The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 23, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE SATURDAY, 'MAY 28, 1925 -» hes THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE | , Ps n Was ER: | Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Sherman Was Right THE HICKS eer a "Matter. | Beers ong Camiten is) Febroauces Ine thi WHITE LIGHTS GLOW { - _— |J column’ may or imay not express ~ Sanaa —— a le oe GEORGE D. MANN : - - £ Publisher |] Sr resin eee tiv order that : By Chester H. Rowell -_ — —_ eur rea ‘3 may e both sides Ny Foreign Representatives Ca ai ee A . * : | - G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY LES Fag ne ne If you seek suckers, hunt them in the haunts of the hard- CHICAGO . “ . ie ho ’ HIS IS A boiled. More gold bricks are sold in Wall Street than were Marquette Bldg. IT CAN'T BE FORCED PAYNE, BURNS AND NEW YORK - - e Z MEMBER OF THE AS: ever peddled in Podunk. ai It was not in rural Milpitas, but in sophisticated Los An- geles, that two talented conversationalists got $300,000 from movie and automobile magnates, public finance commission- ~ | ers, investment brokers, high officials and similar “hicks,” Kresge Bldg. SMITH Fifth Ave, Bldg. SOCIATED PRESS \ HECK oF $. Paul Dispatch) ‘am of the more sparsely | of the Northwest} — f\ rs summarized in| A has been for The Associated Perss is exclusively entitled to the use or | the slogan: ttler on every | all on their mere promise to return 10 for one whenever they republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not (ainehy Me siuepie ON succeeded in merging six billion dollars’ worth of railroads otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub-|known pioneer of Grand Forks, | That is where they grow; the hicks — where the white lished herein. ! All rights of republication of special dispatches herein himself owner ticns of land. 2 supporting a quarter sec- | ves the North- lights glow, the ticker clicks, and everybody knows it all. ' Uncle Reuben reads his farm paper, and is wise. The easy | \ Sb Fes eEY west niuch greater | ’ wants Gli eMaaiedl (population than it now sustains, Oe mark is the one who thinks he is smart enough to beat the MEMBER AUDIT B by the introduction of diversified 4 and intensive game. The tough nuts crack quickest. farming, which by — Jits nature shall not cause over-pro- [duction of wheat, but will on the | other hand create a greater number | rs of both agricultural | al produets, j To this end, he would have the Northwestern states go into the immigration TRE “2 SLEG Rouse’: —o SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYA Daily by carrier, per year... Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Daily by mail, outside of North Dako: > Chauncey M. Depew is 91 years old, and “Uncle Joe” Cannon 89. That is not much, in mere years. Any Gala- { pagos turtle can beat it, several times, and doubtless many men, in many ages, have lived uneventful lives as long, or longer. \ But who ever lived 90 such years before? IN ADVANCE THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWS work of securing There were * * Y PAPER an advertising policy similar to : ’ j : Nstablis that adopted by the Canadian | never any 90 years like them to live, and few others, in these Official ee provinces. ‘This, he thi would | 90 years, lived them all at the’center of the stage or in the . es The medical profession during the last few yee (Official City, State and County Newspaper) | THESE ARE “SALAD DAYS” The baby specialists tell us that lack of fresh green food | causes bad temper and bow legs in infants. ‘The draw more foreign farmers here. | state gpvernments cf most | Northwestern states have no little e ost, de- immigration” — by of tk maintained, at ents of h ts relative to the fertil Jity of the soil, cost of land, prod- boxes. would have revealed a less varied spectacle. From a world just recovering from Napoleon to a world just recovering from kaiserism; from America the A thousand years, in most of the life of humanity, by the familiar process of paying it ourselves. Europe Can Pay When We Pay For Dr. J. H. Tilden, a Denver dietitian goes further than }ucts to be raised, climatie con- (BOUL? Bp Asie eet ete eae aes Something eee i e says tha % f gl inations caus $ i ions and character of sett! 0% 0 , x ‘e more comes a widely pub- en says uh a ee food combinations cause most of |ditions and character of | sete. the whole mechanical and industrial] lished “refutation” of the argument the ills to which mankind is heir. : ’ resilb ches Ween! too Sloan revolution; through the era of most|that these foreign debts can be paid Even our mentat outlook is influenced by food, he thinks. |turns to suit men justly enthus rapid expansion of human contacts| only in goods. We sell more to Eu- “There are food drunkards as well as aleoholie drunk- | astic the possibilities _ of and transformation of human life,| rope than Europe sells to us. And ards,” Dr. Tilden ‘the region, such as Mr. Murphy. these two men, in their respective| yet Europe, with no exchangeable : 5 z ‘ ‘ =. Efe) Gus more striking. and} ways played their large and active| money to do it with, somehow pays. . ¢ He goes on to explain that the brain doesn’t work well in |spectacular invitations used. parts, _ The explanation is that, besides ° ° a-body that is poisoned by “dead” foods ... meat and starch| “But population growth is not Of much of their era, they are al-| importing goods, we export money. ‘ exclusively. We all need fresh things like lettuce, spinach jsubject to hot-house treatment. most the only important survivors.