The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 1, 1927, Page 4

PAGE FOUR © THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ‘THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 1927 " * public fully informed at all times on what it thinks 7 : The Bismarck Tribune fog pie py wanton “pattieds peo ‘a a The First and Second A. E. F.—No. 1 e! WASHINGTON An Independent Newspaper ‘city, state or county government. Such measures | : THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER |as these would insure for Alabama a return to the ca, ; : 8 i (Established 1873) {oid inquisitional days in short order. “THE AMERICANS ee , SAY- WHEN YOUVE: FINISHED WANIN' 3 LETTER af i | eeeenesiencrsr Te R aa & ! Z Bismureh, N. by and entered: at the ponotfice a We're Great Gamblers “N 1OIT sy yer repadpesee he BE og aa | | gaBY, ZODNEY DUTCHEM Britih debt, that sent the Brith feeb i ee eee i id Publisher | Americana are great gamblers, The hidden | ARO STEERS ae may credit great ‘tna pp werk es ndbergh LEP eT al cae UNTIL YOULL BE PUSHIN' UP_DASIES | ~ IN-FRANCE George D. Mann..... «+... President ani ; chance lures us, the pot of gold at the foot of the | “ue 5 Subscription Rates Payable in Advance |rainbow, the millions to be made from small in- Daily by carrier, per year .........- 7.20 | vestments. Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck)....... 7.20; the bar ep reef rt ke GF na in e annals w: tecorde je mighty deeds of, tact. bial eel tdi Of the official family, as honest a{ Secretary Kellogg is on the list group as Diogenes ever could hope to|for his refusal to allow aviators of tind, few members have developed | the Houston (Tex.) Chamber of Com- For every ten people willing to take a chance Daily by mail, per year, | : s : «= (in state outside aaa BOO oe Ste there is one who lies awake nights scheming to Td ier y aiew tage aren Sistine Ca OE neh tlih ded = . ible ie! a mi retting or bee: suc! a Daily ge aed Daeatiba - 6 fool them, Irresponsible and crooked promoters of | denying what he has spoken. . would jeo irdize the “larger inter- get-rich-quick real state projects, gilt-edged but! Recent utterances: of the two new| sts” of this country. . tl rohibition chiefs call this to mind.| Disregarding the effect of the rohibition Commissione: . M.| statement on whatever friendly feel- Doran, until recently a retiring, hard-| ing Mexico might entertain for her working chemist engaged in preparing | northern neighbor, alcohol formulae to defeat the hosts) romptly of boot! , summarized the beer |! 8 situation the other day after a sur hence oil. Where: vey, in the larger mid-western cities. meant nothing of th ir. Doran announced that the bee! emai on sale now was very bad. The price} Secretary Wilbur hi: of beer had been forced up to 26 ¢ents| moments, too. There a giass, “an awful price tu pay for | hark back to the political spe Brewers were persuading the | the president himself had to suppress. public to accept near beer at the rate| Recently his rebuke of the two Member of The Associated Press unsupported stocks and a thousand other “dreams” | ~ The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to| find there are just as many suckers nowadays as! the use for republication of all news dispatches | there used to be three-shell victims at the county | - credited mi it e not tend eal] in this pa-|fuirs. It has been remarked by a sagucious banker per, und also the local news of spontdneous origi | thay you could even sell a gold brick in America | Pe ere A cients cl. rozaeation of ull) vi¢ you had a nice certificate to go with it.” | One of the new schemes that has been worked tol ae Foreign Representatives a frazzle in several cities recently is the “hidden | Sa { LS ag) G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY key.” Promoters of some new subdivision hide on f A 7 OG LO a | oS a Va CHICAGO DETROIT | 1), roperty a key that opens a mysterious “prize Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | | the ‘tract difice, ‘The oriee is ValuMbbelcit of 6,000,000 barrels a year. Pacific flyers for sending out an PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH Fis At SELeiaaa Dea GA LERAATIE Ak AER | THE AMERICAN, . ‘Dr. Dot e sure, probably|SOS just when they expected to fall “wv . - : Fifth Ave. Bldg. 4 : ® flee ring, Ee ae - ae LEGION ; SAY. WHEN YOuvVe ea: gill learn nor as he goes, along. Into the middle he‘ocen has been cee a | cell what. Anyway, a nice shiny sedan stands sie WANIN GOODBYE WHY WADE 1 |ways has sold for 25 cents a Secretary Hoover has handled him- HES STARTS Snes customers commonly understand | self well and seldom tripped up. it is near beer “needled” with alcohol. | Secretary Sarg has solved the eee _| problem by saying nothing. whatever, Assistant Secrétary of the Treasury | although a speech to Italian Mi t Seymour Lowman started his troubles | solini. fans in which he honorably with his first two public announce-| mentioned Garabaldi brought pangs ments. In the first, he criticized} to his hearers, P “fanatical wets and fanatical drys”| Even Secretary New might wish to ' and then was understood to huve|erase the threat of postal prosecu- . said that he had given u bore ofjtion of Charles A. Levine after the enforcing prohibition in New York.| Chamberlin-Levine flight to Germany. His first statement aroused the ire S, 9 . of both wets and drys, and the President Coolidgs: has ond utterances brough the drys hind the protecting coat-t oring about his ears for explanatior ite presidential spok: 5 But Lowma' Doran's bad! course, but even from this refuge has breaks are mentioned first only be-| extensively explained remarks about cause they have been recent, Other former Ambassador Jusserand of Pah administratows also have| France and Secretary Hoover. laid themselves open to criticiam.| Still, the ty, and well-being None other than Secretary Mellon of the nation do not seem to have made a remark or two about es shattered. AND GET MY CIOTHES PRESSED UP= : AND CHEER UP= (T WONT BELONG re NOW UNTIL WE KNOCK'EM (S and County Newspaper) front of the subdivision office. That's the worm. Hundreds flock to the lots and go over them j Mr. Hoover’s Seven Projects tooth and nail hunting the key to the treasure box. <In-the opinion of Herbert Hoover, secretary of] Eventually the key is found und the box opened. commerce, the time has come when the United|The lucky one is rewarded. Rewarded? Certain- States shor formulate a broud program for the|ly! With a $100 certificate good as part payment maxi zation of the vast undeveloped water] on a lot. | reso nation. There you are! Day after day, new searchers | Seven Feat projects should be taken up by the|come and find the key and get the nice certificate, “federal government, Mr. Hoover believes, and they| You can’t get something for nothing in this coun- are: flood control of the Mississippi; the Boulder | try. G Dam project, which includes flood control of the Picenieren sere Wulahe soe enon bd Colorado; the Columbia basin ;reclamation proj- ect; the Great Lakes-St. Lawrence waterway ‘to Another Terrible Strain -the sea; the inland waterways system; regulation With the nation all upset over the Atlantic City of the levels of the Great Lakes, and the reclaiming | beauty pageant, we are now subjected to another of the arid lands of the San Joaquin and Sacramen- terrible worry. “to valleys. A group of English shop girls, touring this coun- Forward steps have been taken in the develop-|try, observe that American girls are indeed glor- ment of the inland waterways system, most, recent |ious, even as Flo Ziegfeld says, but thar the Amer- | ____ Bree cares to umeToomaibte to. restric the sale] all about swirls the. welter af’ trattte ef which is the opening of the Mississippi river ican male is not a well dressed fellow at all. His tees of poisons, but not that of kni' ind trade, you may see