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PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune’ An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) detective stories was great'stuff. In recent years he has run to seed, and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s deci-| sion to kill off the old codger and raze the Baker! street dwelling is good judgment. Holmes should retire on his early laurels before he ruins his own} reputation and obliterates his few really glorious | deeds, | Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at; Bisnfarck as second class mail matter. George D. Mann..........President and Publisher Good Drivers Subscription Rates Payable in Advance | Scooting in and out, from one lane of busy traffic | Daily by carrier, per year ............. .$7.20 |to another, with short spurts of speed and sudden} Dai ail, per year, (in Bismarck)...... 7.20| jamming of brakes, the good driver wends his way | il, per year, home. | (in’ state outside Bismarck)..... ‘ i | Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.... He must be a good driver to do this and come E Member Audit Bureau of Circulation | through without even a scratch on his fenders, | | | But he’s highly inconsiderate. It has been shown, he amember, of The Assoclated Press 1s 4, |time und again, that he gains little time, that the| 1 the use for republication of all news disputches |man who keeps a steady pace and runs along the| . credited to it or not otherwise credited in this pa-|same lane, meets up with him at the next stop- Per, and also the local news of spontaneous origi | jight, without having the worry and fretfulness the i published herein. All rights of republication of all |“good” driver must surely endure. other matter herein are also reserved. Regardless of this, however, he makes driving! \bad for others. It is they who have to watch out} for him. They have to turn out suddenly for fear} he would scrape against them, or jam on their! brakes if they happen to pull up behind him. i It’s a nerve-wracking job for cthers, result of the! “—~ l inconsiderate hoggishness of what is supposed to be (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | good driving. When a good driver gets that good, he should be | Death Rate Higher | taught how to drive all over again. | Declining birth rates and increasing death rates} “ bre revealed by the Department of Commerce in| statistics for 1926 covering twenty-eight of the! * states from which the figures were gathered. | For the area covered there were 1,597,903 births | and 961,752 deaths. The birth rate was lower in| twenty-six of the states while the death rate was! higher in twenty-three of the twenty-eight states. | When one sits beneath the mighty frame of the | The infant mortality rates were shown to have been|king of the dinosaurs, it is not a few centuries | higher generally in 1926, as twenty-one of the twen- | that look down upon one, but three hundred thou- | ty-eight states showed increased figures. jsand. Lord Grey, coming to the country some! Birth rates are not so important for us, the! years ago, wanted first and most of all things to present generation, but the death rate is, for that|see this giant among giants, the tyrannosaurus rex, awaits every last one of us somewhere along the|and it is said that he went down upon his knees line. Science has gone forward along the line of|in a tour of the massive skull, too heavy in its fos- prolongation of life to such an extent that many | sil state—embedded as it is in the stone which has times we think we shall live forever. Then alonz|preserved it—to put in its place on the skeleton. comes some pain or ache and we realize that after | No more impressive view down the corridor of time “ all life is a fleeting proposition and all that we can|is to be had than in this section of it, where these | hope to do with it is to prolong its span jugt a little/mighty beasts were turned to stone, millions of | bit. years before any human hunter came upon the/| But while science has been going ahead along | earth, many lines in advancing the cause of longevity,; What Lord Grey was willing to cross the ocean nature itself has reacted by giving us new crops of to see is now accessible to cur millions, and espe- ailments and diseases peculiar to civilization in the| cially to our school children. They may grow up _ advanced stage in which we are living. Heart