The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 23, 1923, Page 4

PAGE FOUR i THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ~ os see FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 1923 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE gomonacneview Kntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They R ‘at e pre ed here it h BISMARCK TRIBUNE CO. - —- _—_—-_ Publishers || S05 PicSvte'may have both sides a e i lives TT Bete 'Stncused "in the’ prose of Foreign Representatives 1 | pein gale G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY | CHICAGO - - - - - DETROIT | TOWNLEY’S MOVE Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg.! Art. Townley seems to have divore PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH Led himself fr sug cal Ls nts, NEW YORK - (- - = _—“Fifth Ave. Blag.| i eiirs a1 $1 per in an organization which has for its purpose the organ izing and pledging of wheat to hold their wheat for som Owe MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS specifi- The Associated Press is exciusively entitled to the use OF) ed price. Townely expects to oun republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other-| ail the middle-west states. In wise credited in this paper and also the local news published | #lr: he is gow advising bis heat herein, ers that they have no business dab All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are a ecu eaeun th td GEERTIaRLET also reserved. the past. He has come to the coi = ae. = PEER TTT ee, clusion which has been evident te MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION J many of ws from the start f the SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE _ —j} man wh ing ing his farm gener © is busy. ope jusiness is not Daily by carrier, per year............ vee eee ee ee es 97.20) position to successfully compete in} Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck)..........+-.5-+ 7.20 | the operation of business ventures te] Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck)... 5.00, “hich only 0 small amount of bh Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota.... A + 6100! Ginty, has Savi i thu nettn ex THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER SNL Aeeuanle THO-OMERE SE (Established 1873) most of store newspaper, bank, and ns ash a $$. -—-——— j kindied business ventures has dem-| TO BE CONGRATULATED onstrated fir t hand that special! Bismarck is indeed fortunate in obtaining the 1924 con-)'tining and close application is} vention of the Ninth District Rotary clubs. The convention | Aes , Nee ates ihe all 0 will bring to the city from 1,000 to 1 ans and} farmers who have lost hundred several hundred wives of Rotarians from several states.) even thousands of dollars inn Speakers of national prominence probaby will attend the] ef Townley's past ventures certainty convention. The convention is a good start for Bismarck | *heuld realize the force of his pre in endeavoring to see a new record in 1924 as the premier echt si aes cay eae re convention city of North Dakota. We can only assume that} it for ne other reason cine ieee it was because Bismarck had the liv crowd at St. Paul, | him from organizing any more busi ov the Rotarian ladies made the most telling impre vs ventures for them. — Emm all, that such a large convention was awarded Tf ably estat over other cities much larger. PASSING ON THE TORCH Peni eR aS i eet | You cannot come upen the ruins a : f [of thevold great mona teres of Eng IMAGINARY ILLS Jland, beside their waters, in’ some now remote, without . . Hi A nerve speci: us, a woman came to him on the | lovely vatte verge of collapse, and it developed that what she really | feelime that herve is one of the choicc wanted was advice about investing her money. Doe gave | {Pe See th, where the spirit the advice, collected his fee. The patient went her wi eo ee oh Man ALU | remember that when Rome collap: relaxed, contented, cured. vd, cu Jwhen the great Roman empi A queer case? Not unusual, according to the nerve spe-| into smoking ruins, and bears ro cialist. We're all more or less in an unbalanced nervous {it the streets of Lyons. and wolves: condition as a result of the war, and the specialists have | ested in the “deser pac i ph | Rome, and Europe really was a dark come to expect anything. \ruin, then, it was not in eastles o7 : oe ——— | manors or cotteges