|Some of it we loan, to be invested and raw fruits. These are the “eliminating” foods . away the waste of the body. .. the ones that carry rs has be- gun to realize that the right food is more necessary to the fiuman body than the right medicine. a There is no doubt that most of us stuff ourselves. Women in their efforts to reduce, the last few years, have | A cut down on their food. ilt they are much healthie as a class, than men, so statistics tell us. Twenty years ago we used to think that the juice of a raw tomato or orange would kill a little baby. Today we know it is a necessary food. > And in the same ratio, women realize that there’s “pep’ | bilist drove (The infiltration of settlers is like the growth of a ycod tree, a mat ter of time. ‘The vacant spaces filled up according t» pressure fiom cver-pgpulons centers, Hur- ry probably would do more harm than good, NOVELTY IN SUI (New Orleans Tribune) The Southern Pacitie sues a Cal- ifornian for damage tive when it struck hi And the judge aw road the full claim of $67.72. E dence indicated the automo- his car on the tracks The Tangle JOHN ALDEN 1 reminded myself of the young EY CAR- |b who, when asked to write an TINUED Hi on the domestic affairs of an- will understand,’ cient Rome, said: “At this time, a i | Of course, you Motoring is very arresting. May they both live to enjoy the spectacle through a whole rounded century! Half of Half Still Leaves Us at Zero The same day come reports that France considers turning over half its Dawes plan receipts to its credit- ors, and that there may be no such receipts. Half of zero is zero, and our half of that is zero, so we would! continue to get exactly what we have been receiving. Of course, it may not turn out to be so.bad. At least a considerable part of the Dawes plan payments will be turned in to the allied col- lector, in Berlin. The difficulty is abroad; some of it we give, in immi- grants’ remittances to relatives; but most of it we spend, in freights in foreign ships, and in the expendi- tures of American tourists abroad. So we may be paid back, still in our own money, but not all in mon- ey that we paid for imported goods. This proves only that “goods” must be taken to include services, and to cover goods and services to Americans abroad, as well as to those at home. There are “invisible” as well as visible exports and im- ports. a use of the word. But the conclusion still remains. Europe can pay us only in our own 4 qa gpa cob Aah Gaal | stopped it and went to sleep yd) thats willl no teallow ny moder | many Hall Only once witely: Aiki) was) oe Be francs, pounds or dollars, for] money, which we have first paid Eu- antl beauty am i Spee celled ie Me tee queso lengine stn ear, cary other person to find the’ cailed monotony.” Straw hats are very slow abou! aes or its creditors. rope for something, or Sent a a gitt. These are “salad days” indeed! jninety feet. her’ the driver |slightest fault with Leslie, and, al-i 1 found out at that party, Syd,| making a man feel at home, Theb can bevdone: only torthe-cx-| Including eho invisible With the visi: — ‘nor the car was" badly damaged,!though I was very proud of her, 1 that there was ng danger of mon- : Seer .,{tent of the export trade balance of| ble exchanges. \Europe can pay us : 5 a jbut the loccmotive was. had that primitive instinet that! otony with Leslie. She had all \ pen money talks too much it! Germany, which is, so far, unsatis-| only in kind, by selling us, in goods WHEAT PROTEIN The judge mav deter some of | made me want to go out on that! the variations of femininity, Fool] tells a lot of secrets. factory. Doubtless, in due time, that| or services, delivered to our people, Basing the value of wheat upon its protein test may those in the habit of trying to ‘dance floor and snatch her in my| that I am, I did not recognize it be- balance will improve. Germany will for our money, in-America or in Eu- ee otal ieradi nae Auaan Gl beat the train to the crossing or/arms and carry her out of the ta-| fore. You can’t keep as fit as a fiddle rt more goods to America than| rope, more than we sell to- E upset the system of grading now in vogue. | Much is he ard | °F parking on the railrpad track. | of the admiring eyes of dur} When I married her, I thought of} by