The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 26, 1922, Page 4

PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N..D,, ag Second Class Matter, GEORGE D. MANN > Editor Foreign Representatives G., LOGAN PAYNE. COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marqnette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. NE, BURNS AND SMITH NEWYORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg.' ! MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED a PRESS EAL A ke ThétAssociated Press is exclusive- ly enfitled to the use or republi- cation! of all news dispatches cre- dited’ to it/or not otherwise credit-| ed in this paper and also the local news} published herein. All rights of republication reserved, MRMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION | SUBSGRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN| ADVANCE Daily, by carrier, per _year....$7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bis- MBP RODALEK) (ests sc sidelds cea es 7.20, Daily by mail, per year (in 5.00 6.00 THY! STATE'S OLDEST NEWS- APER (Established 1873) state outside Bismarck) Daily- by mail, outside of N Dakota MORE COLUMNS OF NEWS With this edition the Tribune in- augurates a change in typographi- cal style which adds eight more columps of news space for its read- ers. Ai metropolitan face of type re- places; the old style giving more wordd'to the columns, so that the Tribune is in a position to ‘expand its sétvice to its growing circle of friends. Thé’full lensed wire service of the Associated Press is giving the Tri- bune’‘an excellent state’ and gen- eral mews service which the man- agement believes is satisfactory to all readers. ! EVERY CITIZEN’S DUTY Campaign arguments from nowon cannof be very effective. The evi- dence*is practically in and it is now; School children, own the majority of the duty of every voter to weigh well the facts and go to the polls next Wednesday and vote their hon- est convictions. Both sides have presented the is- sues fairly and clearly. There has Been Jess mud slinging than in the past. "The voters seem jnclined to hear poth sides and:give a tolerant | Do you remember when'a penny sat- consideration to all facts. Whatever the results Wednesday, ‘the’ Republican leaders of the state should immediately plan a complete If yo cannot be here election day| and New York and Chicago. His ex- go td the county auditor's office and} planation is that in those ‘cities “a statel ‘senatorial contest. To dispense with| they “mingle only with literary peo- a mah ‘who has served 23 years and ‘ha: ‘mea voice; in the highest councils of the national government would be a po- Jitical reorganization of party affairs in this state which will be a protection i, again&t state socialism and the rule of the party by men who ‘have ino sympathy with its principles and are | merely using its prestige and its traditions to gain office and a real- | ization of selfish’ ends. | Ouf “ofthe complicated situation Hi that gonfronts the voters, one neces- sity @tands out\ clearly and that is | the return of Senator P. J, McCum- “ber to the United States Senate. the issues in respect to the iow attained a position which prestige for this state and a disaster. r the issues are before the’ / voters, Eleventh hour appeals can| SUch things as ‘literary circles’ in have!/but little weight and the un-| England, in the sense of groupings | Americapism”; 8:00 P. M,, Promier signed attacks that may come from| °f 80iety dominated by the prineipai | Artist Quintette, grand concert, the! finest of the old and new in musi, any PF the camps should not carry) sear that Mr, Young makes a mistake | APPealing to, everyone. | any weight. Be‘a good citizen, get out and vote. cast an absent voter's ballot. tions, be a good citizen and vote so driven by,necessity to flock together. + WHatever your political convie- that “those issues of such import- ance to the sovereign state of North Dakota -will_be carefully considered and wisely decided. CHANCE When Camille Flammarion was five years old, he saw an eclipse of the sun-reflected in a bucket of wa-| ter. That aroused his