The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 4, 1925, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. THE BISMARCK TRIBUN SATURDAY, APRIL 4, 1925 FACTS FOR TAXPAYERS Editorial Review _ Good Thing It’s Only 5 Per Cent Comments reproduced tn tbie THE TANGLE By Chester H. Rowell Bika column may or may not express ivi iti S GEORGE D. MANN Fi i a x Publisher || te opinion’ of rn Tribune oy A Resume of Civic Conditions ma ra pment — Se : i i ge For more than a year and in an intensive campaign SONT Tap ccording to the Credit Men's /ssociation, 9o per cen Foreign Representatives at eee lt oe tithe weske) The Tribsne Had tHiedlito! belie ards Little Manguixe, John seemed att{of the people are honest. The credit men’s problem is with mixed up. All his ideas about wo- men had been proven wrong. He had evidently thought that if he could get to me, get his arms about me, the whole episode of which he felt I was making too much ado, would be blotted out. And the awful part of it is, little Marquise, he was right. At that very moment I was hat- ing myself because I was thinking! how glad I was that I had him once| more where I could at least see him. My husband is very good to look at, little Marquise. 1 knew I must hasten on and get the whole thing over if I did not want to surrender. “Jack”, I said, “the trouble be- G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY ' CREO - - : : : ean hin arquette g. resge ig. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - : - Fifth Ave, Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press ig exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republicafYon of special dispatches herein are also reserved. the other 5 per cent. This is, of course, true of human character generally. Life would be impossible otherwise. There are never enough soldiers to keep any population subdued, and never enough police to enforce all the laws oa all the people. If all debts had to be collected in courts, and all conduct regulated by injunction, there would not be enough working people left to feed the judges it would take to regulate them. “ Law enforcement is for the coercion of the few and for the intimidation of everybody. to the citizens of Bismarck the fact that their city government is drifting towards a dangerous economic condition. In all its statements it has endeavored to eliminate all reference to individuals except where it was necessary to show existing conditions which were and are harmful to an economical and efficient conduct of public affairs. In this it has sought solely to serve what should be, and ultimately will prove to be, the real and true interests of the city and its people. Bitter truth is never palatable, but true friendship never hesi- tates to speak that self-same bitter truth to the end that it may bring about an improvement. Certainly, RECUPERATION IN THE NORTHWEST (Minneapolis Journal) If any group of people is in a position to know whether prosper- ity ig receding or rising it is the personnel of the Federal Reserve Bank. The officers of his institu: | tion have their fingers upon the pulse of industry and trade and they know whether it is weakening or gaining in strength. The sta- tistical department of the Federal MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.............. Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)... Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........:4%... 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Estublished 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) WHAT THE PUBLIC SHOULD KNOW Monthly report: s and these summarized into annual reports are absolutely vital to enable a citizen to determine what public servant is effictent and inefficient. them we have gove' : Without rnment by impression or hearsay. They should be brief, concise and readily understandable by every man and woman. Unfortunately, the people of Bismarck are not supplied with any adequate reports and therefore have no means of city government. be efficient and mo be advised of that measuring the accomplishments of their It is one thing for the public servant to re important still is that the public shall But most important of all is the fact that no administrative officer can direct wisely unless those under him supply him with detailed information as the results accomplishe: Two sets of rep the financial aspect and the other with the amount of service | rendered. Many o be measured on th health, police, fire d by them. orts are necessary, one which deals with f the activities of public service cannot he unit cost basis. Among which are and other services rendered, but com- parable data can be supplied which will enable anyone to make a sound judgment. Every school child brings home a monthly report card which shows his progress through his classes and school. Parents are required to examine and approve it. By this means one measures the efficiency of the