The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 18, 1924, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE —|| Editorial Review Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Clas Comments roduced in this i Matter. j| column: may oromay not express en 2 ahha eT NOM) ET eee Ser) BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - - - Publishers || #72 Presented of tmportant Tesues which are Foreign Representatives co one G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY mgs oa - : - - - pe 110 QUEBEC gow FIELDS BY arquette Bldg. eines ° resge Bldg. ANE NEW YORK SEAN, AUIS) BND Su Ave. Bldg. | (8. L. Chianot in New York Times) The dast time T had seen him} MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Thad een at an airdrome ‘behind | The American Press is exclusively entitled to the use or | {he Writish Ue ieee hes republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not! nim on a Montreal street as otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- j bronzed and fit as : he ewes lished herein. {more than enough to talk about. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein j You must suend the weekend ‘are)also reserved. | “Sorry,” he replied in his breezy MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION Lee eee OH CHVINE a HUMIRGGOING ine Min still flying and in some way it's more exacting than the} SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE army. fut say, why not come and | Daily by carrier, per year.............. -$7.20 | spend the weekend with me in the Daily by mail, per year in (in Bismarck)......... 7.20 |" y Aebee ae ae I asked Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00 |«phar's away up in the ; Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 Never Coun! THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER place th (Established 1873) AN IMPORTANT TEST | morning in time to open your 1 The United States air mail service announces that win-| The period in Bea t ter will not impede the transmission of coast to coast mail {antiiny ’inw few years, during the winter. It is proposed for the first time in his-\1 miss my guess, you will be in- tory to continue this service during the most inclemeni | clined to brag that you saw the he replied, “but t used to term Terra In is now a suburb of Mon- Come up with me tonight, | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE OUT OUR WAY OO! Tl Oio4 AN WEN LT GoT uP TGIT A ORINK, SHE SNUCK INTO IT. SHE'S Jus’ THATS, EASY TO SETTLE. WHO HAD TRE CHaiR® weather, and the experiment will mark an important phase ot i" ae dahon capeil in the development of commercial flying. weekend in the new Bananza. The aviator has somewhat replaced the explorer of old} We left Montreal late Friday in feats of daring and willingness to face hardships. The j night. anil awoke on iertaras around the world flights, efforts for altitude records, cross- | tity favored PaRGHy IineHITONe ocean flights, non-stop attempts, all compare with the dar- | tario which, projected to pene! ing of Perry in his dash for the North Pole, Shackelton in |a block of agricultural land his battles against the clements in the South Pole region, | Seen develop adjacent to it the H i Ds ‘ ‘| world’s greatest nickel and silver in the lonely drives of Mounted Policemen across the wastes | cimps and what become this, of the far Northwest. ear the greatest individual gold- Elaborate preparations have been made for the air mail | producing mine on the globe. flyers in their cross-country runs, not’ the least of which On the w y up I had been learn- 3 é i ing something about the Lauren- is the “monkey suit.” It is fur-lined from helmet to socks, fife Aue | F A Hh i Air Service, an organ | and is to replace the electrically heated suit. Skii landing | or tormer army pilots and mech- WHY MOTHERS GET GRAY- RITE CHAIR. Leen “THE FAVO : The Tangle :-: WHY You LITITe L—Fieser! |. YOU WERE NING ONTHE FLOOR AND WHEN YOu: SAW ME GO TO © TRelbays (©1026 ey REA SERVICE, INC. