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THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE eee wi °_ WEDNESDAY, JULY 7, 1926 PAGEFOUR You'd think an experience like that would cure a The Bismarck Tribune man of flying. But you know it will not. These An Independent Newspaper i men will be going back up again, day after day, and THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER {each flight they make will add a little something t (Established 1873) | mankind’s knowledge of aeronautics. | If ariplaneé ever become as common as autos Published the Bismarck Tribune Com P af oi . Usmarck, Wed, And entered at the postoffice at j as many people predict, it'll be because of the care. ed mail Siamarck, as second matter, free courage of young men like these two. They’re / fj / Yl Ki N WR. IAS HAPPENED IN might force her? Sec George D. Mann..........President and Pablisber | taking all the chances; by and by the rest of ua! f Z / aE STORY 80 FAR: mother's conversation returne, e ' il, G sen Subscription Rates Payable in Advance | Will reap the reward. I faily Inte‘ wonelege mars] Then fou will be” Buppy. "Won hans Patty y cal aul gia tid iamaies) $7.20 | iegertans Criizena | q \N 3 ; tee ee sre “ge "Ft want? ‘Your hditeng snore do you Bisa: 1 \ art. wextpempee Bismarck) 6.00 | Scientists are generally a peculiar lot. They | \ \ ‘ ‘ rels follow. A son is born, dy! Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota + 6.00 | tend to be so wrapped up in their particular investi- | WALA : secee, Bane buat Uncle} 8h te) Member Audit Bureau of Circulation gations that they fail to keep abreast of the times | : Ne i Z Bob, who enables her to take « Hono- ranting + @ a aa | in other respects. They wear out-of-date clothes, | . : luly trip with her mothe Se wouldn't keep the j jore she me in Worth, who saves her| promise now. She couldn't— life in the surf, He hoards the same ¢ . Member of Pres i i in- The A lated P Is exclusively entitled to the frequently become absent minded, fail to keep in: A i 5 ‘ Murillo was coming up the stei ee for republication of all news dispatches credited formed about important things like baseball stand. / bs knocki iP stairs to it or not otherwise eredited in this paper, and also | ings and prise fights and the current plays and < i Marilig: ake mest ber She went Up’ and pressed ‘her lips . oe other matter | in this alert, up-to-date civilization of ours, ‘Moore, q “ . T won't unlock it, e here! . ig is everything. Ramon meets Sandy| I've said all I have to say.” za ere “also reserved, —| But oddly enough they are the most important yn the beach'at Sante Ba Mu th tw ‘ Representatives men in the world. We have shiny radios and purr-| . G. LOGAN PA NE COMPA | in, i ic Nii ii 4 | ing autos and brilliant electric lights and iceless mot leaned against it. The panels nae, eee ae. i refrigerators and moving pictures because of the | er. to give up plans for divorce. wwii yea open? 0 a rd @ PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH j work of out-of-date, “back number” gentlemen who NOW GO ON ‘WITH THE STORY:| “Wo!” pen itt NEW YORK aie - Fifth Ave. Bidg. | putter about in laboratories, They in fact, are the indy ola prog rie ee waders “yee gave Pade geo thump. EE nEER nM edrchtdichhetdlncntn3 H# — Official City, State and County Newspaper) ones who have turned us into a hustling race of go- betr: ‘That promise was given| the steps. The rant deat, ng dor ® —$—<—$—$—$—$—$—$—<————— | getters and given us the tools to go-get with. ie / q only. iy aia a boas th Hal dropped | Putting a. Wallop in the House of Lords Furthermore, according to David Dietz, science} | f .