that life remain Nerve specialists report a big increase in cases of pre-|ed vivid. ‘Then those whose souls" tended iilness, technically s hypochrondria. A| Were still alive drew togeth: nd -hypochrondria¢ is a person with morbid anxiety about his or | {duly built ie eee ucate her health. {1 sere of aa t eae Frequently a hypochondriac’s mental distress actually | cour ated, helpl aaah eu never rid flooded | produces counterfeit symptoms of the imagined maladies. pme in aw The hypochrondriacs flits from malady to malady. One} With tation, these kept ay, he imagines cancer o {the stomach, Next day, a | {2% fuman spirit, from disintegra- | fear that Bright . t ng quite dark, in the e is And so on, leading developing. BOXES ‘*- GOLD BY E. PHILLIPS OPPENHE by B. Phillips Oppenheim - 1922, Copyright, Arrgt Vendetta begins between MICHABL SAwukS, notea criminal and sik NORMAN Scotland GREYES, Yard, when A edi A ark men made the ititul hou: the doctor a merry e, he meantime feeding the patient} chur which in made Europe,} 44 saves hint bread pills. inspiring the 1 Aaa aival hooting dead ae office The . ae asnally ie imitativechears dhat some| Midile Ages.—D. H. Lawrence q urrest him, — Janet The hypochondriac usually is imitative—hears that some Dial. awrence in the ayers’ wife und accomplice. one else has a certain malady, then begins fearing he has the same. A generation ago the “hypo” was considered a mental case, and even doctors smiled a trifle at him — when nit | MANDAN NEWS | weren’t cursing behind his back. Now it is recognized that an unbalance of the bods | Invokes Sundown Law in Law Suit endocrine glands is the most common cause of hypochon- dria. If the th roid or adrenal of pituitary glands are too} : active or not active enough, the victim often becomes neu-|_ Por the sirst time in the history of] rasthenic, imagining all kinds of symptoms, fear flitting Ete CC ke eu J AGsS Cah i ) , based on the fact whether it was : night or day time was fought out in from disease to disease. In such condition ,the “hypo’ sincere in the belief that all the maladies in the universe are clutching him. Ve There’s still another type of hypochondriac—where the | f David G h 0 u patient fakes illness and knows it. The motive here is to alist ae lee een attract sympathy. The well person is taken for granted {cer county was brought before the without fussing. The ill person gets the attention. So the |court on the grounds that the plain- hypochondriac, craving affection and attention, pretends to ii hadbesnieyctedmiuy mah isi nie ’ n the night tin was the statement of Judge i Pugh of Dickinson, when thet men, Gorty and Metzger, of seven boxes hael plots to rob two of gold brought into England to estaplish private credits, It is ranged for two masque aders, 1 Mrs. Jose de Miguel, to assist Michacl. Duriny the absence of Gorty, Madam de Miguel entices Metzger to her hotel room where Michae, renders him unconscious The boxes of gold are substituted for luggage taken from the hotel by the de Miguels, who leave for parts unknown, Greyes called te, so ins is vesti NOW GO ON WITH Rk NORMAN CONTINUE do,” was the confident reply. was chased out of the States; we have granted an extradition wa rant against him on the charge of manslaughter; we have watched ery steamshtp at every, port; yet I ‘ORY be ill oe lon't mind, confessing to you that . , ‘ : | Gunch had failed to make payments] ‘ h _ We all have this craving for sympathy and care, though |of principal and interest on the mort. | © Mave weason te believe that the 1s few of us are willing to “enjoy bad health” to get it. |zage on his farm with the result thes |!" a taae SHH Pata aed 5 4 5 ephagy . miee Mice q ch ow BEB Ochs As for the glandular-neurasthenic type of “hypo, tie | een eaes nt sorecleset ish much more agonizing to imagine you're ill than really to Be ake his home there hing ane ena eMedia ie ye ill, especially in the clutches of the mysterious maladies that | of redemption had expired, but failed | , NO ae He reR Ha originate in the endocrine glands or the imagination, and |? amaige any payments of any kant] iy caren Sidaie suneineeeelndced, which yet are only vaguely understood by the medical \“") perused Lomove, A {1 had no inspiration as to where to vrofessic : | The mortgagee wanted his property ‘ rch. Janet had left Al- I S$ appealed to the court for‘an eviction , y i order and got it. The