The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 18, 1922, Page 4

» Marquette Bldg. PAGE FOUR - ie THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE PRIDAY. MARCH 17. 1922 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second Class Matter. Editor GEORGE D. MANN - - - : Foreign Representatives os G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO / DETROIT. Kresge Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled-to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. \ All rights of republication of speciel dispatches :hereia are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year » $7.20 Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). : Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.90 Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota... THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) . <p> PERILS OF MARRIAGE It takes nerve to marty these ‘days, says’ an Cmaha minister. He confides that, whenever he unites a couple in the holy bonds of matrimony he looks at the groom and thinks to himself, “Sir, you are a sportsman, tried and true.” Each generation in the past has had the same idea about their particular time. So will all fu- ture generations. As a matter of fact, it requires less nerve to sheulder family responsibilities today than ever before. Civilization is a featherbed. Leonomic problems are easier to meet now than in the past. We only imagine’ they are harder. ee ee Travel back, in imagination, to your ancestor, the caveman. To begin with, he had to win his bride by fighting a rival, The lover with the strongest muscles, sharpest teeth or longest-handled* war club emerged alive and claimed’ the bride. After marriage, father had to protect his fam- » 7.20) 00/York around the end of the month, it will bring ‘\France. the public to stock up with ccal when mines are! dull, or by learning how to store coal in big quan-| tities without spontaneous *combustion. \ REINDEER ‘ Another coming change’ is foreshadowed by the arrival from Norway, of 60 reindeer. Michi- ‘gan has purchased them for breeding purposes. Re‘ndeer and caribou, now running wild up north by the millions, will be as. widely eaten as beef in another generation. They’ll graze on cheap land in Alsaka, Yukon and Northwest Ter-| ritories, Cost of producing? Almost nothing. Only problem will be cheap transportation. That will be solved. | \ HOME When the army transport, Cambrai reaches New 1224 flag-draped caskets, the last large funeral procéssion of American soldiers who died. in Some 45,000 already have been brought home. Abcut 32,000 of these who died overseas will be jeoncentrated in American cemeteries abroad. Thus the war slowly retreats into the mists of ‘history. . PHONOGRAPHS Sad news for families that live in apartment houses: Phonograph makers, say they'll sell 1,- 500,000 machiyies’this’ yeatyy: Aan: ue a Phonograph sales ‘raisé; and fll with: the“tides jof prosperity. About.540,000 machines were sold jin 1914.. Sales crept. up to 600,000 in 1916 and 900,000 in 1917, reaching a peak of 2,225,000in selves in music more ardently when time’ are good. | How’ many! records:have you, average is j35 to a machine. NewYork bankérif'at ‘head of ithe list, with 2100. ‘He must have a lot to rejoice about. : i DANCING AS EXERCISE Dr. jKarl Heinstadt, Swiss physical culture ex. pert, says the fox trot is the finest exercise ever 1919, when the bocm exploded. We express tir: |: THE OLD BOY. SURELY HAS HIS J e EVERY TiME | DROP ONE OF These BLOOMIN' THINGS SOMEONE ADDS ANOTHER | ADVENTURE OF | THE TWINS | o—. WORRIES — ‘LOTUS EATING : with Berton Braley ‘PALM BEACH At the Royal Poneiana you will find Harding has 50 pairs of trousers. Wouldn’t it be great to be his brother? Man who married five times in six years gets the loving cup, Golf-rule: Keep your eye on the pall—especially when the course is crowded. , . Straw lids are on display. We will buy hay when the sun shines. ‘Our idea of tum i+ a barber trying to. tell -himself a funny story while shaving himeelf. St. Louis man drank some glasses; row he wears. some glasses. Lerine says what he wants now is money. This is carrying out his pol- icy of being friendly. Many a candidate loses \#he race because his gas gives out. With Will in the movies all the post- mastays want passes. ‘ House. yp in Antigonish is haunted. Maybe tae rant pas: Don't -Keepr-your. hands in) your pocket. whens thehe ig,a job on them. “Convict Escapea in Boiler”—hear- line... A. hard-boiled