five flyers wh? to'any of the candid : ‘The Spanish. grillwork and balco- if eitempisd to reach Hawall’ as well’ ae hat ct-Paat | ny of the candidates so.far seriously considered, = - nies cast of Seventh, Avenue in the| “But I Say Was hy, wile Redfern on his Brazilian bop daze cairn rieia hasta Charles Evans Hughes is not an aspirant. a HULLO~—GimMme . iwebhien ote is alelaika orehen- waking up—Pele Mele, Paris. Bis ; 2 2 . 4 ra at the Russian Bear ... The : tion that these long distance flights would stop. le soloed of the sity, then. wane Hgayer. | Un “TH GROCERY STORE- | Japaness cafe off Columbus Circle i yee J cae read me al - questionably he would poll a higher: vote, both popu- ATA : T! CANT where they hand: you a-recipe, a one| Kitty: Jack says he cai Not so, ‘Bertaud and Hill's start would seem toliar and electoral, than any of the other potential HARTMANS GROCERY, | HANDLE THERE - N burner. gas stove, a couple. of ‘pots | like * book "t take Jack indicate. nominees, eo alg ‘ITS ON TH CORNER OF | TORN IT— GET and an assortment of, ingredients and] | Katty: 198 gut” ae” probably It may be foolhardy, with our airplanes not yet; Just as unquestionably would he ‘surely be put GARWOOD AN-SHoDDUP, UP Close. ~ IT, \SEND US SOME. |STANDS Sud} The night court on Gath Strect in| means you afe a very plain type. — fully out of the development stage, for aviators to, forward as the Republican nominee; did. there ap- i WILLYA~IM DOIN’ WONT SHOCK ° MEAT TSeEE the pear of the Broadway Halt “ne Tit-Btis, London. : make these flights, but this hop for Romie would! pear to be much danger of Demoetatic success in| |! YOU+ SHE'LL SAY L mans come drifting there throlgh the DETAINED, MAYBE. seemingly bear out an ascertion made in these 1928, ‘ columns a few _weeks ago that nothing can stay} But right there is the rub, State and district an American aviator when he sets out to do some- leaders, senators and congressmen, see:1928 pretty °| , “Can I speak to your father today, ack now en: | jay little man?” alee . “Papa is at the law courts.” “.~ “But you said that a _ménth ago. “ nivht ... The steep] gaged in painting th h neys, in the cloak-and-suit belt... That tigerish walk affected by cloth y i ‘He's still there,”“—Die / Muskete, The world’s si ‘ Geary fa. Roother. Repmnieal yas, Tary Dae Street’. ° The follow whe, tree. to | Vienna. _ The world’s sincere good wishes go with Bertaud |ticians fecl rather sure that any Republican nominee bootleg naughty phonogea ns egeords ic Service iz and Hill. It is waiting to hear that they have who is reasonably able and reasonably well known oer oad raha erie ‘And the} Phone 944 for Tire 5 landed safely in Rome. But even. if they never|will he elected a year from next November. There- imitations of French, poi ; i as reach their goal, their fate will be an inspiration and not a deterrent to countless other flyers. fore Secrctary Hoover's vote-getting ability is mor? lightly held by them than would be the case were a Pickpeckets, I learn, have gone out of ie The other day police caught ano} FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: clese battle between the two major parties immi- Our Changing Diet nent. ; Railway shipments of the 16 ptincjpal fruits and! All of which means that -Hoover’s ‘nomination, Tepes, ead rele Se cate 1924 despite the favor in which he is held by the rank ave annually carloads, an in- and file cf tis party, may never e un- oe ae per cent cette a last tenyyears. lecs that rank By tide cee ‘nant, a with period represented a Per cent increase no little emphasis. bs in the quantity of lettuce consumed, and a 216 per| Why? a Herbert Hoover is no politician. cent increase for grapes. gies i Because he does not know how to dicker with long- In 1926 the 1400 cold storage warehouses listed hot favorite f, and probably would not do so if by the department of. agriculture had a-combined he did know how. Because he is not familiar with capacity of 585,000,000 cubic feet*and they handled the orthodox methods of lining up state-leaders, and 1,000,006 carloads of refrigerator freight. a padly-would not employ them if he was, A _Bince 1910 ice cream consumption has increase’! Wherefore Republiean voters, if they are to have ‘from 1.04 gallons per capita to 2.80, aggregating an their wishes complied with, had better Ret an early . anaual total of 42,200,000,000. gallons. start at the business of insisting that their state and new of fare, use of ice in the district delegations be. instructed for Herbert Y parr -¥ tbe sige Nor is this situation an evidence of the per cai in of ‘presidential’ preference primaries. ' IW most d 1926, 1,040 pounds. ‘ |of the nineteen jat hav m, the é b American menu appears to be changing more tial primaries, s in the past, will register in no ‘J ;more: te fresh fruits, vegetables and da’ Brod: | the popular will of party, voters. As usual, they ’ rather than the heavy starchy foods which for- will commit delegations to the futile support of fa- change of jvorite sons, : Niece timer operating in the sub- way ie ens the first “dip” arrest in many seasons. The on game, once so, popular, particularly where visitors were concerned, went, out of fashion with prohibition, they’ tell me, t se So strenuous are many of the lead- ing feminine roles in Broad: that as niany as a dozen costumes are turned .out original order ‘is ican, Even : the wear and tear is‘ likely to rent in an exbaustion of the supply ‘and the necessity of petting more, > Last. season,. 1 wea old, Rather. ine Cornell had six copies made of a dress in which she played her big- gest scpne, ind ex ne was is shreds at the end of the’ season, LUNE OVER, y. an, a ronx one hal woman, called . we door and asked for him. The aE sli word was sent up and the fellow. re- : fused to come down, The Kindly | No man is too big to feel phere thre UEP Ck Le bk ealtet set ae 20 Has Ss i a