The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, September 14, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR ] THE Ly «the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. ; “ BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO: Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY Publishers CHICAGO Marquette Bldg. ; D SMITH é PAYNE, BURNS AN NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ¢ The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or serie er of all news dispatches credited to it or not DETROIT Kresge Bldg. otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news pub- lighed_ herein. j All rights of republication of speci algo reserved. fs CANE atid ee ees MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SOO TOUS criceticola aS _" SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Deily by carrier, per year...........+- Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)...... -.. 1.20 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... . 5.00 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota...........-.- 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER ' (Established 1873) (eee YOUR HANDICAPS ? Do you enjoy your meals? Or do you often find eating is.a nuisance? Or, if’a housewife, cooking is a pest, bore- some, dreaded? : Frank Nayr, philosopher and seeker of original causes, makes a suggestion that probably has occurred to you. ? Nayr says: “It’s too bad we cannot take in food like a flivver at a filling station for gasoline. Gasoline is, to the fliyver, what food is to us, And the flivver, géts exactly the right kind of food—also just enough, neither too much nor tod little. “We humans are eternally eating too much food, or the wrong kind. It’s always a puzzle, what will agree with us. We feel a craving for corned beef. and cabbage or pie or lobster, but there’s uncertainty as to whether it will rest easily after it’s down. ; : “The doctors tell us our bodies are machines. When it comes, to taking aboard our fuel, we’re much inferior to the auto.” al dispatches Kerein are * Scientists say that bodies adapt themselves to environ- ment—that nature makes additions when needed, or takes away what is no longer needed. A favorite illustration is the blind fish of underground rivers, deprived of eyes be- cause it does not need sight. Of the giraffe, which grew a logg neek so it could reach tender leaves at the tops of trees. Such changes, however, come very slowly. Millions of years, according to scientists. In the last 25 years, man has changed his ways of living, hig environment, more than his ancestors in 25 centuries before. “i racials } We are developing so rapidly that natufe isn’t keeping up with us. Hence our machinery for eating and digesting and ndurishing our bodies is inferior to the auto, which we have oo more-efficient than gur own bodies, human ma- chgnes. °} = A queer notion, bizarre yet logical, suggests itgelf. Ani- mals grow fur, which protects them efficiently, against cold. Man keeps warm‘by artificial heat. However— ~ - You're sittingat home, notice the room is cool. Lie on th floor, you find the air cold. Stand on a chair and you digcover plenty of heat up near the ceiling where it doesn’t dé you any good. Ifn for this system which with it. E $43, 3 Genuine efficiency, with our present “‘heafin; ‘methods, would be intervention by nature to enable us to keep in the warm air by living on the, ceilings..- Couldn’t be? Flies) do it. = Unquestionably, our bodies are out of date. Nature is lagging, not changing us as fast as our progress and needs require. ‘ * No doubt, an idle Congress one of these days will attempt to: remedy the situation by legislating against Mother Na- ture, or at least appointing an expensive investigating com- mittee. At that, it would accomplish about as much as most of these committees. has something fundamentally wrong CHANCE INVENTION Scientific magazines tell how J. D: Dunlop invented the | pneumatic rubber tire. His little child, riding in a baby | cafriage, objected to the bumps of ordinary wheels. So he togk rubber tubes, filled them with water and fastened them tothe wheels. Later he got the idea of filling the tubes with air instead of water. “From this came the pneumatic tire used on autos and bieycles. *Big services to humanity usually result from attempts to}make life happier for a near relative or friend of the in- ventor. Love—service—is the mother of more inventions than necessity or laziness. g MOTHER LOVE Convicted of beating his aged mother and throwing her ouf into the street, a young man in Sault Ste. Marie, Mich., ig sentenced by the judge never to see her again. 