The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 28, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR The Bismarck Tribune’ ,, * An Independent Newspaper OLDEST NEWSPAPER tablished 1873) THE STAT. the Bismarck Tribune Company, Rismarck, N. D., and entered at the postoffice at Bismarck, ay second class mall matter, isteee President and Publisher Published by Subsertption Rates Payable In Advance Datly by carrier, pur year... Datly Ly mail, per year Up by mail, per year Bismarck)......- Dally by mail, outside of North Dakota. Member Audit Bureag of Circulation oclated Press lusively entitled to tne vs dispatches credited Member of The The Associated use for republication of all ne to it or not otherwise credited in this paper, and alsc local news of spontaneous origin published here- ation of all uther matter Press is exc All rights of republ alyo reserved, Foreign Representatives . LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Tower Bldg Kresge Bldg. , BURNS AND 8S: Fifth Ave, Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Idealist or Cynic, Who Is Wiser’ connections, you would to oing to tell you wealth while reversible cufl ind Gitelligen an object of sispicion to your neighb you unpopul voddy, and. de world as he had ny to think it ove though it often pretend yuch, Who had spent 60 year nt bottom the oung men Went out And that's al Be Yourself, Marcel Cachin, communist in the French Chamber of Dep States has been called pig be | ter Frenchmen ti st thing you ever said, Marcel, 2 Out of our all through the ages go the f. Pigs is pigs, of course, Ma only said the half of it. $29,000,000,000 oursely of that to tez Reeling down acts of our pigdom, a little matter of $9,009,000,000 some new tricks. Mellon is the biggest pig we have in the He rules the rest of us pigs, who parlor just now. owe a part of that twenty writing a pig song for us to si have learned that s saved a dozen tidy billions in interes‘, Mellon's piggishness is base one should get the most one ¢ We'd lend you Mr, Mellon, but, you had a hig pig, too, Lou i chased him out of the ng until 1944 ng by that time we will have don the principle that an out of any swin 3h. Loucheur, and you We'll keep Andrew at FA Go get your history book, Marcel, name of Thomas Paine, try a visit once, and + and look up the Didn't he pay your coun- didn’t he make an awful pig of Have you met Black Jack Pers! and a few young men associated tary way just paid France al Pigs? Well, they wailowed all o1 them if they didn't. you have a mud cor of Latayette and te yoursdiy ‘ting, Marcel? with him in a mil; ttle visit recently. ver the place, Ee] a. Go read. the: Year’s Prosperity Breaks Record just draw to its clos? will probably test total profit for all forms of busi ur how the gre ness o according to Colonel mard Po Ayres, Cleveaned 1 ot Company vice president and one of the coun foremost economi ‘hurt 1 continuation , he adds, 1926 will of that perity, at least throu its first part then oomething Of a business stamp will come, the exger extent Gk whieh cannot he fuly foreseen Vhis bas indeed been a prosperous yeur On hax heard oceasionaliy a yall from the agrleaitara distrde but oon Whole the farmers seem te have dene 4 1 And the business ven the New York stock exchanges repeated flurries of frantic buying orgies testify sufficiently to. the gen eraly healthy condition of stock AN in all, we can ook back with satistaction And about this slump. that's a all indications there is no great cause for alarm oof us, trem it seems t yea Ame wnohabit, «ef Years, to take shumps “in it. stride t industry slide dv for a while fwd it sing hig then bet wt the end + nerely a preit i your year We very: prebab’y & pre owing, Given American ns and American natural re wsperity is the normal condi years” are things Uhe past for A Mistake ‘ ent tot r » workhonse ut Cleve riving his cyr through that’ city, ears before somebody S gentleman should have ths. For he is the ydeligit in sweay tr though a stream of traffic He hi ought to'adden the hearts of all yeomotorists who like to crowd the other fellow ver to the curb, and who believe mat