the holy barge line between Minneapolis-St. Paul and St. clothes simply don’t fit, they say. ropes and other utensils. T rs pacing back and f Louis, But there is still much to be done. The| Life is just one big worry after another. ang NER | wach ab to commit suicide usually viet gauvicns es Missouri river barge system is not yet extended as z eS = Anne Aus Pd | { ee {chanting quietly to themselv “ t. E 2 ied @m.,. ‘Few so much top to ponder the far north as it should go. On the Ohio river there x, 1, cee a be i unwritten sermon that lies in his still is to be developed a complete system. | Editorial Comment | Young Mrs. Minnock came to sum-| here? Please think! Any woman rela- artead of 9. sored tive areicies ___BARBS J Bice cistern og tuecectee: fees (Official City, State women. The choice of poison used | uit belt, smothered by towering varies greatly, but not the total num-; buildings, stands a lovely little ber of cases. If one type of poison | Franciscan church. A flowered watk The Great Lakes-St. Lawrence waterway is one mon Faith and Bob to breakfast. but/ itive?" Faith went to her sister and| on the national suicide problem. y ith refi d, eh ce 4 by We can’t all go to the Dempsey- strains of their chant, wh: i - thing which Mr. Hoover has always staunchly sup- Mr: Levine, Please Come Hi terieally cdot ede f fe ae blank, golden cyes| Tomorrow: Ages of Suicide.) Tunney fight, but we can tall tho. craah of trafic. that goss ia ai "ported, and if it is ever realized, it will be largely sign maT rates that Bob did not insist het burning brown ones. | BY DR. MORRIS PISHBEIN _| elders of $40 seats some of the de- a through his efforts. But one man, not even a high i (Minneapolis Tribune) “If i were Chri she began ief-dulled bewilder-| Editor Journal of the American “sti of the battle after they get fA Thought * offi like Mr. Hi can cut all the red tay We believe American popular opinion would painfully, but for a dismaying length | me h? Oh, I can't| Medical Association and of Hygels, eae | A Thought icer like Mr. Hoover, can : pe tain Uncle Sam’s sending to Mr. Charles A. Levine of time the conception seemed fan- the Health Magazine < The smaller United States currency! @———______——? :. with which such an international project inevitably i caideasaractitiatn aaa a: follo is rites imnes ble of realization.| “You've got $6 pk!” ‘Faith sat When a man commits suicide he} core, sae xatremiste: Maal = must be entangled. The waterway must go through, 8) ig sol a ws: Chris Wiley, rardly, conceited of| down by Cherry g§d put her arms|has a variety of choices of means by a0’ many-people hamphacked Be then faithful. unto death— . ¢§ ito heateeist ‘| “Mr, Charles A. Levine, his power over women, doggedly: dg | about her. Please’ try to think if which he will propel himself into the} ¢,o1 ¢, rying araai Revel. 2:10, and energetic work will do much to hasten its com ; termined to have the only womapt|there is some woman to whom. Chris|unknown, The internati list of | *? +) : o€ pletion. Somewhere in Europe (heaven knows where),| who had resisted bis charms—! t have gone for ‘help in hiding | causes of death gtoups:cases aecord-| ‘wno remembers the old days when|., Pin-thy faith to no man’ The Boulder Dam project would have been fin-{ “Dear Sir: poled pr hee cate, How gadtyectd paved a wide, ine ie fyi pid pation: . gape + a vice presiden; didi't have much to na two eyes of thy ished by this time had not the states of Arizona| “There is a feeling in the United States that your| Could she imagine his mental prog-| came warm and human again. “Oh: x eutting or | "AY? se 3 | SE : 4 . . HR ? it. § Faitht You's te ! ‘i agcher- and California become embroiled in a squabble. It} diplomatic services in Europe entitle you to a vaca-' saved Cherry once before, had sav@i| knew you would. Let me think!”