sheriff went COAI out to the Gunsch farm to » the | 7 we eee oe Spc 4 3 i papers, but Gunsch who fore-| When we export coal we are robbing posterity, a railroad | handed information, ie | president wart Evidently he is afraid our descendants | not at home and aes {eee ey will not have enough fuel. His fear is groundless. America ,S¢'ved. The sheriff remained at the | has sufficient coal, unmined, to last over 1000 years at the |D&e, carrying Gunsehes household | rate it is being consumed now. . | po: ion out and puttjng them int J _ And long before that 1009 | the road, At 6 o'clock the farmer ap-| years are up, coal will be out of date, fuel being secured by |peared upon the scene and was served. disintegrating atoms, storing sunlight, and so on. | Gunch consulted Attorney Joseph | There is never a real shortage of coal. The shortage is (ee anes Se in mine labor and transportation. Solution of the fuel prob- | who brought suit making use of the| lem eventually will come by burning the coal at the mines | sun-down law of the state, and would | to generate current for a country on an electrical basi jaye swonubis (case) hadsit not becn | that the sun lacked two hours of set-! | ting time. for the late Wil-, JEAOUSY ho tay aaloliay is a ini Bre era ae peer ree | Funeral services jee usy is a mighty force in making the world progress. | ji. p, Dopking were held this morn- § the average radical merely jealous of what some one else ling at 11 o'clock at the Methodist has, either in the way of wealth or power? jchurch with Rev. W. R, Thatcher of- | ive a million dollars to a political fire cater, and after | ficiati Many friends of the di afew halfhearted flashes of flame you'll probably find him, cowed wire, Prevent to pay tribute calmed down. Power — election to office — usually has aj . % similar effect in making radicals conservative, though they | ene go ahead shadow-boxing for effect. More effective, as eect fire extinguisher, to give a radical a responsible public job | ter vacati than to lock him in jail. jand aunt, Mr. and Mrs. fand to be with his father, W. ish. who is a patient at udent at Sacred on, cali spend the k at y to : BUGS Cold weather in southern states damaged insect life, in- cluding the boll weevil. Uncle Sam’s agents. from their| 7. manager of the Stil \Cattle company of Fort Rates, was in| ‘Jabaratory at Tallulah, La., examine moss in which the wee-| the city yester vids spend the winter. They find 19 weevils to a ton of moss, | Behock™ 1 on the average, compared with 127 a year ago. ed thls meter any aie SLB HON, We the most im- portant news of the year for the millions of Americans wh0| fireq bette i eet wntoEt id on cotton for their meal ticket. Within five years Ata he eee Hie ria scientists, using poison gases, should be able to make the boll | ranges. i weevil practically extinct. i | wy on’ busin | Montana, where he has ‘been for a jmonth at Townsend, and declared |that range cattle in North Dakota Mr. and Mré. William®Eawtelle are \ expected to return today from south- | ern JMinois, where they have been | for the past month, having been called there by the illness and death of Charles Sawtelle, a brother of t former. | i F SLAVES _. Male slaves are sold at $6 to $24 apiece, in Abyssinia. ‘This is revealed in an offical report of the Leage of Nations. _ Female slaves, $6 down. Child slaves, no market. . This bit of news takes you back several thousand years. ~The glory of King Tut’s tomb dazzles us. But if we had lived in his time, nine-tenths of us would have been slaves. ‘Tut's funeral was the only bright side of his reign. ay Funeral services for the late Henry Plau, who died suddenly Tuesday eve ning of paralysis were held at St. Jo seph Catholie church this morning. , i ‘ lin flight. has recently returned from Mtrenble we got together the | ing. ¥ come bermarle Court and had not replied to the various notes which I had written her. I had a vague idea that there was danger in prosecuting in quiries for her, too closely. I had an idea, too, which was by no means vague, that I was being watched. There was alw loiterer of some sort or another in the street when I entered or left my rooms. I felt surreptitious eyes upon me often, when I lunched or dined or visited the theater. Once I walked home Jate through Lansdowne. Pas: and heard the patter of rubbe! feet behind me. I swung around, | ang my pursuer, whoever