they always bave the right of way Hocertuinty was a shame to have to put him in How It Works A new law gives Mussolini power to suspend | tin It: whose “moral qualificatio net sufficient to enable him to hold his jol In other words, any writes one line that offend Those who, a few years ago, advocated p: of Oklahoma's preposed law setting up a licensii board for all newspaper men in that state, will na an opportunity to sce just what a beautiful in- strument of oppression that law would have been if passed. editor or reporter who Editorial Comment The New Postoffice Building (Jamestown Sun) ntroduction by Congressman Hall of a bill pro viding for an appropriation of $200,000 for a federal building at) Jamestown, A bill had already been i A appropriating $75,000 for this purpos®, and the new bill merely ra amount to $200,000, The government: already owns a Duilding site here with a 100 foot frontage on Fifth Avenue South and a 140 foot frontage on Pacific Street, The frame residence on this lot ia now occupied by Dr. L. A. Hend The introduction of this bill follows closely the introduction by Congress Hall of H. R. 290, which bill provides that. orth Dakota shall con stitute one federal judicial district, and that this ‘district shall be divided into six divisions, The counties ‘of Griggs, Foster, Stutsman, La Moure and Dickey, under this pro- posed legislation will constitute the central division, and court for this division will be held at James- town on the second Tuesday in April. ses thi rson. The bill also provides: “The clerk of court shall maintain an office in charge of himself or a deputy at each place at which court is held in his district: Provided, That the Government of the United States shall incur no expense for rent, Nght, heat, water, | or janitor service for the building in which court il be held until sueh time as the vernment may erect its own court room: Provided further, That until such time as a public building with court room and offices for court officials be erected at the cti said central division, or hereafter brought there, be tried at Bismarck.” printer) dren Mussolini gets the gate. much mor ink of h ther and [am well at d Prescott, Junior, will, mean niuch more to hi any child of would have ta he namcle ‘ws dispatches from Washington today report me to pive te superf from my hage dy, Wells, Sheridan, | |the T into Santa's b how much they put in, there jn There ne foolishn of Jamestown, all cases now pending in| |ter Cc leanes for the Ch THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ] ip | We're Glad to See Him Getting Healthy Again | ny peace time year in America’s Mstory c y/; TER FROM CARTON © JOHN ALDED COTT —CONTINUED given | in this} and who at he Inc other woman, she had unwitl hoy, not ine his when she féund mother A Jacl ip i have 1 ‘or him to remain Hand the world thin mine who of necessity LIE ONLY MOTHER WO DARLING BOYS: + 3: 1 think Leslie all about my “Hf the yood God) will only allow little dick some of the that. is piling. up e, L think 1 will cere ef 1 HOPE YOu‘. 500n BE So Fat That You wont HpVE TO EAT every 1 jit to himself jof which he jte this program of he j isten. | cond submit to the old tortures * as happy in the ment in Belgium to workman ,to wotk a half hour extra each week, his employer : overtime for the work, but the yo 40 to the state to pay back y the stabilization of When 1] sive. t to hold forever uneonsciously “When T leave Doubtless it will not be done. Peo- ple like to have the actual check for the taxes signed by somebody else, again, it only opens the old wound. But the only differ: n this proposal and most is time the work-| they were pay- ing the tax, by their own this brings me, old chap, to| Packs to them, something 1 w with you, but and I have been so long friendship that, way, T could ont do it uly, that is the axes, und’ especially these Mantel expedi- worse, and out of | hor for which he is tually not paid the debts n intending to ¢ “ving the lights: *!quired what they Oh, t NEA Service, The letter continued. The Maker to stuff all the toys toy bag. ng just how much g did hold! No matter lways ned to