The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 11, 1924, Page 4

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THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) E OF THE NATIONAL ELECTION is axiomatic that voters usually cast their ballots “omains!” and not “for.” but such is not the case in the national election. Mr. Coolidge was given a vote of confi dence. He was told the voters like his homely Yankee methods. his Vermont thrift, his simple honesty in meet- ing public questions. It was Coolidge the people voted for; it was Coolidge they voted for, and not the Republican Party. «, Coolidge not only is personally endorsed but he is given ape the Republican party to accord S commanded to be the leader of his 1) as the head of the government. There is rea- son to believe that the firm-jawed Puritan will do so. Mr. Coolidge emphasized his principles of government. lie wants to run it cheaply, to keep taxes down. He wants to make the government strong, but to prevent its inter- ‘erence into the affairs of the individual. He wants to use its power to restrict illegitimate business, but he wants to remove the fetters from honest busines: He wants to pre- serve the fundamental basis of the government. The people teld him, in the greatest popular majority ever given 2 ssident. that they want these things. It was a great day ¢ the country. The voters showed faith in Coolidge; the world will have faith in the American people. DETROIT Kresge Bldg. It LaFollette, after waiting years for what he consid- sed the psychological time to make his bid for the control » government and establishment of a new party, failed ably. His plan of public ownership and revision of the iitution were both unceremoniously cast upon the scrap ‘ ‘The Democratic party emerges the chief opposition party, and Mr. LaFollette lost the balance of power he held in the nate. Never was a leader more completely de- ted in a national election, . LaFollette will continue in the Senate his powerful ics of protest. He will be a restriction to unbridled license the taajority is tempted in that direction. He may do a useft! service in this capacity. As a national leader his star has waned. leaders. seeking comfort in the election. sey the LaFollette popular vote they place between 4,000,000 and 5,000,000 n argument for him to carry on. But compzie it with the Roosevelt vote in 1912, the only other powerful third party movement in recent years. Roosevelt received 4,216,000 votes and Eugene Debs, Socialist, got 897,011. Women did not vote then, so that the popular vote was half of 19 less, considering growth in population. Wilson’s pluratity was 2,160,194 and Coolidge’s may be 10,- 000,000 votes. Roosevelt carried six states; LaFollette one. Taft. even, carried two states to one for LaFollette. The cold figures serve to emphasize the defeat of the Third Party movement. It is an optimistic Third Party man that can find the slightest comfort in them. Thad party The tide turned even in our neighboring state of Minne- sota, Magnus Johnson was defeated. Two years ago he was thought ticketed for a long trip to Washington with little need to consider early buying of a round trip coupon. He goes back to the farm. He may ascribe his defeat to many causes. Tn passing. the price of wheat may be considered. Sen- ator Shipstead of Minnesota and other LaFollette leader: charged that the increase in the price of wheat was brought about by “Big Business” to influence the election. Foolish “Big Business.” Four days after the election is won, it let May wheat rise to a new high level in Chicago. Just throw i its money away. Perhaps Senator Shipstead now will -e that the report from Chicago is true, that it was port of poor crop prospects in Australia that boosted the price of wheat after election, and not “Big Business.” MINNESOTA’S RESULTS , Minnesota set its face strongly against state ownership at ihe polls last week. A constitutional amendment which would have authorized the Legislature to build and maintain tevminal elevators at Duluth and Minneapolis was decisively de‘ 4. The St Pau! Dispatch desclares that state social- ism in Minnesota has “been buried under a flood of adverse votes.” . The cost of North Dakota’s experiment at Grand Forks was used effectively to defeat the Minnesota proposal to Jaunch into a business that can serve no good end but merely involve the taxpayers in additional debt. This state is accumulating