The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 31, 1922, Page 4

TUESDAY, ‘JANUARY 31, '22 PAGE FOUR : : i) THE BISMARCK ‘TRIBUNE “THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE '‘Gntered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. D, as Second FF Rison Class Matter. tightened. Divorce and marriage statistics are returning to normal, say. latest’ reports from Ris- sia. ‘ " tos No government or social philosophy, is power By Harry Hunt. GEORGES DUMSNN z = i i. Halter Ww cabingto’. Jan, 31-—“Work” ts! ae Parelen Representatives ; ful enough to break up the home as an institution. | not only the name but the crodl of 4 ".G. LOGAN ‘PAYNE COMPANY —_———. ——— {the man most Ikely to succeed Post-| a » CHICAGO DETROIT WITCHES ( master General Will H. (Hays when} Marquette Bldg. Kresge Bldg. b iS Hays steps out to hoss the movies. iHis full name is Hubert Work. His | Every farmer has seen or heard of traveling “water witches” who claimed to be able to locate water wells by divining rods. These rods usually ie dabaineree neo led recreation— are peach twigs or witch-hazel wands which, the; Work ts Be first’ assistant post: | witches claim, dip when running water lies be=| mas ee genera ie nis resnons ik rieath. |named postmasters. pole : A *. | That he has been able todo this The divining rod is the basis of many a swindle} ana still ratain the support of a large | kers who claim 2. #1] or {majority of congress 4or his proposed | by fakers ‘ to be able to locate oil o lelevation speaks loudly for his tact | PAYNE, BURNS AND SMITH | NEW YORK Dae : : Fifth Ave. Bldg. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news published herein. ij All rights of republication of special dispatches herein are also reserved. | MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION _ | professional title is Doctor. His hob-| ‘by is ‘Holstein cattle and his recrea-) Hunters report ‘entirely too many cows‘are acting like deer, ‘ Efficiency 44 the ‘modern watch- word, »A man can drink himself to death in five minutes now. » TRew Hating somebody will tell on you quicker than a small brother. Y is the < only doctor ay x SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE.IN ADVANCE (gold with them. land diplomacy. Daily by carrier, per year. $7.20; AH His Cc: Tabl A abi I a * f . Daily by mail, per year (i zi x Now comes G. M. Butler, director of the Ari-| Quien: Sa Oe eed Se inthe cabinet die talk won't, put the men to Daily by mail, per year (in state outside -- 5.00/zona Bureau of Mines. ‘He has perfected and ap-; thou: shttul ‘appearance, Work 1s tho! worl Daily by mail, outside of North Dakota......... we. 6.00] ,. 3 ‘ lgort eae i el d holds conti- iBriti | % - plied for patents on an electrical’ apparatus for? Soret PD El aerth part of his} wou ie pw eating frogs and ‘snails. : THE UL aren er Ren aaa a \Iccating underground deposits of ore. | strengch. lie tropsrtie ce ene en aS - He plays no game of craft or, ¥ ob Witchcraft of yesterday is scientific accomplish- When a man. falls in'love his barber: ment today. finesse. He’ puts his cards on the table, explains the whys and where: ores of each decision and frankly states his conclusion. A doctor—a real honest-to-goodness | coctor—would be something new in|’ a cabinet, although many a cabinet! has needed doctoring. And Work’s status in the medical | profession is not inconsiderable, He ; was former president of the Ameri-| can ‘Medigal Association - and during | the war served as ]i€utenant ‘colonel and then ag colonel in the army medi- | cal corps. f i i Born in Pennsylvania, married to} ' an Indiana girl, Work settled down DR, HURERT WORK to his profession at Pueblo, Col. There | i ‘he founded the Woodcroft Hospital| iHis suits usually are dark, relieved for mental And: nervous diseases. The ‘by pin stripes of white or gray. A major part of his professional work |slash‘‘of ‘color brightens his fore-in- has been in this line. hand ties. ‘Narrow, _horn-rimmed glasses, held by, light:gold bows over Starts Political Career | | Work first’ showed up in national|the ears