The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, October 22, 1924, Page 4

eee es i es ae ‘ : is went.” | “PAGE FOUR ' THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. _ Editorial Review Comments column may the opinion of The reproduced in this or may not express ‘ribune. They BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. -__-_-_Publishers | 3 cscneet"tarl Soi ls Foreign Representatives Seing alecussed in the prose Of G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY aes | CHICAGO a “ i i if DETROIT PERFECT TOWN FUND | Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. i PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH (Stanley Walker in New York SEAT MOMS 2 2 cee Fifth Ave. Bldg-| , ;, ihepertedt iowae, vel there | is nothing mythical about it; you may find it nestling among the | hills less than two hours’ ride ; fom Jersey City—that i care enough for perf MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise entitled in this paper and also the local news pub- 4 i e rie rai road. This town lished herein. Ieo ne ec: Uist | fled after | All rights of republication of special dispatches herein|: : F anger stay | are also reserved. Q ' ispe: te MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | gees GAL sen movniteee nti | ‘SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCB x00), of chitven shouted and Daily by carrier, per year. ‘ B0GDGou first day in the per’ect town I was | - $7.20 7. stretched out on a broad veranda | when I saw a group of children | coming up the street. Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck) . OL OOD Vaily by mail per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota. THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPEK (Established 1873) hen one of the younger aa $$ nes shricked. Ledlam seemed " e ; ‘ iwinent. ut one of the older = _ THAT REPUBLICA TARIFF hildren caushi the refractory one. ! evser Governor Frank O. Lowden of Illinois discussed | and said ely: Mr. Lowden showed that the Democratic tariff policy is fe PRACTICAL CITIZENSHIP blican protective tariff principle in his Bismarck | | Spt up! i re lg the To wT G are 5 ee Fog an is trying to rest? He humorously apologized because the tariff is an ""\Wien I offered the children a/ e but when he had finished discussing it every North spoke up: i ate. - “I'm sorry, sir, but we never he Republican tariff princi; he explained, is a tariff ee ony et oe ee | will. protect Americans agaist a lower standard of, That was enough for one day. I passed the afternoon and evening ; st Republicin tariff law provided for a Tariff Commission $omewhat dazed. | The next morn d gave powers to the President, permitting the tariff to My host discovered a slight leak be raised or lowered, so that the duties will be based on that | in the kitchen ‘plumbing and call- | ‘ed the local plumber. abroad i | a : ; . . was there, fully equipped for the The farmer is told that he sells in a foreign market and task. He set to work with such in- | I a protective market. Mr. Lowden exploded this half! tensity that the leak was renaired | ‘ : <"\Then this d : iti fers market, on a world price level, but his surplus is) gaia: Hen Uenover ot tradition on’y @ small part of his total production. He used dairy! “No charges for that. It was products as an example, being a practical dairyman and aa Ay ne neni | you have a big job to co. A 5 4 4 After such a spectacle it seemed present duty on the importation of butter is eight cents a! foolish to eenecuanore: T was Bre! | pound. In spite of this increase from the Democratic tariff | pared to accept the plumber as a of two and one-half cents a pound, at times Denmark and jfTeak. Yet that afternoon another “I got to worrying about that they have broken the market, to the consequent loss of the} screen 1 put in last week,” he ‘y farmer of North Dakota and other states. The dairy|to my host. “It didn’t quite fit. ociation of which Mr. Lowden is head now seeks to have] ¢,.00" down a bit.” ’ I c I was likewise not prepared for commission is created before whom the dairy farmers can} what happened the next day. My plead their cz h called the cashier of the loca! .. ‘bank, who lived up the street a not revenue only, as the party once declared, but 1S little way. r partial protection, with the products of southern gtates, “oO being protected the most. He did not mention Mr. LaFoll- ae aay coaeeecull you's ¥ a : S a 7 dred dollars? Ah—that's fine! publicin policy of tariff protection. A score of years ago, Mr. Lowden pointed out, importa- | | The next per caught ang an ‘ ane at @ 4 ./even more so jolt. here is an} tion c. food products was virtually unknown. Now Argen- aldkGernan wWomanulnetiiaiertect Denmark sends butter, South Africa also competes, other|She makes a living by her baking nations seek to unload their farm products in this country. | — 3nd ene mtas mevent cuilenen’ (a The foreign producers have the benefits of cheap labor, cheap | ¢ Or ay host andattomcesm iad)! land and a lower standard of living. The farmers need pro-i woman sent her little girl to de- tection. And the Republican tariff principle is the only prin- | liver it. The price-was 