The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 31, 1921, Page 4

PAGE FOUR, THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE: THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE! “Yet it is Sony a few generations’ since inee three-| Entered at the Postoffice, Bismarck, N. Ds as Second , Masted schooners were the fastest ships. Class Matter. | GEORGE D. MANN - - : - Foreign Representatives G. LOGAN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DI Marquette Bldg. PAYNE, BURNS A NEW YORK MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use! for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or | not otherwise credited in this: paper and also the local news published herein, Alt rights of republication of special dispatches herein ; i are also reserved. MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION — SUBSCRIPTION RATES PAYABLE IN ADVANCE cp istudy the kiddies with their toys—and learn much | vivors of 1921. K D SMITH | shackles of time and space. 4 | getting run over. TOYS \ Daily by carrier, per year. $7 Ss Daily by mail, per year (in Bismarck). 720 : philosophy. Daily by, mail, per year*(in state outside Bi marck).. 5.00; What toy appealed most to the boy?. Probably Daily 1; outside of, North Dakota. . f G. “@HE STATE'S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) ‘the career he will follow. Little girls are just as fond of their doll- babies ER _as their great-grand-mothers were. That explodes | \all fears that home life is rocking at its founda- | 1g tions, The clock strikes 12.’ Horns blow. Home| = ~~ brewers, pop corks. Another year ends, fades into! eternjtyf Enter, 1922. | SALESMANSHIP ey Old:1921 was a bad year for the average pocket- | Every business ‘man is saying, “It’s harder'to| book. There have been worse years, But, tak- | |sell” stuff than it used to be.” ing it by-and-large, there will be few mourners | Yes, and it will be, for years to come. as 1921 totters off the stage. | The golden age of salesmanship is at hand. The new year, 1922, is a promising one Pros-| The whole world is heading into a period of elose| pects are that uginess will tontinue improving. \competition, and slender profit’ margins. This is) i Be i NOR a sensed by those who are preparing great consoli-! ata Htc oe its balance restored, *!dations of independent: steel companies.’ | Personal salesmanship is needed now, more than! What: does the new year mean to you per-| ever before. So, also, the next decade. Needed: sonally ? leven more is collective salesmanship—advertising. | For one thing, it. means that. you area year 4 rica older. Mg NEW Business houses are taking inventory. of goods on hand, checking up their books, finding out i og what was accomplished, what not, in.1921,, | Why not take an inventory of yourself ? Was! it a good year, or a bad one, for you? Did you make progress, slip back or stand still? ,. 'How| does your lot compare: with ‘Janiiary 1; 19217 What mistakes did you make— what errors of | judgment—that cah be avoided during 1922?- | On the answers to these questions, base your! New Year resolutions. ~ Let the birth of the new year be a°re-birth of your ambitions, hopes and the finer emotions! that make life worth while. in compare with those made several centuries ago by Antonius Stradivarius and other master! iviolin makers. ° S A crowd ‘of supér-musicians recently gat in} icariniess in the Conservatgjre in Paris. *) divarius was played, then a modern violin. They voted in favor of the modern fiddle, then were amazed that it wasn’t the Stradivarius. Music isn’t the only field in which people swear ‘by the old-time stuff, when the new thing is} better. EDITORIAL REVIEW Comments reproduced in this column mayor may not express the opinion of The Tribune. They are presented here in order that our readers may have both sides of iesvorteat inaues which are being discussed in the press of the day. | | i i | ILLUSIONS : In the wake of Christmas, parents’ wrath de-' scends on:a New York school teacher. She com-, mitted the unpardonable ,sin—told her pupils, “There isn’t any Santa Claus.” | Is it right to deceive children about old Sania, : Easter Bunny and Jack Frost?’ By all means!) Childhood, like maturity, needs illusions to keep it ever striving onward, and to add color and ro- mance to the,Machine: Age. Chasj butter flies is a pleasure, fail to ab them. AN IRISH “OPPOSITION” rent in regard to the wrangles in the dail eireann. One of them is'that it is necessary in the Irish i this i is what we now see in the process of for jtion. There is his majesty’s opposition: at minster and there must also be one, it is said, at] ' Dublin. even: if you: FORD rae Henry Ford’s railroad, the D, T. & I., took ‘in| $652,488 in October, for hauling freight and. pass- engers. Out of this, it made a net operating rev-! ‘ enié or profit of $120,723. s the “demand for ‘entire independence, and why shculd not the same thing happen in Ireland? It might seem unnecessary to go painfully about (the: ‘creation of an opposition in the Irish free) Im October, 1920, this road’s gross'revenue was State. If it is. Irish, there will infallibly be oppo-| Bounce bounding along in the rear. $698,053. That was $45,615 more than the rey. | sition. Same in everything. Ten years from now, the | world will look back amusedly at the old-fashion-| Fifth Ave. Bldg. ed way of 1921, The 20th century is cutting the| You have to move fast, these days, to keep from As the Christmas tree driés up and “falls. off,” it reveals the secret of that interesting mystery, i i Moét musicians believe that no modern violin; ee eee ey ADVENTURE OF A Stra- |: {parliament to have an opposition party, and that! | In South Africa, -after the Union was; established, an opposition party based itself on} The tradition of being “agin” the gov-; A few more generations, and the captains of | Editor | gigantic passenger and freight airplanes will! laugh at occasional slow steam freighters, sur} | { | ' i \ | i H i | | i ! t | | i i i i | i i yg THE TWINS “Ry” dilve Harton Roberts The two ballcdns searched! Naney and Nick for ‘pins’ or for any sharp things; that might hurt the people in their country, bit ail they found was | Nick's littlé’pen knife which they said he could keep if he! would promise not to open it. “Well,that’s over!” said Buskins, the fairyman. “Now please run and get our steeds. Nancy and Nick and I have many places to go and we are just getting started. Off with you, Blue Jumper and Reddy Bounce! Go ito my stables inthe town of Balloon- stick and bring us something to ride upon.” ; Away bounced the fat jolly balloons ‘and ina second or two they were back with three large Fourth of July bal- loons made of paper, One was a green elephant, another a pink pig and e a . . ;the third a blue poodle, each one Several ingenious and subtle theories are’ cur-| puffed out with importance, and “sad- dled and bridled and ready to go.” “Hop on, kiddies!” called Buskins, springing to the back of the green pa-~ per elephant. ; “Don’t be afraid. These creattres: are stronger than’ they appear ‘to ‘Waop' | Like everything else in Fairyland, thelt! appearance is deceiving: anl Patsy’ Pink-Eye and Bowsy- Blue-Bow will take you anywhere you wish to go.” So Nancy scrambled upon the pig (which bore her plump weight very nicely) and Nick settled himself on the blue poodle. i Instantly their steeds started down ! the road, covering tite ground at a won- derful gait, Blue Jumper and Reddy | “Wh—where are we going?” calied | Nancy bumpily to Buskins who was | enue in October, 1921, but instead of a profit there ernment is too strong to be broken in a day. But; leading the procession: was a deficit of $126,492. lip the split at Dublin there is moré than a parlia-. The D. T. & I. does less business ‘than a year | ‘mentary or party significance. It shows that the! tert. ago, but-is $247,215 better off in one month. | semblance of complete unity of opinion in the! showings. Make your own comment. |The moment that the ‘moved and the cpyortunity of free debate offered, | | “we seg the Sinn Feisers dividing like other men. : This will have its effect in’ the North of Ireland} as well as in the South. It may tend to confirm *|the belief of some Ulster politicians that, if they! igo into the All-Ireland parliament, they will be} |able to hold the ba!s~ce of nower between the two, | factions\ of the Southerners. The disputes and ‘divisions n have unquestionably chilled the first enthusi- ! CIDER Cause for alarm. Census bureau says farmers made only 13,365,805 gallons of cider in-.1919, | compared with 32,583,998 gallons in 1909. This look like one of the great