The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 16, 1923, Page 4

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THE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) WHY THEY RUN claims the dishwashing championship works in the kitchen of the Pantall Hotel ;might of their cream before m ——<=— keting it, or who are beset at this }ime of {marketable cream, for few will continue in error when th arck) weee 5.00 0 Ito find Jsays the or Susie Hetlock, of the world. i in Punxsutawney, Pa. 3etween meals, the >marathon dancers. (system, while on the new s uking about the arely attempt- boasting abaut how Bets were kitchen help got t Yong she could perform with dishpan which will er Susie washed dishe She needen’t marathon dishwashing or any other kind of housework be- coming epidemic. 31 hours straight without stopping. her laurels. 4 rted Susie performing remains un- | this detriment “Why do endurance contestants almost without exception waste their energy on such trivialities as dancing and running, and rarely at useful tasks?” | ying to figure it out, you become mired to the neck in psychology. Probably it’s because a useful task nearly always involves some sort of compulsion, against which we all have an in- Not many'centuries since most of our ancestors were slaves of one sort or other. asant toiling to support mon- -called nobility in grand style. chs are alarm clock and co stinctively we r by nature — her ma want to survive. The less compulsion, the less spirit of revolt. pleasant working conditions and liberal pay increase the y—theoretically, at least. {the cream jand the separ: e spirit of revolt. was a delus rchs or other ion, with the pe: t of living.) ent even the rulership exerted over us | king it compulsory for us to work if we; average person’s ef: Revolting against compulsory tas s, we gladly welcome | anything that doesn’t involve compulsion — for instance, recreation or amusement—regardless of how much labor is Remember how Tom Sawyer induced his pals to white- He made the task recreation by wash the fence for him iz the compulsory feature, Willie will toil until ready to drop in his tracks, build- ing a shanty or tramping with the Boy Scouts. groans when asked to go to the corner store or carry out the | | upward; not downward. — Let us | put a premium on the best and not! jencourage a mediocre product. Jonsidering our instinctive aversion to compulsion, it’s ystery that we submit to any form of au-! political, industrial or home. merely acceptance of the le Whenever we abide ; 5 i ser of two evils. “<*Electricity will be transmitted through the air by radio from power plants to airplanes, predicts Prof. Hugh S. Tay- That would save carr} is not a new prediction, and it will come true as surely as the bum rises and sets i Coal, instead of long and expensive hauls to consumers, The electric power thus gener- ated will be broadcast, and picked up by people who want it, | “the’same as we now pick up radio music. traveling through the air what would prevent outsiders from tapping what they wanted without paying for it? power might have to be free to everybod: cost provided by taxing everybody. ment of business may become increasingly necessary with new inventions. Jor of Princeton. ying heavy fuel. Will be burned at the mines. But with power , its production | Government manage- private offices, corporation heads whether the sugar boycott is the beginning s’ strike ,a revolt against advancing prices—such as preci- ' pitated the business crash in 1920. Probably not. But price is rarely higher than consumers at heart are willing to pay. | Consumers do not have to buy anything (except a few neces- sities) unless they want to. Capital has leagued discussing of another buy- in enormous combinations. Tabor in most lines is organized. Combinations of consum- ers, to enforce their rights, will come into existence on a big Such events as the sugar boycott .are the faint rumbles of a slowly