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PAGE EIGHT The Bismarck Tribune i'r nnwee en tr Se An Independent Newspaper \York, the mail that left Dallas at 7:30 arriving in THE STATE'S. OLDEST NEWSPAPER | New York at 6:15 the following: morning. —____{Batablished 1878) | irrom Chicago to New York, the pilot fly albng a “Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company, xreat white way. Through rain, snow, fair night or hed N. D. 4, pith a x! at the pustoffice at foul, t shafts of light guide the daring postmen eh an Predamt a ‘of the skies on their swift path, The wir mail is D. Mang..........President and Publisher t " oh —— cheating time and night. i | i i weines \ ni el April showers bring May bills for having rugs 0" cleaned. 22 Subscription Rates Payable in Ad: Daily by carrier, per year. Daily by mail, per year, ( . Daily by mail, per year, (in stute outside Bismarck)...... Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota per eee Bae eemies citenlntten | You read that Walter Johnson, now pitching his z Member of The Associated Press twentieth year in the big leagues, won his 400th The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the jal game the other day. You read, tov, that the uso for republication of all news dispatches credited | his sixth out of seven starts this year. to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and als | “tory © Li | How long, you wonder, will the Old Master go on. zo, but his twent the loval news of spontaneous origin published here- | | three wins in 1924 were the biggest factor in Wash- in. All rights of republication of all other matter | They said he was through years herein are also reserved. Foreign Representatives | ington’s capture of the pennant that y $ They G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY {said he was through after losing his first two world CHICAGO DETROIT | se! starts that fall. Yet in the final game with | Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. | the Giants he went in as a relief pitcher and a for se PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH ilorn hope and won imperishable glory by setting pn as Susie, be Fifth Ave. Bide. | \1-Graw's men on their heads. ‘ficial City, State and County Newspaper) { They said he was through after the Pirates had es fay | massacred him in the deciding game of the world Here’s to Lillian series last fall. Yet here he is, in his 39th year. From the rocks of Cape Gris-Nez to the cliffs of | still the pitching ace of the Washington team, still | Dover stretch more than twenty miles of rough and/ the biggest hero of American boyhood. sl ‘val’ And further than that, you have it on the word of he English Channnel, conqueror of hundreds of wong pall player who has played with or against hardy swimmers who have pitted against: it their] /7 "9 aap silica eown’ Hit tae Wanle Meader Aas or ngys as hand of | ontison is supremely a gentleman. Billy Evans, the tien have:succeeded in swimming it. They are very famous umpire, says he has called lots of bad balls ‘ ‘ " ~~ {on Walter without the big fellow so mach as mur- féw-—something like a half dozen. They are the im- mortals. eae “Women have tried it, too—scores of them. not one has succeeded. Ty The Old Master Day in and day out he gives his | And if he wins he wins like a gentleman and if he loses he loses with a smile, without complaint. They make few like Walter Johnson. May the day come when we read that he has won his 500th big league game. But Last summer Gertrude Ederle dared it, and it was thought that if any woman could do it Miss Ederle could. But she failed—not so much because of waning strength as the nausea that vuverpowered her. And now comes Lillian Cannon from Baltimore. Since 1915, when she was a girl of 12, Miss Cannon has had visions of some day seeing her name in print as one of those who had made the channel crossing. *She is on her way to France now, where she train for eight weeks before slipping off the rocks of G Nez and setting out for England. With her will swim two dogs—Chesapeake Bay dogs, regarded as the greatest swimmers in the world. =Miss Cannon thinks she can do it, because she is young, strong, confident, a superb and untiring Moreove je swam across Chesapeake a distance of 22 miles—during a severe squall. “Bhe knows something of the shifting tides of the It never rains but it stops. Editorial Comment A Debt of Honor (Chicago Tribune) Jacob Bunn is dead. angamon Meter company, the III HER DOES SHE LOVE HIM? He was president of the Watch com- Men ois pany, and the Marine bank of Springfield, 11. of greater wealth and greater importa busines: When I got to my room I could not slee I said ‘to myself: (“This is} worse than walking home and ciimb- ing the stairs of my father’s house! reathly afraid that he will hear me.” Every nerve in my body was. tin- world die every few days and re channel. Knows that the slightest breeze sets the eine sialig et oe Riot channel“: motion. Knows that she is confronted by |!" 