child as a student and the teacher as ciple be applied to officers? How oth service we are getting? in Bismarck? Other than some financial reports, no monthly reports | an instructor. Should not the same prin- all public servants and to all executive erwise can we know what kind of public It is done in other cities, why not are submitted by any city department to the city commis- Reserve bank of Minneapolis uses the comparative method in arriv- ing at results and its finuings thus take on the character of scientific exactitude. about improvement in the eco nomic and business conditions of the Twin Cities and the Northwest ag seen in the following items of greater prosperity. In eighteen cities of the Ninth Federal Reserve District, building activity was thirty per cent great- er in February than in January of this year and seven per cent great- er in February of this year than it was in the corresponding month of last year. The record shows that individu- als and corporations in the North west paid off $150,000,000 in bank loans in 1924 ana increased their deposits $49,000,000. Deposits in the banks of North and South Da- kota, Montana and Minnesota in- creased $104,000.000 last year. Of this sum, $59,000,000 represent de- ‘posits in country banks, $6 000,000 are public deposits and the balance of $38,000,000 is the increase of in- dividuals and corporations. In North Dakota last year deposits in- creased $28,000,000, while horrow- ings amounting to $13,000,000 were paid off. and investments increased by $11,500,000. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON “Is spring here?” asked Nancy. “We have fixed up so many things that it must be pretty well started.” “Yes,” said the March Hare, “it is pretty well started. Indeed it i well started that people are begin- ning to clean house. If you listen you can hear the carpet beaters at this very minute.” “Then is our work all over?” ask-| ed Nick. “Just about,” said Hare, “but not quite. We must go and see the Rubbish Man. We have to tell him to get out his old horse the March They leave no doubt | in so doing it would but injure itself. which are those mentioned below. ‘annual budgets. period of years. down. trenchment. chasing methods. tion of competition. against a sound public policy. public good. 7 ceeding year, city to the verge of bankruptcy. The Tribune, which has a large investment in Bismarck and one of the largest pay-rolls in the city, would be guilty of the grossest folly, if it sought wilfully and maliciously to injure the welfare of the community, for In its earnest and honest endeavor to set forth ex- isting civic conditions so that the people by their ballot may remedy them, it has shown many things among 1—Bismarck has a bonded debt of over $230.00 per. capita, and hence in order not to place a greater burden on the taxpayer, drastic cuts must be made in 2—It has well paved streets, good sewers, a new water works plant and other public improvements. These must be paid for by property owners over a long To enable the taxpayer to meet these obligations promptly, operating costs must be kept 3—The high tax rate and the disproportionate cost of some of the city departments call for slashing re- 4—There must be a thorough overhauling of business procedure in the city hall especially in, the matter of auditing payrolls, claims for goods and general pur- 5—Present purchasing methods lead to extrava- gance, an uneven distribution of orders and the elimina- 6—Direct sales of supplies by public officials to the city government is not only prohibited by law, but is Likewise, sales by the | same officers to contractors employed by the city in large amounts places them in an attitude where they may forget their duties as fiduciary trustees of the A sound budgetary procedure should be estab- lished and accounts installed so that the expenses for one year shall not be paid out of the funds of the suc- A contrary practice has brought many a 8—Officers elected by the people should assume the power vested in them by the people and not delegate the management of the city to their appointees. 9—Contracts awarded on a unit cost. basis solely without a fixed limit for the entire work open the door | tween you and me is that we are both too serious. Before we were married we used to laugh a lot. We always found something to smile at when we were together. “Jack,' can you remember the time when you and I have laughed hilariously together? It has been almost a year since you and I have danced together and yet you used to say to me that you, would rather dance with me than anyone else in the world.” Poor girl!” said Jack, “you have been having a hard time of it. - Be- tween the baby coming and the deaths in your family your days have been filled with pain and grief. I've never seemed to realize before what a hard lot women have, Men can get away from all the little things and big things which hurt and grieve a woman, but your sex can not get out from under.” “There you go,7Jack; you are get- ting serious again. If I have my way after tonight, I am going to dance and laugh and wear pretty clothes and probably flirt a little.” “In other words you ate going to make it very serious for me, aren't you?” “No, I'm just going to try ‘and make it pleasurable for myself. You know we are going to try and be friends, Jack. 1 don't think we ave ever been friends. We have only been lovers, “Ves,” I continued catching the expression on his face. “You cer- tainly must confess that we've never been vefy ‘pally.’ Let's just say we're going to try this friendship business and let it go at that. If it doesn’t work, then we'll know we’ve just made a mistake in think- ing that we were.the two people that Destiny planned for each other. “I always go in to sce the boys hefore I go in to hed. Do you want to come in with me, Jack?” My husband, little Marquise, -rose so quickly that I knew he was quite as glad to stop talking as I. Together we went in to the room in the apartment that I had _ set aside as a nursery, It was the first time that I have ever entered this room with John without feeling his arm about me, (Copyright, 1925, N vice, Inc.) ple controlling themselves. body winks scandal. In other “Miss” Bennett can be the \known, and the wéman is herself in- dividual enough, for everybody to understand it. The custom may never become universal, and, among people who live life in the old way, the, old cus- tom is clearly better. . But the modernists, who insist that wife should have her own name, and not be merely labeled as an appendage to her husband, are not so monstrous, after all. They have a practical joker in Austria who delights to show up the ignorance of editors by palming off on them fake new stories, describ- ing in mock-learned language trans- parently impossiblé alleged discov- eries or happenings. It is as if a volunteer correspond- ent were to describe a baseball game that was won by three downs on the last tee, or a new radio apparatus in which the static would not over- heat the differentiator. Of course, nobody would venture it on things as well known as base- ball or radio, but equal absurdities can and do get by editors on less popular sciences or activities. Nobody has yet tried this as aj mere. joke in this country, but by ignorance, by accident, and more! often by malice or fraud, such news does get into our papers, too. The worst of jt is doubtless medi- cal, in which the inspiration is usually the exploitation of _quack- ery, but the news of scientific or archaeological discoveries is some- times nearly as fantastic. Educated readers can detect the difference between real and false news of these sorts, but the Austrian Joker's contention that editors Cynthia Grey FABLES ON HEALTH But the actual conduct of mankind depends on most peo- “Miss” Enid Bennett, movie actress, and her husband, Fred Niblo, announce the birth of a son. Nobody thinks it queer; nobody is embarrassed, and no- words, it isn’t queer. wife of “Mr.” Niblo, and it is all perfectly simple, where the parties are well enough should be educated too seems to- have a certain basis. A Filibuster Against Filibustering? It is suggested that if the next session of the Senate seems unwill- ing to pass the necessary rules against filibustering, a filibuster against filibustering might do the trick. There is an interesting historical precedent for just this proced When “Czar” Reed made f tering impossible in the fifty-fi Congress, 35 years ago, the Demo- cratic minority protested so hard that when their party came into nower, in the next Congress, they did not dare adopt the rules which they had denounced. So Reed began a filibuster, under the new rules, against everything. He would not even Iet the minutes of the first day's session be ap- proved, or allow the resolution to be passed authorizing the payment of his own salary, With a small Republican minor- ity, he prevented the large Demo- cratic majority from doing anything, good, bad or indifferent. Under the rules they had them- selves made, the Democrats were powerless to prevent. So, finally, they had to introduce rules differ- ing little frdbm Reed's own “czar” rules. Then Reed stopped, congratulated his opponents on their conversion, and never obstructed again. _He said that this filibuster against filibustering was the only justified filibuster he had ever known. If the Senate, by the same method of demonstrating that its present rules are unworkable, shall get workable rules, the same justifica- tion could be alleged. ' r i : and wagon and go and get the rub- eee : . sion and by them in turn to the people, with a very few ex- bigh that gathers in the winter” ee of work and a Says: SOCIAL PSYCHIATRY ceptions. teeth im ee a ek ae ahaa, qenatitanh gre fievante sates The city weighmaster furnishes a statement of the num-| “What is it?” he asked in sur- 10—Constant changes in