2His mother, of course, will soon forgive him—probably already has. A #Mother love is more than an emotion. It is a definite force, like gravity or magnetism. A great many of the things we call emotions are natural forces, too powerful to be’ controlled by the individual. In their clutches, we get out great inspirations or, make our big blunders. Man is a viqlin played by the bow, nature, producer of more discord than harmony. , ‘FOOLISH CUSTOM oN . A convention of postage stamp collectors recently can- rm of physical’ exhaustion. pple a day. show up'‘at: the White House to clasp mitts with chief executive. The League Again: elimination of handshaking would do a lot to eurb muni¢able diseases., They are:right. . After all, shaking is, an foolish ‘a custom as oriental bumping of fore- lor rubbing of noses._- \ ; _wwARCK TRIBUNE/? ature is guiding Us, she is ‘responsibie} cefed in engagement to shaké hands with President Coo-| ie. It’s part of the campaign to relieve the president of | t fo! An average of 1200, st Hand Shaking tlaims that the com-| | Editorial Review oe —— ° SPORTSMEN AND POT-HUNTERS | Cool nights and fall days are) bringing with them the call of the | hunting season. The feeling for aj; hunting trip !s beixg expressed in| the rush for licenses, and nimrods, | old and young, are preparing for | the opening day of the sport on September 16. The one bit of anxiety-about the | coming of that day is the concern about the fellow who rushes the season by opening fire on prairie! chicken and other game before | sportsmen are given a chance to} enter the field. There are two| kinds of hunters,—sportsmen and outlaws who spoil the’ game for the rest of the crowd, Game laws are put into effect and enforced not only for protect- | ing game, but also for protecting | and saving the fun of hunting for the ‘persons who are really follow- | ers of the sport. Every year a group of lawless fellows who own} a. gun dash out Into the field be-' fore the season actually opens. They not only spoil the sport by reducing the number of chickens| and ducks which can be hunted | during the open season, but, also by scaring ithe birds into leaving | their grounds and by making them | too wary of persons who try to approach the hunting grounds. After the season opens these un- sportsmen-like individuals become | the pothunters who kill more than) their share, or who use methods for massacring game instead of hunting it. Game wardens are to ‘be compli- mented upon thelr earnest efforts i to enforce law, and to save the sport for true hunters. hunter has spoiled the ,sport other states, and unless he checked he will spoil it in is the | Northwest. Game wardens are the) friends of game and of the hunter. Help’ them ‘to -save the prairie chicken and the duck, and'to save; the field for the sportman.—Farg9 | Daily Tribune. i “CLEAN DOWN TO MY TOES” Governor Pinchot said when the acceptance of his proposed terms by the miners as well as by the operators was assured: “I am pleased clean down to my toes.” This expresssion suggests the sort of eutisfaction over the ddjust- ment that the public will doubtless feel when Winter comes, a grati- tude for heat! at whatever cost. At the moment, with the lingering of Summer heat still about us, we are inclined to count the cost of this promised warmth “down to our toes.” Whatever the cost is, tt_is probable that the consumer will have to pay it. The miners get an increase which amounts in the estimated total to $32,000,000 —that is, $2 for ach anthracite-; coal-using family. While _ Gover. nor Pinchot believes