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CHICAGO DETROIT Off-hand we should say that conditions in the | Tower eee ut reclan ace atc Bldg. | Philippines are far from good, but that the remedy Wew YORK + c “4 Fifth Ave. Bidg. lies not in giving them independence, which they $$$ $$ | would not know what to do with, but in instituting 5 (Official City, State and County Newspaper) a vigorous clean-up that will insure proper sanitary . ei and living conditions throughout the islands. The President’s Stand Tec, President Coolidge has taken the proper stand when he states to the press, in answer to que: that he has no intention of recommending the immedi- ate freedom of the Philippine Islands. The president Gk, do all thinking people since the present sur- ‘Manila gang,” intent on completely looting the island, is energetically preparing propaganda that will result infthoir gaining brief control of the situation. If they can but gain control they will then be free to plunder to their hearts’ content. President Coolidge sees through this situation,! hoWever, and there is no doubt that when he receives the full report of Colonel Thompson, he will recom- mend that no independence be granted for a lon period of years. The Awakening And now Mr, Deets Pickett, secretary of the Methodist board of prohibition and public morals, announces that the modern girl isn’t as bad as she has been painted. (That pun is unintentional.) ‘There's good in her, he says, even if she does wear short skirts andjput rouge on her cheeks and smoke cigarets. Furthermore, she doesn’t do those things quite so much as she did a few years ago. Well, it’s a relief to have a statement on that | subject by an authority anyhow. Only—one won- ders why it took him so long to find it out. We've known it all the time. vey by Col, Carmi Thompson began, that the We Are the First Just to be the first to tell you about it this year, here is a bit of advice—“Do your Christmas shop- ping early.” Perhaps it seems untimely. Look at your calen- dar. Cuunt the days. You'll find there are about 100 more shopping days before Christmas. How is that for a startling picce of information? Of course it isn’t really quite time to do your Christmas shopping. But it's time to start plan- ning for your Christmas shopping. That's what usually makes you late—you start planning when you should start shopping. And then, when you are ready to shop, you should be through. It isn’t too early to start on the home-made things. Perhaps you'll have to get monogram patterns for handkerchiefs. ‘Then, there's all the cross-stitching to be done. > The Paris-London Crash The wreck of the Paris-London airplane on the Kent: coast with the loss of two lives and many in- jured is much to be regretted. For a long time, now, these Paris-London air routes have been op- erating with a larger factor of safety than many Hind railroads, despite the fact that airplanes were used. This record has fostered a great deal of con- fidence in the route and the traffic has beeome heavy enough so that it is practically a paying proposi- tion. , This accident will affect business to some extent. Phere can be no doubt of that. The air is as yet auch a new vehicle lane that every accident to some éxtent destroys the confidence of the traveling ublic. = But not for long, let us hope. ‘The air presents the big development of the future and sooner or Thter the traveling public must become reconciled to that fact and accidents will no more deter them than do the many that occur on American railways .Zearly discourage rail travel. ANI oun Wells BEGIN HERE TODAY MRS. PRENTISS sees lights mysteriously appear and disap- pear in the HEATH household hext door one night, and the next y Harbor Gardens, jand, is agog with the mui MYRA HEATH and thi = appearance her husband, PERRY. House guests of the H are LAWRENCE INMAN, ie to Myra's fortune, and BUNNY Moore, vivacious, golden-* haired, to whom suspicion poists ause of her refusal to answer . She ies, wore, Pee ' bredtgyy — for col. jecting it was a rere old whiskey bottle from her col- lection that the murderers used to kill her, Candles were burn- ing at her head and feet and nearby was a card marked, “The Work of Perry Heath.” Strang- est of all, she was heavily made up_with rouge. pono: thing about Heath's disappearance is that all the windows and doors had been locked on the inside the night Editorial Comment | Our Swimmer in Bronze (New York Times) “Gertrude of America” is to