The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 16, 1925, Page 4

FRIDAY; JANUARY 16, 1925 ‘(PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Editorial Review me THE THIRD TERM BUGABOO , Matter. Comments reproduced im this |! ¢ See By Chester H. Rowell | GEORGE D, MANN Publisher || tes spnteyef Ras baeg aor || [see ee 4 - - isher | == /,2 . A 4 ——— - : our fedoras fave Doth, sides SS ATS TH WAN T DO WENT | According to Leslie M. Shaw, who worships the Consti- ! , Foreign Representatives |] being discussed in the preas ot || | === PASS A-uGH BUNCH — j tution because he thinks it santifies the open shop, Calvin _, G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY . ’ the day. RUMPLE UP MY HAIR’N'PULL Coolidge is not yet constitutionally president. 4 srtctie Pa - - - - - krewge Ei dg. THE NEW COOLIDGE \ \ He is still nes Harare lg the functions but not je blcg. res ‘ eg a ONG eck |\\ vested with the office of president. MW YORK PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH Ave. Bldg. (Minneapolis Journal) Se ee Rte: ett “S » The purpose is, of course, to lay the third-term bungaboo It is becoming more and more evi- dent that Calvin Coolidge as Presi- dent in his own right by vote of the people, is going to be a different Chief Executive from Calvin Cool-} idge become President by the death in 1928. But why invent so technical a quibble to meet a situation with which technicalities have nothing to do? | . There is no law against three terms, or 10, for a pres- jident. And whether the extra-legal third-term tradition shall construe a term and a quarter as one term or two is T'BACCER. IF YA LOOK uGH ARS “HER scareD OYA. You'd |\) ‘Mb BETTER cur AcRosT TH siREET/AC(( “HO- YA CANT DO MUCH WN MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The American Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. ee eee Nera THAT THERE HAT. a matter of popular sentiment rather than of legalistic cas- All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | 104 “wre Spaerestia’ pgee es : uistry. : are also reserved. | If the people want Coolidge in 1928, they will count five j years as nearer four than eight, and therefore -as one term. | If they do not want him, no verbal analygjs of the Constitu- tion, to show that he had been technically president only rations of Mr. Roosevelt— which he sought to carry out McKinley policies, and that in which, elected to the Presidency in MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE ae own person, he made his own once, would have anything to do with the case. ; Daily by carrier, per year..... saetes art oop heaO | Pores. F ‘ dale cada ; 2 feeaeye . For one thing, Mr. Coolidge evinces Baka é ; Daily by mail, per year in (in Bismarck) seseees 7.20] 4 disposition to do his own choosing Now that Binet intelligence tests are the rage for college Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00} in the makeup of his official family. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) (Official City, State and County Newspaper) GETTING TOGETHER The Fargo Commercial club as host to Governor Sorlie at a banquet and a reception as a curtain raiser to the event, indicate that animosities which separated the good citizens of this state are beginning to be forgotten or greatly temp- ered by a desire to get together for the good of all the people. The gap is closing rapidly and though the disagreement is still sharp along economic lines especially where the oper- ation of state owned industri concerned, there is agree ment on other issues Which forms a common ground upon which all can work for the good and upbuilding of the state generally. Sorlie’s position and that of the I. V. A. leaders upon state owned industries do not differ greatly and that is why in the last campaign issues were lacking. Those who op- He wanted Charles B, Warren of Michigan for his new Attorney Gen- eral, and though Senator Couzens marshaled the whole Michigan dele- gation to ask that Governor Groes- kopf be chosen instead, the Wargen nomination was sent to the Senate. And why not? The responsibility is Mr. Coolidge's and he has every right to pick his ow adviser, instead of someone he doesn’t know or has no faith in, pushed upon him for State/ political reasons. The Kellogg appointment is evi- dently another personal choice of Mr. Coolidge, and its announcement sim- ultaneously with that of Secretary Hughes’ retirement shuf out the horde of placemongers and relieved the President of the necessity for overruling them all in order to pick his own man, Of course, there would have been no such backfire from Minnesota as there was from Michigan; indeed Mr. Kellogg would, no doubt, have received practically unanimous support from Republican the world? It bumped me on the | Never! What becomes of ing more than we do? “Vote for me for mayor! you. since. “I live in a shack down to run it. you do!” . What would Bill do if he had’ ab official ‘certificate of superior intel ligence? It would be nearly as fat S.ewlbans CHAMPIONS STILL WORKING AT JOB Another test of pseudo-democracy: All that each of us. needs isa _|chance, to show that he can do as well as the best of them. Well; once I never went to school, tal as being listed in Bradstteet’s; ‘freshmen and for certain employments, somebody suggests that they be applied to candidates for public office, too. our pet, doctrine that anybody | is fit for anything, and that nobody. shall insult us by know- Tm just plain Bil); just like and I never learned nothing by the tracks, and these old clothes are good enough for Bill. When Iam elected, I want you all to come to my office every day, to tell me how “Vote for old Bill, the man that don’t know no more than ‘horn'to blush unseen, but the cham- pion in any: class is working at it now, « THE REAL CHILD LABOR OPPOSITION Aside from anonymous attacks, which may be. neglected, the real Opposition to the child labor amend- ment is based on alleged feurs of Re anninlin eevee Sitar at ae Sy acd bf On ‘ a +, head.” | in a while we get it. the invasion of two sorts of rights— pose socialism as a iba wi prnelple ane ae eae Cae a eee ed eset | “But before anyone could answer, | | he | an le .° Somebody starts a contest, open| personal, rights and ‘states rights. expediency and_ political _te mporizing such as took place eave REPEETIO RRA ‘and file ot the Fairy Queen waved her hand. ee to all comers. Tens or hundreds of| And of these,. the‘states rights during the recall, found little to get excited over last gure theananty Instantly the little wooden lion be- thousands compete, all anonymous-|atgument is’ the only ‘one with although they did support the candidate which more nearly BUD Ithere=-. would aay. isen a/82" to swell. And in three seconds z : a ly, but when the envelope containing | enough logic to'call even for a refu- represented their feelings. cloud of candidates fromenatner ne was a great handsome creature,|LETTER FROM RUTH BURKE ™O| being a decent woman and fond of/ the name of the winner is opened, he| tation. é With Mr. Sorlie’s announcement that there will be no fresh adventures in state ownership, the legislature is con- fronted with the task of making the experiment as painless States, each backed by strong sup- port, and each absorbing some of the President's ‘time and attention. In the end, he would have done as he with a flowing mane of real hair,| WALTER BURKE CONTINUED and a red and blue and gold saddle. Thé Fairy Queen waved her wand again, and instantly he was. carried I have never in all my life, Wal-| the whole ter, been in such a position as I am} come to 4 head before Mr. Hamilton Leslie. You see, it is an awful mixup— thing. I wish it had is found to be precisely the first man who would have been chosen if there’were no contest. The winner of the Bok prize for a Every power to invade personal rights which this amendment might confer on Congress is already pos- sessed by the state legislatures. 7 i z é i . Stra it seem, I} died. Then Leslie would have onl; i i ‘i it financially as possible against that day when complete rea-|pleased—but at what expense of aces Heed ee ee eee er athenecacvee puck: ocr | MEGANE Doane oes nappinels Leaner en entre eeean Persea saa) piston: aan ay : i 5 ; : - . b any state to son as regards this issue is restored. ; jal time and numerous heart. |! “Ohhh!” roared the lion. “So this| devotedly. Between you and_me,|to ‘think of. The worst of it all is,|tevermores director of the, World| orec lowe hat Mary rail wat hele Conferences between Gov. Sorlie and all classes of busi- Ware and Kellogg are both Cool-|'* the world! I always heard it was|dear, he is a very fascinating man. | my dear, that John Alden Prescott! peace Foundation and editor of the| mother wit% the ‘dishes and that nessmen in the city and upon the farms should eventually | jage men, in the sence that they ad-|70Und. It's fine to be on the world.”