The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 17, 1927, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune An Independent Newspaper THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, jisamarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck as second class mail matter. . George D. Mann..........President and Publisher Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Daily by carrier, per year . 5 Daily by mail, per year, (in Bismarck)...... 7.20 wWaily by mail, per year, “~~ “(in state outside marck). Daily by mail, outside of North f Member Audit Bureau of Member of The Associated Press ey Ss the use for republication of all news dispatches Fer, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights of republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Tower Bidg. Kresge Bldg. = PAYNE, BURNS & SMITH NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) —$—$———$$ $$$ $$ ———— We Can't Teach ’Em a Thing <The Chinese it is ‘said, are incapable of self-gov- ernment; hence it is the white man’s duty to main- Zain concessions an@ courts and armed ‘camps on Chinese territory. , = Maybe it’s so. But listen to thi & In Tsing Tau a certain editor was a violent critic Gf the Chinese police administration. Did the po- dice take violent measures against him? Ah, no. Whey gave him a job as “police advisor.” Now the friticism is stopped. No American politician could have taught them anything smoother than that. govern themselves? There was a trick turned in he most approved American manner It Shall Not Be ¢ the second time since the demise of red flan- thels, an attempt is being made to put men into col- red underwear. Fashion arbiters of Paris ‘e been partially suc- cessful in inaugurating the fashion of colored eve- Ring clothes, and now they've got the idea that the * \ The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to! Godited to it or not otherwise credited in this pa-| locker rooms, dle crepe de chi j not aesthetic. America will be | Let the peek: lingerie clasps, if life to the unferti {side the whirling jor so. thing. Thus, once agai fully predict that For life—need j formula; not even What it is we do not know. i {tell us jhave vanced to jother they have been baffled. if blos: {find them out. | A famous scienti: | fine life. “Life,” he sai h. yes. Many inition; but the The Veil ientists at the of experimenting, have lly-created substance with which they, can bring Thus the test tube substitutes for mother natu and the laboratory reache | The scientific substitute, however, is not quite ‘good as the real thing. jurchins do not live very long—not more than a day | Something is lacking. tory concoction that g' What it is the scientists do not know. | the sea urchins do net live. |the end of its most searching study. {forts doubtless will be made to perfect the product lof the test tube; but, without knowing anything about the steps that are being taken, we respect. | not something that can be reduced to a chem jsaid to have met swift and violent deaths in club | Now any couturier pour l'homme who tries to ped- ine thingumajigs for men to our haberdashers is likely to be thrown out cn his beret The he-underthing will continue to be athletic, It’ ‘s one masculine institution that in kept inviolate, instead of violet. aboo georgette shirts of Frenchmen {disclose aphrodisiac glimpses of prominent collar bones, embroidered shoulder straps and ducky little they will—but not for us. nce Cannot Raise niversity of California, after perfected an arti- lized eggs of sea urchins, up to take the cosm place he- scheme, nebulae The artificially-created s Cocytin, the labora- | them life, lacks some- | Rut | nee finds a blank wall at | Further ef- | in, si y will fail. | the we remind ourselves again?