interest in the stars. Today he.is a celebrated French .astronomer, Flammarion suggests that he might have followed some other line of work, if chance had not led him to the water pail. Chance—the possibility of the un- expected jhappening at any moment —is what makes life interesting. ‘The laws!of chance have a lot to do with our careers. Many successful men are=ereations of chance, or luck, though they try*to pin it-on hard work and not watching the clock. .. MYSTERY Mrs. “Herman Koehle, of Lake- », wood, Q:, deaf for 30 years, puts ra- _ early ‘faints. Takes the receivers dio receiver over her eats. She hears a.fine broadcasted concert and voff. Deafness returns, Is curative power ‘locked up: in > Hertzian: waves? cs Vorqnoff, “monkey gland doctor plainable, freakish events. ing future wonders. Three: greatest mysteries are life, hereafter and wireless, ‘ SURGERY of Paris,” predicts that it soon will| ‘be possible to replace any worn-out! Human internal organ with a fresh,! ge: ? of special dispatches herein are also Repeatedly you hear of “peculiar things*: encountered in radio—unex- These are flashes in the darkness, reveal- healthy one taken from a champan- zee. For instance, “an old soak,” might have surgeons cut out his hardened liver and install a chimpanzee liver.| It is a fascinating prospect. A story is afloat, that, a famous theatrical magnate and railroad man who died a few years ago spent the latter part of’his life with a healthy stomach transplanted from a pig. This story is believed by thous- ands. But medical men, queried, say, “Nothing to it.”: The story probably was started by| some jester who had observed the| theatrical magnate's stupendous ap- | petite. | BOOM More bales of cotton were con- !sumed by American mills in May | than during May, 1919, during the big boom. Exports also were larger. Mary other industries make fa- vorable reports, including steel and autos. ° ff Profits may be small, but produc- tion and consumption are booming. | The commercial crop is ripe, ready to be plucked. The business organi- zation*that does not go after orders hammer-and-tongs, both by personal salesmanship and. advertising—is overlooking a good bet. ' The road is clear, Take off the brakes. SHADOWS New York burglar goes to Sing | Sing for 16 years, convicted of’ ‘at- , tempting to rob a house. | He might have gotten away when discovered, if he had not stopped to empty his revolver at his own sha- dow, which in the dim light of an| attic he mistook for a pyrsuer. Many who laugh ‘at this go through life shooting at shadows in- | stead of the real thing. Attacks gen- erally are dirécted at effects, not | causes. That’s why Old Man Failure | finds the picking so easy. CHILDREN A Wall Street ‘banker says that Uncle Sam’s “$683,000,000 of “baby bonds”—thrift bonds. It is probable that American chil-| dren own enough of these bonds to wipe out the entire national debt of | Mexico. Financially, the children of @ur generation are extremely fortunate. isfied an eight-year-gld boy, anda nickel looked as big:to him.as. a wagon wheel? 5.) 0) 4, “Them days is gone forever.” EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments’ réproduged ‘in’ this column ‘may/or .may ‘not expross the opinion of: The Tribune, They: are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of, important issues which are being discussed in the press of the day, LITERARY “CIRCLES.” ; As a parting malison for English - The Tribune from time-to, time has| Writers of today, Mr. Sinclair Lewis ple.” The result is to make them “a complacent lot” and “too darn liter- ary for any use.” Sut Mr. Filson Young declares this to be |B “pro- American observer. “There are no writers of the moment.” But. we nearly as prodigious when he as3umes that there are such circles in Boston really leisured and cultivated society does ‘not exist,” so that writers are No friend of Mr. Young’s could ad- to be too often or too exclusively in each other’s company. An irritable genus, they sometimes rub their fel- lows the wrong way. A literary, cir- cle is too apt to become a little stage on which'to bustle for attention and to