The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 21, 1922, Page 4

"PAGE FOUR THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. — t THE GUMPS—SUBTRACT $500 FROM THE ROLL j Oigder We cwicnco TRIBUNE OW WELL 1 THINKC ILE UST THE OLDEST INHRBITANT DOESNT THE OLD PAINT WOULD JUST YUMP GEORGE D. MANN” - - - - Editor Sj i 7 Sunes. ees. ONe OE REMEMGER WHAT COLOR \T WAS OFF THE BRUSH BEFORE (T GOT WITHIN SVT POWN AND SEND HER A CHECK Foreign Representatives SNE CAN THINK OF YO DIP INTO ORGINALLX— NOW UT NEEDS PAINT- Wa INES RE NES DURING WET LIE TABISOD SUGGS AND \. WONT LES) G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY DETROIT SWAT HEAVY DOUGH CF MINE- THAT OLD SUN-KISSED HOUSE - A MAGNET PULLING A PIN SINK IN MIN KNOW A THING ABOUT IT- AND CHICA Ge MHE HOUSE HASN'T BEEN 2 WHEN SMAT LETTER COMES, BACK. To ePvT A COAT OF PAINT ON ut VANISHIN - . THAT WS LIKE THROWING A WE SHING CREAM \T WOULD GO THROVGH THOSE BOARDS FASTER THAN LT COULD Go THROUGH Kresge Bldg. THANKING US FOR THE DOUGH WILL Marquette Bldg. \ BE KING AROUND WIS JOINT? PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH PAINTED FOR SO MEARS = Fifth Ave. Bldg NEW YORK - e MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS —— esses The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the us: or republication of all news dispatches credited to it 01 not otherwise credited in this paper and also the loca’ news published herein. , All rights of republication of special dispatches hercir are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 7.2 t Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.0 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota............. 6.0: THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) > FABULOUS RICHES Thirty gold coins, of the first series of gol¢ coins ever minted by man, are dug up by Amer- ican archaeololgists in the buried ruins of Sardis anient city in Asia Minor. These 30 coins were minted by Croesus, last 0! the kings of Lydia and first big internationa’ banker. You have heard the expression, Croesus.” . John D. Rockefeller could buy and sell Croesus at least a dozen times over. Yet Croesus’ nam endures on through the ages as the greatest sym bol of wealth, in all important languages. It was Croesus’ ability in handling money rather than his actual cash, that made his wealth proverbial. The psychology of this is that people are less “Rich a: PEANUT YO AN ELEPHANT ~ A POOR - WAVER ON A BATH JUST LIKE A DROP OF SPONGE - eo * ng ee SSN shade. And the temperature got 9 degrees hotter han that on the record day, July 10, 1913. You have, since you were a child, been hearing bout “hell on earth.” The weather bureau seems .o have found it in Death Valley. WHY? If raised on a farm, you know that crops re- quire at least 15 to 20 inches of rainfalla year, vithout irrigation aid. bovan At Greenland ‘Ranch, in Death Valley, rainfall werages less than two inches a year. The only rearby water is from springs. It comes up 100 legrees hot. ; Despite these, handicaps, irrigation is carried om and four crops of: alfalfa a-year-are raised on she 70 acres of Greenland Ranch. A philosopher would see, in this, demonstra. | THE TWINS oo By Olive Barton Roberts The Twins hunted everywhere for Mr. Peerabout, the lost Man-in-the-Moon. They were asking the wood-folk when Scramble Squirrel came bounding along and was just about to shinny up co his own front door when he stopped to listen. “What's it all about?” he asked. And so the whole thing had to be’ex- plained over again. ay,” said Scramble, “I've got an What does Mr. Peerabout look 5 = f B =) | fa —+ Nancy told him, “And does he keep looking for some- thing all the time?” asked Scramble ex- citedty. “Deed he Nick. docs,” remarked “Why, Mr. Squirrel, did you see him?” JURY TAKES SNAP JUDGMENT AND SO GUILTLESS YOUTH GOES TO DEATH By Alexander Herman A In Switzerland, France, Sweden and other European countries the law provides for specific indemnities which are to be paid to innocent. per- sons convicted of crime. But what fair restitution can be