The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 5, 1927, Page 10

THURSDAY, MAY 5, 1927 - PRIVATE oes hock, charge of one of the best trains on his line. Then he became a big man in his union and later went _ The Bisinarck ‘Tribune 1 An Indoptadent Newopaper to.parliament, where he soon displayed his talents fy PAUL, » TEE STATER OLDEST NEWSPAPER | as a debater. He did big work for his country dur- s AA > : é b FRANCE Ls] « ADAMS ing the war. | _ Published ty, the Bismarck Tribune Company.| When the labor party ran the government al k, N. D., est say at Bg postoffice at | couple of years ago, Thomas was made a member! ‘as second c! mail matter. of the cabinet with the portfolio of minister for George D. Mann.. nt_and Poblisher | the colonies. And he was a good one. He was) for four years, were:never able to pierce the defense. Vaux is a wreck of masonry. Two soldiers, with little iron torches, act as guides. You see, in the un- Editor's Note: This is the 26th chapter in the story of @ former doughbéy, who is revisiting France as an advance guard of the “Second A. E. F.” tm SORRY PUT ~ —tIC. etc -” essential words happetito be. Taxi Subscription Rates Payable in Advance imade a privy councillor. And again he made good. | pak) derground pas where the de- | Natly hy carrier, per year ....... vessseesee.$720 So it’s no wonder all sorts of important people | Sake cab deg hae ee tenders on poi avs oe aes | Uaily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck)...... 720 flocked to his daughter's marriage. : eenies oe nciny| bigeons wee wounded and was award- ; city. Today it is: the stteting point | pigeo! Waily by mail, per Pag The lesson is plain, Sterling worth finds its way cH tours into the Afgonne. “Eng-|ed the Croix de Guerre. When it | (in state outside Bismarck)...... wee Be h ven i fish fs Spoken,” rather comically, to| died it was embalmed and laced in by mail, outside of North Dakota....... 6.00 to the top even in a caste-bound country like Eng- be ta the easentialwords are|the Invalides, where fapoleon’s | Member Audit Bureau of Circulation land. You can’t keep a good man down. , | ‘\easy te’ get—no matter what your|bones rest.) The Germans took this | oy Gaia | | fort once, when only ae of seven 5 G Member of The Asseciated Frese | How Wars Are Made drivers are almost ay Gk tt fog | POMS" Sedicated in Fall ‘The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to i | ants Stuf knowrtheir’ Champs de| For miles around the hills are the use for republication of all news —_ ‘The world war, which wrecked Europe with four Bociitles.” churned by shell-fire. All the vy over to Fort Duoamont. There The French are erecting a new monument here in whieh they will place the bodies of seven unknown soldiers, There’s a tragic thought in this—there’s scarcely a limit to the number of unknown soldiers in France, no matter how many monu- ments they build, ae it a Sie vdrerh td bee in ees years of agony and sent millions of men to un- spontaneous 0! imely i i- Seiisned ‘herein. Ail rights a publication Of all timely graves, was prepared not only in ee tere other matter herein are also reserved. nets of elder statesmen, but also in the editorial | offices of chauvinist sheets which delighted to, stuff | Foreign Representatives their readers with fake news. G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY You would think the recent world catastrophe} new “ossuaire” is under -construc- tion . . . where the remains of thousands of dead will be placed. It will be dedicated in September, when the American Legion sends its cruw, sade of 30,000 veterans from the United States to the battlefields. CHICAGG BOETROIT would have taught Europe a lasting lesson, Not so. Sidcaue ot ine tare ve aay Bette ARTE veveral nucred { ‘PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH ge BSE: The elder statesmen are once more at the job of feel "to plunge , into the Argonne |poilus were buried by a bomb. The ' NEW YORK - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. jclder-statesmaning. The rabid nationalist sheets where America’s pba, aa ie dae i. eae Se Laer was fought, Fort: Vaux come first. re’s where the poilus made their stand and the Ger- ,jmans, although they tried doggedly There is no more fitting spot for a memorial. Tomorrow—In the Argonne. |are once more at the job of frightening old ladies | \and stirring up the patriotic wrath of inflammable youth. if ‘ eed For instance: Things are not as smooth as they \might be in the relations between France and Italy. The two Latin sisters are getting into the |frame of mind where they hate each other with {Official City, State and Ccanty Newspaper) Skirmishing Begins | With nominating conventions of the Republican and Democratic parties about thirteen months dis- tant, skirmishing has started for the 1928 contest. Fens to be coming along in great} FLAPPER FANNY SAYS: shape. Tex Guinan tires of her eternal role of hostess but seldom| ff gets completely free of the wise- crack influence. Some interesting political episodes have character-|)U°™" fe 4 ined the preliminaries. These may or may not have Te er Taal celiin He Nese oe exihoma Masse who, has edited a direct bearing on the party selections for the) GB) FAD: Oh eee Coane ocgthan ot Cases a tamil) fof Mawserss vide circulation with a weird tale which is not de- signed to make Italians feel any kindlier towards France. According to this improbable story France has landed in the island of Corsica about 8,000 shock Senegalese troops. The officers are reputed to 5 ‘ deliver daily lectures to the black soldiers, telling Be oitinig “seate tuime fam great parties Of them all about Sardinia and the Sardinians; how time, as the roll of: favorite sons is called, but | Savage the latter are and how necessary it is to boiled down, the party leaders know that Coolidge | Conquer that island, which is depicted to them as a land of milk and honey. and Smith may enter the next national convention . if they desire, with a goodly bloc of votes. Not| Of course, there is no truth in it. And, of course, enough necessarily to nominate them, but sufficient| ‘he. rulers of Italy know this to be so. But the salesmen and such. x The other day when the third of the four Marx brothers was being ried, the fourth of this quartet walked up to the reporte: “You can guote m three of the Marx Bi married and. the happy,” said he. | presidential office. Politicians are wont to place}! great emphasis on issues, principles and develop- ments. While they propose, the voters dispose in a manner quite disconcerting and often at a de- cided variance to political prophecy. Coolidge and Governor Smith of New York ar¢! aying that ers are now fourth is still It remains to be reported, also, that the most Popular wag in the Broadway belt is Harry Hershfeld, a cartoonist. Harry has i see at so many banquets where those gosh- awful flashlight photos are tgken that he has won the sobriquet of “Flashliht Harry.” His more-or-less to exert more than ordinary pressure upon the or- ganization of these quadrennial events. Coolidge and Smith are at the antipodes politically, having} little in common except a sterling Americanism. Tammany trained Smith as Coolidge’s opponen\ would furnish the voters many thrills. Nicholas Murray Butler, president of Columbia, a pedantic politician, insists upon injecting the liquor and the third term issues into the 1928 cam- fable is given wide circulation. Paes That’s how future wars are made. Education—Still Within Reach Statistics show that the average student in one of the most expensive universities spends $1,800 a year. Multiplying that by four, it is a little dis- concerting to realize that a course in Yale, Har- vard, Princeton or Columbia costs $7,200. “Will you give the measurements from memory as accurately as pose. .Jappearing upon an improvised stage fame began through his toastmaster- ship of the “Cheese Club,” an o! ganization of Broadway eo agent At a recent “annual gathering” which I attended Harry was called upon for a few remarks. Far too much hip refreshments had been going about and the great crowd had become unruly. Special attractions could not be heard for the hubbub. Loud conversations, songs, whistles paign. Coolidge, he contends, must face this com-| Out of reach of the average student? Yes, per- sible?” > ee snails Ror interrupting the en- 4 eee E ; s ‘ ry _) — - ertainment. ‘ bination of political trouble. Butler is wet as an haps it is, but there are "exactly. 