approaching storm. COUNTERFEIT Police in Riga raid a seeret printing plant and find tons of ian paper money, wndated, backed by the cale one of these days. ar A) saad | freshly printed Ru: “government of the czar. _This looks as if royalists are preparing thoroughly for a sible that Trotzky will wind again blocking hats in New York's East counter revolution. up, his career back It is not impo: MILLIONS . t ‘“@Pourists from America will spend 125 million dollars this ; _year in France, bankers estimate. ‘balance to apply on what France owes Uncle Sam, but the French army will need it, and more. Europe will never get out of the swamp until she disarms, The causes for gun toting must be removed first. That »would leave a snug ‘Uncle Sam in the last two-months has been collecting | _,~ tariff duties on imported goods at the rate of about 600 mil- ~ = lien.dollars a year. ‘ *Even the tariff’s enemies must admit that as a form of = painless extraction it beats any other kind of indirect tax- 4 million medals for} went 1800 miles of the fighting. er ‘fields in the Near East, eae ’ Great Britain has issued a total of in the World War. . for the men. who did rved that! the great oil THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may hot express the opinion of The Tribune. They. are, presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of Important iseues which are botng discussed im the press of the day — THAT KID FROM WISCONSIN AGAI AW C'MON, LeT ME SHOW You HOW 510, RUN IT f THE NEW CREAM GRADES COPYRIGNT I9ER Dy REX BEACH TROPEAITs | PRINTED BY ARRANGEMENT WTH HI FAW MEMUALPER SPAVICS, HRW oem We dolieve the Dickinson ‘Town : fori etnilve thee g VERVE GH BEGIN HERE TODAY Gray's every move; tie sounded him SCE aRBONS aio Hagtentt e Calvin Gray occupies the most| out adroitly; he pondered his light- omebody who has gone off half m rt us opposition on the grounds red resolves itself into opposi crpen ive suite in the most exelu-|¢st word. After the supper things sive hotel in Dallas. He introduces | had been cleared and the himself to the hotel ager, tol dishes washed the entire the president of the largest bank] journed to the front room and and the mayor of Dallas. examined the jewelry. It was ing newspnper gives Gray bsorbing task, they did not hurry up in which it is hinted that he is] it. Not until the following afternoc hacked by large oil interests. For] in fact, did they finally make tl a friend, who is vice president of] selections. The check was one of the biggest jewelry house in Dallus,| five figures. Gray takes a trip to Ranger to sell] When it drew near the tj aluable diamond: to Gus Briskow. fad he announce meets Ma Briskow, Allegheny, cr of his hired esr had ghter, and Ozark, the son. been instructed to return for him, ‘amily tries to make Gray feel] there was protest, loud and ¢ at home. from the Briskows, fath NOW GO ON WITH STORY Buddy actually sufked ng. those farmers o ‘to not take all the care they r year by onion flavors, wiil in the end bring about a better i see their neighbor gaining rapiciy by more carerut handling o. his product. t Since the receipt of the Dick'n- | Brother ster exchanged | nied the pleasure of dr son protest we have made careful lances; the fu considered brief-] to town in the new jinquiries and have not heen ible \y, smilingly, then he said, “With} Pa Briskow was wort single cream expert who order of wild onion weed bests can be eliminated from cream ‘or butter. Neither have we heen able to find that the dairy depart- ment has been influenced by crea a buyers in instituting the grading sontrary the em has met p approy of the highest scientific authorities the country as the only wey ble farmers to get out of their cream all the profit ossible, itis undoubtedly true the Slop: ecuatry is particularly hurt in at. natural pasturage by the wi onion and other weeds giving i}? flavors; it is also true that the ve ways in « urge part be eliminated at the farm; there is also a