pe room for more Drums, horns, dolls, Jack-in-the- soxes, blocks, games, skates, lambs, bility, to the moder If there are any survivors precluded bump, ahd Snip Scissors ostumed girl. ADVENTURES | gf th ‘TWINS | OLIVE ROBERTS BALTG! |! ns helped Santa Claus wad! equired their disability nd fewer of these develop into tuberculosis. to the credit of the undres: Even bobbed hair shares quoted as d overing that bobhed-hi less “cantankerou: nervous headaches and better disposi- ions than their long-haired sisters. not unlikely. Nothing short of an angel could contraptions women used to pile on their heads. And, now that they have found out nd for Mrs, Claus, the store for aamon to put fn her pluy ome citron and ci have fewer! ” said Santa ¢ r will be able to {duck lagoons of Green Brae, e| ain, if 1 don’t h (To Be Continugd) N gons, cars, engines, and © and tricycles, chackled st 1" The very 1 ew there was no use in wor thut minute, the To. ong and remarked, “ us, T can’t find ‘the tmas tre me Since the proposed new building will have rooms | Where. I've looked and looked, and | for the holding ofjfederal court and offices for court Nary ssed_ by | various Jamestown citizens because of the incom: | eandy-canes e report of the bill as carried on the press | Nort! officials considerable concern was expr The news dispatches reported that the bill marck, Devils Lake and Grand Forks,\and it was felt here that this provision was in direct conflict with the announced purpose of former Congre: man Young and Congressman Hall to secure a fed- ; eral building here. The complete text shows that Congressman Hall had a full knowledge of the needs of the situation, and the two bills dove-tail to- | gether nicely. There is no question about the need of a new | jit will all come out a | Don't worry.” postoffice in Jamestown. W. R. Kellogg is now erecting a very fine building on Main Street for this purpose, but ‘it has a slightly smaller space than the present building, and anyone who has attempted to mail a Christmas package at the local office | \in the, toy-shop, or anywhere. \will {come here?” he her I'm blind or they are not here. a candy-cane ean I see.” That's, fu 1” said Santa Claus. ‘T told the Man to have the here at the inute later than tw 1 told him not to because} und I ay. Are| n’t here?” the Toy d the To; re, and the: ey “Well, well aid Sant when I think all our troules they seem to begin again. But ain all right. Then he turned to the Twins. id. “I'm here already,” said that tle elf jumping down from the wi during the last week knows that Postmaster Bolton ned Nl where he had been sitting. and his subordinates are laboring under. adverse conditions. ‘The new building is needed not only! for the postoffice department but also for federal Tot there now they court offices, Jamestown needed a new postoffice building ten! you something, Mis- ter ‘Claus. [ saw that big box of candy-canes sitting on your front oreh not an hour ago. If they're ave been stolen me to te and I know who “Who?” cried Sant Toy Muker and Nan ind the and Niek and years ago. One was needed still more two yeara Mrs. Claus and everybody. ago, and with {the present rapid increase in popu- dation and the increase in the amount of postal business per pérson, the need is hecoming greater | day ‘by day. The new building should be planned with the present rapid and steady growth of tho city in mind and especially with a recognition of Jamestown’s incrensing importance as a jobbing and” wholesale center for the éntire ‘central part of the $ 1 state.