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1 i a i sreeee ote oe ames A et pee eta adress Nike Gh Sa a el oy ao Mata SPLOT ca AL Niger Ut eee ot as caeee he coaae) HEL te Posse iaeerrtrt) Cae ese. tee Cr gE ADRIMDR SRE at : 4 ‘oc and gets 30days in the ‘workhouse. -PAGE FOUR ~TFHE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the ean epee N. D., as Second Class r. ue HISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - = : ae eo es i Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO - : 3 Fy gi Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. S=*" MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news puh- lished herein. Ail rights of republication of special dispatches hcrein are also reserved. y MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION ==BUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily: by carrier, per year........... ORE 6 BELO Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). . a6 oso ee Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.............. 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) THOUGHTS ON THE CONSTITUTIO: z Yet, after all deductions, it ranks above every other written constitution for the intrinsic excel- lence of its scheme, its adaptation to the circum- _ stances of the people, the simplicity, brevity, and #>precision of its language, its judicious mixture of =: definiteness in principle and elasticity in details. —James Bryce. ’ . YOUR JOB w@olie Chandler is an engineer on the Illinois Central. He drives locomotive No. 1167. When he comes in from a run, Colie always lingers around the shops until No. 1167 is inspected and groomed for her next trip. When repairs are needed, Colie can’t be driven out of the Cairo shop with a shotgun. The story goes that he hangs = around, watching the shopmen as anxiously as a mother hen ‘with her chicks. When repairs involve an overnight job, Colie sleeps in the roundhouse within call. All this isn’t surprising, if you know anything about the * average locomotive engineer and his loyalty to his job. DETROIT Kresge Bldg. sac se Colie Chandler starts us thinking about the generally ccepted notion that the average person works reluctantly and quits with a shout when the whistle blows. Sometimes we all act that way. But the trouble is with our nerves rather than a desire to put miles between our- selves and our jobs. i For instance, a real dyed-in-the-wool newspaperman never reads the papers as eagerly as when he is on cavation. As - if he were afraid that he might miss being in on a’ big job ; ofreporting. ‘ork is like an old horse or an auto that has nearly servéd its day. The driver gets irritable at times and cusses and fumes. But just let an outsider start criticizing, and you quickly learn what the owner really thinks of his steed. The owner of the most shot-to-pieces flivver is ever eager to boast about what it can still do. So with our jobs, draft them. We hate and love them in the same breath. Ask the man returned from vacation. AWFUL NOISE *The Chinese, before the white man began selling rifles to them, used to amuse us by wearing false faces and mak- ing frightful racket, especially with brass gongs, to, scare their enemies in battle. “But maybe the Chinese knew what they were doing, after all. Professor A. M. Law, English scientist, predicts that * noises will play an important part in future warfare. “Noise,” says Low, “has a very curious effect on human beings. The more civilized they become, the more noise affects them. Lots of people in the last war were sent into a serious condition by the nerve-racking effect of noise. I can 3 imagine the ‘aggressive use of selected noises to undermine = the-morale of population and the development of all sorts of anti-noise devices.” Sree ern ent ne Ate eee Gaenie reen ote 5 plains and mountains meet. bs Were you ever in a keyed-up nervous condition where * even slight noises made you jump? The rasp of a file, the squeak of new shoes, the monotonous drumming of fingers or shrill whistling by a boy—these are described by nervous people as “enough to drive one crazy.” Noise, even in a condition of healthy nerves, is shocking to the nervous system. It’s a marvel that people in civiliza- tion are as sane as they are, considering the thousands of blows or shocks that reach their nerves daily in the form of| noises. Later, as cities become larger and noisier, there’ll be campaigns against the more annoying sounds, just as there’s + now a “silence zone” near every hospital. Saba PEERS eebee “Nae paw £ “Fortunately, nature is quick to protect us. The miller, ; gets so he ignores or doesn’t hear the rumble of his mill- = wheels. So, too, we