af- with a consciousness of that long past. This must fections, cancer and other rather baffling ailments | have its effect in the orientation of their own lives, are taking a heavy toll in spite of the best efforts since it gives a wider range for their imagination, of medical science to work out methods of combat-|a greater responsibility as the latest living heirs | + ing their effect. of a patrimony that has been so vast a time .in The best insurance against having.an unfavorable| the gathering, and a larger outlook into the future | death rate operate upon you is to keep body and of a world that has such a past. | mind absolutely fit. This means mental and physical] Why these giants came, man will probably never . play and a lessening of thé nerve tension which|know. Did nature think to establish a monarchy in characterizes life today. Unless we learn to relax|the animal world in the evolution of this tyrant, we will fall heir to a host of new diseases that will) this survivor of a carnivorous species that fed upon boost the mortality rate sky-high. its herbivorous kind? At any rate, the “putsch” for the dinosaurian dynasty failed. The carnivor- ous fed upon the herbivorous; but when the prolific herbage upon which the latter depended failed be- cause of a change in natural conditions, not only did the herbivorous perish, but they dragged their would-be monarchists of the animal kingdom down with them into an oblivion that would have been ecmplete if nature had not taken pains to preserve stone memorials of the aeons of which it might be written, “There were giants in those days.” | Foreign Representatives | G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK - Fifth Ave. Bldg. 30,000,000 Years Ago (New York Times) | | | | Presidential Bait Becomes an Issue With farm relief essential, with the Geneva arms conference just’ gaging .into action, with an election only a little more than a year away, with the Chi- nese situation darkening, with Nicaragua, Tacna- Arica and Mexico all to be watched, with an extra « Session of congress imperative, it seems that there is enough work in store for any number of able heads and unidle hands to take care of. On top of all these things, however, President Coolidge has seen fit to thrust one more issue, + thereby making the situation pregnant indeed. This is. his stern ultimatum to catch South Dakota trout with worms. Ignoring the proper artificial flies, he has waded into the trout streams with an agenda of angleworms, and has proceeded to catch fish. Sen- ators Borah and Reed, quick to check the adminis- tration of any weakness, have naturally risen to the - @ceasion, and denounced this nefarious practice with characteristic vigor. The president's stubborn policy in this serious matter is no doubt dictated by the soundest economy, but in a situation of this kind, with foreign dip- « lomats watching every move, the prestige of the ‘ country is at stake. If the Coolidge movement for + a third term is entirely exploded, it will no doubt ~ be traced back to the one undiplomatic move of the president’s whole political career—his insistence on worms for his fishhooks. | | Welcome, Mr. President (St. Paul Dispatch) President Coolidge comes to the Northwest today as its guest for the summer. He comes t) Min- nesota, as well as to South Dakota, although in trav- ersing this state he is not able to accept the wel-! etme which the people of Minnesota would be/ pleased to extend him. President Coolidge comes to the Northwest in two capacities. In the first place he comes as the Presi- dent of the United States, and in that capacity he is here to gain a more intimate knowledge of one of the most perplexing issues which has confronted his administration, to acquaint himself with the point of view of this part of the country, and to pre- pare himself more completely for the renewal of the attack on the agricultural problem next winter. And in the second place, he comes as a potential candidate for reelection to the presidency. | Minnesota is always glad to see the President. |He has been here on previous occasions and he has made a good impression. The people of. Minnesota are all the more glad to see him again because this | time his mission is so closely bound up with the agricultural question which just now lies uppermost in their minds, As a potential candidate for reelection, under these circumstances, it may perhaps be assumed that President