display whimsicalities. “Ilow long,” asked the poet Rogers, “will | Byron keep this up?” The reference was to an cecentricity about food when dining with literary folk. “Un- il’ you cease to notice it,” was the answer. Writers frequently find that} the best way of not noticing unpleas- ing freakishness in people of their craft is to refrain from getting into} a circle with them—-New York Times | NO. ASSASSINATION. The reputation of a public man be- longs not to himself alone but to the country. It is a national as well as| a personal assct. If that reputation is unfairly attacked there is an in- jury inflicted not alone on the indi= vidual but on the United States of America. Such an attack is disioyal to the cause of patriotism. The name of Herbert Hoover is} honored wherever any language, Eng-| lish or- other, is’ spoken, - Amid the j clouds of. war his figure stands out} asa splendid symbol of what the American spirit means. When mil-| lions were slaying millions this man | set out to savé life, and millions‘have | been the'lives that he has saved. No one has a right to accuse Her- | bert Hoover of peculation. It is an} infamous slander, That such a slan- der should be possible is amazing. Great statesmen ii any country are none too common. Let us valuc them when we find them. Let there be no Italian stiletto in our political arm- | ory. Argue; fatwuade; denounce, but do no assasinate—New York Mail.) ,and original: stunts in musicdom. ferent: AThe Other Side of Main Street.” « M., Premier Artist Quintette. digious mistake” on the part of the | finest in music artistically and en- ,thusiastically rendered. , Every ons an artist; 3:50 Baghdigian, tertajners De Luxe. ~ MANDAN NEWS || |\SEND OUT TREES | TO FARMERS FOR _ “SHELTER BELTS” Millions of trees tiaye been sent out from the United State's North- ern Great Plains Station in Mandan to farmers of western North Dakota, and to those parts of Montana and Wyoming cast. of the nountain ranges, according to iné cecords of the government office at the station. This work is designated as ‘the pro- motion of ‘shelter belts.” Peaches will grow in kota, i They are Chinese peaches, but the Experiment Station is demonstrating that they will thrive in the kigh- lands of western parts of the state. Although they may not be rivals to the Michigan and Maryiand prod- uct, none the less they are peaches, If the painstaking care of the horti- culturalists avail, the present plants at the Great Plains Station may be the forefathers of .somé celebrated brand of fruit that defies freezing. The Chinese peach “is a large stone and a small skin” to use one description of the fruit, but it is hardy in this climate, in fact, it grows luxuriantly and flowers in some years quite profusely. The plants at the Great Plains station will be used in crossing with better |) grades of fruit in an efort to raise a peach that will'live in North Dakota,), ‘winters and produce a fruit that i of cullinary or commercial=value. Although the local station has vars ious kinds of work, its. personnel takeg great interest in this branch. In the’ office is displayed a map which shows the territory of the four states with a pin showing each point where trees have been sent to |a farmer, in order to aid him in im- proving jlome- surroundings. Mon. tana’ has taken about 40 per cent of the trees sent out while North ahd South Dakota have taken,the remain- ing 60 per cent, as CHAUTAUQUA IS ON THIS WEEK Chautauqua opened here yester- day with a concert by the, Hipple Concert company in the Central school yard at 3 o'clock. “The Hipple company takes the place of the Mer- cedes quartette which was announced at an earlier datz. The program is tie result of an agreement between the Mandan commercial club and the Redpath- Vawter producing company while the. work. in connection with the ickets, is handled. by the i club. ; Programs will be given from. Sun. day to Thursday. at 3 o’clock sn tho afternoon and again at 8 o'clock in the evening. |. There are. speakers of national reputation and“srtists of wide note on} the’ programy, The , progrant,’fpr the remainde: oe week is ag lows: - ee Monday. 