he was, a burly hat agile figure, took refuge It was about three weeks after the tack upon Metzger and the disap- pearance of the gold, when I re- ceived a most unexpected visitor. I heard a shrill, foreign voice in the hall overridiug my servant's objec- tions, and a moment later a man | entered unannounced and evidently ina state of some excitement. You are Sir Norman Gfeyes?” he aid. “I am Gorty. I came to this country of cutthroats with Metzger with him who lies it the hospital. u listen to me?” I motioned to Adams to I and wheeled around an easy-ch; my visitor. “What am I to think?” he demand- ed fiercely. “I come from a great but poor government. With much gold with which to buy materials in this country and open credits. ou who dre supposed to be more’ civil- ized than.any other country. to Manchester to speak ‘at a meet- back, and ‘what do IT find? My comrade brutally assault- ed, my country’s gold stolen! Yes, and that in the heart of your London —in the center of your eivilization! What am I to think of you}-then, as a people, I ask?” iy be “It was a most unusual crime,” I told him, “but you must remember, that you were taking grave rfsks in having a large amount of. gold like that unguarded in your room. The police, however, are: doing—” he police:” he’ atmost shrieked. NE, Or Service, Inc. A Servi: ; “Your police? ar: is, imbeciles or ras¢ know not whic! And as to having the mon unguarded, how woul we help it? Thoresure many banks in London wae we owe then: money, What would if I had di They would dave And as it do you believe that it is an ordi- hi has robbed us? No! 1 said, “that you ylextreme view of the reum- you for feel- what brings a ve However, aking aire things. stances I u pnot: ble Tell me ing ill you here. “Ten ye edenly calmer of the police « was an anarchist plot nals escaped to London. he went. on “Twas in th my country Three crimi- You were at Scotland Yard, and J came to see you. You found me those — crimi- nals.” “Tell me what can I do for you?” I asked. nd me my gold,” he demanded. “Find me the man who attacked Me We SIP NORY He drew his closer to mine, He cigarettes hungrily. his, and handed He smoked furiously. “Listen,” he confined; “I piece of evidence, 1 will it to the police. T do not tr You shall find me my sol “What is your piece of evidence” T asked. EVERETT’ TRUE chair a little eyed my box of I placed it by him a mateh, a have a not take them. “The next suite. at the him with can, two day he is to b “Why the pol the devil little g “the man whom they spoke of as iting the South Americans in the ‘Ah, those South Ame » suite that night. Madam the South before. «© found now.” 1 exclaimed, “But have I not explained?” man You ray you, who he is. Th 1, bi to act. was, to find him “Go to tl British Mu: on will find h self am a student at the next table. He is reading | from some rare volumes the ‘His- j tory of the Rosicrucians.’” peated. you wil “Tomorrow morning,” Gorty ar “Listen, y well.” “I do not of those would slip: aw: must find him and I) T never {rusted them! T saw m makes need had she of (man like that has lovers enough “About the little g man?” | ventured. “They speak of him in the evi- Gorty went on-eagerly. “He T saw Ameri- 1 know where haven't you told “That the’one man they are looking fo: he trust the solemn con- would mareh up in uniforn lace I spoke of, and the little + T tell see You must consider how he asault ut it is upon he seum between eleve o'clock,” Gorty told_ me. im there, reading. 1 go?” ose, Greyes,” he Metzger the gold I want.” 1 said, “tell me where reading-room at the I my- twice I have sat Between eleven and one,” I re- I promised. dl, “—you, Sir Norman Gteyes. Will you’ swear that if to me “J swear “Then th GORTY when, from ment, T sa it,” 1 answered. rougl was right.” The my place of whim come ou recover my gold, it comes that man you will; find it,” he declare A pers moment conceal- shufflin, into the reading-room and take his place ‘BY CONDO opposite to me at the | great round table, I knew very well that this was Michael. He carried with him’ two. or three books, a | He had the appearance of the most | devout bibliophile, and indeed, hav- ing watched him for some time, I came to the conclusion that he was in earnest about his labors, It was in these little ways that Michael achieved real greatness. Detail was a passion with him, He not only appeared to be deeply