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ee {4 wide, round white organdie collar, ii @ purity and pal! PAGE FOUR noel % be Appropriation measures present a problem; one “The Bismarck Tribune! 277i r sie ices pase to te tet ox t aper lecutive, The legislature knew just what the state THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER income would be during the next biennium and (Established 1873) |snouid have curtailed the budget within those lim- ; lits.* t e buck has been passed to Governor Published Bismarck Tribune Company, | its." But the ; fay Pat ri incense a Mende entered at the postotfice Bt Scrlie and he must bring appropriations within An Independent Ne' * Bismarck as second class mail matter. | state income. George D. Mann........ «-President and Publisher! jn jeyisiative matter beer! D, a ‘to the occasion in a fine spiri Palin pear eo $7.20{ his attitude toward all factions should be 720! able to a great majority of the people of North Da- ‘ Dafly by carrier, per year Daily by mail, per year, (i Daily by mail, per year, kota. : (in state outside Bismarck)... Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...... Member Audit Bureau of Circulation the use for republication of all news — eredited to it or not otherwise credited in Published herein. All rights of republication of an A newspape other matter herein are also reserved. ng Representatives . LOGA rtitcans ROIT | its various phases. Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg.| 1+ is particularly important that in dealing with PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK : ee Not Afraid of the Cars ernor Sorlie’s various vetoes. ‘or the most part he showed excellent judgment and his messages the best interests of the majority as against the | jar group. special interests of minorities. There will be some) Facts which it is important to publish because they | honest difference of opinion on the merits and de-' are of general interest are news. merits of-legislation passed at the last session, but ments which derive their importance chiefly from { iovernor Sorlfe has shown excellent judgment and the interest of some person or persons in having | all amount of backbone in selecting the good them published are public’ cting the bad. The newspapers of today have little difficulty in | Pressure brought to bear upon him to reject the gathering and presenting news; but they must con- Bakken bill which cuts down some of the benefits 'stantly have their defenses up against publicit; under the Workmen’s Compensation Act was great,/ which in myriad and insidious forms attacks the but Governor Sorlie stood his ground for legisla- editorial citadel at all hours of the day and night. tion as much in the interests of labor as employ-; The tons of publicity matter which reach the | ers. On the other hand, inasmuch as the state i: editorial desks of any fair: committed to state insurance of this class, he re-|tute one of the greatest wastes of materials and sisted any attempts to nullify its operation. {energy in the nation’s life today. The state hail measures presented some difficul- | would release skilled, well qualified minds for more | ties which he had to solve along the same lines as, legitimate, constructive duties he did the Workmen’s Compen tunately some very good features in the var ones. Had the proponents of some of the desir- of North Dakota. fact or the person or the enterprise that has figured | clas The veto record of the Sorlie administration is|in the accomplishment the prominence it deserves. | *"% probably unique in the annals of the state. His at-| If it does not receive titude has been free from political rancor and al-|it does not possess the intrinsic value its promoters | ways has he been actuated by the best of motives.| claim for it. she stood there, frightened, lips part- led, breathless, appealing. Qn, TOMORROW: Chris Wiley, Cher- |ry's hushand and co-defendant, in stricken with a serious illness. NNER srs — 4 of BARBS Ange Austi os Ra: NEA stin The senate quit busting and went to filibustering. Maybe the session A deputy sheriff, recogni: through the mob which milled before ‘the courthouse came to the assistance of Faith, her father, and Bob Hathaway, clearing a passage’ tions of other artifices, é for them and escorting them to the Figen ot ging >accgglt be ggnct9 very door of the courtroom in which Uilators to. Washington the trial of Cherry and Chris Wiley legislators. was about to begi . Stephen Churchill, as chief coun- sel for the defense,” rose from the long table where he and his