yegg. When some. people act decent you wonder what they want. 5 A man if}making lightning, but who in thunder, wants lightning? It’s an iH wind that blows no good. March winds are boosting the silk stocking trade. “Ravens mate for life’—bird notes. That's why the “raven.” “Three fourths of the area of Amer- ily against raiding, murderous outlaws and mon- 'qevised for the legs. By Olive Barton Roberts ~ Folks of every style, variety and kind, tea, ie Aleti neve: ae And! about " oe - a ng ne in| A 3 jet; ig timers ‘ 1 . i ster beasts that modern man encounters only in| 4 fox trotter, he.estimates, covers a mile and| When ‘the large horseshoe had prom ae ae Sa a ata } H ! ; nightmares: and delirium tremens. Oh, yes, it took nerve to marry in those days!|g waltzer, ‘ et, “Well, I. guess. we've lost enough TASe ae tensa eed GBT tats a well, optimist: A man putting up a wire : In four hours dancing, a fox trotter travels 15|!ime aud weld:petter: be on our way, There are victims of the olfer’s ruling spell, fence tol keeprculckens ont of bis ar ' Nancy,” he icians— b ‘ 5) i Go back even as short a period as 50 years, to the terrible panic that followed the Civil War.! if “It; Twelve Toes puts any More elec- 2 a Gees ie 2 vere pant a Boast ae imegrl Yet if you suggested to the dancers that tricity. inte tememter ‘not to You will meet them in this glittering hotel. yourhavé ‘adie: arecerles: it It took real nerve to marry in those days wi © |they go out and walk 15:miles, the groans. would|touch me on your way back, What's ticks fall of woihen’ marvelously ‘dressed e » 4 country disorganized, infested with outlaws, and|he heard for a:mile:«. © : the big: black, thing; you are carry- ‘And each woman. gazes sharply at the rest Hees role that nickel, cigars have oy the average person about $10 from the bread- * ti ; +, |ing?” ees OM With a look that says, “I sco here dropped from eight to six cents can't er Dread makes any job four times as hard as it| . “It's a phonograph record. with a Such a bunch that shouldn’t ke kere, {be verified. . 4 line. ( In fiction and in history, you can,still.read of a quarter in 20 minutes. ‘That’s twice es far as imiles.’ And finishes fresh. Doesn’t seem like really is. That’s why the man who'found the werk he likes is lucky. . iy stopped talking Nick-picked up the red feather again and put it into his pock- “Goodby,” called the © horseshoe. messige from’*Longhead, the Wise> man,” answered Nancy. Pe 4 “Well, it's; made of hard tubber so And a lot of people sportively inclined. f 4 Show-girls, gamblers, pol Girls, on matrimonial missi: Don’t you think the middle-class should be suppressed ?” The late styles seem early. Love ina cottage isn’t so bad if a the hardships endured by the. pioneers. who,.set- , felgotrictiy cant unr: Ie sala the) 4." Zhoreva tne. fix ang dancing, gelling, too; pec aia me ; tled the mountains districts and crossed tl UP-TO-DATE | Serre, “aut wake my ddvico and] "EOF Wevur iet you nie # bike LEARN A WORD * plains ‘in prairie schooners. His A young couple in those days thought nothing of venturing into the uncharted wilderness. with only an axe, a rifle, a bundle of bedding, copper.| cooking utensils, an.iron kettle and maybe a. lux- ury like a clock or. horse or cow. A i They got along all right, too — conquered. the! barren wilderncss ‘and handed it down to their children in the form of fertile fields and wooded clearings. Real folks, those. Get the old family album out of the attic and look at their tin-types. * Compared with the past generations, even the poorest pf modern brides and grooms have an easy time. 4 ‘ The trouble is, young folks today “want to start where the old folks left off.” When they, set up house for themselves, they--want a house full of furniture and a 1922 model,car. Civilization, the featherbed, has accustomed us to soft ways of living. That’s why most of us imagine that it takes Spartan nerve to brave the economic problems of married life in modern times. COST OF COAL | A Philadelphia builder’ advertises that all houses he is erecting are being wired for radio ‘telephone service. ‘ That starts a lot of talk. Nothing Americans ‘like more than a thing with the latest improve- ments. A few years hence prospective tenants, after \inspecting a house, will say: “Plenty of closet room, a large bath, good plumbing, everything convenient. You have, of course, an airplane on the roof?” Airplanes soon will take off by rising straight up in the air.. Airplane landings. on house roofs will be as common as garages are now. | Father is mother’s silent partner. \ Comments reproduced in this column may or may not bere |] express. the opinion ‘of The Tribune. | They ‘are. present. || im order that our readers may have both sides of important insues ||, which are being discussed in| the press of the: day. OLD-FASHIONED VIRTUES | Commissioner. Tigert in an address before the Slectric Mountain. _ Not: even the flowers and ferns you see, growing. on the slope. *,They;are not;ireal, they are made up’ ofall sorts’ of colored metals and full of',electric shocks. They are. putithere to"tempt.you. If you, touch: them. you'll. be’ shocked. 