interested in the Rosicrucian history. He had actually become so. I was without doubt at fault not to | have at once passed on my informa- ' ton to Rimmington and to have had ‘my old adversary arrested on one of the many previous counts against him, It seemed to me, however, that this, would) bring to ay end our chances of recovering the gold, and I could not ignore the fact that I was indebted to Gorty for the in- formation which had _ delivered | Michael into my hands. I therefore | maintained a strict watch, and wait- ed. For three days and three nights I knew Michael's every movement. He made his own breakfast, lunched at a small restaurant near the Mu- keumt, and dined each night at the Monico, where he sometimes played dominoes for an hour afterward, if | able to find an - opponent. fourth night, however, he departed from his usual practices. The young ! woman whom I had been employing to watch him came to me in haste. “Our friend,” she announced, call the Monico but took only an aperitif there. He walked across to Romano's and has ordered a table and dinner for two. “Whercabouts?” I asked quickly. | the right-hand side,” she replied. 1 rank up Romano's and engaged | one of the tables in the balcony. In a quarter of an hour I was ensconced there behind the curtain, with Miss Rose Weston, the young woman who had brought me the news of Mi- | chael’s change of plans, as my com- panion. She had found time change into evening clothes, and she played her part exceedingly, well. We should have passed anywhere as a very ordinary couple, indulging in- a somewhat pronounced dinner, flir- ‘tation. I kept my eye, however on ed below, and in due course 1 was rewarded. dressed woman came into the re: taurant and sank into the chair by side. I saw at once that it was ; Janet. “What you expected?” my com- panion asked auickly. | “In a sense,” L admitted, — “Re- member, when they leave, it is the woman you follow.” room than Janet, or more beautiful. She talked in a Jow tone to her com- panion, and her manner was often earnest, Nevertheless she never smiled. She was different in that respect from e one of the diners by whom she was surrounded. There was not a suggestion of festivity about her. She ate moderately, drank sparingly, andstalked, All the time she gave one the impression of a great weariness. Toward the end of the meal, what I had been watch- ing for happened. She opened her handbag and passed something across the table. It was about the size and shape of an ordinary shot- gun cartridge, but I felt certain, from the way she handled it, that it was heavy. I knew then that we were on the right trac! | (Continued in Our Next Issue) St Tay HERE EVERYBODY HAS A HORN TO TOOT. \ Los .Angelesy Los Angeles, the glamorous, where all 1 the streets are clamorous With motor cars too numerous to count; ; | Where real-estators trot to you to |. to sell a house and lot to you, And population's always on the | ‘mount. {Los Angeles, where babytalk quite |" naturally’ maybe talk Of oil and mines and railway lines and fruit; |A feverishly busy town, a tonic and a fizzy town, Where everybody toot. has. a horn to | Los Angeles, where roses are, yet where the people’s noses are Sometimes assailed with oil |) sooty smoke; | Where one may quickly cop a roll and just as swiftly drop a roll, | Be rich today—tomorrow wholly \ broke! |A proud, enthusiastic town, at times i a bit bombastic town, | Whose bgosters boost by night os | as -well as day, A town that has soci¢ty of every known variety + | And every game on earth for them ! to play! and Los Angeles, where folly would ap- pear to reign at Hollywood ‘If you believe the tales that pco- ple spread), But where the movie-makers are as decorous as Quakers are Wap sapber, play a bit, and go to (Whichever tale seems best to you of these that I’ve expressed to you, 2 { Accept it, doubtless neither one is right— You know how rumors tangle us—and I’ve observed Los Angeles You know how rumors tangle us—and I've observed Los Angeles From three one afternoon till ten at night!) ° —BERTON BRALEY. (Copyright, 1923, NEA, Service, Inc.) This winter almost slipped by, with- out anyone repeating that hot water improves a cold bath. tribune Want, Ads Bring Results volume of reference and a notebook. | On the} “Downstairs in the restaurant, on | to} the table at which Michae] was seat- | A very elegant, quietly | | Lwatehed them closely from be- ‘hi the curtain, There was no more | | distingnished-looking woman in the | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Tom Sims Do you think you are too broke ty marry? In Pineville, Ky., two in- mates of the poorhouse eloped. About 500 men of polish attended the Chicago bootblacks’ banquet. Many income tax evaders thinking they may! be caught are right. A Virginia boy robber will be 50 yours old when he gets oout again. Doctors say Lenin is out of dan- ger. We say Lenin never is. Thinking it is their turn nest, 11,000 New York barbers may strike. Culifornia woman has diamonds set in her teeth. 