3 9:00 A. M. Junior ‘Town:. 3:00 P. M., Joymakers Male Quartette. New. 8 P.M., Joymakers' Quartetie. Eve- ning concert. “A program that is dif- 8:50) P..M., Alex Miller, ¥ Tuesday 9:00. A; M., Junior town; 3:00. asserted ashe sailed for home that beta! Hite Dri Wee Gems. 8:00 P, M., Tull Players—“A Pair of Sixes"—The ace of Ameri- can comedies. ‘é Wednesday | 9:00 A. M., Junior Town; 3:00 P. ‘The: P.M, Bagdasar K. “Back to. Fundamental ire Thursday © - |. 3:00: P. 9:00 A. M., Junior Town} M.; Junior Town program “Conquest | of Peace.” 3:30 P. M., Joih'E, Aus brey “The One Mile Townj’y 800, 1. M., Mr.’and Mrs. Glen Wells. en. Featuring mus- ical and. dramatic ‘spédialties ana the three act play “Atonement,” vise him to come over the sea and go Note: Vesper “servi i” St 4 g ‘ 2 rvi to Chicago to maintain that thesis.| at. 4:30. No junior work sera Cultivated society. there might say | day, P things to make) his. ears. tingle. He Abe caninaeninin would discover, too, that authors liavs ne Tow: reasons of their own for not wishing Slope Towns Hold Celebration Two slope cities held a community celebration Friday. Over 500. people gathered at Center for the annual Old Settlers picnic.) At Hebron the community, club’ conducted its third annual pitnic. In the tall game between Center and the State Training school, the former won, 13 to 7. Ina tug of war between the Nonpartisan leaguers and the I, V. A, the latter won Bronco busting, races, and other western stunts were put on. The center band gave a concert during the afternoon. Addresses were. given by Dairy Commissioner R. F. Flint, Max Mor- gan andyothers at Hebron. There was a stock judging contest, races, wrest- ling matches, riding, dancing, and various other kinds of amusements The Hebron motto “Work together, think together, and play. together,” was exemplified during’ the day. Mrs. Forest Vreeland and children of Hazen, is spending a few wecks visiting with her mother, who lives near Mandan. Misses Rkca Harm- sen and Viola Vreeland accompanied Mrs, Vrecland as far as Mandan, and then continued on their way to Val- ley City, where they will attend the normal. A radio concert was enjoyed at the T. G. C.. Kennelly residence Friday night. The Kennelly brothers just recently installed a radiophone in their home. sent out from the Great Falls Daily Tribune office. Norti Da- —. The concert was being} S x \: aS es OY —~ SN SS H NOS urday for Chicago and other pfaées in ‘the east. ‘ Miss Marie Hagerman who. has heen attending the Washington, uni- versity has returned to the,city for a visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. H. E. Wagermaun, during’ the summer, Mrs. Anna Lund, who has beef in Friday, and is visiting with Mrs, Mar- tin Bull for a few d site | Miss Ovedia Underwood, whoshas ‘Hettinger for the past two weeks has returned to the: city. a Jacob‘ Hatndr “dnd daukhter, Mrs. Martha Bauer of Beulah, visited with friends in Manday Saturday. ~ C.E.;Petersonhas left fo lings, Mont.,-where he ‘will visit friends for several days. Sines Lyle Gray left’ Friday, nigh’ Pasco, ,Wash., where he hgs accep ,ed a position. { " G. B. Heegard left Friday. for : business. ps Mrs, Ray/McCadam is visiting, with, friends in St: Anthony. Ed Nechols: of Glendive is visiting with relatives this week, : -—_________.___»¢ | ADVENTURE OF i| THE TWIN a) OLS OK _ocBy Olive Barton Roberts ANow, of course, my dears, you'll Wonder where on earth Mr. Peera- | bout was after he; got pushed off the Moon. Well, that’s where he was—on earth. Not, quite on it either, for after turning umpty-steen,, somer- saults, the poor soul fell plump into the apple-tree in Old Orchard. ut hy the time Nancy and Nick ipeadhed'Wiuicarth and begun to search for him he had gone again. So no wonder. the people of Bright Mendowland. and: Whispering Forest, and) Ripple: Croek and ‘even Old Ort chard itself hadn’t seen him. ! When the Moon-Man landed in the top branches of tha apple-tree he was so shaken up and so breathless with his ‘great fall he didn’t move for 2 minufe. Then he sat up and rubbed his eyes, and felt over his bald Head for bumps and ‘looked to