—is t's | the life of a humble sea urchin. | Our scientists cannot Generation after generation, learned men tackle the problem; one after an- | If we could but un- | tand, completely, the steps in the growth and | : M blossoming of a common dandelion we would know Who says they can’t! ai) that there is to be known; but we can never | . a few years ago, tried to de a flame burning in wate thanks, sir, It is a beautiful def. ubstance of it was known ages ago, when white-gowned Chaldeans paced theic | brick towers and meditated, under the Mesopotamian moon, on life and death and the world. fae in water’ “A flame es; but the flame was lighted ghromatic revolution should extend even to the one-} aeons and aeons ago, a spark, maybe, struck off ‘time unmentionables. sKupposed to wear blue crepe de chine underwear. .. Maybe the Frenchmen can get by with it, but the Gdea will find no vogue in America. One tragic e ‘shirt manufacturer put daintily tinted underwear on |so as to permit on the merits « supreme court to make rules — ing to procedure and practice in the courts of the state. Indefinitely nostponed. -S. B. 156—Eastgate. mending the statutes concerning ownership of wintals so that redemptioner or debt- oF may bring an action in district egurt where the property is situated ta compel an accounting. Indefinite- ly_postponed. S$. B. 145—P: Per tricts to Schlosset school d providing block o ‘overed and ing life of such ploye leaves emp ed teache S$. B, 242. quest.Providing pension for retire or partially paid ments for 20 year of artment mem| of fire Citi Making oral of atterson Warranties and representations soliciting agents binding on the se «Lost, on roll call vote, 2 “8. B, 211--Brant.—Repe: f an hour before sunrise and half n hour after sunset. Game and h. B. 241—Olson of Burleigh, and group life insurance tomatically term: on pension. Olson, Burleigh, by re from some cosmi j¢ anvil on which the milky way With his evening suit of royal blue, miladdie is! was hammered into shape. We know that the flame burns, and that it is j beautiful. But we nnot light it ourselves, nor }can we ever understand it. We sce only that it perience was enough. Not so long ago a domestic} is surrounded with myster i there is shooting of ducks itting city or pay premiums for on employes, employes are jat~ policies wnen ©, loyment. — Retiring Insurance f for a $40 monthly “d_ membe: city. fir ‘8 or more members and for 10. y department rel in it something too divine for sthe market and the intrepid souls who bought it are| scope or test tube to unravel. nd that y micro- and beauty, meeting for such pu tions other th Concurrent dy y ands lands to y by quit claim deed all of the d belonging to the state of North{ k f the proposed of the to be establ ds, to the Unit government on condition that if na- tional park is ever discontinued, the land will revert. to North Dakota. | Resolution further requires the| board to determine the boundaries | of the proposed national park and! report xetion at the next session of, the legislature. St ' HOUSE Bills Passed Coneu ing board of to 1 cept gratis from Pembina county a statutes having to do with am removal of county seat, nitely postponed. 8. B. 176—Sathre and Forbes x exempt federal income ta’ and tax Ss. B. w rela officers by especially to clarify meth- Indefinitely postponed. . ~ Hjelmstas Making eight per cent the maximum legal rate of interest and usury the charg- iM of interest on accrued interest. li 22 to 26. 8. 158—Brant.-—Amending all statutes so that railroad taxes would be_paid to state instead of counties Last on roll call, . H, B. a 113—Signalness, -=Doub! - ing up clerk probate judge ination for ntract. ciliation court S. B. 245-—Olso: t cellation of licens Insurance. B. 246—Atki reenacting const! make the Hoove truck kota. s. lines effec te affairs. B. 248- Indefinitely postponed. | nition | of “conso Billa Pansed mean a school w @iminating t © assessor. 3 Clincher ap-| ied. | in counties of 10,000 State affa and under. Present law fixes 8,000/ B. 247— and under. - Repeals law, teachers are emp reference with| *S, B. 140--Carey. -—— Reen law | val relating to return and disposition of! prior to January s. dection ballots so that ballots bei to provisions of chapter ited mea instead of six! and of the init 27 to 20, to offi Requires writ-| Nov. 2, Kept four months months after election, cs. Sathre. ial new: 0. ten consent to closing of schools inj iB. Plo; ynplatted towns located on a rail-| viding a limitati ybad where a consolidated school may half years after be formed inland. Parents of three-\ and ‘creditor ha: fourths of children affected must ap-) which claims m Prove. Fits specific case in Griggs! insolvent banks 0 to 18. | barred, Banks an Schlos er, — Requires 244—Fleckten.