* ’ “Twas ng through the my geese, ie suddenly ‘I noticed something stick- ing out from behind one of th Christmas trees. Then TF noti some other things sticking out from behind the other Christmas trees, So I looked very, very clos you please, si ‘A Service, Inc.) | what it is to be comfortable, sleds | tm | # to be the best} TI “EVERETT TRUE THATS A STUNT FoR OO TO PULL ON THE PYUBLIG HIGH WAY BY CONDO (AAS, & KNOW ing. | er is. Worrying is all| Here I am, all over my! d everything! Not a thing to! ITHe RULES OF f~O0AD — DON'T ‘ou THE RULGSS OF THE ROAD F WES, © KNOW ALL THE TRULES AND YT ALSO KNOW ALCL THE PESTS OF THE ROA IN “OUR CASE A SUPER SIX CAR witH A SOPER sme DRivsSr u please get Inch 0° Pie to} | can’t be a day over 17. l / sir, they were noses, ‘Long noses! And the long noses be- longed to those bad little goblins who are always pestering you for dy. . |There was Crookabone and Ji | SWSKB" Utt8y @:202Dinnor eoh- MONDAYDECEMBER 28, 1925 nyo I BY DR. KUGH S CUMMING *je body from destructive agents — ithout. U.S Public Healt The entire ‘surface of the body Service ould be carefully cleaned with sen defined as thatrm water and soap at least twice s, been defined a og week. Tho face, hands and. fect rd personal healtiqould ‘receive daily attention, in Were y bath for the entire houy thial recommended. The teeth should ; cleanet at least night and mo: Surgeon Gener: nd preferably after each meal, infected eas, vein and the health : nthe whole body. lie health authori- and Throat Clean About the people of{The nose, throut and ears should tof society owes} kept clean that they may not be » the community for harmful bue. know that secretions of nose and throat often contain p germs of communicable diseases, wweryone is busily and carelessly aged in the distribution of saliva ii by the end of the day this secre- nis fi ttered about on the ors, window sills and furniture, witich draw ing due care t pits a8 conduce to Ithy nd to sanitary community jons. It is the duty of every individual to maintain habits of personal clean | liness, to regulate his diet, to protect P child's playthings, the straps b clothin take you i in the street cars, is, the counters, the desks of in public places, and indeed his body by s sufficient ex - bps hice rything that the hands touch. A oo sh supply is furnished each day Rest Is Essential the moistening of the fingers with It is also his privilege and duty tofiva. : devote a sufficient part of bis 241he mouth itself is put to any hours to needful rest of both mind |mber of improper u which may and body: in a place properly ven-fult in the spread of infection, Did tilated and to keep his immediate fi ever stop to consider how many surroundings in cleanly a state kt how various are the articles that us he keeps his person, These, inp held in the mouth? Pins, stringe Lrief, are the es requisites of fieils, paper money, jar token personal hygiene. i so 6n, The lips’ are used to Personal cleanliness is accom-pisten a pencil, to point the thread plished by frequent bathing. Bath-f the needle. The tongue is used ing not only removes dust and in-{| moisten postage stamps and to fectious material, it also promotesh! envelopes. the normal functions of the skin. [t(hildren, of course, cannot he ex- should never be forgotten that theséfeted to understand the principles normal functions of the skin include} personal hygiene, but they must the elimination of waste material! taught proper health hubits. from the body and the protectionpalth .education should begin with of the more delicate structures offem. ’ conceivable that women ever wilitt. 7:30-—-Sunshine Girl. &—Or- gain? estra. Studio coneert. 10— a tand opera. 11-—Program from woman philoso. eater. inal explanation of KDKA (309) 6:30—Dinner concert. the Age of Nudity. The more yous-Concert. bar womankind, she says, from ‘the Central Time feminine appeal, the more they areWHAS (3998) 4—Musical selec- driven hack to she female —appei Women do the same things, and have KYW (536) 6—Dinner muste. WOAW (526) 6:20--Popular songs. much; engage in the45—Orchestra. 9—De Luxe pro- same businesses; during the war didam, the same bricklaying and plowing; WCCO (4164) 7:30—Dinner eon- cut their hair the same way; smokert. 9—Clasical. the same cigarets and drink the WGN (370.2) 6:20—Dinner concert. same cocktails; sweur at least a purtWMAQ_ (44 6:30— Orchestra. of the same oaths, und insist on theKSD (545.1) 7—Artist recital by legal and politicalfne, Arnesen, violinist. Seth Abergh, feminine distinctionsunfst. 9-—-Double piano recital by are gone. Jith Gordon and A. Lawton Gordon. But you cannot obliterate sex-—Concert orchestr y by equalizing away its more WLW (422.3) 7-—Orchestra. 