The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, November 16, 1923, Page 4

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE A Little More Drifting and Then—— ; \ PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Se N. D., as Second Clasa om Sims Savs from _doom- | David Wloyd George, instead of Edgar Allan Poe. BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY = Marquette Bl NEW YORK Kresge Bldg. Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or now otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lished herein. All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADV. Daily by carrier, per year........ i ~ Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarc Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bisma Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota........... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) JUST TO REMIND YOU It is but five weeks until Ch ufidergoing the experience of vowed to shop early this Christma: Well, civilization progresses. Every bullet-proof armor and armor-piercing bullets. PAYNE, BURNS AND SM: really bad off, sho thinks, she is, and that amounts to | about the same thing. Germany, poor Germany, her low- est marks are her Bismarcks, News from the Argentine. | struck a writer with a sword, That's | one of the yerils of writing. Department of Justice is out to get | all the grafters, but our jails are | not quite big enough, Gur While a movie comedian’s wife is suing for divorce it is mot because he throws her pi News from far-off British India. | The Sixh zealots are fighting. May | just be Sikh of something. And last year, after : A In southern Oregon a mail car wus t-minute shopping, you] 7 Sounerm Oree : dynamited in a tunnel. say the mail went off, San Francisco woman asks divorce. \ He turned the auto over-en her sq | she turns the tables on him. TOO MUCH PESSIMISM Pessimistic views of Wall street on business have been met by reports of industrial activity throughout the nation. Gloomy reports of Europe are met by Secretary Mellon’s blunt statement that there is too much apprehension over Alarming reports of governmental waste and extra- vagance are followed by a plain showing of reduced expendi- tures and the possibility of Congress lopping $323,000,000 off the tax bill of the nation. has been succeeded by optimism over the huge corn crop of Now, the eyes of those who see dangerous corners just ahead are turned toward the forthcoming ses- sion of Congress. There are those who see dire results emanating from the halls of Congress where it is feared by them that the radicals will take control of the government and force the country into many disastrous experiments. But it is rather difficult to believe that those Senators who returned from Europe or are getting first-hand repor the conditions over there are going to embroil the United States in disastrous quarrels. It is hardly likely that any of them who bumped along on government-controlled railways across the Atlantic are going to try and wreck the rapid progress being made by railroads in the United States. It is rather stretching a point to predict that legislatiov will be enacted to disrupt the sound currency system of the nation when rubles have scarcely any value and German milk bills are paid in bales of paper marks. Nor is it likely that “radicals” will disorganize industry when the farmers and their representatives in the North- west are demanding increased protective tariff and adher- “ence to this traditional policy of the nation to aid the farm- ing industry. Oratorical outbursts may come and go in the forthcoming: Congress and political shots crash through the air, but there is pretty good reason for believing that the country right ahead on its road of progress and prosperity. in New York: greed pups had cur tails so. the sales have been curtailed, Califcrnia professor says girls are Please don’t worry much. They may have bustles. ARK PROBLENS The pessimism over wheat It makes a girl mad when her fel- low steals a kiss and madder still if he doesn’t ste: the Northwest. Learning to fight is easy. All you have to do is go around saying ex- actly what you think. myself for a spell. And I would go, and (live on a mountain top! until | Thanksgiving is over. | Being a movie star is like being | a member of the human race. make a million and some nothing. . “The Fairy Queen.” ‘ou'd better go,” advised Nick. } started already,” said Mister | Gobbler, flapping his wings. (To Be Continued.) NEA