two ster says a filibuster is an attempt, jto delay legislation by room so long that another who came in for his coat handed him a dime assistants had been conferring, and; 4nd ssked for a brush. « - . No won- Metmee, hem. ington don't do well.... It's too mere see you. Miss Ra OU bad the senators haven't bicycles. are looking beautiful toda; hurch- they ooki c ;They could stage a six-day race and ill said in unctuous tone it here, | make expenses. Mr. Lane. Miss Cherry can sit be-| tween you. This seat ‘all right for you, Hathawa: he asked goo snaturedly, indicating a seat immed ately behind the chair in which he had placed Faith. “I'll sit here, at bas 3 ie) able, tight in front of A New York boy says he startéd Cherry and Miss Faith.so I can con. ©" 9 career or crime because the sult my client without difficulty, All might?” iLent? Just’ look what Mr. Doheny parted with. 1 They started him on the wrong foot, maybe. diality, for it served to divert her 5 an mind for the moment from the ap-',. Perhaps that radio commission can palling realization of the fact that,’ find some way to make a crystal set ap Cherry's sister, she was the cyno.| Work. stre of all eye: ‘She had hardly time to look about Cleveland girl puts on armor to} We wonder what | ed amphitheater, at the district attor-| happens when tin can meets tin can, ! jher, timidly, fearfully, at the crowd-\CT08s the street. ey, Tom Banning, arriving late, in iportantly, attended by clerks and as- ft sistant district attorney's, bearing law Baereby Auer een smapanap.are, (9 he books and portfolios of’ legal docu- ; SOreIaB. oe aitcataa: losinaiy (Copyright, 1927, NEA Service, Inc.) ied with gruesome exhibits, when - ia, heightening of the dull roar made, -——_—__________4 the gabbling audience made her'! At The Movies oo glance toward the door at the left of ithe still empty judge’s bench, There, looking like a very little} CAPITOL THEATRE nd avery frightened child, stood! If you're after thrills that actually ‘Cherry, guarded on either side by a| make you feel cold; if you like a 1 i that is really comed you appreciate a superb ca pistols protruding, excellent story, hurry to the holsters strapped about! Theatre and see “Whispering Wires.” ‘their_ waist: ‘It opened a two day engagement last Cherry paused as if for an antici-| night and if other audiences like it «pated cheer from her audience. It! half well as the first audience ‘ig doubtful if anyone in that} did, it’s going to be one of the hits courtroom had even seen a more;of the year. Re rt beautiful or appealinng sight than| “Whispering Wires” is Fox Films Gherry presented as itated | version of the stage hit which thrill- ilife. stage play was one of the best of ‘The plainest of the four dresses| many mystery plays which were pro- which Faith had designed and m: duced in 1922 and 1923 And those {for her made her look even tinier| who saw both the stage play and the for it was a straight,| screen version vote the latter: the jelinging black sheath of lusterless, better owing to the virtually unlimit- Featin-backed crepe, reaching decor-| ed scope of the motion picture ‘ously to two inches below her knees.| camera, Taind ‘deep, fla ELTINGE THEATRE ‘er sheer In an era of broad slapstick com- i edy, Hargld Lloyd again defies mo- igind gave to her exquisite, tion picture tradition and gives the Hor which should| public another legitimate’ comeay we satisfied even Stephen Church-| with a dramatic theme, on the orde . The tenderly curved, babyish! of his memorable “Grandma's Bov. sit was of lipstick, and | the bi of comedy that was the Jong, curling fingers of her; popular fi shes her wide, round, selden Seat ans type of fun si azine lenge: le, wi je well-mo- a eeamcusts tivated, human kind with a solid r glorious ese g > and sale story foundation. whieh not en cut since ‘0 ine tn aderast hil pectacled \comedian h: mpleted “The Kid Brother, jeals with a wholesome, everyday type of character. For his j-|second Paramount release, now at|of this week, N ‘ o i} Lloyd theme} Maids. ly eatin’ fora a es but] guess it ~ THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE The Only One Who Ever Clubbed His Way in ror Sorlie has risen of public servic 00 | RTT i Member of The Associated Press \ | Editorial Comment | The Associated Press is exclusively a | 4 News and Publicity and also the local news of spontaneous origin | (Rochester Democrat and Chronicle) y existence—the Justification for the established freedom of the press | | in English-speaking nations PAYNE COMPANY. | for conveying to the public the facts