a debt load daily that will be felt in the years to come. If there were any defense for a state entering the ele- vator business, it is more likely to be found in the estab- lishment of terminal clevators at the head of the lakes as prow ced in the Minnesota plan. But not even the informed farmers of North Dakota can cite any benefit to them in a mili and elevator at Grand Forks. The Tribune does not see siny merit in the state going into the grain busines: either at terminals‘or at inland stations. If such ventures were successful, they serve no governmental end and tend to demoralize a business that directly contributes largely to the general prosperity of the state. EPINARD : The owner of Epinard refused $300,000 recently for his famous horse. The price amazes people. sons are made with the value of a man. But there’s only one Epinard. At 4 per cent interest, $300,000 would yield ‘an income of $12,000 a vear. Any man who makes that is “worth” as much as Epinard. ~" Multiply your year’s income by 25 and you have your actual financial worth on a 4 per cent basis. Are you guard- ig and caring for your body and mind as much as you would house or business of the same value? @ machine, ~ began to inhabit the earth. Publishers ~*How do you do,” said the white: make any man quit smoking. { lcrow. “I've been sitting up here for = | a long time. Not for fifty years have} ‘The Chinese used umbrellas 3000; I enjoyed snything as much as I did, years ago, most of which probably | Bitter compari- | friend of mine. She crow, mount. crow and! periments by scientists have | jots of mountain crows are white.: proved that the earthworm has af | But speaking of magic, did it ever nory, and men who borrow! occur to you that wisdom is worth a have not. i thousand times more than the (Copyright, 1924 view, Ing.) | magic in the world? I've got a wise — ~ ~ | head, T have, and T use it. T have a i } i} THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE THE BOYS WHO ENDED THE WAR THE SURRENDER v Can it be possible! Another Armistice Day since the last shot was fired in the World War. sands of time swallow rapidly. You can burn a forest to the ground. Comé back next year, green saplings are rising from the ashes. One gener- ation, as man measures it, and you'd never know there had been a fire. The quick |} LETTER FROM SALLY ATHERTON TO BE RICE CONTINU IMERS, D et ‘ — ) Leslie deft inte Jack here and I So with the World War. Recovery — rebuilding — were |am sure that the only communica- inevitable. They have, however, proceeded faster than even tion Mr. Prescott had from her was twhen she wired for him to send the baby on to her in care of Sara the optimistic hoped. Most of us i feared that Europe would be a desolation for years and yea . Instead, we find the de- everything: stroyed already rebuilt amazingly close to pre-war conditions. |is made up between them now for Youth is growing into manhood. The loss in man-power is MP already sent in his rapidly being replaced. if SORE MD One thing will last for generations—debt. And, with it, ie pe high taxes. Monuments to the hideous futility of war. ivertising. It is the As for the war itself, sixty Armistice Days rather than :same job Sam had with Mr. Hamil- six must pass before the world will know the real effects of 'e": > 2 1 know a great deal the conflict on white civilization. This year one thing at pie Be uae ne 4 ov the first time in my life [will least is certain—Europe is infinitely farther from a resump- C 8 all r e able to run a big dey tion of hostilities than on Nov. 11 a year ago. 1 wish and than it w rtment just is even m had it, ved my- It's very unmannerly, but true. But Bohemians? “Don't you worr; aid Mister rus 1 ask this question, Pim Pim, the brownie man, to the for of all queer places for you to Twins. “Why it wouldn't matter if settle down, the moving picture you were stuck on a mountain twiec jcapital is the queerest—if all they us high as this one. All 1 have to jsay of it be true. do is call my million brownies und j _f saw ier's latest pieture your troubles will be over.” the other d 1 want to tell 4 you how in “It's a good thing you came, that t all I've got to say,” said Nancy., ,. 