Coolidge has not been unmindful of the advantages which are supposed to accrue for the candidate who can take a head start in the early Primaries. Minneapolis can take consolation for the seeming slight done lake Minnetonka in the preference of the Black Hills, in the reflection that the first of all the presidential primaries is held in South Dakota while Minnesota has none at all. South Dakota sets its formidable primary system in motion early in February.. The North Dakota primary takes place on March 20, the Wisconsin on April 3, and the grand wind-up in South Dakota on May 22. A sympathetic understanding with South Dakota is certainly a good in itself, but for the effect it may have elsewhere, it is to be even more highly esteemed. For our part, we hope that not only South Dakota but the whole of the Northwest comes to this sym- pathetic understanding with the President, and to that end we counsel the friends of farm relief not to é The Women Still Pursue Granting that the ladies are entitled'to the vote . and that they have their place in politics, it seems “a dead shame that the female politicians can’t * Jeave some symbol of man’s former glory as a man’s) * revel at which he can enjoy himself and still kid ~ himself that he is boss. There is, however, to be no such luck. '-| The handwriting on the wall was writ large in box-car letters at White Plains, N. Y., the other 4 day, when the Women’s Republican club met the . Westchester county board of supervisors on the * greensward and played ’em a game of baseball. This nefarious and insidious event will no doubt + ‘become a custom, for the silk-stocking vote must be | coaxed along. It’s too bad. Time was when the baseball game between the , founty courthouse and the city hall was a man’s ‘ ‘game, in. which only the flabby male office-holders could indulge \and acquire charley horses and stiff ‘arms. There was refined political cussing in those days, and tobacco eating and divers other manly 4 Ps 4 ‘sports. But the times, as Shakespeare said, are out of Joint. The old order has changed for something is beyond comprehension. Politics used to be but now it’s an art. the President we urge the necessity of his going get peech know |deep into the real heart of the agricultural com- and it usually takes @ good swift| munity. The only possible basis for this mutual under- ial close. Authors|standing must be in complete f: The real spokesmen of the farmer, not the ha variety who will gladly tell the President anything he wants to hear, must speak what is in their minds. Let there ONDE Sen TD HO | she added bitterly. be overawed by the nearness of greatness, and on a THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE After Cherry had had a soothing warm bath and had obediently drunk a tall glass of hot milk, Faith tucked | the covers about the small body, | fragrant with bath salts and ex- quisitely dainty in a chiffon night- gown from the trousseau which Ralph Cluny had paid for and which he had never seen. “Don't leave me, Faith,” Cherry begged, her breath still coming in lit- tle gasps, like a child who is “snub- bing self to sleep after a hard ery. “I want to talk to you. I—I never get to talk to you like we used to. You're always thinking about Bob even if you're not tal I believe yo! you do me! “Not better, darling ith answered gentl love him better than —differently, drawing the rv's by the its side and reaching for nguid white hat with |, rose tinted nails,“ you think you can sleep now?, need sleep, honey. “I want to talk,” Cherry persisted stubbornly, ith, didn't tell Selma and George, that I—I'm going to have # baby. Don’t blame George. He wouldn't have taken me to the dance if he'd known. Nobody would,” “After a little I won't dare—oh, Faith, I can't bear to think I'll soon be ugly and—dif- | ferent—” Her tortured eyes glanced down her slim length beneath the | flowered silk coverlet. “Where did you go?” Faith asked, ‘trying to keep reproach out of her voice University Club,” flushed and lowered her eyes. “George belongs, you know. There were about thirty couples—-some of the richest young men in town, with the real society girls, George sai he would have asked me before, if he had known I was ready to go out Cherry ing about him.) ow, painted rocking chair to Cher-| { again. I told him I was simply dy: | ing for 2 good time, so he took me.| He—he was awfully good to me.| Faith.” 