1878, nearly fifty years ago, the bank of which | to) iway and found that it, was Mr. Bunn’s father was president, failed. It was by after two. 1 knew that I would have to be up and doing in the morning, for I was due at my new job at the department. store. solutely I closed my eyes _orly 1 spring open, and 1 was is up until my thorough- ; Most of the time I was wondering if I was a fool not to accept Jerry Hatha- 1 one of the most difficult tasks a girl ever attempted, Amd still she is confident. They raise swimmers |" means a dishonorable fail There was no le- down in the Chesapeake Bay region, and the old bay | #4! obligation and most men would say no moral ob- itself is nol the easiest thing ly swim when the] ligation on the part of the family of the bankrapt to repay the depositors. Nevertheless, the family, headed by Jacob Bunn, who has just died, assumed the obligation as a debt of honor.’ Last Christmas the depositors or their heirs were repaid in full, principal and interest. It required a million dollars weather is rough. “Br on your channe she cries, and every ‘American with sporting blood in his veins hopes she will conquer it, hopes the honor cf being the first woman to swim the famous channel will rest on the i a g : y very much, In. fact shoulders of a fellow American. to clear the slate. ; : I liked him better than any -.other} eae ig The sum was large, but it was not the size of the} man I had) ever met. [knew if T payment alone which made it significant. Mucl more significant was the recognition of the fact that the debts, though legally dead, were still debts until they were paid. At the time of the failure the de- positors had received some 70 cents on the dollar. The family honor, so the Bunns felt, was involved in the failure to pay in full. The family honor was something which could not be compromised. Mr. Bunn and the menibers of his family might have used their million dollars~to endow_a public li- brary, an art museum, a hospital, or some other phil- anthropy. We’ venture the prediction that the re- payment of their debt of honor has been of far greater service to their community. It has fur- nished an example which wilk be remembered long after the names and deeds of wealthicr men and women have been forgotten forever. -TWINS ‘Dy case accuse BARTON Nextgthey came to the Cobbler's, the Twins“and the Whifiet aid. He was a smart cobbler, this ono, was, for he made shoes for fairies and overshoes for ‘birds to wear on rainy days, + Today he was having a special cale of goloshes for robins, for the Weather Man had mad and turned on his snow spigot ir stead of his rain spigot and the robins were likely to die of pneu- monia. y And as Nancy said to k and the poor Whiffet, to which they both agreed, that it was just possible that the cobbler might make shoes and goloshes for shadows also. So that was where they went. said the Jolly Cobbler,| “Just two pairs| Now comes the season when a man who gets mad at his wife can go to the ball park and yell at the umpire. RS Trans-Atlantic Photos “Whe perfection of a process of radio-telephony, by means of which. pictures could be successfully sent by radio, has long been the dream of many inventors and the recent development of land-line pictures on a commercial basis gave great encouragement to ex- p@rimenters in the radio field. , with the apparatus of the Radio Corpora- tion of America, invented by Captain Richard H. Ranger, functicning well enough to justify that corporation in inaugurating a trans-Atlantic radio picture service between the United ‘States and Eng- laid, a new epoch in world communication begins. It_is one which will have a profound effect on in-‘ ternational commerce and public opinion. By means of the new service, which is open to the general public, news pictures, style pictures, drafts, checks and other commercial papers may be transmitted with a saving to the newspapers and Taking a $60,000 Loss (Chicago Journal of Commerce) Self-government in business is much dsicussed nowadays. It was the basic subject at the annual meeting of the Chamber of Commerce of the United commercial interests of about ten days, now con-| States last week. At this opportune time, the mov- sumed in the trans-Atlantic mail system. The cost, ing picture industry affords a striking example of it. it.is true, is