see. if, his {clothes were torn. Then he had time to look about and see what sort of place he had landed in. There in the tree-top was a funny little house of old boards and in the doorway stood a queer little fellow with enormous top-boots and 4 spotted hanky on his head. “Howdy,” said the little fellow, “where did you come from < “Blow!” cried Peerabout indignant- jly. “What do you think I am— | dandelion? Or a soap-bubble? In, Mr. Peerabout from the Moon?” “Oh, then,” said the other, “you're like the poem, aren’t you—the one that says the Man-in-the-Moon came tumbling down and asked the way to Norwich. j “Well, sir, I'm sorry. I don’t know ‘where Norwich is. My name's Bus- kins and I run this little elevator here up into the sky:and back. I’m waiting for a passenger.” “Well, F guess I'm it,” said Mi Peerabout. Moom” (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) who has been visiting with Felende junele eligibility for marriage. ( : ROSS id NMA9w Wi sé here for several days past, left Sat-' Norway for the past year, returned |! been. visiting, with her parentssda|| Paul, Minn., where he was: called: on |: “{ don’t wish to gb, to Norwich, I want to go back to the A number of French widows wear rings striped with black and jiiDam McGadam of Spokane, Wash., white a remind possible suitors of NN = o Kaan Ay SN She’s a fickle lass, an And with Success behin “OPPORTUNITY (Florence Borner.) Opportunity knocks at your door but once; So be sure you are there to greet her; | Or. She’ll hurry away. to another place, Where they are prepared to meet her. hard to please ad: her She leads us all a merry .chase, Oft-times we never find her. — | LODAY’S - ea ; Today's word is HYPOTHESIS. | |. | It’s {pronounced — hi-poth-e-sis, with accent: on the second syllable. It means—something, not proved, but: conceded’ for the sake’ of argu- 4 supposition. provisionally 30 account for certain oth- Wise unexplained facts, and to s a guide for further inves- g “foundation”. or “supposition, bination of two words signify- “under” and ‘to put.” at's used. like this—“The sugges- ign that Mars is inhabited is regard- ne most. scientists as a rather resting hypothesis, but few are prepared to accept it even’ in ”\ (a “theory” being, in general ige,a “hypothesis” which has re- cefyed some verification): f ATHOUGHT { Oe aga ae Trust in the Lord and Wo good; so shalt. thou dwell in the land, and vetily thou shalt be fed.—Psalm 37:3. ProvMence has a wild, rough, in- calculable road to its’end; and lit i noyuse to try tovwhitewash its hu; miked instrumentalities, to dress up thgt terrific benefactor in a, clean shirt and white necktie of a student in | divinity. Ralph Waldo. Emerson. ‘Screen, In other words, ; "CAPITOL. ’ Flashing her smiles’ hirley, Mason, will greet lo- cal picture fans tonight at the Cap- itol theater’ in: the latest’ Fox pro- duction, “Lights of the Forest.” ’ The story, by Gladys, E. Johnson, is well filled with, tense moments and dra- matic situations of powerful appeal, ‘ag well as touches'in the lighter vein. ow it would appear to be an ideal photo-play for Miss Ma- son; and. this, indeed, is how it is described by. many réviewers in other ‘towns. ee gg : ¢ WORD. ||| Al THE MOVIKS ||| 6 at so ea “from the ‘An excellent cast ha& been chosen NORMA TALMADGE IN THROUGH” AT ELTINGE as it will be shown at the Eltinge for three days beginning Tuesday “is the. screen ver- sion of the famous play. which Jane | Cowl so’ successfully played on the stage. . According .to all ‘advance reports, this is the biggest. screen ‘ achieve- ment of: Miss ‘Taimacge. } duction: hes!-been filme: se@le under, the ‘direct Franklin. (9% “Smilin’ Through,” to support: the star, Her, leading man is Allan/ Forrest, a verf ‘capable young actor. MILIN? on. tion. .of , Sidney; cast of unusual excellence ap- pears in supportjef,,the;star and in- WHAT VS =| WHY, THAT'S THAT pegs) FST Tus Catesr BRUMMIN — me. BLace FOR OEAT NN eee WELL, ANG te mMusicsc Tea YoU GETS Wines $! You INSIST He nentnte nes i § NOT POPULAR IN Tes ex ON: BEING A’ Bev Vee soe aye a) | Non-Partisan. 