just fiddling around. ee of an buy francs with the| International avis chante Baidaia now about the federal system of grading wheat. Some|some folks value money more Yet 1 think I carried the! her only as a girl I loved, w girl] — — dollars it receives for the difference,| money only to the, extent that they states are able to control to a certain extent the grain busi-|than their lives. whole thing off very well. Peay | rho Tevet ie Wienke eusadegat & BA eeronld a ee ay roller iano aud pay France. are first paid in something else. To ness, but generally speaking there is great discontent among | i oes Sr ee d, that I um very fool-| Little Jack canie up, I placed her|™ade a hole in one meet a i. Then, if it is good, France may} whatever extent we are unwilling to g ¥ SP e & e | POSSIBILITIES FOR CAPITAL or even think what I| among the saints almost too fine for! Who held a perfect bridge: hand. pay us back one-fourth of those dol-| be paid in’ this way, we are forbid- the farmers because of the vast spread between what he actually gets for his product and what is finally paid for it : . by the ultimate consumer. (Valley City Times-Record) h Dakota is a great state— have been telling you ubout Leslie. jod bless her, was doing noth- t was in the least indisereet every day man I knew myself to aater through the sorrow and ain of the deaths of her father and ing t \ , Anf optimist is a Milwaukee girl who is an actor’s sixth wife. | lars. So we shall be paid, in part, dirig ourselves to be paid at all. 5 That day probably is not so far distant when the farmey este enh ee ails ane But, Fab mst tel ou that until er, she becanie my “ad bans Gh uPanttin Bias FABLES ON HEALTH *, Pe fl D vr —_ ‘BY| that moment real never knew vws’ and when saw y * e Se s through some simple testing apparatus or through labora-Jnish the coal te Keen the nation |ioiy siuch I loved ier. All throu | in her a in her gra-|etees- World will give them the. EIGHT HOURS’ REST IS NEEDED tories at county seats can ascertain the protein content of | warm, it can develop its resources | (,,. at tribulations, even when| cious loveliness she typified the] third. his wheat and insist upon selling on that basis. California has made great progress in the study of the protein test for wheat. Some interesting literature has been sent out from that state. Thosevnterested in the grain trade | are watching closely developments of the men interested inj selling wheat on a protein test. to furnish the motive power of the country and it ean raise the prod- uct to clothe the people in fine linen. What we want is capital and enterprise to develop our pos- sibilities. 2: motherhood of the race. Then, just as I had placed her on the -pedestal devoted to the Madonnas of the world, she showed me an allure that U had never found before in anohter woman, she placed my son, who was her son, in my arms, I did not know that she might be as provocative of love to some other man a: oO me, I learned that night that a man,! ven though he will not forego his fancied right to admire any woman “She is mine, she 1s mine,” I said Tito Schipa, singer, had an opera- can he pronounce his name? Pullman conductor tells us if he judged by clothes all women passen- gers would ride for half fare. There are a few persons who can ation to stop sneezing, so now how'get along comparatively well on six hours of sleep. They are an excep- tion, however. Eight hours of com- plete rest in bed are required by the average person. Then they remain out at night un: til 12 or 1 a. m. playing cards with the neighbors, attending a show, or listening in on the radio. Some folk always feel tired in the morning, no matter how many hours they spend in bed. whom he shall choose, denies that’ to cif aavthedadey volte Oeean nee i = \ aes i elf as 1 ¥ voice of my — Many do themselves injury by] In such cases one of two things REALTORS || ADVENTURE OF Lee sy Tayself eae weproving her scime to mi! Pig iron prices are off ‘a dollar,{trying to get along with less sleep|is true: either the sleep is troubled, Ce » fsa . THE TWINS when I did some “damphool” act byftect my oun. 1 cteote t but to pro-Tmaybe due to the supply of bride’s;than they require. and not as sound and refreshing as And now the realtor is to be trained in his vocation tect my own. I strode toward Leslie just | as the physician and other professional men are trained. | Interior Department’s Bureau of Education announces | plans by the National Association of Real Estate Boards for establishment of a college course for young men selecting | real estate for their life work. BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON THE WEAVER BIRDS Doctor Bill had some very queer | visitors at his hospital and the Twins were very busy helping him to saying that, although I loved Leslie and snatching her from all of them, better than any other woman on Let’s fox-trot.” earth, I had to introduce a little variety into my. life. I said: “Come on. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) we live in Africa,” said the little CLEANS ASH TRAY biscuits coming in June. , A miser’s City, Ia., contained $100,000, which someone else will spend. Maybe this rum war was started by the bootleggers safe opened in Iowa Sleep knits up ,the ragged nerves, and stores away energy to be drawn upon by the muscles. It clears the.skin and puts sparkle in the eyes. Women complain of sallowness of skin and spend hours and money it should be, or the person is suffer- ing from toxic fatigue, a condition’‘ not relieved by sleep. Drugs stupify the nerves, and may produce sleep. They are dangerous, however, as they bring about a con- dition in which sleep is impossible without their use, i : sociati i ic coveri 2! make splints for broken legs and bird. We live differently from most’ Clean ash trays of brass or apwchey, \wopldi| withathe sbeautyadoctor. The association has outlined a curriculum covering 1 male splints for n legs se Re ae om West nickel with denatured alcohol put | havea chanee to boost prices. 2 ¥ 2 on with a tooth brush and then See Setting up of higher standards will dignify the real estate business, the association believes, and will bring to it men | of higher ability. Already about 30 universities and colleges have adopted | the course or are considering it. One wonders what will be- come of the old-fashioned “classical” courses, what with the | subjects. It also plans an extension course by mail. | | One day a whole flock of little! birds came together. | “What is the matter?” asked the kind little bird doctor, “Are you on! a sightseeing trip, or did you come to see a sick friend?” | “We came to get fixed up,” spoke up one little bird. “We're hurt.” our families just like robins or spar- rows do, but a lot of us build in the same tree, wash in hot vinegar and salt, KEEP OUT OF WATER | Never allow the iron wheels of an egg beater to get into the dish "| water. “Then over the top of the tree we build a great thatched roof of We all work together and it ts Friends of a ton phone girl Marine City (Mich.) girls played baseball. bad for only five innings. secretly married Bos- got her number. Score was 65 to 18. Not so long time, but when we’ get it fin- Red Grange, football hero, has # movie offer. He may tackle it. Judge rules a man who kisses ste- nographers isn’t crazy. We rule he is if they chew gum. So live that ‘you can have your of only 12 or 15 grapes, but each one will be bigger than a duck egg. That bunch of grapes will cost just about $60.” Now, I don’t know why I should, but as I write about the $60 bunch of grapes I think of the stonecut- multiplicity of ‘practical’ business subjects that are now “Hurt,” exclaimed Desier iui ished, it looks grand, Just exactly pistes mgael an a batbine pate : eee place aemahen mp East Side i ht in our Americ niversities, surprise. “All of you? Hurt! What) like a cottage where people live! Wej[~ ‘opyright, 1925, jervice, Inc.)| where second-hand tombstones are peipeaauebtinoir American: happened?” tlope it dows the sides ond leave || EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO ie ee sold. = “The roof fell in,” said the little] high in the middle, so that it keeps aren oe bird simply. off both sun and raift. Indeed, it in the Lambs’ Club books of cou- Bc di SCIENCE | : “The roof fell in! What roof? looks like a great umbrella.” ° — AND IN ADDITION TO THAT, MISTER SHULGR, pons, like those used in army can- We live in an age where one miracle follows so fast on | whose roof? Where do you live?’ “Well, I declare!” said Doctor Biil,| JA PERSON COULD \GET ACQUAINTED WITH teens, are employed in lieu of cash. the heels of ahother that we have grown actually blase; “Our roof,’ answered the little|“And is that the roof you are talking People BETTER IF ~. —— Actor members of the club buy these about it. You read about the attempt to transmit an X-ray picture | of a human hand by telephone wire from Chicago to New York, and think little of it, so remarkable have been the re- sults of other “telephoned” pictures. But to science, the success of the test is of utmost im- , bird. “I know it sounds funny, but we all live under one roof, about two! hundred of us.” “Oh, do you live in a bird house or a 200?” asked Doctor Bill. No, of course not,” said the little} bird. “We live right outside in a big tree but we have one roof. Didn't} about “Yes, that's it,” nodded the little bird. “Or it was, I should say. You see, this year when we went back to our nests, there were some imore weaver-birds with us. So by the time they got their nests finished the roof was not quite big enough to cover in the wealthy Long Island set always seemed to me to be gpossly exagger- New York, May 23.