4 A than the story, “Not that Nick and I couldn't get{ ‘OD*erv#tive gu estimate the! * Does Miss away if we wanted to with our magic] €hereY used by a candidate in shal-/ Perie e that sadness shoes ‘n everything, but the House-| ing hands would milk every cow) lurking in her ey That-Jack-Built would be too heavy | twice. | I would very much like to hear for us to carry. It would just stick| aay {her story -her real story—not the up here on forever.” This deldunicuntain jq|flub-dub that is written about her ‘by her press agent. She certainly cun plumb depths of emotion that | thos of floss we usually see on only just skim. You top! The largest sapphire in the w weighs ten ounces, while the largest Mister Pim Pim took a whistle out| saphead weighs more. of his pocket and blew and blew. | At that a horde of tiny men All the words used during a presi-| «The Tangle literally see the working of her mind and the throbbing of her jheart. Tell me about her. I am in- teres! Li 's friend, Ruth Ellington, is new husband, Walter Burke. It is rather strange, isn’t it, that I who seldom like women am so in- terested in these two women who do not like me. I never saw Miss Perier but once and then she glared ut me from thoseggreat eyes of hers in a way that made me think that she would like to murder me, or at least send me to some distant prison for life. Mrs. Burke never sees me if she can help it. However, I have found that my liking of people can never be reasoned out. I like them or dislike them regardless of how they t me. ADVENTURE OF Id better be Good-bye a i woman the way, Bee, did I ever talk led Mister Pim Pim 'f not a successful wif or write to you about a young man, THE TWINS I sometimes wonder, Bee, if one]a cousin of Sam's, who was uncom- n be both. monly kind to both of us when Sam BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON How are you getting along out/was recovering his eyesight?. When jhe first went back to work, this Jimmie Condon, was Sam's chap, For le he thought he was in Jlove with me, You see, f was that inevitable older woman to whom he gave the usual boy’s first-adoration. I tried, honestly I tried, te be kind to him. I wanted to, fim into something that another and younger woman might “love and be happy with, for I have always, thought that the woman a boy first falls in love with is the one who most un- erringly shapes his life. 1 do not like, however, to think this is true for I certainly do not want to be blamed for what has just happened. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) swarmed up the sides of the moun tain, making funny came. Jential election placed end to end| rexeh no conelusi | “Devils Lake noises as they and deputy of Mercer county left yesterday for McIntosh to identify can! Daddy Gander and his magic dust-| size o needle head. The ne is pan.” Virue of some uncles. “Hold on, hold on,” croaked aj — { houtse voice down the chimney. The speed of a carrier pigeon is+ “I've been watching the whole affai ) yards a minute, and that of 1 think that it is time for a back-fence ps a dozen yards an! head like mine to help you out, | hour. The Twins and Mister Pim Pim, -- i and there sitting on the! All the cigars given away during at big white ero ! presidential mpaign are cnough to the ride down the mountain. Thanks, belonged to friends: i re you magic?” asked Nick, “L never saw a white crow.” » Pm not magic d-boiled eg The wud slung durifig a can hered together would I mountains out of mole nore ed the any and I've been! heard all your trouble: i I'm going to} i tog thinking help you. and thinking. -* Thought. ea declared Mister Pim Pim.: ‘Thou shalt come to thy grave in a! ay it” {full age, like a shock of corn cometh} “Well to begin with,” the| in his season.—Job. 5:26. crow, “Mother Goose is a very Bood | ig ors ‘ es to the; The vine produces more grapes mountain top every day with heriwhen it is young, but better grapes ! broom and sweeps my nest out and ‘for wine when it is old, because its | tidies up for me. I’m going to tell juices are more perfectly concocted. ! her about everything and together!’ Bacon. i we shall hunt up Yum Yum Land | and Daddy Gander.” A i “But we're miles and miles from) REGISTERED SIRES ADDED | Yum Yum Land!” said Nick. “You'll| Two registered Aberdeen Angus! The first beauty contest began when the second woman | ‘he ereatest eaters in all the world.!lin Brothers of Menoken are the pur- never find it.” {sires were added to beef cattle “Of course we will!” the;herds in Burleigh county last week. crow. “The Yum, Yum Landers are Andess Thompson of Wing and Nor- cried You can hear the people going ‘yum'‘chasers, ‘the sales being made by E | yum’ at their ‘meals, miles away. Christensen, | And they picked up the House-| An will attain a length; Red” Captured him and bring him back for trial. That-dack-Built. on their shoulders | of 15 years while an} —— Devils Lake Red, it will be remem- though it was made of card-board | alligato: suitcase won't in a} Golden Valley, N. D., Nov. 11.