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PAGE FOUR: THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE ‘FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1922 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Entered at the Postottice, Bismarck, N. D., as Second 5 lass Matter. ‘i GEORGE D. MANN - - : : Editor | Foreign Representatives ‘5 G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Marquette Bldg. . Kresge Bldg. f PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH { NEW YORK - - - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. Ba Seis 2 aca eee eee MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Fress is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local pews published herein. * All rights of republication of special dispatches herein ate also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION 3 SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE Daily by carrier, per year.....-..+++eee+ wooo $7.20 | Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). Seia'6 6 a) Te20) Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) . Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota............ . 6.00 THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) im CURIOSITY THAT PAYS OTHERS When you axe downtown and see a crowd gath-| ering around something on the sidewalk, do you! like to shoulder in and see what’s going on? “What's wrong? Is it a druken man?” | And isn’t the excitement doubled if a police! :patrol wagon stands nearby? Behold, at work,’ curiosity—the mysterious; trait of human nature that is behind all progress and all downfall. You see curiosity ‘at: work. now in London, where | Rubber Necks are paying $75 a seat for a glimpse | of the royal parade from Buckingham palace to: Westminster Abbey Feb. 28, Princess Mary’s wed- ding day. sl i The same curiosity once saved Napoleon his | head. He was in Paris, frowning anxiously at| threatening revolutionary murmurs, Five days were necessary to get enough troops into town to check an uprising. So Napoleon bought a lot of gold leaf and had workmen gild a giant dome inthe center of Paris. The populace became so interested in watching the growth of the gold marvel and wondering why- and-wherefore, that they forget the proposed re- volt until Nap’s troops poured‘in from the: dis- tance. i A few years ago, a New York clubman bet $5,- 000, even ‘money, that he could gather a crowd of | 5000 in and around Times Square in.10 minutes. All he did was walk out into the middle of the street, stop.with an exclamation of surprise, and begin staring at the sky. Nearby Rubber Necks also paused, and looked upward, curious to learn -what aroused’ interest. The curiosity, contagion spread. Police reserves had to be called out to; break the traffic jam. The clubman won, his bet. Great is the power. of curiosity, mighty above | luck is about to change. These departments may function smoothly with! one exception. For instance, a person of remark- able memory may be unable to recall what.a cer-| tain thing tastes like. : Robert Robinson, California evangelist, com- mitted half the Bible to memory. He could re- peat 386,846 words of: Scriptural text. That de- partment of his brain was over-developed. Other departments were normal. Psycho-analysts say we’ forget what our sub- conscious minds don’t want our conscious selves | to recall. Proof of this is that it’s easy to re- member things that are interesting. a Concentrate interest on the things most easily forgotten. Memory will strengthen, like an exer-| cised muscle. ‘THE DANGEROUS PISTOL Aroused by crime wave, a mass meeting of Chi- cago public officials and citizens appoints a com- mittee to work for legislation prohibiting manu- facture and sale’ of pistols. . “Ninety-eight per cent of Chicago crimes are committed with pistols,” says Michael Hughes, chief of detectives. : To make a rattlesnake harmless draw its fangs or remove its poison sacs. To paralyize crime, disarm the criminals. It’s weapons that need con- trol, more than criminals. B DOES VICTIM NO GOOD ‘"Thirteen years ago a man_was hanged. He had been convicted of ‘murdering:h game warden near New Castle, Pa. Now it is believed that the wrong man went to the gallows. New evidence has led to swearing out of a warrant charging another man with the murder. Aas You have often wondered if such things ever really happen. The New Castle‘tase is Exhibit A for people who believe in’ life’imprisonment in- stead of the death penalty. DARKEST BEFORE DAWN Poverty and the impending arrival of a baby induced a young married mah in Los Angeles to forge a $5 note. From behind the bars, he learns that he in- herits a $500,000 legacy from:an aunt in London. If he had only held out a few days longer against hard luck! The night is blackest just before dawn. When discouragement gets so bitter it seems. it -can’t be endured any longer, that’s usually a sure sign DOPE FOR TIRED NERVES “Most, of us live in a half-awake trance.’ Qcca- sionally we come bewilderedly out of the trance, and realize the frightful ecomoni¢ ‘problems that: keep us chained. . : : ' Then we go out'lookifig for something to “make us forget our troubles.” * Q A re Se i | Modern Girl Speaks |, And. Winona Wilcox ‘Dis- li cusses the Real Taste ia of Love | — i ringless hand, @ iii | “A Few Loads Of Buckshot To Discourage It Some | YT BY RUTH ABELING, New York, Feb. 24—Elly ‘Ney—she crossed the room, hand extended. 2 quite white, _ quite) strong. S i = -“—~ { Ely Ney—pronounced . Nigh—has i been in America three months. 4 fey etter ty rovers) | “t like America,” she said and then BY WINONA WILCOX | smiled at her own ordinary phrase. The unfortunate effect of too much | Because Elly Ney isn’t ordinary, else |: jazz, the moyies, the stage, and alljshe couldn’t be the new star on the: speedy and, popular forms of enter- tainment upon the ima: modern. flapper is demonstrated in| the following, letter. It’ was written | by a changeling who has just turned’ from flapper. to school teacher. “My famiy-is much, ‘espected, my ‘ing. relatives, aye all g sometimes. trained also, other home ,accomplishments. not engaged. \musical horizon. jgination of the |) Clothes? BOs people, but ‘still quite new to her tongue. Jfeel.as if} 1 must break “uttons—what are they.to music” si) “EL Swear ‘clothes: that sare, easy to.) equcated § I. can’t be fussing with more |. cooking, ‘sewing and jastenings than must.be! But I have I am \yo particular aversion to buttons, more old enough, 4o,want to,marry, and yet |than:to hooks!” She is a pianist. “tneidental! Superficial!” says’ ‘she. At Home With Music. = « Jt has been rumored that Madame j \\Ney wears no buttons on her: cloth-|, “Perhaps—perhaps!” English: ts SBut ‘Her musical gift? She + SPIRIT AND SOUL, NOT TECHNIQUE, PRO- DUCE MUSIC, SAYS MADAME NEY March 15—last day to pay income tax. Beware the ides ‘of March. One sign of spring is ‘when a neighbor. brings back our coal scut- tles and borrows our. lawn mower. a BSUBE change Hollywood to. Holly- “Give up and marry” is advice. of- fered bachelors.. Then they marry and give up. Foreigners swindled in Chicago can become regular citizens now. One fellow calls the weatherman a whetherman—he doesn’t know whether it will or won't. On the railroads a hitch in time kills nine, Man who said “Out of sight is out of mind” wasn’t speaking. of prices. “We can hear the footsteps. of a fiy like thunder,” said scientists. Like thunder, you can! Never was, never wifl be a kitchen big enough for a man ‘to loaf in. Stagg hy eis a cnidale ‘yehlaes to ‘save daylight this year. They need all the night they can get’ in Chicago. : ; Ieee About time ‘for country -photog- raphers to wripack:their wooden fish for the spring trade. The’man caught with imitation books containing liquor pitked his libraty''‘trom the beat cellers. ‘Kaltsas has so many gubernatorial candidates a man has to announce it only when he isn’t: running. The bess doesn’t always work at being boss at home. When the ;Prince of Wales was thrown ‘from ‘his‘’pony some by- stander probably remarked “The | prince of wails.” ' Not knowing where we are going is no excuse for not being on our way. ~ ADVENTURE OF - THETWINS _| §.. By Olive Barton Roberts “Now, then,”: said ‘Twelve Toes the :|Sorcer2r to himself ‘when (Nancy. and Nick.thad entered the cave, holding tight.to the, Cloth of Dreams “which “|made them. forget everything, “Niow then, before I: change from a gypsy woman back to the form I most pre- fer, a fiery dragon, ,I shall sea what magic these young travelers have \ t “I fall in love easily and it matters! There Hlly Nye is at home! not at all what \the man’s standing tallest? ta! {may be in the community. I am al-; «when I was little I used to sit be- ways in love with some attractive man }/nhind the piano and listen to my moth- but never yet have I fallen in love; 4. She was a musician. I with them. he Fairy Queen would i} scarcely send them on such a danger- ous errand without plenty of help.” ‘So saying, he thrust his hand into Nick’s pocket and.,there: found the nearly all things. Your income. will climb: to:dizzy 1 figures if you can figure out a new way to turn curiosity into profits. el “ta the old days, it'was whisky: °°? Now it’s movies and jazz. r All these are forms of dope. Problems remain Window decorators in large cities sometimes - : a : : ‘ unsolved, because we try to forget them. with the type I would marry. ri Dias a LLY NEY c : get very large salaries. Yet no window. display Mgt She i 5 “Now that sounds asit T were not| Ted to Play the tunes ater oe a aed magic paper on which the Twins re- ! ladame Ney earned a scholat-| «,merican sudiences are very ceived their message from the Mush- really a. nice girl whereas I know truly I am. thip in a Berlin conservatory. At 16 she won the. Mendelssohn prize—a| dealthy.” says she. Theyse Aro) Bot spoiled, not blase.” This after play- iis as attractive as this one: The window. pane is | A room.