The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 13, 1923, Page 7

PAGE SEVEN CUPID. AIDS REALTY MAN New. Yorker Speciali; in Procure FR ing Homes forthe Newly- ~" wede. t4e3- THURSDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1923 . HUMAN SONG IS GREATEST |e votts for « Landon merchant for five pounds a week, | WAYS, OF CATS AND, NOGS Their-Habite Are ey ch a ee THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. THE OLD-HOME:' TOWN Writer Declares That the Angels Pause to Listen to the Things, Worth While. £ -CUSSTFED_ AIVERTISENENTS t have a very great. delight in 2 Qthar Things-in. the. HELP WANTED—FEMALE An uptown real estate agent ts } bt ess ae ue iss going swimming : World. . a WANTED—Competent girl for gen-| 49mg a thriving renting bupthésy iaibai nate like coe Here <itihte Sada aaa ‘gaily & nee Classified Advertising Rates eral houfework. Phone ‘906. or by reall ws Ale with his mela c g ef at 27 orhooed ane teniny In on a LOR- gale, oF tka N any pumber of thing | mies. ‘The: tiniest kitten Aulte Up, | Linsertion. 25. words of, gt Stetrners, MANGSH apd Ave. AL) strc Nvhen Nie: hobs QF ih! SBeRaD- kes one's life a happ: | ite fur. i 1 se eaes on = ue a a " ‘ MBB. 1 wisn thar T could welte ta. such | tae Teemebiaeee and sola the 8 r ANTED—Ginl for general PTR NTA race aL a calls upon them to ledtn what their plans for a home nrty be, and u day or so later meets them with his car, condtets them te several apart- ment houses where he has some- thing for rent, and in thé end usual- ly succeeds. In getting. thelr signa- ‘ma 2 ini iient- 26 words or Bese eee j 8 insertions 28 words ! en ERS Kk. Aas over ban Re Ral er onal per. word. howse 2 polite to a man, tae Rv} work, Phone 391-R, 12 A cat goes off quite chilis own! MZ ets, dog abl Rr ki) ' shenks off poatbing, seltioui dreatus| J of taking a-constitutlotial except in company with its master, & way as io leave a blossom flow- » €ring when I sail to the last haven. p ‘Que wants to do one’s bit, ddesn’t one? aska Bill Adame, - i Oh, yes, One wants to get to the 4 ~ very heart of no end-of a hard nicely furnished room in modern hoyse, fon~one or two. Phone 346J or call at 408-10in Cm) Toomers lived about seven mites . her and in! consequence did not fight and to hit fast, hard and‘teue ain, why i a whieh: hat rn ] \_ Street, « 12-104W] ture to a lense on an apar' a ‘d a < i Pade aie § partment / 7,Solme down with a light Inugh 1 water'so fond of fh? It tsa taste! , CLASSIFIED DISPLAY: |} con REW Up inddarn | which. othermlge they anight hava own one must go, And it vice | iapone to.gtatify except by the } RATES ] front rooms for light housekeep- | conaldered ;too high priced, rious, lifting a fallen foe with the. aig of map, @5 Cents Per Inch in je f . ° i. x -Per | q ig; large downstairs rooms, 924 He finds that, generally speakin, ate laugh and the hand of friend: hy doga.end cats never de- s i} 4th St. “Phone. 543-W. 12-3-tf | young couples favor a small anit ip, eh? Isn't that.80? calved'by filustoa? A dog will-rur, » All classified ada are cosh. le. |) con RENT Two formiened Ti ent—living room, bedroom, kit- , There is really nephing to beat a man’s life, is there’ and add, “Hush, hete they come— Jet’s listen to their rousing chantey —that’s veal music, boys.” Don’t you rather reckon that, all said and done, the song of a human through one of those the great heat wave of 1921 hun- dreds of rabbits Were seen to de. sert thelr burrows oh a Yorkshire moor, Two days-Jater a heath fire’ broke out. and burned the whole advance, Ci ould be re- iby 1d 0 ceived by 1 jock to tasure easy employment; easy. to » housekeeping rooms, in When an.addition * , ” made of mitrots { 4 house, 617 2nd St. 812-. rives to their family he Ig again. BR ,nfet,jnstancedon't you suppose | set at dlaéepat angles. A roan prs toon: aged wai oure, 617 End St. Phone #24; @ {on hand with larger apartinents, v1 old rusty-bo' mble way with the utmost: — eee am He wins them over to a more ex- ers go booming through the last | cautiop,. Y 3 TO Beer AND COPY ;FoR Ri Nas ut rooms, fun pensive, larger place, sublets thelr 3 * Cae ‘prodyce ight without Rogie two commissions.