somewhat high at present, but there is! Cecil B. DeMille was preparing. to make a picture no doubt that, as the service becomes more popular,, based on the Flood. It is said he had spent $60,000 the cost will be reduced so that the service will be] in his preparations. This statement may be an ex- ayailable for sending large numbers of photographs /| aggeration, and again it may, not; for the moving by picture services, newspapers and advertisers. picture industry does spend great sums to accom- Among the first interests to take advantage of the! plish its purpose. And Mr. DeMille, in preparing new radio picture service were the department and/ for a picture based on the Flood; had spent a lot of ladies’ apparel stores, who had transmitted to them | money, whether it was $60,000 or less. the latest of Paris creations. By this method Amer-| But meanwhile Warner Brothers had made a ican firms:hope to maintain an almost hourly bulle-! statement of certain facts to Will Hays, “czar” of tin of style trend from Paris, the information to be the industry; and Mr. Hays, after investigation, used in influencing American women to buy theirs found that the statement was accurate. - Actording- clothing in the United States instead of abroad. _! ly he transmitted it tu Mr. DeMille. The statement The greatest advantage of the radio service, of ;was that a year ago Warner Brothers had announced course, will be in the promotion of greater interest they were preparing to make a picture to be called in international affairs. With news: pictures avai!- | “Noah's Ark” and ts be based on the Flood. Un- uble: within a few short hours, readers on both sides) foreseeable delays have prevented ‘the ‘firm. from of the ocean will acquire a livelier interest in the starting to make the contemplated picture. , events that influence international relations, The Flood is ahistorical fact. There is nothing » ——— ; unique in the idea of using it as a background for a story, whether tcld between the ¢overs of a book, within the confines of a painting, upon the stage, or exctise me!” ‘he said, thought you were some more robin This little flurry of spring snow hard on the poor things. Can't you come. in and sit for a spell?” “I’m afrajd’ we can’t stay,” Nancy. “We came on an erran And-she told him ail about the run- away shadow. “Well, sir!” said the Jolly Cobbler, scratching his head.. “A little while ‘ago I heard a terrible stamping out- side my door. I couldn't go for a| minute to see what it was, as I was fitting a thousand new pairs of shoes itipede, and when I went there was nobody there. But it may; have been: that shadow stamping to get in, .It just may!, Did he need shoeings do you know Hl “I couldn't say,” said the Whiffet. i | i id | | \ had. time to be all over the world andj back, And his:shoes may be all worn | out ‘by. this) time.” “A very*sensible remark,” said the Jolly Cobbler, went to Beloochistan. They say the roads there are ‘something awful! trade ever gets dull here, IT move to Beloochistan, for new. shoes don’t last there at all, at_all. ‘Good driving §& when you speed through a bad place. Reckless driving is when someone else toes | @here are people still living on the plains of the ‘be turned into an enormous loser if another picture great southwest who can remember the clatter of on the same theme is issued at about the same time. Beexpress poniés’ hoofs. They saw the mull sd¢k| Therefore when a producing’ company ‘aniounces ed from a stage coach, too, and that hasn't been | that it is planning a picture based on a certain his- ago, for time hurries on its way. torical event, other companies must for the time be- Phe other day they looked into the sky to watch ing treat this bare unnouncement as if it amountei ; postman, flying on wings that cut a 1000-mile ‘ton copyright upon a unique idea. look for the Whiffet, they found him up the chimney. _ f “Oh,-dear.I've got.such a cold! blowing his beak with p checkerboard handkerchiet. a “1 cabe for,a pair of boots,” ‘he went on, “Phe water’ is still ¢hiily y of weeks down into a few hours, Curtiss Atnd that is exactly What Mr. DeMfife has done. se oe ee fish to ack as yo have left the trains behind. " “| Atter having spent a'great slim ‘of gnohey to pre-| “Certainly,” *aid the Jolly Cobbler ip southwest has been quick to respond t the pate for'tiis picture bated u Flood, he can- nd for speed. Kansas City, Dallas, Port cels his plans for ‘the prceulian, é j : ita, Oklahoma City and stops between “Here is an example of a new code of-ethics de- ‘ity and Dallas, have been brought twenty- veloped by an industry t> meet its specigl necessi- Mearer to New York. x _. ‘ties. Self-government