¢ i te man WON Gradiee aed theres, ere Some two score years ago one, Oliver Henry | writer, the whole world is going to go to pot in a : ne ‘ 4 @ able her chains? ince she didn’ Wallop, tiring of the English scenery and yearning | century or so from over-production unless the scien- \ Seturalie’ Sak UWE te" tomate cia for new horizons, came to America to find adven- | tists devise some'new ways of geting food, fuel and j wife— Q “Dee ca ture and, mayhap, prosperity. transportation. If they succeed, he says, every- folet enia let ee iors recent Promise, I'm He found both. He settled on a ranch in Wyom.,| thing will be lovely; if they fail everything will be! | ( dows—-now!" fe went over this scene a thou- ing 42 years ago, wrested a living from the soil, | terrible, : rare, WeleMtee Meche redher sreisbee | cantly ena ene heard, Y " ; married un American girl, reared him some chil- | So don’t waste any sympathy on the retiring,| > | Ke f From the tone of his vole she knew| I've made Sth siane™™ 4 i dren, became’ a prosperous landholder and served | modest gentlemen who immerse themselves in ° = he had the smile of supercilous dis-| Y And hcnorably in his state's legislature. laboratories atid refuse to come out and play with | » a why T'm here th dlaner, Over in England the seventh earl of Portsmouth | the rest of us. All in all, they’re about the most ; = F Z = my dei That's why I'm spending died last year, and it was discovered that the heir | important citizens we have. : - =) wot elaine. bea “You're mis- teh t ident 3 to his title and fortune was none other than Olive- i - Zz 4 taken. Must you discuss‘ this before mi oping yet ¢ Henry. Not All Burlgars! j Z dil ieee ee He would go down i , : lca 5 to the pler—wait there—wa Would Oliver Henry renounce his American A few European nations have férmed the idea that | 5 He was sitting at the opposite end| wind and cold seady' we gone +) = zenship, go to England, become an earl, take ms! Uncle Sam is a pretty grasping individual, This) : “s Sapte Aon oieig sn pene ‘toward h She turned her cheek hen sna eeasgl sea iy ste it on aa | impression grows out of a European notion that our | = ~ = = th ered eke id you had put eee 7 it eo "elk 3 e yer’ coin? No, he maintained stoutly, he would | Uncle Sam is nothing less than a burglar to think | all idea of divorce . . itooping| fell usleep. She ened at 3, not. The fortune could go hang. So could the | of collecting the money that is owed him, | : j fot promise yore mothers "Thal Mariela Se stole into the blawsted earldom. He had all the money he need-| But over in Hungary the prevailing impression of | — _ ae nase senrinee at 2aat mene ree i ed, and the title, American citizen, was good enough | America and Americans must be a bit more mel- | lief, ever have any collection matter os tude rt ea Porth ea dros ed ther Gans eneicen sien. sendy for ‘ plain man who had learned long ago to do! lowed, Jeremiah Smith, Boston financier and fam- ae spec, ate wea “Ah, no? But what are you, then?! recoiled at the thought of hier mother } without fancy folderols. : ous economist who recently completed his work of Surely, Mr. Langer believes in the fentnieks Tau ih eee The welkin rang with acclamation for sturdy. | reorganizing Hungary's finances, has presented of TODAY |}j truth, and if his contention is cor-] "you can end. it whenever you| Isabel had treated her with shabbiness : good old Wallop. America was good enough for | his salary of $100,000 for his two years’ work to idmony otic Pave used the 68 wish Sata a a ity. She had really tricked him.: ‘That was the stuff, Oliver Henry, tiie Hudgartals Soap: ——— This cuge was ineituted in behalt| ghasle hee meuth sitter ng. The) | Her feet lagged. She walked slow. But something happened. Prompted, evidently, | Smith announced that the friendship and appre- A_RECKLESS PLAN brought me out. The same two men| of jaw and order and there are still/ tips were white as chalk: “No—you| ly. Half way there she thought of by the desire to see what kinf of shape England was | ciati i I took Joan Meredith in my arms|were on the front seat of the town| Cnough Americans in Nort the | won't: ,,.t’# ended." In my way.” | turning back—go ahead without f ciation of the Hungarian people were ample PaY | and held her tightly. With © ines | can Theyre great big fellows and| Who believe in these things and the) “1. itt” He remainded stooping] telling her ‘mother. But Alice ° in, Mr. Wallop crossed the high seas to cast on! top his services. It is a pretty safe bet that Hun-| snd Meld, hs against me and half |I felt that 1 was safe in their hands,| t'Uth to see that justice is done, we) close, peering at her. “Is it?” His| be waiti the tight little island a critical eye