ditfer- ence in the way lous cows are frected by these pests, some cseap- ng entire ful watch of arious animals tion of their m will in some measure le: misfortune, and the low all the combined product reduced in this and other ways, mentioned in this paper last week. The onion plague lasts but a small | rt of the year and it seems to us oil at three an’ a quarter, it wouldn’t} secur of the diamonds, take long for a twelve-hundred| sured Gray that it was u har'ler to got the hull caboodle,| trust those service-cat dri would it?” But the latter, seeing a threat to “Is your well producing twelve} his carefully ured plans, re- handred barrels a day?” fused to listen. “There's one thing skow, junior, grinned] you can do for me," he told the exposing 2 mouth full[“You can give me a pint of cream.” of teeth as white and as sound as} “Cream? What for?” The family lroad crockery, put his next words| Fegarded. him with amazement. were directly at Gray: “We got four] “I'm fond of it. If you have no wells and the po'rest. one is makin'}| cream, milk will do,” twelve hundred bar’l.” “Pshaw! I'M put up a hull basket The guests’ mental calculations of lunch for you,” Mrs. Briskow de- to the Briskow ties were inter-| clared. “Buddy, go kill a rooster, rupted by an announcement~ that] an’ you, Allie, get them eggs out of dinner whereupon the|the nest in the garden, an’ a jar of * [them peach pres: while 1 make ‘Mister, it looks like you'd have} up a pan of biscuits.” y overnight with us,’ cause I as, uni vot important business after dinner’ When the ‘oth had hurried an’ I wouldn't trust Ma to pick out Briskow said: been no jewelry by herself-—them pric ’ you, Mister Gray, apd would ‘skeer her to death. We're got you down as a first cla:s¥ man. gnorant people an@ we ain't used to When Ma and Allie éome over to spendin’ money, so it'll take time for, Dallas to get rigged out, I'd like you us to make up our minds. Kin you,to help ‘em. They ‘ain't never been i wait?” fu'ther from home than Cisco s as long as you'll keep, that’s thirty mile. I'll pay you for keep me," Gray declared, heartily. | your time.” A moment later, having learned, Gray's hearty acceptance of, the that a place at the table had been| first and his prompt refusal df the set for his driver as well as himself, sec sed the speak: t a good pm ought not to b stepped out to summon the ‘Bein’ rich is mighty fine, but discarded because for a short per- e > app man do to effect the necessary Briskow shook his head doubt- iod it works some hardship LESLIE PRESCOT’ fers anoneysinvonyours loved If] aise oat dai of ges eran at a aria atullysnl are takes alee Vee tiiniin! The farmer who cleans his wheat There is no place like home, if TE NS aby you did, I know that many times vs. not surprised to find the chauf-.and I ain't used to thinkin’, Some will get a better price for it; the the place is home like Lb DRAM Cupid perched himself upon this s¢ four with nose flattened against a, day, mebbe, I'll get you to give me rm wife who brings clean and uni- = 1 Wendee eae TOC MicguIEs eret drawer and let the tears drop|pane of the frent-room window, his|# hand in figgerin’ out some wor- formly sized eggs to market wilij A telephone girl who can't cuss wonder, gay Ii Marquise, 0 | | ri ands cupped over his eyes. Ignor-| ing the fellow [from his streaming eyes. and run down his little naked body. get ap right m mium if she seeks the| has a poor memory. it is really true that “this de pure, sweet butter place of silence,” which has kept iness worries?” confusion at being} “Bus ade i si ary mi ; 1 vs - never is as balmy ag | Your secrets,-will keep min For} .1 expect often you felt lik scovered, Gray told him of his} “No. I got enough of them, made in ‘Pali bia ae ii the | Petraes aver sis cipilialinydna) | 2ury sccney (A aa eed cera aN aa your dainty serap. jehange of pln and instructed him ns Con We ‘it ain't that, Well strive to raise the standard of our ‘i has found her into it. lace