50 cents ciple of tariff making that offers the American farmer the! An hour later the little girl arrived ‘ , : “Mother said to bring you this mistakes have been made, doubtless the tariff law is at fault cake, too,” she explained. “You in some instances. But he also impressed upon his auditors; might like it better than the other 4 : When my host insisted on pay- publican policy. ing for ‘it 'the Mttle gile said scornfully: “Why, of course not. Many bodies in North Dakota have joined in the effort gre Raed fi pater rae to persuade ail citizens eligible to cast their ballots on No-' we shall ‘see the end of all this s 2 worthy effort. Statistics have disclosed that for each peer hatediand elerance and ae 100 voters wh a hi Is the J ere 3 in marched up to 60 voters who went to the polls in the June primary ,@ quiet farm in the hills and held No.th Dakota 88 failed to perform their functions as, : h handful of pennies, one of tnem | D.ketan could appreciate that the principle means some- ents or when we work for it.’ | abrozd. To make this principle more effective the ing another shock was provided. fine line of difference in cost of production at home and I i i In fifteen minutes the plumber truth. As he showed, the farmer does sell his surplus in a, i 8" astonishingly short time. trifling. Pay me some time when! head of the greatest dairy organization in the country. The o‘her countries have sent so much butter to America that | “Oy Tar # carpenter, anpeared If you don’t mind I'll plane the iff increased, and under the Republican law a tariff host went to the telephone and “On your way home this even- ette. but his cohorts are well known antagonists of the Re- Thank you so much.” tina sends wheat and cattle, Australia sends sheep and wool,| town who bakes marvelous cakes. ordere’ 2 ‘chocolate cake. The 5 * with another package. protection he needs. Mr. Lowden pointed out that doubtless iene Marat that the only clear, sound policy in this respect is the Re- °"< It’s a gift cake.” 4. The slogan is “Vote as you please — but vote.”’! neighborly stuff. Here we shall ceremonies, after which the mem- ens. bers disrobed and returned to i dt nt oe ines Tanate q; town. Several of them purchased entire nation has prided itself on majority rule. _ | cigars from the local dealer, a a . as on any change in government which | Jew. aid bring to this country the continental bloc system) The taxi driver who took me to h makes for minority rule. Yet the last President of: ine erations provided the final ane 3 chante ‘ouch. ve him 50 cents. the United States was elected by a minority of the voters. : canted ona and aie me . Nominces for important North Dakota offices in the June; cime. prmary were made by minority rule. Unless citizens elig-) “The fare was only 40 cents,” he ible to participate in elections do so, the country fails to | Seplelued: THOT ete Ger have a government of and by the people. lof this perfect town. You might The message is being sent to thousands of citizens in go out there and spoil it. North Dakota. The same program is being carried out ini ens othcr states in the Union. The effort is non-political. No; one can prédict what movement, what candidates or what’ party would gain if a 100 per cent vote would be cast. But, leading citizens know that the nation must lose if it is gov- | erncd by a minority of the people. | PRUSSIAN | “The first thing to do,” said A 5 «| Daddy Gand he and the Twins The same old story comes again—“Germany arming big rode Meraae theedalicthe ake on Bic foree fast, is French warning.” Nollet, French War Min-! magic dust-pan, “is to go to the ister, says Germany is training troops, making munitions | top a the highest tearing in the | and will soon have an army as formidable as she had in 1914. : oer" cverything, It_ shoul deen ene Which is probably true. But the next big war, if any, | ‘Wili not be fought primarily with drilled troops and firearms. | ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON | — mite of trouble for us to see the House That Jack Built.” | The chief weapon will be disease germs, followed by such , What's . sha:t | by what ad pleasant things as “death rays,” poison gas and crewless you say?” ' It was the tin rooster on the barn that wad speaking, much to their surprise. The rooster was speaking —not the barn! “What did you say about the House That Jack Built? I heard you | say something out of my tin ear.” Daddy Gander stopped his magic dust-pan then and there and told the tin rooster all about it. | “Stupids!” said the tin rooster whirling about to north, then to east, then to south, then to west in kis excitement. The right person to ask is my cousin The-Cock-That- Cromwedpin-the-Morn. ‘Go and ask him at once. He rules the varn- yard below. He ought: to know all ‘about it. Because he woke the Priest-All-Shaven-and-Shorn’—’ “Who married the Man-All-Tat- tered-and-Torn to the Maiden-All- Forlorn,” said Nancy. “Of course—of course,” crowed the tin rooster turning south then east and then north again. “I see you know all about it. If the Roos- ter-That-Crowed-in-the-Morn can radio-planes. ne The real menace is German laboratories, not munitions | factories