7 MONDAY; JUNE 26, 1922 cludes Wyndham Standing, Harrison | Ford, ‘Alec B. Francjs, Glena Hunter, \Grace Griswold, ‘Miriam’ Battista and Eugene Lockhart. ¢ 3 Miss Talmadge plays a dual role in a dramatic, stery of great ‘hears. interest. Sho is seen as the beauti- ful Monyeen, who is killed by. a re- jected suitor on her wedding day ‘and as Kathleen, niece of ;Monyeen, who falls in love with the son of the man who caused ‘the death of her aunt. : ‘ The role, it is said,,gives Norma a great. opportunity to exercise \her extraordinary talents as a wonder- ful emotional: and dramatic actress. The song, ‘Smilin’ Through” will be sung at each performance by Mr. Rex Berndt, Bismarck tenor. DODGE BROTHERS BUILD NEW COUPE Closed Car For Business Men Is Dis- tinct Achtevement In Automo- tive Field. “Behind the simple phraseology of annoucement:.which Dodge Brothers, Detroit. automobile _ manufacturer: are publishing today in every im- portant city and town in America, lies the story ofa new achievement in ‘automobile development. “Dodge Brothers announce.a business coupe; conservative changes in the body design of all. other types,” the ad- vertisement reads. < The business coupe is the first all- steel closed car cver/marketed. In this respect it takes, a. new.and dis- tinct place in automotive history, for it involves an entirely - unique principle of cowpe. body construc- tion.’ The steel body not'‘only prac- itically eliminates the problem ~ of limited, production, due to the tedi- ous and costly individual workman- ship required.‘on wood: bodies, but aiso-ennbles the manufacturers to civé the coupe the same lustrous baked enamel finish’ which -has al- ready contributed so much to the reputation of Dodge Brothers open cars. This process in itself will also facilitate quantity productian, ‘as an enormous amount of time was con- sumed, heretofore in applying the numercus coats: of paint required on wood. Naturally, these are important factors in the determination of the selling ‘nrice, resulting\in economics which Dodge Brothers are passing dirtctly to the purchaser. “Wood is practically eliminated from the con- struction of this car.” said M Gilman the local dealer, “Even. the framework and panels are of steel, and the natural result is a. lighter, quieter and more durable car. Stee] vrolongs life and reduces the possi- bilitv ‘of squeaks and rattles. “The Busintss men of America have been expecting. such a coupe and Dodge Brothers have given it to them. “It is in reality a coupe at a roadster price, While it. is easily attractive enough for any use, it is ness man—who needs the comfort and protection of'a closed car in his work, but who can. easily get along without a few of the luxuries which, inthe past, haye’ made ‘the’ closed |car so expensive. The ' ‘business coupe. is built inside and ‘out to withstand the wear and tear of every day’ use—and yet it retajns the same lightness and beauty. of line which everyone is accustomed $0 look for in Dodge Brothers closed cars. It lacks only what I might term the depreciation liabilities of the more expensive coupe. It is up- holstered’ in genuine leather, dome light, windshield cleaner and adjust- ments for raising and lowering win- dows. The doors are unusually wide and‘are fitted with new easy closing Yale locks. There is more than the usual amount of leg room and con- venient and spacious luggage com- partments are provided. Doctors, real estate men and salesmen of all kinds will find’ it just the car they need. We,already have good indications of a tremendous demand.| “The change of ‘design in the other Dodge Brother’ cars indicates that while Dodge Brothers have al- ways adhered closely to the practical ; they are also progressive and abreast of the time. It is Dodge Brothers to make improvements year after year and month after ‘month and this is simply another step forward.” . An all-steel Coupe was shipped to 1M. B. Gilman Co. on Wednesday, the | 21st and should arriye in Bismarck some time this week. ... DON’T VOTE FOR O. R. Vold for the Legisla- ture, unless you are for a It has come to our attention that Mr. Vold is giving the impression ‘to vot- ers in Bismarck, that he. is not a Non-partisan. Mr. Vold has been endorsed for the Legislature by the Non-Parti- san Committee, according ‘to statement in the Farmer La- bor State Record. The Anti-Townley Conven- tion has endorsed, Messrs. ‘Anderson, Heaton and Har- rington, for the Legislature, for Burleigh County. ; Your vote for these three men is asked. ; BURLEIGH COUNTY ..