ndkerchief if it wasn't s9)to drive back to Ranger and to re-| too sa “ Fasten, URE UR Sut eam’ product, instead of bellig| «One thing you eun do test ofan |) OT Some to “tiekorge my avers |ines i ee Bia tae ie igllan ig satter agen Panna py ome envey Man Ihapny, inj having itsalllworNou rer lemnic Hear z ")) charged heart” to you, little Mar-] Oh, little Marquise, I wonder if Then he led the way toward the Me can st nd it, but, mister, I don't SE aes Eo Ne 0 Ness teas quise. Because you have been so|you found out the truth of what! kitehen, want folks to laugh at my children, s {some wo take proper care in gathering and) artichoke keeping it? you hea When we revise we must revis? |” are among the thing® about, but seldom s long dust—only dust and memor an who came after you! That stay at the Briskows’ turned j and there’s other thin I dgn't T know you will keep my secrets | has said that pers must shed fal- out to he less ixkyome than the vis- wane i RAPP to ‘em. Buddy's a if, at,the pnd of my life, do us you|lons of tears before one comes .ol itor bad’ anticipated, for the after-|Wild hoss and hes got a streak of did BRA Bath ERGRE Yetetsrone by hknow'thal nolMAgee no one at nis OR Belg enest wen, Buddy examine {the Old Nick in him And Allie height of foolishness is the fone, leaving the secret drawer to| world is worth one.” ing the Briskow wells and others, broke no better 'n him I got a | depth of desp thig_next woman who finds it. (She] I have pretty n y shed my gtl- (near by, in’ there may be trouble a | Beach Advance. ieee esina ease tit) oer pant Aine put haven't come set | “they got along together swim. —Sometimes I 'most wish we'd never ie Mice Pach te { arbers must get pretty mad be- | tive up your f a mingly;. in fact; they grew thicker|tud no oll in Tex 5 | cause they can't cut their own hair. ‘wonder if you were always hap-}a tear. When I think how era ENiaveseinithencont: cRomiline CHAPTER VI D ptimists blow the hor jenty, | Spoke Y wer, ‘ y alls y - eee atte, Reena iat “Well, ‘did you 1: 4 ieks?” ADVENTURE OF |! One) ae ues boar er We PeSHA RR Re Mana sc aEey oe auatG and ved for a tong time and Jaci | Selow of ais fact that helwas being] Wolly “i you Ten) hey His 2 ‘A note of annoyance never came| It all began when showed him | sincerest form of flattery—and ie rou the gloom of early evening into Jack's voice before we were} the lease of the apartment. Jack | pleased his ity. e was guiding his vied, Now, however, with the}came home three nights ago evi-| When Gray offered him a cigaret, ange intentions in the world, I have|dently fecling splendid. He had | Buddy ‘rudely took the gold case out! “Yes. pda y with me that} made a wonderful contract that day ee his hand and examined it, then he the passenger dec! : en to. me for{and the first thing he said to me! laughed in raucous delight. {he announced the back toward By Olive Barton Roberts You never see a night watehman with insomnia. “The next thing,” said Mister Tate) 5 tr ters, the Ragsy Man, to the twins in) Wouldn't it be great if a “Hr And I made a good sale.” With pride of the Bris- Ragsy Land,” is to help the’ Chimney | lasted as long as the vest? day was that he was sure of a raise in Gosh! I never knew men had kow check. p out the chimneys. We 1 for thinks Giet, Bos le saulee-as purty things. I—I'm goin’ to get{ A few miles farther on the fellow help him ev Do Almost time for college graduates much to blame as 1 because he] 1 thought this would be a good!me one like that” confessed: “I wasn’t crazy (about you wish to come along to be hanting positions and finding | would have nothing to do with the] time to show him the house and in-! “Do you like it?” comin’ for you tonight. Not after “Oh, yes!” said Naney, who ust- jabs instead. settling of our home; because he} cidentally the lease and so I said,| “Gee! It's swell! I got a flash at in that ally decided everything for her a would not let me consult him as to} “ ot another lovely