'The crown jewels. i Statistics show American women spend $76,000,000 yearly on cosmetics to increase their face value. If the French take Frankfurt will cause no sausage shortage. it Bandits got away with jewels y ued at $50,000 in New York. Pol think robbery was the motive. None of these European stat men clamoring for another war was shot at in the last war. Los Angeles woman grandmother at 31; an man ¢laims she is onl: Freneh scientists say people can through their skin, but it sounds ike a skin game to us. Archacologists thifk they h up 4 prehistoric Indian ne: Mo., but we don’t. Mexican newspaper claims Edison is a descendant of King Ixtlixochitl. Tom could cue for slander, woman = Si her times in this is too San Francisco husband spanked her one day. Experts say often, Government has. started printing money on reclaimed paper. No won- der it doesn’t last so long. Astronomer says we will have sun- shine 86,000,000 years, so now we can worry about something else. Prince of Wales will not take any college degrees. Some of our se- noirs may do the same. In Bellville, Ill, a fumigator’ black hair turned fiery. red. Perhaps it is just another sign of spring. People who get familiar on short notice are not noticed any longer. Greatest” trouble a woman has with her head is washing her hair. Those who do not believe in danc- ing have nothing to dance about. A soft answer turneth away wrath, but a seft road brings it on, Men who act serious all the time are considered funn. better, You sel- ith the itch now. The world ge' dom see a man He who laughs last may laugh the best but not the most often. One tells us she considers a per- fect gentleman a perfect bore. The last word is the one that Be careful with it. ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS GO ————————————— By Olive Barton Roberts . a “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” laughed voice. Nancy and Nick, on their way to the Cut-Out Lady’s house in Sugar- Plum Land, looked all around to see where the voice came from. “Here I am! Righp over you. If I were as big as a ‘church and as heavy as a cannon and lost my bal- ance, I'd fall right on top of you and smash you.” The Twins jumped, Looking up they saw a peanut poll- parrot with ‘tissue-paper feathers with as many colors as a gypsy’: dress. He stood on a pipe-cleaner perch and had pipe-cleaner legs and pipe-cleaner feet with: which to hold on to his pipe-cleaner’ perch. “Hello!” said Nancy. “Hello, yourself!” said the peanut poll-parrot. “Are you a Sugar-Plum Lander?” ss “No!” Nick told him. “We are only on adyentures.” “That's fine!” said, the © parrot “Then Tknow you have :some brai Most of «the people here have no brains at all; And for goodness sake dont offer me a cracker. I hute crack- ers. I’m crackily enough as it is Will you' do me a favor?” “Certainly,” sajd Nancy obligingiy. “Then take this raisin to the fenon cookie canary who lives over there: that paper-bag house, will you? She i lost her raisin eye and now she can’t see how gorgeous I gm.” i “Oh, yes, indeed!)” Pipidised Nancy, holding out her hand. >‘ But the peanut parrot couldn't find the raisin. He hopped down off his perch and looked everywhere. “I hid it behind this rock-cookie,” he screamed, “and now it’s gone.” “I ate it! I ate it!” called some- body. It was the maple-sugar roos- ter whose head came off. want the, lemon-cookie canary to sec . you. Your feathers are handsomer than mine.” if “You must not be jealous,” said Nancy. -“Thdt’s not kind. Run off and find another raisin at once, Mr. Rooster.’ He flapped his sugar-wings, crowed three times, and finally flew off 1 get the raisin. “I guess you are right!” he called: rN Af (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1923, NEA Service, “1 don't ~ een) —-