get so the fearful din of civilization 4 passes in one ear and out the other without our noticing it. ? This is because the power of receiving a sensation becomes ; more_or less paralyzed by repetition. as - REASONABLE THEORY John Brubacher came to America from Switzerland in the year 1710. The other day 1500 of his descendants held a feunion to honor his memory. If all the people of 1710 phad that many descendants the earth’s population would be i 1500 times as many as it was 213 years ago. ‘ Ee economists had a theory that if nature didn’t et {population would multiply beyond the earth’s ability to sup- *port it. The World War and such catastrophes as the recent gearthquake in Japan seem to be part of the workings of * a FURNISHES CONVERSATION The champion home brewer is discovered in Haverhill, His wife testi- in court that he drinks 12 quarts of “red wine” every is no particular editorial moral in this, which fies day. : \1. «seems to be characteristic of the most interesting things of life. However, a man who can drink 12 quarts of wine a day does a public service in the way of furnishing material for conversation to enliven dull evenings. So we pass th Teoneer ey Ma are niece \ 5 our the impression 4 : from the many’ and the-patience with which audi- Publishers | Ba SPs eI are EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments column may o: the opinion of our readers may have tant issues which are jouseed in the press of | CALL MODIFIED, Hl A modification to the call for the state convention, making. it optional on the counties whether they will | elect new delegates appears on the | front page of this issue, The Emmons County Executive committee has not yet decided, not having had an opportunity to get to- gether. A consensus seems to favor | sending the ‘old delegates, however, und it is unlikely that the committee | after taking the matter up, will cul! | for special precinct meetings and for a county meeting to t new dele- gates. | The majotity of the farmers are} bysy and will be so until snow flies, and they are, practicaly unanimous- | THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE he saw he killed, and he saw much, for his eye was swifter than light- ning. ly, sati were elected for the Yargo conven: tion. If members county desire spe ul precinct meet- once the county executive committee will no doubt issue the call for pre: Otherwise, according to the in- dividual opinion of two of the mem bers of the committee, the olg dele. gates, Roy A. Yeater, S. F. Wright and Geo, W. Lynn will be given cre- dentials to attend the state conven- tion as delegates from Emmons—Em- mons County Frée Press. WHAT TS AGED? The attention of the Evening Trib- une has been called Ly a sprightly tenden word “aged.” A headiine proclaims that an aged woman has been hurt in an accident. The story gives her age at 43. It is a gelicate matter to decide at what point a man becomes aged. To make the same calculation with re- gard to a woman requires even more wisdom and tact. Practically all the men and women who do big things and preside over great concerns are well past the mark sct by the headiine writer. A modern grandmother dresses with more “chic” than her flapper grand- daughter. White hair falls da under the shears of the bob arti The golf links are filled with young- sters of 65 who can give their sons handicaps in the game. What is aged? —Des Moines Evening Tribune. SPECIALIZING THE SECRET. Up in the Wadena district farmers are getting an average of $30 an acre for sweet corn besides retaining the fodder for ensilage. Up in Pen nington county, the farmers are pleased with their experience this year with sugar beets and there will be a much larger acreage contracted next year. Everywhere the dairy cow is profitable, and every section can find profit-making crops If only th effort he made—Morris Sun. é ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS ey By Olive Roberts Barton “I WILL tell you why there is a rabbit on the moon” said Umpeetah, the Indian medicine man, after he| had taken a long pull at his pipe. Naney and Nick sat as quietly as they knew how, waiting for the! story. They had seen the rabbit! through Umpeetah’s ‘magic glass, “It was this way,” went on Um- peetuh. “Once upon a time a mighty hunter came to the place where the He had made many arrows and well he de- served the name of mighty for what d with the delegates who throughout the ings and will take the initiative at} cinet meetings and a county conven- | young person of 63 to a deplorable | of the press to misuse the | It isn't, any more. | | SHAheTangles |LETTER FROM SALLY ATHER-|have brought in a great many | TON TO