| Leslie and he, however, are not} is not a bad man as men go. He i8| League of Nations Year Books, George shall do fio chores on’ the ' point to the only solution that is right, the final elimination of all state owned enterprises. : AS TEACHERS W. G. Wells has criticized the American public school system most severely because of the tact that the education ofthe tender youth is left almost to women whom he claims are too emotional or mercurial for such a task. He fears that the tendency will be toward a less sturdy stock. Speak- ing of the American man he claims the public school system has placed him under the dominance of women in all matters and’ that the youth of his day-who were taught by men have a better grasp of the true values of life. The American public school has been admired so much by European scholars in the past that this latest criticism mire the President and believe thoroughly in his policies. The whole Cabinet, no doubt, will after March 4 be an efficient instrument: for carrying’ on those policies. It is.easy to see how the retire- ment of Mr, Hughes, though it de-,; prives the Republic of the services of a. great and useful Secretary, is likely to make the Coolidge influence! not merely weighty but dominating! in the conduct of our foreign affairs. : This’ may be expected to come about! through the loyal co-operation of Mr. Kellogg, who will furnish the skill, the experience, the ability and the diplomatic technique necessary for the purpose. Few Presidents have gone to the The Queen waved her wand again. This time it was the little black wooden horse that grew. Suddenly he was a handsome stallion, and took his place behind the libn. Soon all the animals had grown by magic to just the proper size for the merry-go-round. For that is what it was. “Now the children will love ‘you better than ever!” smiled: the Fairy Queen. friends solid ground than upon love. near to’ hate is love. loved Hari now because IL got all over er in all that time was friends with him. We had nothing in (To Be Continued) - (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Iné.) if News of ‘Our Neighbo: for so much more from a must be so much more to be ‘a friend one is never blinded by any emo- tional upheavals, a you and I are, and upon] just temperamental and selfish. friendship marriage rests upon more} don’t think he would knock Leslie I wonder if you ever realize how] go out of his way to be unkind to I thought I| her in any way. ton. I guess I did] which he. does which seem to Leslie I am sure that this won’t hurt you] unkindest are only things that are loving} thoughtless on his him and -hated him most effectively] would be,much surprised if he were se long before he left me, and I nev-| told that she had been hurt by them. common} fact that she has a right to be hurt that made for friendship. One asks|he only insis! friend] hurts her because she is unre: than one asks from one’s lover. One] ably sensitive. than one must be to be a lover. For! have gone into ‘this analysis so deep- 1)" The winner of the prize for a plan of world peace education was David Stagr Jordan, the most eminent ex- pert among American educators on exactly that subject, who had given 20 years of distinguished leadership to it. A The Nobel prize for physical ‘ience went, not to some sudden 4 genius, but to Dr. Robert Mifli- You see, he never recognizes the kan, for a lifetime the head of one ig physical research laboratories of the world, Dr. Millikan himself, receives about six letters a day, from volunteer inventors of world-shaking devices, and hopefully reads them all. About one .a year is promising enough to be worth further investi- down. I don’t think that he would In fact, the things part, and he I don’t know why, dear heart, I ly, but perhaps I want, down deep in my. heart, for