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 18, 1924 DOING WHAT YOU LIKE By Albert Apple Extraordinary’ ways of making a living come to light ‘now and then. Consider the unique work of Professor Jag- gar, as related in the Medical Critic and Guide: “Professor Jaggar has devoted his life to the study of the ‘world’s volcanoes, and Kilauea (in Hawaii) is his special pet. ‘He is most of the time in or near the pit of Kilauea. No ‘mother has been more solicitous about her only baby, has lwatched it more tenderly than Professor Jaggar over | Kilauea. He knows every inch of the ground, every stone, every crack. He knows her: moods and understands her Hanguage. i “No ordinary layman can understand the interest in and ‘the love that the true scientist has for his specal subject— ibe it microbes, insects, shells, stars, rocks or volcanoes.” | You probably recall seeing Jay O. Turner, who originated the occupation of impersonating a wax figure in store win- |dows . He once offered $20,000 to anyone who could make {him laugh while on the job. A Jersey City man specializes at: winding watches, often jhandling 5000 a week. He is part of a big watch-repairing j organization. Around large bakeries you find employes who do nothing but break eggs and examine for bad ones. | We doubt if there is a single unique human want that hasn’t a specialist somewhere to handle it, all the way from |trivial details to phenominal skill. Considering the vast ortment of odd occupations, there is little reason for anyone to do work he doesn’t like. 'There are many thousands of different routine occupations jfor a man to choose among, and in addition are hundreds of strange specialities. Trouble is, no matter what a’ man selects as a means of earning a livelihood, it eventually becomes monotonous. Most of us are temperamental vagabonds, yearning to flit from one line of work to another. The more you study the wide assortment of ways of mak- jing money, the more you realize how much fhere is to learn ;in this world and how little of the total any man can master in a lifetime. Industry is an almost infinite labyrinth. Bach man has his corridor, and he dies without more than a vague -_—-~-- aratus has been arranged for the airplanes? janies which probably been the = = it the ae mail ae is able Ww een mails over the | Most porn | tae ae ie y EE ee eae IaUIEE Rocky Mountains during the rigors of winter, when storms | gold camps of history, Entering : | CARE OF THE CRET and cold make flying difficult and landing at places almost | the field with the rush of the stmas is a heap of trouble. ! DRAWER, CONTINUED sure death, a great step forward will have been taken in | spring of 1924, it rapidiy est the history of airplane development. SPENDING side of the lake, and Angliers, the Jupon this and he looked at me The railrods will spend 1100 million dollars in 1925, for | Canadian Pacific railway terminus,| sitiques are nice Christmas gifes, | 'tneely. . a . ‘ ; aa dy9¢ | on the Quebec side, and the various |. Ant ques are nice Christmas gifts. | iar. prescott told me,” he new equipment and improvements, in addition to the 2136 mining: distr @ scene of the [Give Your girl a petticoat. 2 millions authorized during the last two years. This gigantic program will help general prosperity. is typical of plans being made for next year in many leading industries. You can safely bank on 1925 being a boom year. The majority will simply spend more. save—and, later, sit at the top of the ladder. i In a lifetime you don't encounter many years when it’s | complished when easy to save and get ahead. the oncoming generation. chemistry. nearly a century ago. opportunity has been awaiting the right is usually the case with what we call opportunity: A prince of Siam goes through Ch bhakara. Reporters swarm to him f> *t to find a mysterious individu: stead the prince turns out to be dre< . discussing such things as « fash He’ A minority will | reach it py CHEMISTRY ‘ hundred useful products are derived from sweet pota-j ¢ toes by Dr. George W. Carver, negro professor at Tuskegee |the spring it has ta Institute. He is a wizard at agricultural chemistry. L fi pe Week From the sweet potato he produces synthetic rubber, | mining promoters, engineers, coffee, candy, ink, shoe blacking, dyes, paint, etc. : Chemistry is one of the most profitable fields open to | cheap in the Northiand, was worth: If you have a gon in doubt as to|more than mone his career, have him investigate industrial and agricultural | ,J%¢ S!"¢ OPPORTUNITY The Hamburg-American Line begins to build freighters | matic drill dismantled and stow- that will be propelled by Flettner’s “rotor masts.” The wind | ed away in various parts of its ca- |; revolves cylinders that look like smokestacks, doing away |P#cious body. An entire drum of |, with coal for fuel. A It comes to light that Flettner’s revolutionary invention | fruit and vegetables form regular is just an application of a principle discovered by Magnus | consignment, and outward bound All these years, this tremendous nair of eyes. That |made for winter tying and the re- IL name, Val-|on® does from off the very edge of They ex- the modern world into what i _In- “tt was only when the plane co:n »=t American : menced to dezcend upon w ha ' nd polities, | come to seem a huge topograp pues “ in. aia 3 ay that I caught a glimpse of a 5 going to study