~|bered, was one o fthe seven bank rob- and shouting and singing, they bore! million. ; Word was received here Sunday by |bers who confessed complicity in the it down a steep path with Nancy and | ; "State's Attorney Schwartz from the | numerous bank robberies in this ter- and Mister Pim Pim inside. ; Campaign speeches over the radic} Bankers Protective ociation of | ritory tl summer, and who escaped gently they set it on the!have boosted movie attendance evenithe capture of Devils Lake Red at|from the Stanton jail where he was gound and scamper off to their{more than salacious pictures. ! McIntosh, D.,.)and ‘the sheriff | awaiting trial, hiding holes under the ground, that} _ | , 2 led to Brownieland. | If all the men who failed to vote} y better off than|on election day were placed in one) EB WERETT TRUE BY CONDO “We're still miles; group they would criti the i th i oud and | didate elected. IN READING THAT NEwSrareRr THar's we can’t possibly take Jack's house; ae i back to him unless we can find! The brains of an ant is about the I HOPE You GATHERED SOME | wuay 1 ALC RIGHTS GATHER VP PAPER LIT! Somes | electricity. here and seems very happy with her | TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 1924 | If so, what is disease? The body is like a battery The drain on it is steady. | recharge i | \ | | energy before he dies. 'that amount. YOUR BODY IS ELECTRICITY, . By Albert Apple Scientists now assure us that all matter is nothing more than combinations of positive and negative particles of For instance (without going into complicated |technical phraseology), your body is solidified electricity. | Is it not, fundamentally, an electrical disturbance? generating current or power. In sleep, it partly recuperates or But generally the battery is “giving out,” like ‘the battery you use in your radio. Finally the radio battery is dead. So, too, the body dies, its power exhausted. Max Rubner’s theory again comes to mind. He believed: “For every pound of weight of his body at maturity, the average man produces and consumes: 362,900 calories of « Death comes when he has consumed Nothing that he can possibly do will make | his body produce more energy; and nothing can prevent his | If a way could be found to | death when that amount of energy is produced.” H Some of us burn our current up fast, and die young. recharge our bodily batteries, as we recharge a radio storage battery, the elixir of youth | would be in man’s grasp at last. If the human body is really nothing but an electrical de- ‘vice or system, disease logically is an electrical defect —a short circuit, “low batteries,” poor insulation, troubles, and so on. inductive Following this line of reasoning, you picture a future | physician who, instead of pills and tonics, might treat his ‘patients electrically ‘down in that cha _ you_with new, pep.” To a run-down person he’d say: } and I’ll start the battery-charger to fill “Sit The nerves are “wires,” through which flow mysterious currents. And what’s beyond? | power. | | New York, Nov. 11.—There is one sight New York that only the winter visitor can see. Come up the bay or across the river on a ferry between five-thirty and six in the evening. Before you lies a jewel of a million facets, a great mountain afire with a million lights. Buildings are lost in the darkness and only the lights of the windows are to be seen. All the windows in. all the buildings which compose the great man-made mountain of Manhattan are aglitter. Later in the evening the lights will be out and only bulky black, pillars of stone will stand out above the dusk-lined canyon of Broadway. The fantastic magic of light that makes ‘the drab tip of Manhattan one of the most inspifing sights in all America is: wrought by serabwomen. As soon as thp skyscrapers have been emptied of the thousands who labor in them by day, the charwo- men come to do their work. They come just as darkness come: this time of the year and so it that all,the lights are on at once. , To summer the work of the char- women is done before the sun sets and for that reason the summer visi- tor never sees New