—Life books in one, five and _ ten-dollar amounts and use the coupons for the purchase of meals and refreshments. The other night two Broadway jok- ers were waiting for a prospective victim to enter the club and give them a treat. In walked one of the best known players in town, “How It refutes only too narrow 4 een ieee ee portance. For one thing it may mean X-ray diagnosis at| you ever hear about us?” everybody. ated [0 4Ne, movies, but new that 1) about him?” one of the wits asked. | great distance within a short time. Doctar (Bill scratched his head.| “So we all got to work and made ene oa ite ‘the HenOr ee “No, he’ll never do,” the other an- cia “No, I didn’t think ‘s0,” he said.| the roof bigger. It looked simply ees Oo pa espe ony 7 be-| swered. “He bought a dollar book of } MEXICANS . A middle western newspaper declares editorially that “the Mexicans—physica#ly—are inferior; their standard of +diving is contemptible; they are illiterate; the chief critical condition is turmoil.” Es “What is your name? You look sort} of like sparrows.” “We are called weaver-birds’ and FLAPPER FANNY sey FLAPPES fine—the biggest roof in the whole neighborhood, After working so hard we all went to bed to get a good night’s rest, when crash! bang! We thought the sky had fallen and brought the stars and moon with it. “It was our lovely roof!” went on BETTER WITH PEOPLE 26 - YOU DON'T MEAN “GET ACQUAINTED ITH PEOPLE BETTER’ YoU MEAN “GET ACQMAINTED lieve that the movies’ fall far short of depicting the magnificence of life there. * 26 On this particular,estate there were ten cows to supply milk and butter for the table, many small pens of chickens and ducks in immaculate condition, a ‘butcher’ shop and cold coupons three years ago and has had ~~ it rebound three times.” JAMES W. DEAN. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) KEEPS BOOKS BETTER Leather bound books should oc- * Generalizations such as this are seldom true. Such dec- are: a Ee ie See, storage plant. Ini the’ latter th fasionalls, be anata with a alleht t 4 i i i i g Eh ey rt oiled clot rei larations are insults to every Mexican. They will be taken does all Gua aakia alae, Alone beng the sary, sholsout syle of pao. the oil ‘Which deieso Ad ne a as expressions of American opinion. They are harmful to eggs got broken and some of our have seen that! One section is de-| pecially necessary if the books are +’ de é the growing friendship between the Mexican and American wiles and Jens. aaead I think that woted to beautify} flowers, but the| frequently handled, } republics, harmful to American business, and harmful to the leas Pegg Hs ig ae des one gardener is prouder of his garden for | peace of the world. Bill?” f Br Deel the table. It supplies crimaon, ripe | ¢——__________ r Hele era F tomatoes, crisp lettuce, radishes and Certainly, said. Doctor Bid kinds onions the year around.’ Also it con- LITTLE JOE | ly. “Nancy, @et the bandages, Nick, tains a melon patch so cultivated) ~————————_____¢ i= MOTHERHOOD get the big jar of salve. And bring that cantaloupe are available at any * - ‘ A i t some drinking water and a big N WE TIME AToTIS ~h" f Crown Princess Louise of Sweden is about to become a ous. sore delaking ig season. The gardener. informed me fmother. Instead of keeping it a secret, the king himself has proclaimed the news and has asked for prayers in all - ghurches for his daughter-in-law. Too often is the tendency in America to avoid mention of such things. i é 4 Jee © But motherhood. is indeed noble and prudery should not prevent honoring it. Russian students, barred from high school graduating exercises, shot a teacher and three other students. One of the rioters was killed and another committed suicide. American students never would have done this. Until we can understand the strange morbid vein, woven ( “This looks like the right place,” said the weaver-bird. “What do you say, fellows?” “Thank you!” chirped all the little weaver birds happily. (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1925, NEA- Service, Inc.) | ATHOUGHT | ¢—_—______.___4 WAIT A MINUTES — ‘You MCAN SST ACQUAINTSP Witel BETTER feopce!!= d g ‘ \| reproved.—John 3 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be 4 "| stems. that the actual cost of producing the cantaloupe in winter is $6 each. A great grapevine curled to the roof of the house. It was so smooth and clean it looked artificial and for a moment I thought it was a bit of decoration. “It )Jooks like it wai scrubbed with 5 marked to the gardener. “It is, every-day,” “and frequently we scrape the Do you see those three bunches. of grapes up there? Well, he answered. ,| after while we will cut off the outer ,| two and lesve.the one in the middle so that it will get all the nourish- TUCKED IN AT NIGHT, MOTHER 1S USUALLY, TVEKERED our— is {nto the Russian makeup by years of czaristic oppression, | Gir}, used to put paint on their Dasara ment of the plant. Before that bunch ee 9 ‘ ‘. ri ill pluck tl + _- we cannot understand the present government of Russia. [faces—now some of them drink it, | I'am the light of the world.—Bible, aw a te eo ae a Rania )