plans, specifications and Pye hey daivostones Vote GW Socistvayehiatny i aciee eaete METER that di 5 A payee par = sul: k bei di o t pl basis life v . { ding it disagreeable, un. ber of weighings by classes and fees collected. The health} prise when he saw his visitors. contracts result in work being done on a cost plus . much from “asylum,” Mrs, Jones{ healthy habits and tendencies during laboratory transmits the monthly milk and water tests of | wane" spehereres rola eebel March H the bacteriologist. The auditorium supplies a good periodic 1* Yeport, but not monthly because of the variations in busi- ness. hospital, the patients received and discharged, and the police magistrate the names of prisoners and fines levied, but men- and throw down the bars for extravagance as all par- First of all, there is the maternal! jearned, ties are interested in increased prices and cost of work. | Kiss, that, pees her nee Inthe inet gate. ib Amashen the Woodrich claims that 90 per cent of his water works eeee Mes ecognition at, the earliest stage, construction comes under a cost plus basis. Tnental disaster, Norvous, and 11—High taxes are harmful to all interests of the piuicoucseneimeana tincine city, the property owner, the renter, the home owner, childhood and excessive develop- ment of queer, warped or twisted personalities during the same period constitute early danger signals. A person's personality usually is formed by the time the person reaches 18, In the second place, social psychia- try teaches us to regard man as a “Lam surprised you didn’t know it.” “Why so it is!” sniffed the Rub- ne ISI- | hish Man. “I smell it now. With all Charities supply an acceptable report. The detention | my doors and windows shut, I never get a whiff of it. My, doesn't it ; Smell sweet! I'll go and hitch up old Dobbin at once and we'll be gone.” Then there is the kiss of innocence that she has for her first beau... . And the 18-karat kiss that keeps for the man she marrics. childhood, because it is in this plas- she} ch 5 tic, flexible period that the neces- tions nothing about the grounds for arrest. No annual re-|_ “We!” cried the Twins. “Are we} and especially the small home owner. sary wholesome habits of mental |single ‘unit or entity. It insists that ports were brought to our attention unless it be that of the: Gib poe whale anuide?” coker 12—A thorough revision of the present assessment “Then there is the kind of kiss she] health can best be instilled, and|we look at the patient as a human faulty ones, pointing to impending disaster in ‘later life, corrected. Therefore the recognition and un- gives her women friends. It is a being, from the whole point of view, with a knowledge of how he fits in- to his niche in tire. the Rubbish Man. “Dobbin isn’t of real and personal property must be undertaken, so z ‘ f ag of truce. | very fast, but he gets there. Besides, i tment made in 1921. 4 Pereadepattment made ini 1921 as to place the burden equally upon all and not penalize see How many miles of streets cleaned, curbs repaired. cross- S-! you could show me where all the : rvelea walks fixed, etc., should be stated by the department of public’ rubbish is that I don’t know about."| the small home owner and persons of moderate means. eee eel ercles ie phe Pe 5 ; rR works, and so on for each division of the city government. |. ccrtinly.” said the March Hare.| The present system is an unfair and inequitable distri- | pabyt ee Beene Pen ement \ a 5 " iF: . "1 “We'll ye most a A] oid ot rs eee . It would take too much space to enumerate all the things! ‘So they waited until the Rubbish| bution of the cost of government. hould call to th QUESTIONS-ANSWERS ae lamas oe AA. which these reports should show, but other cities can fur- pion iad ehisicaeeebitched pst ean _ The foregoing very brief resume should call to hi Dear Miss Grey: I went out to| 99 car, Miss Grey: re in fees nish forms which will disclose what their executives learn il rode, the old wheels tilting thig| Minds of the taxpayers and the citizenry in general that |dinner at a hotel restaurant, the| money to support 2 wifes Me unl ' Ss i h ‘cond| this city election presents.a serious set of problems for | other night with my fiance. He or- currently. One buys lumber, hardware, drugs and groceries way and that as though any second by measure, so why not public service? Today neither the, ** ley would fall off. The Rubbish Man began to sing their solution. Upon their vote will depend the welfare dered steak and shoestring potatoes, and I picked up the shoestring po- tatoes and ate them with my fingers wants to get, married and keep on working. What do you advise her to do?