907 other col: TOMORROW: fMt's theory| Harry hesitated about making -a ' Saint Sinner & leges and universities in the nation, and there is not one of them through which a poor man cannot earn his way. Even Yale, from which the above statistics come,’ reports that its ;students earned nearly $600,000 during, tWe-yfabit; academic year, while loans. and schdlatships supplied them with $335,000 more. of the murder is cleverly introduced | speech ‘and finally, looking the crowd as he cross-examines Chief of Police | over, began: Morehouse. “Say, fellows, can’t you be just a —_—— little bit rader?: There's two prom- inent people back here you haven’t CHANGE Yrt' - insulted yet?” —GILBERT SWAN. Now .they have phonographs that change their own records and play hours without stopping. They'd bet- ter not try to play ours without stopping. these hines could play. two- or. three: different tunes e OneP'tliey’d be almost as good ‘as e the | eee There’ tried’ solution. to the broadcasting April shower and is as violently opposed to “third- termers” as was the immortal Washington. He has very definitely placed Coolidge in the category of such .candidates. The Butler-Borah prohibition debate, recently held in Boston, very definitely challenged the two dominant parties of the nation on an issue which is most depressing to the politicians. Those who shape party destinies hardly recovered from thei: despondency over the menacing wet issue, when an obscure lawyer threw a political grenade through the columns of the Atlantic Monthly. This ‘brought a religious issue into~the preliminaries of 1928 ; They are not tong, the weeping and The next day, Tuesday, the gighth| “And what did you see, Chick bikie p antl Uaereaibebdedt! day of the trial of Cherry Lané Wiley | that is, did you see anything in the for the murder of Ralph Cluny, her | nature of a clue to the murder mys- millionaire fiance, was given over to|tcry?” Churchill struggled with the the examination of a small army of | phrasing of vitally important revel rey eg ere hat neceegrer | aucation: witnesses. ‘The Reverend Mr. Arthur) “I didn’t see anything that I re- Ashburn, rector of, fashionable St. garded as a DRY Manaus -ans H Two-thirds of the students of New York Univer-| Peter's, at which the wedding was red a little belligerently. taken place, told his story! “Wilk you tell the jury just what sity are wholly or partially self-supporting. Scores|te have | F " cf other institutions have an almost qual ratio.| church, vo breathe news af Chapey | Sa did seek” Churchill sngecsted lore- S Love and desire and hate; + I think they have no portion in us after | We pass the gate. They are not long, the days of wine —_——__§_——_ | Introducing |i onperetaitr trea’ the Governors | Our path emerges for a while then closes - | Springfield, 11, May 5.—(?)—Pets, Within a dream. } ‘ —Ernest Dawson: “They Are Not pep, polities Governor ‘Len’ Small’s trinity of Joy. Long.” ‘ He doesn’t care for sports, but he ly. That is the main reason why the total number of|elopement Chief of Police Bite. looked down, leaning, out: of i ; house, three detectives, an a) college students has. jumped from 60,000 in 1900] ooroner told their stories ‘of thé ae pl ddl pee to more than three-quarters of a million now. covery and examination of the bod; Window, on the sloping terrace, were touching the qualifications of Governor Smith to pa Sf the murdered man, as well as their |{we sets of footprints in the snow.| station problem. Put them in. the| 4s 9 friend of all the deer, foxes and|) PIXOQPLE’S FORUM { ‘ rari ‘search of the house and grounds for, Qne set led toward. the window, up| hands of the receivers. . . . So domestic animals that: roam his Kan- | t lead his party to presidential honors. Our Symbols ‘clues, | Qne set ted towarg om and one’ set| radio entertainers play on the ordin-| Kakeo estate. He is Illinois rhubarb t ON TRAINING YOUTH ___ Fort Yates, N. D., May 1, 1927. Editor Tribune: I notice your editorial on “Who Is In Debt, Anyway. And it: isin harmony witl e militant section of ultra Socialiéts who claim that the world owes to.every man the best sort of a living, and that if it is not fortheoming, on a silver plate, the thing to do is to take it wherever . king, and would rather talk rhubarb: from the window.” <, than bonds, although he is also a “Describe those footprints, Ghief,” bank president. His huge cattle Churchill demande: ; re, barns hold many a prize winner, but ell, the right a. P@et scill.! Ke never poses with a milk pail. He thé'whole shoe, 6 * if all +t "tn the| mever tasted tobacco nor liquor. of ithe: toe half of the. shoe only, United States nee to| . Speeding is his weakness. Some- kind of footprint: a man would end they: would: not fill Lake Mich-| times, traveling from his home to if he walked on tiptoe, with his heel/igam, But mary are in favor of try-} the capital, he takes the wheel from held up,” Morehouse explained con-| ing it. his chauffeur and shoots his big scientiously. sedan against the breeze for all it’s In that remarkable book, “The Decline of the) Churchill, in cross-examining Chief | led; toward the porte cochere, away of Police. Morehouse, succeeded West,” Oswald, Spengler remarks that every phe- I havit liar footprints, dis-| nomenon of civilized life is @ symbol; a sign-post, having, We aPt Usthaway, nent Nett as it were, pointing tothe existence of some. deep’ ~*~ annliy hing to she chief, introduc, | current in the community gf.) 4.51 “You have tevtifien Chief, that you It’s an interesting thought;~Wworth studying.