within an industry fosters eaves Dallas at 7:30 a..m. It soars jnto the development of such & code, by assuring each : d ined thei ‘Another plane leaves Kansas producer that! if he’ treats his fellow producess ac- Lapa ae | Having been transferred’ ih cording to the code todny, so:situll Ne be treated to- ‘shadow sob ‘ ‘at 7:20. Ten, morrow. ‘| said\the stork. :“It didn’t belong toa Chicago ; : 7 " 5 5 soullad it wpa just tudding ‘pround measuring the stork’s long legs. “My! My!» You do take F} long. pair, Mister Stork, and rubber five" rs a’yard, ” too!” = A “Cat help. it,” said the stork. “Legs . Who te your custobers?” i¢ Jolly Cobbler introdueed Nan- cy. fy Rh ind. the little rag-bag rive: ets THE BISMAR POLAR NaTuReL YE(E co OWN WAY “Particularly if he! If} alt} shall | t's a | off. his bench: and when they went to; YM bust -be idfluedza!” said the stork, | + tera TRIBUNE CK pene FRIDAY, Hitching Post It. Is Going Make | sang, THE STORY So Fan | ’ Sandy McNeil and her family, are! in opén warfare over her engage- } ment to Ben Murillo, a rich forcigner, into which her relatives have forced’ her. She has confided to her cowsin, Judith Moore, a San Francisco steno; rapher, that she does not love Muril- do, Judith is in love with Douglas | Keith, a student. Sandy is Wolding secret meeting’ with Timmy, a child- , hood admirer, outside her Santa Ba: bara home, At a picnic with “him , and two other friends, the pair, are. | stormbound ontil 1 a. m. in a cabin | whére her father and Murillo’s sister {appear in-search of them. Another ‘family storm ensues. Two weeks later Sandy is being draped in white {'satlh for'her wedding with Murillo. | G9 ON WITH THR . * STORY FROM HERE Chapter 5. Sandy looked into the ofd garden. The path through the grape vines with thisty “light. She of herself running dowh ‘that path; images of Timmy. coming: out eagerly front the shadow. It was the night before her marriage. In the old salon parlors where ghe now stood, the tables were set. The cloths bordered with Spanish ‘lace touched the floor. Beat: Murillo -had offered her home for the wedding supper, The offer was graciously but firmly re- fused. Sandy should (be married from her father’s home though it might be humbler than they wished. The , MeNeils knew the dignified thing to do. So they gatheréd: up all the fam- ily silver and linen. And for two days the sisters had been roasting hams and turkeys and baking cakes. There would be nothing shabby about the affair. They came of a race renowned for hospitality. That Spanish ancestor of theirs had given a ‘wedding to the first Angus that was gone down into Santa Barbara history—eight days of feasting; the white horse reined in silver that had borne the bride to the Mission; the violins and guitars; the money scattered to the Indians. The MeNeils were worthy of their traditions. So they hid the dingy mantels with evergreens. They put an antique gold candelabrum on the table. They held their heads high. eee They were very proud of Sandy, wéuld only say yes he would marry) live in houses. And most of the m: They Wotan hot with aatersiebs me immediately and from then on I) ried women I know pntro brought? her breaktant to. bed: cot: would be taken care of. Everything| rants and delicatessen. ste Nonolgapsed. with ‘her on’ theo fdeste’ abd would be comfortable—-and deadly| of them have any children and nolihe mena. Sandy liked this, She monotonous. one but a chef could cook a dinner| Woyed’ about’ tes eet pees I would have no more trouble. I) to suit the men 1 have met since 1 ial 14 : ; with excitement. would not have to plan how I should been in this town, Witicn Jedi apo wae tobe anatd earn money enough for my daily mes have changed greatly and] 5¢Yunos same, Randy was. sitting bread. All | would have to do would| life has grown so complicated” that be to make Jerry happy. has become a business in-[OM ,the floor, a dozen | inopened erlnda agdnt aromas: boxes heaped about her. Her hands T have a memory that is v : convenient and at this minute I hap- pened to think of what I had heard a woman say at my .mother’s club. This woman had written much on and marriage and this day she “It takes a very clever flashed there and there, tearing at the strings. “Get in on the fun, .|Judy,old dear.” she laughed jaunt- ily. “I wish I was a Mormon and could get married twice a year. It’s a thrill!” She thought of her marriage ro- mantically as though she were some gracious young princess who had condescended to marry her lover out “If a girl would m success a a wife she must study her hus' t of all. If he wants to Charl ton, she must tw: that barbaric dance. play ,bridge, she must hire a teacher fearn it or die. And unless she its to be » golf widow she must follow him around the eighteen holes, iS es was a time when a woman y to keep her house in.good order, ¢ her husband’s food to his ing, and and perhaps be discreetly not there 8 4 raise her children in the fear of God.