—New_ York Sun the wharf-whose bollards are made | heat?! When man se to make THE ee ag Gate. of gold, don’t you suppose now that | light We ceh;Mtibtae 8 oak teat of BISMARCK TRIBUNE: | |FORRENT—Nice warm room, one| | |) ——____ the Great Superintendent of the | the ‘Ae-employs,. ‘The other PHONE 82 block from Post Office. . Phone Saltiest Sait Water. Fleets will say to the angels: 97 it goes in heat. 964, Address 211 Thayer, Lake Van, near eastern Turkey, “Cease your harping, boys—hold | How Animals. sense coming 12-6-1w{ is sald to possess the saltiest wa- on, now steady, all hands, a. bit,” | danger wien tan cannot 0 eo? In ito med-|ter in the world. It contains by actual test 33 pounds of salt ta every 100 pounds of water. ‘The Dead sea used to be considered the sultiest, but it comes a long way behind Lake Van, with only 24 in business for 'youraglt; map ts, through all the long sears. | moor. In some .Humpahire pine ; ue Rel? Langahan - | pounds of salt to the 100 pounds of of greater worth than harping of | woods the, squitrele desetted. thelr ae Cl FE jwater. It is not difficult to account myriads of angels, eh?—Adventure | Magazine. i INDIA FINDS BIRDS USEFUL. : homes in exactly simtlar fashion 24 hours before fire swept the place. Again, how ig It that some cten- tures can do without water? A par- rakeet lived for 52 years in the Lon- don zoo withont: tasting. water, and a A. BILL POSTER. FROM THE CITY PUT ANOTHER LAYER OF SHOW BILLS ON JIM WATSONS BARBER SHOP teach Weeks to fill one} V of these big paying positions; un- limited training; enroll now. For F free catalogue and further particu- winners andotte at DA CO 12th street pullets. Mandan fa Christ PY of Crawford's Bad- for the saltness of the Dead sea. There are large quantities of salt, and salty matter generally, in the anic rocks of the region, but even if this were not so, when a river empties into a lake with no eto ana | sheen seem able to.get on with vers | | NOT ONLY .DO.THE BILLS BEAUTIFY THE SHOP BUT THEY © ofont Ste fargo, N. De IO" | lands and Broncho Trails to your) utter to the wen, as does the River | little or no-water, so long as the \ = . . Lah re i iends. ey'll not stop with one! Jordan, into thé Dead sea, and |papectore. | can get good: eats, Many repelled KEEP OUT A LOT OF WINTERY WINDS Sha Moteraike Re oeeiineayse reading. which? therefore, loses its water by The adjutant bird !s a member of | NeVer drink, but a miole dies if kept. c bt: ; jevaporation only, the water will the Aamous stork family that lives on the-roofs of houses In Germany and is so often a family pet and hero of fairy tales, | People in India, too, are very fond of this gawky bird, and are careful not to harm him. He eats. up any Tubbish in the neighborhood and Is & great help to the sanitary départ- ment, for 24 hours without water. PULITZER. AS .ROQR BOY: Publisher Was Turned. Away From the Hotel That He Later Bought as Site. for. Newspaper. At one time Joseph; Pulltzer, who boughs the New York. World from OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS FUNNY ! THEN NEES? SITUATION , WANTED— of Barber Colleges in Amer- ica. ar Man. with some exper- work in battery shop. Soo, Hotel. Ib Binde Z SITUATIONS WANTED Rirl for do- Chas, 12-12-1w the quarter, 9c for front, hind. Qua dog, six months old. to name of Douglas. for rters weigh about 100 Phone 928W. or write 20 W. Broadway. John McClusky. N—Secotch Col- Answers Yellow with gradually become very salty, since by | the remaining-waters of such a lake contain more or less salt, while the water it loses by evaporation only contains none. Had One at Home. / A man was driving his wife, through the country recently, and ran onto a bridge before he saw When other food is scarce the | Ja S A i‘ . ; : _| that another automobile had start-| adjutant goes fahing in the shallow | ne Sys pel ca an poasnipeer gine EVEN SPOKE “TO ing housework. — Steady sda bce Reward for informa) ed across first. It was a narrow atreains, and being five feet tall, he.| Yoek hotel foe lack OF.) cebte with EACH CIHER ER SeletLttane cAI pOABENGS OSOER? i, Ls ye ieme| bridge, and, his plain duty was to! can venture into water quite far | whict!:to pay for a-bed. ‘In less NOTHIN §- ARE SOU. i *49-11-3 AE back off. But his wife seized:the} without getting his feathers wet. |, He is also willing to eat tiny birds and mice, which he has no difficulty , than 20 years’ he bought ‘this hotel, pulled it down and jo, ite J at place the Pulitzer bull hat SURE ITS HIS LERNER TE) _ AUTOMOBILE MOTORCYCLES _ tra fié maps of Interstate Commerce and railway traffic gear lever so he couldn't reverse, und proceeded to give the driver of! the other car a tongue lashing for’ F; : course complete, for $10, at jaring to try to cross at such. teak ereees SERcaepy tu nene buildings ane Be fc Spee ne 13th street North, 12-11-1w time.’ Her iadignatian rose ae ae stretched wings measure fourteen ofe ane FOR -RENT—New store, thought of his arrogance, and she! or fiftgen feet across.—Detroit News. ‘ Pig Worth Having. The famous pointing sow Slut, whose history is told in the old Cy- clopedia of Sport, was a truly re- ‘| collected» into. hia -hands all housed the New York World, One of the Rothschilds once, remarked that if he had Bet lost his eyesight and his health itzer would have the money there was. $ Puliteer. born in thé. village of Mako, near Budapest in Hongary RENT HOUSES AND FLATS _ = room bungalow th. Also upper floor of a house, unfurnished, three rooms unfurnished Broadway, across from auditorium. See Fgank Krall, the Tailor. rooms upstairs on 12-3-tf said what she. thought. When. the| unoffending driver was convinced, of his criminallty and general un- fitness to live among civilized peo-' ple, he backed off the bridge and tet, the woman's.hushand proceed, Aw the first driver passed the culprit und bath, Also two gatages for sald, “Sorry, old man, an “ ers, would run as well as the best | age of sixteen he migrated to the vet thie block from the -Post- apologize. I've one at home my: and would retrieve birds that had | United States. He-landed .without office. lignes Pb self,’ run. When ten years old she would | for her weight appreached seven. friends and without money ‘and un- and capitol. Good furnace. No, 161, Wing, 12-13- Ski-planing. set game as well as ever, though | able to g 8 wordof English. He T—Fine bungalow, con- Sis whitteia as lan naturally she had become slothful, | enlisted imMbdiately fi a regitient | nt location. to high school peck ee ated a iets a) new sport which has compesedchiefty of Gérmans’ aud! E clr Se hundred pounds. Slut was raised in the New For- est, England, and Was taken in hand for treining by Thomas and in wWhich.German wag: the prevail: ing tongue. > Within a year thé Civil war ended | and Pulitzer found himself, in com- B Phone tric stove connection. kitchen 678-M. cabinet. Gurage, bed. _Phone 603R. 808 Rosser 12-5-tf the clever son of Elmer Sper The ski-plane ts a winter version of the aqua-plane, except, that one uses an airplane and a Richard Toomer, her owners, whén | mon with hundreds of thousands of 1 five: F Household” furniture, | palr of skis instead of a motorboat she was about eighteen months old. | others, out of employment at a time | - Ree eee naeetan actacea iotieiw {und water sled. Sperry succeeded In the course of the first day shé | when employment was most difficult | garage, fifiest location, Apply 0 in holding his airnlabe as low as. answered to her name; within a | to secure. he was 80. ‘W. Roberts. Phones 751 and 151. NOTICE. TO CREDITO! five feet above the earth as he sped fortnight she would find and point Tt_was then ‘poor that he couldn’t even afford 12-3-tt In the Matter of the Estate of along the course, but was forced te parfridges and rabbits. She “stood” : to pay for a night’s lodging at the STAB EN =anaztanen Ge O faa James Peightal, Deceased: rise higher when approaching a patridges, Black game, Pheasants, (note! the’ site ot when Bp years PEP ERENT. Apartment. “Onecen ie cig hereby given by the un-| grove. The sklers would release snipe and rabbits in the same day, | later became the, home of the New a, ully scalps for z gned Norman, LeRoy P thelr hold on the ropes tied to the but was never known 'to point’ a | York. World.—Detré@it News. i housekeeping. E leetric range “for Administrator of the wings and tail sk{d of the plane as hare, Her pace was moftly‘a trot; — . cooking. Phone 794W. Geo. W. panics Fe tal late of the cit they approached the trees, galloped rarely and only when Radio Suggestion. Little. asa | Pe mnech ta thes Coun Cae demonstrate the unusual qualities he ike master’s whistle summoned her, She seemed as pleased as a dog when she was shown a gun and was delighted when game, dead or allve, was’ placed before her. The two apart. Many times Slut went by herself from one lodge to the other, apparently hoping to be taken out shooting, Dogs did not like to hunt with It’s high time that radio ceased to be a public plaything and was turned to some really useful pur- pose. 5 For instance, every evening he- tween thé hours of six and seven, the fotlowing should be broadcast at intervals into every family din- ing room in the United Statés: “Eat, from the. side of your y “No, you're not “ANNUAL MEETING The annual meeting and election of Directors of the Bismarck Build- FOR RENT—New, strictly modern 5- FOR RENT—Fournished room bungalow, with garage. Close in, Moderate rent. O, W. Roberts. Phone 751 or 161 12-10-tf or unfur- nished apartment. Bismarck, Bysi- ness College, Phone 183. 