that ‘five- sixths of this additional amount can easily and properly be taken out of the cost @f transportation and distribution, fie is, of course, not eble to’ make*any promise: to the public that ‘this will relieve the consumer of even the smallest fraction of this additional assess ment. = When ' Gifford’ Pinchot’s friend hTheodore Roosevelt ‘brought the great anthracite coal strike of 1902 to an.end, through @ notable arbi- tretion to which He compeNed the ‘unwilling operators, he was ac- claimed ag a new Prometheus who hed again brought fire to mortals. ‘But Gifford Pinchot’s settlement of the present e is merely a} strike settlement and «not a deter- mination ‘by high counsel of any great human right. Primarily it| brought a higher wage to the min- ers which other fire-using mortals have to pay. If this wage was reached on a fair economic basis, the public will gladly pay it out of ; a sense of justice and in exchange for its own certain and added comfort. But in any event we congratulate the President of the United States and the Governor @ Pennsylvania upon' the vigorous, insistent eleventh-hour action which has headed off a protracted strike and prety, prevented a greater in- lustrial loss and a still greater cost to the consumer for its de layed coal. It might have been worse. ere is that consoling philosophy, though ft is not a philosophy that will give general- ly such peda) pleasure as the Gov- ernor feels, and properly, over the ‘success of his volunteer interposi- tion. It is a great personal }achievement.—New York Times. | MANDAN NEWS | Upper Classmen | Elect Officers | The Senior and Junior classes of Mandar. high school held the first clnes meeting Wednesday and the | following officers were glected: Sen | iors: Wylie Nelson, president nor McDonald, vice-presiden | Arthur, secretary-treasurer. Bonde and. Miss Mayer were named {faculty class advisors. Juniors: Wil- mot Pfenning, president; Alice Wil- kinson, vice-president; John Porter, secretary-treasurer. Roy Reis and Hyslop, class advisors. The Sophomore and Freshmen classes will hold meetings before the end of the week. The Athletic asso- cjation and “Spatternix” meetings | will also be held soon. Miss Esther Harrington of Center who has been spending a few days in the city as a guest of Miss Nanette Harrington, has,.Jeft for. Oskaloosa, | Sam says, “At last Sally7yd | thought into your mind - 2 LETTER FROM SALLY ATHERTON 1 guess I h i Betas peeps guess I am harder than either you Tcannatictsistawnitingsyou Misa co 5 : Bee, to tell you how happy I’am.]‘?¥st People as either of you girls Sam is regaining his eyesight by|@o. I'm afraid I never did have the leaps: and bounds and we are livingy &teat sympathy for Sam which | with his aunt. Of course you know | Should have had. Don't find fault how I have always hated house-| with me for that, my dear, because work and I have none of it now tqdo\|1 think I deserve more credit for : ‘pits | standjng, by him through thick and ting pretty. | ¥ ta ising ven though all the while I was Mr. Hamilton has given me a po-| perfectly disgusted with him for sition in the publicity and adyertis- drinking, than I would have de- ing part of the steel works and'al-‘| served ‘had my heart been full of though I might as well be ‘in!kome%pity‘ami love and commiseration for other business as far as seeing Sam | him, yjthout andy of the’ alloy ot through the ‘day is concerned. (we | criticism, ‘are’an enti®@block:from eachother), e\Wriee--me, my. dear, Bee, ‘and tell ‘he usually stops for me on ‘our fvag [ame all, about what Dick is doing out home. { in Calffornia. Like every ote else, Were% you afraid to let Dick\go SI inay Sail about the movies, but T out to that wild Hollywood? I tell 'scem to be vitally snterested in them. you, my dear, if I were fond of ajI follow.the itinerary of Tommy man I. would marry him-before@=let |}MeM@BA-more carefully than I do him go alone to as notorious a love- | that of the president of the United nest a8 that place, States-ang yet all the while I feel Of course, Bee, you, very’ qiffer- |(myse]f.very.superior to the entiro ent from