— a new procedure for hearing quest—Limiting life insurance com- panies to a 60 per cent commissi to agents on first premium. ndling auto transportation bus and 8 contiguous sections . B. tkin: idating all legal publications made! the 50—Kretschmar. Puts state in ions on level with x exemptions, Tax! tablishing nd de- small claims and Judiciary, n, Burleigh, by re-| ion e penalty attached. | in: mending and itution so as to} r code system of} tive in North Da. rs, Fine.—Clarifying defi-;his affairs, lidated schools to/ here at least two loyed and at least, are served.! Legalizing and 1, contrary 187 SL 1919 ure relating | spapers approved Judicia vhar, | jon of two and a! a bank has clo: s been notifi t be filed against or claim is legally id ban! ing. —Establish-! Publication in July, October, January ing a fund for pénsioning police of-| and April of each year of ‘all taxes’ ficers in cities a and other revenues collected and ex-j ment of pensions pended by city. 32 to 1 and their depen ¢8. B. 200—Tofsrud.—Reenacts law death. s© as to place a 6'% mill levy limit ations, on funds which may be raised by tax-' 8. Be ation in place of present eight mill nexation levy, 37 to 12. | school 8." B. 206—Erickson. of land districts An act 51 Hjelmstad, to two-thirds majorit; nd providing pay to retired officers dents in case of Cities and municipal corpor- Proving an- so ‘that common upon a vote of a of 12 sections or Validate ‘und legalize action of city|less may be co-extensive with civil Officials in granting duplicate con-|townships in city although the contract. was, assets and liabili called for on but one. Makes relative; 8. B. 252 s tt of engineering survey, etc., ap- mothers’ pension Rlicuble to all areas under sp HB. 174—Game and fish commit-|to appli i e.—Prohibits use of chain or rope, S. B. 253—Whi through field between two/8'2 hour maximu: rs to flush grouse. Prohibits use| women so as to rifles to start ducks flying from} in case of an emergency, an waitresses to wo: irearm except tol or re-; When banquet unless same be tions or sessions Is or magazine are in progres: dren’s welfare. j-lake and prohibits carrying rel 1 . in school maintenan 5 ged in two contiguous sections of and providing for equalization e : of ties. Elections. hlosser, Amends law und to make al eligible indigent mothers resident in forcible detainer so as to require a sessment for development. 47 to 2.|the county for cise judiciary. 4 years previous itman.—Amends the m working day for| exempt employment permits rk 10 hours a day » conventions, celebra- of the legislature B. 234—Lynch.—Permits pupils a to attend school ardi district & 5 ‘6; B, 238—Schlosser and Sathre.— ition Appropriates to com; ite of first district] 8. vin ad-| munici| Providing judge by for the cer. re not standardized requires schoo) district to pay stand- " Bills Intreduced school if the common + (introduced ‘Monday, calendar facilities delayed.) al andardized raded schoo! and $2.50 a week fee. S. B, 255—Fleckten.—Creating a 1 court in cities over 7,500. appoinment of nor mating [law relating to applica’ Women’s and chi | ‘at $6000 | rear with associated jud, it y ‘yaaiclary judges at $4,000 as el pe taele™ cot tech property brick veneer courthouse building in city of Pembina to be used as al unit for a state children’s home. 00 to % H. B, 209—Amending section relat- | ing to special schoo! distr to bring provisions of the uct in the scope of the uniform tra eatactsieat of the con-!portation act and carrying a sliding idea. seale of compensation for hauling children to school. 71 to 40. H. B. 25—Repealing presidential rimary election and amending pri to 50. Clincher applied. > BS Requiring board of railroad commissioners to con-| duct hearings and set up a schedule of freight rates. Repeals statutory | rates established n | : -Lynch.—Provides if _a/ person held incompetent to handle | ate guardians may | is person and prope: U. 8. Veterans bur be named for ty. Allow right to to incompetents, 108 to 1. i Requires an td's estate” and s ute in the naming of U. erans bureau to handle affairs rus inventory feguards of a‘ so as to specifically prohibit a ficer or employe of any politic divison ¢: : bonds of another officer or employ 110 to 0. A new statute providing for an arbitration board im disputes arising from orde the state highwi to Emergency H. B. 263—Anderson. ers’ pensions so as to require notice in writing to the child welfare board, isor, village truste , Where the ap- plicant for pension resides, concern- ing date of hearing. 