be Perpetuated in bronze at Cape Gris Nez for swimming the channel, The news is given out while Miss Ederle visits rela- tives in Germany and tells the people how Proud she is to be of German descent. Her father and mother were German. France had in Mme. Sion a candidate for the feat that a German-American Nmiss of 19 romped away with. A muscular lady is Nthe French swimmer, a female Hercules, according to reports, but she does not excel in the crawl stroke which carried Gertrude Ederle along so fast that before the second flood tide could turn she was wad- Xing out of the surf at Kingsdown. If the French ‘are disappointed because their countrywoman was not the first of her sex to conquer the channel, they are good sportsmen. Tribute is to be rendered to The Law's Legality™ Verily, the ways of the law are past all human wnderstanding. , Minois’ primary law has been declared unconsti @utional. This is going to cause a whole lot of trouble; but certain gentlemen are highly tickled. During the last month, you see, upwards of a hun- dred Chica, s were indicted for doing things they Shouldn't have in connection with the primary. Lit- He things, you know, like throwing away ballot: Ftimidating voters, counting ballots that didn’t ex- ist, and so on. Now, it seems, if the primary law is declared void cas it has —then these men can’t be brought % trial for violating a law that wasn't a law. At qu lons. Myra Heath was pecul never used cosmeti past, so Say their lawyers. But will the men who} *® ictoeoes American, It is pleasant to read that in the ‘morning. Finger "prints Were nominated lose their nominations? You'd] MMe host Lenoir of the Sirene hotel has donated| of Bunay Moore and Inman were the site for a bust to the fair Gertrude, and that M,| found om the bottle 4] Island on Christmas day. As nothing seems diffi- cult to a girl who has swum across. the English channel in fourteen hours and some odd minutes, Miss Ederle will doubtless have many invitations to prove herself a superwoman. But it behooves her not to attempt the impossible. Demands and Fears Death (Grand Forks Herald) * Tom Johnson, confessed murderer, who is now in custody in Minneapolis, tells of a long list of mur- ders which he says he committed, and his identifi- galoo. But it’s a loft, like, and fortable enoug! y way, where I sleep, and front door. M; and if anybody that front door, That door wasn’t o) ed it that night, t' next morning. 2 chain bolt is out of order, plug a little stick in it. pore: 5. Last on the Reform List Pennsylvania's Sesquicentennial exposition must ge closed on Sundays. That is the law. And it is ble that Philadephia’s big league baseball ome willbe prevented from playing on Sunday. That, also, it seems, is the law. i % Nobody was planning to enforce the law until « =| | Hang of public-spirited citizens raised an uproar id; made ‘em. That’s fine. Wonderful thing for nnsy’vania to show such a firm civic conscience. he opened after I locked it up!” authorities are convinced that he is telling the truth. He has demanded to be sent to Towa, where capital punishment is in vogue, rather than’ that he be kept in Minnesota, where the punishment for murder is limited to life imprisonment. He insisté on being i hanged for his crimes. Yet, the other night, he & p | Financing Carriers was so terrified by a storm that he. paced his cell, al- | fo * The experience of’ the rs and business men| ternately cursing and praying, in deadly fear of contemptuous. “That financed, the extension of the Great Northern} the death which he had begged for, and which the , Sait scabs to Ophelm,-Montana, should| elements seemed about to inflict upon him. There | downstai ite other si ‘projects. Five hundred stock-| is an old story of a man who was frustrated (ralgregitenag pad id ates his lite, ipted heard it if she had, Vm a light sleep 6 got my eurs open burglars, end 1 tell you cou! dow ope ut enced Pennsylvanians will have time to turn ir attention to that little matter of a primary that: was accompanied by sv much whole- » bribery. Emma, do it! Last ni it k Sed she -bad tS fork ie bias that.20, Em?” it attem; nL eecant the Biel looked ber his ney nk ‘ lrg ee eee ae ts leaded,’ Ta oll is next dey, and then THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE : | The Ever Shortening Fuse story front, which it isn’t @ regular story, this here house, being a bun- com- that’s ‘8 right over the dow was open, or out of ard them. neg after I lock- il T opened it the 1 