10~- e allurements. You merelypneert. substitute its cruder ones. Sv, theWHO (526) 7:30-—Mrs. Robert feminine appeal being gone, only thévans, soprano, Mrs. Stewart Wit- female one remains—-and ‘this theyer’ pianist, ‘Mrs, Kilinsky, violinist, ure making by constantly inereasingr. Stewart Watson, baritone, Helen nudity. All of which is respectfullyirmingham, accompanist. ‘11-12 submitted, on feminine authority. Noidnight dance program. nere male would have had the cours WDAF (365) 9—Band concert. ge to venture anything so frank, [:45—Nighthawk Frolic. — —— Mountain Time KOA ( Meantime, com pher, with an or: 4) 9:30—Studio prog ‘ Pacific Time KGO (361.2) 6—Concert. KFI (467) 7—Band. 9- Artists. d—Orchestra. New York, De: of shaving onds ed to an amusing degree by the “busy business man” of New York, Ina building at 60 Broadway, i the heart of t ny of the offic nd white Wall Street — belt ed with thy A bachelor is a man who is afraid 1 was informedf being seen before he has had “By watching them we can tell whejreakfast. the elevator is passing up and dow} on this floor, and thus we can cate! The old poets stood in the gutter it without having to wait.” ind looked at the stars. Modern This same man, who grabs elgnes stand on the starg and look into vators as commuters inihe srutter, took me to places in th uncial district wher, Pay attenti sineas if you bar runs as merrily as thougvant it to pay attention to you. Volstead had never appeared upo| ee the map. And hearing that Sa) Most of us are getting along much Francisco had been gne of my hombetter than could be expected. ports he launched into a tale of hoy in the 1906 fire, his father had take Keep your mouth closed and it him and, the family to an ark in thwon’t be open to criticism, elevator ligh ete, until the clock chimed four, People who live in rented houses This rush. stuff has more than fhould not throw away their money little pose to i n autos. But all Wall Street isn’t big bys} Two can't live cheaper than one ness: at 1” “Tput they can get ‘madder than one. Passing the Standard Oil buildi which houses -firms.of untold wealt} Retter to have worked and lost I noticed a sandwich man parkdhan never to have worked at all, just outside the revolving doors a1 ss the sign he carried read: req A good mixer has a lot of friends Christmas Bargain—Shirts 99 CentsWwhen he has anything to mix. Which reminded me that there — more $30 clerks than there are mi} It isn’t who you think is ignorant lionaires, o much as it is who thinks you are Satta jgnorant. This happens to be the season whelC ght, 1926, NEA Service, Inc.) these clerks, messengers and offi ia attaches receive their annual bonu| Since business has been unusual! good the bonuses this year have bee| fat. These bonuses frequently equ the amouht of salary’ received. So the. market, which later gots a section of the income 9 . anyone who toils within ten block! 4 merry heart mal of the street, is getting an unUsUdloumtrrercene Tron tee. ere amount of small margin play jus a ee now. - ’ If good people maine but make : eir goodness agreeable, and smile In one office two messengers plunghstead of frowning in their virtue, ed their $100 bonuses and a wi w many would they win to the od cause!—Archbishop Usher. drop recorded. f fice shaking nervously and beggin, to be “sold out.” “[ haven't been-n-n_able to sleep, My m-m-mother says I dou’t eat an I've lost four p-p-p-pounds already, he stammered. The other kid hu on. When I eatered the office was on the phone, much agitated over a new drop and the prospect of having to coyer his margin, He They all get the “bu --GILBERT SWA} Tonight’s Radio I Eastern Time WEAF (402) 6—I Marjorie Lambkin, entertainer. 7: --Hans Barth, pianist. °7:30—“The fj “Lullaby Lady.’ Hohner Har- mony Haur.” To WEEI (476), WJAR, (305.9), WOO ‘G508.2) WWJ (362.7), WCAP . (469), WGR 9). 8:30-- “Pop: Concert.” To WOO (508.2).}* 9—Musie by the A, and P, ores a To WEI (476), WCAP (469), WWJ (352.7), WIAR (305.9), WOO (508.2), 1, WSAI | (325.9), 0—Gra “Ernani.” To WOO (508.2) WEAT. (305.9) WCAP (469), WTAG (269), |. WCAE (461.3), 11-12—Ben Bernie and P| fraternity pin bes stuck many ' oma.