The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 26, 1924, Page 4

1 1 4 3 aa * “at PBS des? SATURDAY, APRIL 26, 1924 PAGE FOUR -- (THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ~*~ THE z GARDEN SCHED THE BISMARCK t RIBUNET eprromiat REVIEW About This Time of the Year Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D)., as Second Class Tee ae ——- —— Dune. They BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - - Publishers | 4 pe ibetn oties | important Foreign Representatives Ged | G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | CHICAGO - ‘~ - + = DETROIT ue IMMENSE IMPORTANCE OF | _Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. THE NEW ALIEN LAW | ‘PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH | fas eukeR Sat Gor ce NEW YORK 2 = 3 z Fifth Ave. Bldg. |). 36° now declared their present | + i ati licy. That icy | MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS excludes all Astatics, It diserita-| The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or ae again, southera ard eastern | republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not} European nations. and it favors 3 ee oe ach CARROTS—Plant 1-2 inch “decp; lished herein. policy is as vital an act fs the rec- | beets which should be planted at in-| about 2 inches apart. About 60 feet All rights of republication of special dispatches herein |ord’ of this congressional session | tervals throughout the season in or-| required for family of 4. are also reserved. will disclose. It is as important | der to insure a continuous supply. RADISHES—Plant 1-2 ingh deep; as would adoption of the en- | ae do At set in the open Me rows 12.to 18 inches apart; plants 1 1 og y tire Mellon plan. Vital as Secre- | tables..such as peppers, _ SUBBED), inch or more apart, About 30 te e sperity he ni iy a SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE — | tates, we doubt whether they are cause these varieties thrive best in| CVerY 10 days. Daily by carrier, per year........... as aewe os . $7.20 | more vital to the permanent wel- | hot or fairly warm weather. PARSNIPS—Plant 1-4 to 1-2 inch Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)............... 7.20|% a oe ee than this 2 per! Snap beans can be planted as many a be pa Raia Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).... 5.00|°* teas fs Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota..... 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) AMERICAN SLAVERY Are Americans free men or slaves Hay, the British novelist. “The way your taxicab dri The latter, says Ian | 3 , box office men, coat room attendants and waiters bully you Americans, and the way you lie down under it. imply amazing. Of course, I don’t mean to say that democracy isn’t all right, if you go in for that sort of thing; but what I do say is that democracy is a bit off color if it means that the upper classes and the middle | classes have to be awfully civil and nice, and then be bullied | and insulted! | “It’s slavery, that’s what it is, slavery of the best and | There have been the histor: |tion regulations: First, arred all Asiatics ex- | [cept Japanese | | Second, we negotiated a Gentle- | |men's Agreement to bar Japanese laborers; but this agreement prov- ffectual, i Third, we limited immigration | from each non-Asiatic country to per cent of that country’s nationals | four steps in| of America’s immigra present in the United States in 1919. | Fourth, we now discriminate TON among non-Asiatic countries, giv- HE'S Ji ing a preference to those countries } | Whose nationals lave proved them selves the most capable of adjus!- jing themselves to the Amer scheme of thin What we are moving to 8, rds i highest elements in the country.” He bases his judgment mainly on his observations in | New York City. The evil is at its worst there, as every sitor knows; but it exists in every other large city and some of the small one It is always noticeable at resorts | much frequented by traveler It is found to a distressing degree on railroads and in theaters Just why Americans engaged in personal public service of any kind should feel themselves obliged to lord it over their patrons, and why the patrons should stand being lorded | over, are mysteries too deep for foreigners. Abroad, it is generally considered that a servitor has a special obligation | ‘to be decent to those whom he serves. There is nothing | about that attitude inconsistent with democracy. As an indignant French tourist once remarked, when treated rudely by a railroad conductor: | “Being courteous is metely a part of that man’s job. It is all right for him to feel himself ‘as good as I am,’ and perhaps he is. But if I were in his place and he in mine, I would answer questions courteously.” " Laas i | -WHEN WE SEE BY RADIO t Old P. T. Barnum must have turned over in his grave the | other night when a dress rehearsal of one of the big circuses | was’ broadcast by radio. Not that the show wasn’t any good. ' ‘The circus itself was as good as ever — they average about the :ame, year after year. But the broadcasting was disappointing, for the very simple reason that the circus is an “eye show.” It appeals by glitter and swift movement and rapid changes. We never realized how little there is in a circus, appealing to the ear, until we picked it up by radio. Hearing a circus that you can’t see is like eating a meal without a sense of smell. Women’s voices do not brow cast as clearly and appea!