you to see the wo- farm, but no state legislature was ever crazy enought to do so, and neither will any Congress. There is no risk to personal rights that has ‘not always existed. The real invasion, if there is any, is of states rights. And even this igerather a protection than an un- ler} ing of thelegitimate action Of the states. ~ Competitive business is no longer local. A cotton mill in Massachu- setts or California ""must compete with one in South Carolina or Ala- bama, minimam ‘standard, which any state may improve on, but which no state may, fall below, there will be no : ry . i Hien - 4 | You und I, my dear, thank God,| man’s ‘side of it and to write me i it . =: from an eminent British scholar is hardly convincing. The] extremes of one-man management WILD ROSE ure friends. If we hadn't been: !|.what'Leslie ¢an:do in the matter. gation, but aie Jone, itetinnes not competitive temptation to tax laws fact that more children have an opportunity in the United4 Lesa aad eae eae pe dia ney ——- could never have written you this!’ Oh; I. wish this minute, Walter, O aloaarersDIMUIkec GeoUi or ener competitive handicap in good States for an education than anywhere in the world speaks] y useful clerk and when Mr. Lune | oust ett board held its regular | letter, : that I was ‘with you and folded by] ing. If the supet-patriots of Europe much for the system and the effect of women teachers upon pupils of a tender age has not been adverse. Sooner or later in their career, pupils in this country come under teachers of both sexes which is a most excellent arrangement. While the Well’s strictures upon the American plan are interesting to read, there is much sophistry at the bottom of it all and no one will become unduly alarmed as the re- sults hardly justify the criticism. In fact, education in America so far as the common school is concerned regard- less of whether men or women make the better teachers sets a standard for the world. There is in Well’s interview a suggestion that the com- ing stepped out of that narrow role, he becamé persona non grata to the President, who meant to be his own foreign minister from first to last. Mr. Coolidge is not that sort, But it is a good guess that he means to have the guiding hand in all great matters of state that confront his Administration, whether at home or abroad. ADVENTURE OF quarterly meeting at the clerk’s of- Some time; in the future, perhaps, fice Tuesday afternoon. Jack and Leslie may be friends, al- though 1 am afraid they never will be. Leslie has all the qualities of a friend, but Jack has none of them, I think Sally Atherton sees this. I know that she acknowledges his fascination, and between you and me, 1 think she fights against it, 0. T. Buck purchased and install- ed a new radio at his home last week. The W. H. Brownawell family en- joyed a short visit with their son’s family from Bison last week. your arms, gecure in the knowledge} were that. Lalways have when I am with you,’ that. with my husband T have} mijtion manuscrips, but the envelope been “extremely blessed in acquiring} of the winner would contain the not only a devoted lover but a loyal) name of Rudyard Kiptt friend. There are doubtle I love you always, dear, and then some, to offer a prize for the best nationalistic ode, they might get a I flowers RUTH. S. B. Gooding returned from a business trip to Fargo the fore part of the week, and Mrs, H. J. Brownawell and Bob- by of Bismarck, and Mr. Aleck Jawaski were “listening in” to the radio at the Howard Brownawell home Monday evening. R. W. Feltheim unloaded a car- load of corn at the spur last week. ,end visiting at the home school friend, Avis Carlisle. TOM of her New York, Jan. 16.—Fifth Avenue is probably the best pajiced street in the world, Day and night it has Theoretically, Congress will have, with ‘the. states, a certain authority which the stat sessed alon Practically, t! ites will have a freer hand; than now. for the pro- have, hitherto pase _. INNEW YORK" tection of their own children. If you glance’ through “Who's Who” you'll: find, the name of Lee Shubert, -but not-that of Jake. '® pulsory features of education are wrong and that education THE TWINS PRES : Pe ene, ae edd ont ieee gate oe should, come as a result of hungering and thirsting for || By OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON Howard Brownawell installed a| Marvin Swanson made a business SIMS the same purpose during the daysl evening was inahutry te jek # knowledge and that especially the burden of seeing that a radio at his home this week. trip to Bismarck the fore part of \ some corners hayng as many as five child gets an education should be shifted from the state to eS Ties the week, SA ? traffic cops on duty during the rush the parent. 