add tothe tual serious- gets rich, Ge i ; AIRMAN AT 88 Christopher M. Spencer, 88 years old, takes his, first ride in an airplane. He likes it so well, and} is so impressed with the certain future fo avia-' tion, that he will turn his wizard-brain to the perfection of the flying machine. : Wizard brain? Yes. Spencer is the father of the automatic machine} —its pioneer inventor. As far back as 1858 he invented a machine for wrapping thread on spools. Two years later he! invented the first reliable repeating rifle. Abra- ham Lincoln was. one of the first men Spencer ‘A woman’ with a few children fs, never among: the unemployed. SEX Professor Julian S. Huxley, British scientist, predicts that some time within this century, sci- ence will enable parents to have a boy or a girl child, whichever they prefer. That day will never come, If science discovered how to control sex before birth, nature immediately would raise up ‘a coun- teracting influence. } The proportion of males to females has a defi- nite and wise purpose in nature’s system of bi- ology. We may not know that purpose. But we} do know that natural Even the places where you . dance are free-for-all.’ | vere Algebra is being used. in fra i Cis the new tariff. “X” marks the repo where the imports fall, opps i When she sets the clock ahead it’s you who are slow. ar There are exceptions to all rules— especially the British rule. Another difference between “presi- dent” and “vice president” is, "Who knows Ccolidge’s dog’s name? ee fe! ¢ |?-¥ou‘can't be polite these days with- Es i 2 % F taught to use his.new gun. | laws are beyond-man’s con-| itis in 1908 when he was chosen ness of his expressi#me. ‘}out ‘sombody. wondering what you & sf he | eh ‘out th ti vey | trol. ; . delegaie-at-large from Colorado to the| “How did you come to get into poli- < Work first 1s bwanite?? Ei ater he broug! tout the automatic screw Republican convention. Four years ! tices?” Work was asked. ‘ showed up in netiond : * machine. ne | i later found him chairman of the Col-) “It’s everyone's duty to take an in- politics th 1006—— . “| The man who, at his wife’s request, ‘ , | 60 FASHION orado State Central Committee. - |terest in politics,” he. ‘answered. ": * }has"been'sentenced to spend Sundays Holsteins His Pride in jail,: will fe However, friends say he gets most : eb ati iome: pleasure out at his stock farm with his blooded ‘Holsteins. He admits he likes them. r bi Work’s two sons are grown and married ang he and his wife are alone | “Phat's all I ever did. “From membership on "local coim- mittees it was a ‘natural enough thing to move on to state and national com- mittees: That's alk’ ‘I had only the natural interestévery: citizen should have.” MI xis, Obit | “What do. you-do: for :recredtions. Another four years put him as 9 Colorado: member on the Republican National Committee. And from there he moved, when his party came into power, into, the first assistant _post- masier generalship. Rather stockily built, Work has,tak- Like all inventions, the automatic machine is! Feminine trousers were worn by 150 women at the product. of the brains of tens of thousands of }2 formal dance staged by the Boston Chamber of ‘tHrivehtors. ‘Spencer,bhough, is'its father, for he Commerce at North Conway, N. H. ., put ‘it’on-a practical basis. . “Knickers,” Worn, by women, have become com- You can’t keep the upper hand, dealing from the bottom: se a Russia claims we owe her several million rubles. That’s almost a dol- 4 is Oe Hesiea| the’east, especially: for. outdoor: sports. |en on weight in hig new job. Though heve at anvapartment hotel Vita! The automatic maehine is mans greatest suc This ‘is believed’ to ‘be the first time they have | Past 61, his hair is still dark and | what dio you play, what'do'you do for Unlike the dynamic, jagk-in-the-box |i Ge: Sel cess at handling miatter and changing its shape heavy in front, He wears it roached relaxation?” activity of the kprenenl Postmaster! The man who married his mother- York, always moves General Hays, quietly, speaks s'owly and thought- fully and. follows