American indus- tries is going to decay. Figures for 1921 probe: ably would show a further falling-off in cider, | The little joker is that an enormous amount of Bt hard cider is made on the sly and doesh’t show up in the statistics. Almost anyone making hard cider is apt to sample it’ frequently. Hence the' figures he furnishes are bound to be muddled. Treland and England. But those pe: rhaps should! have been expected among a romantic race. Those} iclosest to the facts are confident that ratification : 5 ,of the treaty, whether by action of the dail or by} HAVE TO MOVE FAST |a popular vote, is certain to come. Even De Val-| Into New York harbor comes an Old-time saiJ-| era, in his alternative proposals, is said to have! “ing: vessel—the General George C. Hogg, a three-, abandoned at last the idea of an Irish republic masted schooner. She brings a cargo of mahog-| absolutely independent. That would leave open any logs from the African -Gold Coast. The trip only the question of how best the rights and privi- took 121 days—four months. f A page from the past! “A modern steam|the arguments of Arthur Griffith and Michael freighter would have made the same trip in a/Collins, who negotiated and now demand the tenth of. the time. i oa ~.| treaty, are conclusive. —New York Times, ~e and delays at Dub-} asm caused by the news of an agveement between | i | i leges of Ireland can-be secured. On that point |’ “To the nursery,” called back Bus- “It's about a ale, ahead to the Just follow me." So they all galloved on. Nick look- back once lover his shoulder to sce | | kins. . e -Other months have been making similar good ‘South of Irelend has been forced and artificial. what had become of the little elevator pressure of warfare is re-/ It was patiently waiting. (To Be Continued.) Z (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service.) Mis: L bor ders of cay states, Fastport, Me.. is)the most easterly city in the United States. \ _ SPOKANE JOB. FOR “DAKOTA” GIRL Another name goes on the long list. of Spokane, Wash., office workers, edticated at [akota Bus- iness College, Fargo, N. D. Lucile Alair recently ‘walked off’? with a $110 job at the Northern Insurance Co. With good places so scarce, why are D. B.C. graduates given preference cverywhere? Because this school ig thorough. Because it stirs up ambition in every pupil to win big success—hke hundreds of former graduates. 226 have become bank officers, 40 of them women. “Follow the ZucceSSful.”” Write F. L.. Watkins,’ Pres., 806 Front » St. Fargo, N. D, augurated president. March 24—Cardinal Gibbons, dean of American hierachy, dies. May 18—-Edward © Douglass. , “White, chief justice of U./S. Supreme, Court, dies. May. 20—President Harding. ‘pre- sents $100,000 worth of radium, gift of American women, to Mme Curie, Franco-Polish discoverer: of. radium. May 31—Nine whites, 21 negroes killed in race conflict in Tulsa; Okla. June 3—Klood at Pueblo, Colo., does $20,000,000 damage. iB June 5—Laura Bromwell,: woman loop-the-loop champion, killed in 1800- foot fall from plane. ° June 9—Col. F. W. Galbraith, Jr., commander of American ‘Legion, killed in auto accident near Indianapolis. June 15—John G. Emery lected national commander of American Le- gion. June 25—President Gompers and aaa administration reelected by A. July 2—Jack Dempsey retains heayy title by knocking out Georges Car- pentier, July 2—Harding signs peace ‘reso- lution with Germany. yAug. 2—Enrico Caruso dies in Italy. EVERETT, TRUE You KN, DEAR, (OU HAVE A NUMGBEre CE BAD HABITS. iWANYARY AS HERE AND IT'S | MUST'SIOP HERE, Son — COULDNT Quile Reach IT So fit TURN The JOB OVER To ‘ou. NOW MAKE Gqop! MEMORABLE DATES OF 1921 March 4.