and troops. UP An airplane for war purposes, flying 157 miles an hour with full military load, carrying two men with bombs and | guns. Two hundred of these have been made for France. Opslers have been placed for 200 others, more powerful. and ‘aster. France is determined to rule the air. She fears a Ger- “man come-back, and with good reason. It is easier to talk brotherly love when you are at a distance than when you live next to a neighbor with whom you -have been fighting j ‘for nearly 1000 years. ‘ i The wife who doesn’t do a great deal of kissing is the _one_ who keeps the buttons sewed on. © ’ Too many young men who long to make a killing begin on time. 2 WAND wy Wnts S ge COME ON \ Wy Why shouldn't a newly-marricd cou- | ple like a nice new house like the one that Jack built? Especially as, they are so poor!” i se,” said Daddy Gan- “Common der sound! S advice! | Tv k you, Tin Rooster. Giddap!” d to his magie dust-pan. The magic dus left the barn- rcof and floated down to the barn- yard. Where is the Cock-That-Crowed- ; in-the-Morn?” asked Daddy Gander | of all the chickens and ducks and! turkeys and geese. “We have some: thing very special to ask.” gone!” ercied Higgledy Pig- . “He and the Cow-With-the- | Crumpled-Horn are both gone. And the Dog-That-Worried-the-Cat is | gone and the cat, too, and if you! ask me I might say that even the{ rat is gone a ” “What rat?” said Nick. “The Rat-That-Ate-tne-Malt-That- in - the-Hor That-Jack-Built,” said Higgledy, Piggled: “Well, well, well,” said Daddy Gander. “It’s all as clear as P. Q. R. The Man and the Maid got married. And they have set up housekeeping in the House-''hat- Jack-Built and taken part of the! barnyard with them.” i “Mind you, I'm not just saying so,” said Higzledy Piggledy. “I'm just guessing so. But it looks like common sense to m “We'll go to the highest moun- tain,” sa'd Daddy Gander again. ‘Then we can get a view of the sorld and see where the lost house ig Come on, children. And Daddy Gan... and the Twins hopped on the magic dust-pan and flew away. (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service ine.) Anybody can solve our problems but few get the right answers. If music is the language of love} the saxophone player hates every- body. is a man who expects nging mud. A politici to clean up Women don’t play ball because the players are too far apart to talk. The hard. head of the transgressor is Our objection to a cut-rate barber shop is the rate is usually about two cuts per minute. Qne interior decorator who never goes broke is the dentist. If people were as bad as some peo- ple think, there would be a big short- age of angels in heaven. The seat of our government is al- ways being kickeq about. Love laughs locksmiths, a but only grins at a bill collector. WEDNESDAY, OCT. 22.—A heart has led many a person. to love and success, and others to deep depths of despair. So those whose birthdays fall on this date must keep a close watch on their heart or it will lead them into serious difficulties. Your life is destined to be romantic and charm- ing, with much excitement and ups UL FRECKLED GoU Duss WINS EE ==] BRING Yo PAPPY DE DNIDENS ? (1! NO aN ARE NU BUSINESS BEFORE PLEASURE. \ SE \ aA AN T.Rewalheas, : The Tangle LETTER FROM LESLIE _PRES- COIT TO THE GAY LITTLE CARE OF THE TINUED I, too, kept vigil all ‘the long night, Littie Marquise, but strange i m, it was not with my with Memory. At my im Memory brought to me vill the beautiful things that had been in Johns life and mine, and 1 felt when I opened the door and went in to my mofher as the dawn broke, that we both had refreshed our souls and were ready to greet the new morning” with fortitude. I was quite sure of this as I looked at my mother for upon er face was a glory of acceptance that I had never seen on it before. 1 knew by some mystie process she had sifted out all the travail of her soul, all the inev‘table protest against that great Law. My mother seemed to have reach- ed a spiritual understanding of “those deep things of God which made clear to her the reason and the right of that Law. When I put my arm about her, she turned to me a face of sugh trensfigured, tragic beauty, that L was awed. te her soul in the long, solemn hours of the night. Some comfort had been given her. She had from somewhere found the strength to say: “Thy will be done!” Slowly my mother turned back to the bed, and bending down, placed her lips on the marble forehead of my father. I saw her lips move and thought I heard: “Until we meet again.” But whether it was in my imagination the words were Something had happened | Iczve that message with the silent form lying there so sold and still I shall never know. This I do know, hcwever: In that moment, my mother took leave of my father, From that time™on she looked upon all the sorrowing turmoil, all the barbaric ceremonial with. which we surround our dead, as something quite apart from her and from him. She did tranquilly all that was ex- pected of her to dg. She took up her life at that moment without my futher to whom she had said fare- well. She tfied to calm the noisy grief and stil noisier criticism otf effairs which Alice brought into the: heme. She depended upon Jack and me with sweet deference; and she weclomed everthing which Sarl did for her with sincerest appreciation. As I have watched her all through these trying times before the fun- eral I have marveled at how much the heart may bear and yet not break. Karl’s and Alice’s telegrams were like them. Alice’s held a covert re- proof that no one stopped to ‘¢on- sider her feelings before all else. Karl’s was unselfish kindness per- scnified. It was like him, and 1 knew however much my mother would depend upon John for ‘ma- terial things it was to Kath she weuld go for spiritual comfort and sincere sympathy, I do not quite understand the change in Alice, Little Marquise. At the time of my marriage she, was not as selfish and arrogant as she is now, but ever since @he went ubroad she has seemed to feel that she has become not only quite the most important person in our fam- ily, but on& of the most important young. women in America. fermed or wether she really did j (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) FABLES ON HEALTH: IN YOUR OFFICE Taking mid-day rests and simple exercises was a thing that stumped Mr.,Jones and hits most other-peo- ple. But a few minutes should be stolen from every workday for relaxation or relaxing exercises. Thus, though a man be sitting at his office or desk tadle, he still can take a few minutes off and perform his relaxing stunts right there and then. e from your office chair and take a leisurely pose. Droop limp- ly, relaxing at the waist, then at the knees, then drooping the head. Drop limply as possibly to the floor —betfer get a rug for this one. Lie quiet for a few seconds and then rise to your feet, remaining as limp as possible. Swing arms heck ‘and forth at the side, keeping them loose, Try this half » dozen times. People’“who do a great deal of walking or standing might try sit- ting down or lying down for sever- al minutes! with eyes closed and bedy relaxed. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) There are areas of land suitable for cotton production in British East Africa that are twice as great as the'cotton lands of the United States. American lawyers visiting Brase nose College, Oxford, recently, paid a small debt incurred by George Washington’s great-great grand- father in 1633. and downs. Energetic and enthusiastic, those who were born this dgy must keep a healthy body to house an active mind. The stage holds an allurement for tell you something about Mister and Mrs, Tattered-and-Torn, the chances are that the mystery will: be solved. In a few days you can say to the ice man “Them days eee * = : 3 many, and success is.there for tho: deavor, who wish to work hard in this én-]/ Sl SEADOO VRE P CR TEE RH AES TERE J WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1924 The “liquids” include the {almost entirely water. ¢ars several miles long. market basket, is apt to claim foods—helping them make up Now we have stil? another others. delicious fruit. So on. war. er. we do need more flour in our New York, Oct. 22—A night in a Greek cabaret. The New Cosmos in the center of the Grecian commun- ity. which fringes Eighth avenue. On a small stage four girls sit stiffly in stiff-backed chairs. Three of them with thick features, thick black hair, clumsy, fat, greasy bodies. negroid in aspect. The other slim, blond, graceful—like a girl on a magazine covet. In the ‘corner a cymbalom, played by a squatty, thick-museled wrestler with a face like a gargoyle. A clari- net player, aged before his time, his face pale as a mask of death. Gaudy paintings and trappings in hideous combination of colors. Men sitting about wire-legged tables, all wearing their caps and hats. The music starts in a mad frenzy. The girls beat tambourines, The cymbalom player throws back his head and. bays, like a hound at the moon, He splutters and spits and twists his features into imbecilic grimaces. Two young fellows arise from a table. They toss a dollar bill to the cymbalom player and he shuts up, beginning to play in a new frenzy. They beckon to two of the fat girls who come down to dance. The men take handkerchiefs from their pockets and twist one end about their forefingers, The girls hold the other end. They walk about a small dancing space. They follow no pat- tern of steps. They walk, walk, walk. The man follows the girl at two paces. They reverse and the girl fol- lows the man. Their steps seem to be entirely independent of the tempo of the music. The cymbalom player and the clarinetist grow weak. The gargoyle face opens to emit his crazy sounds. One of the dancers throws him an- other dollar bill. It passes along to stuffs it into a cigar box. The vol- ume of music increases again, Again the same old steps. It is very much like the childish game of ring-around-the-rosy—only not so pretty. The dancers stop. A waiter hands them demi-tasses of mastigo, a sweet- ish drink of anisette. He points out the patrons who have bought it. The _WHAT YOU EAT IN A YEAR By Albert Apple part of all vegetables and meats. certainly are going to eat less of something else. helps one branch of farming by increasing demand also in- jures other branches by decreasing their sales. We