of inspection. wary will retain a warm spot in her heart for Amer. | Whispered: ieee Yet I was glad when Joan decided) °° UF sou spear, srl ioenagee pobre And now he comes back, announcing that he has | icans for some time to come—even though they are | When the agnia’ naked ‘mer «thie oat ers contac asco M. B, FALLGATTER. ag undergone a change of mind and that future gener- | not all like Mr. Smith. question, again that fantastic idea] “I am too nervous to sleep, dear. ‘ Srp a hy lereaies = ations of Wallops are responsible for his decision ee aS came oe oe head. 3 auiee The ride will do me. good,” she said) @——————————————® bee ae burning with tears an ra to accept the title and its appurtenances. It is not ; rite yous BACT ay kaa thar tied tine Beir ee arene reset | BARBS || “85S; waited white le knife] “Helle, dear!” plea 3 so much that he craves the earldom for himself. is not going to =e you be meen + Neither of us said very much dur- oie PSY, nd fork clicks i - eet Sarnacse maimen’s sunny brown aye but it is a rather tidy thing to pass along to the Editorial Comment think It I were you 1 WOMMGCRHGL he Ge detve. down: Mighignn Béwle-|_ If You want te cents |candwich | petted seats : face, eldest of the male issue. u know nothing is lost untill vard we passed Jerry. For. some| Without having a woman say, “Gim-| sne rng tone ed itt lips trembled. His hand reach- Tt would not be fair, rer would it be honest, to North Dakota’s Decision Betas Fire incilanpe piel ie cova a cai vaca omy fer" “You couldn't make it, could you criti¢ize Oliver Henry for his change of heart. (St. Paul Dispatch) dear Judy, But are opt auedaes pass elit sida y ha, cri te.|. Latest fad for snappy dressers is : i “Ramon"—she whispered almost . American citizenship is one thing; on the other] It is evident that the voters of North Dakota derstand that I must have fifty tiou-|-From the pse I had of him, how- eosee reery sname orn, * just Big shed Sun. ening on instank het ceeeutan Pave hand a bloomin’ earldom ix another. America, it} have decided to continue the state in industry and Ty Rte night? aii nia ecko hace ge pnts pater ti Sat, and flew quickly: aeross the room,| gh ou be gone?” ” ew ‘ is true, had given him a good living, but he had! have put their faith in the postulate that agricul-| stand perfectly.” (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.)](¢ Here’s a hair-raising bit of news.| leaving him astonished and gaping. ould, but I'm not. I saw you x 8 She shut her door—locked it ina) last night, drivi: » ed it; he had served ture can only get relief by political protest, Gov-|, Then, because 1 wanted to comfortp — Fee dioniaslered ar -ee Gates d Piers iepy hrough| Then’ you baeae iene earned it; he had se: . ‘ure can only get relief by political pro’ her a iittle, I said: ‘ TOMORROW: Even Mamie Suspects,| hair tonic asks $10,000, frenzied quiet. She looked throu; Then you knew it was no use to d We are sorry to lose Oliver H. Wallop, but our] ernor Sorlie and Senator Nye have booth been re- “If you think of nothing better, T papi alae ana : s swift, blinding ag abner fg wait?” i loss is England’s gain—and anybody who has pio-| nominated Bare COTE Lat where ct tne anne OEE nadir wives. , Yoere ity. rings Eads cremnen at } H thbaght there might red so rigorously in Wyoming can hardly be} The returns show that ti jously | * fy, PEOPLE'S FORUM || lows who cnt sayssnarneens! fel" Restigg, he Brulned Sesh agains ft kesh at er fee since nee! so rigorously in Wyoming can hardly e returns show that many counties previously | “'y never saw a face so t figured | | ms lows who can’ . jer lips. td me, you pl blamed for wanting to do a little pioneering among | strongly regular Republican have been carried by ag was that of, Joan Meredith's. ——__.