about society in DI s —is that it is a medium | : any public question upon which the judgment of the agi OR OCmees | nb ile ay LY dEelalve tha TNAWADADEF THAll FEPTORN (Official City, State and County Newspaper) = this service with fidelity and accuracy; that its re- ce ELE | port of the facts that concern such a public question ___ yshall be complete and without bias in favor of any Favorable comment outweighs criticism of Gov- particular interest. It is also important that the matter Space in a newspaper shall be of legitimate general | upon rejected bills reflect that he has considered | interest and not be included to serve some particu- vhich occupies | Facts or argu- ed newspaper consti- | _| you think of It?” Its elimination | Ned saw several detached houses, | and would relieve | sation bills, Pro-| the editorial staffs of one of their most annoying tection of the hail department with its funds and |and insidious handicaps, obligations seemed to him paramount. Unfor-| Such matter may include st us |; news justification and real interest. bills were allied with some very bad and menacing|stray items are caught, but others inevitably are |swept away with the waste, able amendments to the hail laws refused to have |be paid to the worthwhile things if the waste mas> their bills joined or merged with measureg of no| did not have to be handled. merit, the executive veto would not have been so| The shortest route to the news columns of any sweeping. good newspaper is the accomplishment of some dee1 All in all, the Sorlie vetoes have worked hard-| worth reporting in the news. A tip to the city editor ships upon no one and kept some measures of very |of the nearest responsible newspaper or to the near- doubtful value from further glutting the statutes) est Associated Press representative will give the | heh: Suct literally aed faeeseteat classed’ as “the lowest of the low,” just one eternal items that have | Some of these Being Intimate Stories the Womans Side of Offici Life in the Capital ALLENE SUMNER CHAPTER HL The congressman's wife who goes |callee and gossip. to Washington, all agog at the thr glamorous life she More attention coull | ton does not necessarily mean that/tray who are afraid that I will come | y wonder why we dress is mostly a matter of leaving And cards can be left only bout to be hers, soon learns that/on certain days and at certain hours. Calling at the White House be made at the White] of these pesky calls last however. A liveried! believes is | cards, fingers into the palm of Well, 1 spent $340 for year. jany Bath Tubs notice nine times out of ten | important than nengrepanen haRU mone Fkaiek, <\ ‘just a congressman” who recently moved from the. presidential suite of 's most fashionable hotel, 2 said to rent for housewife in Washington. Rare indeed is the lady who is to], | move in official circles of W not come to town with le blue book tucked un- not so simple at lesser| Cards may be lef n only on Wednes- a | ton eho. do addition, a well und in such great was Ogden Mills, now an as- m. is called “Social Wash- The suite has 14 rooms and 11 bath ven one off the kitchen. hotel sent forth the tale that ident was about to move in, P s of the judic The current slapstick v congressman's woman who is or was in Washington, and when they write her what to bring “| copy of the little to contain all t The newcomer can White House denied the \gity map especially made for calli |purposes and grouping official ad Wisecrackers about the city had it that a man from a Vermont farm Saturday night bath in/ the wash tub by the kitchen fire, objected to the recognized the the screen, but of the three as they naga | ot congress just closed could be ap-| that the public likes him b propriately called a bust... . Web-! woided it, believing | | “Nobody” goes ¢ars or busses. sympathetic type of characterizution ttle book it bluntly which must he kept legitimate. Harold has established himself on a unique plane in the motion picture profession, and in checking over the | r list, he'll be found alone instead of ticular brand of comedy. : One senator hid in the cloak- 4——— Old M What is to come we know not. Besides, it would be [impossible to even make a dent in jthe hundreds “calls” must, be made. So “the girls” club together for “Wives of con, pon the wives of the v umbassadors, foreign i et ministers, senators 4 eressmen call first baths were tuken for granted. i Tomorrow I'll tell you about “the cheap little flats,” $500 a month, in which quite a few official Washing- ton families live. (Copyright, 1927, N) Goitre