- ingly as men’s. Probably this is because a considerable part of the charm of a woman’s voice is in seeing the singer. Her looks and her voice may be charming individually and separ- ately, but we are accustomed to a blended harmony of the two. When the singer is invisible and her voice suffering by mechanical reproduction, something is lacking, Maybe this is also true of male voices. But the audience is not accustomed to enjoy the personal beauty of male singers as a necessary Siamese Twin of their vocal work. So ampging tion is not strained when listening to male voices by radio. The appeal of singing, acting and other theatricals is two ways —by eye and by ear. When there is an intellectual as well as an emotional appeal, there’s apt to be scant audience. The appeal to the eye is several times more vital than the | appeal to the ear. This has been demonstrated by the suce of the silent form of entertainment, movies, though even in this field the effect is enriched by skillful orchestral aid. But radio, now appealing strictly to the ear, faces a more difficult problem. Radio wil! not be all-round satisfactory until the radio bug is able to see as well as hear the enter- tainers. The inventors are hot on the trail now. It probably will not be many years until the radio bug will have an attach- ment by which he will see what he is hearing. Radio has eliminated space as far as hearing is concerned, and the chances are that it will also eliminate distance in the matter of eyesight. A fascinating prospect, even for the doubters. — By | Albert Apple. ' jas & process conducted inj oth lands by American officials Under that system, each appli- | grants before @®90, and against the u system under which shall) we regulate the amount of our immi- gration by our industrial needs and | the quality of our immigration by | ftin __ Sf eireeyerces. * FIGURE OUT WHERE ST TRYING To ppli- | cant would be judged as an indi- vidual. The establishment of such | a system been prevented by two| ADVENTURE OF |} groups within the United || BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON |j ee! As pow the next best thing, we are| The next place the Twins went to} making a broad discrimination | jn Once-Upon-a-Time Land w: the; vor of the countries whose na-| castle of King Midas of the Golden S were our principal immi-| Touch. The little automobile bore th = countries whose nationals have |three travelers past. seven vineyards | EDITOR SEEMS TO BE GETTING been our principal immigrants! and seven orchards and pretty soon; ||. OLD te since 189 i |sheyieane-tolthestamous eases While the banks are asking us to This is a rough, rule-of-thumb! “The castle was on top of a high|<#¥e money, we think they are over- method, justified by two main mountain and the only way one|!00king one good argument, So, at fa \ risk of having Benjamin Frank- ey eae Z | could get to it was by a narrow stone | the First, the radical peso On| stairway cut! out of therock. li the whole, is stronger in southern “My goodness!” panted _ Nancy | and eastern Europe than in north-| wien’ she reached the top, “I'd hate | western Europe. : : lee : _|to live up here, If I had to limb ere ena uamigrante etcom |these steps every time I did an er-| che witale, aroved arocadl rand for mother, there wouldn't be} ly adjustable than immi-|@"¥thing left of me. ; , “I don’t think much of it myself,” | ‘ants from northwestern Europe. . ‘ ? This is our rule-of-thumb meth. |#dded Mister Muggs, shaking his od." It may be objected that one or | !e8s ont at a time to get the cramps s ghost make faces at us, we will try tagheln the banks. “Sa¥@ for a rainy day” is the com- mon slogan, to which the answering wise crack is, “All some people save for a rainy Way is rheumatism. We beg to advance the following: Your days are numbered. Let us help you save the day. If you can't save a whole day, save a few hours’ pay, or a few minutes. Then when two of the nations within the un-/ °Ut. A ..,| Your days are no longer ‘useful you fovored group stand on a par with! | “Sh-h-h otlspered 1k w6 Meng | will have what time you have saved. ,the nations within the favored | Close Tease don't talk so loud.) “Vague but true. far as the quality of their | His highness might hear you and it tion to concerned,| Would make him hopping mad, Come But that is -omparison | into this summer house and I'll tell which Congress is making. you a secret.” : 4 Congress is comparing one group,|_ S Noney and Nick ang Miter or the whole, with the other group,| Muggs wentyinto the little summer on the whole. And such a roygh| house, and there sat a funny fellow comparison and the resultant rough | With bells