- “I thought so!” he cried in glee. 1 _Painted black. In the center, a dollar-sized peep- | “hole, powerful electric light pouring through it, a! ,to the hole and see what’s inside. At its best, life is dull. Curiosity is the search -for something new and interesting. Find that in- teresting thing — satisfy curiosity — and name YOUR MEMORY : & Champion forgetter of the world appears to be ,Paul Madula, who works on the army. piers in #Hoboken, N. J. 4 # Madula went into,a restaurant late the other night, gave a big order and fell asleep. - Presently athe waiter woke, hi Madula ate the meal, Mlrowsed off. by j : He awoke, ordered ariother big meal, ate it, slept “again. This happened a third time. Then, wak- 0 - EDITORIAL REVIEW NO WONDER THEY'RE “DEAD The Fort Scott Tribune runs a “forty years ago \column,” and, reading. it from year to year we ple who are dead. Some strange fatality seems to have overtaken Fort Scott people, which we never have been able to account for. But today’s ‘Tribune solves it. In the “forty years ago” col- umn we find an account of a banquet given there at the old Wilder house. We print below the menu of that banquetyiiReaghiit and compare it with the time card or-bill of rights for an average chamber of commerce or rotarian or trades coun- cil dinner today. It follows: have forgotten him inside of a week. “Now what worries me is this: I’ve! had so many cases and still not one; fashion of my husband’s love. | “So how can { tell if I love a man; it reads like a gripping confessio which hundreds-of modern girls migh make. Doubtless the girl who writes and . idealistic, _ typical Now love is on parade through all the hours of every day, at home and abroad, and the modern girl cannot, escape responding in various ways to this continued stimulation. She falls in love easily and often, j and it is well for her that she falls out | of love whenever a fresh stimulation ‘Music is soul! has lasted. sand so I am afraid that, "ours and hours of practice | with after I marry I will tire in the same’ nly technique in mind. jwhen you hear the wonderful tech- ician——‘He goes so fast—that is won- derful!’ “Sometimes. I’yq fallen in love with | > a man the first time we met, and) stand piano—in a contest of which Joseph Joachim, violinist, was one of the judges. There is no soul in You say But musicis not speed. It That is the definition which Elly hom America is hailing as the sical star—gives for music. AAR imaginative i American rbination; and she re-| te aioe sponds quickly 10 ‘all kinds of mental | EVERETT TRUE ‘ BY CONDO| and emotional stimulation. | IF YOURSGOING BY THE Post OFTICE, MR. TRUG, PE WISH “YOU'D DO MEA FAVOR AND DROP THIS CETIGR THERE FOR ME, ing in all of the great centers of Hurope. 4 From Russians Stockholm, Feb. 24.—The Swedish locomotive industry continues to prof- it from the Russian‘demand for trans- have been made for the delivery of 200 during this year and 250 per year during 1923,'1924 and 1925. [ea | knows. “This paper is made from the wings ea of a thousand humming birds. The only ink that can write on it is made the Diddyevvers. Now I wonder where the pen can be.” Again the gypsy reached into Nick’s pocket and this time out came the red ‘eather, i “What luck!” he screamed, waving ue . le eres fs es ue "7 7 i i ‘your own price. ! have been surprised to find“how many of: the spouse to SY cme'to be alte aotrdotne’comethinel (he'eame’waY Boke malarial eo S dacaene (lt overs head. “I have been wish- } . . Iogear Seat vit . oe ‘ a -|ing for this feather f van, names mentioned in the column are names of pe0-} pretty: shallow letter; between lines,| very day. It is! spirit, It is soul” | ered to Russia last year. Contracts vente Whoever Be eee it Hundred past the furfous falcon and into King Indig’s palace.” “And now, my beauties,” turning to the Twins, who gazed at him: stupidly, “Bofore I leave you 1’'ll give you a task that will keep-you busy. Besides, you may have’ more magic along, who Come here.” ‘He led ‘them ‘toward a dark spot in thectave,'| the :icing sho ‘had spilled from’ the:cake:* Instantly their feet stuck like feathors to tar. Not a step qould they take in their goloshes. The Sorcerer waved’ a huge pair of scissors, with one motion cut the cloth in half. “Now scrub,” he com- white arrow pointing at the hole. And wh | i E 'y do I. go with boys, and hope * sc oe Se SA ie . . . ‘ Cc rt duced in this col not As for technique—Elly Ney dispens- es from gnats’ ears and the onl: i Arrange such a mysterious’ stage setting and|} ep Gimrericeyr er Pultis, THeY ceed yee || they will make love to me, when It) th tn a line: Sweden Receiving that can make a mark on it ts from ! “the crowd will fight each other for a chance to get |] ‘,orer,that.our