80), that you'll loge’ your memory, the same ag when'you tduched the Cloth oi Dreams.” ce “Thank you for your advice. We'll be extra careful,” said Nick. “Come on, Nancy.” el, The walking now, ‘although it: was down hill—or down mountain—was good. No more criss-cross wires, no more -’ sparks, no more ugliness. Everywhere there was lovely dewy green grass with mountain flowers of all kinds and_ colors scattered ‘round. Yellow, red, purple blue, pink and white, and smelling like their own dear old orchard at home in Maytime. i “I should love to take the princess a bouquet,” sighed Nancy, looking at the blossoms longingly. & , “No, no, come on,” | insisted Nick. “They're all dangerous." “Humph, what's that?” , Reaching his hand in his pocket he pulled out the red feather. “Oh,” he laughed, “I'd for- zotten I had you, Mr.. Feather, until you pricked me. Do you wish to write another message?” : The red feather wrote on the magic paper’ “Keep your eyes closed the rest At mest any hour you like— Though you have to dress for dinner when’ you're through Yes, Palm Beach is most indubitably smart, And the way they get your‘money is an art, For at-Bradley’s white Casino You can play- roulette andé&keno* Which will leave you little cash when you depart. Still, the Palms are very splendid in their way, ‘And the Beach is just as lovely as they say, ‘And its joys are quite extensive— And exceedingly expensive, Which is why I only lingered for a day. *Well, maybe it isn’t keno, but you lose just the same. (Co; pyright, 1922, ‘ion there and will go to Pennsyl- ania where he will join his sister in sonducting a business scioo:. NEA Service) for many years with her sister Mra. George Hopkins. CAN SELL UTILITY The state railroad commission hae Friends in the city have received | given permission to Lewis Brothers, ‘ews of- the death of Frank Ulwell-. ‘ng, March 6.at-his aE Man of 3. D., caused ‘by. t by brain. _ Deceased here, his wife, forme! Sheridan, having made her home here af New Leipzig, to sell their utility to lenry Lewis, one of the present part- Aners. - “Apache Indians in the United States, number about 7000. [EVERETT TRUE _ "BY CONDO| _- EVERY DAY ~ seit a 4 Today's word is SPECTER. It’s pronounced—speck-ter, with ac- cent on the first syllable. It means—a ghost, a spirit, an ap- parition ,a phantom. It comes from Latin “spectrum,” an image. ‘Companion ‘word—spettral. It’s used like this—“Appearance of a specter at Antigonish, N. S., ‘has sent a party there to investigate.” ~~ ___._____.._» | A THOUGHT FOR | | TODAY | ———— There shall be no evil happen to the just; but the wicked shall be filled with miscklef.—Proverbs 12.21, ‘Fo- myself I am certain that the good of human life cannot lie in the possession of things which for one man to possess {s for the rest to lose, but rather in things which all can possess alike, and where one man’s wealth promotes his neighbor’s.— Spinoza, SPRING OPENING WEEK. The Bismarck Machine & ‘Weldiny shop is Ghowine, the latest 1922 model ‘ ; eae Aa ee ri sits the way down the mountain. I shall ‘Harley-Davidson int ' ae b ; _ {National oft i Jarley-Davidson motorcycles and side- ‘ Suppose you buy, direct from a mine, bitumin-| Education association surged a, greater guide you. cars, Come in and fnspect them and ous coal that costs yout DLae\dblivered.' Out of that $100, the railroad gets $51.50 for freight. The mine operator gets $48.50. and $32.88 of this goes to the miner for wages. These figures, furnished by the National Coal Association, are said to represent an average of all soft coal buying. VS Something is out of balance when it costs 60 per cent more to ship coal over a railrcad than it does to mine it. ! HOW MANY STEPS? Heinstadt, the Swiss physicial culturist, checks up and finds that the average American business mon takes 7,000,000 steps a‘year. That’s equivalent