Service, Ine, 2Fic Tangle» ANONYMOUS LETTER RECEIVED Letter From Leslie Prescott to Les- - BY LESLIE PRESCOTT i'm taken my pen in hand lady to let you no that i have a beed that I think wud mach them wich you are warin about your nek, i am a pore man: and need. money dredful and i @)thaut you wud like to by this beed from me. i no i cud sel it to many other peplebut i thaut i wud let you Mr. A.D. Brown, Editor of? the| hav the: first chanse. if you wud! Beulah Independent, wants the Migs-| like jthis beed with"your baby yourself to the: park .tomoro’ morning. is let me no you wikingr to give ‘me ten thousand dol- argffor it. i wud have sent this leter || to”your husban but i have been tole he thinks your beeds ain't real. you §nd menos diffrunt. i donno what four game is but i no you ain't got 79 bceéds now. you must of here would be more perfect gen- | tlemen in the world if they were not | (Copyright, 19: considered perfect bores. | Ceonyete! | PEOPLE’S FORUM WANTS A CORN PALACE’ Editor Tribune: The modern girl is perfect shock- ing because men are so anxious to become shock absorbers, Women take .better care of their hands’ than men. This, however, is | not true of their poker hands. Jouri Slope Country to build a’ Gorn The girl who knows the men come | Pélace, patterned to see her and not to hear her never dies an old maid. South Dakota, Mr. Brown's idea is to have the @om- mercial Clubs of Bismarck and Man- dan, the State Immigration “Depai ment and the Northern Pacific Rail- way Company co-operate in building Mr. Brown thinks that ithe logical place ,to build the palace, is at Bismarck, the seat of govern- ment of the state, and that it should be built on the cupied by the old Northwest/ Hotel, so that it could be seen by peopte Another flivver airplane has been It is\ almost as safe as drinking carbolic acid, It must be nice to live by the sea where you can’t tell if it is sea feam | of beer suds coming in. o al i am teling you, no i_meen bisnes. don fale to wawk in the: park tomoro morning. i meen THE REAL FIGHT Trees shed their leaves in autumn to adapt themselves to winter drought rather than to winter cold. Trees could easily grow a protective covering or overcoat for their But water freezes in cold weather and, not enough being available for leaves, the trees shed the leaves. A similar shedding takes place in tropical regions having alternate wet and dry seasons. Also, the scarcity and small size of trees in the Far North are due to moisture shortage rather than low temperature. These facts are from a lecture by Prof. George E. Nichols, botanist at Yale. These big cloaks the women are wearing fit like parachutes. one hoo wishs you well P°S it is up to you’ lady. Leslie Prescott to Alice Northern Pacific trains, 4nd the pa- lace to be completed and a big corn {show held not jater than October} or November 1924. aed Movies are popular because actions speak louder than words. Watch the autos. what they are driving at, You can’t tell In great trouble over beads, Man | growers and people generally of ma \jestie Mercer and Oliver Counti are ready and willing to get behind and boost for such an enterprise, anyone in this country who knows Must know where you got them within next 48 hours. Cable From Karl Whitney to Leslie r Pi Next thing to perpetual motion is a boy refusing to study. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS —————____ By Olive Roberts Barton Mister Wild Turkey flew up ta a tree top in Dixie Land. fat he couldn’t fly very well, but anyway he got there, and he sat looking around him at the world be- low and feeling very well satisied W. A.\Falconer. A Thought Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like un- to him—-Prov, 26:4. « Alice’ showed me your Noone in America knows anything If you are in trouble go to my lawyers, Struble and Struble Van Courtland St., New York. You may make a confidant of the senior Have cabled him. He will right things carefully‘ and quickly! ¢opn You know I would willingly save!’ honor! guests during the you the slightest grief at an: Trees have a phenomenal ability to adapt themselves to A beech tree growing in a clearing has! = plenty of light but less water than it would have in moist So it increases its water-absorbing roots and grows thicker “skin” on its leaves to decrease the amount of water lost by transpiration. Now take a beech tree growing in dense forest. plenty of water, but not enough sunlight. “difficulty, it stretches higher, trying to rear itself above