110 to 0, Hi, B. 267 —Roberts. eenacts law to require that one director or a duly appointed agent of a corpora- tion must be a resident of N. D. if company is chartered to do business in the state, 108 to 1. HB. 2 uas.—Reenacts law relat to stay of execution in a written surety on the part of the appellant to make good all charges pending the appeal. 63 to 47. q. B. 271-—Curative measure—for an act empowering foreign executor administrators and guardians to as- sign mortgages. Curative act aimed to settle present legal dispute. 99 to 10, H. B. 274—Miller, and Streich. pea res that in the future the state highway commission and all politi- ¢al subdivisions contemplating pav- ing must request bids on the types of naving heretofore laid in the 108 to 0. B. 296—Freeman —Amends law to require state historical society to prepare quarterly reports of its col: lections ond cine, news| r pul ions. Pe ege—Con. ‘move requirement that al! jttockholders be gaged tages ar | H reins ' * i" ‘31 For a new te in counties of 5,000 rearing thet population and pr | closed on it andle payment or awards |‘ OUR BOARDING HOUSE A RMor HAG I THAT Yo ARE GoIné “fo“TRY AND MAKE ANOTHER Kttempt “fo GET IN AN AGNLUM § ~~ WHATS THIS NEW HEAD-SPIN You FIGURE ON TAXING W NouR/DEN 2 ~~ GOMETHING ABOUT | That Lets Us Out Se | BITAY DEAR Siz Se. AIS 1S A VERY / FORMAL AFFAIR, NO \ IASCUezAD: PARTY s Nia, aa over, the candidate for coroner, must be a regular practicing physician. Passed 92 to 18. Clincher applied, Bills Killed 205—Thatcher.—Completely nt peddlers’ act, ac- ¢ County Auditor “, secretary of association. postponed. dley and Erickson, ed hospital” oper- ny group or clinic, so that patients of chiropractors other professionals may be admitted. Indefinitely postponed. McManus and Streich. ng Bank of North Dako se tax sale certificates held! e individuals on lands fore- by the Bank of North Da- ating $300,000 from any. deposited in the bank, postponed. ‘ Johnson, son, Svingea and And ill, satire on barbers, bobbers, .en- © measures," Bill require license from farmers on of farming. Indefinite}. would to IN NEW YORK | New York, Feb. 17,—In one of the largest and best known department stores in Manhattan playing j cards can be purchased. It seems. the founder, now dead, promised his mother, who belonged to the Victorian era, that he would never handle them. Howeve noted a number of cocktail shakers on display. no Speaking of prohibition; ing story been going the rounds of Broadway concerning an incident in one of the several dozen speak- ies in the Times Square belt, A couple of young men who’ had been doing quite a lot of serious drinking suddenly took out a_ set of dice and began to roll them, betting on the result. The proprietor, rushing from be- a came over to them and Indefinitely postponed, H. B, 276—Sleight. Aimed to re- the high school tuition fee now geable against own school dis- ct of children and payable to high school attended. finitely postponed H_ B. 278—Committce on elections. Setting up system of fines to be vied against citizens who refuse or fail to vote at gener: definitely postponed. H. B._280—Signalni H and return of thos: Similar to ying a poll of the t obile licenses. 1—Swett.—An act to reg ulate the use of paint-spi chines, Indefinitely postponed. An act to 1] North ns. In- H, B, 273—Lillehaugen abolish military training in Dakota schools and institu’ definitely postponed 300—-Swend Specifical- ly iting any advance agre: ments made prior to the opening of, for bids, by any political Indefinitely postponed, H. RB. ‘Amends law so as to add the ification “waterworks et” to the units under which assessments may be levied ies. Indefinitely postponed. MAKING \LINTO A J aR LABOR. oS } ! oe feaees Say, y better stop The’ place is full of Which further reminds me that one of the very smart New York weeklies now prints in each number the recipe for making some trick cocktail “and is selling many copies