12-1-2w lock, P. M. A: Chinese general plans to teach F. L, CONKLIN, Secretary. | Chinese soldiers stientilic cultivation t thirty o’clock, P. M, (12-5+12-19-26) ZG, | FOR RENT—Six room modern house. on car line and near Capitol, Call 747W or 1010 4th St. ernor of Bismarc! North Dakota, Dated N sary months after the notice ce’ ve lence on block 38 of ¢ editors of, a e, to sai, 's Addition to the in Burleigh County, mber 21st A. D. 1923. rman ‘LeRoy Peightal rator of the estate of ' | demonstration.—Scientitic of the small ‘plane Sperry went down the side of a forty-foot em. bankment, almost perdendicular, without turning over. The machine was outfitted with skids during the Ameri- can. Yes, Which? The Wife—Tomorrow’g the anni- versary of our wedding day, Jack. Let's do a play. What about “The going to fll up on| ing and Loan Associati ill b i hi id dames Peightal, d d. ” 9 her. When. sh ing. al an Association _ will be see es with modern farm machinery an¢ 12-1 ‘ s Peightal, deceased, Merry Wideie” darling? Soinea thea by accident in the for- cracker ang nate: a washed ee he ee, ee ot, he secretary |” Nearly a fourth of the merchant-| the organize them into labor bri-| FOR -RENT-—Five-room modern fu sey Pic, 1 The Husband—Or “Bluebeard's est she would back them whenever | those hands, before’ you a wae nea Pe Pe he GH oe BiSmetek, Rung; | able timber of the United, States is|gades for colonization of the vast! ished house. Close to high school. TiN Dee Fighth Wife,” my pet?—London they pointed, but they refused to | table!” : Dakota, on January 14th, at seven |Pouglas fir.. waste lands of northwest China. Write 692 Tribune. 12-11,3t Punch. back her until spoken to. Turkeys Charm Snakes. . According to an eminent. natural- ist, snakes have a most peculiar ef- fect on wild turkeys and when a snake is encountered by. a flock, they behave in a most. extraordi- nary manner. At the sight of the snake, the birds will begin to dance slowly round it. As the turkeys dance they lower their wings, raise and spread their talls and utter a gontinuous querulous call. Single | birds will sometimes break ; from the revolving circle to make frantic 7 dashes at the snake. If the’ snake ‘Er—no, but se ¢ it, 1 spoke 90 fe ray tet gt pose I'll have to." ig not too formidable.the flockwil, probably kill it. Otherwia¢ they wilt leave it dazed and deafenied-by their conduct and nolse. Facts Yor May Not Know. runy one-half the tractors in| Greece are. American; and iy one-half fhe restaurants in America’ ure Greek. psn About 65 per cent of the world’s gupply of talgum powder is made in_the United States, and most. o! it is cused to take the shine « stenograpbers’, noses. « Wire-nalls were first made.on a. Aarge acalé in. .the“ United States pte el a ied nae pleasant thought. wl You. pick .up.ony. with: your front tl e ey, “Hlave: you eyer read ‘Frenzied Flesh'?": asked. 009 litemrg.critie ot. another, ia Sia | * Mala eed ¢ Yachtsman—If this: ‘squall con. tinues J shall heaye to. _ | Passenger (wi What a hor- |. ‘rid -way, to. put if.—London. stuhder. eee Bs + From Prince to Pauper.’ London—Prince Eugene. bey of the old R solvent and blames it government. The prinel ed, $50,000 ant before the. iF, Tegaiv u Ny. : ae iz ae your spoon. ont.of your “Never. mind. what's: for dessert, first.eat your meat nd’ potatoes.” “The crasts will make your hair curly.” “There yoy go! _ All over my nice clean. tablecloth!” — Kansas City Times. 3 | Glomy Audience. sie \ “How are you getting dn?” asked a friend of. an. acqualntatice who ; had gone on.the “Oh, I have met* share of. soccess. I played Hamlet-for the Gres job thbonah ial t m ou-get all right yee, except ‘that T 4 E } stumble and fell "into ell graye. ata ’ bay must hare been embarrass { “It was, but I_ wo ’t have: “it 4€ theapdl ee ae e age. Tl nptbin’ elae”. ies “You bet he ought,”. news. 3 Wi DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Be WHY SURE! 1 CAME DOWN ON IMPORTANT. (BUSINESS ~ 1.WANT TO GET TWO DOLLARS FROM. You!- How. ARE THE CMANCES 2 dog ah retu vin! atte that pint milf to dacide.that 79 . 1.WANT To DO \ - MY. CHRISTMAS 7 neal OH;THATS SHOPPING EARLY ) eer, Danny Pays Tom a Call AND HE SAYS HIS’ NAME 1S DANNY DUFF WELL! SEND HIM RIGHT IN! BY ALLMAN