can eat just so much—1400 pounds of solids a year and about the same amount of liquids. If you have just an average appetite, every year you eat 1400 pounds of solid food and almost as much liquids. water that forms a natural Celery, for instance, is In a lifetime you eat enough food to fill a train of freight So estimates a scientist. Mother, who carries the heavy the estimate is too low. There was a time when people ate what they could get. In primitive days food was largely a matter of chance. The iprowler in the jungle or forest might kill a wild turkey one day and a cave bear the next. He might find berries, again it would be roots or leaves. There was no telling in advance what the day would bring forth in the matter of food. In time, man learned to domesticate animals and culti- vate the soil. The element of chance grew less. Diet became more certain. He could grow the things he liked best. Then men began to specialize. Food raising was left to a definite part of the population. Families had a wider choice. ‘They could buy what they preferred—and get variety. Came the age of advertising. Publicity has been applied strenuously to foodstuffs, inducing people to buy certain their minds instead of leaving the choice entirely to the eater. method—propaganda to entice people into using certain specific foods in preference to Thus the raisin growers unite in an advertising campaign to increase their sales by educating people to a knowledge that they need iron, found in raisins. Orange growers do the same, playing up the vitamines that bring health with this In the long run, however, these propaganda campaigns tend to counteract and neutralize each other. For instance, the American people’s bread eating is a fifth below normal, as a result of food conditions during the. We are urged to eat more bread, to help the wheat grow- While, admittedly, it would help the wheat grower and diet, if we eat more bread we What dancers nod to those who treat them and toss off the drink. Another dollar to the musicians. More music. More dancing. © More drinks. Thus it goes for an hour. The girls tire and return to their tambourines, The men waddle about, drunkenly, foolishly. Two other young blades arise and join them. One is slim. His hair is jet black, greasy and eight inches long. They all hold handkerchiefs. All remove their coats, Two have their sleeves caught with bright blue garters. The long-haired youth is the cracker on the whip. He swirls to the floor, like a whirling dervish, swiveling on the handkerchief held by one of the others. He springs like an acrobat on the stage, but his motions are not in rhythm to the music. On they go, drinks, crazy yelps from the cymbalom player, dollars tossed to the musicians till the cigar box is stuffed. The audience seems the big fat lady on the end and she] 9 ‘apathetic. Only the drunken dancers are having a good time. The girls with ankles and torsoes like the Colossus of Rhodes remain impassive. When they dance their interest in their partners is entirel; impersonal. There is no contact of bodies, no insinuating motions. No moralist could find fault with the dancing except for the heavy toll the dancers pay for their fiddling. Art? The classics of Greece? An- cient worship of perfect form? The gods have crashed from Olym- pus, Pan and Terpsihore and Apo!!o have rolled to the foot of Parnassus. —James W. Dean. ——__.. -———© | AThought . | o——_-. A man that flattereth his neighbor spreadeth a net for his feet.—Prov. Flatterers are the worst kind oY enemies.—Tacitus. GYPSY GIRDLES Gypsy girdles of very bright silk or of black satin embroidered in brilliant colors are held together in front by ornaments and the ends al- lowed to fall to the hemline. THE EXILE’S RETURN Mother, dear Mother, for thee I am yearning, Sadly I sigh for one glimpse of thy face, Soon to my home will my footsteps be turnin; Gindly to rest in that dearly loved ere ‘Long years have passed since the day that af When I determined .my fortune to seek, we parted Sailed away and left thee broken-hearted, Tears told the story thy lips could not speak. Mother, dear Mother, as I read thy letter, Quaint, homely phrases writ down there I see, But though they shone with an eminent luster, Those words could be none the dearer to me; i Sad was the day that 1 left home and Mother, Scorning to heed, for my eyes were so blind, . They would not see there could ne'er be another, One-half so dear as the friend left behind. Mother, wear Mother, each night in my dreaming, Thy face I see, and thy two blue eyes shine, RL Like to the stars in the dark heavens gleaming, Burning with rapture they gaze into mine; Then, as I hasten with joy to caress thee, How my heart thrills in its pulsings of glee— ly I find that my mother has left me, Faded away like a mirage at sea, ‘Mother, dear Mother, art thou thinking of me? Dost thou still long tor my presence again? But, well I know thou forever wilt love me, Hoping sti) kind Father whose lon when hope {ASM OTMe that my) bark shall } d seemed all in vain; gentle hand guides me, ‘ Teach And if no evil, on land doth tate, acca Soon shall thy. exilexbe with thee once —Florence more. .. vy _ ae ge 4