Was Severe Caused Eye Pressure and Headache. Could Not Sleep Without Colorless Lini- they go gallivanting. away with a $5 bill apiece, they call themselves lucky! Which may be one answer to why congressmen find it hard to live on $10,000 a year. “And how we're treated “underdog” confided to me. know perfectly well that they re- gard us as pests and hate our calls as much as we hate to make them, We know perfectly well the joke about moving out open spaces to get away from the congressman's wife.” “I've lost 48 pounds, but I've got 75 names off my list,” another one |told me, “and I'm losing my thumb from having my thumb caught door by butlers with the card OUR BOARDING HOUSE» WA, ~ You TWo PLEBIANG! Mr -» FOR NEARS [ HAVE VAITHSTOOD YOUR COARGE GIBES AND CRUDE GARCAGM,-+ VuUT Not ANYMORE, EGAD fw - HENCEFORTH [ WILL AOGERT MYGELE, AND COMMAND DOMIA- ATION THRU MY NATURAL GUPER.OR, MENTALITY! ~ T AM LEAVING FoR NEW YoRK, AND UPON MY RETURN, T WILL PAN BUT _ SCANT Notice To If they can get longer in office, FA Service, Inc.) antedate their own.” dust the reverse of ordinary call- |ing rules,,you see. Back in the home comer feverishly laund- ers the curtains and feeds the ‘fern | plant food, getting everything slicked |up in hopes that the banker's and minister's and doctor’s wife will call. But down Washington way, newcomer puts on her best bib and tucker, starts in at the White House we {2nd never stops calling until her list Hy That what has been was good—was good to show, Better to hide, and best of all to What are you going to give up for we > . M. Hollingsworth, North Platte, Neb. says, “After using Sor- bol-Quadruple for three days, I could notice a great relief, Now my. goitre Will gladly tell my experience by words or letter.” Sor- bol-Quadruple externally and as easy to use as a See it at all dru; or write Sorbol Company, re the masters of the days that | into the great is entirely gone. We have lived, we have have suffered... Shall we not take the ebb who had |*0rth of engraved calling cards are he fh ? gone. socks he got for Christmas didn’t fit. | 5 “Calling,” howe: Life was our friend. Now, if it be Drug store.—Adv. Faith was glad of his bustling cor- my | Se | Dear, us!——need we care What is to come? Let the great winds their worst and wildest blow, Or the cold weather round us mellow ORELYE HE HAY BEEN CURLING} 4v' LiP OVER SOME OF HIS CARROT COGNAC « \T GOES To Hid HEAD LIKE HAIR OIL? = O\ZE OF YOUR HAT AGAIN, EH? ~ EVERNTIME Nov GET ONE OF slow: he Mantoe Doctrine is a pact |? have fulfilled ourselves, and we {And we can conquer, though we may jIn the rich quiet of the after-glow What is to come. —William Ernest Henley: 11s to Come.” 9 OO |, A THOUGHT For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the wh his own soul-—! AHESE HIGH- NOSE SPELLS, \T MEANS, world and lose The one thing in the value is the active soul.—Emetson. | —— ert rh Justajingle unon the threshold of her fight for! ed Broadway for almost a year he |e hubby: walickiea A Nand bad mommies But no one seemed to laugh. Of course they knew, on seeing it, For 9 Years Gas Ruined Her Sleep, “I had stomach trouble 9 years, gas made me restless and ner: i ed so I can eat! relieves gas and that bloated feeling jouth the color of coral, i once more resorting} #0 that you can eat and sleep well. | bowel and removes old waste matte AG CAGHED " A ON A you.—J. Hutchinson, Drug- “Adv. 500. See ce AME IDEA Mistress: You will leave at the end THURS | Copyright, 1925, by Margaret Turmbull. WNU Service CHAPTER 1—With a. stranger, whont he Introduces as hiy nephi Ned Carter, laude Melnotte Dabbs returns from New York to his gen- eral grocery at Peace Valley Pa. Te “Aunt Lyddy,” bis housekeeper, he explains that ‘Carter is a chance acquaintance, veteran of the World Mr. Dabbs | &nswered introspectivel, place takes all the spunk out’ of | some people and makes them so | mild and ladyiike there's no stirring | them up to any sort of decent | bition. You'll soon see that folks brought up around here are terrible hard to ‘rouse, I've felt that way often myself. Then some- | Umes there are gays when suddenly | the very peace of It gets on your ; Nerves, sorta slaps you In the face. | I've felt that, too. But when T go away from here, I want to come back, and It's the d— place to leave that T ever kne He slapped Jenny lightly with the | | Whip. “If it was anvone else I was talking to, they'd think I talked Iike a fool about own place. But you get me, di you?" “It doesn't sound feolish to me. T think T feel its charm already.” “And yet, when I was