'm glad,” Faith said slowly. Her mind traveled swiftly back over the| I! before, when George Pruitt, ar- t, and son of the rich and iniiuen- tial’ Lincoln Pruitts, had paid violent | court to her, had wanted to marry her. He had not cared particularly for Cherry then, a fact which Cherry had never been ‘able to forgive and understand. But he had come to! | Cherry's aid during the trial, had of- | | fered to advance any sum of money for the hiring of lawyers. “And! everyone else—nice—to you?” Faith will be at the north end of the long string of stars in the constellation capricornus, and will lie in the south- ern part of the constellation aquar- ius, through which it has been mov- ing fot two days. WENTZ IS NOT PLAYING FAIR, WARDEN SAYS Prison Inmate Given Leave to Have Operation Reported in Grand Forks" brought out the words with difficul- | | It had never been discussed be- | tween them, but each of the girls jihad wondered an& worried as to | what the attitude of the town would; be when Cherry should show herself | | again socially. cH ‘A red tide of shame crept up Cher- *s throat, spread over her cheeks {and ran into the tousled, shining | curls that lay like a baby’s upon her! forehead. “The girls were horrid,” she con- fessed jerkily. “But the men fel’ over themselves to dance with me I was the belle of the ball, in spite of the fact that I had on a dinner dress instead of an evening dress— thank heaven it was sleeveless!— and in spite of the fact that the girls) looked daggers at the men while they were dancing with me. And! how I danced!" she smiled suddenly. | Then her mouth twisted piteously.| “I can’t dance any more until after- wards. Oh, Faith, what's going to become of me? What? What? 1) can’t live with you and Bob forever, with—it, being an expense on you,/ crowding your house—" . TOMORROW: Chris Wiley’s visit. (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) | “Landing Field ‘Already Proves Value to City | —_—_—_—_—————_t Advantages of having a regi larly designated airport in Bis- marck, such as is now a reality through the action of the Asso- ciation of Commerce in leasing an 80-acre plot south of the city for that purpose, was demon- strated Saturday when a man and his wife and their young child, living about 100 miles from the Capital City, made the journey here via the air route. Desiring to visit Bismarck on a shopping trip and to consult a local clinic, the people stepped into an airplane in their home town and within a litle over an hour were at their destination. They had read in the Tribune. a _ few days before that the city now has an airplane landing field so they had no hesitancy in making the trip for fear there would not be a suitable place to land upon their arrival. After completing their business transactions here they returned home by the same method of conveyance—the airplane. Last Minute Bulletins Pe tia Peking. June 28. — (AP) — American forces in north China reached 1.600 men today with the arrival of 1,100 marines from the tenth provi nal regiment including an jation §detach- ment, in the Tientsin region. Columbus, Ohio, June 28.— (AP)—A. W. Hawkins of Omaha was elected president of the United Commercial Travelers Secretaries asnociation today prelisainary to the convention of the supreme council of the United Commercial Travelers to- morrow. Los Angeles, June 28.—(AP)— Five men and women convicted of ma ughter for the death of the film cowboy, Tom Kerrick, last April during a wild liquor party, were Judge Carlos Hardy denied their applications for probation, sanc- tioned hy the state, and after severe lecture sent them all to San Quentin for from one to 10 ytars, New Work, June 28.—(AP)— The prospect of having to place her five children, from two to 10 phan asylum, prompted Mrs. Mary Freeman, a widow of two months. to turn on seven gas ae in her home in Whitestone, L. I., last night. Neighbors smelling gas, called police this morning, and the six were found dead in two ls. ee | MANDAN NEWS | ——_______ ____- Judge Berry Not to Hear Couture Cases An affidavit of prejudice against Judge H. L. Berry was filed in Grant county district court at Carson Mon- day afternoon by J. K. Murray, coun- sel for George Couture, alleged ring leader of a gang of reservation country outlaws. There are three charges against Couture, two for stealing horses and one for butchering hogs at the C. Musser farm when the family was away from home. All three charges aid Attorney L. H. ndan, special prosecu- tment of Attorney Gen- eral George Shafer. The affidavit of prejudice does not extend to Grant county but to Judge Berry. As a consequence, it is expected that Judge Thomas Pugh of Dickinson will he called to preside at the Couture trials some time after uly 4.