5 Wells is always interesting if not convincing. BEAUTY Perfumes, cosmetics and toilet preparations cost this “Yes, I have a surprise for you,” said the Fairy Queen to the little wooden animals. “What is it?* What is it?” they al! shouted. “Not so fast,” laughed the Queen. “Tl tell you by and by. You see I The local boys are busy trapping muskrats on Long Lake, Frank and Fred Saville, Mrs. W.}, H. Brownawell und Homer, and Mr. EVERETT TRUE 0. B. Swanson marketed hogs in Braddock last week. Miss Ada Saville spent the week- hours. At night there are patrol- ! : men. whose beats take in only a block Suits with two pairs of trousers|and a half of the avenue and noné are in demand. We wish they would|of the side streets. Despite all of throw in\an extra coat and vest al-| this precaution Fifth Avenue has so, | é been the scene of many. daring rab- beries. Gi . igh table to eat, I noticed that the man next to me was eyeing me ‘very sharply. Fin- lly he moved over and in a low tone ‘Say, brother, will you watch ae an " can’t turn you into real animals, BY COND 0 4 8 thi fivn.60)or-.60. years Cie cpjthis cup of coffee while I get a '.@ country more than 117 million dollars a year. This is shown |for then you would be too big and . ‘ fae Vienne ancae alwiaes reas “Al Jolson. is back on Brosdway!{220m?", ! agreed. When I turned |” by a check-up on the part of Uncle Sam. fierce to play with children. How's # wecc, sR, MR. BROWN, Aid Gabts mhoee 4 Many of /his jokes wear whiskers, | ine myucg cok at ;bim he was. turn- : Soon you'll find critics. using this figure; along with cost pees joumusn ileliees Heanons THE GOOD RESO. HI HAVENT SLIPPED Se as but a few seem new. One of these istiie oy to see if I were drinking of such things as movies and tobacco, as an indication of America’s gigantic spending for luxuries. As a matter of fact, it amounts to only about a dollar a year for every man, woman and child. Beauty and cleanliness are cheap at any price. And do not charge it all to women’s vanity. A lot of these perfumes, cosmetics and toilet preparations are used by men and babes. GOLD India, for centuries the sink-hole for the world’s gold, continues so. Most of the South African output is flowing to India. ' And there it disappears. Rajahs hoard it in big lots. Natives bury it in small amounts. No one knows how much gold India has. The amount is fabulously large. Yet India is in the grip of abject poverty and misery. Her gold does her. about as much good as money does one of our own multi- millionaires beyond a certain point. Pleasure, after all, is more in what we spend than what we have. DISEASES be friends with the children. do what I can. “Nancy and Nick, gather up all the creatures and put them back into their ark, and bring them along. We're going some place.” “Are we going to see the world?” asked the wooden horse faintly as Nick dumped him in. “Yes,” said the Fairy Queen. “But be patient, all of you. Come on now, everybody.” She went to the window where her big butterfly, Two Spot, was waiting on the porch roof. Then they all flew away to a place j where a great deal of hammering and sawing and building was going on. Two Spot settled down, and the Fairy Queen got off. “Come on, children, we're here,” she said brightly. . “Are we seeing the world?” called the camel. “Is this the world? We can’t see much.” ‘ “Be patient,” - said the Fairy So I'l CUTION TIMMS ev THIS YET. I MISS MY SMOKES, HOF COURSE, AND £ STILL HANKER FoR THem. X WOVLLON'T BE A BIT SURPRISED if WOU'D BREAK YOUR PLEDGS IN A SHORT Time —-Tee-Hee — Swe THAT! It. puzzles us how a girl cangrab|about the lucky golfer he played in a couple of. grapes for breakfast and| England. “My, he wag a,lucky, mii hy be alive and happy for lunch. Jolson ;relates, “I never saw 3 man so lucky. He was so lucky he struck Our guess is when a worm turns] oil at the second hole.” ° it is merely to contemplate where he was and not-to see where he is go- ing. . ° Jolson works for . Lee. and Shubert. J.