all over him, adding up discrimination will have sums. “How do you do?” he said, bowing until all his bells jingled. “I.am Hop- Skip-and-Jump, the court jester. It’s my job to make the king laugh. It Iso my duty to keep trouble away from the king. That's why I GARDEN HINTS Buy vegetables at the store. Hide them in the garden like Easter eggs and claim they grew there. CHURCH NOTES The Christian religion has about 500,000,000 followers, the majority of which lag behind. FINANCES % Many men have so much to their credit they can’t pay. ANIMAL NEWS If curiosity killed a cat many peo- ple, trying to sleep at night, would Much has been said agains present Congress, and wi done a bit of the saying Congress | little. | has talked much ‘and done see all visitors first. Please sit! like to have some of it. Its tendency has been to defeat the | down.” cio ee UBICEN DIES os Mellon plan. Its tendency has; “I saw you coming miles away,”| | This “Ain't Going to Rain No been toward opportunistic and|said Hop-Skip-and-Jump. “I was| More” song is fine for singing on sdical legislation. But this canj looking out of my window. I can| Picnics, now be said for Congress: that at|see around the world from here. So AUTO. HELES last it has responded to the will of/1 always know when visitors are| Do not shift your gears forward the American people and has/coming, Will you do as I tell you?”|When you mean just the reverse. lopted an immigration policy) “Certainly,” said Mister Muggs. ADVERTISING |which will tend ¢oexclude foreign) “All right, ther” said Hop-Skip-| Earn while you sleep. Learn to radicals and to permit, the United | and-Jump, “Take off your gold|be # plumber's helper. All you, have to do is sit around while the! plumber goes back for his tools. EVERETT TRUE States to become a truly united nation.—Chieago Journal of Com- merce. rings and gold watches and gold pins and everything that is gold about you. King Midas has a conniption fit if he sees so much as a gold tooth. It is one word he can’t bear. Gold! That's why I add up the accounts out here, because he can’t even think of money.” “Why?” asked Nick curiously, “Weil, once upon a time hing Midas was poor. But a kind fairy said she would grant him one wish. THE FOLLY OF IT! The immigration bill agreed up- on ‘by the senate carries the same quota provision as the house bill that each foreign nation’s quota shall be two per cent of the num- Citce THAT. THIS IS ANd? t — CISTS — AND THE WHOLE! Day Ha VE HAD TO GET OFF MY TIRED FEET, TRYING TO SAVE THE DAY EDETORIAL A man’s brain attains its max- imum weight at; the age of 20; a woman's at the age of 17. figures are given by doctors as cor- reet. But they may be wrong. The women may have! claimed’ they were only 17. : SPORTS A fan training ‘to attend a base- ball game should learn to smoke cigars. If it is a windy day’ smok- ing a cigar is absolutely necessary. If you don't smoke cigars the men near you will have no way of getting ashes in their eyes, SOCIETY John ‘Henry has started out to drink himself to death because his girl, Mary Livewire, is going to marry a/ salesman. John says he thought some of ‘shooting himself, but ‘finally decided upon drinking. REFORM NEWS Reformers enjoy a miserable time. HOW TO MARRY Win a prize at a cooking school and be good looking too. Good look- ers and good cookers can marry any- body. DIVORCE Perhaps the quickest way for a man to make his wife want a divorce is for him to ,paste movie actress pictures on the walls. TO STAY SINGLE Start a rumor that you have a wife in some other town and do not deny it until~safely single through | you. June. CLEAN NEWS Remove. all the trash: from the old trunks before putting it ‘all back. HEALTH HINTS Don't slip on'the soap during that spring bath. These | as five times during the season. Remember that late planting or transplanting in’ the garden gives hardier plants and prolongs the sea- son of usefulness. Don't take risks in the open too soon. While danger from possible frost exists, maké us@ of your win- dow boxes, hotbed and coldframe. That's what such things are for. They'll help you beat’ any tricks Old Man Winter tries to play in the way of unexpected return visit® "The following information, based on the needs of a family of four, will enable the beginnér with a small garden to plant correct! TURNIPS—Plant 1-2" inch deep; rows one foot apart, plants from 2 to 6 inches apart. About 60 fcet is required for family of 4, TOMATOES—Plant 1-2! inch deep rows 3 feet apart; plants 3 feet apart. About 90 feet required for family of 4, LETTUCE—Plant 1-4 inch; rows from 12 to.18 inches apart; plants from 8 to 10 inches upart for head- ing. Lettuce is a particular food for slugs, birds and pests. Hence great care is required in raising it success- fully. About 40 fect required for family of 4. love is the lady I'm thiaking of now. Auburn her hair and her cheeks are quite'fair; there’s innocent youth on fer brow. Really, my guess is that! all of her} dresses, that barely come down to her Knees, are the Iast Word in dash and were made by Damo Fas