carefully reasoned | processes instead of appearing to} jump at things by deduction. In only two things is he like Hays— “1 don’t hunt or fish. or golf or dance. I violate all the rules of what is necessary in recreation, and yet 1 am. never sick,” he replied. ‘“‘Some- how I never séenic] to have either the time or inclination to play.” back/ from his forehead. He has a inlaw was certainly r - sizable bald spot at the back, which nly taking a round he makes no attempt to camouflage. His mustache probably would be gray if it were long enough to show color, But ho keeps it clipped to passed approval in the ballroom. j | Will wemen eventually discard dresses and wear trousers. Don’t make any bets. Fashions have had stranger changes. “Men used to wear long; without ‘contact with human hands. ‘ ‘An operator feeds-a steel bar into-a machine, then walks away. The machine ‘automatically converts the bar into pieces of any desired shape about way to get even. We can soon say “Why is the sea blue?”—the answer being “They. are : censoring the bathing suits again.” : gent “i jdresses, knee skirts, powdered wigs, lace cuffs|what amounts to a stubble) of less) ‘Which seems quite proper’ for a Both are Republicans’ and both d —cut the right length, drills holes, taps, threads, od shiges two feet ie. Bs, (j than a weék’s growth. man whose name is “Work.” ° | | Presbyterians. Business might get better if it was reams, and even assembles many parts into.one; 8. ; ESI a et jagainst the law. device. i ars 7 le — - -— | On January 14, 1875, the city of!14, 1876, McLean as Mayor, made final i . . Ces et DROPPED ya) 1| Bismarck was incorporated by act of proof, paying $599.85 to the officers By ‘the automatic machine, commodities like | | PEOPLE'S FORUM 4 legislature, and the corporate limits of the local land office for the land. !099 and “of gettin, cigarettes and breakfast foods can be manufac- tured, packaged, labeled ‘and sealed—all without ceming in contact with human hands.’ A couple of centuries ago, that would have been t called black magic, sorcery. Great Lakes freight traffic through the “Soo” canal totaled 48,249,254 tons in the 1921 season, says the final report. The figures for the 1920 season was 79,282,496 ons. ipments of ore. The drop was due almost entirely to decreased | —- RECITES CITY HISTORY Editor ‘Tribune: ''" : In a’ recent issue of The Tribune, the statement wag made that in May, 1922, would ‘be thé’ fiftieth annivers- ary ofthe completion of the Northern Pacific railroad ‘into Bismarck. The laying. of steel r of the jactual Northern ailroad into Bi were then described as The Northwest Quarter, and the west half of the Northeast quarter of Section 4, the | North half of Section 5, and fractional part of Section 6, in Township 138, Range 80 and South half of Sections 31, 32 and 33, in Township 139, Range 1/80, nd that ‘the west line of said i¢ aH extend to the middle of the (ml channel of the Missouri river. On July 1, 1879, ‘patent was issued |jess than that. signed by R, B. Hayes, President of the United. States, to. John A. McLean, Mayor of the City of Bismarck, Da- kota. Territory, in trust for the several use and ibenefit' of the inhabitants of the city of Bismarck. The litigation -between the city and the Lake Superior and Puget Sound several years. lasted for g into the movies ADVENTURE OF THE TWINS By Olive Barton Roberts t | oh ) (1: | ‘ Why\ worry? The chance of bei: killed on_a train is only one in 5,673.2 + + Only mechanics can comprehend the tremend-/ 8! Canis Pacifi¢,, Gaps like this show that the country is getting There was funny little old Buskins TO lel tal. UO eles ‘behind, on supplies. Orders are being dainrsd meee e se aye sare om Burs [ cits appointed the first city offi- | ytor the Raed Mes A Wile] Stig on @ fuzzy dandelion, smoking cer, has had on civilization. °°” ie eerie ‘ 5 im Ais a Soe RAO Sr vtcers. ‘They were M; Eamund |r PN UESS tisha er te his pipe and ‘asking the ‘Twins if the , . rin . ‘ ae £ 5 that. wh t. rders | Jesh. county, was named, had a con 5 Jiams was-a member of the legislature | ra: Hike 8 