The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 14, 1922, Page 4

GEORGE, D. MANN Foreign Representatives * G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS AND SMI NEW YORK = fe ° MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TH The Associated Fress is exclusively. entitled to the use tor republication of all news dispatches credited to jt or not otherwise credited in this paper and algo the local Gews published herein. are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION s SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Pally ry tually bay gene Ga Bismarck) .. piignenbtae jmoney into circulation. Money, in moving, gener- | Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck).. 5.00} ates prosperity. Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota............. 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) BE WINNING YOUR BATTLE A German general said that the chief reason American soldiers were good fighters was because they hadn’t been trained to retreat. Trench warfare was doomed as soon as Amer- icans got into the World War. It is not American nature to sit inthe mud patiently for two or three years. Americans, most nervous race so far in history, | want constant action. They either go forward or | are carried off the battlefield feet-first. The War Department now wisely issues orders to corps area commanders, that our soldiers are to bé trained primarily to attack the enemy in- stead of merely holding their ground. There is a success tip that you may turn into mo. ‘ of civil I machine law of 1d@ ASSN. are good. ves, members get restless, tion and begin cutting each i desert the associa othex’s throats. ery man shor!d consider himself a warrior, ling to attain the victory of a fair share of general prosperity, up ta the point where his tak- ings cut into what belong to others. To be successful—and this is especially true of salesmen — you must be constantly up on your toes, fighting hard by putting the very best of yourself into what you are doing. At the end of each day, ask yourself: “Am I making progress toward my goal, or am I just standing still?” f The man who is standing still is getting teady to go,backward. } Letting well enough alone is like holding the trenches. It wards: off defeat: but doesn’t: bring quick victory. The man who mechanically hand- | through a Kresge Bldg. Fifth Ave. Bldg. | fo um and-elec-| |trieity, then pumping it back into the body. While you may not. lose sleepover Dr. Pedroso’s claims, it is interesting to reflect that future scien- tists may actually accomplish the four marvels he ! proposes. PEACHES Peaches, brought from South Africa, are sell- | \ hom | i This will shock hard-times victims, to w 135 looks as big as a house. | Yet it’s & good thing, for it sends hoartled | CRIME WAVE The auto is the biggest factor in the crime wave, says the National Surety Company, bond- ing’ organization. i \ The reason for this js that the auto permits a quick getaway. It solves the criminal’s hardest ‘problem—fast escape from the scene of crime.’ Almost any day now, the airplane able to rise | straight into the air will be perfected. Criminals ‘then will have a new weapon against society. As an offset, flying police are inevitable. | | , SOUNDS UNCANNY A passengerless auto, operated by wireless, is exhibited at the New York radio show by E. F. Galvin, inventor. He moves the car about, con- trolling it from a distant switchboard as deftly: ‘as if sitting at the wheel. If you could lift the curtain that hides the fu- iture, you would see crewless airplanes, guided by jradio, transporting’ mail and express. ° ‘They will move as surely and accurately as cash-carriers t transport your money in department stores. | tha ling in New York City at $5 a dozen. Plenty of | ' All rights of republication of special dispatches herein | buyers, too. { RIAL REVIEW DITOR | CHILD MARRIAGE IN AMERICA The child marriages of India, long held up as cone of the abnormalities of so-called heathendom, are not without their counterpart in the United and Mrs. Anton Klein, and was born at States. The census of 1920 showed that in that St year no less than 1,600 boys, only 15 years of age, \were reported as married in this country. The number of married girls, only 15 years old, was, 12,634. Biographical data are full of instances inj while at her which girls of this immature age have contracted | ‘marriage and such marriages have set all the pre- | ‘dictions of friends at naught by proving a success, but in such instances as are recalled in individual jexperience the husband was generally much older and able to support a family in comfort. The (economic responsibilities of the head of a family, however, are alone enough to make the case of the / 1,600 boys