sanitation and public health two years tip ‘upon a lake which was com.) KWERETT TRUE BY CONDO at John Hopkins. af Imagine all this from a Siamese prince! getting dull. Romance and adventure still flare up here and , Wuebé there. But for most of-us life is increasingly cut-and-dried. | The world is ‘the New Bonanza, in the heart of ab-| Everything in this world that’s! eli as an intimate and|worth a darn is a heap of trouble. pensuble feature of i | It has operated! daily sei One great flaw in polite society is Jack that had t itween Haileybury on the Ontario|you must use the word “darn.” new gold strike was more advan-| \. = a It fee couely situated with regard to| Narcissus bulbs make a swell gift | r field in/®nd may turn out to be something | t took the | besides onions. md miner tive da = noe, It wag consiu-| How about pottery? ered that the utmost had heen |terra cotta vase al steam and|for throwing at book agi motorboat service need th) a little more than two @ A hon as comfort seaplane came along and connect | furnit e your x lization with the primordial |chair for you to sit in. n hour. — ce it commenced operating in] How about a bed for ken into the Get a 1 all one so only men a week | burglars can hide under it. down to the plant a d to telephone. 1 could only thank ‘hhim. A. shape s handy nts. © since I received the T was almost su able as its prophecy. since they were married as gold fields about 30 ! collected for me before. le lace is nice for Chris as, ept for the flaws you teil it from real machine-made prospectors, any one anxious 10 get in, to whom time usual {though I had opened Pande F1 did not want them, {ed to see a pearl j lived, T belies ion is made to undertake; yy Deon 4 ' we had as much fmoney as duties its war-time pride would tradition, for pearls had ke and sit on the eurb and eat it stand that Alice ATE tand c as a mute requ lengths of piping have been trans- ported over Terra Incognita on the wings, and a 500-pound pneu- sent y get your hair cut { s. The ki 6 works. soline has heen taken in after heart in dividing it into two parts. Fresh : Alice's If you buy} thing 1 have ever read: hootlegger now] “Deu come samples of ore for assay. Already arrangements are being vbe, a couple of weeks | into the g nent of pontoons by skids. i an experienced flier must t a thrill out of making that it for the first time, leaping as cover Christm e being: yer ding our ad- ir whiskers grow to} ies. Nature’s realm unassailed. someone you dislike get your wife} I to select a box of cigars for him. “| some good woman to take y to my room. I made no comment 3 jto say to you that he was d that if you nted him for anything you only her all the best things about me After he had gone, for the first i specter of madness began to fasten Alice had left marked with my address, I found courage to open it. what I find there, and its contents confirmed that I love you more than life i | you. Alice had left me all her pearls. Those that Karl had bought her Ol that fateful string which Karl | The moment T caw them I felt as] I never want- | in as long as T} «thoroughly in the Hare) molelediaadt) Win flaenstoot (isin oaks eee ones ot rUls| | Gheantatesne atowme eutlueowd munder: ‘or my for- jsiveness, but I knew that 1 never wear them without all the sad} : ir} events that were connected fingers through it and yum|them winding themselves about my | rat unknown, but before) gallons and gallons of it, Enough IT go T want to tell you that T love! to treat the neighbors and even some The! over to put away in jars for the rest you so much un-| of the winter. entirely different from| eae b hares (ots the ‘ © life you have Twins-Chimney-Sweep soup, for if U“d¥- Hobrews characteristics: Now, «the (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) him. He should have married you. ing up to meet us. We were in THIS CROSSING IS NO PLACE To STOP ito CET AN ABLEe BODIED PASSENCER ever Never Land. The new camp cannot be com- : WHO ARG pared to the Klondike, Canada’s, \chimney on their way down, they’. : ; He \Gid certainly ruin a whole town of impractical. The navy then col-| Business is driving the churches 13s THtat So % — |realization of what takes place outside of his own “line.” “I want him to be happy, Léslic, and my last prayer will be that some day he will find his own and be made Hgetae i tac faeces com, IN NEW YORK ha done because, dear, I am rapid- ly going mad. I know this better every day. i se Tucmge pearls, They are for the daughter rn that is to come some day to you. When she is grown will you take her somewhere where only she and you will hear and tell her all about Aunt Alice, who would have loved to see her wearing the