thereby. —? | Europeans, visiting our shores, jand unable to comprehend the na- ture of the drinking situation, are most naive. | A visitor of more than average ;Prominence was called upon by a nhewspaperman of our acquaint- ance the other day. The new arrival tle of gin and the brightened. : “Oh, the real stuff. Sneaked i 1 suppose?” suggested produced a bot- reporter's eyes it the I got it from the really should be the reporter admonished, proudly boasted the naive one, “this must be good, See, it has a Gordon label.” y care- The last word in movie theaters, soon to open off Broadway, will have college student ushers, Football hero types will be given the preference, according to a notice I saw pasted up on a bulletin board of New York University. “They must be blond, with straight " yRoses,” says the notice, giving the EZ pp wrt Now,71H DEVELO! ww THE IDEA AToRY! AA WAR-R- R-UMF me REAT EGAD M'LAD,~ NATDRE NoT ENDOW You He LENE oF NOSE, + 1 GEE ~~ AT rf WAS PED THRU INQUISTTINENE S? §elF IN MIND T a KEEPING fim “fo MYGELFS= impression that the movie ushers of tomorrow may be asked to compete with the film heroes. And, by way of final admonition to those who must keep up in the ab- solutely latest dance steps: Drop the black bottom and go in for the new | simplified tango! Such a vogue has it become that one of the very popular tea da sant resorts is now sold out three times a week to tango clubs. And I understand that two bank- and at least one Russian prin es, thy very common in New York, common, —indeed—have been n at the Tuesday afternoon gathering at the Anderson galleries. Which would seem to make it unanimous. . GILBERT SWA NEA Service, Inc.) (Copyright, 1927, — | Old Masters —_—_———— Ah, love, let us be true To'one another! for the world, which seems lie before us dreams, So various, so beautiful, so new, Hath really neither joy, nor love, nor light, Nor certitude, “nor peace, for pain; And we are here as on a darkling plain To like a land of nor help Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight, Where ignorant armies clash by night. --Matthew Arnold: From “Dover Beach.” | BARBS A New Jersey assemblyman wants a bill making it legal to hurl hand grenades at saxophone players. It’s a good idea, but why not also have a clause in the measure about min- ing the back yard against the feline chorus? . . Citizens, besides the right. of life, liberty, such as it is, and the like, should be allowed the privilege of deploying as infantry against street cars that won't stop on cold mornings. . By all means people who look over your shoulder while you are trying to write should be hanged as spies. . The mopping-up squad could be rected against the man who tells you about the two holes-in-one he made in 1903, while you are concentrating G KEEP’ IDEA- IN GOLITARN & CONFINEMENT || L/ an ANN “THOUG! WM Nov GET, PES NKTORALIN 19 ¢= “A M-M-“THATS A DIG “UKE —' PANAMA CANAL b= {a customer for this coat.” THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 17, 1927 SAINT = SINGER i I know, It looks so but it’s second-hand, if 1 get my money | The interview with A. Frankel, the] Yeah, yeah, manufacturing furrier, took place in| good’ as new, Garner's private. office. Garner |and I'm luck, jseemed oath to have Faith go out back.” jserieaing iatle ii i i i turned a 4 of his life, thus breaking his prized | Faith, turned appealing to Gar: "d better accept Frankel’s offer, ss Lane, Ws really | a generous young Jew, said{one, under the circumstances. *talready ‘I got| A few minutes later Faith folded | Frankel’s check and placed it in her | purse. After all, she consoled hte- |now, Abe,” Garner admonished him, |self, a thousand dollars was a large: “T tell you, Miss Lane,” Frankei|sum of money, It frould buy food arly confidential, as he|and clothes for the Lane family for tapped her on the shoulder. s|months. And there still remained Peggy Brainerd, the musical comedy |the other suitcases. Stooping swift- star, is a customer of mine from she lifted the heavy case and long back. .She says .to me only last | opened : Saturday, she says, ‘Abe, I got aj “look , hope routing sugar daddy that's loosened up on|her feeling of humiliation, “This is the fur cout proposition, You find|the wedding dress. Made by a fa- me a nice mink coat, and sell it to, mous Fifth Avenue modiste, to facturer's prices, and V'll|Cherry’s order, Of course it’s aw- le of other girls ‘to you,”|fully tiny,” she deprecated, “but do a little private business onjthere are a good many tiny girls the side, you understand, Miss Lane.