| |... JOINT CAMPAIGN COMM. * (Political Advertisement). I WARNING Last warning to people whose boys hang around the railroad tracks breaking glass insulators off the Western Union and Train Wire Tele- graph poles. The fines are “\ over Five Hundred dollars, and may be prison, at any time throwin: rocks or shoot- ing off glass with 22 rifles. This must stup. I now have namcs. The Western Union Telegraph Company will do the prosecuting, so be, pre- pared from now.on. N. P. T.,and T. Electrician, Representative Teleg. Dept. particularly designed for the busi-| civilizians in every town after | the rewards, and the boys’, We have 3500 people over 100 years old. “Strange, but they are not all relatives. When you tickle a man's vanity the laugh is on him.. Woman wants to be mayor of Chi- cago. A woman will want anything. The time you need your temper most is after you lose it. A fat man on a hot Cy doesn’t think nature is so wonde ful. The Irish’ question is 700 years old and ‘still no answer. “Preachers make the best hus- bands,” claims. one of them. We claim women make the ‘best hus- bands. ‘ Sometimes it seems the arm of the law is all tied’up in red tape. When a man acts like a live wire somebody is always shocked. Mars is about ~ 40,000,000 miles away. People .on rough roads in fliv- vers keep your heads. down. i French soldiers are on the jump fighting a grasshopper plague. One thing funnier than a man who can’t whistle is a woman. who can, With a mine and railroad strike on there won’t..be many fish in the ‘streams next fall. Only way to keep up with running expenses is by making them walk. The woman who shot her husband | six times will’ probably plead she didn’t know it was loaded. ; \ Knowledge is power. It is about 40 horse sense power. Our idea of absolute happiness is when a speed maniac gets a job driy- ing a fire wagon. § - Bet the ex-kaiser forgot a lot when he wrote his memoirs, \ Statistics show the average womam_ marries at 25; but nine-tenths of them are below this average. Some people's troubles are so searce they haven’t anything to talk | about. First adding machine was made in 1642; but the banks ‘are using: sub- 'tracting machines now. ~ i Wonder if the 31 Princeton‘ grad- uates who say they have never kissed a girl willTie about other. ‘things also. The largest spiders in the world are found in New Guinea, and their webs are so strong that, thev are used by the natives as fishing nets. If the earth turned around in about an hour and a half instead of 24 hours things would have niaetically, no weight at the equa- or. © i Moorish marriages are perform- ed at midnight, and the bride is confined to her room for several days after the ceremony. ASPIRIN Say “Bayer” and Insist! Unless you see the name “Bayer” on package or on tablets you are not Fone the genuine Baygr pro- duct! prescribed by: physiciags over twenty-two years and praved safe by millions for Colds, headache, toothache, lumba- go, earache, rheumatism, neuralgia, pain, pain. Accept only “Bayer” — package which contains proper directions. Handy boxes of twelve tablets cost few cents. Druggists also sell bot- tles of 24 and 100. Aspirin id the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture ot Monoaceticacidester of Salicylica- cid. ANNOUNCEMENT I_ hereby announce myself as a candidate for re-election to the of- fice of treasurer of Burleigh county ‘at the-June, 1922, (primaries. Your support will be appreciated. Pol. Adv. J. A. FLOW. ANNOUNCEMENT. T hereby announce myself as _a‘candidate “for the office of County Auditor of Burleigh County at the June 1922 Pri- | maries. | Harry Clough, Bismarck. 6-23-24-26-27 —=—————————S— | Aviation School Photography | Northwestern Aircraft Co., |. Linton, North Dakota. © | Cross Country Trips, | Exhibition Flights 4