know, because the and I Nobody would do it exactly like I did, and anyways, I just know that door wasn’t 2 tell and for there dn't have been a door or win- this, house that night, ts “Did you hear Emma open the door r “‘Course 1 did!” Herrick looked she wiett She ke a hod carrier, “and nutes to | a little, open—ain’t THURSDAY, AUGUST 26, 1926 | = JOAN'S ESCAPE At John Meredith's gtartled gasp, John Meredith ‘slumped down in his | I went on, < { chair, as though I hi uck him. ill find Joan this Surely Joun's atapfather ahowtd bave | Cornwall's wite te awaiting’ babe, - : should have | Co: fi { tan ee cate at while the father is lying in’ the “Was chere an:\ more reason why | morgue.” ‘he should have, than you?” I réplied.; “Do you mean to tell mo the scoundrel was married?” “Yes.” “How did Joan find it out?” “The man told her, himself. insisted on having me as a witness to their marriage. He saw that he could not get away with what he jan before she wi was trying to do and had to tell her. could keep all ‘hi »| He also told her that he needed er a small ine | $20,000 immediately and Coe jmmen they were married he was tell her stepfather what he had Tene ; “He knows ng more ebout it than you do, He thinks just as bag do that as \ long as she had all the money she 1 ted to spend, she needed nothing It is no eredit to him or you at because of a .cl ing tha’ givi married—she did overstep all j cial traces.” ‘80+ John Meredith sprang to his feet.| and get the $20,000 for hushing the 2 “What are you telling me?” he ex- | matter a A claimes “The dirty ss, My poor sister.’ “I am telling you the truth,” 1' “Yes, John Meredith, your poor answered, , too, arose to my feet, | sister. Poor beeause she had no man ind looked him straight in the eye,| to tect her.” a for I was arly as tall hh “How can I ever thank you, Miss e. 3 conineee: uN th, you kn is usu- 3 “But, how did she get out of this terrible predicament?” “Beneficent fate sti The man was killed in an automobile ac- cident day before yesterday. Other- | wise Ca vee Aad a ve _— | trapped into a mi marriage } been made to pay a check of $20,000 | which he had forged.” Dean, for what you have done for my sister?” “Why—why,” I stopped, then a thought struck me. “You can come back here for din- ner with me tonight, and then take me to a theater and rward a cabaret and supper,” I answered. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) TOMORROW: A Great Change. , ped in. bugs. . . . And, again, igures are swallowed by blacker street . And again a woman, with a baby in her arms, stares dumbly ‘down the inky out- he could be the criminal and place lightning that card in evidence es a clue to his kt guilt. Another could do it, but not! the’ criminal, himself. ‘Had Heath comm! it crime, he would have left a false clue ‘that would! lines of a wharf. qh pointed to yourself or to some —GILBERT SWAN. other person, but not to his own| (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) ges bi of > “This doesn’t seem to be.one — OO i BARBS | 1 By Tom Sims those cases that have the regulation {@—_—_________________» clues—initialed handkerchiefs, brok- en cuff-links, special sort of ¢obacco ash—’ pait of vis-! The fellow who through life {afraid of making "foo! out at hie self is one, ‘ootprints, one of 7 f , tols, lib: table paper cutter, but- : : ton torn from assailant’s coat,—no,, if in, mone of the hackneyed re present, except—finger prints. You know of those impor- tant ones on the bottlo,—the weapon. How do you explain those?” “I daresay they ate easy of ex- oe A planation. Both 13 Moore and my-| The Pacific Ocean is larger than « self fingered that bottle when Mrs.| pair of dreamy eyes and almost half Heath was sho pine it ag ee gi wale deep. “Yes, and after irs. Heat lean with her delicate’ leaving no marks on) i eric pressure or by as! ; | Stared at him. y sort.” ing a man to run for office. “Yes, it sounds absurd, | kaow.| “Oh, I don’t know. We must have But. many details of this mysterious | picked it up ogain, Miss Moore and se are absurd. [ say, do you think f after that. You know how idly, ‘ould be sible 2” even unconsciously one picks up ob-; nly do not, But it is dure-| jects that are lying about.” !]