° ‘ Couture is one of eight men ar Haag ah Seeks. A eget int iga- mn by agents o: ‘attorney gen- ers Three of the others are Sow in the North Dakota penitentiary, following pleas of guilty, and one is in the South Dakota prison. ACCEPTS POSITION AT NORTH. WESTERN ES es Migs, Agnes Jones, former girl gymnasium teacher at Mandan sehoel,- has ace a position” as rector of ath for girls at lorthwestern university in Evanston, Til. Miss Jones is attending the sum- mer school session at the University of Wisconsin, ison, at present, GIVE PRUE LUNCHEON Mrs. H. 8. 1} and Mrs, L. C. Jone o'clock luncheon with five tables of bridge in play during the after- noon. The rooms were attractively decorated with peonies and _ fox- gloves, Mrs, H. L. Parsons held the high score for the card game. Mrs. George Janda of Bismarck was an out-of-town guest, RETURN HOME D Mr. and Mrs. E. R. Lanterman od daughter, Mer ,» have returned from a few days’ trip to Minneapolis and St. Paul. En route home they visited the Dr. Spielman family at Prior Lake, and with Mr. and Mrs. Charles Robertson at Valley City GUESTS AT PERCY HOME Dr. and Mrs. R. E. Percy have as their guests this week, Mr. and Mrs. F. G. Posely and sons, Clare and dames, and Miss Marion Schroeder of Fargo. “Mrs. Posely is Mrs. Per- cy’s sister. TQ ST. CLOUD Mrs. Mike Tschida, who has been the guest of Mr. and Mrs. John Opitz for the past week, left Monday for St. Cloud, Minn., where she will visit en route to her home in St. Paul. SPENT WEEK-END AT DICKINSON Betty Mackin, Roland Mackin, and Bruce Furness have returned ‘from| Dickinson where they spent the week-end with friends. 500 Marines and Five Airplanes ‘Landed at Hsigho Tientsin, China, June 28.—()—A detachment of 500 American marines, with five airplanes, has been landed ‘at Hsigho, midway between Tientsin and Taku, where aviation headquar- ters are being established. One thousand additional marines and 12 airplanes are expected to ar- rive from Shanghai in a few days. London, June 28.—(#)—A Shanghai dispateh to the Exchange Telegraph says the Chinese nationalists admit suffering the heaviest reverse of the war at Suchowfu, northwestern Kiangsu province. Attacked by General Sun Chuan- Fang and his Shantungese, the na- tionalists evacuated the city after four days’ fighting in which they lost 30,000 men, mostly killed, and tetreated 30 miles to Pengfu. Lindy Returns to St. Louis Tomorrow New York, June 28—()—Colonel Charles A. Lindbergh, who is trying to xemain in seclusion and says he is “edging back to private life,” will fly to St. Louis tomorrow. He was a luncheon guest of partners of J. P. Morgan in the private dining room of the firm's Wall street offices yes erday. “He sii ipped unrecognized through the milling crowds. in the financial distriet, but word of his presence spread about and three hours later, when he emerged to the street, he wancaepeled by hundreds of office worl “He will leave for St. Louis early tomorrow morning with Major Lan- phier in a Curtiss Hawk plane, to prepare for his nonstop flight to Ottawa in the Spirit of St. Louis on July 2, on the invitation of the Canadian government. Wives of 2 Jail Breakers Arrested Grand Forks, N. D., June 28.—(P) Sorbo, Grand Forks county is expected here this eve- ning with two women, Mrs. Josephine Brown and Isabelle Crable, wives of two of the three men who broke jail here a week ago. Three men were arrested at Hibbing yesterday were ted today to have proven their identify sufficiently and were re- leased by Hibbing authorities. The brs 4 are Prins irenatt back to face charges of aidinj in the escape of their husbands, a Hibbing, Minn. Juhe 28. Three men. arrested by police last ni as being the trio who broke is | in Grand shee Clifford. Wentz, Grand Forks boot- legger and state ae inmate, isn’t playing fair with the penitentiary authorities, Warden John J. Lee said today when informed that Wentz now is in Grand Forks, The man was sentenced to a two- year term for a second violation of the prohibition law but was granted a leave of absence from the peniten- tiary May 8 so that he could go to Paul and have an operation. The ginal leave was for 40 