—Warren 6. Harding in- | \ , Aug. 11—Secretary of State Hughes, on behalf of President Harding, invites | principal allied powers to disarma- ment conference. Aug. 24—ZR-2, giant dirigible, at! lapses and burns in England. Forty- | two killed, including 6 Americans. jv2nd as usual. ah | { JANUARY Congress convenes on third; 105,- 000,000 resolutions against swearing break on fourth. Thirteenth falls on Friday; bad luck to \9se a dollar on tis day. Ligyd George says he is coming to America. FEBRUARY ‘Harding in office’ almost a year. Three pictures ahead of Ford in being- ' photographed contest. Days longer, i but.only 28 this month, so no time gained. /Washington’s birthday on Valentines\arrive on ithe 14th, 15th and 16th. “Tloyd’ George {coming over next month, MARCH ° Month of winds. Biggest winds pre- | dicting hot summer. - Others prepare j advance criticism of bathing suits. St. ; Patrick’s Day on 17th as usuat. About 1 987,65 ,321 kites hang on wires, Lloyd George coming to U.S. ‘ APRIL First month in 1922, Having’ five pay j days. “April Fool” ¢ S on first pay- jday. Easter, as usilal:* rices ‘raised according to detightful old cus- ;tom. April showers work on May iflowe:s. First spring poet shot and jexhibited around town." Lloyd George i coming over next month. i ul | i i | | i yed. igrosms counting their 1 654,321 \ MAY May has the flowers, but Henry brought them. Admiral Sims cele- brates anniversary of being misquot- Question of changing underwear settled: June brides - getting © set; coin. Lloyd George coming to U. S. ; ~~ ' JUNE” : Last of spring poets shot. Second month in 1922 with,five paydays. June g1ooms need six. Children’s vacation and mther's work starts.- About: 987,- poems, written beginning “What is so rare) as.” ‘ete.: ‘Lloyd George coming oun ‘next month. 5 pagans ‘jury * The Fourth of July, comes. between’ « third’ and fifth, as usual. “Harding calls for safe\and sane celebration. Joke ‘is written, about dad> taking Sept. 9—American relief begins “in| 1 the day off and'son taking a:few fing- Russia. Sept, 28—Lieut MacReady breaks al-; titude record, going 40,800 ft. up. \ Oct. 13—New York Nationals won world’s. baseball championship from New York Americans. Oct. 24—Emperor Karl's _restora- tion fails for second time. Madiera. Oct. New York. i Nov. 11—Burial of unknown Ameri-} can soldier. Nov. 12—Conferenke on arms limi- tation opens in Washington. . Dec. 6—Irish Free State treaty announced. Dec. 12—Four-Power agreement signed. Barking is said to be an unnatural trait of the dog. Louisiana has the greatest num- ber of miles of navigable waters. BY CONDO | jcount of small crop. Squirrels start | hiding. golf balls. y HAVEN'T \(OU READ (N THE LQOOD BOOK WAERE IT SAYS "3WEAR NOT oe . Yes, Vive Reap (T, THEees, ‘Tput YOU. HAVEN'T ES & fou" Sst ACU ‘Souk SMATTERING OF THE SCRIPTURES FROM NTHS ‘JOKES: You HEAR IN. VAUCEVILLS Exiled to} t- | : Daydays. ers off. Lloyd George -oming to U.S. y ~ AUGUST Dog days. Nine hundred and eighty- seven six hundred and fifty-four dogs. go mad an account pf high price of bones. Lots of people give up hope of vacation; put on bathing suits and have pictures made at home. First June groom gets out of debt. Lloyd 28—Marshal Foch arrives in | George coming over next month. SEPTEMBER Hard winter starts being predicted by coal dealers, ‘Nickel cigars drop from 11 to 10 cents. Labor Day hap 'pens as per schedule. First June | groom gets back in debt. Lioyd George ‘coming over. OCTOBER Third month in 1922 having five | Paydays. “ First newspaper says “Do your Christmas shopping early.” —‘Hal- lowe’en, as usual. About $987,654,321 worth of furniture ‘breaks on) moving day. Fairs are bigger ,.and- better. ‘Lioyd George coming over next month. “NOVEMBER Statistics show big fruit crop breke all records. Fruit prices high on ac- Last bathing girl leaves magazine-covers. Thanksgiv- ing, as usual. Turkeys scarce. I.loyd | George qoming over next month. DECEMBER He ‘Fourth month in 1922 having five Christmas comes. on Moh- : day. Everybody does his shopping on the Saturday before. Lioyd George decides to stay hyme and _ celebrate | first anniversary of England's freedom i from: Ireland. Two-thirds of all coal mined’ in the ' United States is used for generating | Bower. SUFFERED WITH ECZEMA 14 YEARS Al Over Body. ltchedand Burned. Caticara Heals, “I suffered for fourteen years with a severe case of eczema which was scattered nearly sll over my body. At first it seemed like pimples and then turned to blisters and itched 2nd burned so badly that,I scratched and irritated the affected parts. I could not sleep at night. “A friend told me about Cuticura Soap and Ointment and-after vying four cakes of Cuticura Soap and three boxes of Cuticura Ointment I was completely healed, in two weeks.” (Signed) Mr. E. W. Robbins, . Box 72, Westby, Wis., July 12, 1520. Give Cuticura Soap, Ointment and Talcum the care of your skin. 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