|!y a question easily answered. Why] “Yes, but there are. only _thej- Jnot search the house? There are| prints of you two people, and‘ Miss leave] not many hidin, loore’s ‘are ben yours., She would serve su grasped it first.” one of “Indeed,” said La¥ry Inman, and stalked along by the other's turned away with a yawn, but. 1| they patroled the long terra (To Be Continued) squeak | killed your cousin?” é believe |) “That's the question. that's tor- just try} menting, me to death claimed, so emph: Making ends meet is often like a dog catching his tail. They simply | won't stay met. ean, could hi the assassin of body concealed sa ott think Perry Heath murdered by and his house?” ‘Good Lord! What an idea!” Larry | handkerc! ’ if ar a and ti any oaks from little acorns grow tning strikes more oaks than windows? Couldn’t, a man nining the house that way?” «They all squeak, every them,” Herrick averted, meaning to get ’ein fixed, just “Raven’t. But they i youd ective, you If the best words in our jeuruage are “Enclosed find check” then the worst arc “Please remit.” A river has no idea of where it iv going, but that doesn't make it try to stop, IN ” Mott, turned” on Heath get out? ta after vou locked up, What the world needs is propaganda to convince flies that henson Minas carry germs. tormenting you because you sdon’t know. -the answer or because you do?” he said, shrewdly. ag “Just what do. you mean by that {¥ Inman stopped and stared at him. “I mean,,do you suspect some- ‘body whom you do .not: want to sus-| |New York, Aug. 26—Scattered notes pect? Are your convictions forced from a ramble about ‘Manhattan: to a conclusion that you cannot bear; The coffec houses of "Roosevelt }to accept? In a word, do you: feel ‘street. . . . Jammed now with the ;you' must. suspect Miss Moore,!sailors in port from Latin lands: . . though you thate to do so?” tly Spanish. . They cluster Blue beads are a token of bad luck in the orient. A black eye is the tok- en in America. awestruck. say, how could he get out? The del s locked inside. Every ‘Gna window was. fastened in the ering when I came downstairs. Yd . , M2 While women first appeared on the eard any of ’em if they was! The other glared at him. board tables, talki opened.:in the night. Tden't know| «No he wnid, 223 pf Abgut, the long board, tables fpiking ‘stage slong sbout 1790 many of them ir, hew he did-get out! “Do you think the man Lomax saw was Mr. Heat “I don't think so, no, sir, seem much older, do not su: Moore, and any one wh "does i ust be out of his mind! It’s too'. absurd!” hy, he id it’ be? Bbalggfo lg pagent ramet ory why, how coul ? sweet youn; col yee he couldn’t get out, sir.” _ a see) Crimes ave | been pommlt- see ey nelgome prod eiere but some of them sound “Then is he in the house yet?, | ted by young women, by girls, even than a block or two from the neigh-| were using their, feet. “I think so, sir.” before this day of the wicked and de- , borhood. ““Why, Herrick, generate flapper.” as mean 2” . “I suppose, Mr. Mott, your posi- ‘doe: “I mean, sir, that the tion and your. calling give you a done for Mrs. ‘Heat! im,| right to voice such m us be- too, sir, and hid his dead body some- | li 4 apie yp glon't ever seem {fo have » ‘rom men just in from a | 5 briana ro re ing” woe! “f big ae only to other.! Playing the piano by ing somethin, Jimmy Ga hd Nothin, ety oF spa "Cause Mr. Heath, is nice if they One who re year com t greet his is he greeted. If you like to work you won't have what do any trouble finding someone to fet you enjoy yourself. been sawed fe . though this were ® man who lends ; . but I can't believe you really |i noe tie. baa think so—but no, it seems they won't, Th es é At the Country Club, the mur- ! . 1 thi Hayy Soe epi MMM sigh co that that wort have to be tone crer{ Costa, of the channel swimming intelligentsia, is ap.| det’ le diseuesea ‘by BAM. AN: “Absurd, my man! That couldn't] it to, Eero eit say to ie to sip ls aos ea a tthe nd navy. Be- again, but not legal enough sv that the crooks who} Plying to the government for permission to erect tlub: presideneys AL’ CUNNING: | SAIL right, sir, but. ki Mlk e coer Maore| year on the quiet thon fore long they will be only « soldier ¥) Sroke it will have to go to jail, ; phe menroniat WAM, whe fe trying 'to salve the | what dihought’> ut 7°U sked me} could no | more have’ killed, Mrs. &'faw days ashore to sip at coffee at | paddling'« canoe, : : iguri : i e young it] rime, and others. Some believe | Having gained all: he could from| think your accusation “of her Papen ie aan s = Try figuring that one out some night when your}. The young woman of Amsterdam Avenue will Heath ‘the murderer. Anderson ae - d givi heed ab yagi the quiet brooding of the waters. . .