y Inventors will extend his original ideas until}" Hxperience is that, when pent-up orders | iittt) grade fifty miles of the road | Hackett; members of'the city council. |at Yankton, he introduced, and passed would Ike'ta 86 to Thistledown Land. : RUDE Wan eto ae a bill legalizing the plat filed by| Mou don't have to guess very hard i} . q ‘a fy . ; b Aa break through they come in a flood. from “the Missouri, river east. The | 4 rd, 5 entire factories will be automatic. Coal, lumber, ' i! v p : Slaughter; Second Wi Georgy W. Sweet, and making the plat |t® md out what the children answer- . * * grade. Started atthe east bank of the |?) Paget ; chat if } pig iron, steel bars, varnish and other articles; Missouri river ata point directly op- sell, John H. itichards; ‘Third Ward,| ortho town of Kdwinton the legal plat ed. There, I know you've guessed al- oe ’ 5 , i ALCOHOL posite'old Fort A. Lincoln, which was Alexander McKenzie, Thomas Welch; | 5¢ the city of Bismarck, Dakota Terri- ready. \ i will be brought up on freight cars (possibly by | : gi i a iy ost side of | Treasurer, James W, Raymond; City|to.y. ‘This bill was ap Febru-|_ But a thought struck Nancy, “Ol A chemist, formerly employed by a big whisky built ‘oh the hill on the west side of) cy oru) Samuel O'Connell; Marshal, |tOrY:, This bill was approved Febru it ancy, “Oh, + 9 The railroad grade extend- 2 Drie + laty 19, 1881. When the grade was\! forgot. We can't go, Mr. Buskins. airplane) and dumped into the factory building | ael McLear; City Justice, H. M. We're not al : Davis. Mrs. Falconer has a fine /pic- allowed near the apple: tree since Nick ate a green apple distillery, says that synthetic whisky (colored al: being built on the bottom in 1872, through hoppers. ‘ t Inside the factory, production will proceed au- tomatically, no men present except inspectors) cohol) now in circulation is killing. many times more people than wood alcohol. ‘the river. d acipas the bottom in a northeast- jerly direction until it reached what ig now the main line of the road where the state penitentiary is located.. In ture cf Mr. Hackett, Bismarck’s first mayor. Mr. Hackett was a large, fine looking man. a town was started on the. South side of ‘the grade not far from where the fort buildings now stand. This was called Burleightown, after Dr. Bur- magical elevator.” “Don’t I know it!” nodded Buskins and got sick. So we can’t get; to the is.. by. \the spring of 1872, the government is- i p 3 ‘watching for break-downs. te ea of Ho ai used on by: government ated ‘the following’ order: if Jann ee Acne chs acti leigh, but when the line ot road was|soberly. “That’s why I’m here. You : eA ill bri (regulation, doctored to prevent its use as a bever; | Headquarters Department of Dakota, |clecte” by 1 . He was elected | changed to. come into Bismarck, in|see there are more ways than one of Great conveying belts will bring, out of the fac 7 ri St. Paul, April 16, 1872. |mayor the first Monday in April, 1875.|the spring of 1873, all of the people | getting to the Lan OUD RINE ie ies The citizens of Bismarck contested the ‘claim of the Lake Superior and Puget Sound Company to own or occupy, the age. The favorite mixture contains acetone and \isopropyl alcohol added to pure ethyl] alcohol. living in Burleightown mbved up to Bismarck. In May, 1922, the City of |'This dandelion ‘puff was just about \ Special Orders No. 65. to start for that part of it called tory, completely finished products like autos, loco- R . A board of officers is hereby ap- motives, airplanes. Machinery enslaves us today. ters. The acetone lacerates the stomach. The isopropyl] alcohol paralyzes the nerve cen-, pointed to select and recommend. for adoption a site for the location of the new post to be constructed on the land that George W. Sweet had platted. ;On May 15, 1875, John A. McLean, as jmayor of the city of Bismarck, made Bismarck will ‘be fifty years ald, not- withstanding that the Northern Paci- fic Railroad was not completed into say? Thistledown Land and I thought we could be passengers. What do you | You've got your