made for con- viction followed by execution? What reparation, gould be, made for the legal murder, of Neil, Shumway.? ....j5 Neil Shumway was a young Illinois farm hand. Tired of his job, he went to Nebraska. A There he lived with his brother for a time. But the youngster wanted to support himself. He began looking for work. “After mucn trudging around'e’-found a farmer named Martin ‘who needed al and. The man was.:a-hard taskmaster. The poy did not like the idea of work! _ In a few months our busiest fellow in town will be a lazy man trying to dodge work. Hot weather is here and the laun- dries are cleaning up. In Milwaukee, .a man robbed 32 churches. He didn’t know much about what he was getting into. Circus horses will soon be in cages like other strange animals. interested in possessing wealth than in bail ion of man’s ability to overcome any obstacles.| “I'm not sure,” declared Scramble LS ape na SH ay outer mere. That was Croesus’ way. He could star | oye rest of us wonder why in tarnation any ong | ™steriously, ed out to the farm. NEIL MADE A POOR IMPRESSION. | One aviator dropped | four miles with a shoestring and keep trading until he had: million. You see this principle at work in Henry Ford’: appeal to the popular imagination. There are several men in the world with about as much money as Ford. Yet they are seldon: heard of. Ford’s wealth would not fire the average brain jf he had inherited it. The glamour that sur- vants to live in such a place, especially doing farm work. GERMANY C. J. Warren, of the Remington Typewriter Sompany, scoffs at the general notion that Ger- nany is a vast beehive of industry running full- slast, night and day. After a long inspection visit in Germany, War- ‘en reports that: ‘While, of course, different sin- have cousins who live in the park in the city, and every once in so often I go to visit them. If! you come with me } think I can show you Mr. Peerabout.” Away went Scramble like the wind, followed by the Twins in their magic Green Shoes. At last they.came to the city and soon reached the park. “There,” said Scramble, pointing proudly toward:the center of white mar- ble in the center of a smooth grecn lawn. In one hand’ the figure carried map of the world:and with the other “You see,” he said importantly, “I| Is Poor Witness A shore time later,Martin’s wife was found murdered. ‘The boy was accused of the crime. Martin was the chief witness against im. Terrified, Ncil made a poor impres- sion on the jurors. They were not satisfied with his story. After short deliberation, they turn- ed in a verdict of “guilty.” The boy was taken back to. his cell shricking. Efforts to appeal his case failed. Despite his protestations of ,inno- cent, he was hanged in the Nebraska state penitentiary. Martin Confesses Meanwhile Martin prospered. He became wealthy. : But suddenly he became ill. With death staring him in the face, he made a confession. He had killed his wife. She nagged him too much. Neil Shumway was in- nocent. But it was too late. The boy had paid the penalty—an innocent victim of the law. and lives; but it’s a bad habit. What's in a name? Mr. O. B. Full- er is running for attorney general in Michigan. What the average man needs is a non-pullable leg. _ In Constantinople, they are hold- ing cockroach races. We often race them, but they usually escape. Every time we sce a lady with a lap dog we wish her mother had done the same. rounds his bank account is due to its being built ; sesants hand he was’ shading. his eyes as if he 1 : - op fr tically nothing. Ford, you know, lustries varied, it seemed tome that the country were looking for something very impor- and praised by women of all ages. It) hearcrs. Mr. Cary played his part as} oj) signs are, being found. in the up: trom: ‘practically : hee is a whole was producing about 35 per cent of} tant. 1s prepared from roots and herbs hay-| if he enjoyed it. ‘ Philippines. This proves their claim only a few years ago, ran a bicycle repair shop. capacity.” “Scramble, ear,”;-said Nancy in a|ing medicinal action of great value in) Miss Lockbeam