The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 27, 1922, Page 4

The story of its discovery emphasizes the value of keeping constantly on the alert, with brain | ‘Merrill Shudders Every Time He Thinks Of It THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE i is k, N. D., as Second ts ‘ x \ Mentored (aby Hestettee, ria ;3 ‘active, watching to seize and apply a ‘profitable i f P itor |idea disclosed by chance. e] ED. N - - - - Editor |! ‘ ¢ 3 3 GEORGERDIMAN ; a -| Nearly all inventions are discovered by acci- G Loree Ree eh COMPANY dent. But it takes more than chance to compré- CHICAGO * DETROIT hend the discovery. : Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg-| to cream cone manufacturers are said to be ‘ ‘ NE, BURNS AND SMITH ee a : NEW VORK - - 5 Fifth Ave. Bldg.jworried about the increasing popularity of .Es- ) MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS kimo pies. Summer will show how much the new confection is going :to cut;into the cone business. Every new discovery starts a trade war. Constant change, steady improvement — these 1 dispatches herein|are wise provisions of the great scheme of things. Without them civilization would go to seed. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION Man should be Srateful for his: competition, SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE including his enemies,.as a’prod to make him con- Daily by carrier, per year -$7.20) stantly progress. Daily by mail, per year ( | Daily by mail, per year (in state out Daily by mail, outside of North Di THE ST! The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use or vepubli tion of all news dispatches eredited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the ‘local | news published herein, : All rights of republication of special | are also reserved. { ; HIS DUTY CAME FIRST A Kentucky magistrate pursued his 18-year-old (Established 1873) son to Cincinnati and arrested him on a burglary ee Eo charge. i } Eo] How many fathers would have the moral cour- 2 Roi enyacner iphone (eee to do,that? The percentage would be small. The Nonpartisan league 1s a t Many kinds of courage in life—but none as | ticket in the field for state offices. The ‘ieket tragic and difficult as living up to the code of was chosen a ae ee 4 al justice when it strikes home and involves bitter afterward. The family row overshadower personal sacrifice. else in the league alata in the minds of dele-) "11. 9 guper-citizen who thinks of the commun- \ gates as well as the public. jity first, himself second. | The league will take a new position after sev-/ OETA Vanes. It will be-the-attacking force. Here- BROADCASTING : oles bee dete CE eae Gay mal Take a college course by wireless, without leav- lefen ; nes jing home. ‘ i 3 . | ‘ best way to defend “a see a case This is the latest application to the radiophone. not clearly framed and what. they wi y | New York University is completing plans for matter of conjecture, ? thes’ on bradcasting: practically all courses in its curricu- If Townley has passed out of the league arena, |), ' Out through the ether will travel the pro- MRS, EVA CAULKINS, ’ “I have gabikg; hint: pomndd taince, taking Tanlac. ATH never felt better in Ss my life than’ } Mother says GEE WHIZ- You can'T TELL Wael This RADIO TRING MigHhT Grow INTO - now: she hasn’t seen me looking so well since Iwas a girl,” seid Mrs, Elva } Caulkins, 303 Blandina St., Utica, N. Y. “For eighteen long years I suffered — Ste ed row ne a Lapa 0; ee a ae fesscrs’ voices. to home classes in matematics, rau stomieh trouble and sluggish iv its best organizer, its:most sp © | psycholo; ‘ a a aid. duriog alljthae thge, Lardly i eT ji Pane Sh ae knew what a well day was. As I.al- y’ effective mouthpiece. to succeed him. He told the convention he’ would yet prove his: “balance of power” plan is right. Perhaps he will let other’s paddle the canoe until} there is a call for help. Next in interest in the convention is the pass- ing of Asle J. Gronna. There was little support for him. The ease with which he has enabled himself to adjust his principles to the seeming political exigencies of the oecasion do not set well with the people. But Mr. Gronna