me. I absolutely meas jum | colény: exactly what I have said about let ting Bick go to Hollywood, for every one of those girls are past masters in the art of sex allure. If they were not they would not be on the screenv. Perhaps I am a cat to put this I~trear Sam just coming in the front office. It*is tipe to go héme to dinner. He can ste well enough now to go around by himself and Mé Hamilton tells him that in a ‘few years he will be doing splen- didly. Vil just close this letter, though, and stick it in a drawer because—| well, because I wouldn't like him to see it. Poor old chap, he thinks I’m the sweetest woman in all the world and vou and I, Bee, know very qif- ferently. . Good luck dear, always. SALLY, There, I guess I’ve made you un- comfortable enough. Mrs. Hamilton told me the other day that Leslie was gétting on just and both she_and Jack wonderfull, were mad about the baby they found outside the doot. Of course I :hink it is perfectly lovely for Leslie to edopt it, but she’hasn’t been married quite a year yet snd\she may have a number of children. I wonder if some time in the future.she will rot regret that boy. She has taken him kind of “sight unseen,” you know. I don’t mean to be pessimistic, and Building booms are reported~ in South,Africa and Australia. “Stedm is coming into general use ‘on the large farms of the country. 5 BY CONDO EVERETT TRUE 2AheTangle mF In fact, T know IT do net} aig when he, turns he turns from | Gveretrt!! COOK CLT, — - OH-H-H-H HoRRI BCE / : woes THE WHEE L--- FOO---LATE --- to- “= AVERT-- THE--- CRASH I! == OM-H-How men | ‘\Jast word . it #requently THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE { | | y . Ce | | This is the-season the worm turns. | peaches to chesnuts. Radios will work better soon, They Go every winter, So do, people. | ‘This is the season:to get yourself all washed. up be‘o-»! the long cold wint-~ months set i Our language is,funny. Every- body knows what summer is as hot as and what winter is as cold-as. crop is reported. doctor away. A large apple Now we.can keep tl The changing weather brings; chapped dips... Which have advan-| tages: ‘They don't skid on damp rouge. Fall dances are simply great, we don’t see how they get untangled when the music stops. Why jump ‘up when?they. catch |: her in your lap? Claim you, are: prac- ticing a new dance ‘step. \W. J. Bryan May | pointed to Work with other church | of the federation, said. pimple on ‘thelower’ lip. sidered of a serious nature but a car- |.buncle developed but |Wbole ‘systéni beodme ¥ Give Series of Lectures in G. F. Grand Forks, Sept. 14—Plans for the holding of a bible conference in Grang Forks sometime next winter with special Jectures bys William Jen- nings Bryan were considered at meeting of the Men’s ‘Srotherhood of the First Lutheran church Tuesday evening and a committee was ap- organizations to atrange for the con- ference. Fe ‘ Father «plans . for the convention are expected to be an- nounced later. a To Be Offered Secretaryship , Of N. D. F. of L. proposed of the North Dakota railroad com- mission, probably will ve offered the position of seéretary’ of the North Dakota Federation of Labor when the executive committee meets here Sun- day, Conrad Meyer, Fargo, president N. M. Aune, Grand Forks, secretary at present, will present his resigna- tion Sunday, Mr. Meyer sald. The committee is also to select a fifth vice president of the rederation as this place was not filled at the state convention ‘in May. Members of the ‘committee beside Mr, Milhollan, Mr. Ayne‘ and Mr. Meyer are John Jacobson, Wilton; Ed. P, Leonard, Williston, and Mrs. Margaret Froats, Grand Forks. Girl Rescues. Baby Brother From Fire Underwood, N. D., Sépt. 14.