York in its most’ magnificant dress. in A subway car at three o’clock in the morning...... Half the passen- “If you would sleep well, avoid excitement before retiring.” This was a standard remedy ad- vised by the Jones family doctor, | particularly in the case of children who are prone to be restless if some exciting pastime or game has pre- ceded retirement. ‘A hot bath before retiring is also frequently beneficial for those in- clined to suffer from sleeplessness. A mustard footbath is still another uid. ‘A watch on the evening meal has Se ee i Is This Your 1 | Birthday \ ———-——_—_—_—_——_——_+ TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11-7 \ Other people are putting your ideas |into profits—you must be an actor ias well as a dreamer to succeed. With great natural capacity, you are apt to permit yourself to be lazy except in some endeavor in which vou are more than usually ‘inter- Your excellent judgmer:t in usiness affairs will avail you noth- to details. And I answered quick: FABLES ON HEALTH AIDS TO SLEEP 1 i jing unless you pay strict attention |are being turned awa: Spotty, he is my dog, and I love him a lot, He goes wheré I go, and stays right on the spot; He’s not very pretty, but awfully smart, rom Spotty, my doggie I never will part. One day Daddy said to me: If the stork brought a brother “They are mot: Thanks, Spotty and we get Gone inichte eee The theory has often been ad- | vanced, that electricity is not power, but rather a carrier of gers asleep, yet ull seem to awake in time to get off at their stations,... A grimy toiler of the night embar- rassed because a young lady in beau- tiful evening dress has gone to sleep against his shoulder. The escort of the young lady is asleep with his _ chin on his chest....A young baby asleep in its mother’s arms. And the mother’s aslecp, too.....Four young nabobs inspired to song by the stuff they-ve been drinking. The noise they make is terrible, but they think it’s headline stuff——A drunken bum stretched out full length on the seat, so filthy nobody will sit or stand near him——Three tired girls re- turning home from a dance, unes- corted and refusing to flirt with the bibulous songsters....When will all these people get up? And how will they be able to do a day’s work on the morrow? An Indian medicine show visited the Bronx. Business was poor for several days. Then the Indians hired a little Jewish boy and told him all about the herb medicines they handled. At night the boy stands under the gasoline flares and tells the Bronx- ites about the wonderful cures ef- fected by the herbs, while the Indian braves stand by, silently. Business is much better now. The boy speaks Yiddish fluently. —JAMES W. DEAN. been recommended by some doctors. They advise that the meal be meat- less, or nearly so, and, in any event that it be a light one. Eliminati: of tea and coffee at night also has been ddvised. Sleeping out of doors has been found an aid to sleep by many, and such a simple thing as removing some of the coverings has been found beneficial. A main thing to remember is not to worry about it, if wakeful, for this merely irritates the condition. You have the ability to. make self quite fascinating sociaily. are always happy, carefree and easy—but you do not concentrate enough on what you can and should do. You will succeed in what you reai- ly try. PRODUCTION 300 TONS Zap, N. D., Nov. 11.—Coal produe- tion at Ahe Lucky Strike mine is increasing daily and has now reach- ed a figure of 300 tons per day. Plenty of help is ‘available and men A force of 63 is now employed. SPOTTY (Florence Borner) Why, one-time a fellow lots bigger than I, Sneaked up and intended to steal all my pie; And Spotty just grabbed him, it sure made me laugh, "Cause he just went a bellering off like a calf. | And once an ola! tramp came, and scared me so hard, } He just came a sneaking right up in the yard; And Spotty just grabbed him as quick as a wink, And chewed him up good, ‘most before he could think. Sometimes 1 dress Spotty up just like a clown,: And play we're a circus like what comes to town; If I dresg up the Tom cat, he ‘most has a fit, But ‘Spotty's a dog, and don’t mind it a bit. Sometimes Mamma gives us some cookies, and stuff, And she says boys and dogs never co get enough; . Spotty sits in a chair, never lets out a whine, And acts better than children do most of the time. “What would you do, or sister to you' ‘ + 1 ' ae We tet ye een — oe - - =