reported married at 15'a case of dis- may. A great sympathy must go out for these boys | =. |) My i H Over the hills and far away, x Miss Klein Dies at Is the trend of the Bucy would :today; : iA \ St. Anthony Home| - As the ships sail in, and the ships sail out, ‘ily home at St. Anihony. | the cours. and graduating in 191 que, New'Mexico, where she about three years. impossible to check.the infection and she reurned to St. Anthony about six months:ago. — the chirch~at )St.. Anthony, and inter- ment will take‘place there at the side of her fathe? afid mother. E | rence Shope and Miss Julia Klein of Los Angeles. Mrsz..C. Atkinson of OVER THE HILL AND FAR AWAY (Florence. Borner.) MANDAN NEWS _| G7: While the busy sailors move about, Onward, still onward with hope intense, From the Northland cold, :to the jungles dense, Comes the hurrying, scurrying cheerful throng, Seeking new pleasures the whole day long. A valianty fight of several years against tuberculosis came to an end Sunday night when death claimed Miss Katherine Klein, aged 30, at the fam- Over the hills and far away, ! Dancing along while the pipers play; Seeking new treasures thru life’s sunny hours, Basking amid the bright sunshine and Zlowers, Shadows soon Jengthen, and darkness will fall, Soon we must hasten at Father Time’s call; ‘ Youth and its pleasures will soon fade away, Leaving but memories of this glad day. Miss Klein was the daughter of Mr. . Anthony December 28, 1892, She tended the pwhlic schools in Man- an ‘and entered tiie Mandan hospital as a studeat nurse in 1913, completing She contracted the dread ase work as a registered Mirg3 and) same. ur ye age sought'rcl:ef and a cure at Alb.quer- ved for However, it was ase Over the hills and far away, : Freedom. from worry we're seeking today; We are so weary of all this dull care, Found Wealth is but a delusion and snare; Naught can atone for the days that are past We've lived our lives, and have lived them too fast; - Where are the joys that we thot once were ours, Gone in a night like the sunshine and flowers. The funeral services will be held at 10 o'clock Wednesday..morning from Over the hills and far away, Swiftly the world hurries on its way, Fashion, and Pleasure and Vanity, Travel along to Eternity, And who shall say which is bad, which good ‘When the Master’s Law has been understood? When this life is past, and the books are read, God will be Judge o’er the souls of the dead. Three sisters: survive, Mrs. Anton Mann, St. Anthony,and Mrs. Law- \| teur golfers use clubs; the results are {to their knees, for under the top it Yap Island is settled; but the other yaps are not. A fool and his “heavies” are soon parted. . / Only: national bonus so far ig ali- mony. Bootleggers have made more ab- stainers than prohibitionists. College students claiming co-eds are cave women mustn’t judge the girls by their clothes, Lots of theories would work if those who have them would. Amateur gardeners use hoes; ama- about the same. Vesuvius is breaking out. This spring fever is everywhere. America has two-thirds of the world’s telephones and four fifths of the world’s wrong numbers. Road hog. Aman who keeps in the % middle and leaves you both sides. U, S. checker champion is beaten by Scotsman.’ Keeping our firemen busy is ruining checkers. ° i. Bet the girls building a house drive nafls with flatirons. 5 Censors. claiming our movies are “stupid” don’t say if they found them that way or left them: that way. ‘One way, to make the-day turn off fine is decide, to stay at home. Southern ‘farmers would be rich and happy. if someone could teach boll weevils to eat weeds. When some people miss church they have to make up the sleep at home. After rolled stockings get. back wo- men will have no trouble boarding Street carg before men. Professor says our side of Niagara will be dry in 2122. Why don’t they leave prohibition alone? According to divorce figures, this is either the land of the freed or the home of the brave. we When a girl starts talking about tents coming down it is time to give up or go home. ee : = Ss | ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS | ——__—___.