Magic Green In another century—possibly less—automatic A fc i a west bank of the Missouri river, at or Bismarck, until June, 1873, Shi machinery will free man from drudgery, doing his IP in the immediate vicinity of the point [8% application at the ‘local land of- Yours truly, Bere ou aes cans weyen sourselvens as” ¢ i RETIRING where the Northern Pacific tailroad |fice to enter, in behalf of the inhabi- W. A. FALCONER. |""“o¢ course,” laughed Nick, “It'll ' tants of the city, the NW 1-4 and the Sei ORES MSs PR W 1-2 of*the NE 1-4 of Section 4, in er Fe { 'a i, W. ly, Capt. Twp. 138, Range 80, under the Town-| ‘Buddhism came to Japan from iD We Heap, ane ieee cane site Act of 1867 and 1868, and on Sept. | Korea by way of China in 552 A, D. ing Assistant Surgeon; B..F. Slaughter. | i Teh: sts What is known:as the Original plat — — work, solving his problem of, getting a living. Then man, freed from labor with exception of a few hours a day, will have leisure to develop his brain. Real civilization, will follow. wf |will cross the river. Detail for the iboard: Col, D. S. Stanley, Twenty-Sec- be-ots of fun. I’ve always wondered where the daiidelion puffs traveled to.” ». “There’s only one:.thing,” warned 16 ry 5 Buskins,- “We can’t go together. As soon as this puff leaves its stem, it separates into a hundred tiny para- chutes. Eagh of us will have to sit atop of a different one, but don’t be a Toa frightened, they are all going to the same place and we'll soon be togeth- er again,” ‘ , |... With that heknocked the ashes out /,).0f his pipe and put it into his pocket. |Nancy and Nick wished themselves | almost as small as nothing at all, and uj hopped.up,on the dandelion puff be- side their, fairy friend, each on a nic; little parachute. { No sooner were they nicely set- t jtled than ,a little breeze came along and gently, very gently, the were 'Qifted into the air and were sail- ing smoothly toward the far away clouds.” ar) Uncle Sam bought up and retired from circula- tion ‘about $677,000,000 worth of. Victory notes during;1921, : v ch. less for faxpaydigte pay interest on. It was taxation well spént: ; Uncle;Sam, like all wise business men, is trying to liquidate: his loans as rapidly as possible. . tH \ ote EDITORIAL REVIEW t eee exerts cic ainie Trivome. They are presented here in order that.onr readers may.bave both sides of important issues which are béing discussed in the press of the day. of the city of Bismarck, was surveyed in the interest of the Lake Superior and Puget Sound Company in May {1872. This company was ap auxiliary of the Northern Pacific railroad com- pany. Prior to May 1, 1872, the fol- lowing named persons were living in Bismarck, or in Burleigh county: ‘Louis Agard, A. Agard, William An- 'derson, Barney, Aaron, P. H. Byrnes, | George Bridges, ‘Strong Beer, N. W. iCameford, John Coleman, 8. H. Cara- hoof, E. N. Carey, C, Collins, John Con- rad, Ed. Donahue, Harry Duffee, Joe / Dietrich, Mike ‘Foley, F. F. Girard, |Mike Feller, C, A, Galloway, Charles BY CONDO ‘ LOSING A carload of alfalfa hay was shipped to the’ Kansas City market by'A. J. Kantz, farmer near; Model, Colorado. » : It. sold for $196.20. The commission merchant took $10.90 for his. services. War tax. was:$2.54, freight © $84.7040sDedttéting smaller «expenses, farmer Kantz received $96.81. : ~ Kantz is.a motlern farmer, with a cost sygtem. | His books show that he lost $2.50’a ton on his hay, | after paying for irrigating, eutting, stacking, | LIQUIDATING PUBLIC DEBT | baling and hauling the hay to the railroad station. Cae of the public debt of the United RAL Scr ta Millions of other farmers are in the same boat. 