pearls. Tell} and let your memories of me be of that joyous time before this awful itself upon me, “Darling sister, I am jus‘ ying elf, + and because of that I am leaving; ALICE.” (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS ! BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON |; THE SOUP POT Down the chimney, head first, went! Johnny Sweep, and right at his heels came Nancy and Nick, { And they almost went into a big pot of soup. ; 7 : For the house was out in the coun-| Woe betide the passing stranger who pauses in front of a clothing ‘try and there was an open firesplace Store on the lower East Side, New York. Before he knows it a shirt- as the saddest! in the kitchen with a great iron, Sleeved, persuasive clerk, whose eagle h Thockyanecomhs soup pocihinn’ | will have almost’ literally forced him <t Sister: I am going out} ied him from the store,* de. And then try and get When they made soup there were “Way without buying. New York, Dec. 18.—Uncle Sam,was in “La Juive.” Many regarded unwittingly furnishes his gobs at|his make-up the best he had ever sea with high balls. Among the| achieved. He had visited man Wolk it cimost turned out to be s#ilors the drink is known as “Pink| strange parts of the city to stud Johnay Sweewis patched rrouser-leg , Alcohol is used as a supercharge |role of Eleazar has passed on to ‘ j 5 ser-le& in torpedoes. This alcohol burns in-| Martinelli, who in turn has spent . darling, be good to Karl! hadn’t caught on the hook just in |” belles Eb ir V PA If you) must give a (present, col\when' fam gone, He is quitela\heln:| time, alll’thteat (hem) wouldjihave| wove weeceuol asic Clone theeumD Wineny, da yesin research ye) sat jone) 3 sort of a man and he deserve: : : Ae the water and by means of increased lentire afternoon on the grounds of teen in the soup—without any jok-' a. pressure causes the torpedo to|the Jewish Home for the Aged in Rice cnuitieviactaned ctheough fn aa Pet Soe ee a the Bronx studying the inmates. did ‘certainly ruin a whole town of ored pure alcohol with a pink sub- {ag well as the private mansions from Fe ee ening Tar agg stance to make it unfit for drinking.|Fifth avenue. The Church of the hig want into the seup all sight; the! The ingenius gob solved that prob: | Heavenly Rest at 45th street has | Sooties did, jlem. He makes his own still, re-|been sold to make room for a 22- Fortunately there was no one in Mdistills the liquid and gets alcohol|story -office building. The buyers) PETE Lo nia be SBMA EMRE SE BEIT Pipe ie |former sensational strike, for the SCARED jgold is copperquartz and not the Objecting to being held up, a grocer named Frank Saik- | Placer deposits to. be recovered by H E pan washing. It is not, therefore, Tey gave chase to the robber in Danville, Ill. He collapsed | a tone miner's camp, for the reco after several shots were fired at him. At the hospital, sur-|ery involves an claborate process geons found that the dripping red on his coat was not blood, |@"@ expensive machinery. i 2| We dined with the mine but soda fountain syrup from a bottle shattered by one ot |tneiy ong tables, and the « the shots. P the men who ‘stormed C This demonstrates the power of mind over matter. But | Pass and developed ugly dis it doesn’t keep men from dying after they have been shot |‘ioBs on @ persistent diet of flap-| 4 * oh ge ~ ‘ * {jacks would have popped at the; without, in the agitation of excitement, knowing it. lolitas : Gane, a Pe ity of | + {grub in sight. RADIO Sunday afternoon we pulled out} Sans ° br ne a of it, the population of the ambi-) A university education will be broadcast by radio from \tious little settlement gathering at Berlin. |the water's eake to see us jump An hour spent in the air over is still unknown Quebec and in. But there are millions who would welcome the chance to | haa Vere Peet alates S eloc i get a college education, at night, being unable to afford per- | train souih. sonal attendance. | = Radio and movies will be the greatest future education. \? + ‘| Is This Your | HUNGER i Birthday | Similar courses will become common in America later. |0' The majority, of course, wants entertainment when it listens | ¥ _ The world’s grain crops this year are 574 million bushels ;}«-———--———_—°| THURSDAY, DEC. 18.