the | Also, it makes its leaves larger, which in-} creases the leaf surface exposed.to the sun’s light. their environment. . Full oft we see cold wisdom wait- To overcome this | other tree-tops. “Hello!” he gobbled as his sharp made out two climbing the hill toward him. have to be careful! EVERETT TRUE You PROMISED ME BEFORE 3 LEFT L4sT Wee BYCONDO | pet hy 3 THat You'D STicK Close aT HOME AND NOT RUN BuT ON COMING ‘A million books could be written, without any repetition, about the ability of plant life to adapt itself to its environ- It is within our power to adapt our-| selves to all changing conditions and new problems. The wise} are never discouraged. Knowing a solution exists, they seek and usually find it. Here come two But mercy me on us, they | aren’t much bigger than I am, so I needn’t be afraid.I guess. they don’t have any of those long | iron sticks that explode at one end and make me so nervous.” Nancy and Nick came “Quite near. “Hello, Mister Turkey, we've been j looking for you,” called Nick. “That’s what everybody says,” an- So with man. AROUND WITH THE Bos. BACK & FIND You WGRE NOT HOME AT ALL ! WHo, IN THS THE BLIZZARD Ever see a foot of snow fall overnight? It often hap- pens, during a blizzard in the far north. One of the most remarkable cases of animal co-operation isthe. behavior of a herd of caribou (reindeer) in death- lealing weather. As' the blinding snowstorm approaches, the vigorous young male caribou round up the young ones, in a circular masg, Around the babies are placed the weaklings. Then comes a ring of mothers, next are the aged caribou. On the ousse: edge the strong young males form a protecting wall, Due together, side by side, heads facing the center. strong protect the weak. e a different picture in civilization of man, where the u_system is’too often reversed, the young exposed, to and the aged to neglect, while the strong get the ToLD ‘ou,; 8 chuckle, “but I usually don’t stay long enough to find out what it is they want me for, friends have stayed and I never saw them again. Well, young man, what “The Fairy Queen sent us a letter to give to yon,” said Nick. just found it in the. Dixie Land Post 1” exclaimed Mis- ‘Why, I never got a Why I'm 80 ex- cited I’m getting dizzy! get down off this tree before I And down he flew. But suddenly he looked sober. I can’t read,” he gobbled. “That is, I can’t read unless it’s writ- ten in Turkish, Is it?” Nancy laughed. is the way’ wHo, TOLD Me L HAve ‘Eves bt {3 MASS BXACTLY AS <% LOFT ty AND THERE ARG NO +} DIRTY DisHEs SncKkep VERY CRO celebrated the nineteenth anni- FOVERLOSKS Some - passen; luce the crowds to “No, it’s written in magic: I'll have to read it to you. | Here's what it says: iter Wild Turk ime coming soon call- It’s a very nice It took several months to i ed Thanksgiving. time of the year for most people, but got so good for turkeys. id turkeys as it is | NG ib nt font : | h \ th i lie Prescott | Qh, little Marquise, little Mai |quise! | I am in ‘great trouble and I do not know which way to tur Someone picked up the pearl I lost in the restaurant and -has found out it is real and is trying to blackmail me. I immediately cabled Alice,’ and Karl sent back for me to go to his lawyers. Just as I was reading. the cable Jack came in and in my con- sternation I put it somewhere and I cannot find it. I vaguely remember of trying to tear it up and then de- ciding that it was better to put it away until I could get further -ex- planations. : Even you cannot help me no little Marquise. What shall Id What shall I do? (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) | MANDAN NEWS. | Mr. and Mrs. Job Zuber have gone to Minneapolis to visit for a few days. Mr. Zuber will attend the, sessions of the Scottish Rite. Otto Bauer has left for Fargo to attend the Shrine Ceremonials of the E| Zagal, temple. . : ‘W. H. McGregor, pioneer rancher of Wade, is a business visitor here for ‘a few da: @ Entrée ‘Nous bridge club was rtained at thé home of Mr, and Mrai W. J. Watson Wednesday. At- and? Mrs, Joseph Fleck were Lh ts evening. ‘The next meeting will be held at the home*of H,, A.’Roberts. Mr. and“Mrs, E, A. Ketter will have as thei¢’ ;guests during the teachers convention Mrs. Ketter’s sister, Genevieve. E. McClarnan who is in charge of the domestic science department ‘in’ the Monango public school, “McClarnan will. ar- rive in" the city® Tuesday. Mrs. Elizabeth Haight has return- ed’ from. the _ Deacone: Hospital where she has been a patient for, several weeks: past. A