|and Mr. Hi z , eg together in Suppose we try applying it to our own American bedroom “fi which the body of civilization. -Few campaigns have been launched amidst so many terrifying issues. In comparison to liquor and religious questidns, farm relief is not at all disconcerting. Joining a wet with a religious issue is as so much TNT under a party steam-roller which usually functions one hundred per cent at most conventions. A third development m2 ee Mr Cluny was discovered dead—you were therewith him about eleven is the “whispering cam- ~. paign’” against silent Cal, because of what is re-) What traits in our life, we wonder, are eym- ere Mtenkeriving night, you say?"| “Now, Mr. Morehouse, how many} A man ‘can't’ kieh just becausc| worth. ‘Then ‘he laughs. Somebody and however they can grab it. Aapre ey Bar. ., ? Wai Chi ft fi aalto- This militant group make much aa aan nis “third-term aspirations.” Coolidge, |polized. by. auch phenomena as the Gray-Snyder| "soe" Merans |et there fosprine war, there ‘ike: he ha only ome ee, 1 [aald jhe was better loved and more) ae wine you state, that no child “¥es,") Morehouse answered. jgether, or that you could discover?” : “{ will ask you if. Mr. Hathaway,|Churchi- urged: him, with supreme| The Chinese xew:.xeminds us that] life. .with.your permission, raised the win- | satisfaction. it’s time for spring housecleaning. dow which, according to his testi-}\ “There were three sets of the foot- 4 Sag Maybe the reason the United States | . asks to be born, is born into cxist- ance in spite of himself, and his rents (or society) are in duty und to give. him the best etc.” This sort of talk is steretoyped, a1 you use it almost verbatim in your editorial, ‘ Parents, and society, have no more to do with thesmatter than the child has,. it: is Nature's process resulting in the ph And thi and a pl “ehil wel fadists, togonistic interests .into the homt, sets parents. against’ children and children against parents; and it scts a criminal class against socicty. Mican| Aad, toybe- logical, with this view, uch is ould eard. it—and laughed. Daily Health liké Roosevelt, broke the tradition that a vice pres- dent who succeeded to presidential office could not be elected president in his own right. Will Coolidge succeed in participating in three terms as president, an honor denied Roosevelt and other statesmen? A nation will watch that development with more than ordinary interest. It will enliven the Republican convention and lift it above the} dead level of a ratification rally. McAdoo’s bitter struggle against Governor Smith at the last Democratic national convention made (Duluth Herald) ey the political wiseacres shake their heads and say, Vice President Charles Gates Dawes, he of the “Smith is through.” New York, however, later) underslung pipe, is nursing a little presidential bee ted him into the gubernatorial chair by even|of his own., He will not, be averse to. the Republi- murder case, the Sacco-Vanzetti case, the Ford Motor Co., Babe Ruth, the moving picture and the. perennial bathing beauty contest? Ponder on it for a while. losed when you and he | prints: going each way.” together visited the death chamber,| . “Did you go out pi these, takes no, little interes} in the rest thought it had been: open when he Seatpringe?” Churehill went on tri-{ of the .werld. ig.beceuge it takes so discovered the murde: body of his| umphantly. little’ out. we “I did, but 1 lost the envelope 1 $288 We both looked out of | jotted the figures down on. Hatha-| There arc.werse things than a car DR. MORRIS ‘FISH! the window; Morehouse answeged| way measured them, too.” More-) that won't-- start, fF instance, a| Editor Journal of the ‘ rican readily. . ‘i house explained apologetically. Vear. that won't stop. | Medical. Association and of Hygeia,” Medical experts have found a About 1918 numerous cases” in to’ make baie geht Now we wiil|to ap r in the United tSates of a abe tq’.sea-the: villain’s heart sink- | cond! ton spend by the ing inte hisboots, | ne jeeping, sick- sary fo Editorial Comment Vice President Dawes = > THEY’ : YRS A Mane This Indian. who writes 400 letters le grain of rice should ¢ ahs condi ingle rice shou! ir i dag x i tween this conditios sleeping sickness, of- and which greater