—Persons| Jess than what the people need. That means widespread hunger. |this day are usually contented to And hunger is one of the chief causes of wars. | 0 3 i Nature for the present is on the side of the militarists. |e happiness in their own homes It’s difficult to get a man or nation to fight when the |°"pymr4 moents. i There are few who aspire to be stomach is full. ‘climbers, yet many are possessed of great natural ability and person- Stir eaeagag ary menage eee ae: * ANIMAL HOSPITAL ality. Love affairs will bring much * *. . j born this day and By the will of a deceased woman in Bridgeport, Conn., rd te ngs Het ue mete acale her big house and surrounding estate will be turned into an in lite. BEE Sa cate eae oo animal hospital, as a memorial to her two pet dogs. This| Your loyalty to your friends will| represents only a fifth of her estate. The balance goes |pay you great returns in your lat- OUT OF XOUR CAR} THERE'S LOTS OF ROOM TeN, make a comfortable living and to! chiefly to relatives. ter years. Do animals have souls? If not, a lot of people are going| 4 radio tou speaker har been to be disappointed in the Hereafter. jmade frbm a seas dozing by the fire. galloped off. But she couldn’t tell | kitchen. “Ouch!” cried the Sooties in the Do fish us out.” off the top of the soup. Sooties are good swimmers. They never even get wet when they fall into the wa- ter. “There now,” said Nancy kindly. “Doesn’t that feel better,” said it certainly did, and would they mind giving them a lift up the chim- ney if they were going back. “Sure! We'll take you,” said John- ny Sweep. “Come along.’ The Twins had magic shoes and Johnny was an expert climber, so away they all went up the chimney again. Snitcher Snatch, the goblin who had pushed them down, was peeking down the chimney pot, his long nose dangling down like a limber icicle. “Watch out!” cried Johnny Sweep giving the goblin’s long nose a pull. “You'd better clear out now.” Snitcher Snatch gave a terrible yell and stamped off the roof in a rage. “Now,” said Johnny Sweep cheer- fully. “We ean get down to busi- ness. Come Nancy! Come Nick! Better wish yourselves into Tom Thumbs. We're going into a Sooty’s house and it’s pretty small. loose brick. It swung open and a little crooked Sooty stood there, telling them all to come in. 4 Gbih ‘rlgtit' te dbaibie downy" seid Then he went tap, tap, tap on al the (itchen®« justlan old tabby-cat |that safely serves his purpose. paid $2,000,000 and the church in This story was told to me by two!turn paid $1,000,000 for a plot at Tabby arched her back and then}S4ilors in port here. Ninetieth street and Fifth avenue on which a new edifice will be built. anybody what was going on in the| Shoe shines cost only five cents!The old church contains some of the in Nassau street now. One shining | au W C finest wood carvings in America. |parlor displayed a big sign announ- tee soup pot, “It's terribly hot in here.|CiMg the cut in price in order to| On Thirty-third street a barber get trade from the lunch-hour crowd.|shop displays a sign, “Manicures Nancy took up a big- ladle and| Others were forced to meet the price |free.” This attracts much trade, but skimmed all the poar little Sooties|and the good old days of “Shine or|patrons say that their bills total Polish, 5 Cents” may return toall}as much as they did when they paid ‘of New York. for manicures. fel Caruso’s last public appearance —JAMES W. DEAN. - --FABLES ON HEALTH: The crooked little black things WHAT HAPPENS TO FOOD ee | It has been said that every man’s, opens into the intestine and there is mind moves sooner or later to his|#” opening called the pyloris. stomach, And there has been coin-| At {his ight end, and close to 4 ee ie pyloris, is a muscular coating ed an adage about the “way to 4! which ts particularly strong and [esp heart” being ‘through his sto-! when food is in the stomach there mach, : are continued contractions of some A most interesting phenomenon! 20 to a second. results in this little sack, as Mr.! Each Zof these Jones learned when studying foods. It is a dilated part of the ali- mentary canal and as soon as food arrives a secretion of gastric juice is released and stomach movements begin. the intestine. First there is a slow contraction] This goes on for a period from at the left end, thrusting the food} two to four hours il over to the right. Here the stomach! is finally emptied. eau Miniptemech ; forces the food against the pyloric orifice, Thus, as digestion goes on, the food becomes softened and liquefies through the / aetion of gastric juices. Bit by bit the stomach content is emptied into he, “I caught a letter that came upTed. He lives in this house—down- the chimney this morning and hid itStaits under the roof.” in my cupboard so it would be safe, yell, HME iar canta tf7 youd I knew that bad goblin would steal it nner aid the crooked ‘Atte if 1 didn't.” fellow, handing it over. te _ “Is it-for Santa Claus?’ “asked Nick put it into ‘his pocket and Nick. ee Away they went, *“Of course!” nodded | thé little (Ta Bo Continued) Sooty man, ‘It's from a\béy' called (Copyright;-208¢,-NEA Service,’ Inc.)