—Sheik. /*SAYS' _ One thing to remember while driv- ing an auto is some other driver may of the city for two years, if not for a longer period. It is a solemn and serious duty, and one not to be treated lightly. Personalities, personal likes and_ dislikes, city commission nor the public knows definitely what is be- through his nose, “Rubbish, Rub- ing accomplished; they have merely a vague notion. ie bish!” And then the back doors began to I advise her to watt until you have proved that you can earn enough money to take care of a as I always had done. He hurt my feelings by laughing at me. Wasn't he in the wrong?—Fan, Why not get down to brass tacks, and get out the real'tiy open and all the people stuck : 3 i A family. You have no right to | be as crazy a: e. facts? They will prove who is efficient and economical, and ,their heads out, and some even called} chicanery, slanders, misrepresentations and just good ie tines apare, “dmpellts let the girl marry you unless peretgencares out of their windows (which isn’t, my dears, at all good manners, even to a rubbish man). “Come and take my cans away,” said Mrs. Wilson. “The garbage man won't take them with the garbage and I have about a million old cans in the cellar.” = = you can ‘take care of her. fellowship must be disregarded. .The cold facts and the welfare of the city alone should direct your vote. BISMARCK EXPECTS YOU TO VOTE RIGHT, April 7th. Homes are being built with every were by eating the potatoes with i known convenience except low reit.. your fingers. This is an old custom that went out of style several years ago when the fash- ion of eating asparagus tips with the fingers went out, too, A where the weak spots in the city government really are. Dear Miss Grey: My daughter has told me that she is about to be- come a mother.. The most terrible part of the affair is that the man in the case is a .good-for-nothing. 1 would almost rather see my girl in We can’t believe the wrote Jack and the Bean Stalk is dead. We can’t imagine anyone else writing our seed catalogs. man who DIPLOMA MILLS : , The California and Missouri authorities were already after their diploma mills, and now a sensational murder case OR A th premier, has been writing will not be published until 10 them stars, for they don’t twinkle. And knickers, the girls are wear- ; mil Ov he aRubeahueManucor her lesne| a her coffin than married to. him.| A. ste her is a h i has aroused the Illinois authorities, too. So perhaps some-|and charged her fifteen cents," | Waiter hands you the sad news as DPA san MUIR AL OAIVEAMIAE ctCE| Co bev eon ei one s you go out, Sometimes you havel] TRUE B P y thing will be done. \ sit nena ieee my aid springs,” enough left for car fare, or maybe her to do is to marry him and thenj top leaks you can patch it with chew- ve These factories of fake medical credentials are nothing | jumped on them until thes seein Tee Rae renee ter lone: ee ee eee ee as DORN s = IR gum. os «less than centers of licensed murder. pletely, ruined. I had to get a new! you need no introduction nor initia- \ \ \ \\W"'%, Yy;; .,No, I don't. The child needs | A dollar in the bank's worth two e No man seeks his certificate from them unless he is too] **“yegm." Td ah ‘ tion. All you have to have to get in| }\\\\\ ON\\' Vv Y y its father just as it does its jin the pocket. 1 - u ‘ a i 4 aid the Rubbish Man,|j, a soup-and-fish and bankroll. At rey \ ibs / mother, And it may be the mak: penal ignorant to get it elsewhere. And in medicine, ignorance is|and he charged her a quarter. some places you can leave the soup-| AWN XY Q) ing of your daughter's future And @ chicken in the bushes is i the highest crime. eaiagutint BARBIE on,vour wagon for) and-fish at home. At others you'll| [ s husband to have a child to sup- | worth two crossing the road. iy Crookedness may be worse in a lawyer, or dishonesty in] | “No'm,” said the Rubbish Man,| Rave to leave it with the manager as) Fg eto Neat lt *. | And the only man who can really : a merchant, but in medicine, knowledge outranks even char- aah pre eend of mine. I couldn't)" yoy pay no membership fee. The meet Miss Grey: Byam ia married til another man's shoes properly is “ acter. i Z The Twins laughed, but the March | thing, Sheleting the lot inthe ene I get my own breakfast, pack my} Oc fs Turning loose the unqualified, to care for human ills ATE: pooked Bren pe getting | tery.” lench, and Gh my breakfast dishes 5 And time, tide and women wait F; 1 a Easter an etter be goin; : while my wife sleeps “every morn-| foy i jf, - Which they do not understand, and cannot even recognize, is /tick to Fairyland” he said.” °"*| _,Of course, none of these night ing. Then at night, when Im tired,| 7"? ™™™ / vending poison under false labels. tnahey took so much rubbish away,| ‘apple champagne” at $20 a bottle. she expects me to do the supper] You can’t always judge things by - The ignorant practitioner is both a fraud and a menace |th¢ Le rae dollars | t¢'may be non-alcoholic, but it has dishes, too. | Don't you agree with tiielr tooks, Shaving lather | looks 1 } to life. He is bad enough, even if he happens to hit the right. _ (To Be Continued) ana eelch makes. you .N. yi Rite Inter ne amninped + ea treatment, or in those more numerous cases which tend to| (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.)