—Step- ping through a curtain of flame and smoke around the Bedroom, Helen, 12 year old daughter of Mr. ang Mrs. Albert Weisz of near here, rescued Jed. Fargo, Sept. 14—Frank Milhollan] Inquiries About — Identity of Slain , Men Continuing Jamestown, Sept. 14. — Requests continue to come to city and county authorities, from different parts of the country for further information regarding the identity oF tne ‘two men found murdered in the straw stack near the city, The fact that no marks or other mvans of identi- fication were fo be had, and the iden-, tity of the victims is still a matter}, of great mystery, is unfortunate. Many families who have missing sons or male relatives, will be led to believe that the men found fnur- dered might be the ones sought. A recent letter received by the county clerk from Wisconsin asks for fur- ther information as to the men kill- Tt states that the father has a boy somewhere in North Dakota, from whom he has not heard for a long time, that he worked on a farm near Finley jast spring, but left there, July 7. The boy’s name is Melvin Helgeson and he is 22 years of age. Information is wanted by his father, James Helgeson of Eleva, Wis. ¥ Wheat Yield In Williams Co. Good Wildrose, N. D., Sept. 14.—North- ern® Williams county wheat yields are running 20 bushels anq better, according to reliable:reports receiv- ed here. The yields are better than those reported from’ ether parts of the county. = Threshing is general over the county at thé present time, and | among the sections where good crops are reported are the Zahl neighbor- hood, Grenora and: Bonetraill. One 20-acre’ piece of flax averaged 15 bushels \to the acre. Leading.< the favorable reports fromthe nofthern part of the county ate sever! from this community, in-, cluding 20 bushel yields, coming from farms of Fred Aiberg, Gust Nylan- der, S. K, Fields, Arneson & Sevre and Dudley Williamson, all of this her baby brother, Eugene, and made her way safely outdoors. The fire, believed due ‘to a defectve flue in a partition between two rooms, broke | out while the parents were away. The flames spread so rapidly that nothing could be savec. Mr. Weisz had just laig in his winter supply of shoes, clothing, flour and food. The loss was partly covered by insurance. Death Follows Blood Poisoning Bottineau, N. D., Sept, 24—Funer- al services were held from the local Baptist church for Miss Margaret Tait, 17,’ member: of the sehior class of the, Bottineau; high school, who died at het. ho Mhere from blood poiséning which feveloped from a At first the infection was not con- eventwally the | poisoned. ‘ ea Sept,”.14—Goed" re- x Mott, N. Ds turns have been received, on» ecent When the lights are dim dnd low| shipments of Heéttingek tounty-hogs. end the voices are the same pulses are not the same. the; Lounges are more comfortable than porch swings. Two can sit on a lounge without it squeaking. ‘Playing football or sitting with a girl are dangerous. Strained ribs do not heal quickly. | Boys are off for college. Théy soon will decide that what they don’t know won’t hurt them. A‘ good stiff drink of hair tonic should be followed hy a chaser of superfluous hair remover. Bry to be a bad egg and the cops will put youin the cooler. } pc ta Chorus girls need more than an eye for the business, much more. «_ A vanilla flavored lipstick makes one taste good enough to eat. Nothing looks better on a girl than a bathing suit; but not, however, ab- solutely nothing. Maybe Dempsey and Firpo eat rails for dinner and hold up their socks with thumb tacks? We don’t know what is all: the| rage in fall styles unless it is those who pay the bills. EAR —— You can trust:some people out of your sight. You can’t trust others ‘until they. are’ oht.. “When a magried man does get the is “Now what will I do-for car fare ‘The: worst “part about runniitg’ around after a girl is you can’t rest after you get her, ea ee ; Burglar has @iherd ‘life. Has to see‘girls with thefr hair in papers. If he wakes one she;is a scream. “Most of the speeding is done i parked autos. %2: Age of discret Going riding eee ne enced kind! tion is the parentage. | him e is a pure waste The top price on a bunch of corn finished porkers was received on an animal shipped by Mrs, George Kline, which brought_$8.86 a hundred, J. D. Johnson, andfonn Warren, Joseph Greff and Andrew Overgaard shipped hogs which brought $8.50. The total carload of 59 hogs brought $1,293.77. == td. _ ..YF?0r—oo * ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS ” By. Olive