days, Re- cently he was granted an additional two weeks and now is due to return to the penitentiary on July 1. Wentz was given leave without a guard and without bond, Lee said, because of the hoard’s belief that she would return. The trip to St. Paul was granted because the Great Northern railroad, hy whom Wentz formerly was employed, agreed to |nav his railroad fare and hospital expenses. Wentz's action in returning to Grand Forks instead of directly to the penitentiary was: a breach of faith, Warden Lee said, and an- nounced that he would take the mat- ter up with the governor to see what should be done about it. “If Wentz is able to be in Grand Forks he is able to be here,” Lee said. : COMPENSATION BUREAU’S FUND IN FINE SHAPE ‘Fund as a Whole in Solvent Condition,” ‘Says Lund, State Examiner Finances of the state workmen’s compensation bureau are in excel- lent condition, according to 0. B. Lund, examiner for the state board of auditors who has just completed an examination of its affairs. After setting aside a res of 00 as an estimated additional medical’ expense on awarded claims, Lund places the surplus -fund of the bureau at $737,808, This surplus, he assets in excess of known liab after setting up ample reserves for the payment of all awards’ and cla on the basis of estimates as com- ilities, TUESDAY, JUNE 28! K PRIVATE foes back, b FRANCE 9.2% ™ | | | _ Editor's Note: This*is Chap- | ter 72 of the series of articles written by un ex-soldier who is revisiting France as a corre- spondent for The Tribune, CHAPTER LXXII The “hawks of Paris” should be avoided by Legionnaires and all other tourists most religiously. They prey ‘on the visiting tourists and once | they settle a few claws onto an un- suspecting pocketbook—the story is tol All along the boulevards that eon- verge at the Opera, and particularly in that street of all eets which is presided over by a statue of Na- do their haunting, “Guide, sir?” they ask, “See the interesting sights of Paris! See the Crystal Palace! See’ many strange sights.” Gifted with the consummate nerve of a patent-medicine faker, they can- not be shaken off easily. They can spot an American almost before he ets off the train at the Gare St. Enzaire. Once they think they have one “hooked” they follow along for blocks, wheedling and demanding acceptance of their services, They Daily Health | Service _ BY DR. MORRIS FISHBEIN' al ef the American ine During the summer motorists tour the country, going from place to place, stopping frequently at summer camps. Among the chief dangers to which they expose themselves are the drinking of water not properly pro- tected ugainst typhoid fever or dys- entery germs. Many camps have |improper sewage disposal; others have places for supplying food which are not controlled as to the purity of materials sold or as to freedom from bacterial contamination. John Walker rington recently ed in Hygeia the manner in which some camps protect the travel- ing public. It must be borne in mind that most people are careless in the matter of drinking water. Any water that is exposed cannot be guaran- teed as to its drinking qualities. Therefore, all wayside springs are best sealed with concrete and their discharge conducted by pipes to a river or to sewers, Spring water is taken from lake: filtered and treated with chlorine s as to make it safe. It has been found necessary to mark brooks and even the standpipes in the railroad stations with signs to the effect that the water is not good for drinking purposes. In order to prevent contamination of spring: sewage, camps ure per- mitted, within restricted areas, and are provided, as are the trails as well, with suitable comfort stations. These must be screened to prevent the entrance flies. They rest usually on septic tanks of concrete | soda reduces all sewage to a fluid,. This may then be pumped out into age disposal plants, puted by the bureau, “In our opinion the fund as a whole i eeealveat eer an and on the asis.of the present volume, of risk: carried has A net oprofites et aside to the surplus fund to meet any catastrophe or emergency that might aris Lund recommended that the bureau keep a general ledger account show- ing a summary of all angles of the business, pointing out that it would facilitate the preparation of finan- cial statements and serve as ready reference. “Total fund ari laced at $1,742,304.59, in- eluding the nearly three-quarters of a million surplus. Of