as Mrs. Chischester,!t9 independence is unjust. B ir ble f Ith, are |” vi kind but disdbpointed voiegy¢"That’s not the treatment of troubles women so|and Miss Barron, in the role of Ether, People, in their mad scramble for wealth, s : ; cind P: ca OF | aftens he é i - f Bong z ‘i That is not a very pleasing report for the inter-| Mr. Pecrabout.A<Dawt you"ece' what it} ten have. : her daughter, helped the leading actors} Among the painful: bills presented more interested in accumulating more and more tational committee of creditors says, Tt sayg “Gékimbus discovering ae age Sma carry out their parts with skill. J. M.| at summer resorts: those of mosqui- than in reaching any definite fortune. When i' : : mogica.!” he, CR , Golden, Ignatz’ Mushik, Matt Schafer,| toes lead the list. 5 See ke os /AGMell, 1 deel jd Scramble, “I and Mr. Steinworth took various parts [. 1 7 comes to wealth, most of us are insane—with 2} = thouantt think, hed med. to look so to round out the play. In Salt Lake, an Indian killed a nced wealth-phobia. is ii; °5 righ? his @dse,” During the intermissions were a mony|man named Moroocoop. He probably pronen is EDITORIAL REVIEW Npre: Me Conntoly, | PL A P)| otogue skit by Mr, Golden, and a song| thought it was a war cry. * if ight, -1922,, NEA Service.) and dance act by Clarence Davis, col- . ; etn | Croesus became king when he was 35. This was en Cia Lae Ghee ee (Copyright, "1922,, NEA) Serv! ored dancer, that aioused much laugh-| Gas is so high John D. must have tp ng i reprodur column N hter i i . ‘ : | in the sixth century B. C. He was a great con- express’ the winton of The ‘Tribune. “They are presented here : f ; : ter in the audience. given away a quarter. i mee i + in order that our readers may have both sides of importart issues 5 Performance of “Peg 0’. My 2 i queror and specialized at collecting tribute. ‘which cis’ being ‘discussed i the press ot twe day"{ j 3 Heacer en isa GUN FOUND BELIEVED If you are well bred, after eating Solon, famous Athenian sage and law-giver. oe A eart” Appreciat LEWIS, CLARK RELIC onlont you will keep your mouth shut ji Re: { Through Thy. precepts: % ge ler- ——- Dunn Center, N. D., June 21.—An ola . : was asked by Croesus: _ ‘Should nay ie eh SULKING GREED standing: therefore “hate severy| “Peg 0’ My Heart,” played bya Man-| type muzzle loading revolver recently! Doctor says orying is a baby’ wealth make me the happiest of men? The St. Lawrence-Seaway project’ has met a|false way—Pealm 119:104. | |elan cast drew a trowd that filled St.|turned up by Archie Moffit on his farm} reise, We now one that” is. eoind Solon answered that no man is really happy | ‘emporary reverse in the refusal cf the Cansdian In the exact proportion in Winch | Mary’s auditorium last night. The au-| southeast of Dunn Center, is believed] to be a prizefighter. { a P 2 eae - ‘ men are capable of warm *|dience appeared to thoroughly enjoy|to have been lost by the Lewis and { who is yet alive. This, of course, was-ridiculou: | rovernment to negotiate a treaty with the|common-sense — aml Belf-command. the play, one of those simple Irish love] Clark expedition in 1804 as it moved] Most any girl can be as graceful as a ie cynicism—the “sour grapes” line of Big Talk fre | United States under which this joint enterprise anchare edueited ‘ellos “oble, live atories, Ghat combines “8 seik with al westward under the guidance of Sakaka fa swan. Have you ever seen a swan ‘: Socrates, the truly wise, if he had lived in Croe- | 1adian posture might seem like the seaway’s doom | with perpetual henet oy noe ite [and actresses, they held their audience] Fort Clark where it eamped the winter! | Married women don’t fight as they sus’ time and could have looked into the futur: | —because, of course, practically the entire under-| John Ruskin. well. Mrs. Doris Alair Golden whol of 1804, it would have passed over the} once did. You can’t hit a man with | : y A i Zi : ‘ took the roll of keg took the center] Moffit farm. The gun when found was|@ can opener. q 2500 years, would have said to Coesus: caking follows the