Roberta: Barton Mister Gallop, the cowbuy. fairy, and Nancy and ‘Nick were sitting down to supper in the red-rock cave, when suddenly they heard a noise. The fairyman grabbed his lasso and jammed on his_ big hat. “Come on, kids!” he shouted; “Something's wrong. Jump on your ponies and we'll beat,it for Trouble Farm.” Not very elegant’ language, but then what's the difference, if it’s Well, you may be sure the Twins door almost as soon as their host. But suddenly’ they stopped, all three of. them. Who wouldn't, in- deed, with Chatterbox Magpie sit- ting in a tree and laughing like a goose. . Fe “Why I—is anything‘ wrong?” de- manded._ Mister Gallop-angrily, for he hated to be ‘fooled. ’ “Oh, oh, oh!” screamed Chatterbox holding his silly sides. “Excuse me while I laugh, but really I think I'll bust. Burst, I mean! He wiped his eye with his wing finally and pulled a straight face. “Sit down, sit down,” he said weak- ly. “And Vib tell you, all, about it. Oh,me, oh my! Oh, hum! | =” “It’s about. Sniffer Ky-oty,” he on ‘finally. “He got fooled again. And I’ bet’ you he won't ‘si down to His dinner es -week: or next, Not, ele after.” “What happered “Whi ; demanded Mis- ter Sule, * “Did somebody beat “Oh, no!” said Ghatterbox. “Worse than that. It was this. way.’ section, and F. Lowe, who is farming west of Corinth, ‘Named ‘Chairman of Masonic Committee Fargo, Sept. 14—Ralph L. Miller,” of Fargo, Grand master of the Grand Lodge.f North Dakota, A. F. and A. M. was elected chairman of the Ma- sonic service and education: committee of the grand lodge to’ succeed Edwin A. Ripley of Mandan, who was grard master last year. Dr. W. J. Hutcheson of Fargo, was reelected executive secretary of the committee. The meeting yesterday was for ‘the purpose of organizing, going over the past year's work-ang making plans for the forthcomin, rear. a | [Fractured Skull Results in Death Fargo. Sept. 14—James O'Neil, 17, son of Mr. and Mrs. Richard O'Neil, living near Page, N. D., who sustained @ fractured skull Monday when he jumped'from a ‘rapidly. moving auto- mobile, died Wednesday. O’Neil was riding to his home with Mike Hausauer, a taxi driver, and jumped fromthe car without waiting for the driver to stop it. Funeral services were held today. Beulah Lignite Coal is Best. $4.75 per ton. Order now. tarntee Transfer Co. Phone the fence and grabbed’ at mb before I could call out But I didn’t need to. For suddenly. something came at Bniffer Ky-oty like a cannon ball and butted’ him over the fence clear into the middle of next week. Oh, throug! Baby a warning. me! Oh, my! I nearly die when I think.of it. It was Mister Ram—and he was as mad as a hornet.” , “Chatterbox. had to, stop to giggle again. “Come on, children,” said the fairyman, hanging up his hat. “We can finish our supper in peace. I hope Sniffer has learned a good les- son.” ig (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, Inc.) lost no time. They were at the cave|~ Oh, oh, ha, ha,| - 5|ha! That was a good one!” Ke i had wakened )Mr. and “Mrs. E. BR. Anderson of and wandered, off, | % : i ; pur cusToMERS lec what ate ae attend the Central of moonlight. St -gunt avin ROT ‘This is worth remembering: urope now biys almost | Be ae ae theadow t6 look for bugs, and there| wearer's individuality. half peabody mags our country. ( Mrs. Wai. Weileman’ of the city were Mister Ram and. ‘Missez Sheep é ividuali Of. equi 0 but racling fa ublcty js the | Underment.an operation at the Des- fe purenad Lem MeleGe a nnoase Good materials give it the al 5 ipally of Mexico, South |.coness hospital yesterdsy. % + i Sheep wore suposing: her Gaby Came, necessary staying qualities, Billings, Mont., visited over Sunday @ | nibbling bits of juicy sweetigrass with with Mr. Anderson's sister, Mrs. Al- 44 his funny! White nose. and: looking ts Ae the: blind leet. he blind, both | kind. of if > 4 ie bert Friestad. ap fall into ab ai Mi im oe ae Bee J himaplt to. ! it a was Mister Ky- ut nobody else Nieking His Ips and 39:14, ‘ pr thou att “wise 6 ‘ jgnorane it ja _knowest’ not 1 seems to be golf, movies thoa peat club v ie. ou ranks ‘if che Ines pe dso ‘Secor