____+-» | By Olive Barton Roberts It didn’t look like quicksand, the ground below the Glass Mountain looked as nige and smooth and firm as the sand along the seashore. Nancy and Nick, still clutching the phono- graph record, stépped off the Glass Mountain to the plain below, never suspecting a thing. But instantly they sank into it up les the 1 that. is shoved pevere him, an keeps ‘who are buying éoal, taking thought on the rent | Mandan is @ cousin of the deceased. vanias thint aaa BUcey Seo eee: pt yearning for quitting time, will never be a Na- * ane 5 na! pe Overithe hills and far away! Before they could move, almost, it poleon ; ; |and paying grocery, millinery and furniture bills Resident of And it’s “Good Luck” we're wishing you, World, today; was up to thelr necks, and in another zy i op ay,iWhen they ought to be concerned only with foot-| - «Center Dies For you bear a burden that staggers the mind— watch-tick it had quite closed over Promotion, riches, success, the top rung of the ball and batting averages and team track events) The sorrows and troubles of all humankind; the tops of their heads. ladder — these come to the man who puts more’, . ‘ : ‘A nose-bleed coincident to a severe} * And if’ you pause on' your, endless track; Tne, someting /f-add\ happened. th 3 4 __|in that happiest age of Tarkington boyhood. But... 1°, the tfldensa resulted in th For an hour of play, who would call you back? Instead of choking they found they an average energy and brains and care into-his! .yo¢ bed bout it? What could Tarking- death satu e e ae And if you bring pleasure to hearts once grown sad, could breathe nicely, and instead of ek ‘S Q Fs at can 'be done about 1 at cow. arking- death Saturday night of Lester Ligat, ‘i Ae 4 being wet and muddy, they wer immediate tasks. . ‘aged 30, eldest son of Mr. and Mrs Why, we will rejoice with you, World, and be glad! id PATE hIE GL itCwE: : } ton himself suggest? There are laws enough on [2c 30, eldest EeMr. and its. |) UPON oo | rounded by, dry, warm’ air, But it was : Hard work is the eternal key to wealth. There the subject now. It is a social problem to be dealt | thos moent of Center. dark! They hadn’t an idea where they « kel kK indfalls—-but th : J a pro! e dei Deceased wag taken ill about five|¢5rruption of Hnglish “gramarye\’ | Ol:ve lives longer than any other | were. Ne are skeleton eys—windfalls ut they are freaks with through social agencies and family influence. | Weeks ago with ‘the flu and suffered a | magic, fruit tree, All at, once they heard someone of chance: —St, Louis Globe-Democrat nosebleed: Physicians were able to sop ‘Companion word—glamorous (note Ae Bee etree G saying in a high pipey voice: ‘ fh % 1 . 6 t for a time, bu ‘bleeding would | yelling). mstordam, Holland has more than} “What did you do then, Kip?” A certain man mes convinced he was a master * js'art anew. He became so weakened| {t's used like this—The South Sea | 800 bridges. “Well,” came the reply. “It’s a actor. He couldn’t' get a try-out. So he plugged AN EXAMPLE OF TAX EXEMPTION {from loss of blood that he was unable | islands have an unusual glamour at a OP ETE long story, Mr. Pim Pim, but as I along in burlesque, doing the job better than he! 5 i to withstand the attack of influenza | qistance but they are not so pleasing} Delhi, India is famous for its ‘cash-| was sitting in the corner of the sooty g in y 4 | A probate court fight among.the heirs of James @nd'he died Saturday night. at close view.” mere shawls. AP chimney, a voice came up out of the really had to. One day David Belasco dropped J. Hill and Mrs. Hill has been on of late in St. Paul. |, bes? Light was one of, the best | ~ Toom and sald—" inta the theater and saw this actor work. Belasco ‘The row has been over the appointment of an ad- a onetataa + oA TT TRUE BY C re) lagna aaniebeatrs nero Matte 1 gave him a chance. He made good. The actor's ministrator for Mrs. Hill’s estate of $12,000,000. |“ miles, souta of Center, He was || HVERE' he is opying. It. might ‘be Crooka- name is David Warfield. ‘But that is only incidental here.. The significant ; Gigs Raunt cveeiteonGrayens as ENTE be enti “On!” she — loi ran * “Tani: 1 with his parents. laughed. “It’s d kind Pim Pi | Seat REAL ‘point of public interest is that Louis W. Hill, for= | recicaveasa weldee rand two youns’ the: ie ot fee bere 1, fg BY L— mer business adviser for Mrs. Hill, testified that ‘children, and his father and mother down in Brownicland, Nick.” 'The March winds that blows'in North Dakota beginning in 1916 and continuing until 1919, he | 2nd Hinge brother and sisters to Just then Mr. Pim Pim held up his ing 4 ] ‘ iS i Me .. mourn his death. firefly lantern and e ing int during the months of January, February, March, disposed of heavily taxed securities held by his “Funeral services will be held at 2 the darkness @ April, May, June, July, August, September, Octo- principal, substituting therefore tax free hold-.°lgck Tuesday, afternoon from the “Why, bless ‘my soul!” he cried. ber, November and December has begun,” reports ings, and in thie way inckeased kh li *Met odist, Episcopal church at Center, “Its the. Twins, .Kip: ‘It’s our old ° . ae 5 A ani Vv fer annual income | wita interment in the cemetery at that friends, Nancy and Nick, who: helped t 2 recent Twin City visitor there. Let ’er blow! fom $365,000 to $730,000 a year; that is he doub- Place. The Brotherhood of American us at Christinas.