the assets $1,666,045.89 is in cash items; $1,072.46 is in registered school and township warrants; $15,512.29 in bonds securing unpaid premiums: $15,050.58 in unpaid premiums billed during the last 90 days; $19,968.42 in uncollected interest on the bu- reau’s funds; and the remainder in furniture and fixtures, railway mile- uge books and an automobile, Of the liabilities $229.792.78 is in the unearned premium reserve, pre- miums being collected in advance: $649,201.86 in awarded pension and claim reserves; $63,496.07 in pending claims and medical expenses; $20,000 in contested claims now in litigation, thi figure representing the estimat- ed ility of the department on contested items; $15,000 in unreport- ed claims at time audit was made; $20,000 to cover unpaid dividends to employers to be made in the adjust- ment of premiums; $737,808 in sur- plus and additio: items of unpaid rent and depreciation on furniture and fixtures. Electric Men Name Fargo Man President Fargo, N. D., June 28—(P)—J. F. McGuire, Fargo, was chosen pres: ident of the North Central Electric association at Port Arthur yester- day, it was announced here. today when members of the association re- turned here after a five-day cruise on Lake Superior. Approximately 400 members of the association and their wives from Minnesota and North and South Da-, kota made the cruise which extended to Sault Ste. Marie. GRACE RBILT MARRIED June 28.—()—Grace daughter of General ‘anderbilt and Grace Wil- son VanderbiJt, and Henry Gassaway Davis, a mining engineer, were mar- ried today in the chapel of the mar- rige license bureau at the municipal building. , OPERA STAR WANTS DIVORCE Paris, June 28.— ‘Lucien Mura- tore, oper: tenor, and his wife, the former Lina Cavalieri, have ap- plied to the Paris courts for a di- vorce. \ ———— BEING CENSO! Daughter: Hello; Gaddy. have you rend that book I gave you? Father: No, my rw ge mother’s Ponting \t, te. soe: A tit for me to read.—Passing Show. 4 inated. The pools a1 larly and the walls a1 bed with heavy fiber in chemical solutions. When clothes are laundered they must be boiled and hung in the sunlight to dry. Every bit of food .and ‘drinks dis- pensed in any cam; assed a proper food inspection. ilk should either be certified or Pasteurines under suitable controls. ‘oods not séaled in packages may be sold, bat food handlers who handle foods in open packa; should have passed a physical test as to their freedom from infectious dise: {mans ——] Airplanes are for sale in London now on the installment plan. Your: bill collector of the future will have to carry a transat} emptied regu bottom, serub- should have | o Natives of Madagascar on carved wooden pillows, an explorer] reports. It must be a great conven- tion country. 4 The radio brings shows, . fight: elections and almost everything els into the home—but the young. people go out, just the me, Let us be thankful there is no, Presidential Spokesman in the Black Hills, Think of the whopping fish stories he might weave! Walking is good for the complex- ion, according to a physical culture expert. Some of the ladies, however, insist on phoning for theirs. Anyhow we're glad "Lindbergh didn't fly to Germany.- How many amateur poets do you suppose would have discovered lenly that | “Hindy” rhymed with “Lindy”? ——_———______—_+ !° People’s Forum {| rr | THE GLORIOUS FOURTH! Editor Tribune: At the risk of being “interned for the duration of the war,” I snould like to file a feeble protest agai: the horde of hoodlums m unbearable, making night: and murdering Soup ry plodin: their firecrackers before the allo‘ date of. July 4. Anyone living in the Patterson hotel cannot think in the day nor sleep in the 3 of the premature pat ft! ‘battalions of young: Macbet! murder sleep. m4 4 It is ‘quite a while between now and the fifth of July and some of us would like to.sleep at night in the meantime. Also some of us would like a few intervals of’ quiet. durin; the Sar ee rai e it from me to criticise our valiant oles, Seoeret if suppress ber of the victim: ism would apprec! 