|£rm high places, b ah insta Muar usc iomeese: how the f News Briefs =] will in time be completed and it will be a thing of} tion. No doubt you felt that you should carry on raat ma pega! mee ascents ae seas bands clasped tightly, her: Bese ine Nekepaes conses. | bird flying noch thin fall? 4 ferh’ states. i i i i jor the murder: 01 al! jung, {white forehead, with its wing-like 2 sere * oe A SRILASEAE 5 Ss Sia GS LES inestimable value to the southwestern’ states the: work of creating goodwill for America which! whom she had jilted to marry. Chrs {bronze brows, Knitted in a frown iM complistted’ by’ mean: F fe “1 Italy declines to borrow any more|” Hot Springs, 8. D.—Sherman Fin- i y i i ‘Hope, Hope!—could be saved the matter with me? Old Aunt Chioe!| tively more frequently in rural dis- . F, are all vital. They do not all directly affect every really, Mr. Levine, you need not continue going to totkeet ie oh Geers me? unt Chioe! | (103 than in the city. Men are more roved. Two birds in the h seem: ‘Minnesota, is ill with gastric - state, but their commpletion would do much to en- all that trouble. Colonel Lindbergh’s idea of mak-{ ing hal panes eels ised repro world of ith. likely to use firearms than are: wo- better than 3 in the hand: eee a Pet reg ir ala in-law, hance the progress of the nation as a whole. Ajing a happy impression seemed to differ somewhat = would pe ee che had never fail 5 . determined effort should be made at the next con- from yours. He. never had the notion that quarrel- Mureh Mane: 7 a woaias or was his nurse and later his father’s and the pistol is preferred to housekeeper after his mother died. ft \ : Chris took me to see her once. He aging” Choice Abroad A man was shot in Chicago for eat- ing all the fantily's rolls, Maybe|’ Rochester,’ Minn.—Governor Chris- r he thought they were biscuits. tia ‘will ‘und . her th nson undergo operation here he only kind thing|,,1" most countries outside Bi Thursday or Friday for kidney stones. ficing decisiqn..to go back to ; : regen : preterred. The United Stavens tal "Old Masters | - aed 4 ser preferred. ‘e United States, Italy —- them will far overbalance their cost. sibly you entertain the opinion that these were} for the sake of her baby. would be| live?” Faith cried Where does. shel and Spain are the only, countries in Old Masters a A Plymouth, de- merely felicitous little touches which the colonel, in| broadcast to thé:world—and to Chris.| crushing Cherry's ‘tiny body. the clslliped: world in whlek firencme to Americas before. Baturday” if the Satu: St. Raphael -fails in its af pt. — gress to see that some legislation is passed on these | ing with various pilots was the best of form, nor) pers would be sending up re -geven major projects. The benefits accruing from did he at any time boast of his street brawls. Pos-| any minute, and Cherry's: seli frequent than other “Let me see—oh, yes! In Peach oR aie When I was a beggarly boy Tree Hollow, Shantytown, they call it.| "Yn the United States suicide by A or eho pho eon ad You remember where you looked for} hanging or strangulation. ranks sec- pr Pe Passengers of disabled liner Char- old Phil the beggar, who turned out} ond. Suicide by asphyxia includes! when I could not sleep for the cold, lotte are rescued -sand’ brought to to be that awful Thompson who killed | deaths by gas, either natural or! Thad fire enough Tray brain, Wrangell Island, Alnska, by coast and Mr. Cluny? There's where site| artificial. This form is naturally far| ana builded, with roofs of gold, _ {geodetic vessel explorer. lives—" __|more common in the cities than in} y. penutiful castles in Spain. — But Faith was already calling| the country, where the facili ZA ‘ as U. S. district attorney at Los An- Bob’s name, her voice quivering and|not so frequently availabl cin is informed by r Admiral The other projects which Mr. Hoover mentions | was so nobly initiated by Colonel Lindbergh. But," Wiley. If Cherry and | Hope- ees “Of course! What's 2t™s, and gus dre employed rela-| noney until her brosperity pas im- rack ‘and freshman