\ Comexogjand see 4 The sun shines there, too, and a few more weeks Jed net returns. - , Yeoman of which’ be was a member, Ce ss . soe s: rs * :. he 4 v1 rvices, yt and the wide prairies will be a rippling sea of grain’ Here is a concrete example of the working of the. Sean ceemene 4 treacle iaeaent aaaciaeyeean —a beautiful sight—promising food and comfort tax exenipt bond evil. an bod d t ni) ‘Walter Keller left last evening for in circles! And such explaining! Bees °, z : ybody can understand at @ Dunseith, ‘N. D., where ‘he will re- Of course the children had to tell to millions who without it would go hungry.— olance.. In a single instance, in the case of a per- main for a few weeks before leaving about their adventures and how they Duluth Herald. sonal fortune which is surpassed by several in foe peste ect a ue Pgoaeanele, wwavjon the Gage Moun: Binge A health, (His father, Fred Keller, who |- tain. - SEES Michigan whith have been similarly invested, a Was called to Mandan ‘from Minne- N (To Be Continued) RADIO PROGRESS little shrewd readjustments has withdrawn §365,-| *0l!s. will agcompany him. \e YoU DON'T LiKE THE WAY (Copyright, 122, NEA Service.) tia * : 5 Se J s ial see — ¢ : plc Ey Bs on é Americans take to new ideas quickly. Five 000 annually from the reach of the tax gatherers. Mr.'and Mrs. William Chyle of near % EAT, PO wt at A a anes reer 1 ue thousend storm the opening of Now York’s annual Rnt the money thus lost to the public treasuries Mandan, are the parents of a baby| + Look AT ME WER, | A THOUGHT FOR | radio show. Last year ony 6000 attended in five must be found somewhere, so the burden is shifted nee ase oN aaa | TODAY | ° bi ’ . a to business enterprise, to people who are obliged to : . ty years from now, when pocket wireless work for their livings, to the widow with Destige oa e Menta aetueunatents oC li tke wicked’ tarn- from his wick. outfits will be as common as watches are now, instead of a palace. i | baby boy, born March 5. ness pond do that which 1s lawful we wi i ‘ . < ‘ . and right, he shall live thereby.—Eze- ¢ will be boasting that we saw the pioneer wire-| If the case of the estate of Mrs. Hill were an! Miss Aghes Moe of Duluth and ter klel 23:19. less devices. : ‘isolated one the matter would not be worth men- ‘ister, Mrs. Oscar Wergeland of Nor. I : i Times will be so changed, with so many new tioning. But unfortunately it is typical of hun- Mr’and Moe Hy anne ee ae Mattes: < ou ‘hay veuotaee ee Pesriats . i - § vs. Martin . ve pane, MUR uEH i OF Mat ye <EnaL ther people of 1942 dreds of other cases. A good many billions of dol-| ie : i DON'T SEE You, = inet Soe ara rarer aaa “i K will yawn sf ] 5 : ae sic ") Mrs, C. M. Cunningham, who has the sorrow that they bring. But you a ee sat us, just as we look bored when an lars are tied up in tax exempt securities in this' Sane ed cans eee Bt nenswar: t HEAT. Nou tu will go forth, and what will you find? old soldier reminisces. jcountry. Figure.very conservaitvely on the basis ents, Mr. and Mrs, August Timmer. rons cor romaw tnout duty, Ui er Herbs and aa ET cf what was done with the estate of Mrs, Hill by ™&" rotumed to her, home at. Almont surges Toe nea RES aS . *, ¥! ester 5 Ms _ AMBITIOUS DOCTOR expert handling, and the extra weight of taxation ANNOUNCEMENT. 75 . * { ay ———$$_—_—_——_——_* S . _ Dr. Octavio Felix Pedroso, young Brazilian seien- jplaced in consequence on the shoulders of those °— WORD | i hereby Snnounes.myselt asia can. * tist, arrives in New York claiming he can do these whose property enjoys no exemptidns becom | LEARN A ' didate for shorift of Burlelah eéunty at . fi Is: i q es. EVERY DAY | the June, 1922, primaries.. | am a Re- a tales Peron ate ; jappalling. It runs into the hundreds of millions, | publican and have been a resident of Bring the dead back to life under certain circum-|possiblly into the billions annually. It five a : Burleigh county for thirty-nine years, \ cet Ch 's black ski BATT: : Sree easily | Today's word is GLAMOUR. i SouF If nominated and elected | promise to stances. ange a negro’s black skin to white. ;makes the difference between a situation in which | Toe oreapnnced-=plameer with ac- 6 i give honest and faithful service. Lengthen human life. Reduce the necessary sleep-'the nation could handle its financial problems cent on the first syllable. : fi Ht L ve will very much appreciate any sup- ing period from eight hours to one jeasily. and the present very difficult economic’ Beans <uatay enchantment, ! == | Z P sg Get nett ‘ spell, attraction. ———— |} 3-13-6¢ ¥ The ambitious doctor says he can accomplish condition—-The Detroit Free Press, - +} It comes from—Septch “glamour,” e THE BISMARCK TRIBUNR® PAGE FOUR _TUESDAY, MARCH 14, 1922 SSNERISL hs Bon RAS