-J, -is , “jake: twice,” cording to the comedia You hear about worms turning.| The late, Sam Shpbert, a brother, ‘Suppose they do. You never hear|was the theater pioneer of the fam- of one chasing any great bulldog orjily. After operating’a minor theater wild cat. ; chain in upper New York,” me to Gotham 25. yeats ago and bought a half interest in “The Bel! New York” for $10,000, In the «|Sam and Lee took‘over the manage- The world seems worse than it| ment of the old’Herald. Square Th really is because you seldom hear|ter and from ‘that beginning came much abeut.the bad things thet don’t|the present powerful chain of Shu- happen. bert theaters. Stand on your own rights and you can’t be told where to get off. The most ‘dangerous, word in this language of ouss is “yes.” It iscgtrange, but whi his oats he, juat rai .¢ FOR CHAPPED HANDS _ his coffee.’ I thought about that fel- later in the. evening when I ought a olgar, © hE RG ARS. In the lowet East Side. Two kids Quarrel, The-youngef:challenges the to a fight’ std’ the chaltenge ti grade niger. “3. swers the other.- “Ah, you’ higher grade’n me. I won't yuh.” fight Other lads told me that it is the unwritten law ef the Eadt Side that a boy can refuse to fight » boy ina higher grade in school with no logs of prestige. His reason for fighting aud his size have'fiothing to do with DIAMES W. DEAN. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, In . i P ‘ Queen. i fis COS, One, ‘of youngsters of. Mrs. other reme- is . wooden affair that looked More cheering is the news that tuberculosis is slowly losing its grip, though it still kills about 98 a year in every 100,000. Sanitation is exterminating typhoid. Its. toll, once mighty, has fallen to about 7 out of 100,000 population a " , Diabetes snuffs out 18 of every 100,000 yearly. But in- sulin—which holds this malady in “suspension,” halting if not curing it—will rapidly lower its death rate. Fe LIFE’S HAZARDS a Life becomes more dangerous. Liability insurance rates in numerous lines advance an average of 28 per cent the country over. In New York City rates soar 190 per cent. © Thig reflects increased danger —or, ‘putting it: more ex like a large hoop laid‘ flat. “If you would turn that up on end it would do for a int’s wheelbar- row,” id Nick. at is it for?” “You'll know in a minute,” said the Fairy Queen. “Listen.” dust then one of the men called out, giving a final tap with his ham- mer, “Well, I guess it’s all finished now, Jake! All ready for the ani- mals. They ought to be here by this time. They were to arri “On!” cried,Nancy. “I know what you’ are going! to do now. You are going to—” “Sh!” said the Fairy Queen. “Nick, dump out all the € animal where I can see each one’ plainly.”. Which. ick: did ag: nee. in the n to its name’ by|-chapped hand: Il over. the paper, - | 80 M Only a fd4w more shopping months|had made before, light underwear. gency. : : - The lotion contained: Salicylate of Every time. we get on our. ear| soda, one dram; | r in. our face. j f half dunce; glycerin, one and a-half he ounces; rose water, six ounces, This mixed well. and applied to the ids nightvand morning, © tain: pen lives scattering ink ifter an hour’s play Jones epplied a loti for.juat such an et a ‘ (Copyright, 1925, NEA Serviee, Inc.) The Mammoth Cave region in Ken- tucky may become a national park ‘ * future. i — r “| for evil, ov. railing for railteg: bat Christmas” never | contrariwise bleesing—3 Pet, 312-8, becomes. stale or’ moldy, accordi ae ®: i balsant ‘of: peru, one-| hi Be courteous: not rendering evil A Another was made of one ounce of ‘white wox, ‘meitéd; four ounces of glycerin; fotr or: drops of oil of rose or other perfume to suit, Still another lotion for chapped and ‘lips Mrs. Jones found “madeifrom¢a mixture of ‘a ‘helf onkess ‘of glycerin; of.borax. and one and a rest‘on a deep mor- ethe, é shave a supersti- we the: mistletoe and It Congress establishes a uniform” Never use it for deeorative purposes. . Se ean ene