| “They all display signs saying it is I certainly do agree with you. ) act > et well without treatment. unlawful for you to bring intoxicants And Lthink, besides, that you If you really have a conscience r . 4 Baa with you, but nobody who goes to a are spoiling your wife by get. take care. of it. What many con- 4 More often, he prescribes what is good for one condition In New York | night club believes in signs. ting your own breakfast, etc. {sider their conscience is nothing but 5k for a patient suffering from another, or even his “harmless” o © ff you can’t find ox berance ins Zs ie utha:maarning . Only zene pe: fear. e, treatment delays real care until too late. New York. ‘April 4.—“What pee ore visee will “alan ou on pu does this. You might tell her This is the season which has no ‘Sie Those who, for money, turn loose such menaces on the| those” night clubs on Brondwat ys] the back and say, “Get into the tun.) lb Joa EN 7 50.. ee reason. : £ community are worse than the poisoners of streams and | queries Elmer Roessner of Cleve-| Georgal’ Ghigo 4 ee || Dear Miss Grey: I have a great} Experience is not necessarily an Ee wells, whom even war will not tolerate. _ pend and Cal itprnia a Care they | "They call her the hostess, It's her Er EO iM Ah : many boy friends, but none of them| asset, says @ young lady who showed ag Now that one of them has been caught in what looks like} Elmer, my boy, they are called Had fe eee 7en seay JOM glass] eg Pa PA sti (I NY y iaele, I ee ae ee ee hist, tee) run eaperinnce) Eissing @ pros- ; Fetail murder, it is to be hoped that the attention aroused |<lubs because they are the places) fW/s iif vou vet tired of, drinking, HEY, FIDSST, CET Me HAVES THAT | least. I am popular and that’s : : will enable something to be done about the wholesale mur-| "rhe clubbing is done whe or can’t afford to buy another bottle, reed, ; , | |the end of it. Why do you think) A hen is a large bird which they 7 * Jae id nthe you can dance, if you can find NEWSPAPER, S'CLC STRAIGHTEN IT this is so?—Emmy Lou. claim absolutely refuses to lay i ; .; ders of the entire class, too. PEELS ISG ATER OTE etuabieparoron ther floor to" plant Ge woe who ‘Youle @EEN ATH snl’ dust Possible that you axe enough eggs for Easter.~ our sweetie and your feet, ose ; i : : ; ‘ | LITTLE JOE | y Or perhaps you'd prefer Just to sit FoR AGourT FIVG GCocKS uae he, page respect, Andel ii Theve women with their fair cut it ; ; a aN? ea Tayi tiareea Chee ecmal ind Cane 4NO THAaT/S ABOUT because, you aren't petted. It’s | all right’ to cuss before one. i d The memoirs which Georges Clemenceau, France’s war Pig AWUOLE LOT EASIER | youll begin to wonder why they call SNOVEN Hl no compliment to a girl to kiss é Oe a i i i in his wil ARKIN ANY | Over in\the corner is a heavy- love behind the kiss. ingl balteerts buaatie a neigh ia : years after his death. It is so stipulated in his will. TO HIT Your Mi ; i : rf 4 i Why? Surely his book can’t be so bad that he would be THING IF YOU REALLY KNOW | S985" fanny fora swecttaced Golde Dear Miss Groy:, What is the col Picherdi]s_ Ripeduua, Feneabion: ashamed to see it in print. And even if it were, why wait WHAT YOU'RE AIMING ATX | digger whose sense of humor makes or used for a girl baby, and what! April ig-the month of rain, The her hand itch. fora boy ?—Mother, i Pale pink for a boy, and baby- blue for a girl. ——__.—_—_____+ |, _ A Thought. ———_——_—_—_—- -———___+ Behold, we pet bits in the horses’ — mouths, that they ma: us; and} A boil on the back of your neck A ng we turn about their body.—/ will cure snoring proving it’s an ill- cabaret in. Cleveland or California, Jas, 3:2, R wind which blows no good, 2 B® | only ght ving Cee free-er and the OD) / Z a (e ; ae ‘tabi —- ie cover charge is ey 200d: counsels, ved are chains} Only reliable il weat fore- E ~: sitar. ! ; a‘ ist 7 {ot grace.—Thomay Faller. + |enatade: You oor one the added 10 years? sky will be ‘the limit. Very likely Clemenceau’s request, like that of Mark Twain in connection with his own autobiography, is a form of egotism. , : Assuming that one’s work and ‘philosophies will stand the test of time, even so short a space as 10 years indicates a fair amount of conceit. vt , dm the corner is a drunken film flapper and a drumken film sheik maudlin and muddled in an attempt to find a little reality in life. Across the hall is the society gang, young empty-heads who know how to spend their fathers’ mone: their fathers trying to learn to their own money. That’s just part of the picture, Elmer. sht club is just like @ The honeymoon ends when spring cleaning begins. Anything can happen. We know a clock on the instrument board of an auto which keeps cor- rect time. 4 even eee So many mothers have started using rouge their daugh- it it or be considered old-fashioned. --. -