football us! Her fingers dug deeper into her i ‘ his hurry forgot, and which you should supply lest pate A Tip on Writing Rissneane.gee the iden. Americans were-not-veran-| "sir tere chile she: forced: har: Many young people aiming to write a play, OT|tite, The truth is, incredible as it may seem,| self to reason calmly, “I would: be ~ write anything for that matter, entertain a notion ‘Americans are mostly convinced that Colonel Lind- ane this payin ae tarcerchers that New York is the place to go to write it- Ajnorgh, as an informal envoy, did an entirely satis-| know what to do with the baby, once : I had it—if I were Chris. I would » young North Carolina backwoodsman proceeds to | factory job abroad; and the need of the zealous of. | 4 ne set them right. forts you are displaying to improve on the colonel | pe, angry when the baby cried and i bewildered when it was hungry oF) shrill with excitement and ho Among women i * The young Carolina backwoodsman is Paul Green. | is not apparent on this side. nerded fresh clothes, Sof 1 were | eee ge id mae 28 : night, iMcKean that new reg: of Aimee . His play, “In Abraham’s Bosom,” was awarded the } 1927 Pulitzer prize. Listen to what he says: <> “§ have seen dozens of young men strike out “ for New York to express their souls. They have *« to eat, so they get a job in a newspaper office or “ advertising agency, intending to do their writing ‘on the side. Perhaps in the first spasm of ambi- tion they publish one thin volume and are never _ heard from again. Greenwich Village and Times ++ Square have gobbled them up. *. “I¢ I had to stay in New York my pen would run * dry within the year. And if I wrote to please the ‘New York critics, God help my work! .“I started out in life very close to the elemental, and:nbw. New Yorkers are talking pityingly about “We might add that your making a spectacle of | ne. Of course!” she drew a deep, yourself as a solo flyer is not winning the highest | shuddering sigh of eet, “Why enthusiasm here. The United States has succeeded SOR ee re tdtteereeten in proving to Europe this year that it has the finest | Cherry says he has been living with flyers in the world. Such a reputation is worth hav- igla Reger aalinieed Mex : e ing and worth preserving. We trust you will for-| 1. °q ‘stenographer. Would Lola help give us if we express some doubt as to whether | him take care ‘of his baby—Cherry’s your weird and amateurish flights are notably en- babst Ne ae Ae movi be penne hancing that reputation. We note that the British| her know his desperate plan. for forcing Cherry to live with him at Croydon nearly died of fright while you were c again. Not Lola! Then—who?” | 1 id Bob turn deiec-| Drowning follows, being quite com- store, re away on the scent.|monly employed by women, cutting But I'd give all my lamps of silver, naval uniforms. bright NEA Service, Inc.) or pievelne instruments being of the <r same frequency. "Hie pamela baled tht colored | nt Puen, Mat cni,te, mares) ST BOT VBGogn iw RocKIEs suicide wit e razor, : 4 but figures show that they do not}, YoU gave and may snateh again; . jah employ this means with any greater]! bale Ser hing See: pain om 08 pone ware al = A sae rah ied i“ ar gro found a dandy uke, frequency than do the white. For 1 own.no more-casties in Spain! ‘rea somew! in the mountains soon hogan to Stral Waste Leap —James Russell Lowell: Aladdin, | here is still goi The treasure RS omen The music sounded awful ‘cause Jumping from high places is ap- The notes were the bum. paren Bretarred by mameen P z of Scotch whis! ee jionately to eir choice of aj Lizzie Shelton, who died recently| ways, but colored people scarcely ever|} LIN NEW ‘YORK ' Se et Danie —, - ‘ thousan near Lexington, Ky., probably was) use this method. the only.negro who ever was eligible| The rates for poisoning vary great- rh, . 