|these days. Isn't it adorable?” she I manufacture furs for Garner and | added wistfully, as she held the shim- all these swell shops in the Loop,\mering satin, embroidered with tiny but I got me some private customers, | pearla and rhinestones, against her too.” own tall, splendid figure. “Maybe Miss Brainerd wouldn't} Frankel and Garner handled the want the coat, if she knew—" Faith | exquisite dress almost reverently, began, blushing uncontrollably, looking at each other questioningly “Knew that it belonged to Cherry | from time to time, and uttering little personal contact with a famous mur- ner, ‘ou ‘der case. | “Sure, I take it, | thin, flat-stomached almost immediately. Frankel, a tall,|M “Do the right thing by Miss Ne Lane Wiley, the jazz mur—” Frankel |clucking sounds of admiration. began. “It's sure a swell dress, “Whoa, Abe,” Garner warned him. | Lane Frankel told her. “Sure! Excuse it, please, Miss| wedding veil, too! I never seen no Lane. I'll give you a receipt for the! prettier in all my life, Wait! I coat, and tomorrow or today maybe|got in idea! No, tomorrow I tell I get hold of Miss Brainerd, and} you. Pack these things back up in make a bargain with her. To you|Yyour suitcase and take ‘em back to goes one thousand dollars now—jthe hotel with you. Don’t let uny- whether I sell the coat or not!” he| body else see them, get me? 1 got exclaimed, with a large gesture, as!a swell idea!” if he were conferring upon her the| As she left the room a little later, wealth of the Indies. {Garner was holding Cherry's note Paith’s heart sank. between his fingers, while the two sand?” she asked faintly. “It cost|men sat close together in conference, thirty-five hundred dollars—" Frankel talking in low, excited tones, “From a swell Fifth Avenue shop,|Garner nodding thoughtfully, that made a thousand qollars pro- fit,” Frankel shrugged. “And it was ;new then. Now it is second-hand. “Only a thou- TOMORROW: Faith breaks into the news. and convicted. During this trial it ona putt. . And keep the stand- ing army in readiness to move) Was brought out in the testimony against the big he-brute who says| that it cost the tobacco interests $10,- “Alrighty!” ; 000 to put the joker in the snuff bill two years before. The snuff bill, Kansas City now takes up bright originally writ- red street curs. It’s another case} ten by Dr. Ladd, sed at this ses-- for Kellogg. sion and has been instrumental in : ie —- greatly reducing the use of snuff es- When King George was opening| pecially among young men and boy: parliament he said the warships| The supreme court of the state su were being sent to China as a token lof friendship. No wonder | Prince fell over his sword! tained this law and took judicial no- tice of the harmful effects of snuff. _ A member of tne present legislature said to have defended his vote on the | An Illinois man drove his car] the repeal bill by citing the case of |two miles in his sleep. This: prac-| his grandfather and grandmother who J al becoming common inj used snuff without harmful effects. Some of us can remember individuals of a past generation who took snuff through their nostrils from a dainty gold snuff box and enjoyed the luxury of a few sneezes. The snuff used to- day is not taken through the nostrils it is put in the mouth and absorb- ed, The habit once formed is very We offer as toda miracle the man who played a piano for two | da in Chicago and lives to play j agai When Charley Birger, the Ilinois locked | ‘ jmangster, was up he was difficult to break. Its use under- jgiven a machine gun with which to disturbs t \ prciad binant?” Wees uae t mines the health, disturbs the mental balance and often causes imbecility ind insanity. , It is argued that it can now be ship- ped in by mail to the consumer. This sentenced to hang in that country, they probably give him a horse. | a A GL Te ae a — y be, "but we know the habit and ! At The Movies jj tse have decreased under this law. es The temptation of its continuous use tis