BEATRICE GRIM- women customers, | SHAW. edly and I think it rather annoyed n, for he spoke up quite tfGsquely, saying, “I am sorry, Mr. Hamilton, that you are saying this t@fSally for,’ thanks to you, I am ening enough to support us both incomfort and I have the same root- objection that every other Amer- man has, who has any manhood DEAR BEE: Aue Tam wondering if anyone,of, your | high-brow procliv.ties ever roads the janawers to the lovelorn, or the yn- ‘happily married, or whatever you may call those agony columng, which seem so silly and utteriy futile. At least that is what these columns, with their questions and answefs, always has seemed to me until right now. 11 about him, to seeing my wife fore I could control myself my 1, | duack temper got the best of me and 1f@nid, “I've never seen many Amer- - men who weren't perfectly will- i Bee, I remember you telling one day, when I told you I was ing to marry Sam, that you did that their wives .should cook think I loved him. After he r hot stoves, b h 1 d é es, bend over wash- his trouble with the “bad booz rds and do the hardest possible was sure I did not. I was so in- wk for long ‘hours if they were censed at his’ doing something} ng it to make their husbands com- against which I> had warned him many times. Then, as he seeme in his blindness, so brave and more splendid than he hag ever been in health, a kind of divine pity filled my heart and for a time I really thought it was love’ = * {$ftable and not for the glorious in centive of aygood salary.” “Sam gave me a look that was mur- derous and poor Mr. Hamilton looked troubled. With the intention, how- ever, of pouring oil on the troublea waters he said, “Now took here, But I've come to the conclusion | Atherton, you -are not going to ex: now it was partly remorse and part- | pect me ‘tq side with’ you ang lose ly pity. I thought I had no right) one of thd best ad writers I have, to find any more fault with hun when he w:s paying so dearly for his mistake. Sam is a nice chap. He wants to do everything in the world for me but, like many other men, he wants to do it in his own way. He is kind- ness itself, but it is his kind of kind- ness, not mine. Mr, Hamilton is giving hima very ” e are yqu / “I don’t expect anyone to side! with me, not even Sally herself,” said | Sam, and he went out of the room and slammed the door, just lik® an angry child. T,looked at Mr. Hamilton appre- hensively, but he only iaughed and said, “Never mind? dear, a half- blind. man has enough to contend Autumn styles are here. One sea- Mr. Hamilton praiseq me unstint-| son a woman's waist chokes her and | the next it trips her. Fashion demands slim: people. Fat ones can reduce by talking to people who make them sick. Men are wearing clocked socks again. Better get good quality ‘or the clocks may run, Football’s back. It is nice ‘train- ing for the rough basketball games which -will come later. Half the wonld doesn’t know how the other half lives, which is what worries it half the time, Men wha would rafse cain if. they found a hair-in: the gravy _ enjoy dancing cheek’ to cheek. Wonder if a divorce ever resulted from a man finding “some other man’s hair on his rolling pin? Doctors say we eat too fast, Most of us do, We. try to keep our food down bg bolting it. - 7 A model husband ds one who is as nice to his wife in private as he is in public. The apple crop is good and many a farmer is loafing because his cider is working for him. Don’t call a frlend:stingy dust: be- so many of us by wars, famine, pestilence and the like, | good salary and he doesn’t want me to work and Bee, I would go mad if I didn’t work. I'm doing very well in this advertising department. I have been able to write one or two. stock sdles advertisements which rr. “But winter came quickly that year, It tore down the mountain passes and out onto the plains like a white fury while the cottonwood trees were still in leaf and before the wood berries had withered. “Mister Mighty Hunter had lost his way; he was hungry and almost frozen and it was night! “At last he found a cave, and aving flint stone and a few dry twigs he made a tiny fire. Then he dug under the snow and found some| pine branches and made “a greater | | AND ANOTHER To BUY IS A---- fing. Minian he lagstdgws to, sleep’ ste was warm in the cave now, “By and by something soft rubbed against his cheek. ' “Mister Mighty Hunter sat up.| ‘Ah!’ he said. ‘Here is food of the; best kind!” It was a pure white rab- bit! “Then he stopped. ‘No, no, I can’t eat such a helpless creature. Lie down, little rabbit, and keep warm as long as you like. No harm shall touch .you.’ “‘Thank you, said the rabbit gratefully, And he lay down close beside the hunter and slept, “Three cruel days passed. snow and cold bitter wind, never a chance for food! “‘I-will give you the life you would not take,’ offered the rabbit. ‘At least one of us shall be saved.’ “But the hunter would not have it More with 80. “But the rabbit hurled himself in- to the glowing embers before the| | hunter. i “The great hunter thought of his squaw and papoose waiting for him, and at last partook of the .food that was offered. . “Suddenly a fairy ‘stood before him, ‘The little white rabbit is on the moon,’ she said. “‘With this magic glass you can Take it and tell. your chil- n’s children never to be unkind |. to'an, animal. They must never for- get the rabbit on. the moon. Go now! hunter turned and left the cave. tere Ke did so, he re; ONG THING WS. Cw Do. WItTHouT IS weet BRAND OF HUMO wie with.” There, I’ve (Copyright, 1923, NEA. Service,“Ine.) é Bu! Buy! poy! THING we've Cot | my Dead Mes. ¢ a ds said more than I had antended, and ‘lest I say more still Tam going to close. SALLY. + TRG, INSTEAD OF TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING blLse WO BUY WAY Don't |' | WeXOU TRY To THINK, OF Ma SOMSTHING WC CAN Do WitHour F! cause he is saving-up the first pay- ment on’ a lump’ of coal. ‘These are atixeing times. And you mast keep- stirring if you expect to have any time at all be, . Your face may be your® fortune, but a burglar’s face is hie misfor- tune if it draws legal interest. The only universal uplift move- ment is lifting up the eyebrows at >the uplift movements, Z a Political and talking machines dif- fer slightly. You must keep paying on a political machine. e * Poor little unlucky movie stars, several of them ‘haven't been mar-' ried since; last week. . It is hard tg be pheerful at break- fast when your face looks as if it ti e school of experience is.all you have aid then some. Talking doden’t. ‘seem to have the leagt: effect oh a double chin, » mgs* could be worse, No s bad as.its ‘parodies. at ‘A loud hat’will not keep’; your brain awake, co i‘ , Avham actor gets ‘exged ‘on, ¢: = y CE [ APhought |} Man to like to Yanity: his days are) a9. a shadow that passeth away.—Ps. song. is Cost of Running , Devils Lake For Devils Lake, Sept. 21.—The cost of | running the city government for the coming year will be $51,500 according to the City Commissién by City Audi- jtor Martin Olsen, | Aside from this $8,020 must be raised legally for interest and sink- ifg fund; and $4,055.62. as the city’s share of the total cost of street pav- | ing, and $4,500 for the purposes of | defraying the expenses and liabilities of the Carnegie Public tibrary, all of jwhich ate annual levi | Norwegian Pastors : Have Conference Mayville, N. D., Sept, 21.—Pastors of the Goose River cfreuit of the | Norwegian Lutheran church conven- ed here last Friday for a 12 o'clock dinner and conference “At the meet- ing the pastors effected the organ- ization of a pastor’s association. | Residence of Woman Raided | Minot, N.. D., Sept. 21.—Federal | agents and members of the sheriff's force seized several quarts of beer. and a small quantity of moonshine whisky when they raided the resi- {dence of Mrs. Thomas Connelly, at | Berthold, on Saturday, it was an- nounced. Mrs. Connelly was not placed under arrest at the time of the raid, but steps for her prosecu- | tion will be taken later, Mayville Normal Has New Dean ' Mayville, N, D., Seg:, 21.—Normal schools should promote the cultural development of teachers as well as | the technical training, President Swain said in announcing the elec- tion of a new dean of women for the Mayville norma] school for next year. Miss Nina Swearingen ‘of Fair- mount, Minn., is to be the new dean, She has had special training and will devote practically all her time to the soctal and cultural development | of the young women who come to the | school. { { { i 1923-24 Is $51,500 Minot, Man Holds Office In National ‘ Park Association “Minot, Sept. 21.—At \the annual convention of the American Institute of Park Executives, which closed its sessioh at Kansas Gity, Mo,, last week, the entize list of officers, with the eeeption of directors, were re: elected, ‘among them veing Will 0. Dolittle of Minot, who was again elected to the position of secreturg- treasurer.’ The new editorial bodrt for the magazine, Park and Recre- ation, was also appointed by the ex- ecutive committee ang Mr. Dolittle was again elected managing vditor. Robbers Steal = =’ .. . From Old Man Neche, N. D., Sept. 21—A Mem- nonite from one of the villages north of here, a man well along in years, was held up on the bridge north of town the other night, according to his story, told the authorities here. The robbers were a man and wo- man, he said, and they demanded his money. Fortunately. he had noth- ing of value in ,his pockets except his supply of 4obacco, which they confiscated. Son Joins Father ‘ In Law Work Wahpeton, N. D., Sept. 21.