—___—_——__* There's one ‘thing abeutiia stolen tin hen ata smenecion ae oo went te gamete” England’s peers. Our guess is that Mr. Wallop| narrow margins or gone over to the “left wing” LS Judy?” she asked with s eee eee tila flivver. You can't identfy it by| choose her friends! They were ns ughed. ey walked along will make a good, solid upstanding earl. faction, A’ change of this sort, following 1924 | "She! seemed perfectly sure that 1 ‘Jul: 1926,| sight: But you can by sound, Sea ah Chea na ee Pe ol ig eg ° when President Coolidge carried the state in:Mareh | Would take care of it. She was. so eke, Tribank -Earthquake ‘on the Island of] She walked-about, the room—fling-| happy” Why?” a Al Is Plain Spoken and in November in two hotly contested elections, | 7264 ,t°, Deine, Pion ak haske ied an apiclo vesntdlog Sharitt es bios Tee in’ int pie SP Spookns She weet aathing pine: Riese t As most people know, Gov. Al Smith of New] can be accepted only as a protest against the at-! was going to do it, for which 1 was ’s removal case in| which Mr, eae ere give Mal aused—turned ‘the pages, ‘Rot see- “Soon. 1 just k i York is a Catholic. As most people know, also, | titude of the Administration and Congress in the | “*T; pea Lang a contends ithe itetion against milk, ae Ing them because of ees Ayia eras Sai arf wetted say goods he is # wet. And he does not dodge issues. He] matter of farm aid One feature deserves atten: se r can do for sisted people pay need and feed ice Tiare trseiaes. pid date iden be etry on proud- J bank sonia f “4 ey A i F you. won't $ any t ay be i he ‘ y jo tt no friend of prohibition, and when he attended the | Labor and other tickets, stuck solidly by the Re-| want-to come with m perhaps you] Mr. Langer knows this, otherwise he} They say the farm erisis will in- Ti alled “an intellectual streak.”| She said b thlesslys good | Eucharistic Congress in| Chicago he chose the | publican party. The vote given the others is fully | had better find an exciting navel and would surely have used. the fact to| Crease the cost of living, Guess tt) Timmy called “an intellectual sirank."| | She said "Neder come eettet &reatest occasion in a generation to proclaim loudly | entitled to the term “scattering.” "y Ae] ed aia that. The tact et nee inaeae "ie that’ the ; ee eee sche, quotin, aliuly in season and/ she looked up at him, her eyes dark ; and publicly his Catholicism. eal 1 know if anyone had said that to me | county ycymissioners | repeatediy| elcommetinee | i sates Eplte, tor eee Gandy ‘had liked thinking of and a 3 smite seteis i under e same circumstan . Al Smith, before he went to Chicago, knew that Golf in Excelsis would ‘have felt as though that per-| failore to° collect. thesa'inns’ as “ua| they shuld smoking so much.| Bereele oa * tate’ commelty for ing the photographers would be present wherever he (New York Times) M son had given me a piece o! should have done. Wamen.are. brave, Ia 2. iden, ene brome queen walking acai over y coming near to the old Be dignitte a t ere amh Some of the high-| | Really, we shall have to leave off calling him /chew on, when I was starving: | | We do not believe any of the com-| ,,.wamen, are brave. In onion, one| ity Winreed to her'own, seifcenrich-| poe GS: Sater est dignitaries of the church, and his pjcturea| “Bobby.” That name seems to suggest that he| faith and called up the cor ever owed the county a cent for seod| (CoPyrieht, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) | but » *| #0, " se broadcast over the land might be gulty of « “bobble” onthe links, But che | tran ty fin hg! sa at ecb anything of heieting| watt as h,S al aa By taking the prominent part in the Eucharistic | British now believe this to be impossible. They formality with whieh sh t ee 4 : pone re ved " Congress that he did, Al Smith tcok a momentous | call him severely Mr. Jones or Mr. Robert Jones. pan Bee | eee ene erent ae | vA THOUGHT | ~ Mashed” thi Pooks ‘ts: at te falowed welekly. esene ‘het step. Either he has erased himself as a possible | If he withed to be made Sir Robert, and a.membe: For in that he himself hath suf-| She thought of he 4 ia bls arms, kissed her , Democratic presidential candidate in 1928 or he has | of the Privy Council, undoubtedly the thing could fered being he is to off, Shall LBeoayt™ ¢ i ot himself in a stronger-than-ever position | be managed in the present state of English amaze- Pred them tlt are Sh » mm hy {ff it is impossible for a Catholic to become pres-| ment and enthusiasm over the prodigies: performed eae OPN Ren ates seme s. , halon Isabel ‘consciously “ betrayed] ly, igent of the United States Al Smith means to find | by this young amateur golfer. His almost super-| [ — AND HIS BSRotice [ HOW So You fare and’you"eht “find one tstieny | Mert Had ah -deltbrsily That he Gout. If it is impossible to elect a wet to the pres: |human exhibition this week was. like the famous| | HAD RED HAI AND | KNOW, evererr, | [i: ed | Tenor" f i ‘i G = U you are yourself.