international boundary and its = __— + | of the stage from the time she appear-| in a remarkable state of preservation Only 20° cent, si 4 - “ ‘i oar 7 ati ii 7 % sda ari atic Chi i i 20 cents per person is spent | ‘Money and gold are not the real wealth. Fa waters, and the co operation of Canada is as es | TODAY’S WORD | eae the aviatheratic Chicester, hotie a wae ati leaded with powder, paper) poet each wean: Satuniay Bare ne i ahead, in the year 1922, I see American workers: | sential as the initiative of the United States. But) ———-————* | curtain dropped. " id : going to the dogs. i As far as money is concerned, you would call them | 1n analysis of the Canadian viewpoint promptly| ‘Today’s word is AMBIGUOUS | Alison Cary in. the, part.of Aleric, thy]. Stamp photos at Rembrandt Studio Wn ¥ s a 4 We hear about early Christians, but . | A . ndi Fie epee Pes It’s pronounced—am-bi-u-ous, with) snobbish, effeminite, English. cousin, |ever Saturday only, four different posi- AA 8, OB : ‘ impoverished. ndicates that sectional prejudice has:ruled Pre- accent on the second syllable brought’ lage me TEUEh” dieieahit lowed: 8 forceee lots of them at our church.are late. : { “Yet they have porcelain bathtubs, automo- | nier Mackenzie Kingyin his present attitude, and| It means—doubtful, uncertain, cap- S Beoselis sold on. Us S. ships: There i : biles, choice foods brought from the far corners|'t is no more con able ‘that:Fastern Canada eure! of being understood in a ~—~—— i 5 pe alors freedom of the sea than free- } { al ( ¢ 4 iy _e Latin Rinbigue” t want lom of the land. / ; of the earth, and thousands of other comforts and] :an permanently de: e t anisportation deveolp: z tl comes from Latin’‘ambigue” to | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO| \ ! conveniences—the real wealth of life—denied tc] ment which would besg:surpassing advantage to] aT toy like: this—“Recent rul- : : Doctors say vegetables will make \ i Croesus. And you, mighty Croesus, would give} Sentral and Westein Oatiada, than that—on our] ings. by the Interstate Comjnerce Ea Time FE - = ly S cesteian etre aot eaiae f half your kingdom for a little device called a| >wn side of the border—théiEastern United States | Commission have been cee ey ce You, sie cae " i A somewhat;on the ground. that \:they < Ar: Bt te } radio, which poor boys of the year 1922 will make | :an selfishly starid against the obvious welfare of are anibizugus:” ba Lio pace, Bay seus ve hie pao sacred onumbet of. te : } : for a few dollars.” the great Central West. Montreagitvidently feels }*, pais wc TY X pated: ast r bout this tiatter a’ New" York Ges. The Cana-|{" With the Mevies | CUns Soeey j SHORTAGE ‘lian water power and port’ interests centering in] ¢————————_® 4 TANLAG | Europe is growing less food. Its area of winter | Montreal fear this potential competition which is| STAR FINDS SPIRITIST SCENES j wheat for the 1921-1922 season is 1,899,000 acres | wrapped up in the seaway plans; therefore, with Having to ee oN a rare FRIEND OF THE i less than last year, in eight countries so far re-} parochial selfishness distinctly reminiscent of | where there are-many shostly scenes, is is . 5 hi * 4 fh robin: d with veiled face is | ported. This is the word, to our Department of | New York’s attitude. toward this same project, | tremely Sasy on the makeup, ac- 4 / Agriculture, from its agents. they think to wall off Central and Western Can-|cording to Alice Lake, whose lateat » Fi Such an item tells you more about European} ada against expansion and advantage in agricul- Wat picture, eee duction eee | conditions than a good many columns of cabled|ture and industry. Since Montreal controls the|for Metro comes tonight to the Capi- St. Paul Citizen Says It Gave | ql political events. votes upon which the Mackenzic King administra- ea rnin picture dealing with the Him A Th h Fixing U So goes the food supply, so gocs everything. | tion depends for its continuing authority, Mon-| machinations of a gang who use the jorougn Fixing Up os treal has no difficulty for the moment in commit- tick