surprise} “Good! I'll make you a present of @ | brother as well as herself. “Where An aviator who fell near Provi- | prices. Jack. The house is all ig.» , does he live?” dence, R. I, came darn near flying in| He seemed to think that I should We can miove into it tomor-| “Buddy stared at the speaker in ” “le lives under the hill by the | the face of Provident know everything about I want you to come over and 1 | row. E 1 speechless surprise. “Nothing new about | old water-fall, the better to wash his eee | ing, house furnishing, house bud-'see it this evening 3 “Nobody never give me a present,”| Temained unperturbed. left arm brooms,” answered Mr. Tatters. “le One thing that makes the wild Banca TS Gey ui cathins are at the - office VL move O0F | Buddy said. “Not one that I wanted,|¥8S behind ‘the driver; witht he eps a dozen and three-quarters be- | flow a wile Teuleneyn stay) out Sainte : eee I never had nothing that I didn't{ Hing rigidly to the back of the seat cach of us has to have one.” | night with the wild eats, Dec ess Tineutiivan teenie ie hatis splendid, Lestiew’ he saldy nave to have and couldn't get along] ®* the car plunged und rolled. “Fre- ve yee RG Yea wan aston atte - ever have to bring’ such a sordia! 1 little knew to what. without. This cigarect case is worth | (ently NESE MIEN we Mister Tatters lesding the | low would you like to live next cy and Nick and Rag door to a Houston (Tex.) pianist wilo il and Vagabond and) played 66 hou non-stop? habby Coat and Harum = Scarum ae EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO d all the other Ragsies following. Some people sleep so little it is a There stood the Chimney Sweep | won. the bed bugs at their house t ray pondered this\refusal for a waiting, the brooms in a row behind don’t starve to death, inv : X DIDN'T SES TOU_ AX] FOR THE REASON \) moment before saying. “Perhaps ) autoist in too bie | [THOS THEATER LAST THAT LT WAS KEPT || you think I'm—trying. to make a east suspect it, Now you, for in- jan’ I'm sure obliged to you.” He} ® replaced the article in Gray’s hand, “Eh? Won't you accept it? Why not?” The man at the wheel shot a quick glance at his fare, “Um-m! These roads ure a menace to life und limb; the country is in- fested with robbers—” ‘Oh, sure! That's what I had in mind. You-ridin’ at ht with a hat ful of diamonds my idea ‘of a sucker’s amusement. Of course, we jmore'n all the stuff I ever owned. Oh, 1 dunno.” I'm glad you have come,” he said. Spokane (Was = “We'll be off at once. The chim- a hurry to get home will not be NIGHT, CvSRETT, AWAY ON “BUSINGSS, good ‘impression on you ,so you'll neys are so full of soot the stoves there for two years SS, Bur Um GOING buy some diamonds” won't draw. Only this morning the = = NIGHT. Mebbe,” Buddy averted his ey won't ‘get it’ Baker Man spoiled a baking of If we were Willard witn his 81- 382 He was in real distress, “Of course) One never docs.” | bread.” inch reach we would start tellin : : “Um-m! I ought to punch your}, “Sure! But if we should, there's “Then Naney and Nick can go fish stories for a living. head.” Gray slipped the case into} J¥st one thing to do. there and cl out his chimney once,” said Mister Tatte Ragsy Man, to the Chimney “lm sure they are willing.” A trained nurse shot two men in Chicago, showing trained nurses get wild sometimes. | young Briskow’s pocket. “I don't} “Indeed?” Gray was pleasantly in- |have to bribe people. Some day} Wisitive, but it was plain that he 1 redlize that.1 like you,” suffered no apprehensions. “And ‘Honest ?” that is: e “Certainly,” said Nancy obliging- _ “Cross my heart. “Sit tight and take your medi- ly. Where does he live?” Germany’ takes a census every five The boy laughed in frank delight, } “Ne F He lives in town,” answered the , years, but not because the German | his brown ‘cheeks colored, his e: ‘IT never take medicine.” Sweep. “His house is the second one people are harder to count on. « f : sparkled. “Gosh!” said | he, “I—] | The chauifeur shrugged his shoul- on the second street. Here are the ae = ‘like you!” For some time thereafter| ders. “Well, I do, when it's put Wren? Beets are famed far and wide as YES, rou DON'T WANT oO MISS tt BECAUSE [Be semalned red pug cellent but ae T been stuck up.” ota gitant the ein in their the only vegetable living up to xeed) Tarts” MIGHTY GOOD. IN THGS FIRST ACT phere ee ihe cuidate Caste |) ci@ise| Tame as a house. cut. me Megis Shoes to the Baker Man’s catalog coloring. 