| wh ches the nineteenth and| of pity for ‘his ter#ble emotion. And ‘she would i m Murillo adored her. He exulted in stone, at the hei NEA Service, Inc.)| her beauty. He would give her what loved’ wife of other name like th ever she asked. Indeed, he would have no choice in this, so complete was her power over him. She would be his goddess, Her witl would be the law. Oh, she might smile at him now and ‘then in her lovely way. He would bend down to kiss her hands; whisper pleadingly of his anguish and devotion. But when she shook her head, he would forget himself and talk of entertaining things— jhis travels; the enchanting trips they must take; the wondrous places she must visit. Then, after a long, poctic time, this magnificent unseifishness of his might win her. She pictured marriage as one pro- longed courtship with Murillo’ gently but delightfully suing for her favor Now we don’t by itself. Oh, yes! Dow I rebebeb! It! was at the shore. I saw it rud right id to the water ad stay there.” “We'll go to the sea-shore!” cried Nancy. “We'll find your shadow for you yet, little Whiffet. Thank you, Mister Stork.” “Wait! Wait!” said the stork. boots will b shed id a bidute. ride you all there.” = So the stork put the boots on and | jg away they went. [aemene : (To Be Continued.) worse, made unhappy (Copyright, 1926, NEA Serv fear ls | A THOUGHT | o-—_____________¢ He that —Prov. 1 MANY BRRORS London. The stethoscope, most familiar of ull the doctors’ device used in diagnosis, was attacked re- cently by Dr. Otto Assurance! “By | rill . r insurance, and, and invalided by the discovery of # perfectly harm- iess ‘murmur.’ “Conceive also the thoroughly bad lives accepted as a result of the examiner’s reliance on I v the acceptance of the stethoscope as|and she granting or withholding the practical arbiter of the heart’s|whatever she chose. condition.” eee But now, standing in ‘this big, barnlike room, where. she knew every crack and’ smear on the faded yellow walls, a sense of unreality wreathed about her. She had an inordinate desire to let herself quietly down from the old sinions gp: oe is 1s f % mie misty path, find Timmy's hand reach- rope was tied su tightly it caused Se ee eeab here She Kept easing —\to herself softly in a kind of frighte! ed way: “One day more—tomorraw!” In the living room her sisters were tacking garlands of smilax. Their hammers went rap-tap-tap very de- i stopped now and then to ask judiciously: “How docs this look? : Would it, be better a Hittle ‘Her mother murmured wre doing it like ar' They were all very happy. Sandy listened to this hubbub, her breath qi i chilly excitement. riage! They were doing all this for her wedding— x : ‘A step—someone skirting the ta- bles—Ben—comin: the bridal gift, She wouldn't turn, though she knew he wished her to. hae She could see the black. brows so arched and, so | } ce, Inc.) | number of refraineth his ips is wise. 19. t CROSS-WORD PUZZLES Paris.—-A local man. tied. wife's feet to a chair and made her sit until he had solved a er puzzle. ~ She had him ar ty when it was found that the Much tongue and mui seldom go together.—L judgment range. A’ machine has been invented in, Gerniany that makes 6000 copies an hourof typewritten or printed pages, d.ink drawings or prints from hitavings cuts ky. eye- ng, giving “He ran away so long ago that he’s! 3 yy 4 an inquiring, disdainful look to his face. She could sce the wey “ ‘ shoulders. and Minn hands. ¢ had his arms out, the languid eyes hal MILE & closed. He had @ habit*of coming ONT ‘ward. her like. this, without speok- ing. ‘She didn’t like it. It seemed #0 moony and stupid. : "So she wouldn't turn, He stood behind her, taking hold of her ‘el- bows, whispering with his moist lips VE BEEN WAITING HERE over.Five MNUXGS ! HOW MUCH CONGoR D)D You FISURE on STAYING. IN THERE ¢ — \ er , ; fine place’ for cobblers.” , Imost touching her eat: "Darliig, it.) in the films. But in the moving picture industry, | At that minute in came a stork, or! : | omorrow!” «Well, whit ho? ¢ - eatured pi i I should say, in sneezed a stork, for y e gave a 2 , ? ng ee [where featured pictures require huge investments, it |! Should aay, In sneezed & sant for EL SOE a aa Vis 4 ‘ony, Train, lane is a commenplace that an expensive production can | that‘ quite blew the Jolly Shoemaker | airily. re “Til have to teach you ‘how to Don't be so sure of what you'll Ue doing tomorrow, Benny Venuto! 