majorities, and.the vigorous way in which Smith routed the harpies of intolerance increased his political prestige beyond the borders of the em- tate. Again the prophets under-estimated can nomination in 1928. Our vice president is no shrinking violet, but just now he is laying low and “making no enemies.” Certainly he does not. criti- cize President Coolidge. Frank O. Lowden is pur- USE Me ,DEARYY T WANT TeceT YW Sie’ CamPpHoR 77a V4 o’ Paris has a news| solely- with sensational Ane has menus. | r that deal: He robberich. definitely known, - en ‘The American condition was char- | Srebend & a Drogre: asive stupor or letha: some ‘ins! 01 in otters there was ¢aaiement. and babbling. The disease occurred most ee eee + The civil war in China is almost all over—China, ~ hold upon the people. |suing the same tactics. Cs eed "bal: organization openly at work in behalf! It is evident that there@will be.a collision be- of any presidential candidate is that seeking to| tween the aspirations of Dawes and Lowden. Both soidify the agrarian discontent of the middle west| are from Chicago, both will claim the support of in behalf of Lowden, who refuses to commit him-/ Illinois, and each of them claims to be the orig- self on the presidency, But Coolidge’s friends, as inal backer of farm aid legislation. One of them ‘well.as those of Al Smith and McAdoo, are not/is sure to be eliminated as a presidential possibil- inactive. Favorite son booms for political effect ity very early, and if one of them is nominated for _ only have been launched more or less vigorously | president the other will not be named as vice pres- _ fo® ‘Senator James Reed of Missouri, Govérnor| ident. Both ends: of the ticket cannot be taken / “ Donahey of Ohio, and others. Coolidge is not dis-|from the “loop.” co i x ’ } ea commonly in the winter months, mqenata, for the rarely in children, and affected both | { sed in our Amer- ine says there ‘ in by ical sentimentality, and are 5: ristians’ in the|’ It had various forms, all of them, | S& Be asis in erg ng in religion. world, but neglected to say where| however, affecting the As it now stands, with th they are hiding. | tem, bringi a A religious m: insane views, the man is dui in| pound to furnish a, wife with, whss- ever her fancy-ladder notions re- quire, and the same to each child, together with bankrupting taxes to ppert the “humanitarian” teachers and leaders and committees and sec- i sorigesihe acpeceient people who yg are centenaria: world in 1916, 1! and 1917. ‘The disease is quite certainly com- municable from one person to an- other, but its cause is unknown. Its _5—Few of the - enssing his’ political future. Many seasoned poli-| But My. Dawes is not bad timber. am rticul, | specad has caused much ‘alarm, since ticians are doubtful whether he will seek renom- | born oan is sommes He hae; lived; Viabay "ott. a a $3 te condition cannot be gontrotied oy He sk seman. achual sducaliya, jnation. ‘But, if he is not trying to accomplish | lite of sixty-four years,weat of the. nies. | | é ; ‘ee oe, vis, Ot course, (eee, ‘As with in: | not the “Jones-trot™; then If he won't susp an. end, he is doing nothing to curb a decided | He is well-to-do and made. his 4 - busi- 4 > ‘i aH the tiarey one of the Marx | di iffers i rticulars, ido nie Bess ie, coral mote ‘educa- ment to renominate him. ; ness of selling gas to cities, In 5 in . y ? i Brothers, wise cracks seem eee get ee eee kis ‘ “senators have declared opelilfifor: Cocl-| America” he describes himself aq,a;financier, .,” ; . Ye” aOR che ether has shete-wes Reais infested peryone, ar from, articles 3 he will become s man, Jdgea renomidstion. Chairman Butler of the Re-| ‘A man-of force, Dawes was hoard ft od ~ : pL Hions chuckled; © : father is in, dugy bound i. zer 8) « be an national committee, plans: a nation-wide ‘ the great. war as an engineer, an ef member of great commissions. His age would have: kept him from the fighting line anyyws He. has shter, icG, BEEDE. ul Political conditions, This information ling and training as ‘reveal, the sentiment of the leaders wlio pick jon delegates, and should reveal their re-|been heard from in the great post-war ‘toward Coolidge’s renomination. He is the man who put over the sale ) the political fates may have in store, |collection of American war supplies to the’ Hrench set for « most spirited pre-convention /after the war. He got a good figure. for _\the material.and France has not ‘verg,much on that part of her debt. Later Dawes: wagsactive| | ie arranging tbe rerecniien: Oe, Sr allies under the treaty.” His e “We