5 THE NERO IS ACCUSSD OF ----- | There was a wordless song in Buddy |—both times. Is'pose I'll get n Down the big chimney they slid | One billion dollars worth of wo- - }| Briskow's heart for—he hadi made a o, gometimes is and began to sweep. But the Baker | men’s clothes were made in the U. jfriend. And such,a friend! Gray per Zou wonlt, offer. sny: xe Man had nine lemon pies in the oven | last year. The woman pays. made ls conde re seubly nae Bl Ree one, eull.” and the soot got in every one. In- = {| engaging the young Behemoth in al “N« ne, cull. stead of white meringue on top, they | Storks sleep standing on one leg, euttie snd Piataly patton Me on Ran relieved td be assured of had black. and storks with corns probably stay is back. Defeut, ‘at other hands : ee “Pll just charge ten cents apiece awake at night. than Gray's would have enraged Continued in Our Next Issugf extra for them,” said the Baker at Ozark to the point of frenzy. It ae ae \ i a ' gts q i Hens in Great Britain laid one and Man, “for it's most unusual to have | Cost of living has risen almost 69 ; would have been considered by him , me an black lemon pies.” { | per cent in bon ares but it is sti | |? ; jan indignity and a disgrace. Now, hueecgnarter million eggs during The Ragsies and the Twins and worth doing. Z 2 .}| however, he looked upon it as a ——— inst Seen sane agers. chimiey caNeaS Z {natural and wholly . satisfactory : ‘elean that day. Then the Sweep There are 40,000 muscles in an| \ 4 d stration of his idol | prowess, and he roared with delight| CURED HER LT SAID & AM GOING TO Viat being bested. RHEUMATISM SEE (tT TONIC EH They were red in the face, out of Ss . Knowing -from terrible experience breath, and soaked’ with perspira- j tion, when Pa Briskow drove a in| the suffering caused by rheumatien p Mrs. J, E. Hurst, who lives at 608 E. his’ expensive new touring ca‘ By this time’ Buddy’s admiration) Douglas Street, C-293, Bloomington, M., ip so thankful at having cured | had turned to adulation; he had | Passed under the yoke and he gloried| herself that out of pur. | shamelessly: as-his captive state, At| she is anxious to tell all, on me ferers just how to get rid of their | supper tinte he appeared with his torture by a simple way at home. hair, wetly combed in imitation: of ’s. He wore a necktie, too. and! Mrs. Hurst, has nothi 1 to it he had fastened a ‘cheap| Merely mail your own on trae i ss stickpin, much as’ Gray wore}d@yess, and she wil! gladly send-you is, ae y ‘Oithis valuable information rel; Ba Briskow was sedtootpllessp ob Write her at once before you rvant..than. hip. son... He_watthedtorget, Sav, went back to wash his brooms at clephant’s trunk, and baggage men the water-fall and the Twins went think you have as many in yours, hack with Mister ‘Tatters to Ragsie Land. Turtles have no teeth, but then . (To Be Continued.) they have no toothache, ‘so that fixes (Copyright, 19238, NEA Service, Ine.) that up all right. : | aE A whale’s skin is two feet. thick |~ ane ao 1 A THOUGHT | in some places, so no whale should Bee —@ mind a spanking wind. Love not dleen, lest thou coma to Bronchitis and pneumonia are the reverty open thine eyes. apd thou | diseases which cause most deaths shalt. he satisfied with bread.— | in London. Prov, 20:18 Ege Se Rags will alwavs make their ian-| Among the many suggested reme- nearance where they have a right | dies for sea-siekness is tho. drink- {to do it.-Dr. Johnson. - + ‘fing of a. glasgeaf: sea-water. ,