— Max Lauder, son of former District Judge W. S Lauder, has just been admit- ted to the bar for practice of law in North Dakota He is a graduate of Wahpeton high and science schools, and Northwestern universi- vy, and later completed the law course at North Dakota university. He took the state bar examinations in July, passed successfully, and-last week appeared before the supreme court at Bismarck for admission. Mr. Lauder will be associated witit his father. Ground Broken . For I. 0. 0. F. Home Devils Lake, Sept. 21.—Jenson and Company of Devils Lake has been awarded the contract to dig the base- ment for the proposed Odd Fellows Mystery Surrounds Boy’s Disappearance Ray, N. D., Sept. 21—Mystery sur- |rounds the sudden . disappearance }from this vicinity of Harold Flans- burg, of Milwaukee, a harvest hand, who has been working on the F. J. Schneider threshing rig, Flansburg came here in a ca¥ with a partner, | George. Anderson, who is still employ- ed’on the Schneider farm, ot Flansburg’s disappearance was not- ed by his companions as they were preparing to return home, after spending. the. evening. in Ray. When last seen: he was, dressed in blue overalls arid jacket, White shirt and cap. He was of a fair complex- ion with light hair.and weighed be- tween 160 ang 1720 pqunds. He was about 26 years of age. ¢ y capital stock; incorporators, Emily! 0. Reed, Grand Fotks,"CJara’ Dale, Grand Forks, Mrs. J. Kopelman, Far- go, Elizabeth Kenyon, Minot. fe ‘ [MANDAN NEWS | HUNTING CABIN ON WHEELS Atty. J. F. Sullivan ‘has “received’ a home, to be erected in this city. The price for the work will be $6,200. The contract was awarded Satur- day at a meeting of the trustees, of the home, held in the city, when members of the board broke ground for the few building with C. R. Green, president, of Bismarck, first wielding the shovel.\ Ole Serumgard of this city isa member of the board. The contract for the superstructure will be awarded in February, so that work can be started in the spring. SUSTAINS }NJURIES. Minot; Sept. 21—Mrs, J. B. Reed of this city sustained a fractured collar bone and adislocated shoulder blade when an automobile in which she ang her daughter, Blanche, and Mrs J. O. Moeller were riding turned over when it struck a patch of loose dirt on a highway 10 miles west ot St. Cloud. of dairying in this part of. Wisconsin is anxious to trade his holdings in isconsin, come to North Dakota and introduce his Black Swiss cat, tle in Morton county, , \ , MAY PROHIBIT RUMANIA FROM HANDLING MAIL ‘Bucharest, Rumania, Sept, 21.— Cémplaints of the handling of for” eign mail in this country, particu: hunting cabin on’ wheels—“a one ton Ford chassis and hes a body ,16-feet long. Inside the "craft has four'| seats for passengers which are col- lapsible to maké-way: for a double bed, There: ate: foldirig,.tables, 9 three burner gasoline stave, hot and cold running ‘water, shaving -mirror, first gid kit, fire ‘extinguisher, knives, fork: Spoons for. six Persons. TS Mrs. W. A."Lanterman who was taken to,.the Deasoness hospital ear- ly this:week in a serious condition is reported much*improveds N. D. Display Draws Inter Great interest: js. the Morton county, Clark county fair at © le, Wis. this week, says Secretary B. A. Ket- ter of the.Morton county commercial ¢ipg. shown in The fair at Neilsv: promises to surpass ‘in atténdance’ And \ interest the fair last week at Friendship ac- cording to County Agent Ilse who says that there has been greater ad- vancement in dairying antl diversifi- cation than. in almost any other part of Wisconsin. As a result\of this land prices are high here and farm- ets are looking for cheaper land. One farmer who visited the was county he ceuld have loaned $10,000 of that smoentsont st at 10 Percent invésted the balance in a 160 acre tract ahd by, carrying on. ee operations like hg rly that coming from the United tates, have résulted in action be- ittg’taken by the International Postal Union, ‘Unless there is. improve- ment, the ‘union says, Rumania ma: have to withdraw. } One cause of trouble has been the habit of Americans, when writing to friends in Rumania, of enclosing American currency. Mail sorters know this, and many an American letter ‘has been ‘purloined, é _ LANTROK (‘In the rough” has an un- pleasant sound to the golf player. With. the hat buyer it’s different;’ he wants something “‘in) the © , / ough” — one of ; stages the young fel-