marriage license was issued to Miss Mfrgaret Hagel and Hilirous Doll, both of New Salem vicinity. © Mrs, L; Ay Tavis and Mre. H*J. Tavis ned about 30 ladies at during th Arthur Tavis ; R 1 So dher‘hes left for Fargo; to oc th meeting’ of Abe senting the local A. 0. . taken in to diner u introduced me-to. e. shooald’ oes good judge on that point, dear. He runs an ‘ostxich farm in South ‘Ag- | erend Daniel Gilchrist, marries Jerry \Goodkind for his money. Daniel is di fChure | because of his radical sermons. Gil- teh: | to speak to Clare. | his face colored so that the red mark | ing ‘em. Lj self up as if to | | bowed his head, as one humbled. t | ard,” ‘| wrong about éverything.” ‘with his head still high’and his eyes | Show you somebody who's done a big |to be immobile with cowardice, THE FOOL By Channing Polléck. He! sat. down) contentedly. “Some- how, I knew you'd do it. Jerry says you’re a philanthropist, but I knew “fashionable | he was wrong.” New York] “Thanks,” said ‘Gilchrist, smiling. “If you've really settled’ this jd Goodkind seriously “our way—your salary from today is $30,- 000 a year.” BEGIN gare ‘TODAY Clare Jewett, in love with the Rev- issed from the of the Nativity ent to the coal mines by Goodkind\ senior and wires that a big strike is settled. A delegation of strikers comes) north to interview the president and| | “Thanks—again.” directors. They are received in “I’m dog-tired of rowing with 1: dJerry’s home, first Stedtman, then! bor. Jt’s such utter damned wa! Hennig and Um a hey do not | Excus’. m meet with suce aniel calls i ‘ 3 r Jerry's home to see Bish elias SALI Motil Aa said Daniel, Jerty meets Daniel and forbids im eee ee et eee me out what walk- Oa outs have cost this country.” NOW GO ON WITH-THE sToRY | “Ye 1 often wondgr why itt Suddenly Jerry lifted a hand that,| wouldn’t be cheaper to keep the men trembled with anger. With a swift | contented.” : motion he brought it up and with its| “How're you going to do it?’ que- back slashed Gilchrist across the j ried Goodkind,doubtfully. Don’t for- get there-are as many people paid for stirring up strikes as for crush- Pa.d. well, too. What the laboring-man needs real interest in his job. hands clinched tightly, of the blow was he drew him- inch his whole force at this snarling thing before}. “Why don’t you give it to him?” him. “How? By doubling his wages? Then, as suddenly as his muscular |The more most of 'em get the less frame had stiffened, it relaxed. He|they want to do for it. You know In | that.” “Yes.” losi his mind he had seen a figure and heard a voice, “They've got a notion that you Clare started. with the blow but | get rich by riding around in a limou- eaught herself up quickly when she | sine.” w Gilchrist open his clinched hands {| “Dcn’t you?” Daniel asked, quietly. and lower his head. “Not often. Not unless you think “Dan!” she said in amazement, | While yow-ride, or your father “you're not going to take that?” thought fer you. Even then, money Gilchrist Tooked up unashamed. doesn’t stay long in bad company. “I have nothing to say,” he an-|To hear those fellows you'd think swered simply, calmly, there wasn’t any work except what's It was Clare who turned to scorn| done with a pick, |The man who now. | really produces is the man with the “I didn’t think you were -a cow- | idea.” he mocked. Then helplessly e man who produces most,” and pathetically: “You: see—I was {corrected Daniel, “Yes, and he ought to get most,” said Goodkind, fi And she was gone, CHAPTER XIII. Jerry's Ultimatum. “He always will,” Gilchrist stood there helpless, but | kind. “Show .mé a big man and I’ll clear. Clare's reputation had left| job. ‘It’s the little man with no ca- him mute and he seemed like a life- | Pacity and no chin who cries about less and hollow thing. Its effect on|# Conspiracy to keep him from being/ Hennig, however, had been the op- | President.’ posite. Fired by the brazenness ot. “They've got to be little men, too, others, he, too, doubled his fists, and | Mr. Goodkind.” ' edvanced upon this man he believed] “And they've got to be satisfied with little rewards. We ean’t all “You'll play around with my wife, have the same bank roll any more will youl Ze blustered. His fist | than we can afi have the same health. ot out. That’s where unions go wrong. When Daniel had wheeled suddenly with {YoU tell a man he’s’ going to have the alertness of a cunning animal. | the same reward whatever he does— With a swift move, he caught Hen-|N0t because he’s got ability, but be- nig’s wrist with both hands. A quick | Cause he’s got a union ‘card—down twist, and Joe sprawled on the floor. | £08 the standard, out ‘goes incen- Daniel looked at his cowed adversary | tive, and to hell goés the whole so- solicitously. MS cial structure. “I hope I didn’t hurt you, Joe,” he said. Gilchrist, approving- .j Stedtman as he left, t the home of} w; really, .’ iy God!” It was Stedman's ex-|* “That’s~ why “I'm fighting the pression of amazement as he looked | Unions,” “continued Goodkind, well from Gilchrist to Jerry, bewildered. } Warmed to his subject. “Not because Hennig had scrambled to his feet, |I want to starve the man who works, but not eager for another encounter. | but’ becase I want to fire the man He made for the door, who doesnt—and reward the man “Don’t worry,” he muttered. “I'll | Who does. I want to give every man get you. It may be a long time but | ® good reason for doing his best. You ‘Tl get you.” And Ke'hurried out. can talk equality and democracy all “Take him home, Stedtman(” eaid' you lke, Dan, but the minute the Gilchrist’with a trace of tender solic- | 8verage man isn’t afraid of ‘be- ited ing fired he isn’t afraid of being “Tell your father we'll be around | Worthless. The minute you‘ take in the morning, Mr. Jerry,” said|®Way the incentive—the chance to get this”—and he waived a hand at. Gilchrist .and Jexry, eyed each the signs of wealth that surround other for ‘a moment. Then Jerry | him—“that minute you reduce th sauntered to the table, poured him- | World to a common level of common self w drink and downed: it with a| indifference and common futility.” grinance. ae, “Right!” agreed Daniel again. “Well,” he said at least, “you've| “Have another cigar!” chortled made a nice. mess of it., Why can’t |Goodkind, well pleased, Gilchrist you keep your nose out of other peo- | waved the one he was smoking just /, ple’s business. Why did you havaj 88 Benfield appeared at the door. Yo date my Ing Black River?” “Come in, Charlie,” said Goodkind, Gilchrist could talk, freely now. | “Gilchrist’s settled the strike.” Clare was gone. : “Good,” said Benfield, but with a + “Why dn the name of: heaven dia | skeptical reserve. it you have to get mixed up with Pearl} Daniel drew a folded paper from Hennig?” he queried earnestly. his pocket and banded it to \Good- “I can take what I want out of | kind. life,” Jerry answered with a smirk. “They may seem -a ‘little radical,” Gjichrist nodded. he “but I think I cad alow you “God says, ‘There is’ the world. | they’ll save money in the end,” Take what you want,” be said, and| “That's the idea,” beamed <Good- then with emphasis, “‘and pay for | kind as-he: picked up the sheets. He it?" : , (| flarig: “a. cock look at Benfield, “I c . “Save | told you I'knew my man. The. your. preaching for fhosd who-Hke it, | knows he’s full. of theories but apiye- And keep-away from. my,;wite.”. | ti . ware . : . is written “Becau: in “love with her. | sheet befo: Y k . her. q re him and hi stopped yor Aren't you?” 0, short, cs “Yes.” The Suawer: was bland. “Wait a minute! What's this?” Goodkind jumped to his :feet and Hts ‘eyes feli upon the sree you've..a fiell-of a nerve to Roe pre: to-me gbout lennig’s wife | Slowly rage appeared on a face that while you're making -a play for:| had radiated confidence morfent mine, ae before. “I'm not making a play-for yours.” Jerry's tone! was sarcastic. CHAPTER XIV. : ee ' é Gilehriot’s “You expect me to believe that when oodkint™ scanned the page you admit—Why did‘you pull that | him,hastily, excitedly. Pee et? hero stuff? Why did you keep your mouth shut when 1 Jost my temper? Play righted, copyrigl , 1922, i hy did: you turn’the other cheek?” | United States and. England. the — “You wouldn’t understand, Jerry.” | ized version by special perianal Gilchrist was looking oft in the dis~| ‘the author, and of Brentan tance. . ’ _. | }ishers of the play. , you understang| (Conti throw ‘you out, and I'll tell my father why,” The -senler Goodkind’ came “from 10000000 School Children need _ Se SCOTTS Xi EMULSION \ Y ij Jerry drew nearer and lowered. his voice. “And that’s not‘All-Tit:No, “Not by .aeapned a sight .” he muttered. And e Spast:his fath stalked out, \ Ki gland a8 Goodkind looked First Grade Hood Rubbers and Overshoes, Men’s, Women’s and after him. ‘quizzi-' Children’s, “Jerry dosn't il ich, di het” he declared, a2 he teased fer a ohare 0 ist.” z “Not much,” émiled’ Gilchrist, ‘Two two men shared teh and vigorously. bid i ™ ,"* said Goodkind, when the eae a