—Henry Wai idgney he means to find that out, also. If it pos- | storm which “of late o’er pale Britannia passed.” Bwe ves, Ano HE] HS MGHT Have pepcher. advancement. amounted to $153 to elect a man who is both wet and Catholic,| In all seriousness, the great and growing army of PYED HIS HAIR - farm, representing 10 per cent of the biwill have to go a long way before finding a man | mediocre players can but unite with the, most skilled [Tee -Hes ! | STATE BRIEFS | tog) ave ft eesihaina: Sn: Aaiin ‘and. the ; works so hard at both convictions, professionals and the highest authorities on golf ire ee “HERS of] other states show the folleeeh the week \ ; in acclaiming the extraordinary achievement of 5 ae = COUNTY PRIMARY RETURNS: Obie, Pe ag Pers ue 4 BD. Don’t Worry, Mother _ _ [beating all records for 86 holes over a long and Pie al yi ciag geod — temp Mothers who fret over the strenuosities of mis- | difficult course, and finishing seven strokes ahead Pell peor ‘at the primary election | “SADING LOGAN COUNTY CANDI- at bphaving children should fret no longer, but let the |of the nearest professional. Nothing like it was a3 last Wednesday are: Sheriff, Erick- all of 28 precincts Worrying be done by parents of the “teachers’ pets.” |ever seen in England, said the veteran Taylor, and * : ee Be gg eye Peg EO Togen, county’, reported Fred hi i i! Wents and George are the A. child psychologist declares that the qualities |certainly nothing like it was ever witnessed on hea Mrs, Houck, Olson; state's attorney,| two high men to go on the ballot for pt make a young: boy a roughneck are the very | American links. It is a case properly to be judged ERE tein Meteo. ws aaly Judas, very| Sheriff in the fail election. Haag e ahalities that make for success in adult life, and /only by those who know the mysterious and the 2, light: tens than BOcier seat. of: the ue hanes fond fee treasurer; Eslii at the quiet and retiring children, great favorites |hazards inherent in the game. The wonder is not —AanO HE MEASURED ST RIN 7 vegistered voters going to the polls. Coeeegsl aad , ; teachers and proud mothers, are in a fairy way |so much at the Jones brilliancy as at the Jonex ONY FiVvS-FOoT- THREE OC: cs e ~. COUNTY SEAT CANDIDATE Atkins and Wasner, pies ene} * ‘ ~ ¥ becoming social and industrial failures because | steadiness. It argues a wonderful state of physicial| Jin) Wi STOCK) Se 4 DIDN'T HE CHOSEN. | Gallon and Morgane, fhe lack of what might be called pugnacity. i quill NG Feet, Dunn Center.—Manming snd Duns | intgnde o mig! Pugnacity. well-being, and of mental and moral tranquillity, to} .j AND - WHEN---: , Center will appear on the ballot. i ty " Possibly explains why the nice little boys |have gone on from hole to hole for two days with the fall as candidatgs fo mine. received et girls, beloved of teacher and invariably at the | scarcely a slip. The measure of perfect play was => Ta eee? Peaele tree Pele " of the class, so often fail to realize the glit- | beaten by Mr. Jones to the extent,of no ; the rote, ore conte were cost 10) OLD oO ; ; future predicted for them, while cep tigaacrs jten strokes. No wonder that the Britis! ry Dickin perous, incorrigible goes out, grabs the world | stcod aghast and that even nature\seemed to have neck and lays up a fat fortune, * | doftea her gaudy trim in awe bf.this superlative . ‘American golfer. en: It would be too much to expect that Robert Jones athe ° will be able to walk on such great golfing heights pe Aged : gt Gs ia test the. ee Dee Rrepk whee the actual play; ia: the open chem- q a . ine cal ? pionship takes place. Those who have suffered| ; ¢ a i leaving-| from subtle and imaccountable lapses in their game| |. ® PAIR.OF Socks Om THe, Peet ‘will understand what sl WOLLDN'T MAKS mucA PIFFORSNCE, 1H WOUCD “TAKS Him DOWN A Bit} te