1—Wherever you % rere cy aan to membership in the Daughters of|ly from year to year. It i “im, Manhattan incengruities It was in the late 70's that Dyn- and ambulances in the United Kingdom out to as-| “Cherry, has Chris any relatives, the American Revolution. od likewise relatively p hop out at -you—that is,-if you're raven built a lodge for -the ;.great = 2 - : { numbers of guests-he was accustomed sist in carting away your fragments. Have a hear', = { Mr. Levine. Don’t scare Europe to death. We still] QUT OUR WAY : : ce j is i : ee of we st ie -hoae seam iar liquor were i (Copyright, flopping around in the air preparatory to landing, She d a herself f her bed and that they had nearly all the fire departments | and ee te Chere s. oy ee 3 "| The things th ide han- | hope to collect some portion of that debt from our ba ae goog Banat nae nee: r my late associates. Please come home. Your business MM-I SEE THOSE NEW PEOPLE AW SHU RRUP- . ale ir each year and cached near tl Thus young Americans who feel the urge to write egal oy gine ee sarang nee ae eo MOVING "IN OOWN THE STREET You AiuuSs Kinoniy: , homo. 8 nd ene for. ona ered when th plays, novels or anything else worth while (and - Oe ee ceetias ms anything if eas eee. a pag te IN TH. FAMILY STUFF—1 meant 2 Teoaes an Ceti i w York.|'was buried by servants, who were there are plenty of such young Americans) can|\° 0 St to grst boat and leave Europe. THINK ™ ‘ies ae c t \ “THINK YA KNOW 14 faking trom they are, unable to find it the following spring. “UNCLE SAM.” SHOE BLACKING, SOAP FELLER DASSINT -. {[| rathert ifettor ae young are trying te diseerer, ee AND HAIR OIL TO STAND jOOMB_ HIS HAIR make up their minds that they can do just as we!l at home as they can in New York. “Stay at home, read books, ignore artificial stand- J \ = ards and keep a steady job,” advises the young And Now the Swather A LITILE EXTRA STRAIN THOT WHO Ie \ reeaes pet ekvec’ semmante of Bor| req at his grave be near the * Carolina writer who at 33 is an instructor in phil- (St. Paul Dispatch) FoR ABouT F hemian life which put the village on’ road and that farmers hauling their + <¢ sosophy in the University of North Carolina. “If| The combine, a machine that harvests and . rf > ‘ { ages Ve J remalas zear In_ang| cotton, cree to market shold coll out ' you have a steady job, you can write when you|threshes grain, has hardly made its entry in the tigi : . 5 : } ing place for o ioned folk.’ for ptnat day. Tale hat been doe for northwest when another appears on the scene that may be even more acceptable. It is known as the y : eating ther, bly because it cuts and |; the i p fe, g ; ‘aed ; r iJ swather, probably use it cuts and lays grain prides “popu aca” iveh’t.” ¥ ly have something to say and stop when you 4 Alab Legiala in swaths or windrows, with heads all one way. q ‘ oil reads ortintas” < \qhe judiciary committee of the 5 hiesanak Such a machine was tried this week on the two- , y h , th- representatives recommended for passage at the section farm of R. T. Buckler, near Crookston. It nS, J & § order drink from “cocktails to} cuts and lays in windrows 60 to 80 acres of grain ’ | mint sees and get it. The con- Like the combine it evades the cost of binder twine, of shocking and of other labor. One trouble with the combine in our northern regions is that after the grain is threshed it has a high moisture content and if binned immediately suffers deteriora- tion. This requires that the grain he spread out , - yy . ‘was held for drying and repeatedly shoveled—a costly opera- 5 +t 2 : 3 Scns te marble dining foom’ The swather does not have this disadvantage, i dae ee ateennct grain lying loosely upoh the stubble has amount of sir space beneath it, dties in three days‘and may remain even longer if worable. It is them scooped up fo the, threshet, coming out ma- conditions adverse to x session two bills which, if they had gone thro -successfully, would have succeeded in put- 3 ting? Alabama another step nearer that stage of which some citizens of that state seem to 5 Re “HAD A SISTER #”