pecially for her, ‘if ‘you please. She’s haughty, this mite, through the day and the night and she talks with “an aif of céminand, With every LETTER FROM HARRY ELLY ‘TON TO RUTH ELLINGTON MY DEAR RUTH: I do not need to be with you to see the surprised and outraged look that will come over your face when you open this letter. You will wonder why I am writing it. I am rather wondering, too, but for the last week I have been think- ing of you all the time. - BY CONDO | S BEEN JUST THE FIRST CHANCS iiss) her of its people herqin 1890. On that quota, if Japan were| So he wished that everything he = given all she asks to save her face,| touched would turn to gold.” ple Jmit 240 Japanese| “And so it happened. His wish the law would immigrants a yi And the gentlemen's agreement, |Which would continue if congress jhad the decent courtesy to consent, was granted, and everything he put his fingers on instantly turned into gold. Even his daughter turned to gold when he kissed her. When he |would keep out even that number! | touched food and water it also turn- | Now while 240 Japanese immi-|ed to gold, and he was starving. I ‘grants a year—or even 24 Jap-|don't know what would have hi anese immigrants a year —would| pened if the fairy hadn't come back i CONQUERS THE WORLD You’ve seen Damascus pictured in the movies. Some call it the oldest community in the world. In Damascus is the famous “Street Called Straight.” Alas, the picturesque oil lamps that’ for centuries dimly lighted this romantic thoroughfare have been displaced by electric lights. Candles are going out of-.use in the little shops. The Mechanical Age ruthlessly conquers the world. It all makes progress, yes. Also, it‘makes the world more drab and monotonous. HENRY FORD A glutten for statistics has figured out that every other auto is.a Ford. Ten years ago there were only 405,000 Ford cars régistered in the whole country. Now the figure is away beyond five millions. . There is nothing mysterious about what/ made Ford fabu- lously rich. He simply took a device that most people couldn’t afford and manufactured it to be within reach of their pocketbooks. Ingersoll did the same with watches. And look at the crowded 10-cent stores. The road to wealth is as obvious as a $5 gold piece glittering in the sunlight. Summer is worse than winter. You can’t throw a little ice on the grate and keep the room cool. Los Angeles woman, who wouldn’t believe a traffic cop, will now. : ; roe e affright the Pacific coast who make | and taken away the gift she had be- political capital out of racial anti-| stowed, and put things to rights. 7 DON'T READ WH |pathies, it is absurd to think that| “After that he moved here, away TELL YOU SOMETHING ! {that many Japanese immigrants|from the gdfd and er of the EN JM TRYING To AND >) yearly would disturb anybody east} world, so he would not be reminded jof the Rockies, even if there were {not a gentlemen's agreement to of his folly. That's the story. Now I shall ytake you to the, ig ikeep them out. ny King Midas was a fine jolly king, |. These facts should’ be considered and asked them to 8tay to dinner, But even the spoons wete of wocd— no silver or gold was to be seen anywhere. Which showed that King Midas, like other people, did not like to be teminded of his foolish- ness, by those who may be tempted to agree h the action of congress on the ground that perhaps, after all, it is just as wel to keep out {the Japanese. They are being kept out anyway, and would be kept out even if a nominal qnota were al- lowed to Japan to. protect her pride afid national sensibility. California’s agitators are not in- sisting on excluding the Japanese, who, are already excluded. They are insisting on giving the Japanese people a slap in the face. Congress is helping them! And that is about the size of the (To Be Continued) - Essay Contest - Is Conducted Dickinson, D., April 26.—The Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks are putting on un essay contest for the state of North Dakota on the subject, ‘Mother.’ Dickinson Lodge No. 1137 will conduct the local present congress.—Duluth Herald. contest for this district which in- cludes all schools in this territory >—_—___.________+ | A Thought - >-—____._—_____, from Hebron west to Sentinel Butte The desire of| man is his kindness: | and from the Missouri up north to and a poor man is better than a liar.