teaters may Have bots egos of portant jnuee: aaeagelbalne Teissed oy them? el Music Is Soul, L tive Orders: | gions tie pshcct oe eine aoe oF a ig dis i 2 “qt doesn’t exist for me!” says she. ocomotive Urders guards the palace of King Indig of { ing, Madula began raging about slow service and| BILL OF FARE selehee Mer amaeinatl aa of H couches he! imagination. mant , hi 24 demanded why he hadn’t been served. Roast. Turkey Roast Mutton Unfortunately, in her definition of oe tte Be Contingedy ny ee . Incourt, he told the judge he couldn’t remember Sliced Ham Roast Suckling Pig love she confesses the happiness she (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service) “eating the threé meal: i] ‘ gets from pretty clothes and admira- 2 itn sea eee : “ | Fowls: tion, from speeding aitos, smooth LEARN A WORD (7 “3 man brain, most delicate of machines, does i i i i dance floors, and endless flattery. LE 0 queer things. : peas | Minced Quail Sliced Teal Pigeons But no girl can tell by these things ARN A WORD | = gS. \ Rolled Roast Fowls Sea Fish whether she loves a man well enough | EVERY DAY : | % i to marry him. Human greed for ma- i ty Sea ee este a Relishes: terial things is insatiable. Today's word is INTRICATE. ¢ oe will have the sympathy of people who | Chow Chow Mixed Pickles The one test of love, ancient and ‘suffer from occasional lapses of memory — wh pera i modern,-is this. What: will one sacri- It means—involved, mixed up, dif- P: MA 0 Picalilli Worcestershire Sauce 4/70) for the good of the beloved? ficult to solve, hard to unfersuand: forget acquired knowledge or actual occurrences. | | Thunder and Lightning ou gay Not by getting but by giving is love It's: pronounced—“in-tri-cutt” with accent on the first syllable—never on ih) Hf = “The name’s slipped me. It'll come to me in a| Salads: assured, ‘ ae \ i poinute.’ Lobster Shrimp Mushroom a -—<—o fe second ; 3 i a ‘ = It comes from—Latin “intricare,” t i lo of ae oe memory lapses at times. Usually | Lettuce Celery Olives | Blue Blood-and Red | tangles o } they're due to fatigue, undervelopment of certain | Nuts: hi si ere ie saan pay wut re et er tis GL : i ‘Bae fs | Bele NOBODY COULD TELL FROM THAT SCRIGRLING! - | CAteness. . 1) gia cells, or the attempt to remember more than | Almonds English Walnuts sey saad Hai ett Fi ae erie: IWS “MEANT FoR FINDLAY, Onto, | ) Fans eae like this—“Raising money i ithe brain can store. | Filberts Brazil Nuts T set the social pace; OR HONG KONG, CHINAS 3 MAY, Hows | teloate'problecs tr Congromes | , Most pronounced forms are aphasia and} Cake: Mi teas) and Dalle, HeLdanene, halls, EVER, ACCOMMODATS m for Congress. i % * e. S > | Oe famnesia. | Lady Cake Golden Cake | have'mny ding stable and By Be cerincor [A THOUGHT FOR | He i Aphasia is the complete loss of understanding | Jelly Cake Pound Cake Rene autos—closed, of cle OPPING IT | ft | ‘of language. The victim forgets how to talk and | Black Fruit Cake Cream Puffs nd vee eer pe | TODAY | | i write. He cannot understand writing or speech. Pastry : ’Twixt golf and bridge, my time is ¢ CAECUM ee 4 For God hath not given us the spirit Amnesia is a defect of memory, especially for | eertain words. In acute form, one’s whole past is] forgotten. Lemon Custard Pineapple Custard i Malaga Grapes | Think of that for one meal. And probably it | Names, dates, faces or such things as errands and | letter-mailing for Friend Wife? | i To overcome them, keep in mind that memory | is not a single, consolidated brain function. It; thas many pe Merde | didn’t cost more than six or eight bits. Think of | wilderness of salads and pies as the sands of the! sea. j | Tf the Fort Scott people of forty years ago ate | . _ spare, For I must have my. game; \I live a life of little care— Yes, Blue Blood is my name I rise at six each week-day morn nd start the business wheels * What do you find: most difficult to remember? |four kinds of meats, half a dozen entrees, a vast On turns of real prosperity That all the country ‘feels. I have my hands, I have my head, I use’ my brain and brawn, And I will still/be using them When idle hands have gone. through that culinary Thermopolae, no. wonder | -Twixt work and home I live a life sae i SY ESE 'o know the word “appreciate”— Yes, Red Blood is my, name if ; n of. taste,.sight, | they. are.dead... The, wonder, is that their children |, That keeps my mind in frame’ smell, sounds, events, identifica ion. ; iis sre Emparia Gazette. S| of fears but of power. and love. and of a sound mind.—2 Timothy 1:8, Give. free and bold play to those instincts of the heart which believe that the Creator must care for the creatures He has made, and that the onlv effective care must he that which takes each of:them into His love. and, knowing it separately, surrounds it with His separate sympathy.—Phil- lips Brooks. Don’t forget the Trades As- sembly Dance at Patterson Hall tonight. ld oe all