'states proceeds ‘with more celerity than might George A. Joy, John J. Fackman, John . Result: They cannot buy manufactured goods, shave been anticipated in a period of national busi- Wie Maree, Pporanrd. Martin E | and factories are idle. iness depression. Redemptiori of outstanding obli-, brs taerst cr wees ths (To Be Continued.) (Copyright, 1922, NEA Service.) TERRE UT UHH see Miller, J, G. Maley, merece Mellon, NO, THIS ONE ISN'T ee = A A *. Mann, John W. let, D, W. : i + aah 7 ‘gations by the Treasury in December aggregating Marshall, C. H. Mecarthy, D. W. Mc- DARK GNOLUGH — | LEARN A WORD | lmore than $180,000,000 is an eminently satisfac- Call. Sam McWilliams, J. D. McCarty, - I EVERY DAY i . a * : Eee :R, O’Brien, John W. Plummer, Henry ee on duel a his ship ee tory showing. Not unnaturally, the’ public asso- Rose, Pte wiley JohnH. Richard, Re i assed through a blood-red sea in which hundreds ¢j ise in Li ith Henry Suttle, Jehn Schwartz, Wil- | Today's word is INCARNADINE. by g) . y n ciates the marked rise in Liberty bonds with Fe ee Teen Se sCHATaKeUy) Cee a = of whales were dead or dying. ‘heavy Goverriment purchases in the open market. Joseph H. Taylor, C. W. Vandergrift, with aceent on the second syllable. 2 Poole thinks there had been a battle between an! Total reductions "amounting to $543;000,000 in E. W. Willidms, Dan Williams, William / It means—to make red, to make = amy of swordfish and an army of: whales, for twel hs d tthe cteads financial oot ee Thos. Welch. crimson, to dye red. Ba : n 5 twelve months demonstrate the steady financial, In august, 1872, Camp Hancock was | It comes from—Latin “in,” in, and 5 possession of a food supply suth as a school of policy of the Administration at~ Washington to established on the site not soci “caro” flesh (flesh color). 5 e | vo and. owne by e nite: ates 1 It’ sed like this—‘The Id g smaller fish. : ‘ apply any money that becomes available .to the Weather Bureau, There were two com- = weathor® ines fnadines ur: cheeks.” c ’ ES In the excitement the small fish probably got jiquidation of the heavy load represented by Lib, |panies of infantry eet comes and = A ier AES ae % ; Gel $ spe Saerery Te sent'to ‘and located at Bismare [> - 3 away. Like a war between men—the original erty bonds and Treasury Certificates/ The ‘intti- a3 protection to the surveyors and mM || A THOUGHT FOR | d OUT! xXou_aARe IN | issue is soon forgotten in the fury of battle. An dental’ relief from interest is an important con-;menm employed in the construction of assassination started the World War but the sideration, as the discharge of $543,000,000 in-| On vanity 23, 1874, one George W. assassination was hardly mentioned at the peace volves a saving of approximately $22,000,000 a Sweet, who was an attorney, or agent, conference. year. : Gor the Lakesguperior and Puget ‘ | {Sound -. ‘Company,~-.made j affidavit % rae CREED TSE | The year’s reductions have been effected main-|that ne | was Acai | MARRIAGE ily in the closing quarter, only $58,000,000 having snip 138, Range 80, and he fileda plat Thé Bolsheviks tinkered four, years with Rus-|heen paid of Treasury obligations in the preced- o ths office of: the recister of deeds 3 . A + e FF . Ne . : R A y, On Ty i sia’s marriage and divorce laws. Family ties be-|ing nine months. The public’ debt still remains at CE Engen hie vomn ot uavinton:| oe came so loose that divorces could be bought’ for the staggering total of $23,500,000,000, and the which plat was subscribed to by Geo. the equivalent of 15 cents, and practically all re-| itude of th bl involved in'refunding %;)SWeet.22 proprietor, | The mame > eq , prac y all re-' magnitude of the problems involved in refunding «gawinton” was taken after Mr. Ed- strictions were removed from marriage. ithe foreign loans is still but dimly appreciated by win F.: Johnsen, ne: was an ong. Weatui Pay 4 Fy * * . 7 sand ‘of the directors o ie The pendulum ‘swings back. Regulations are the public.—Philadelphia Bulletin. | Northern Pacific Railroad Compa TODAY There is a way that secmeth right unto a man, but the end thereof, are the ways of death.—Proverbs, 14:12, The true way to begin life is hot to look off upon it to see what it/offers, but to take a good look at self. Find out what you are. how ie made THE WRONG PLACE ff THERE'S A MILCINER : AcROSS THE STREET! te Fe: up, your capacities and |écks, and Loe [prt then determine to get thé most out of yourself possible—Theodore T. Munger. é { Baw a About half the land area of Japan ‘ is forest. / i / f