4 duly 4 orb, but 01 (ts) and large num- ‘Reodium. in the a week bef lout bit altra-; py eG ah moved or ‘3 sleep mu: set beaae fora long run. (-elvilised commun’ such’ amism it Pearl poleon—the Rue de la Paix—they; | ‘S| wheeled tanks and released in sew-; brushes dipped! Torrance of B gram. Hie | at f Radio's Rialto {Ger ADAMS e = soviet are nondescripts of every nationality, though mostly French, who have ac. quired a knowledge of “Eengleesh,” No, these guides know their “vege- tables.” They know their Paris, But they demand exorbitant prices for their services. And they cet a ten per cent “rakeoff” on every cent of money that. is spent on the trip, They can line up “cheap” hotels, they know where to buy the “cheap- est” suits, But they know nothing that an enterprising voyager can't find out for himself in a few hours of searching. Paris is too obvious to necessitate the services of a guide. It is doubtful if there are any more actual swindlers in Paris than in New York. But there are liter- ally thousands of stranded Ameri- cans and foreigners who are living by their wits. They try every con- versational art in the categorv to at- tach themselves to a prosperous party with ideas. And once they find_a lodging for their talons they can't be "shaken off until they suc- ceed in “knocking off’ plenty, of francs for their information. Beware the hawks of Paris, TOMORROW: “Lolotte.” the miniature Verdun at the corner of Main and Fifth, a coterie of sleep. murdered victims of daily and night- ly hagdlumism would appreciate their heroism. Maybe the embattled Babbittry of Main street has ordained the orgy but if not its cessation would be greatly appreciated by a large seg- ment of the nerve racked victims, The evacuation of the corner of Fifth and Main and .an internment in the local hoosegow of the hoodlum horde might be helpful. And if the somnolent police force-can be quar- tered in that vicinity they could at least be kept awake at night. VALLACE CAMPBELL. ee NEWS BRIEFS Byrd’s hard luck’ with weather continues and flight to Paris trum Roosevelt Field, New York, is again postponed. Henry Clay Pierce, oil magnate, dies in New York, Servants venting spite on Bai Lihme, retired zine magnate, ruin objects of art valued at $250,000 during family’s absence from New York home. 2 Parts of seaplane found in Amazon estuary revive hopes in Rio Janeiro for missing French flyers, Captain St. Roman and Lieutenant Mou- neyres, Chilean government denies report of coup d'etat, declaring regenera- tive work is proceeding tranquilly. _ Wadena, Minn.—-Harvey Hamm, 20, living neur here, was kilied when: his automobile went into a ditch when represents the net amount of/in which a strong solution of caustic ® tire blew out. Washington—| er Senator Clapp of Minnesota re: d his nine-year- old granddaughter from drowning Bathing pools are likewise provided "ear Mount Vernon after her play- with filtered water which is chlor-;™ate had drowned. Brainerd, inn.—Judge Graham idji, _ succes: wo the late Judge Charles W. Stan’ took his seat on the district bencl and immedigtely sentenced to prison terms William Barge, Horace Lloyd and: William McDonald for first de- ‘gree grand larceny. Minneapolis—Rev. Ole Larson, 69, president of Norwegian Baptist Con- ference of America, died. He had spent 21° years of his ministry in Fargo. Annandale, Minn.—Coroner's in- quest found that George West, 55- year-old ‘recluse whi decomposed Water Lal body was found in Clear near here, was killed by bullet be- fore his weighted body was thrown into the water. Investigation was starter | AThought | Why stand ye here all Matinee aE. “ ee ees Met How sweet and sacred idlenes: —Landor, Justajingle “We'll get a dandy rest,” said dad. “Canes Whee ther went vacationing They took the kids along. a a By aus Associated Press) musical programs will be heard from weeb, the Twin Cities radio station, this evening. The first will be a New York program which will be rebroadcast at 7 p: m. with a novelty program scheduled for 9) p.m. At 8:30 p, m., there will be a talk on “Our friends in other coun- tries.” ‘WAMD (225), Minneapolis, has ‘a musical program at 5:30 p. m.; din- eee concert at aor m. and a sym- Phony program » ™m., with = Seville of the air fenbured at in m. WRHM (261). Minneapolis, has a dinner concert for six p.m. WDGY (261), Minheapolis, has a varied pro- it 7:30 and & musical Br im KFOY (286), ‘aul, @ dance program be- 230 p,m. will broadcast sinning, at 9:05 an brctance ee ghraee et atra at » Mm. 4 gram at P mani Ayes gram at 8 p. ui. WENR (288), Chi- cago. has a classical hour at 7p. m:, followed at 8 p. m. e lar va- riety program. WLW :(488), ‘Cincin- nati, has an orchestra at 6 p..m., and 7p, man aecordién and baritone at 7:45 Prehestra feature anit wr a % ~ ety \V » * A ¥ Ps A * ‘3 \ ca » }