your age, | Ned, how I kicked at being kept here, tled to a country store.” He | potnted his whip toe a group of buildings at the foot of the gentle incline before them, ‘That's Clover Hollow. What do | most of them built of stone, more | or less elaborate in dest, except | where they were merely the origi- | nal farmhouse, or laborer's cottage. remodeled and enlarged but retain- {ng some of the original simplictt of form. They were set in the midst of gardens and lawns, some of them quite extensive. “Attractive looking spot. But what Is It? “It's ke on the man that | uilt it, laude said thoughifu «i T ought to know because I'm | his agent. You see, he thought out {this scheme for bringing a good hood, and by so doing boust his na- tive village, financially and other- wise, And this {sy what he got! “It's a kind of collection of good- | natured cranks,” Dabbs resumed, after waiting for comment, which did not come. “They call it a com munity, and they call themselves workers, thinkers, writers, artists, leaders of the new revolt, and a ; lot of other names. Everything ex- cept a plain American citizen lives there. But there's no harm in any of ‘em, They are just people with money enough not to work, und yet a burning desire to do something for a living that won't hamper ‘em none.” He laughed. “It’s funny, Ned, how nowa people feel they have to have some excuse besides their money for living, Money was enough when I was young. ‘It isn't any more.” He chuckled at‘the thought. “The way I reason it, is that people who are just a little off on eome one thing become so much of a darned nuisance that ordinary people el- ther laugh at them or try to run away. This makes them band to- gether so as to get an audience somehow. At Clover Hollow they fe meetings and argue as often as they I:ke. If one man does all the talking one day, he knows he's got to listen the next. “Take this house we're coming to It's led @ cottage, but it | takes five servants to run it. Pro- fessor O'Toole, who lives there, drinks something a good deal stronger than tea. He told me that the purity of his. Gaelic depended on a diet of new potatoes, cream | and whisky. Don't know where he | gets his stuff, nor how he gets it | past the revenue officers, but hia cellar’s full. He's against every thing on God's green earth except the republic, I can't help | hoping’ Ireland never is a republic, for If it Is, Professor O'Toole will be a terribly disappointed man. He'll Have nothing left to live for, or talk about. zi “Coarse, he don’t work for his living. ;, His English uncle left him 80 mich ‘unearned increment’ that he just‘had to use some of it up on De Valera and that bunch. He looked at Ned, and added: “Awful. pleasant fellow, though, You'd like to talk to him,” “This is .amazing!”.Ned said. “Next house?" “That's the show place, M. Adol; phus Mannheim, the East alde mil- Honaire’ who hiarried ‘a settlement | worker, lives there. ‘He's a goud provider and a nice fellow, if there | ever was one. He's ali t some excuse for talking -kinda’ wild. Seems before he made his wuilliuns in @ chain of stores ayer here, his family were Russian J and had what he calls ‘pogroms’ happen to them, A pogrom seems to be some of excuse for raging round at things in general. “But Mrs, Mannheim, why, she sorta forgets. Some of us knew her as Liszie Harrigan, a school teacher at Fellow's Corners, twenty niles Lizzie always was a restless spirit, and she made a strike for freedom and the city, She's got Mannheim flattered to @eath and fooled, but she can’t fool Peace Valley. Leaves her big auto- mobile around the corner, and in a Plain shirtwalst and skirt and a sad smile tries to stir up the girls at the factory to fight for thelr rights. They chew thetr gum and laugh at her. Felluw's Coruers ain't so far but some of us have heard of Lizzie Harrigan's rich marria, ¥ i quick glance at Ned, but t % | younger man did pot notice the whom he had met and taken a | class of people into the neighbor- | DAY, MARCH 10, 1927 strike. She's all for plain living and high thinking, and look where she lives! Five maids, a cook and ¥ {a chauffeur, And clothes! Lizzie [struck luck when she married ¢ | Mannheim.” “TD knot id, to Dabbs’ complete ent, and Ned's voice was hard. “I'd rather go to her kitchen door , with groceries any day than to her j front door, Who started this blot % | on the landscape?” Dabbs visibly started. He shot a look. “Isn't ‘blofyon the landscape’ a | little strong?” he inquired anzious- | ly. “You see, I'm the agent for the | man who bought the land cheap, and thought