is not the sort to relinquish a possible personal gain easily. ‘Per-| haps he will remain in the race, and his friends may demand support of the I. V. A., pointing out) that his platform differs little if any from that of the I. V. A. \ The league turned to its strongest member's in the state senate for candidates for the principle offices. It named Senator Baker for Governor, Senator Garberg for Attorney-General and Sen- ator Church for Commissioner of: Agriculture and Labor. Their personal probity has not been questioned.. Of the three, Senator, Church: is probably the most widely known. The main criticism voiced of these three is that they are not well enough known to obtain general support| for state office. The same is not true of some other members of the state ticket as it includes Frazier, Olsen, Olsness, Milhollan, Grace, Wal-| lace and Poindexter, who are widely known in the state. The League doubtless will continue toa cling to the fallacious league program of state social- ism, though calling it “the farmers’ program.” | Their probable opponents also claim they will put! the original league program into effect, though | disclaiming belief in its,efficacy. There is hope that the political conflict will| be on a higher plane than those in the past. ‘There also is surely drawing near a day when the peo- ple of North: Dakota can dispassionately turn their thotights’ t6 the real‘\issues affecting the) welfare of ffig-state ‘which of course mean aboli-, tion of the so called industrial program which is | proving burdensome to the taxpayers. i. Sete EER RS q ENDORSE McCUMBER - | ‘The National Labor Digest published at Wash- ington, D. C., has this to say relative to Senator, _ McCumber’s fandidacy : : “He is beyond all question of ‘doubt. the best; representative the state has had for many years and in the event of his defeat it will be the state that will suffer and not the man. The position} which he has attained as head of the most power- | ful committee in the Senate of the United States, should be the signal for his return. The Senate! can spare other men better than it can Senator Porter J. McCumber.” é This is only one evidence ofthe impression Senator McCumber makes upon all classes of peo- | ple who study his record and know, his ability as a statesman. | Senator McCumber is a profound student of; public affairs. He keeps on the job early and| late and tries to represent national interests fairly as well as those issues that more intimately af- fect the welfare of the state. Republicans of North Dakota ‘in the present crisis can do no better than rally under his leader: » ship. No greater opportunity ever presented it- self for North Dakota to retain its commanding position in the councils of the nation. | THE: SMALL THINGS A Denver soda clerk accidentally spilled some} liquid chocolate into a can of ice cream. He} noticed the chocolate turned hard without melting; the cream. | Thousands of other soda clerks had had the) same accident, noticed the same thing. To them | There is no strong man|~ It’s a dizzy world for the adult who got his edu- cation by tramping miles through the snow to a ittle red brick schoolhouse. ~ MINERS Soft coal miners were idle 138 work days in 1921. This;~just announced by the Geological Survey after a check-up, means that the miners were laid off 14 days for.each 17 they worked. It’s a terrific waste of potential human energy —and, in the last analysis, the. real mine labor problem. th Eventual: solution will be year-round employ- ment instead of present seasonal buyitig. by’ the public. It will come partly by burning coal at the mines, generating electricity, putting the country on an electrical basis. : $ BETTING Lloyd’s insurance wizards of London, are bet- ting 19-to-1 against war breaking out this year between our country and Japan. Many will be amazed that there is even one chance in 20, of such a war. The odds, however, are decidedly .in- favor of peace, comfortably so. With democracy sprend- ing through the Orient, another generation ma; ifind the betting 19,000-to-1, against. : War will be exterminated some day. Time was when visionary moralists despaired of ever rid- ding the world of cannibalism and dueling. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column may or may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of importart issues which are being discussed in the prese of the day. \ THE MOST INCLUSIVE WORD © IN THE WORLD “Is it correct,” asks a correspondent, “to use the word ‘love’ when referring to inanimate ob- jects?” Can one, for example, say, “I love flow- ers,” and keep within the bounds of linguistic propriety? Questions of dorrectness in the use of English are generally hard to decide. In most cases there is, as Mr. Spectator told Sir Roger de .|Coyerley, much to be said on both sides. The cor- rectness of the mere precision is not particularly praisewcrthy, We do not refer, of course, to the simple rules of grammar and rhetoric, but to those usages which close argument, based upon ety- mology or analogy, might condemn. It is a truism to say that there are various kinds of love; its elements vary from affection to passion. No doubt the word is “too often pro- faned.” -1t would be absurd to contend that a per- son may have exactly the same feeling toward an inanimate object as an animate one. No one who was sane would love flowers in the same way as a wife or a child is loved. Yet the word is one of the most comprehensive in the dictionary and its use may hardly be limited, except where the ab- surdity is plain. “I just love lemon pie,” is non- sense. But one may easily have so keen a delight in flowers as to feel for them an affection not unlike, though differing from in kind and degree, that which they feel for human beings. Ask any successful grower of roses, for ex- ample, if.a real love for them is not at the bottom || of his success. The subtle fragrance of the violet stirs many to intense feeling. The love of inani- jmate objects, to be sure, is in part. a matter of association. It may be connected with the love of some person. A ‘house where a family has. lived many years gathers associations around it and inspires a real affection because of these. To limit the word love to the impulses which have an element of passion in them is quite needless. Yes, it meant nothing to think about. Result was thejindeed, one may “love” flowers.—Philadelphia invention of the Eskimo pie. sie ‘seit .Anguirer, oe ‘ Sere f ADVENTURE OF | | THETWINS | By Olive Barton Roberts Nancy and Nick were sleeping peace- fully under a nice bush in the pleas- ant valley between the Electric Moun- tain and the (iderdown Mountain when Twelve Toes-left the magician’s star and flew to’ place in the dark sky right over. their heads. He had turned into ‘a'bat, you know. Then he utitied the string of the bag ‘oozed out for the Twini ieee @ ‘One dre; hispered to Nancy, “It’s morning ae gu Hee vie nan awake, Get up and, walk jn the, direction 1 shall show, you... Yi Will. be, over the ‘SeveugMonntains before ‘@lijapered the rest of ‘the nightfall,” , The othe same thing So Nancy, got and the, two in their ‘sleep, tions, Acontetl d Meitee a They. both’ dreamed that they. were walking ,over,,the ,Siderdown Moun- tain. and over;,,the Chocolate Moun- tain and over ,the Five-and-ten-cent- store Mountain and over, the Mountain- that-wasn’t-there!, é But really, Nancy.was walking away from the. mountains, .eastward, and. Nick. was walking away from them, westward, leaving the lost record near the place they had sbeen sleeping. Ke aid Hand Nick got up iem began to walk it in, opposite direc- If Nancy had kept on she would : have walked over a high cliff, and if, Nick had kept on he would have walk- , ed into a ‘thorny patch where sharp thorns would have torn him to pieces. , But again the red’ feather rescued | “nem. It jumped out of Nick’s pocket’ and, stretching itself on the ground, caught Nick’s toe just as he was about to take his last step. That woke him. Then flying after Nancy the féather did exactly the same thing: Another step would have brought ‘her to the edge of the precipice. But her toe caught, she tripped, fell, and wakened! | “Where am I?” she cried. “And where's Nick? What's happened?” * (To Be Conntinued.) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) SE TS ‘LEARN A_WORD || | EVERY DAY | Today’s word is REPATRIATE. It’s pronounced — re-payt-ri-ayt, with ac- cent on the second syllable. i It means—to restore a person in a foreign land to his own country; to bring one back to his native land. It comes from—Latin “re,” back, again} and “patria,” native land. Companion word—repatriation. i It’s used like this—“President Har- ding has ordered Secretary of- War Weeks to repatriate all American sol- diers in Germany.” {A THOUGHT FOR | TODAY | -———__—- _______—_—¢ The fear of the Lord is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy,.and the evil way, and the forward mouth do I’ hate— Proverbs 8:13. There is no passion which steals into the heart more imperceptibly, and covers itself under more disguises, than pride—Joseph Addison. NOW $50 The Twin City Barber College has started its Summer term and now offers its complete course for $50, a saving of $25 over the Fall and Winter term rate. Personal at- tention given to each student by our staff of competent instructors. The. Barber. Trade offers excep- tional opportunities for men with limited capital. Write today for FREE, interesting, illustrated cat- alog and full particulars. TWIN CITY.BARBER COLLEGE | 204 Hennepin Ave., MANDAN NEWS | Sioux City Man Accepts Position L. G, Haack, who for the ‘past two years has been associated with the Purity Dairy company during which time he has acted as secretary and treasurer, has sold his interest to Robert Gehring of Sioux City, Ia. Mr. Gehring comes to Mandan well recommended. “He is an ex-service man. “Mr. and Mrs. Haack will leave soon for their former home at Algoma, Wis where they will visit relatives for @ few weeks. Mr. Haack will'enter intc the dairying business later ‘in tha’ state. Before he was with’ the loca concern hd was connected with th Mandan Creamery & Produce compan: for five years. Jacob Martin Wins ’ District Court Case Jacob Martin, who was brough “ack.from California by Sheriff. Jack srady following a.lengthy. fight ove: ‘io extradition, has | won \his ‘tight ‘gainst prosecution on the charge o: ~dultery when State’s Attormey L..H “ennolly moved for dismissal of th: ection before Judge Thomas Pugh i: “istrict court. Complaint was filed against Mar m by one Joseph Zent. Under the North Dakota laws there 's no provision which permits the te or prosecution securing deposi- tions of parties to alleged violation of the moral ‘tode. However the law permits a defendant to take depositions outside of the state. ' It was known that Martin secured certain depositions from Mrs. Zent, and that the complaining witness had nothing but circumstantial: evidence. Mr. and Mrs. Leo Aughnay left last evening for their home in Seattle, Washington. They were called to: Man- dan by the’ serious illness of. Mr. Aughnay’s father. . Superintendent W. F. McClelland of “he State Training school left Satur- day evening for Pittsburgh, Philadel- pe and New York on a busipess rip. 3 Oh Izzy, oh Izzy, He's constantly busy And Hootch-peddlers shake in their shoes, Afraid of surprises he’ll spring in disguises 4 This versatile trailer of bcoze! ; He slips into stills when the moonlight is stilly. Made up as a bushel of rye; He asks, with a wink, for scme sarsaparilly In blind-tigers run on the sly; “What's this?” he will hiss, “ve got you, old timer, you needn’t explain,’ 1 Say, bo, you must know that you cannot get frisky With Isadore Einstein, ‘the bootlegger’s bane!”’ > Oh lazy oh Izzy, Your stunts make us dizzy, You're certainly making things hum, I’m willing to‘tell ’em you've some cerebellum, , Brave Izzy, the bloodhound of rum! Oh Izzy, oh Izzy, He’s clever. Minneapolis, Minn. . . IZZY EINSTEIN - (By Berton Braley.) Old Sleuth is cutrivaled, Lecoq is a dead one, Nick Carter is lashed to the mast, : Among the detectives this bird is the head. one, Fi’s got all the cthers outclassed; : No hiek -f a dick is th's lad energetic ‘ Who knows Who is Hoctch clear from Cuba to, Ma‘ne, He’ll watch for the Scotch and the Bourbon synthet:c— Bold Isadore Einstein, the bootlegger’s bane. The roles that he plays are beyond any number, From roughneck to gentleman sport, * He never indulges in rest or in slumber According to common report; : Here, there, everywhere at a myriad places