paraphernalia of fake anal And Completely Overcame ‘ a ists, Miss Lake, as the me a ; 1 FLAPPERS ting Canada against the seaway. But unsound] pears in many’ of the scenes robed Stomach Trouble That Almost i Dr. Dudley A. Sargent, head of the Sargent | political economy cannot pemanently stand. On|i" the gausy /atlyle secre teatro Had Him Down and Out. ‘ School for Physical Education, a girls’ institution, | our own’ state of the border, New York might suc- | face covered. , oN rat =a ralli i rt ¥ i: ) : . . ; “Why, my make-up box almost be- “Tanlac is certainly the working | rallies to the defense of the flapper, with this new] -eed in postponing for sever al years the necessary pita: ae ctranger ie ane during the man’s friend, and I want to say right ‘ i line of thought: Federal endowment to build this link which will] time we were shooting those scenes,” now it has surely given me a thor- “Who designs the styles that y i a declared Miss Lake. ough fixing up,” | declared William an } 0 designs the styles that young women |connect the Great Lakes with the Atlantic, but,|°crhe Hole in the Wall,” was adapt- Bortoss, 412 Cherokee Ave., St. Paul, io 4 ps ° * , wear, and whom do they dress to please? sooner or later, metropolitan selfishness. in this|ed by June Mathis from the play of Minn., who conducts a book-bindin A b te 66 ” * : EF ao Kk: business in that city. z ver I" we y H Te jackson. ISINCSS ‘e H The obvious answer to both is. “Men. : respect would become so transparent that it would] "'G) ‘the samc program 2 reel Sun- “I was almost down and out with ’, prog 1 Criticism of women’s dress should be directed,| cease to fool anybody. Sooner or later, these} shine comedy, “West is West.” stomach tronble. I had indigestion so first of all, at its male designers. As usual, blame| gre: Cc 5 s i emg SE ea ad I would just go around humped j f ae : 5 na des . : , bl ot bist deni eae areas—which have WISE WOMEN over with pain, and I got to where I is not placed on the original source. : willingly borne their share of every Federal expen-| 4 famous medical man of ancient had rather: not eat than go through ——————_—_——— diture to further seaboard interests—would make| times states regarding his writings a ere that followed. I lost | STIFLING ti Re . soe yet a Ithat they were but a collection of weight until I was just a shadow of / ? it politically plain that their rights must be given | knowledge obtained from the “Wise my old self and it was a terrible ef- What was the hottest day you ever experienced ?| some consideration. Itis:no more conceivable that | Women.” ‘ got for me to keep working. I , | y ight be interested t are it-with thed Montreal 1 : Do you realize that in those times couldn’t: half sleep at night, and was ou mig! e interested to compare it wi he| Montreal can permanently defeat Canadian co-| the women, and not the men, knew getting. worse all the time in sipte of we AS 4 temperature at Greenland Ranch in Death Valley, | operation in the creation of the seaway than that| about the healing properties of me- all I could do. zs a = a Shas dicinal plants, roots and herbs? From ‘Well, Tanlac began helping me | California, which the weather bureau announces | New York could permanently block it in the Unit-| the earliest. timee avtimencichad? a from. the very start and five bottles is the hottest place in the United States and prob-; ed States. Public policy cannot be ruled indefi-| knowledge of the treatment of disease have built me.up ten pounds in weight \ and of the healing merit of roots and made me feel like a two year old. ably on earth. It is a cold summer when the thermometer there does not hover around 125 degrees. in the |nitely_cn either side of the Canadian-American | boundary by entrenched and sulking greed. — jGrand Rapids, Mich., Herald. and herbs. pie Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- ound was originatde by a woman, ydia E. Pinkham and-is now known I gladly indorse Tanlac and wouldn't take a fortune for the good it has done for me.” » Tanlac is sold by all good. drug- gists," ©