|the state line. - —Prov. 19:22, The committee in charge of the 1 Sta contest for this district are H. L. Kindness is virtue itself—Lamar-| Reichert, chairman; Pres, 8. T, May. tine, bad ,and A, White, eo: é FAC], GITHER ff aus AS A MARTYR DON'T PULL THAT, KINTID OF sm THE ONLY ON® IN THIS FAMILY THAT'S ENTITLED, TO POSE i i Ruth, I have found that there is only one woman on this whole earth that has never bored me, and that is It has taken me a long while to find this out. It has taken mea long while to find-out that'you are the only woman who is not ‘a tyrant if she thinks she: can_be one. I- have: been wondering lately if you ever greatly loved me. Strange as it may seem, 1 hope you haven't because now I want you to forgive me and if you have ‘loved mo‘‘very much your hurt would have been something that you could not for- give. I am not asking to come back to you, Ruth; that is out of the ques- tion for many reasons, but you sce I have just found out that you were suing for divorce ‘and I have become sentimental enough, my dear, to wish those bonds which I broke so easily, so unthinkingly, might’ be still rivet- ed together so that, in my’ thoughts, at least, I might be anchored to someone whont I regard and rever- ence as I'de- you,” i There, you see I am just as se}fish as ever and I know that ‘you are thinking‘that I'would keep‘ you from the uppiness dnd joy that might be yours for the sake of'my being able# to still think ‘of-you as belonging to me, 3 I guess ‘that’ is the truth, Ruth. I guess Iam not only’ selfish but 9 scoundrel as wetl, but I want you to know, dear,’ that always my ‘Tom Sims Says The Jap problem looks real trou- Clhe LADY OF @e: ‘THE HOUSES” | Trim as a dove ahd the essenze of expression we call it discretion to blesome now, but may cool off after we blow over it a while. Soldier bonus is. about settled, We couldn't, think of having-a war with Japan: until that:was all ‘fixed up. London. dancing .masters say the jazz craze is- just about gone, the optimists... v..0% : ead ’ * Germany: has accepted: Dawes’. re- port -im principle. ‘May.mean some- thing and may not.’ Germany is a great ‘little--accepter. 3 N More drunks found -in Philadelphit in spite of the clean-up. Maybe they were celelizating: being cleaned up. BES Thurston, the rifagician, can get lots of things out of’ a hat, but ‘it required for family of 4. BEETS—Plant from 3-4 to an inch deep; rows from.12 to 18 inches apart; plants from 2 to 4_ inches apart. About 60 feet required for family of 4, ONIONS—Plant one inch decp; rows,12 to 14 inches apart; plants should be thinned to 2 inches apart, About 45 feet required for family of BUSH AND POLE LIMA BEAN: Plant 2 inches deep; rows 4 fect apart; plants 3 feet apart. About 90 feet required’ for family of 4. PARSLEY—Plant 1-8 inch deep; rows one foot apart; plants 4 incles About 10 feet required for of 4. CORN—Plant 2 inches deep; rows 4 feet apart; plants 3 feet apart. About 100 feet required for family fees 2 . STRING BEANS—Plant 2_ inches deep; rows 2 feet apart; plants 3 inches apart. About 60 feet requir- ed for family of 4. ° , CABBAGE—Plant 1-2 inch deep; rows ‘2 1-2 feet apart; plants 2 feet apart. About 90 feet requied for family of 4. N OF, indicate we understand. A blossom of youth but, to tell you the truth, this tiny mite is a terror, “At rest or at play, well, she has her own way and maytg her training’s ‘an error. But why should we worry, there’s really no hurry. Let youth have. its playtime and then, if’she gets to be bolder, why, shucks, when @e’s old- er we'll train her all’ over again. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) _A Anos fr thoughts, my, ideals, my love fay you (don’t laugh) have been the ,better part of my life. , Juet why you were not able to Keep that side of me uppermost I do not know. Just why other women with half your beauty, half ycur fascination and half your splendid 4 womanhood, lured me away from you, I do not know. I think, my dear, you were too good to me. I think I always had a feeling that after my peccadillos I could. come back to you and rest. I think perhaps because I know I can- wot do that now, I am miserable. Some way I never had an idea that I. could'do anything that would put ~ me ‘outside of your forgiveness. I* counted either on your love or your indifference, and now by your insti- tuting these divorce proceedings I know that either there is no love in the world that is big enough to for- give everything, or no indifference great enough not to feel pride's hurt. I wonder, my dear, if you have found someone else, I feel you must have done so, otherwise you would not take the trouble to divorce me. I started this letter to tell you that \ I shall not appear either in’ person or by my attorney to contest your suit, Your divorce will undoubtedly be granted and I want you to know that after I know that we are irre- vocably separated I shall probably love you more‘than I ever loved you before in my life, even in that long ago time when we were young and our love was new.6~ “Of course, I shall be still a fugi- tive, not-only from you, but’ all’ ty i friends.” Like the Wandering Jew I am ‘going up and down the earth, a victim of’ unrest, atid tonight I stretch oft my arms to you as the only thing. in all the world which can give me any kind of peace, as long as I shall live. ; HARRY. (Copyright, 1924, NEA Service, Inc.) takes a woman to get a ton of satis-& faction from a new’ bonnet. Republican convention jis sched- ~ uled to last six daysg but it ig just about over right now. Harry Thaw. may not be crazy, but there is ‘something wrong with any rich man who stays in jail so long. Cotton manufactures in this coun- try in, 1921 represented a’ valuation of $1,279,168,000, he > we =r we