1 t He touched her:1 BY: . BLENO : MEHERIN girls would have Spanish combs in eir black—hair, They would say: “Oh, yes, the governor of Mexico sent thes¢ to our grandmother a hundred years ago.” ‘ She kept up this chatter and was finally about to lead him to the liv- ing room on the pretext of showing e decorations, He drew her back. ‘Wait a minute! I’ve this for you. Look at it while we're alone.” He caught her hand, ran his lips along her bare arm, slipping over it as he did this a bracelet of diamonds and emerald: It took Sandy’s breath away. It brought unexpected tears to her eyes. She said trembling: “Oh, Ben— it's tog beautiful! Oh! I don’t think want it-——” . “Yes, you do! Here, look at me Gnee—not at it. Kiss me, Sandy! : But she held her arms out, en- tranced by the brilliant stones. “I Thust show it to them,” she said ‘abruptly. “Oh, I must hurry!” She Brabbed his hand, ran her lips with @ light, impudent flourish across the ‘palm and‘ sped down the dingy hall. Not much later Sandy was’ going up the back steps, They said she'd better get a good night’s sleep or fthe’s be a sorry looking bride to- morrow. She paused in the dimners, Aield the bracelet before her. She (took. it off suddenly, clasped it hard between Hep hands. "She stood there a long timé with her cheek pressed against the wall. ‘ Judith, in a dress of gold; her fine eyes filling, gave a last touch to Sandy’s . She “Yoy look like an angel, Sandy, I were a man,’ I'd want to’ dro my knees.” “I feel so queer, Jude! As though I'm somebody else. I don't feel like Sandy McNeil at all! Oh. there you look a dream yourself. Wear gold color always. . Oh, Judy, stand awuflly close to me and look—look happy about it—” She was indeed a white thing of beauty, with the’ long veil, the waxy orange blossoms, ‘rer dark eyes and red hair making more haunting the intense, luminous pal- lor of her skin. Judith brought the bridal bouquet. all white with orchids ad lilies of the valley falling in a shower. She put it over Sandy's arm as‘one doing a-beautiful and sacred rite. —, The darkness - was starlit. As ‘hoy drove up the hill to the ald Mission church ‘a soft, golden ra- mance floated over the mountain tops: Sandy said, nervously, «her hand tightening on Judith'’s: “Night for romance, isn’t it!” Then she was walking down -the aigle, leaning on“her father’s arm, < it on conscious of Judith’s burning ex- citement. People were whispering. ‘The mother mopped her eyes, dabbing at the proud happy tears. er dear girl was safe now. There'd be no more talking. The world would: bow to’ Sandy. Then Sandy was aware of Ben Murillo, “his eyes and hair looking very’ black—-his shoulders _exces- sively ‘narrow. He had a white gar- denia. in his, buttonhole.~ His lips were pale and compressed. She la. never seen him so. He looked very, strange. is He was leading her up the. steps. She stood before the altar. Candles glowed. A saint in faded blue looked down benignly. ‘ Suddenly she felt herself on fire =whis hand touching so hotly on the ice of hers. A peal of music— yoices—“Do you take this woman for your lawfully wedded wife—” She felt herself fainting. He had taken the ring. He was slipping it over her finger. : (Continued.) pe wae ea BARBS - TOM SIMS Judge gave an Atlantic City man 60 days to learn to tell the truth. Takes most people 60 years. “> There ought to be a charge for the fight between the managers over who is going-to fight Dempsey. Pilsudski heads a new Polish revolution, and -his name reminds us of the coming beerl summer, Sad thing about Irving Berlin hav- ing a youngster is we all- will have to sing each other to sleep. They served tea in an_ asirplane high over Atlanta, Ga.. Getting so @ man isn’t safe anywhers ‘ 000,000,000 annually on clothes, - Estimates give un depth off te ocean at the north pole as over 9,000 feat, so let's dump some saxophones there. Beate Just te add a little spice to every- day life, a steamer lond of cinnamon arrived at New Orleans. ' of his four fenders he calls it: goud driving. It’s all right for women to have their fling, but they shouldn't fling eff quite so many clothes. (Copyright, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) stepped back, « American women spend, only. $12,-_. When son returns home with three. one thing. I'm: mar! beautiful, girl in the proud of you. Sandy, “ Tim so it’ “ir hinks to you. Wh the de?” He. looked st her -dteamily, --| hands still holding her. elbows -you'll soon be mine. + "She fel ib: i Shrinte of te cliny, rd the tel Lp “}'m.sure of, ‘the most 7, deares' T'm: good to ecie a bis ‘Bee

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