to walking 3030 ‘miles, or across the continent each year. Roughly, it’s 10 \insistence by educators on “the old-fashioned vir- tues of honesty, justice and decency” and less on \“high-brow” subjects. “If ‘we cannot teach these | virtues along with modern thought,” he said, i“then we had: better dismantle our splendidly jeqt{pped institutions and turn to the old log} |schoolhouse.” ; | The old log schoolhouse is a sacred American heritage, but before scrapping our present school system for not inculcating honesty, justice and} isobriety it might be profitable to inquire whether! |they a, ithe good old days. A little intensive study of ‘American social history might convince Commis- jsioner Tigert indeed that there was cons‘derable \room for improvement then ‘as now in the edu- jeation of the American public in the old-fashioned not as well inculcated at present as in|, (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) MANDAN NEWS | Endorse Members At Convention), The Morton County Nonpartisan League convention endorsed the fol- ‘owing people at their convention held in Mandan on Thursday: Probate Judge, Shaw. ‘Clerk of Court—Elmer Carter. County Treasurer—Charles Spink. State’s Attorney — Charles L. Crum. (Register of Deeds—A. B. Ringham of Almont. ; County Superintendent of Schools— Migs Elizabeth Jones of Fort Rice. Public Administrator—R. E. Cule- PERSON FOLLOWING DOING WORK. cets | ForcowING Vo qHe WORK. have tae riders themsjeves tell you about the greatest sport in the world to take you out for a ride too. Really, you owe it to yourself to learn more- about this fascinating sport. And during this week, we have ar- ranged special features. ' ‘So it will be- well worth your while to call. There is absolutely no obligation. We just want you to enjoy the fun with us. |10 THE VOTERS OF BURLEIGH CO. - I am a candidate for the office of Sherlif of Burleigh county, and fe- spectiully solicit. your support and assure you that if elected I will per- form the duties conscientiously and faithfully.: Your support will be ap- preciated. Yours respectfully, AIBLN HEDSTROM. Poltiical Advt. ~» 818-255 4-1 Dance every Tuesday, Thurs- day and Saturday evenings at —motorcycling. We'll be mighty glad. miles a day, making allowances for Sunday rest.|Vittues: And this is true not only of the plain|man of Hebron. 8:30 at The Coliseum. 10 Cents niles in ¢ requi | i . State Senator—Senator Wm. Martin. S 0 \< ‘ To walk 10 miles in a day requires a lot of en-|people cf that time but of leaders of thought,| Districr Representatives —- John ‘| per dance. : ergy. Few of us realize how strong we really are. | The champion weak muscles and low mileage are in the brain. IDLE MINERS The best year the bituminous coal miners ever had was 1918, when they worked an average of jed virtues belong to a golden age that always re-| the Deaconess nospital for treatment, 252 days. Even in that best year, making allowances for | poet Horace made the same complaint nearly/ Sundays and holidays, the average miner was idle twenty centuries ago as Commissioner Tigert two months. The coal problem can never be solved scientific- | Valence of high character in this country, there is|,, ally until a way is worked out, to stabilize produc. probably as much of it today as there ever was.| principal of the local high school, and jstatesmen, oratcrs and divines. Would it be “decent” teday for a minister to carry a jug of |Medford rum into his pulpit every Sunday or “honest” for a ‘senator to accept openly some- thing very like a political corruption fund for his} support.” | The legend, of course, persists; the old-fashion-| cedes the further back one goes into history. The: |makes today. Yet, in fact, as respects the, pre-| ‘Christianson | of New Salem, R. E. Helbling of St. Anthony and Jacob, Elmer of Hebron. Mrs. J. M. Hanley left’ yesterday |morning for Portland, Oregon, for aj. several months’ visit. at Mrs. Walter G. Black, who is ill with pleuro-pneumonia, was taken to Mrs. J. F. Place has ag her guests her daughter, Mrs. W. E. Morton and her granddaughter, Miss Bertis Place of Cedar Rapids, - Friends here will be:dnterested to arn that W. R. Morton, at one time Seccensal ich Capsule. BY bears name £4 Beware of counter aita| DAILY PHOTO © BISMARCK. NORTH DAKOTA © Kaocin ell over the Northwest for Quality ® MAIL US YOUR FILMS © \ 2 pa | henitot schools, has resigned: his posi-| tion—give the miner year-round employment. That can come two ways—either by including York World...