it'd make a good in- vestment as an exclusive residence place. He had a good architect come down here, who was crazy about remodeling old houses, and soon Mr. Mannheim and a man called Green got interested, and they brought the reat here.” “I suppose,” Ned began reflec- though he had scarcely been listening, “that Mrs, Munn- heim thought she could get togeth- er a set of her own down here, and drag Mannheim away from his friend: “Don't know,” Dabbs answered, a little bewildered at Ned's iuti- mate knowledge of thi “That's Green's house ov. among the trees, where we're go- ing next. Green's a character. He can talk white into looking black, and the other way round. He was & professor, of something or other, in some college. He's in Russia now,’ “Who has the house now?” “Don't just know... It was rented by the New York agency’ when I was away. I didn't see the name | Sims put on the order, so I can't | tell you whether it’s money or just | views, but ‘should think it would be money and views. Sometim you know, a regular family, just ; looking for peace and quiet, land | here. But it's generally one of the same,” He paused. “Jiminy! I've never | talked so much to anyone before, Of course, being agent for the prop- | erty, I have to keep my mouth shut. Rut what would you do? Turn them out? Aren't they safer here | than in some other place? Peace alley's slow moving.” He looked appealingly at Ned, for evidently that “blot on the land- scape” rankled. Ned sald nothing. He was frown- ing, staring straight ahead of him, seeing nothing. Dabbs, glancing at | him, puzzled, explained : further: “Of course, I've only given you my idea of them, I'd not set you ugainst theny for anything. In fact, they might amuse you.” “They wouldn't,” Ned: interrupt- ed vehemeytly. “I don't want ‘to know them.” The wagon gave a final lurch as they turned the corner near the Mannhelin's back gateway. A slen- der blonde girl came through the wrought iron gates at a breakneck speed, pulled along by an infuriated | young collie on a Jeash. Neither the | girl, bor the dog. seemed able to stop, and Jenny would not.. | Horse, dogand girl seewed as j One im the cloud of dust that en- veloped them. As Dabbs pulled at the reins, Ned Jumped over the side of the wagon and landed at the girt’s feet. “Peter!” she shrieked. “My pre- clans dog! My Peter! You've killed him.” t + "D—n Peter!" Ned muttered sul- lenly. “What are you doing here, Dorothy?” The girl. looked at bim amazed, then at the wagon and Mr. Dabbs, who had kept his seat and regained control over the horse. Peter, who had not been killed, doubled back and was now cowering against the girl, growling. Dabbs quietly descended and took the box contaliing the Mannheim order from the back of the wagon. Ned turned abruptly, went toward the wagon and climbed to the seat. “I'll deliver the order at the next house, Uncle Claude, and c: back for you,” he announced, and was gone before Claude could protest, The girl, her attractive face painted like a bisque doll, stood staring at the rapidly disappearing wagon. Claude, wisely concluding that he had nothing to keep him, shouldered the box and went to- ‘ard the house, When he returned, a few minutes later, the girl was, still standing there, holding the dog and blocking his exit.- Dabbs could see“at once that he was not to escape ‘easily. “Nice boy, Ned,", Dabl re- judé!" the giri ex. uningly. “Are you the late Mrs. Rangeley’s brother?” (TO BE CONTINUED.) There are 202 letters in the Tartar alphabet. DAKOTA FARMER NOW JOYFUL 4, J. Kraft almost ruined in health. Vitality exhausted, strength gone. Tried Tanlac and wins back ruzged health. Seva Tanlac made good. Farmer Kraft is well known in No. Dakota, His home is on R. R, No. 1, Mandan, Relating to his breakdown and quick ree: he states: in stomach and around my’ heart bothered me first it. mM Then 0 draggy ‘all- in’ feeling came over me ‘and Teould not shake it off. I was weak, tired easily and the end. of the. dav would be exhausted. I had a hard time to keep up my end of the work. My nerves were shaky and I. had to force myself to cat. That lasted several months, a “Tanlac was recommended and it certainly made good ‘for me, On the third bottle | was eatin, and. feeling as well as ever, The hardest work snes Lay exhaust ne. 1 haven't had @ touch of indigestion or a pain ot kind since.™ aid nature's own tonic ai builder,, made from ‘herba, © She got a hint of that last time she ‘ ence, oa Lie. haa. J'8 oar or tried to make a stri! of he: | eatf ane’ goat gta Wadthe iene “If your health is . tr ottle fs