He's right on the jcb—yet we're waiting in vain To see which may be, of his myriad faces, The true face of Hinstein, the bootlegger’s bane! Gee whiz, he Is helping this nation abstain, There ain’t no’ go-getter That’s keener or tetter Than Izzy—the -boctiegger’s bene! (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) ——_—_—_—__._____._-y, | POETS’ CORNER | SHOW US WITH THE SLAB. You've boasted all winter about play- ing ball; Now the season is open and here, And soot we will hear the ol’ umpire’s call, Then someone: will toss in the] sphere— : That small piece of hide, so elusive and round, ‘Which you often a homer did hit; So hard did you slam’em they couldn't be found— So you said, but I guess you did nit, If you did, then ol’ boy, you c’n do ’er agin— i Just like father could do—when 4 id; But jimney ol’ pardner, it sounds like the sin” To tell what you uster ‘ave did. 4 It’s not what you’ve done, or can do-— with the gab, That will hold o’er the fans any sway; It's what you can do with that little ol’ slab : ‘Right now in the present, today. $9 don’t: ‘be a-tellin’ of past yester- days— ‘ (How you nailed ’em clear out in the woods, i For he who expects the applause and bouquets Hag got to deliver the goods. J. M. BRADFORD. DO NOT FEAR MINERS STRIKE Fargo, March 27.—That the pro- posed miners’ strike scheduled to be- gin April 1 will not seriously affect northwestern North Dakota, is the opinion of S, L. Killen of the Whit- tier-Crockett Coal Co. of Columbus. “The strike, if carried out will un-| doubtedly affect .;the underground mines and any other where union labor | is employed,” said Mr. Killen, “but I believe that there are enough surface | mines, which for. the most’ part are operated mechanically or by non- union labor to tide over any ordinary emergency in this part. of the state. If the ‘strike should continue for an most ‘starved myself trying’ ‘to avoid indigestion, I fell off ‘untif/1was ‘hard: ly more than a shadow, and was so weak. I was barely able to drag myself around the house, :As'a result of my long suffering I became almost a nerv- ous wreck, » “This wag the condition I was in when I started taking Tanlac, but to- day I am strong and well, feeling and looking like a different person from what I did a short time ago. It is no wonder to'me that so many people praise Tanlac to the skies.” Tanlac is sold in Bismarck by Jo- seph, Breslow anl by leading druggist: everywiere.” _ Adv. A Chicago traffic’ cop was fired for flirting. ‘The; girls just, couldn’t, re- sist an officer. ! ‘ It’s about time to report the annual i shortage of Easter lilies. Several senators want to see the four-power treaty missing on one. April showers. will bripg June brides presents. From the disputes over Wrangel Island it seems that, like Yap Island, it lives up to its name. ‘The world is a stage. Lots of hus- bands only, have thi ing,parts, ., It.is easy,,to rise in: your, own eati- mation. . ‘One college advises its girls to get jobs as eooks. A shortage of can goods is predicted. The main trouble with a reformer indefinite length of time, of course|is he often becomes a deformer. serious conditions: might ensue.” as he samples the whiskey, ‘| headline. The king. of, Sam has 10,099,.Wiv Bet he hates to go shopping. About this time of the year politi- ‘cians begin to love the American flag. The time your welcome lasts de- pends on the way you use it. Volstead, we read, will have a hard time getting re-elected. He ought to poll the bootlegger vote. . When a woman looks her best she finds what she is after. A boatload of Russian ex-generals has arrived in New York, 90 there will be no waiter shortage. Sharp words don't cut much ice. Father’s singing usually sounds worse than baby’s crying. All the foreign cabinets are resign- ing; but the Italian one is now two resignations in the lead. A square deal is a good deal. % t Business tips say nearly everything has been deflateds Yes, everything but the profiteers’ heads. “Canadian Shooting Season Over” ‘Now the Canadian can roam at large. Florida bootleg ring is getting pub- licity, so the tourist season ought to be successful. Knosh all over the Northwest for Quality € | © MAIL US YOUR FILMS ©