| Dawes is ling at the senate, ‘ Fadio ia on the bum. eee seroes i Seek a Potess anne stands a monu- pm nage Fagg ea may a all to Hers 4 wil He a vite, fer, ‘and then’ ‘wil seeabe ene hg Deg peter os shor : Welidoe id hie ana enone sso is Bees sae} ment to Captain Matthew Webb, ex-sailor and life- ‘ " “| Ble. went meng udunctions not to bab-| the only other possibility. 'y, 40 | of New York that these ee . Pari: i saver, who was the first man to swim the channel. Can erg Heath also “thee oaea round the house, he ier out of Yourl*You see,” he be Be racic n sn guamice cornduess ari$ Society »h ie t if vy wk 5000 barrels a day, this being pretty & In Paris, according to the Boston Post, a travel- Wote was born far from salt water, in Shropshire, roi pe xet a |-#¥ Inman on the front terrace, and! “First. because cannot believe {70m small seacoast . | good as a hole. x American who wants to break into society can} the son of a doctor. When a boy he saved one of call from Heath. He calls | w4 E SARAH his brothers from drowning, and a little late again, saying Inman is of . You know daabialng it, four fishermen in f lo su if he’s willing to pay for it. Dukes and counts i ee Ane 0 Mile taker nn om i oe. Say : the sea is quiet and:they are alone a| Atlantic City who should cut down . ea manner of princes will attend his dinners| ®PPrentice on a training ship in the Mersey he did| Sau¥-, pumny, faints, under a lot, “One fellow told me he was | thelr fishing lies. A nd receptions for hire—rates, anywhere from $500| the #8me office for a comrade. The first Stanhope} man confides to that he | — eyelid suena ies fac oppartreg cars| Aq mother is one who thinks she fo $1000 apiece, depending on the quality and| S14 medal for a gallant but futile, styempt to rescue | sa" Busny ascending the stairs | ERES NO USS, MR. Lae ape was, an Sho the Laois Willlogs seibed ne 4, __Honority of the title. Phimgeampladiry bide ty dcr SO Weer | tone all the servants. Kalle, s | [TO INGIGTN FoR’ CERTAIN Soon ee eeewe aaa st All of that sounds a little bit sickening, of course, ‘ arded ° 78 really ry neo man : ONS Lt EM ALLY DECLIN 4 Some of these Mexicans have been H fut it really doesn’t harm anyone. The Rneace mie the Royal Humane Society. Swimming the channel ing the erate Shp. at. ot Ae | REAS: PHATI v ec: | es petting Just a little too much pepper Z need money get it; the visiting American who wants| #* ame ene of a inspired him to match his skill : ea H CISTEN — AST jpaek cottes. bene ba : Ce ee ee 4 2 A —$o feel distinguished is able to do so, and he never| 28#inst the rapids and whirlpool below Niagara| NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY | SAID BEKO RS in ye nigat in Salonare, ae Movie stars are often blinded by “misses the money, Aa on July 24, 1883, and in those furious waters “Now: fils riot 7s Sais e YouR Fiest PAY. {ae Loge icl bat who feet te os. mane te jadi Hants and more often by = And real French society isn’t even remotely af-| ‘¢ brave man perished, said Herrick, who had been sitting MENT WOULD ace pon Me wate nden ae ‘i . a i ily li “ ¢ aterfront | belt " B fected by it. You see, these “hired counts” stana ve Miss Ederle his fate may well be a warning. a ea oe he T locked up ONLY “AMOUNT as nights Bier figures dart- ame ees nen ag 8 fg Prd & Bust one grade below a dishwasher in the social] Southern California wants her. She is to be asked | everything when 1 went upstairs at Tone ing Into Sleche aees aa ing | haps he has » young son. F geheme over there to compete with other long-distance swimmers in aj thortly, after. eleven-thirty. The! of onch’ counters.” ‘Two can’t live on love, Anywey,a > I But your rich American doesn’t know it, and he's! twenty-two-mile race from Long Beach to Catalina | yacle {emily wasup in their rooms Ie were jalfed Joliet, IL, bridal for stealing chick White house has its own tion «vystem now, but will it with Coolidge around? Some women 3 regular taxidermists. ” ia ns refrigera- they need sf the best pros- re alors asetog’ ts fess: Ss Hausting some yy in her arms k of a dock. home li il SAY, THOMPSON, HERE'S A DIME IF You The. modern ides of saving for a° rainy day i. buying silk stockings and a shorter skirts, “Very well, Herrick, but maybe | CAN TSC ME THS DIFCERENCE .. Apd now that the Sesqui and the baseball teams| cation of times and places is so compléte that the} Miss Moore let Mr. Heath out by a | BSTWEEN Your we been cleaned up, maybe these highly-con- window, SALSSMANSHIP AND Becsine ! a i i af 8 in’