not before our boys and workmen APITC jin every cigar and tobacco store and * tear, eu) a sob, a chuckle! | in many general grocery stores, us _,A page from the life-book of 1! it was before the law was passed. simple family, a powerful portrayal | ‘Then the whole state was flooded with of human emotions, fs the heart-| sample boxes,—-they were even Lata satya te shel Boones which | thrown upon our door steps to create sat Capite eatre tonight. the habit ys This universal | presentation. con- eee ene cerns the lives of Rabbi Cominsky,| After 14 years of freedom from this hin wife, ae and their sons,| evil, do we want to go back to old 1 Saximy, snd Mors ie ” conditions? No state can prosper eo ine anes Pegi that legalizes abe revenue that. which boy, unlearned, 2 prizefighter, react| Ur its neste. health and morals differently to their father's attitude Elizabeth Preston Anderson. —_—_+ CAPITOL THEATRE toward them, Morris, the ye beloved of the rabbi for his studiou: leanings, is cold, cruel and selfish subveriing ‘parental and ‘racities Justajingle to further his own mercenary ambi- tions, , ‘Sammy the pugilist, who consorts| “I'l fix this door myself," sald wil ough companions, is generous, o ¢ ” kindly and imbued with love for his| ., “I’m really not so dumb. & He then begah to pound a x follows climax in this mov. And Promptly his ing recital. How the favored son spurns hig parents and denies his re- ligion; how the younger son,.who was disowned by his father, returns and unknown to the aged and broken man | A THOUGHT brings icv to the patriarch’s last days; the sacrifice of the old ra’ for his ungrateful Morris and the eventual recognition of the wro! Sammy, all are artfully portrayed this human document. 3 ELTINGE THEATRE Anybody who fears that laughter may increase their girth is herewith warned to stay away from the Eltinge | Theatre, where “McFadden’s Flats” is being shown Friday and Saturday. For this picture, is one of the ng in} The weakest spot in eve: ii where the thinks himecif to be: the strongest.—Emmons, Powerful Skin Remedy Discovered greatest laugh hits ever thrown upon! prieg Up Ee: , the screen. Not only have all the | ps, Cenune. Marbers' , Heh comic situations that’ made the ori: Se Rein Sapien. eal stage broduerlon continued ; it for more than thirty years been il retained, but new and novel ‘ituations | Must Give Results in ave been a . e result is that} | nobody who cares for wholesome tan | 7 Days or Money Back jean afford to miss this, the most | | promising of the season's successes. | This wonderful surgeon's _pre- edians Teamed seripti - : Two of the reasons for the com-| ica las Moonee Brerety Da Amer ns for ‘ica as Moone’s Emer: i plete success of this, picture are efficient in the treatene ot aki. | Charlie Murray and Chester Conklin, ; diseases that the ite! ig of eczema who have been teamed up for the; often stops with one application. first time in this production. Charlie,; A few applications und the most | always excruciatingly funny, finds’ persistent cases of Eczema often are | Rreater opportunities than ever in ‘healed never to return, his association with the gifted Conk-} Moone’s Emerald Oil fe and . leasant to use and it is so power- ‘ully antiseptic and deodorant that even ordors arising from ulcers, ga’ grene and cuncer are instantly kille |, Moone’s Emerald Oil in the orig- inal bottle ix dispensed by pharm cists, viste always rt Moone’s Emerald Oil on hand. Satisfying Results Cliuton, lowa— have "occasionally "taken Be famous lin, a VET ec | ! People’s Forum THE SNUFF HABIT Fargo, Feb. 14, 1 | Editor Tribune: | For fourteen years the sale of so called Copenhagen snuff has been Fee jibited within the state of North akoti Ne hi assage of this law and some do not know what Copenhagen snoff is,| . or what its effects are on those who! use it. bd The late Senator E. F. Ladd, who was then pure food commissioner for the state, alarmed by the increase in the use nuff, especiall; yoo aes, poe he and after ing testimony from many physicians of the state as to its barn effects framed the law whieh it is now pro- to repeal. This padsed the leg- islative assembly of 1911, but in the closing Mars of. the session, an or “ bill which mat 3 lewns secur- ” Pd aft Pee ee _ =